List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes by Princess Toadstool

Main article: List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes

This is a list of quotes from the television show The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! said by Princess Toadstool.

"The Bird! The Bird!"

• "Oh no! Poor Toad! Bring him back, you dimwitted Birdo!"
• "Look! The Birdo took Toad to the highest peak!"
• "Please, Mario! Toad saved my life a hundred times! We've GOT to save his!"
• "Oh no! We'll never save Toad now!"
• "Pasta power!"
• "I just hope we can reach Toad before something terrible happens to him!"
• "Oh no! King Koopa must have found us!"
• "Not good enough. Those other Albatoss are up to something!"
• "We're trapped! Now how do we save Toad?"
• "Look! A Fire Flower!"
• "No, it's magic! If you can reach it, you can become a Super Mario, and get special fire power that can destroy King Koopa's evil helpers!"
• "Look!"
• "It's a baby Birdo, Luigi, and it needs our help! It's frozen inside the ice!"
• "Do you think his mommy is the one who took Toad?"
• "Toad! Are you alright?"
• "Toad! Do you know where his mommy is?"
• "King Koopa? Where?"
• "Don't worry, Mario! We'll beat 'em without super powers!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) WORMS?!"

"King Mario of Cramalot"

• "I sure hope Mervin the Magician can help me free my people from the evil King Koopa!"
• "With magic like that, you must be Mervin the Magician!"
• "Is there anything we can do to help?"
• "Isn't this exciting, Mario? We're gonna crown you king!"
• "Oh no! We're trapped!"
• "We've gotta get outta here!"
• "This time, it looks like we're done for! If only Mervin were here!"
• "Mervin, where have you been?"
• "Where are we?"
• "AND his plumber's helpers!"
• "Here come the Koopa Troopas!"
• "There! That's the last of THOSE grimy green good-for-nothings!"
• "He's escaping into a Warp Zone!"

"Butch Mario & The Luigi Kid"

• "MARIO! LUIGI! HELP!"
• "I'll leave the crawling to YOU, you repulsive reptile!"
• "HELP ME" - from the smoke that appears in the abandoned mineshaft
• "We're free! How can I thank you?"
• "Seven?"

"Mario's Magic Carpet"

• "Guys, control yourselves! We've got to ignore all these mirages or we'll NEVER find Aladdin's Lamp!"
• "A swimming pool? Where? Whoopee!"
• "Whoa no!"
• "It's a palace! With a slip-top roof!"
• "Where are we, and who are you?"
• "Me join a harem? Oh, give me a break! Harems are from the stupid olden days!"
• "HEEEELP!!!"
• "Where are you taking me?"
• "You'll never get away with this!"
• "Achoo! Uhhh, it was just me. Achoo! Uhhh, I guess this high altitude is uh...giving me a teeny cold."
• "Oh no! Quicksand!"
• "HELP!!! HELP!!!"
• "HELP!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!"
• "Thanks, guys! That sand was the pits!"
• "How about a carpet cleaner?"

"Rolling Down the River"

• "Oh no! Toad! It's you!"
• "You might as well give up, Koopa!"
• "Black Pit Bob-Ombs?! Oh, I don't like the sound of that!"
• "You saved the Ding Bell!"
• "Yay, Marios!"
• "Thanks, Mario! Thanks, Luigi!"
• "Don't worry, Mario! We'll think of something!"
• "Let's get this showboat off the road!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) To Mark Twang, King of the River! Long may he reign!"

"The Great Gladiator Gig"

• "The emperor must be a wonderful man! I can't wait to meet him!"
• "I'll bet no one tries to sneak in without a ticket!"
• "Wonderful! I wanna thank him for being so kind to the Mushroom orphans! Nice to meet you, Your Majesty!"
• "King Koopa!"
• "A spaghetti dinner to help orphaned Mushrooms indeed! Wait until Mario and Luigi find out about THIS!"
• "I think you are the most evil despicable reptilian individual I've EVER known!"
• "It's awful! Just awful!"
• "Your champion looks dizzy, Koopa!"
• "And now you've gotta let them go!"
• "But you promised!"
• "And we've made more than enough money to build the orphanage!"

