List of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door quotes by character (S–Z)

Main article: List of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door quotes

This is a list of quotes from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and its Nintendo Switch remake by character (S–Z).

Screamy

• "...I'm Screamy. I wonder what future is plotted for us by he who holds the compass..."
• "For I must deliver something..."

Shadow Queen

• "Who...has called me back?"
• "You..."
• "Very well... Where is the vessel?"
• "Yessss... A fine vessel..."
• "Now..."
• "Muh huh huh huh... Witness my rebirth..."
• "My soul has not yet fully accustomed to this vessel..."
• "But I will learn to control this body soon enough..."
• "Who are you that would command me?"
• "What sort of being are you?"
• "You would do well to learn your proper place, slave. No one commands me."
• "My powers are not yet fully restored..."
• "But...they will come in time..."
• "Ahh, Beldam... What ages have passed?"
• "So... You are the one truly responsible for calling me back, yessss?"
• "Yesss... You have fulfilled your duties admirably."
• "And who are these...beings that stand before me?"
• "Yesss... They do not appear to possess power... ...But they may be of use. If you will become my faithful servants, I will not harm you." (GCN)
• "Yesss... They appear to possess some modicum of power and may be of some use... Mortals...if you will become my faithful servants, I will not harm you." (Switch)
• "Yesss... You are obedient... Good, my pet..." (Become her servant.)
• "Now you are mine..."
• "You will serve me for eternity."
• "I see... So you defy me..." (Refuse this witch!)
• "How...amusing..."
• "Then, you wretched fools...you will learn the error of your ways!"
• "You are foolish to oppose me."
• "Yesss...and that foolishness...will have to be punished..."
• "Hmm... So, you are not weak. Maybe you are less useless than you appear."
• "This body is unfamiliar to me..."
• "Yesss, too unfamiliar... Let me assume my true form and show you real power..."
• "In this form, your attacks are like those of a child to me..."
• "You are lucky... You will perish with the honor of having seen true terror and power!"
• "Muh huh huh huh huh huh!"
• "Muh huh huh huh... Why do you delay? FACE ME!" (Player does not attack for a turn; Switch version only)
• "Muh huh huh huh huh huh! Is that your idea of an attack? Foolish..." (GCN)
• "Muh huh huh huh huh huh! Is that your idea of an attack? Foolish... Struggle as you might, it won't be enough!" (Switch)
• "Muh huh huh huh huh... Now, taste my power!"
• "Hmmm... What a troublesome little pest you are. Muh huh huh huh huh..."
• "Yesss... I have recovered from any slight damage you many have caused earlier... And now...I will punish you for your resistance..." (GCN)
  • "Yesss... I have recovered from any slight damage I've taken... And now...how I will punish you for your resistance..." (Switch)
• "I will ask you again... Will you serve me? If so, I will forgive you for this..."
• "Muh huh huh huh huh... Very well..."
• "Then you will perish."
• "What... What is this?"
• "Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What... What are these vile voices?"
• "What is this...light?"
• "Oh..."
• "Ohh..."
• "Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh......"
• "Wh-What?!?"
• "You wretched little girl! You disobey me?!?"
• "You brat! Obey me, girl!"
• "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Very cunning, Princess!"
• "But you will not undo me!!! Know me as your queen!"
• "Enough! This ends now!"
• "Wh-What..."
• "H-How is it that you can hurt me?"
• "Fooooooooools!"
• "Muh huh huh... You do not know what you have done..."
• "Uuurghh..."
• "No... It... It cannot be... How..." (GCN)
• "No... It... It cannot be... How?" (Switch)
• "AAAAAIIYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
• "Impossible... Unthinkable..."
• "How could I... I cannot be beaten by lesser beings such as these..."
• "And I had just been reborn into this world... I cannot... I must not..."
• "AAAAAIIYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Japanese

