List of Mario Party 2 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the Nintendo 64 game Mario Party 2. Yoshi and Donkey Kong are not included in the lineup since they lack intelligible speech.

Multiple characters

• "It's just like the Princess to solve a problem."

Baby Bowser

Mario Land

• "Greetings!"
• "Huh? "What happened to Toad?" Um...He's out sick with a cold. But, um...forget about that!"
• "A new theme park just opened! C'mon! Let's go check it out!"
• "This is Bowser Land!!! It's fun, yet frightening! The great Bowser created this park!"
• "I'll be your guide instead of young Toad." (all subsequent playthroughs of Bowser Land)
• "All right! To Bowser Land we go!!!"

Adventure Boards

Pre-game

• "First, we have to set the game options!"
• "How many are playing this time?"
• "Hey! Choose the characters the Players are gonna use."
• "Hey! Choose those (number) Computer Characters!"
• "How will you set Computer Character skill levels?"
• "Set the Computer Characters' skill level!"
• "Choose the number of turns!"
• "OK! Last, choose a Bonus setting...And be quick about it!"
• "Are these setting OK?"
• "Took you long enough! LET'S GO!!!"

In-game

• "Oi! We’re here! This is the fabled Bowser Land!!!"
• "Bowser, King of the Koopas, created this Adventure Board and all its fun -- yet frightening -- events!"
• "Aah! Bowser is truly, wonderfully great! Bowser is the true Super Star!"
• "Even if you collect a million Stars, you’ll never defeat Bowser! Never, ever, EVER!"
• "But you can try if you like! Good luck finding your kidnapped buddy, Toad!"
• "Well, we must decide turn order to begin this impossible quest!"
• "Turn order has been decided! (character 1) is first. (character 2) is second. (character 3) is third. (character 4) is fourth."
• "And finally...A present from Bowser! 10 Coins apiece! Spend it wisely!"
• "Try as your might, you'll never reach Super Stardom. But you might as well try, so get going!!!"
• "Let me show you where the first Star you'll never get is."
• "The Star is right here. Give Toad 20 Coins to get the Star. What a rip-off!"
• "Oh, yeah! Baby Bowser is over here. He'll take your Coins, but that's nothing to worry about!"
• "I'll show you where to find the next Star you're after."
• "You'll find this Star right here! Give Toad 20 Coins to get it. Seems a little pricey to me!"
• "Oh, yeah! Baby Bowser is now here. He might take a few Coins, but don't mind that!"

Star Space

• "I'm here to cause trouble on behalf of Bowser."
• "Now then, gimme 5 Coins! So nice of you! Heh, heh, HEH!"
• "Now then, here are 5 Coins! I'm so nice! Heh, heh, HEH!"
• "Heyyy! Wait a sec'! That's not right!?! Hey! Don't tell anyone, OK?"
• "Now then, gimme (number) Coins! You're so nice! Heh, heh, HEH!" (if the player has less than 5 coins)
• "I'm here to cause trouble on behalf of Bowser! Gimme 5 Coins!"
• "Erm... You don't have any Coins! Tch! You ruined my fun!" (if the player has no coins)
• "OK, here's your Shining Star!" (while disguised as Toad, if the player accepts)
• "Ahh-hah-hah! Ho-ho! I tricked you! You sure are gullible! Hah-hah!" (Bowser's Multiplying Toads)
• "Buh, buh, Bowser! I was hoping to see you!" (if the player is wearing a Bowser Suit)
• "I stole these (number) Coins for you! It isn't much, but here you go!"

Baby Bowser Banker

• "Welcome to Bowser Bank. You have been pre-approved for a 5-Coin loan."
• "By the way, principle and interest will come to (number) Coins. Invest wisely!"
• "Hello! Welcome! I'm afraid that your (number)-Coin loan is due!"
• "Thank you very much! I hope you'll do business with Bowser Bank again!!!"
• "Insufficient funds??? Look...We're a business. We can't just hand out money! Don't let this happen again!" (if the player has less than the full amount but at least one coin)
• "Welcome! Good day to you! I'm afraid that your (number)-Coin loan is past due!"
• "WHAT?!? You haven't ANY Coins? Well, if you can't pay with Coins, then I'll have to take a Star!" (if the player has no coins but has at least 1 star)
• "WHAAAT!?! You have NO COINS!?! But you signed for it! I'll get you for this! I'll sue! Get me a lawyer!!! (if the player has no coins or stars)
• "Welcome! Good day to you! I'm sorry, but those Coins I lent you are past due!" (if the bank hasn't loaned any player yet)
• "Erm...I'm sorry! There seems to have been a slight error! Umm...Come again!?!"
• "Welcome to Bowser Bank! Oh! Bowser!!! I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you!" (if the player is wearing Bowser Suit)
• "It isn't much, but here! Take these 20 Coins! No! I insist! I insist!"