"Mario and the Beanstalk"

• "I could hock my jewels!"
• "I could mortgage this college!"
• "Well, you're all brilliant people! You make a suggestion!"
• "We sell the Royal Cow."
• "Nonsense, Toad. I need you here, and who could possibly mess up a simple thing like selling a cow for cash?"
• "You sold the cow for WHAT?!"
• "I can't believe this! You traded the Royal Cow for a handful of bean seeds?"
• "Well, they're not! And I'm allergic to garbanzo bean seeds!"
• "Let's hope! Meanwhile, we'd all better get some sleep."
• "Appeal to that used cow salesman's sense of decency, Toad! Tell him this is a time when we just can't be cheated!"
• "What's wrong? Why don't you-"
• "How's that?"
• "And somebody awful big lives here!"
• "It's King Koopa! He's turned himself into a giant!"
• "You guys! I'll go first!"
• "(with Toad) Oh no!"
• "It's hideous! With this kind of money, Koopa can rule forever!"
• "Oh no! Look! Koopa found we're missing and summoned his Hoopsters!"
• "The orphanage is safe!"

"Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"

• "But, ho-how could we rob them? They're growing wild!"
• "Yes! Take them!"
• "That wasn't water! It was a love potion!"
• "And we're gonna make sure that doesn't happen! We're bustin' outta here!"
• "GUARD! GUARD! MY FRIENDS HAVE ESCAPED!"
• "Now!"
• "Hurry! We have to save Mario before he gets smothered with affection!"
• "Come on! I have a great idea!"
• "We've gotta get the Queen to fall in love with someone else!"
• "You got it!"
• "Add one spring mistletoe, one ripe artichoke heart, and one Fat Boys record!"

"The Great BMX Race"

• "TOAD!!!"
• "But Toad CAN'T pay you! Koopa took all our money!"
• "Yaaaaay, Marios!"
• "There's only one despicable creature who COULD stop 'em now, and he's probably miles away!"
• "Oh no! Oh no! Koopa's here! We've gotta check this out!"
• "So this is one of Koopa's conniving cons!"
• "Here we come, Toad! We've gotta get out of there and stop 'em!"
• "Hey! Mario! Luigi! Stop!"
• "They must have dust in their ears!"
• "Koopa, you're a disgusting double-crossing meanie!"
• "They're safe!"
• "Yes! Mario and Luigi really need our help!"
• "It's worth a try..."
• "Now to help Mario and Luigi!"
• "Hope you don't mind if we'd borrow your bike!"
• "Guys! You've been tricked! This race was one of Koopa's traps!"

"Stars in Their Eyes"

• "We've lost our supplies!"
• "That wasn't such a bad landing, but now we're floating away!"
• "We can only hope Astro Mouser hasn't alerted Koopa's Troopas!"
• "Maybe we should've disguised ourselves as moon rocks!"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, and Toad*) Moon Man Koopa?! Oh no!"
• "The poor Quirks! I could just cry for them!"
• "But we can't leave you chained like this!"
• "I can't look! They did that to save us!"
• "We can't leave the poor Quirks like that!"
• "Sorry, Mario. But we've got no choice!"
• "Oh no! The poor Quirks! Koopa will enslave them for good!"

"Jungle Fever"

• "Oh, Mario! You just ate three guavas, four breadfruit and two bananas!"
• "Good enough to fix a potion that will rid my kingdom of Koopa forever!"
• "It's just the other side of this scraggly line!"
• "That's what it says on the map. Georges Gorge, three miles deep."
• "Actually, that big one is practically in our laps!"
• "Is everybody alright?"
• "Well, don't just stand there scratching! Koopa's gonna beat us to this witch doctor's village!"
• "Mario! Luigi! We've got to stop him!"
• "Hurry, Butterfingers! You've gotta find an antidote to save my friends!"
• "Then I guess I'll have to go by myself and get him out of Koopa's clutches!"
• "I just hope I can find the witch doctor before Koopa makes him do something terrible! Oh no! What's that?"
• "Butterfingers! What are you doing here?"
• "Thanks, Butterfingers!"
• "C'mon!"
• "Shhhh!"
• "Being nice to you is the last thing I'll EVER do!"
• "Dr. Sheldon, that's not a turn-me-into-a-rock potion!"
• "What about my friends, Dr. Sheldon? Can you cure them?"
• "Does it really cure the itch?"

"Brooklyn Bound"

• "HEEEEEELP!!!"
• "Mario! Well, you should've told me! If you're that homesick, we'll find some way to get you back to your own people!"
• "Wait! That could be dangerous!"
• "You've gotta help him so you can all get back to Brooklyn!"
• "No, my people need me! But this is your big chance to go home, and I want you to take it."
• "I mean it, Mario! You've already helped me more than I deserve. Go home."
• "Yay! Yay! Bravo! Hip hip hooray! Whoa! Way to go! Woohoo!"
• "That's molten lava!"
• "Yes, you can, Mario! Think positive!"
• "Yay, Mario!"
• "Way to go, Mario!"
• "No way, Mario! You belong back in your own land! I order you to go!"
• "Goodbye, guys! I'll miss you!"
• "Goodbye, Mario! Goodbye, Luigi! Thanks for trying to save my kingdom!"
• "You won't get away with this!"
• "Mario!"
• "Mario! Luigi! You came back!"