• ダレじゃ⋯ わらわを よびおこすものは⋯ (What... What brings me here...)
• そちか⋯ (...and...)
• まあ よい⋯ わらわの たましいの 入いれ物ものは いずこしゃ？ (Well, okay... Where is the vessel for my soul?)
• ふむ⋯ なかなかのものじゃな⋯ (Well... It is considerable...)
• よかろう⋯ (Very well...)
• ふふふふ⋯ これで わらわは ふっかつしたわけだ (Fufufufu... Now, my life is restored.)
• まだ たましいと 体からだが かんぜんに 一体いったいとは なっておらめが⋯ (Though my soul and body are not yet united as one...)
• しばらくすれば わが たましいも あたらしい体からだに なじむであろう⋯ (After a while, I will be able to adapt my soul to my new body...)
• この わらわに めいれいを 下くだそうとは⋯ (Who are you to claim a position of authority over me...?)
• そちは いったい なにものしゃ⋯? (What in the world are you...?)
• みのほども わきまえず わらわに さしずしようとは なんたる ぶれい (You have no sense of propriety. And you have no sense of what is required of you. What a disgrace!)
• まだ チカラも かんぜんには もどってあらめか⋯ (My strength has not yet returned to me. I can't seem to get it back...)
• ふむ⋯ それも しかたあるまい⋯ (Hmm... That's the way it is...)
• ん マジョリン⋯ ひさしいのう (Ah, Beldam... It's been a long time.)
• そうか⋯ そちが わらわを よみがえらせてくれたのじゃな (Well, I see... So it was you. You brought me back to life.)
• うむ⋯ ごくろうじゃったな (Hm... Thank you for your hard work.)
• ところで そちたちは なにものだ？ (And who are you, by the way?)
• ふむ⋯ 見みれは なかなかの 面つらがまえ (Hmm... You're not so bad looking.)
• どうだ わらわに つかえめか？ わらわの しもべに なれば わるいようには せめぞ (Well, how about it? You want to be my servant? If you become my servant... I won't do anything bad to you.)
• なかなか ききわけの いいヤツじゃの⋯ よかろう⋯ (You are a very good man, a man who knows his place... Good...)
• これで そちは わらわのものだ (Now you belong to me.)
• 一生いっしょう わらわに つかえるがよい (You will serve as a slave to me for the rest of your life.)
• なるほど⋯ そちも わらわに さからうと いうか⋯ (I see... So you are disobeying me, as well...)
• おもしろい⋯ (Interesting...)
• ならば そもむくい しかと うけるが よいわ (In that case, you will receive your punishment.)
• わらわに いどむとは なんと おろかな⋯ (How foolish you are to threaten me...)
• その おろかさ⋯ 自みずからの しを もって つぐなうが いい⋯ (Your foolishness... You will pay for it with your own life...)
• ふむう⋯ そちも なかなか やるではないか サスガに わらわが 見みこんだオトコだ (Hmm... You're not so bad yourself, are you? As is expected of someone whom I have watched so carefully.)
• おもうように 動うごがなかった 体からだも じょじょに なじんできた⋯ (My body wasn't moving like I wanted it to. I'm getting used to it...)
• そろそろ わらわの 本当ほんとうの チカラを 見みせてくらよいそ⋯ (It's about time. I'll show you my true power...)
• この すがたで あれば そちの こうげきなぞは 虫むしに さされたほどにも きかぬ (In this form, your attacks would be as minuscule as an insect's whisper.)
• この すがたを わらわに とらせたことを こうえいに おもいながら しんでいくが よいぞ (You shall rest in peace, knowing that you have earned the honor of being shown this form by me.)
• ホーホッホッホッホッホッホッホッホ！(Hoohohohohohohohoho!)
• ホホホホ⋯ それでも こうげきしているつもりかえ？(Hohohoho... You think you're still hitting me?)
• ホホホホ⋯ わらわの チカラを おもいしるがよい！(Hohohoho... You will feel my power!)
• なんとも ふがいないヤツよの オ〜ホホホホッ⋯ (What a poor fellow. Oh-ho-ho-ho...)
• これで そちから うけた キズも ほうんど もとに もどった⋯ (Now the injury from the other side is back to normal...)
• さて⋯ あとは いかに そちを こらしめてやるかじゃな⋯ (Well... Now we'll see how badly I can beat you...)
• いまいちど そちたちに 問とう わらわに つかえる気きは ないか？いまなら ゆるして つかわそうぞ⋯ (I ask you once again. Are you going to serve me? I'll forgive you this time, and I'll spare you...)
• ホホホホ⋯ よかろう⋯ (Hohohoho... Very well...)
• ならば そちたちの のぞみ通どおり トドメを さして つかわそう (Then I'll finish you off.)
• な⋯ なんじゃ！？ (What... what!?)
• な な な なんじゃ⋯ この わずらわしい こえは⋯ (W-w-w-what the heck... What's that annoying sound...)
• こ この光ひかりは⋯？(Th-this light...?)
• あ⋯ (A...)
• ああ⋯ (Aa...)
• ああああああああああああああ⋯⋯ (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa...)
• な⋯ なんじゃ！(What... what!)
• こ 小娘こむすめえつ！わらわに さけらう つもりか！！(Y-You little brat! You think you can get away with this!!)
• おのれ！小娘こむすめえーーーつ！！(You! You little brat!!)
• ええい！どこまでも こざかいい 小娘こむすめめ！！(Hey! You're the most annoying little girl I've ever met!!)
• じゃが なにを しようと ムダじゃ わらわは 女王じょおうなのじゃから！！ (But no matter what you do, it's no use, for I am the queen!!)
• ふんっ！けちらしてくれるわ！！(Darn it! I'm going to kick your butt!!)
• な⋯ なんじゃと⋯ (Wh... What...)
• わ⋯ わらわの この体からだに キズが つくとは⋯ (How... how this body of mine is damaged...)
• おのれ〜〜〜っ！(Curse yooooou!)
• ふん まだまだ これからじゃぞ (Hmph. This is just the beginning.)
• くあ⋯ (Kua...)
• ま⋯ ませか⋯ こんな はずは⋯ (N...no... This can't be...)
• うああああああああ⋯⋯⋯ (UAAAAAHHH...)
• そんな⋯ そんな⋯ (Oh, no... No, no...)
• わらわが⋯ わらわが このような やからに たおされてしまうとは⋯ (I never thought that I... that I would be defeated by such a brute...)
• ふたたび この世よに よみがえつたと いうのに⋯ (Even though I have been brought back to this world again...)
• あああああああああああああああああ⋯ (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH...)