Baby Bowser Shopkeeper

• "Welcome! This is the Item Shop! You've come to a great place! We've got plenty of BARGAINS!"
• "See! You really need this (item) (Coins)! So, here you go!"
• "You don't have enough Coins! Hmm...OK! Just this once. Don't refuse! Take it! Take it!" (Not enough coins)
• "What's that? You've got an Item? Tch! Speak up quicker! Fine! Come again!" (if the player already has an item)
• "Buh-Bowser! It's Bowser! I'm so honored to meet you! Ohhh! I'm so happy!" (if the player is wearing Bowser Suit)
• "Oh! I almost forgot! Here! Take a (item). Please take it!"

Baby Bowser Officer

• "This is the Parade Planning Office. Would you like to change the parade route?"
• "Say...It's only (number) turn(s) until the Parade begins! I bet you can't wait!!!"
• "This is the Parade Planning Office. Heh, heh! You don't have enough Coins to do anything!" (Not enough coins)
• "By the way...Only (number) turn(s) until the Parade begins! I bet you can't wait!!"
• "Uh...uh...uh...Bowser! Please! Pick any parade route you like - any at all!" (if the player is wearing Bowser Suit)
• "This is the Parade Planning Office. I hate to rain on your parade, but we're closed!" (last turn)

Bowser Parade

• "Thanks for waiting, everyone! Without further delay, the Bowser Parade shall begin!" (it occurs every five turns and in the last turn; there is at least one player in the path)
• "Thanks for joining us! It's only 5 turns until the next parade! See you then!" (4 turns in the last 5 turns)
• "Notice: Due to circumstances beyond our control, the parade has been canceled." (it occurs every five turns and in the last turn; there are no players in the path)
• "It's only 5 turns until the next parade! See you then!!!" (4 turns in the last 5 turns)
• "Thanks for joining us! This was the last parade of the day. Thank you very much!!!" (last turn)

Last Five Turns Event

• "Well, we've hit the last 5 turns! Let's see how you wretches are doing!"
• "(character 1) is first! (character 2) is second. (character 3) is third. And (character 4) is in last place."
• "So...Who will win and become the so-called Super Star? Hmmm...Who could it be?!?"
• "Well, let's begin everyone's favorite game show - Predict the Super Star!!!"
• "Our contestant today is none other than...! Join us on stage!"
• "Here is a 10-Coin present from Bowser for (character), our candidate for victory!"
• "And finally, an important announcement!!! From now until the game's end, Blue Spaces and Red Spaces are doubled in value - 6 Coins!!!"
• "And the ever popular Duel Mini-Game is in effect!!!"
• "Now's your opporturnity!!! Don't let this chance pass you by!"
• "OK! It's the final gasp! If you've already given up, at least LOOK like you're trying!"

Mini-Game Coaster

In-game

• "Heh! Heh! Heh! Surprised? We're the Baby Bowser Bunch!!!"
• "In order to finish the course, you must defeat us in a game of Shell Shocked!"
• "HOWEVER! You, (character), shall have no teammates!"
• "No complaints? Good! And with that, let the games begin!!!"

Results

• "HUH!?! IMPOSSIBLE! How could we lose!?!" (Win)
• "AAAUGH! We'll remember this!!"
• "We won! We won! You're no good! Were you even trying!?!" (Lose)
• "The outcome will be the same, but do you want to play again?"
  • "At least try, this time! Otherwise, it's no fun for us! Well, let the games begin!" (Play Again)
  • "It'll cost you... Do you really want to quit?" (Give Up)
    • "If that's your decision, it's back to the Save Space for you! Put on a clean shirt and try again!!!" (Yes)
• "That was totally lame! If that's all you've got, you'll never be a Super Star!" (Lose three times)
• "Do you want to try again, or give up and try later?"
  • "You'll never beat us, but at least try your hardest! Well, let the games begin." (Play Again)

Battle T.

Mini-Game Stadium

Pre-game

• "Welcome to Mini-Game Stadium!"
• "So, which mode will you play this time?"
• "Play the (mode)?"
• "OK. Now we must choose game settings."
• "How many will play this time?"
• "Choose the (number) character(s) the Player(s) will use."
• "Choose the (number) character(s) the Computer will control."
• "How will you set Computer Character skill levels?"
• "Please set the Computer Character skill level."
• "Are these settings OK?"
• "OK! Let the (mode) begin!!!"

In-game

Battle

• "Welcome to Battle Mode!!! Please choose a match."
• "Choose the type of Mini-Games you will play."
• "Please pick teams."
• "Determining the first/next Mini-Game..."
• "It's (minigame)! Get ready to battle!"
• "Are you ready?"