"Toad Warriors"

• "Goodbye!"
• "They're coming! We must hold them off until my friends arrive!"
• "We need help!"
• "Mario! Toad! Luigi! If you can hear me, we need help, and fast!"
• "Quick! Get some mattresses!"
• "My heroes!"
• "Come on, guys! King Koopa and his men will be swarming all over us any minute now! We have to decoy him away so the rebels can escape!"
• "Yes we do! A tanker full of spaghetti sauce! Mario, you'll drive the truck, and I'll go with you. You, Luigi, are going to be our eyes in the sky!"
• "You, Luigi, you'll be piloting the helicopter."
• "Show Luigi to fly the heli- (gasp) ...copter! And make it quick!"
• "Good work, Toad! With that Star, you can do anything! You can be the Toad Warrior!"
• "Let's go! Hit the road, Toad!"
• "Just keep going! I'll take care of Racer Rat!"
• "That's what YOU think! Yo!"
• "Ha-ha! Yay! Yo-ho! Way to go!"
• "We got 'em all, Mario! Every single one of Koopa's State Troopas! But what about King Koopa?"
• "Thank you, my friends! You saved my people again! There will be spaghetti sauce for everyone!"
• "Wait! Mario!"
• "You got it alright!"

"The Fire of Hercufleas"

• "Mouser!"
• "I gotcha! We're statues!"
• "That's no way to stay healthy. Are you sure he can help us?"
• "They're stealing the Great Balls of Fire!"
• "Magic? A potion?"
• "TOAD!!!"
• "He's okay! Toad grabbed a magic Fire Flower!"
• "They're history!"
• "Next time I need a hero, I know where I'll look!"

"Count Koopula"

• "Ooooh, I'm freezing! When are we gonna find a place to sleep?"
• "Grab him, Luigi! Pull! Pull!"
• "Oh no! Look where it's going!"
• "Thank you!"
• "Where is everybody? Why's the door locked?"
• "{*with Mario and Toad*} Spiders!"
• "Aha! A Magic Piranha Plant! This'll take care of those spiders!"
• "Hey, guys! Look! Koopa's up to something weird!"
• "Those spiders were bad enough, but I can't stand Wereturtles!"
• "HEEEELP!!!"
• "Maybe we can sneak past them."
• "RUN FOR IT!!!"
• "But I hate tomatoes!"
• "Brotherhood? But I'm a girl!"
• "I'm sure glad to be saying ciao to Turtlevania!"

"Pirates of Koopa"

• "Great time for a snack, everyone! ...Except for the storm coming."
• "Go soak your head, you silly Troopa!"
• "Hey! Let go of me, you rotten reptile! Help!"
• "You promised not to harm my friends if I came willingly!"
• "I'm really not dressed for the occasion! I left my best gown back in the castle!"
• "Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't fit in with this kind of crowd!"
• "You're disgusting, Koopa! Mean, cruel-hearted, vicious and uncivilized!"
• "Take that, you blackhearted pirate!"
• "We sure sent Blackbeard Koopa sailing!"

"Two Plumbers and a Baby"

• "Fountain of Youth?"
• "So THAT'S what Koopa's up to!"
• "How terrible!"
• "HELP!!!"
• "(as a baby) Baby like water!"
• "(as a baby) Goo goo ga wee!"
• "(as a baby) More bouncy! More bouncy, Uncle Luigi!"
• "(as a baby) Ooh fun! More bouncy! More bouncy!"
• "(as a baby) Tweet tweet tweet!"
• "(as a baby) Goo goo ga ga ga! Goo goo goo goo!"
• "(as a baby) Bouncy bouncy bouncy!"
• "(as a baby) Gootchie gootchie!"
• "(as a baby) Uncle Mario play mud pie! Me play too!"
• "(as a baby) I like you, Uncle Mario! You fun!"
• "(as a baby) Uncle Mario, Uncle Mario! See the fishies play!"
• "(as a baby) Pretty pretty!"
• "(as a baby) Pretty pretty! Baby want you!"
• "Wow! I forgot being a kid was so tough!"
• "If you guys ever give up plumbing, you'd sure make great babysitters!"