Shellshock

• "Hey. You. Gonzales. Since you didn't want that cake, I ate it. Best cake I ever had, man. Sprinkles, frosting, the works. You're an idiot."
• "Bluuurgh... Body...went...numb... Stupid...cake... Hate...cake... Never...eat...cake...again..."
• "Legs...like...grape...jelly... Shell...shaking... Hate...you... cake... Hate...you..."
• "You're pretty strong, but your partners are strong, too, baby! Maybe I should get new partners, huh?"
• "Welcome back, Gonzales! I'm psyched to fight in the same league with you again!"
• "So-called Great Gonzales! Don't think I'm gonna take it easy on you, baby!"
• "Still got it, baby!"

Shopkeeps

Toad Bros. Bazaar

General

• "Hey, there, fella! Welcome to the Toad Bros. Bazaar!"
• "What can I do for you?"
• "If you're shopping, just stand in front of what you want and press , OK?" (Buying)
• "Come again, OK?" (Leaving)

Buying

• "I'm gonna need [#] coin(s) for that [Item]. Want to buy it, fella?"
• "Oooh... Gee, sorry, fella, but you don't have enough coins." (Not enough coins)
• "Listen, fella, it looks to me like you can't carry any more items. Yeah, sorry about that." (Full inventory)
• "I'll sell you something after you use, sell, or store some of your stuff, OK?"
• "Hey, thanks very much, fella!" (Item bought)
• "Oh, and I'll add [#] shop points to your total!"

Selling

• "Huh? Listen, fella, you need to actually HAVE something for me to want to buy it." (No items)
• "What do you want to sell?"
• "I'll pay you [#] coin(s) for your [Item]. How about it?"
• "I see... Is there anything else you want to sell, fella?" (Refusing to sell)
• "Thanks, fella!" (Item sold, 1 item)
• "Hey, thanks very much, fella!" (Item sold, more items)
• "Is there anything else you want to sell?"

Storing

• "Huh? Maybe I misheard you, but I'm pretty sure you don't have anything to store." (No items)
• "Ooh, I'm sorry, fella, but I can't store anything else." (Full storage)
• "I can store [#] more item(s) for you, fella. Want to store something?"
• "OK, no problem. I'll store it for you at no charge, fella." (Item stored)
• "Then I'll store it for you, sound good?" (Item stored, more items)
• "Is there anything else you want to store, fella?"

Withdrawing

• "Huh? I don't have any of your items in storage, fella." (No items in storage)
• "It looks like you can't carry anything else, fella." (Full inventory)
• "Come back after you use, sell, or store something, OK?"
• "What would you like to retrieve, fella?"
• "OK. Here you go!" (Item claimed)
• "Use it wisely, fella."
• "You want to retrieve anything else, fella?" (Item claimed, more items)

Point Explanation

• "Hey there, fella! Welcome! Is this your first time in our shop? I think it is!"
• "I always like to explain our shop-point system to new customers, so bear with me."
• "Customers receive one shop point for each purchase they make. You with me so far?"
• "Save up enough shop points and you can get prizes, including some rare items."
• "You'll find a list of prizes posted in any shop, so be sure to check it out."
• "It's a pretty simple promotion, wouldn't you say, fella? Need me to explain it again?"
• "OK, in that case..." (Yes)
• "Well, take your time, and enjoy your shopping, fella!" (No)

Points

• "You currently have...[#] point(s), fella!"
• "You've saved up enough shop points, fella!" (Enough points)
• "Guess what you've earned! This [Item]!"
• "Ooh, it looks like you can't carry anything else, fella."
• "Come back after you use, sell, or store an item, OK?'
• "Well, you've earned a gift with your shop points, but you can't carry it right now." (Shop prize, full inventory)
• "Anything else I can do for you, fella?"
• "You saved up 300 shop points! That's the most ever! The maximum! Congrats!" (300 shop points)
• "So, I guess from here..."
• "Wow! You won't believe this! This is incredible, fella!"
• "You get to start collecting points ALL OVER AGAIN!"
• "Oh, and you get the amazing 300-point present, fella! A Gold Bar x 3!"

