"Grab any extra life balloons quickly before they float away. There's nothing more I can tell you."
"Come back to the master for more advice, hunh?!"
"You can find the fun in Ropey Rampage between a rock and a hard place! You can roll over Slippa or just squash him with a jump attack. You know all you need to know for now."
"You only just left!"
"Well, that was fast! You didn't even leave me enough time to come up with any other stupid comments!"
"I don't know WHY I'm telling you this... You didn't even listen last time!"
"All graphics, and no gameplay, they say!"
"Back in my day, we used to have REAL gameplay... We didn't have any of this fancy 3D stuff!"
"Even the bananas have more color than I did! All this color's too much for my poor old eyes!"
"Yep! Don't make game players like they used to!"
"Who told you I was here? Was it that obnoxious Funky Kong?"
"Well looky what we have here!"
"In Jungle Hijinxs, stick to the tree tops to earn extra lives. I hear if you roll off a platform and press the jump button, you'll do a super jump. Remember the original Donkey Kong? I think I'll go play that...see you later!"
"I've got more gameplay in my little finger than this entire game does!"
"Well done, Donkey my boy! Who would've known a whipper-snapper like you could've beaten that bunch of no-good Kremlings? You've made an old man proud!"
"Why don't you look in your Hoard? I think you'll be in for a surprise!"
"If I were playing, I'd have found everything! I'm sure there must be some bonus rooms you still haven't found!"
"Is it my turn yet?"
"I did this using one life! And I took less than an hour!"
"You sure showed that stupid bird who's boss. Good, that's another banana back. Now go down to Vine Valley and find the others!"
"Call that an ending? Looks like a cheap stunt setting up the story for the sequel!"