"The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

• "Herlock Solmes said he'd meet us at this street at midnight! Maybe he can help us free our people from the evil Koopa!"
• "It's Herlock Solmes's hat and magnifying glass?"
• "So, this is Herlock Solmes's famous home on Bonkers Street."
• "I'll bet HE kidnapped Solmes!"
• "And his plumber's helpers!"
• "You better let us go, Professor Koopiarity...or else!"
• "What're we gonna do?!"
• "Then down the hatch!"
• "Let's clobber these Koopa clodhoppers!"
• "Look! The water's draining back in the sewers!"

"Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

• "Uh, Toad? Take it easy!"
• "No!"
• "Oh no! Poor Toad!"
• "Oh no... Please, let them go! I-I'll do anything you want, King Koopa! Anything!"
• "Marry you?'"'
• "Okay, okay! I'll do it!"
• "If you promise to free the Marios and restore Toad and my Mushroom People to life!"
• "Okay... It's a deal."
• "You're not getting married, period!"
• "You haven't released Toad and my Mushroom People like you promised!"
• "Well? What are you waiting for? Set my people free!"
• "You don't wanna know."
• "But what kind of princess would I be if I didn't save my people, or try to free Mario and Luigi?"
• "Oh, Toad... Goodbye, Toad! Goodbye, my people! Goodbye and good luck!"
• "A... A honeymoon?"
• "Okay... Gulp. Alright... I-"
• "You doublecrossing fibber! I'll never marry you, ever! Someday, you'll get what you deserve!"

"The Pied Koopa"

• "Oh no! How terrible!"
• "They're attacking us from the sky!"
• "But Koopa doesn't know we're here! All we have to do is sneak up there, and rescue the captured children!"
• "And those Trouters look terribly hungry! Look how high these handcuffs are! This dungeon must get a lot of tall prisoners!"
• "Going down!"
• "There! Getting down was fun!"
• "Now that we're safe, Mario, we have to rescue those captured children!"
• "What are you talking about, Mario?"
• "Follow me, kids! And hurry!"

"Koopenstein"

• "Thank you, Mr. Mayor!"
• "We'll do our best!"
• "Don't you ever think about anything but food?"
• "Leave them alone or I'll...I'll...I'll...do something!"
• "Let's get out of here!"
• "I demand you let me go, you big bully! Immediately, if not sooner!"
• "Wait! Don't hurt them!"
• "No one, Mario! It's a swiss cheese pizza!"

"On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"

• "Sorry, Mario, but I didn't ask you here for lunch."
• "This is the secret entrance to Super Spy Headquarters! With James Blonde turned to stone, you're the only two who can stop Koopfinger!"
• "Yes, and I'm officially appointing you to her majesty's secret service!"
• "What's happening?"
• "Look! Koopfinger's breaking inside! This must be the terrible scheme James Blonde tried to warn us about!"

"Mario and Joliet"

• "We've gotta find my friend Joliet! Maybe she can tell us what this feud is about!"
• "Joliet! What's going on up there?"
• "Well, as their official Princess, maybe I can do something to stop this!"
• "I want Romano and Joliet's fathers, front and center!"
• "Your two children love each other and want to get married!"
• "By royal decree, I order this feud ended! Romano and Joliet are going to be married! Now shake on it!"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, and Toad*) Koopa!"
• "Come on!"
• "How are we ever going to get across?"
• "Nah! I knew a Troopa who would lift three dumbbells!"
• "We will escape! Look! Joliet's bridal bouquet is made of Fire Flowers!"
• "Way to go, Super Mario!"
• "I now pronounce you, man and wife!"
• "I always cry at weddings!"

"Too Hot to Handle"

• "Oh no! Waki-Waki's cracking up! Help!"
• "Oh, thanks, Mario! That was nearly the end of me!"
• "Let go of me!"
• "You're making a big mistake!"
• "You rotten reptile! You're disgusting!"
• "You're not as smart as you think you are, Koopa!"
• "Watch out, Toad!"
• "HEEEEEELP!!!"
• "Oh no! The tunnel ends!"
• "What's he saying?"

"Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"

• "Hooded Robin? They think we're someone else!"
• "Oh, you poor child!"
• "We'll help you get your gold back! Right, guys?"
• "There!"
• "Robin! Be careful!"
• "No! Stop right here!"
• "There's our escape route! I'll throw that flask of Magic Potion at the wall!"
• "How about a Frygal?"
• "Just wait and see!"
• "Robin, can you do a girl's voice?"
• "Relax! You guys look great!"