Westside Goods (Peeka)

General

• "Hi there, cutie! Welcome to Westside Goods!"
• "What can I do for you?"
• "If you're shopping, just stand in front of what you want and press , OK, sweetie pie?" (Buying)
• "Come on back, sweetie!" (Leaving)

Buying

• "It's going to be [#] coin(s) for that [Item]. Care to buy it, cutie?"
• "Oooh... Aw, sorry, sugar, but you don't have enough coins." (Not enough coins)
• "Hey, sweetie, it looks to me like you can't carry any more items. Bummer!" (Full inventory)
• "I'll sell you something after you use, sell, or store some of your things, OK?"
• "Aw, THANKS, sugar!" (Item bought)
• "Oh, and I'll add [#] shop points to your total!"

Selling

• "Hm? Ummmm, cutie, I can only buy stuff from you if you actually have stuff." (No items)
• "What do you want to sell?"
• "I'll pay you [#] coin(s) for your [Item]. Sound good?"
• "Oh, OK... Anything else you want to sell, sweetie pie?" (Refusing to sell)
• "Aw, THANKS, sugar!" (Item sold, 1 item)
• "Aw, thanks SO much, cutie!" (Item sold, more items)
• "Anything else you want to sell, maybe?"

Storing

• "Hm? But, honey, you don't have a THING to store!" (No items)
• "Aw, sorry, honey, but I can't store anything else!" (Full storage)
• "I can store [#] more item(s) for you, hon. Want to store something?"
• "My pleasure, sweetie. I'll store it for you." (Item stored)
• "Then I'll store it for you, OK?" (Item stored, more items)
• "Anything else you want to store, cutie-pie?"

Withdrawing

• "Hm? I don't have any of your items in my storage, you silly billy!" (No items in storage)
• "Aw, you can't carry anything else, cuteness!" (Full inventory)
• "Come back after you use, sell, or store something, OK?"
• "What would you like to retrieve, sugar?"
• "OK! Here you are!" (Item claimed)
• "Good luck with it, cutie!"
• "You want to retrieve anything else, cute stuff?" (Item claimed, more items)

Point Explanation

• "Hey there, cutie-pie! Is this your first time in my shop? Uh-huh, I knew it!"
• "I always like to explain our shop-point system to new customers, so listen, OK?"
• "Customers get one shop point for each purchase they make, right?"
• "Save up enough shop points and you can get prizes, including some rare items."
• "You'll find a list of prizes posted in any shop, so be sure to check it out, OK?"
• "It's a pretty simple promotion, don't you think, cutie? Need me to explain it again?"
• "OK, in that case..." (Yes)
• "Well, take your time, and enjoy your shopping, cutie!" (No)

Points

• "Right now, you have...[#] point(s), sweetie pie!"
• "You've saved up enough shop points, sugar!" (Enough points)
• "Know what you've earned? This [Item]!"
• "Aw, it looks like you can't carry anything else, you poor baby."
• "Come back after you use, sell, or store an item, OK?'
• "You've saved up enough shop points, sweetness!"
• "Aw, you've earned a gift with your shop points, but you can't carry it right now." (Shop prize, full inventory)
• "Anything else I can do for you, sugar bean?"
• "You saved up 300 shop points! That's the most ever! The maximum! Wow!" (300 shop points)
• "So, I guess from here..."
• "Wow! You won't believe this! This is awesome, cutie-pie!"
• "You get to start collecting points ALL OVER AGAIN!"
• "Oh, and you get the amazing 300-point present, sugar! A Gold Bar x 3!"

Niff T.'s shop

General

• "Come in, come in! Welcome! Welcome to Niff T.'s shop!"
• "What can I do for you today?"
• "If you're here to shop, just stand in front of an item and press ." (Buying)
• "Come again, OK?" (Leaving)

Buying

• "It's [#] coin(s) for [an Item]. Would you like one?"
• "Oops! Oh, gee, I'm sorry. You don't have enough coins." (Not enough coins)
• "Oh, gee, it looks like you can't carry any more items." (Full inventory)
• "Try again after you use, sell, or store an item, OK?"
• "Thank you so much!" (Item bought)
• "You earned [#] shop point(s)!"

Selling

• "Oops! Don't you feel silly? You don't have any items!" (No items)
• "What would you like to sell?"
• "I'll pay...[#] coin(s) for your [Item]. Do we have a deal?"
• "Oh. OK. Well, is there anything else you'd like to sell?" (Refusing to sell)
• "Thank you so very much!" (Item sold, 1 item)
• "Thank you so very much!" (Item sold, more items)
• "Is there another item you'd like to sell?"

Storing

• "Oops! Don't you feel silly? You don't have any items!" (No items)
• "I guess I can't store any for you."
• "I'm terribly sorry, but you can't store any more items." (Full storage)
• "You can store [#] more item(s), if you like. What do you say?"
• "Then allow me to store that for you!" (Item stored)
• "Then allow me to store that for you!" (Item stored, more items)
• "Shall I store anything else?"