Trial

• "Here we are, everyone! This is Mini-Game Stadium!!!"
• "Here, you can test your Mini-Game skills against one another!"
• "There are no Stars here. Victory or defeat is determined by the Coins won in Mini-Games."
• "So, you do not gain or lose Coins for landing on Blue Spaces or Red Spaces."
• "However, when you complete one lap, you will receive a 10-Coin Bonus."
• "When all turns have ended, the player with the most Coins will be declared the victor."
• "Good luck, everyone! May you all perform to the best of your abilities."
• "Now then, let's determine turn order!"
• "Turn order has been decided. (character 1) is First. (character 2) is Second. (character 3) is Third. (character 4) is Fourth."
• "And lastly, a present!!! I'll give you each 10 Coins. Please use them wisely."
• "Good luck becoming the Super Star of this land! Well then, let's get started!"
• "Keep your eyes on victory! Good luck, everyone! Let the games begin!!!"
• "Nice work! Here! You get 10 Coins for completing 1 lap!"
• "It is now Turn (number 1). You are in spot (number 2) in the rankings. Good luck!"

Duel

• "Welcome to Duel Mode!!! Please choose a match."
• "How will you pick duels?"
• "Determing the first/next Mini-Game..."
• "It's (minigame)! Get ready to duel!"

Results

Battle

• "Congratulations! Victory belongs to (character)!"
• "Victory goes to the team of (character 1) and (character 2)!!!"
• "Continue playing?"

Trial

• "The turns have all ended. The question remains... Who shall emerge victorious?"
• "With that, let's count everyone's Coins!"
• "This is amazing! All four contestants have the same number of Coins!!!"
• "In this instance, the tie must be broken by the Dice Block! The highest number wins! Are you ready?"
• "(character) is the winner!"
• "Now I shall announce the final results!"
• "Victory belongs to... (character)!!! Congratulations!!!"

Duel

• "Wow! (player) is the victor!"
• "Continue playing?"

Mini-Game Coaster

Pre-game

• "Welcome to Mini-Game Coaster!"
• "Choose the character(s) the Player(s) will use."
• "Choose one character to be your partner."
• "Are these settings OK?"
• "With that, let's start! Good luck!!!"

In-game

• "Welcome to Mini-Game Coaster!"
• "Shall I explain the rules?"
• "Your objective is to clear all Mini-Games and reach the finish." (Yes)
• "Ride in this cart as it goes farther and farther down for each Mini-Game cleared."
• "To reach the finish, you will have to clear all Mini-Games found in the 9 Worlds."
• "You can play Mini-Games by moving to these Mini-Games Spaces."
• "Once you clear a Mini-Game, you can proceed to the next space."
• "However, if you miss, you will lose 1 remaining life."
• "If you miss when you have 0 remaining lives, it's Game Over for you."
• "Your remaining lives are displayed in the top-left corner of the screen."
• "Your Coins are displayed in the top-right corner of the screen."
• "When you collect 100 Coins, you gain 1 life."
• "When you come to a Save Space, you can save your progress up to that point."
• "After Game Over, you must start again from the last Save Space at which you saved your progress."
• "Whenever you come to the Save Space, be sure to save your game."
• "If you press while moving on the map, you can access the Pause Screen."
• "If you want to quit your game, choose Save & Quit on the Pause Screen."
• "However, be aware that your Save & Quit will be erased the next time you start again."
• "OK. Let's start the game. Oh! But first... Please choose the course you will take this time."
• "Excuse me... You can't take the Hard Course until you've cleared the Normal Course."
• "The Easy Course is a practice course that leads through World 3."
• "The Normal Course is a slighty harder course that leads through World 6."
• "Do you want to take the Easy Course/Normal Course?"
• "OK! It's off to the Easy Course/Normal Course for you! Good luck!"
• "The Hard Course is a very difficult course that leads through World 9."
• "Are you sure you want the Hard Course?"
• "OK! It's Hard Course for you! Good luck!"
• "This is the World (number) Save Space. Would you like to save your progress?"
• "OK to overwrite this World (number) data?"
• "Save complete! Would you like to continue?"
• "Good luck!"
• "The Easy Course/Normal Course ends here. Please come this way."
• "Your goal is before you! Time for the final push!"
• "Nice job, (character)! Getting this far is not easy!"
• "Splendid job, (character). You've come a long way!"
• "Reaching this point on the Hard Course is a notable feat!"
• "Only skilled players make it here on the Hard Course!"
• "It takes hard work to reach this point on the Hard Course!"
• "However! I hate to say it..., but for (character), you'll have to complete it twice!"
• "However... If you'd only gotten here sooner, I could have commended you for reaching the Goal."
• "However... If you just had (number) lives left, I could have commended you for reaching the Goal."
• "There's no way around it. Could you please start again from World 1?"
• "(character)! Ignore him! He's a fake!"
• "Drat! Foiled again! There's nothing to do but..." (Baby Bowser Bunch reveal)

