CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am
CHORUS: Ah-ash-ley
She knows the darkest spells, and she brews the meanest potions
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
ASHLEY: You should be afraid of the great
CHORUS: Ah-ash-ley
She doesn't play with dolls, and she never combs her hair
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?
ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you
- Grandma's wig, this will make you big
- Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit
- Pantalones giganticus!
- Oh, no, not again...
CHORUS: She can rule the world, and still finish all her homework
ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest
CHORUS: Ah-ash-ley
You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon
ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spell book, and, yes, it's true
- I don't have as many friends as you
- But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends
- And if you say "no," you're toast
CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am
CHORUS: Ah-ash-ley
Just remember this when you see her on the street
ASHLEY: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet
A less compressed version of the original theme (both English and Japanese versions) played at a faster tempo is a record in the Toy Room. The game also introduces a new instrumental arrangement, used in the Pumpkin Panic minigame.
CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause it's
- ALL: Ashley
CHORUS: She knows the darkest spells, and she brews the meanest potions
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
ASHLEY: You'd better be afraid of the great
- ALL: Ashley
CHORUS: She doesn't play with dolls, and she never combs her hair
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?
ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you
- Grandma's wig, this will make you big
- Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit
- Pantalones giganticus! Oh, no, not again
CHORUS: She can rule the world, and still finish all her homework
ASHLEY: Everyone knows I'm the greatest
- ALL: Ashley
CHORUS: You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon
ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spells, and, yes, it's true
- Well, I don't have as many friends as you
- But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends
- And if you say "no," you're toast
CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause it's
- ALL: Ashley
CHORUS: Just remember this when you see her on the street
ASHLEY: I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet
- I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet
- I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet
There were some issues over Ashley's English theme. If the record is spun fast enough in the Turntable souvenir during the first solo, it would supposedly come out with the words "I have granted kids to Hell." However, Nintendo and Nintendo Power both stated that it was an accident and the words come out like that due to it meshing pieces of the song together.[15] The real words are as the following:
These words form a sentence like "Eye of grand this kitt soo pan," which is misheard as "I have granted kids to Hell."