Withdrawing

• "Oops! Don't you feel silly? We don't seem to have any of your items in storage." (No items in storage)
• "Oops! It looks to me like you can't carry any more items." (Full inventory)
• "Try again after you sell, use, or store an item, OK?"
• "What would you like to withdraw?"
• "Then I'll just give this back to you." (Item claimed)
• "Use it well!"
• "Is there anything else you'd like to withdraw?" (Item claimed, more items)

Point Explanation

• "Oh, hello! Is this your first time visiting one of our wonderful shops?"
• "Then let me give you the explanation of shop points I give all first-time customers."
• "Customers earn one shop point for each item they buy."
• "As you build up your points, you'll earn various prizes, including rare items."
• "The prizes are explained inside each individual store."
• "And that's it!"
• "Need to hear it again?"
• "Oh, OK. No problem. Now, then..." (Yes)
• "Excellent! You're now free to shop, sell, or store items as you please." (No)

Points

• "Right now, you have exactly...[#] point(s)!"
• "Wow! Congratulations!" (Enough points)
• "You've saved up enough shop points to earn yourself a free [Item]!"
• "Oops! It looks like you can't carry any more items."
• "You can pick your prize up after you use, sell, or store an item. How's that sound?
• "You've earned enough shop points, Mario, but it looks like your pockets are full." (Shop prize, full inventory)
• "Is there anything else I can do for you right now?"
• "Wow, wow, and WOW! You've earned the maximum number of shop points: 300!" (300 shop points)
• "I guess what this means is..."
• "Oh, my! Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness gracious!"
• "This means you get to start collecting shop points all over again, starting at zero!"
• "And as if that's not enough of a reward...this is your 300-point prize!"
• "A Gold Bar x 3!"

Pungent's Great Tree Shop

General

• "Howdy-do-dah-day, bud! Welcome to Pungent's shop!"
• "What can I do you for?"
• "Well, sure! If you wanna shop, just stand in front of an item and press ." (Buying)
• "Come on back anytime, bud!" (Leaving)

Double Points

• "Howdy-do-dah-day, bud! Welcome to Pungent's shop! It's time to buy, buy, buy!"
• "For a limited time only, you can earn DOUBLE shop points! You heard me right!"
• "So, what can I do for you?"

Buying

• "It'll be [#] coin(s) for [Item]. Interested?"
• "Ooh... Eee... Golly, how to put this... Look, sorry, but you ain't got enough coins." (Not enough coins)
• "Ooh... Yikes... Look, I'm real sorry, but you already got too many items." (Full inventory)
• "Feel free to buy whatever you want after you use, sell, or store an item, OK?"
• "Well, yippee-do-dah-day! Thanks a million, bud!" (Item bought)
• "You now got yourself a total of [#] shop points."

Selling

• "Ooh... Gee... This is awkward. Hate to have to tell you this, but you ain't got no items..." (No items)
• "Sure thing. What exactly do you wanna sell, bud?"
• "How's this? I'll pay [#] coin(s) for your [Item]. We got a deal?"
• "Oh, all righty, then. You got anythin' else you're thinkin' of sellin'?" (Refusing to sell)
• "Well, thanks a ton, bud!" (Item sold, 1 item)
• "Hey, thanks a million, bud!" (Item sold, more items)
• "You got anythin' else you're thinkin' of sellin'?"

Storing

• "Ooh... Look... Not to drizzle on your parade, but you ain't got no items, bud." (No items)
• "I can't store imaginary stuff. Oh, actually, sure I can! ...There! I stored it all!"
• "Ooh... Look, I'm sorry, but you can't store any more items. Awful sorry, bud." (Full storage)
• "Lessee... You can store up to [#] more item(s), bud. Wanna store anythin'?"
• "Consider it stored, bud!" (Item stored)
• "Consider it stored, bud!" (Item stored, more items)
• "Wanna store anythin' else?"

Withdrawing

• "Ooh... Golly... Listen... Hate to break it to you, but you got nothing stored, bud." (No items in storage)
• "Ooh... Shucks... Looks to me like you can't carry any more items, bud." (Full inventory)
• "Tell you what, though: you can get something after you use, sell, or store an item."
• "So, what is it you wanna withdraw, bud?"
• "All righty, here you go." (Item claimed)
• "Use it wisely, bud."
• "I'll just go on and give this back to you, then." (Item claimed, more items)
• "Wanna withdraw anythin' else, bud?"