Results

• "Congratulations! You cleared the Easy Course!"
• "To mark this impressive feat, I present this 100-Coin reward to you!"
• "You cleared the Normal Course!"
• "To mark this impressive feat, I present you this 500-Coin reward!"
• "Here is your reward!"
• "You can now purchase Item Mini-Games from Woody in Mini-Game Land!"
• "Good luck collecting all the Mini-Games."
• "One more thing! You can now play the Hard Course."
• "Please challenge yourself on this course, too."
• "Spectacular, (character)! The way you beat the Baby Bowser Bunch was incredible!"
• "Well, let me say it again... Congratulations! You've cleared the Hard Course!"
• "As your reward for this remarkable feat, I present you a prize of 1000 Coins!!!"
• "And so, I present this to you!"
• "Now, you can buy Battle Mini-Games from Woody in Mini-Game Land!"
• "Good luck collecting all of the Mini-Games!"
• "Now, I would like to take this opportunity to announce a Special Bonus!"
• "*You've cleared the course with (number 1) live(s) remaining! And as you had (number 2) Coin(s)..."
• "Your Special Bonus is ((number 1)*100+(number 2)) Coins!!! Please take these!" (Example: if the player has 36 lives and 25 coins at the end, the player will receive 3625 coins)
• "Keep up the pace, (character)! The other courses await!"
• "On the other courses, clearing the Mini-Games is more difficult, so there's no room for mistakes!"
• "The Easy Course is now complete! Very nice work!"
• "Yet again, (character) has been cast as our hero!"
• "We're expecting another stellar performance, (character)!"
• "The Normal Course is now complete. That was an amazing performance!"
• "(character)! You are truly amazing! You are the true Super Star!"
• "Keep up the great work! Toad is rooting for you!"
• "The Hard Course is now complete! Truly, an amazing feat!"

Mini-Game Park

• "Greetings. This is Mini-Game Park."
• "How many will play this time?"
• "Choose the (number) character(s) the Player(s) will use."
• "Choose the (number) character(s) the Computer will control."
• "How will you set Computer Character skill levels?"
• "Please set the Computer Character skill level."
• "Are these settings OK?"
• "With that, we'll go inside! Let's play!!!"

Big Boo

• "I am Big Boo. I'll steal Stars or Coins from your opponents."
  • "Very, very, very well! I shall return!" (Steal Coins/Stars)
• "Coins!!! Coins!!! I have brought (number) Coins!!! Be grateful to me!"
• "Hee, hee! I've done it! See, Stars!!!"
• "Hee, hee! I've done it! Except, there were only (number) Stars!" (if any opponent has no stars)
• "I have no need for one with no Coins! Heh, heh, heh..." (Not enough coins)

Black Hole Bowser

Bowser Coin Beam

• "Energy charged to 300%! Fire the Bowser Coin Beam... NOW!!!" (if the countdown reaches 0 and there is at least one player in the path)
• "Direct hit! Direct hit! All Coins are beamed to ME! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
• "Huh!?! No sign of life! Reset the counter! I'll remember this!" (if the countdown reaches 0 and there are no players in the path)

Bowser Bomb

• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I am Black Hole Bowser, plunderer of deep space!!!"
• "This is MY sector! You shall follow MY orders! There shall be no rebellion!"
• "I have found you, Space Patroller (character)!!!"
• "I have found you, Space Patrollers (character 1) and (character 2)!!!"
• "Now you shall yield all of your Coins to ME! Yield to the Bowser Regime!"
• "So! You have no Coins to yield? Very well! But I shall return for what I seek!"
• "My space travel has ended. Play a Mini-Game to help you focus your energy."
• "I must now log out. Long live the Bowser Regime!!!"

Ending cutscene

• "Who are you seaching for?"
• "Hmm??? Who might that be?"
• "So! The Space Patrol will face me!"
• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! A force field surrounds me! You cannot break it!"
• "It is impossible! You cannot get behind me!"
• "Whooooa... my head is spinning!"
• "I'll remember this!"

Bloober

• "Step right up! Step right up for the most amazing show around! Enter here, please! Don't push!"
• "Thank you! Thank you! Please exit over there!"

Bob-omb

These quotes are shared with Bob-omb Buddy in Mystery Land.

• "%>!+%¯::%??¯X%>:!?:+!!¯:X. (Did you read our message? Enter the ship, earthling!)"
• "X%>%>!+%¯+?+>;X>%;+!!+. (Leave this place, earthling.)"
• "!+X%??:+!!+%>%++%¯X%>%X>. (Navigational malfunction. Goodbye, earthling.)"