"20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"

• "And it's not done munching! Let's get outta here!"
• "Koopa!"
• "Stop! Wait! Hold on! There's the monster you have to REALLY watch out for: Koopa Stoopa!"
• "Well, uh... We could...maybe...uh..."
• "Don't worry, Captain! They've got what it takes! I hope..."
• "It's...it's a submarine!"
• "So YOU'RE behind the attacks on Happy Harbor!"
• "I don't know which is worse! Peeling onions, or knowing Happy Harbor is wrecked!"
• "You made it!"
• "There's no way out!"
• "Don't worry, Captain! The Marios will take the wind outta his sails!"
• "Hooray!"

"Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"

• "It's only a rainstorm, Murphy. When it stops, there'll be a beautiful rainbow!"
• "Don't cry! We'll get back your pot of gold coins!"
• "But someone has to stay and guard the secret passage!"
• "Come on! We've gotta get out of here!"
• "You'll never win, you repulsive reptile! Mario will find a way to defeat you!"
• "Hurry, Mario!"
• "You did it, Mario!"
• "Murphy, it's a rainbow!"

"Mario Meets Koop-zilla"

• "Whoever eats it doubles their size and strength!"
• "(with Mario and Luigi) Koop-zilla?!"
• "It's an honor to meet one of the world's greatest scientists: Dr. T. Garden."
• "Tell us, doctor! How can Koopa get to be so humongous?"
• "Mario! We can't let Koop-zilla ruin this city! We have to do something!"
• "And not a sec too soon! Look!"
• "Look out! Koop-zilla's escaped!"
• "Mario! Luigi! Hurry!"
• "We better do something fast, or you can say "goodbye" to Sayonara!"
• "Look! It's working!"
• "Done what?"
• "Get ready! When Koop-zilla's closer, we'll give him an injection of Super Sushi Shrinker!"
• "Look! He's escaping into a Warp Zone!"
• "Yes, but Sayonara's seen the last of him and his Koopa-crazy conquest."
• "It was our pleasure!"

"Koopa Klaus"

• "NORTH POLE, 5 MILES AS THE REINDEER FLIES"
• "Well, it is Christmas time, Mario."
• "Actually, Toad, I've got something I wanted to give to you."
• "Merry Christmas, Toad! After all your hints, I decided to give you just what you wanted!"
• "Look! Up in the sky!"
• "Don't you care if we're alright, Toad?"
• "I guess your present means more to you than we do!"
• "We've got to save Santa!"
• "We're too late! Koopa Klaus has frozen Santa's workshop!"
• "We have to get past those Flurries!"
• "We've gotta go in after him!"
• "The whole world will look pretty dark without Christmas!"
• "I can't believe you would do that, Koopa! Doesn't Christmas mean anything to you?"
• "I wonder how long it'll be till the workshop thaws out?"
• "You got your present, Toad. But no one else is going to get theirs. Santa's toys are frozen."
• "Look! The spirit of Christmas giving is touching everything!"

"Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"

• "Oh! Oh no! Snow! Look! Oh!"
• "This is terrible! What are we going to do?"
• "Think of those poor freezing Pastaland people, and keep climbing!"
• "Look out!"
• "C'mon, you guys! We gotta stop that stupid Koopa before the Pastaland people turn into Mushroomsicles!"
• "It's not invisible! They're crashing! Well, what can we catch them with?"
• "Get it, quick!"
• "Let's get under him! Left! No! To the right!"
• "Control tower to Captain Luigi! You're clear for takeoff!"
• "Luigi, if we don't do this now, the weather won't ever be safe and the Pasta people will lose their kingdom!"
• "They stopped the snow! Pastaland's safe!"
• "In honor of your heroism, and for riding the skies of Koopa, Lakitu, and the Wicked Weather Satellite, the Pastaland people bestow upon you the rank of...Pastaland Heroes!"

"The Unzappables"

• "I wonder why they call this place Crime Land? Everything seems peaceful to me."
• "I bet those crooks are working for Al Koopone!"
• "And if we're gonna catch him, we gotta find out what his next caper's gonna be!"
• "You mean you'll tell us?"
• "Take this, Koopa creepos!"
• "You better let us go, Al Koopone, if you know what's good for you!"
• "Come on! Let's knock that Koopa for a loopa!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) Cheeseballs!"
• "Look! It's the hatcheck room!"
• "Now we're the unzappables!"
• "I don't understand it! Where's Mario? We've looked all over!"
• "(with Luigi and Toad) To what?"

