Grandma Simulator

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The Grandma Simulator Toy from WarioWare: Touched!

Grandma Simulator is one of the many souvenirs a player can obtain in WarioWare: Touched!. When players blow on the microphone to cool the grandmother's tea, she gives advice. The advice given is dependent on how intense the players blow on the cup of tea.

Grandma's wisdom[edit]

  • "Wario is a big grump."
  • "Knitting rules!"
  • "Listen to your elders."
  • "Eh? What did you say?"
  • "Mind your manatee."
  • "I need more tea!"
  • "Never say diaper."
  • "Practice makes pudding."
  • "Take naps."
  • "Make loafers, not war."
  • "Use a coaster!"
  • "Celery happens."
  • "Easy come, easy go-kart."
  • "Rock the mic!"
  • "Don't rock the cruise boat."
  • "I need to...Zzz..."
  • "There's always yesterday."

In-game description[edit]

  • "Grandma has some advice for you! Blow into the microphone to cool off her tea, and she might share a pearl of wisdom with you. She'll say different things depending on how you blow into the microphone."

Names in other languages[edit]

Language Name Meaning
Chinese 奶奶喝茶[1]
Nǎinai Hēchá
Grandma having tea / Have some tea, granny

French Simulateur de grand-mère
Grandma simulator


  1. ^ From iQue's localization of WarioWare: Touched!.