Bob-omb Buddy

• "Thanks to you, the curse Bowser cast has been removed!"
• "Thank you for saving us! Thank you!"
• "Thank you, and... ...farewell!"

Boo

In-game

• "Ooo, hoo, hoo! Shall I steal Coins or Stars from a rival and give them to you?"
  • "Steal from whom?" (Steal Coins/a Star)
  • "You'll regret that! Ooo, hoo, hoo, hoo!" (Decline)
• "Trouble me not if you have no Coins! Shoo! Shoo!" (Not enough coins)
• "How'd I do? How'd I do? I stole (number) Coin(s)!!! Ooo, hoo, hoo, hoo!!!"
• "Excellent! Excellent! I stole (number) Coins!!! Ooo, hoo, hoo, hoo!"
• "Yoo-hoo! I got (number) Coins!!! That’s as good as it gets!"
• "That was frightening! I could get only (number) Coins! How discouraging!"
• "...I got caught... I could only get (number) Coins. ...Sorry!"
• "Ee-hee-hee-hee! Just in time! We're about to have a party! Won't you dance with us?"
  • "Let the haunting begin! Dance in the moonlight! Hee, hee, hee!" (Dance)
  • "You'll regret it! It’s great fun!" (Decline)
• "Those without Coins may not dance with ghosts! Away with you! Boo! Away!"

Ending cutscene

• "BOO! I'm a ghost!"

Bowser

• "Doom, doom, doom, DOOM! Well, well, well! (character)! Welcome to Bowser's Space!!!"
• "I recommend you try one of my frightening events! I hope you enjoy it!"
• "Step right up and let the roulette choose your fate!"
• "It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give (number) Coins to ME!"
• "Let the event begin! I'll take those (number) Coins!!!"
• "Let the event begin! Don't have enough, huh? Don't worry! I'll get by with what you've got!" (if the player has not enough coins)
• "It's Coins for Bowser!!! This is an exciting event in which you give your Coins to ME!!!"
• "Let the event begin! Huh!?! You don't have any Coins!?! None at all?!?" (if the player has no coins)
• "You poor little thing! Oh, the sorrow! Here, take 10 Coins!"
• "Don't worry about paying it back! You need it more than I do! Don’t be a stranger!"
• "It's Bowser's Coins Potluck!!! In this FUN event, ALL FOUR PLAYERS give ME coins!"
• "Let the event begin! That'll be (number) Coins apiece!"
• "Let the event begin! Huh!?! You don't have any Coins? NONE OF YOU!?!" (if all four players have no coins)
• "You poor little things! Oh, the sorrow! Here, take 10 Coins apiece."
• "Don't worry about paying me back. You all need it more than I do! Now don't be strangers!"
• "Ahhh! Was that FUN or what!?! Thanks for playing! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
• "Ahhh! That was fun! I'll overlook the fact that you didn't have 'em all! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
• "It's Bowser's Appearing Act! I shall magically appear on the Map! This is a huge, historical event!" (same as Bowser Bomb)
• "Oh! I'm so excited! I've even got butterflies! Uh-oh! Ummm...Excuse me!"
• "It's Bowser's Chance Time!!! In this very lucky event, you get to play the ! Space Mini-Game!"
• "You're so LUCKY! OK! Let the event begin!"
• "Welcome to Chance Time! Aim for a complete reversal of fortunes in this LUCKY game! Good luck! Wah, hah, HAH!"
• "Are you ready? Chance Time... START!!!"
• "Oh-ho! The results are in! Why, (character) must give (number) Coins to ME!!"
• "WHAT???!? You don't have enough Coins! Well, I'll have to get by with what Coins you've got. I'm such a nice guy!"
• "Well, see ya!!! Thanks for joining us for Chance Time! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"
• "It's Bowser's Multiplying Toads!!! In this novel event, I shall increase the number of Toads!"
• "It's amazing! The number of Toads shall increase from one to two!!! Here goes my amazing trick!"
• "There! Your chance are doubled! There are now two! Incredible!"
• "But I don't know if both of them are real or not...Hah, hah! Well, see ya!!!"
• "Let me ask you this: Is it enough to keep battling for Stars, day after day!?!" (Bowser Revolution)
• "Only equality can end this battle! Therefore... I shall divide your Coins equally!"
• "This is Bowser Revolution!!! For many years I have dreamed of absolute equality!!!"
• "For equality! Bowser Revolution!!!"
• "The Bowser Revolution has ended! Thank you for joining me! See ya! Wah, hah, Hah, HAH!"