"Bad Rap"

• "I'll bet Koopa's gonna get that gold!"
• "We'll sneak you inside and surprise that Koopa fool!"
• "Uh oh, boys, we made a mistake!"
• "Let go of me, you Troopa bum!"
• "Alright, nice shot, Mario!"
• "Koopa, your rap's rotten, just like you!"
• "Toad, you're the best! Thank you! Thank you!"
• "Yes!"
• "In the end, Koopa's gone! And Rap Land's got a brand new song!"

"The Mark of Zero"

• "Look! A taco stand!"
• "It's Zero!"
• "El Koopitan got Zero!"
• "This is awful! El Koopitan has taken everything from these poor people!"
• "We did it!"
• "Your idea worked, Mario!"
• "And with the real Zero free again, the Mushroom peasants won't have to live in fear of El Koopitan!"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, and Toad*) You're Zero?!"

"The Ten Koopmandments"

• "Look! It's Koopa's Ten Koopmandments!"
• "C'mon! We've gotta free the Mushroom People from Koopa's terrible Koopmandments!"
• "Not all of them!"
• "Where are the other villagers?"
• "What are we gonna do?"
• "Let's give these Koopa Droopas a taste of pasta power!"
• "I'm warning you, Koop Tut! Let my Mushrooms go!"
• "It sure is spooky in here!"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, and Toad*) A Phanto!"
• "C'mon! Let's fix that phony pharaoh and free the Mushroom People!"
• "Somehow, we gotta get the Mushroom People across to safety."
• "Well, we've freed the Mushroom People and defeated Koop Tut! What should we do for an encore?"

"The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!"

• "Freedom for all Mushrooms! I like that!"
• "You are wicked and depraved, Koopa!"
• "Look out!"
• "Fire Flower for fire power, Mario!"
• "You're a nice little fellow! Do your stuff!"
• "Here comes Luigi's horse!"
• "Unless?"
• "It's never been done in Winter!"
• "Are you feeling okay?"
• "Could you be more specific, General?"
• "Ohhhhh..."

"The Trojan Koopa"

• "The Mario Brothers WILL save me! And they'll wipe off that reptile smile right off your rotten face!"
• "Wow!"
• "Toad! I knew you guys would save me!"
• "Yes, I will! My friends will never give up!"
• "The Marios will would never just give up!"
• "I can't believe it! The Marios and Toad wouldn't just leave me like this... Would they?"
• "Oh no! I wish I could help my friends! I wish I could! I wish I might! Wish upon a falling Star...man! That's it!"
• "Fear not, my friends! It's Princess T. to the rescue!"
• "You bully brothers don't bother me!"
• "Time to say bye-bye to the Shyguys!"
• "And thanks to some wonderful friends who don't give up!"
• "How are we gonna get off the island?"

"Quest for Pizza"

• "Quick! Pick him up! We gotta get outta here!"
• "It's Mugga the Medicine Woman! Maybe she can help Mario!"
• "Look! It's Mario!"
• "Luigi, it's you!"
• "But, Luigi, there aren't any pizza parlors here."
• "We'll have to make our own!"
• "Hurry, Luigi! We need milk to make cheese for Mario's pizza!"
• "Cook it quick! Mario needs that pizza!"
• "It's a Fire Flower!"
• "What's that about a bacon and tomato sandwich?"
• "Caveboy, you said the Fire Flower was just up this hill five hills ago!"
• "What was that about pancakes and maple syrup?"
• "Super work, Super Luigi!"
• "What was that about a banana split?"

"The Great Gold Coin Rush"

• "They're getting closer!"
• "Oh! I'm sorry! Are you OK, Luigi?"
• "Maybe it's a way outta here!"
• "Why, this is the lost gold coin mine!"
• "Uh, Mario? Where exactly are we headed?"
• "Oh no! Koopa's captured Toad and the miners! What do we do?"
• "But...where is everyone?"
• "What a rat! Koopa's turned Toad and the Mushroom miners into slaves! We've got to put a stop to this!"
• "You sure this is the way to the Fire Flower mine?"
• "No time for eating, Mario! Here's all the Fire Flowers you'll ever need!"
• "Please, Mario! Get super now, eat later!"
• "That's the way, Mario-"
• "Help! Marios! Save me!"
• "HEEEEEELP!!!"
• "If we make it to that siding first, we can get ahead of Koopa, and stop him the hard way!"