Point Explanation

• "How do, bud? I'm bettin' this is your first time visitin' a shop, am I right or am I right?"
• "Riiiight. Then lemme give you my official Shop Point Breakdown for First-Timers."
• "You earn one shop point for each item you buy. Easy so far, am I right?"
• "Now, as you build up points, you get rewarded with cool prizes, includin' rare items."
• "Different stores have different prizes, so keep your eyes peeled, OK?"
• "And that, bud, is all I got to say about that."
• "Wanna hear all that again?"
• "All righty, but clean out them ears this time, OK? A-HEM! Here we go..." (Yes)
• "Well, all righty, then. Go on and shop, sell, or store stuff, bud!" (No)

Points

• "Looks like you got yourself... [#] shop point(s)!"
• "Hey, you earned enough shop points! Kudos, bud!" (Enough points)
• "Here's your prize: a fine [Item]!"
• "Ooh... Shoot... Looks like you can't carry any more items, bud. You're full up!"
• "Why don't you come on back and grab that after you use, sell, or store an item.
• "Well done savin' up those shop points!"
• "Ooh... You earned a prize with your shop points, bud, but your pockets are burstin'." (Shop prize, full inventory)
• "I'll just hang on to it, then. Anythin' else I can do for you in the meanwhile?"
• "Yowzers! You earned the maximum number of shop points: 300 of 'em!" (300 shop points)
• "Lemme just remember what that means..."
• "Oh, yeah! Great jumpin' jackrabbits! It means..."
• "You get to start collectin' shop points all over again, startin' at zero! Yippee!"
• "Ain't that grand! And that ain't all! Here's your fine 300-point prize, bud!"
• "A Gold Bar x 3!"

Souvenir shop

General

• "Hey, hey, hey there! Welcome to my souvenir shop! We sell all kinds of stuff!"
• "So, what can I do for you?"
• "If you want to buy something, just press in front of the item you want." (Buying)
• "Thanks plenty!" (Leaving)

Buying

• "That'll be [#] coin(s) for that [Item]. Are you looking to buy?"
• "Oooh... You need more coins!" (Not enough coins)
• "Your inventory is full!" (Full inventory)
• "Why don't you sell, store, or use something?"
• "Thanks plenty!" (Item bought)
• "You now have...let's see... [#] shop points!"

Selling

• "Hey, hey, hey, hey now! You don't have anything to sell, now, do you?" (No items)
• "Which do you want to sell?"
• "I'll buy that [Item] for [#] coin(s). We got a deal?"
• "Oh, is that a fact? OK. You maybe want to sell something else?" (Refusing to sell)
• "Thanks plenty!" (Item sold)
• "You maybe want to sell something else?"

Storing

• "Hey, hey, hey, hey now! You don't have anything to store, now, do you?" (No items)
• "Oh, I'm awful sorry, but... I can't store any more." (Full storage)
• "I can store up to [#] more item(s). What should I store?"
• "Then I'll just grab that..." (Item stored)
• "Then I'll just grab that..." (Item stored, more items)
• "Anything else you'd like me to stash for you right now?"

Withdrawing

• "Hey, hey, hey, hey now! I don't have anything stored for you!" (No items in storage)
• "Your inventory is full!" (Full inventory)
• "Why don't you sell, store, or use something?"
• "What would you like to withdraw?"
• "Then I'll just hand that over." (Item claimed)
• "Then I'll just hand that over." (Item claimed, more items)
• "Anything else you're looking to withdraw?"

Point Explanation

• "Hey, hey, hey there! Wait... Is this your first time in a store?"
• "Yeah, you had that first-time customer look... Lemme tell you about shop points."
• "You collect 1 shop point each time you buy something."
• "Collect enough points and I'll give you a bonus gift, OK? Some are reeeeally rare!"
• "I put all the bonus-gift details up on the wall over there, so take a look."
• "Well, that's my spiel on shop points. Do you want to hear all that again?"
• "Well, OK... The customer's always right, I guess... But pay attention this time." (Yes)
• "Browse all you want!" (No)

Points

• "Let's see here... You currently have [#] shop point(s)!"
• "Hey, look at all those shop points you got!" (Enough points)
• "How about I set you up with this [Item]!"
• "Your inventory is full!"
• "Why don't you sell, store, or use something?
• "You got enough shop points to qualify for a nice gift, but you have too many items." (Shop prize, full inventory)
• "Sorry about that. Anyway, is there anything else I can do for you?"
• "Wowsers! You've amassed the maximum number of shop points: 300! Nice!" (300 shop points)
• "Where could you possibly go from here?"
• "I'll tell you: you get to start over from nothing again! Isn't that great?"
• "And you get this amazing 300-point bonus gift! A Gold Bar x 3!"

Twilight Shop

General

• "Greetings! Welcome to the Twilight Shop!"
• "Whatcha need?"
• "If you want to buy something, just press in front of the item you want, got it?" (Buying)
• "Thanks for that!" (Leaving)

Double Points

• "Greetings, folks! Welcome to the Twilight Shop! Buy something!"
• "We're having a double-point special, so buy up! What can I get you?"

Buying

• "That'll be [#] coin(s) for that [Item]. You looking to buy?"
• "Yikes! You need more coins." (Not enough coins)
• "Your inventory is full." (Full inventory)
• "Why don't you sell, store, or drop something?"
• "Thanks for that!" (Item bought)
• "You now have...let's see... [#] shop point(s)."

