List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the television show The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!. They are listed by character.

Mario[edit]

  • "Hey paisanos! It's The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!" - Opening Credits
  • "Do the Mario!" - Closing Credits
  • "Don't worry, Princess! Luigi and me'll climb that mountain before you can say "Spaghetti and Meatballs"! -"The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "Okay, wait here! And if you become lunch for a polar bear, don't blame us! -"The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "I hate to run on an empty stomach!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees; there's raviolis smothered with honey" - "King Mario of Cramalot"
  • "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
  • "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job, is when we're working by the hour!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
  • "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" - "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him." - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" - "The Great Gladiator Gig"
  • "Hey, Koopa! I hope your Big and Tall shop blows up, with you in it!" - "Mario and the Beanstalk"
  • "Those ain't wedding bells in your tower! They're bats in your belfry!" - "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
  • "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" - "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" - "The Great BMX Race"
  • "Not on my melted mozzarella! - "Stars in Their Eyes"
  • "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" - "Jungle Fever"
  • "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can unstop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
  • "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" - "The Fire of Hercufleas"
  • "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
  • "She's not much, but she sure beats swimmin'!" - "Pirates of the Koopa"
  • "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Then beat 'em!" - "Pirates of the Koopa"
  • "Remember, Luigi, you gotta act tough!" - "Pirates of the Koopa"
  • *singing* "Hush, little Princess, don't you cry. I'm gonna buy you a pizza pie. And if that pizza pie gets ate, Luigi'll buy you a New York steak." - "Two Plumbers and a Baby"
  • "This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!" - "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
  • "I just love food that's spicy!" - "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"
  • "I always cry at wedding feasts!" - "Mario and Joliet"
  • "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" - "Too Hot to Handle"
  • "I hope the food's better than the furniture!" - "Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"
  • "As we say in Brooklyn; Banzai!" - "Mario Meets Koop-zilla"
  • "Save the spaghetti! Save the spaghetti!" - "Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"
  • "Koopone, you've Kooped your last Koop!" - "The Unzappables"
  • "It doesn't look good for the good guys, Luigi!" - "The Mark of Zero"
  • "I guess Mexican food doesn't agree with El Koopitan!" - "The Mark of Zero"
  • "When Luigi's unfrozen, he's goin' on a diet!" - "The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!"
  • "It's ugly, but it floats!" - "The Trojan Koopa"
  • "What? Only one pizza?" - "Quest for Pizza"
  • "The Mushroom People get the mine, and Koopa gets the shaft!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
  • "When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!" - "Plummers Academy"
  • "I can't quit now, Luigi! I was born with a plunger in my hand!" - "Plummers Academy"
  • "Me Marzan! King of the jungle!" - "Mario of the Apes"
  • "Can't we discuss this man to Mouser?" - "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"
  • "First, we'd better get inside by a fire, before we turn into pasta-sicles!" - "Little Red Riding Princess"
  • "The Provolone Ranger is ready to ride. High ho, Ostro, away!" - "The Provolone Ranger"
  • "Help, help! There's a big, ugly spider in here! Help! My yelling's gonna keep you up all night, unless you get this spider outta here!" - "Escape from Koopatraz"
  • "Luigi, are you a man or a Mouser?" - "Mario of the Deep"
  • "I guess somedays, even Super Mario can't think of everything!" - "Flatbush Koopa"
  • "Don't count your reptiles before they're hatched, lizard lips!" - "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"
  • "I was hoping we'd have lunch, not be lunch!" - "Crocodile Mario"
  • "I just love playin' Koopa in the middle!" - "Crocodile Mario"
  • "I just had the strangest dream. I was a TV dinner!" - "Star Koopa"
  • "He's showing a plumber how a garbage disposal works?" - "Star Koopa"
  • "Watch it, gang! His toes are loaded!" - "Robo Koopa"

Luigi[edit]

King Koopa[edit]

Toad[edit]

  • "Hey! Let me go!" -'"The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "I'm warning you, I get airsick. Heeeelp!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "What're ya trying' to do, ya wacko bird, drown me?" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "Mommy? You're not my mommy!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "I can't be your little Cheepy, lady! I don't have wings! Look! No wings, no feathers. I'm just a mushroom that can't stand heights!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "Flyin' lessons!? Are you outta your mind!?" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "The least that featherbrain could've done was lend me a parachute. Hey! That's it! A parachute!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "Hey! It's me! I mean, him! It's little Cheepy! The Birdo's real lost baby!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "Oh no! I'm not going back up there! Never!" -"The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "When I get my hands on that King Koopa, I'll fix his wagon!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
  • "I'm no frog. I can't even swim." - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
  • "Bombs awaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!" - "Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"
  • "What did you tell him?" - "Mario's Magic Carpet"
  • "Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?" - "Rolling Down the River"
  • "Looks like you guys saved the day again! Almost." - "Rolling Down the River"
  • "By the power of the shining star, I am the...Toad Warrior!"-Toad Warriors
  • "Hey, man, I’m the Fantastic Fungus! The supercharged Mushroom of Might! I’m the Toad Warrior!" - "Toad Warriors"
  • "Give me five. NO! Give me five bomb plants!" - "Toad Warriors"
  • "Whoever slows down first, loses!" - "Toad Warriors"
  • "Whoa! No more Toad Warrior!" (After turning back to normal) - "Toad Warriors"
  • "Y'all made it!" - "Toad Warriors"
  • "You blew that one, Koopa Stoopa!" - "Pirates of Koopa"
  • "Some Mushroom Retainer I turned out to be... I was so close! I couldn't save her..." - "The Trojan Koopa"
  • "Naughty turtle, you've been hittin' the sauce again, well, have some more!" - "Count Koopula"
  • "Let's make like eggs and SCRAMBLE!!!" - "Mario of the Deep"
  • "So much for hope." - "Stars in Their Eyes"
  • "Don't do it, Princess! Don't marry Koopa! I'd rather be a rock!" - "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
  • "Koopa you stoopa! Watch it with the Bob-Ombs!" - "The Great Gold Coin Rush"
  • "By order of his most royal repulsiveness, the reptile Sheriff of Koopingham! The castle road shall require a toll! In the amount of: One wagon full of gold coins!" - "Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"

Princess Toadstool[edit]

  • "Oh no! Poor Toad! Bring him back you dimwitted Birdo!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "Look! The Birdo took Toad to the highest peak! Please, Mario! Toad saved my life a hundred times! We've got to save his!" - "The Bird! The Bird!"
  • "(*Teary eyed*) Goodbye Mario, goodbye Luigi." (About to watch Mario and Luigi leave) - "Brooklyn Bound"
  • "Mario! {Kisses him} Luigi! {Kisses him} You came back!" (After being rescued from Koopa and realizing that the brothers went back for her and Toad) - "Brooklyn Bound"
  • "(*sobs*) I always cry at weddings!" - "Mario and Joliet"
  • "What was that about pancakes and maple syrup?" - "Quest for Pizza"