"Elvin Lives"

• "We really need to find someone. Can you help us?"
• "Koopa is king? What happened to Elvin Parsley?"
• "Be your steady? Never! No way! Forget it you filthy-"
• "Groove on that, Mr. King of Kool!"
• "And there's the place to start looking! Elvin's mansion: Parsley Land!"
• "Why, it's Elvin's blue suede shoes! He wore them everywhere!"
• "I knew Koopa was behind this! He kidnapped Elvin!"
• "That's Koopa's hideout, alright!"
• "Oh no! He's been turned into stone!"
• "Oh, I see! If I put you on Elvin's feet, the king will live again!"
• "You can stop looking so smug, Koopa! Mario and Luigi will save me!"
• "And you got trouble!"
• "Yay, Marios! Get me outta here!"
• "Oh no!"
• "(*with Luigi and Toad*) NO!"

"Plummers Academy"

• "Yow! Put me down, you scaly scum!"
• "I'll buy you a new one."
• "We'll get it back, Mario."
• "Didn't you guys learn anything in the Plumbing Academy? 'When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!'"
• "Well, get to it!"
• "Don't you feel good now that you have it back?"

"Karate Koopa"

• "We're outnumbered!"
• "NOOOOOOO!!!"
• "Enjoy your evil kicks now, Koopa, but they won't last!"
• "You'd better set us free, Koopa, before the Mario Bros. come after you!"
• "Mario! Luigi! They're sunk, Toad! And so are we."
• "Don't worry! He won't get away with it! I've been loosening our ropes!"
• "Let me go, you repulsive reptile! HEEEEEELP!!!"
• "He's getting away into that Warp Zone!"

"Mario of the Apes"

• "They're heading deeper into the jungle! C'mon, guys! We've got to save Mario!"
• "What kind of horrible jungle beast is that?"
• "Luigi! Toad! Look out!"
• "I see Mario! We're saved!"
• "Mario, have you lost your memory? You're not Marzan!"
• "There's some weird monkey business going on in this jungle!"
• "It's no use! We've lost Mario! We'll never catch up with him!"
• "There's only one way to find out!"
• "You're doing fine, Luigi! Toad! Toss us another plumber's helper!"
• "Do we have enough to reach the top?"
• "We're not trick-or-treaters! We're friends of Mari- I mean, Marzan!"
• "It's that creep Koopa! And his shifty Shyguys, too!"
• "Oh no! Don't tell me Mario thinks he's Marzan again!"

"Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"

• "Mario, Luigi, are you okay?"
• "And uh...who are you?"
• "Yay! Hooray! Yay! Yay!"
• "Hmm... I think if we follow that terrible stink, it'll lead us to the biggest stinker of all: Koopa!"
• "There goes the Mario Bros. Th-th-th-they're shrinking!"
• "Give it up, Koopa! You'll never catch the Mario Bros.!"
• "Run!"
• "C'mon, guys! Rock 'n' roll!"

"Little Red Riding Princess"

• "There's the village! And that's Pine the woodcutter's cottage! Gramma's place is just over the river and through these woods! Oh, I can't wait!"
• "Hello? Hello? Pine? Anybody home?"
• "Quick, Mario! We have to build a fire and melt these Mushrooms!"
• "Koopa! Are you the heartless slime who froze the poor woodcutter?"
• "Ohhhhh... That crud Koopa! If he's done anything to Gramma... Oh my Mushroom! Gramma! I've gotta get to Gramma's before it's too late!"
• "You guys have to stay here! You have to chop wood, and defrost the Mushroom villagers!"
• "Who's afraid of a big bad wolf?"
• "I've gotta get some wood to Gramma before she freezes! That Koopa is a cold, callous wolf!"
• "Poor Gramma doesn't sound too good."
• "Hello, Grandmother! My, what a strange voice you have!"
• "Gramma. What a big snout you have!"
• "Oh my Mushroom, Gramma! What sharp teeth you have!"
• "You should be ashamed of yourself, breaking in here and wearing my grandmother's clothes!"
• "Let's see how great my basket of goodies looks on you!"
• "You give up?"
• "You sneaky Koopa!"
• "Not a Mushroom's chance in soup!"
• "See ya later, windbag!"
• "You let my grandmother go!"
• "Oh, Gramma! I'm so glad you're safe!"
• "Y'know, you're not such a big bad wolf after all!"

"The Provolone Ranger"

• "We've gotta get this gold to Mushroom Ridge so they can buy food!"
• "You can gloat now, Koopa, but as long as Mario is out there, there's still hope!"
• "The Provolone Ranger will pull the plug on your evil plans, Billy the Koopa!"
• "(with Toad and Pronto*) Alright!"
• "Bye, Pronto!"