Bowser, King of the Koopas

Bowser Bomb

• "WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!! I've been awaiting this moment! Bowser, King of the Koopas!!!"
• "Now you shall understand the meaning of FEAR! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
• "I've got you, (character)! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
• "If you value your life, you'll give me ALL your Coins!!!"
• "My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game or something to calm your nerves!"
• "Farewell, all! Long live the King of the Koopas!!!"

Last Five Turns Event

• "I say that loser will win! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!" (he will always choose the player who currently is in last place)

Ending cutscene

• "What are you doin'!?!"
• "LIAR!!!"
• "Huh??? Who's that? Over there???"
• "So you've come for me, (character)!?! I'll show you!!"
• "WAH, HAH, HAH!!! What's wrong? Your best moves not working?"
• "Why don't you try spinning me by the tail?"
• "TRANSFORMATION! METAL BOWSER!!!"
• "Metal Bowser has the weight of 10 Bowsers!!! I cannot be thrown! WAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
• "Try as your might! You'll never do it!"
• "WWWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

Bowser Sphinx

Bowser Bomb

• "Wah, hah, HAH! I am the Bowser Sphinx and I love riddles!"
• "If you cannot answer MY riddle, I shall take all your Coins!"
• "I discovered a (character)! Wah, hah! Riddle time!"
• "Here's your riddle: What did I eat for breakfast?"
• "Three, two, one... Time's up! I ate mush! I get all your Coins!"
• "(character 1) and (character 2), revealed! Riddle Time!"
• "Here is your riddle: What is MY favorite thing to eat?"
• "Three, two, one... Time's up! I love barbequed beef! I get all of your Coins!"
• "What?!? No Coins??? Well! I won't waste any clever riddles on you!"
• "My journey has ended... You should play a Mini-Game to raise your spirits."
• "Farewell! Long live riddles!"

Ending cutscene

• "But can you answer MY riddle!?!"
• "If you value your life, you shall answer my riddle!"
• "It's a shadow riddle! What's this???"
• "Fool! I shall curse you!"
• "Hmm?!? Who goes there!?!"
• "I knew you'd come to try to solve my riddle!"
• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! You say it is me???"
• "Dang! You're right!"
• "My 2000-year-old curse!?! Curses!"

Bowser the Brash

Bowser Bomb

• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the West's rowdiest rascal, Bowser the Brash!!"
• "Us outlaws don't need no words. We talk with our popguns! So don't be talkin' back!! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!!!"
• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Ah been a-lookin' fer you, (character)!!"
• "If'n ya like livin', you'll gimme all yer Coins!! Understood!?!"
• "Oh, no! If'n ya ain't got no Coins, then Ah'm a-gonna git!"
• "My rootin' tootin' days are gone... Ya'll relax now with a Mini-Game and git yer wits about ya!"
• "I'll be a-moseyin' on! Buh-bye, Bowser!"

Ending cutscene

• "Lissen here, banker! Yer goin' in thar go git me more Coins!!"
• "Huh!?! Who's over thar!?!"
• "Are you meanin' to interfere!?! It'll cost ya if ya do!"
• "Draw!!!"
• "Augh! Ya corked me!"

Cap'n Bowser

Bowser Bomb

• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! I'm the pirate of all pirates, Cap'n Bowser!!!"
• "Arrgh! I shall be the one to find the plunder! Aye! It'll be the plank for any that gets in me way! Even me mudder! Wah, hah, hah, HAH!"
• "Wah, hah, hah, HAH! Now I've got ye, Captain (character)!!!"
• "Arrgh! Be the good matey and gimme all yer Coins, or ye'll meet the tip o' me sword!"
• "My voyage has ended... Play a Mini-Game, mateys, to regain your composure. Arrgh!"
• "Smooth sailin', mateys! Long live Cap'n Bowser!"

Ending cutscene

• "Arrgh! Stop right there!"
• "Ye wouldn't be a-thinkin' of stealin' me treasure, now would ya, matey?"
• "Arrgh! That's better, me matey! WAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!!!"
• "Arrgh!?! Who goes there!?!"
• "So ye've come, Captain (character)!?! Ye'll never gets me plunder!!!"
• "Arrgh! Impertinent fool!"
• "Ouch! That's smarts!"

Goomba

Battle Space

• "Ten-hut! It's time for a Battle Mini-Game!"
• "Let's get started! The entrance fee this time is (number) Coins per player!"
• "So which of you will win these (number) Coins that I've collected?"
• "Who's going to win these (number) Coins that I've collected?"
• "Let's get started! Let the battle begin!!!"
• "Hey! Hey! HEY!!! Somehow I didn't get enough Coins... Well, anyway..." (if any player has not enough coins)
• "As I was saying, let's get started! Let the battle begin!!!"
• "Hey! Hey! HEY!!! None of you have enough Coins! Hey! Hey! HEY!!!" (if all players have the total coins less than 20)
• "The Battle Mini-Game is off! Tch! What a waste of time!"