Selling

• "Huh? You don't have anything to sell, now, do you?" (No items)
• "Which do you want to sell?"
• "Hmmmm, that [Item]... I'll buy it for [#] coins(s)! We got a deal?"
• "Oh, is that a fact? OK. You want to sell something else, maybe?" (Refusing to sell)
• "Thanks for that!" (Item sold)
• "You want to sell something else, maybe?"

Storing

• "Huh? You don't have anything to store, now, do you?" (No items)
• "Oh, I'm awfully sorry, but... I can't store any more." (Full storage)
• "I can store up to [#] item(s). What should I store?"
• "Then I'll just grab that..." (Item stored)
• "Then I'll just grab that..." (Item stored, more items)
• "Anything else you'd like me to stash for you right now?"

Withdrawing

• "Hey! I don't have anything stored for you!" (No items in storage)
• "Your inventory is full!" (Full inventory)
• "Why don't you sell, store, or drop something?"
• "What would you like to withdraw?"
• "Then I'll just hand that over." (Item claimed)
• "Anything else you're looking to withdraw?" (Item claimed, more items)

Point Explanation

• "Greetings, and welcome! Wait... Is this your first time in a shop? EVER?"
• "Yeah, you had that first-time customer look... Let me tell you about shop points."
• "You collect 1 shop point each time you buy something."
• "Collect enough points and I'll give you a bonus gift, OK? Some are really rare!"
• "I put all the bonus-gift details up on the wall over there, so take a look."
• "Well, that's my spiel on shop points. Do you want to hear all that again?"
• "Well, OK... The customer's always right, I guess... But pay attention this time." (Yes)
• "Browse all you want!" (No)

Points

• "Let's see here... You currently have[#] shop point(s)!"
• "Hey, look at all those shop points you got!" (Enough points)
• "How about I set you up with this [Item]!"
• "Your inventory is full!"
• "Why don't you sell, store, or drop something?"
• "You have enough shop points to qualify for a nice gift, but you have too many items." (Shop prize, full inventory)
• "Sorry about that. Anyway, is there anything else I can do for you?"
• "Wow! You've amassed the maximum number of shop points: 300! Nice!" (300 shop points)
• "Where could you possibly go from here?"
• "I'll tell you: you get to start over from nothing again! Isn't that great?"
• "And you get this amazing 300-point bonus gift! A Gold Bar x 3!"

Keelhaul Galleria

General

• "Ahoy there, and welcome! Honored to have you enter the Keelhaul Galleria!"
• "What can I do for you?"
• "If you want to buy something, just stand in front of the item and press ." (Buying)
• "Come back anytime, Captain!" (Leaving)

Buying

• "That's gonna be [#] coin(s) for this [Item]. Would you like to buy it?"
• "Yes? Oh, I'm sorry, but you don't have enough coins." (Not enough coins)
• "You're carrying too many items, looks like." (Full inventory)
• "Please sell, use, or store something, would you?"
• "Thank you!" (Item bought)
• "Captain 'Stache, you now have [#] shop point(s)."

Selling

• "Huh? You're not holding anything, looks like." (No items)
• "What would you like to sell?"
• "I'll buy that [Item] for [#] coins(s). Would you like to sell it?"
• "Well, all righty, then... Would you like to sell something else, perhaps?" (Refusing to sell)
• "Thank you!" (Item sold)
• "Would you like to sell something else, perhaps?"

Storing

• "Oh... Sorry, but you don't have any items, looks like." (No items)
• "You have to have items for me to store them, Captain."
• "Oh... Look, I'm sorry, but you can't store any more items. Awful sorry, Captain." (Full storage)
• "Let's see... You can store up to [#] more item(s). What to store anything?"
• "Consider it stored, Captain!" (Item stored)
• "Want to store anything else?"

Withdrawing

• "Oh... I hate to break it to you, but you don't have anything stored, Captain." (No items in storage)
• "Oh... Looks like you can't carry any more items." (Full inventory)
• "It's OK, Captain: you can get something after you use, sell, or store an item."
• "So, what is it you want to withdraw, Captain?"
• "All righty, here you go." (Item claimed)
• "Use it wisely, Captain."
• "I'll just give this back to you, then, OK?" (Item claimed, more items)
• "Want to withdraw anything else, Captain?"

