"That's far enough!" - Encountering the player in Sparkleton
"Leave those snow spirits here and beat it!"
"You little insects think you can take on the mighty Dry Bowser? Pretty plucky, but you'll soon regret it!"
"Hah, we'll see about that. Let's have us a little competition, shall we? If you can beat me at Super Sonic Downhill, I'll let let this snow spirit go. But if I beat you, I'll take those snow spirits off your hands! What do you say? Are you up to the challenge?"
"You need to be taught a lesson. School is now in session!" - If the player says yes to the challenge
"I knew you'd chicken out. If you're going to run, better make it quick." - If the player says no to the challenge part 1
"The snow spirits will all be mine sooner or later! Bwa ha ha ha!" - If the player says no to the challenge part 2
"Bwa ha ha ha! I'll be taking those snow spirits now, like we agreed! Starting with you!" - If the player fails the mission
"Grrrr! You're a cheeky little one. Have it your way, then. You're not getting further than Sparkleton unless you can beat me anyway!"
"So, you're back. Here to challenge the great Dry Bowser at the Super Sonic Downhill?"
"You've got guts, I'll give you that. But guts won't save you!" - The player taking him on again in the challenge
"What?! I lost?! There's gotta be some kind of mistake!" - Defeating Dry Bowser
"Gah.... You win. I'll free the snow spirit, like I said."
"Eh he heh! Howdy there!" - Encountering the player in Blizland
"The very same! Too bad for you. There's no escaping now!"
"Sure was. Too bad I'm through talking to you. Good bye!"
"What did you call me?!"
"Ggggrah! You shouldn'ta said that! Nobody makes fun of Dry Bowser! Nobody!"
"Why you--! Fine! I'll see you on the field of battle--A Curling Bowling battle!"
"Heh heh heh... It doesn't matter if you win, I'm not letting the snow spirit go!" - If the player says yes to the challenge
"Ha ha ha! Who's running now, huh?" - If the player says no to the challenge
"Impossible! How could I let myself lose at Curling Bowling?" - Defeating Dry Bowser again
"Wrrrrrok? What're you doing?!"
"You! You sneaky spirit!"
"Bah! I'll be back."
"Wa ha ha! Me against you in Curling Bowling? You didn't stand a chance!" - If the player fails the mission
"You again? Ready for another bruising? Cause believe me, Curling Bowling is ready for you!"
"What's the meaning of this? Holding a tournament without my permission I won't have it. I'll show the power of my minions." - Single Festival Mode
"If you think you can relax now, you've got another thing coming! Nobody can beat me! I will RULE this tournament! Bwa ha ha!" - Team Festival Mode