Duel

• "It's time for a Duel Mini-Game! Are you ready? Let the duel begin!"
• "Uh-oh! You don't have any Coins? Then you can't duel, now, can you? The duel is cancelled! Bye!"
• "Hey!"
• "Pick your enemy!"
• "Choose the number of Coins you will duel for. Play for (number) Coin(s)."
• "OK! Here we go!"
• "You pressed the button too quickly! Do it again, and you lose!!!"
• "You have 5 seconds! Ready... GO!!!"
• "Let the relic battle!"
• "Press the Time Bomb Deactivator (number) seconds after the start!"
• "You'll only deactivate your bomb with very good timing!"
• "Ready? (number) seconds after start! Ready, Start!!!"
• "Be quick about puttng them in! Ready! Go!!!"
• "That's it!!! But what will the mushroom brew produce?"
• "Try to outsmart your opponent! Ready...GO!"
• "It's a tie! OK, once more...GO!"
• "(character) is the victor!!!"
• "(number) Coin(s) go to (character)!!! Excellent dueling!"
• "A draw!?! Well, that's boring! I'll give these (number) Coin(s) back. That's no fun..."

Koopa Troopa

Game's opening cutscene

• "Mario Land is being invaded by Bowser!!!"

Item Shop

• "Welcome! This is the Item Shop. What would you like to do?"
  • "Which Item would you like?" (Buy an item)
  • "Nothing? Well, please come again. Have a nice day!" (Nothing)
• "Welcome! This is the Item Shop. It's nice of you to drop in, but you already have an Item! You can't buy another one! Use your Item, then come back."(if the player already has an item)
• "Welcome! This is the Item Shop. It's nice of you to drop in, but you don't have enough money. Come back after saving up a bit!" (Not enough coins)
• "The Item Shop is now closed for the day. Please come again." (last turn)
• "Honestly, I'd have to say (character)! That's clear!"

Koopa Bank

• "This is Koopa Bank. Please deposit 5 Coins into our savings account."
• "This is Koopa Bank. Please deposit (number) Coins into our savings account." (if the player has less than 5 coins)
• "Thank you very much. By the way, Koopa Bank has (number) Coins in its reserves."
• "This is Koopa Bank. I'd ask you to make a deposit, but you have no Coins to deposit!" (if the player has no coins)
• "Please come again. By the way, Koopa Bank has (number) Coin(s) in its reserves."
• "As a Special Bonus for stopping at the bank, you get all (number) Coin(s) in our reserves!"
• "Congratulations! I hope you will continue to do business with Koopa Bank!"
• "As a Special Bonus, you get all the Coins currently in our reserves!"
• "...Unfortunately, we don't have a single Coin! That's too bad!"

Last Five Turns Event

• "Um...Well, I believe (character) will be the winner!"

When interrupting Toad

• "Big news!!! The secret treasure has been found!! We must reach it before Capt. Bowser does!" (Pirate Land)
• "Trouble just rolled into town!! Bowser the Brash is robbin' the First Mushroom Bank!!" (Western Land)
• "Sensors detect a major anomaly! Black Hole Bowser is attacking!!!" (Space Land)
• "We've got trouble! The Golden Statue has been found! C'mon! This way!" (Mystery Land)
• "Oh, toil and trouble!!! The wizard, Bowser, is out wreaking havoc!" (Horror Land)
• "The hour has come! Bowser has changed his location! Now is the time for the final blow!" (Bowser Land)

Boards' ending cutscene

• "Yo, ho, ho and a cave full of treasure!"
• "Uh...Uh... I was just lookin', Cap'n. I didn't take any!"
• "Why, it's Captain (character)!!!"
• "Fine then, bully! You can have the treasure. Uh...Arghh!"
• "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, but this is all the Coins we got!"
• "Thank goodness it's you, Deputy (character)!"
• "Oh, my! What to do? This is lookin' dangerous!"
• "Th-Thank you! You saved me! I owe you my life!"
• "Begin evacuation!!!"
• "Oooff! H-hey! Where did everyone go?"
• "Buh-Buh-Bowser!!!"
• "No, please... Let me go!"
• "It is none other than... (character) of the Space Patrol!"
• "Thank you! Your bravery has again brought peace to deep space!"
• "Hmmm...Clearly this statue holds the answers to the riddles of the artifacts!"
• "Uh...I know! A cow... ?"
• "You came! (character)!"
• "You did it! The riddle of the artifacts has been solved!"
• "Ohh! It looks like ghost could appear at any moment..."
• "Oh! Thank you... AHHH! Bowser!!!"
• "Rrrribbit!"
• "Rrrribbit! (It's you,) Rrrrrribbit! ((character)!)"
• "Retreat! Retreat!"
• "Oh! Thank you so much! You saved me!"
• "...He's already gone... We just missed him!"
• "Luh-looking for a bathroom!"
• "Please don't hurt me!"
• "Just in time! (character)!"
• "You did it! You won!"