"Escape from Koopatraz"

• "Not guilty!"
• "Koopa, you despicable reptile! We just said we didn't do those things!"
• "The real crime is this phony trial!"
• "So? You have anything better to do, Toad?"
• "You won't get away with this, Koopa!"
• "What did you do to them, Koopa?"
• "Watch out!"

"Mario of the Deep"

• "It's a Mermushroom!"
• "Why was that obnoxious octopus chasing you?"
• "But, where's your King, Neptune of the Deep?"
• "We've gotta help those poor Mermushrooms!"
• "Hey, big boy! How about a kiss?"
• "Uh oh! We've been Koopa captured!"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, Toad, and the Mermushroom*) Trouters!!"
• "Phew! We're safe!"
• "(*with Mario, Luigi, Toad, and the Mermushroom*) A Clawgrip!"
• "We've gotta find a way to rescue King Neptune. I'll bet he could help us beat the evil Barra-Koopa!"
• "But Barra-Koopa has us outnumbered! We can never defeat him alone."

"Flatbush Koopa"

• "I'm sure gonna miss you guys..."
• "It sure is peaceful now that my kingdom is safe."
• "No Koopa to bother us!"
• "Are you as bored as I am, Toad?"
• "Come on!"
• "I've always wanted to see the Brooklyn Kingdom."
• "Life isn't the same without you guys!"
• "We're staying, Mario! You saved my homeland from Koopa! Now, Toad and I will help save yours!"
• "(with Toad) Koopa!"
• "It's a good thing we found Koopa before he got away with all that."
• "Way to go, Mario!"

"Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"

• "They say the Lost Mushroom will grant the wishes of whoever possesses it. We've got to find it before the evil Koopa!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) An Albatoss!"
• "Hang on! We're gonna crash!"
• "Treasure hunter?"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) The Temple of Koopa?"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) Koopaphobia?"
• "I wonder what Indiana Joe is afraid of? This is just an old cave."
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) A Fryguy!"
• "C'mon! It's flee or fry time!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) A Cobrat!"
• "Look!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) The Lost Mushroom!"
• "We did it! We found the Lost Mushroom!"
• "I wonder what that green meanie has cooked up for us this time?"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) It's a Shyguy Lion!"
• "Now we've gotta find a way to defeat Kolonel Von Koopa!"
• "(with Mario, Luigi, and Toad) INDIANA JOE - BABYSITTER?"
• "But, we need your help! We can't defeat Kolonel Von Koopa alone!"
• "Say. What happened to the Lost Mushroom? It was right here a second ago."

"Crocodile Mario"

• "Oh, dear! I think he wants Toad for an appetizer!"
• "Way to go, Crocodile Mario!"
• "What happens if those crocodiles decide to chew this building down?"
• "Mario! Luigi! You've gotta get back that Magic Statue!"
• "I just hope Mario and Luigi bring that magic statue back before this building collapses."
• "Don't worry! I'm sure Mario and Luigi are doing everything they can!"
• "Another few chomps, and we're goners!"
• "The Mario Bros. better get back with the Magic Statue soon, or there won't be anything left to get back to!"
• "Thanks, Mario!"
• "Come on, statue! Do your magic! Protect this town again!"

"Star Koopa"

• "Just say the magic words, Luigi: May the pasta be with you!"
• "You're wrong, Koopa! We have a perfect right to be here, and so do the Mushroom Space Colonists!"
• "Yay, Mario!"
• "Mario! Yikes! He's frozen solid! Defrost him this instant, you beast!"
• "What do you want with us?"
• "My people will never give up, Koopa! Even if I ordered them to, which I won't! You're wasting your time!"
• "She was right, Luigi!"
• "What seatbelts?"
• "Next time you send us to space in a garbage pod, Mario, make sure it has seatbelts."
• "In 15 minutes, this planet will be history! Can't we do something?"
• "But we just can't give up, Obi-Wan Toadi!"
• "Oh no!"

"Robo Koopa"

• "I wonder why it's chasing us?"
• "Let's scram while we got the chance!"
• "Just barely. Thanks for your help!"
• "So, Koopa duped the genius inventor Dr. Nerdnick, into building him the robo-suit?"
• "We've gotta save Nerdnick, Luigi, or we'll never stop Robo Koopa!"
• "Quick! Bunsen! Free Dr. Nerdnick!"
• "Help! Mario! Luigi!"
• "The Marios are gonna come back and pull your plug, Robo Koopa!"