Point Explanation

• "Ahoy, Captain 'Stache! Is this your first time visiting a shop?"
• "Let me explain the shop-point system for you, OK?"
• "You earn one shop point for each item you buy."
• "Now, as you build up points, you get rewarded with great prizes, including rare items."
• "Different stores have different prizes, so stay on the lookout, OK?"
• "And that's it!"
• "Would you like to hear all that again?"
• "All right, but listen more closely this time, OK? OK! Here we go..." (Yes)
• "Well, all righty, then. Go ahead and shop, sell, or store stuff!" (No)

Points

• "Looks like you've got... [#] shop point(s)!"
• "Hey, you earned enough shop points! Kudos, Captain!" (Enough points)
• "Here's your prize: a fine [Item]!"
• "Oh... Rats... Looks like you can't carry any more items, Captain. You're overloaded!"
• "Why don't you come back and snag that after you use, sell, or store an item."
• "Way to go, saving up those shop points!"
• "Oh... You earned a prize with your shop points, Captain, but your pockets are bursting." (Shop prize, full inventory)
• "I'll just hang on to it, then. Anything else I can do for you in the meanwhile?"
• "You've collected the maximum number of shop points: 300! Unbelievable!" (300 shop points)
• "When THAT happens..."
• "You just start collecting again from the beginning! Wheeeeeeeee!"
• "And here's your incredible 300-point prize for the ages! It's a Gold Bar x 3!"

Sales Stall

General

• "How goes it, traveler? Welcome to the Sales Stall! We have lots of souvenirs!"
• "What can I do for you?"
• "If you wanna buy something, just press in front of the item you want." (Buying)
• "Come back anytime!" (Leaving)

Double Points

• "How goes it, traveler? Welcome to the Sales Stall! We have lots of souvenirs!"
• "And right now we have a double-point special going on! What can I do for you?"

Buying

• "That's gonna be [#] coin(s) for this [Item]. Want it?"
• "Well, you may want it...but you don't have enough coins, unfortunately." (Not enough coins)
• "You're carrying too many items, unfortunately." (Full inventory)
• "You gotta sell, use, or store something."
• "Thanks a million!" (Item bought)
• "Hey, so you now have exactly [#] shop points."

Selling

• "Huh? I'm sorry I have to tell you this, but you're not holding anything." (No items)
• "What do you wanna sell?"
• "I'll buy that [Item] for [#] Coins(s). You wanna sell it?"
• "OK, then... Maybe you wanna sell something else?" (Refusing to sell)
• "Thanks a million!" (Item sold)
• "You wanna sell something else, maybe?"

Storing

• "Huh? I'm sorry I have to tell you this, but you don't have anything." (No items)
• "Ooh... Look, I'm sorry, but you can't store any more items. Awful sorry about that." (Full storage)
• "Let me see... You can store up to [#] more item(s). Wanna store anything?"
• "Bing! Stored!" (Item stored)
• "Wanna store anything else?"

Withdrawing

• "Huh? I'm sorry I have to tell you this, but you don't have anything stored." (No items in storage)
• "You have too many items, unfortunately." (Full inventory)
• "You can get something after you use, sell, or store an item, all right?"
• "So, what do you wanna withdraw?"
• "No problem, here you go." (Item claimed)
• "Hope it helps!"
• "OK, no problem at all... I'll give this back to you." (Item claimed, more items)
• "Wanna withdraw anything else?"

Point Explanation

• "How goes it, traveler? Hang on... Is this your first time in a shop?"
• "Yup, I thought so... Lemme tell you about shop points really quick."
• "You collect 1 shop point each time you buy something."
• "Collect enough points and I'll give you a bonus gift! Some are really rare, too!"
• "I put all the bonus-gift details up on the wall over there, so take a look."
• "Well, that's my speech on shop points. Do you want to hear all that again?"
• "Well, OK... The customer's always right, I suppose... But pay attention this time." (Yes)
• "Take your time browsing!" (No)

Points

• "So, it seems like you have... [#] shop point(s)!"
• "You earned enough shop points! Well done!" (Enough points)
• "Here's your prize: a nice [Item]!"
• "Ooh, you're overloaded!"
• "Please, just come on back and get it after you use, sell, or store an item."
• "Nicely done, saving up those shop points!"
• "Uh-oh... You earned a prize with your shop points, but you have too many items." (Shop prize, full inventory)
• "I'll just hold on to it, OK? Can I help you with anything else in the meantime?"
• "Whoa! You've built up the maximum number of shop points: 300! Nice!" (300 shop points)
• "Are you wondering where you could go from here?"
• "I'll tell you: you get to start over from nothing again! Isn't that cool?"
• "And you get this unbelievable 300-point bonus gift! A Gold Bar x 3!"

Northwinds Mart

General

• "Da, da, welcome, welcome...to the Northwinds Mart. We have many goods! "
• "What can be done for you?"
• "If you want to buy something, just press in front of the item you want." (Buying)
• "Come back, da?" (Leaving)

Buying

• "That is [#] coin(s) for this [Item]. You like? You like to buy it, da?"
• "Da? Oh, I am sorry, but you do not have enough coins." (Not enough coins)
• "You carry too many items." (Full inventory)
• "Sell, use, or store something."
• "I give thanks to you." (Item bought)
• "You have [#] shop points."

Selling

• "Huh? You hold nothing." (No items)
• "What do you sell?"
• "I will buy that [Item] for [#] of your