Luigi

• "Yah-ha, I'm the best!"

Magikoopa

• "Welcome to Mystery Mansion. With our Darkness Lamp, you can turn day into night!"
  • "Excellent! Let me prepare... Now, are you ready?" (Light Lamp)
  • "Oh, really? Perhaps another time. I'll be waiting." (Decline)
• "Welcome to Mystery Mansion. You do not have enough Coins to use our Darkness Lamp."

Mario

• "Oh no!"
• "Yippee! Ha, ha, ha!"
• "Hee, hee! I got it!"

Minigame Announcer

• "Start!"
• "Ready? Go!"
• "Finish!"
• "Goal!"
• "New record!"
• "Miss!"
• "Draw!"
• "Time up!"
• "Chance Time!"
• "Chance Time?" (Bowser's Chance Time)
• "Got item!"
• "Got item?" (Bowser Bomb)

Mini-Game Trees

1 VS 3 Mini-Game Tree

• "I'm the 1 VS 3 Mini-Game Tree. You own all 10 of my Mini-Games."
• "You may pick one of these Mini-Games to play."
• "(minigame) is the name of that Mini-Game."
• "Please pick teams."
• "Will you play this Mini-Game?"

2 VS 2 Mini-Game Tree

• "Howdy! Ah'm the 2 VS 2 Mini-Game Tree. Golly! You've got all 12 o' my Mini-Games."
• "Howdy! Pluck one o' these Mini-Games to play!!!"
• "Hey! That's (minigame). Yep! That's the name o' that one!"
• "Please pick teams."
• "Do ya wanna play this one?"

4-Player Mini-Game Tree

• "I'm the 4-Player Mini-Game Tree. You have all 21 of my Mini-Games."
• "Pick which one of these Mini-Games you want to play."
• "That's (minigame). It's pretty fun!"
• "Do you want to play this Mini-Game?"

Battle Mini-Game Tree

• "I am the Battle Min-Game Tree! You managed to buy all 8 of my Mini-Games!"
• "Pick from these Mini-Games if you want to play!"
• "(minigame) is the name of that Mini-Game."
• "Are you going to play this Mini-Game?"

Item Mini-Game Tree

• "Hey! I'm the Item Mini-Game Tree. Sweet! You bought all 6 of my Mini-Games."
• "Hey! Pick the Mini-Game you want to play!"
• "Oh, that's (minigame). You should try it!"
• "You gonna play this one?"

Mr. I

• "I am Mr. I. I can use my magic to warp you to a distant space!"
  • "Are you ready for my magic? Hocus pocus!" (Warp)
  • "Ahhh, hmm... ...Disappointing!" (Decline)
• "Oh! You do not have enough Coins! Come again when you do."

Mushroom Genie

• "Did you call, master? I am the Mushroom Genie who lives in this Magic Lamp."
• "Well, let me fly you to Toad! Please ride on my back!"
• "Hang on tight! Here we go!!! Mushroom-Kadabra!"

Narration

In-game

• "The Snifit Patrol is out on patrol." (Space Land)
• "It says, 'If you throw 10 Coins from atop the relic, you can warp to a distant relic.' What will you do?" (Mystery Land)
• "'If you throw 10 Coins from atop the relic, you can warp to a distant relic.' But you don't have enough Coins."
• "(character) has been cursed, and can only move 1 to 3 spaces on the next turn!"
• "You can only move 1 to 3 spaces due to a Slow Curse."
• "Magic prevents Whomp from moving at night." (Horror Land)
• "Boo likes to dance in the graveyard at night."
• "This looks like a good spot to find ghosts at night!"
• "It is said that the Big Boo statue moves in the moonlight!"
• "You hear raucous laugher, but none will answer the door!"
• "The power of the Darkness Lamp has brought nightfall!"
• "You danced all night! Morning has come!"
• "You already have an Item, so you can't play the Item Game."
• "I'm sorry, but the Item Game isn't held on the last turn."
• "You cannot use a Bowser Bomb here." (if the player tries to use the Bowser Bomb)
• "(character 1)'s Item now belongs to (character 2)!" (Plunder Chest)
• "Oh! Too bad! Nobody has any Items!"
• "Why, (character 1) and (character 2) have switched places!" (Warp Block)
• "(character), beware!!! Boo has come to steal your Coins! Press the Button repeatedly to pull Boo away!"
• "Everyone! Beware!!!