List of Morton Koopa Jr. quotes

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This is a list of quotes by Morton Koopa Jr..

Games[edit]

Mario is Missing! (unused)[edit]

  • "Go away, plumber's helper! The only place you'll see your brother's face is on a milk carton!"
  • "Want an onion bagel with that lock? It's the only lock you'll ever see!"
  • "Nanny, nanny, nanny! Luigi fell on his fanny! Try again some other time, pipe cleaner!"
  • "Still burning to find silly ol' Mario? Huh? Oh no! It's a fire flower! Yikes!"
  • "The gold truth of the matter is, this turtle is only afraid of one thing, and it's one thing you haven't got, buddy! Fire flowers!"

New Super Mario Bros. Wii[edit]

  • "Dahhhhhhhhhh!" (when defeated)

Mario Kart 8[edit]

  • "Whoa-ho-ho-ho!"
  • "Morton!" (when unlocked)
  • "Heh huh huh!" (when performing a trick)
  • "Uwhooa!" (when performing a stunt)
  • "Whoa-ho!" (when airborne)
  • "Wah-hoo! Yeah!" (winning 1st place)
  • "Hey! All right!" (getting 2nd - 6th place)
  • "Augh!" (getting 7th - 12th place)
  • "Oh ho ho ho..." (getting 7th - 12th place)

Paper Mario: Color Splash[edit]

  • "MORTON! WHY MORTON HERE?"
  • "OH YEAH! DA BIGGUN! BIG OL' PAIN STAR! NEED FIND BIG PAIN STAR!"
  • "FIND RIGHT NOW, AND FASTLY!"
  • "HELLO!"
  • "BIG LARGE PAIN STAR!"
  • "ME MORTON!"
  • "NO PAIN STAR FOR DA MARIO!"
  • "MORTON FIND PAIN STAR!"
  • "BAD MARIO FIND PAIN STAR! BUT MORTON FIND IT MORE! MORE MORTON'S! MORE TONS! MORTON CRUSH MARIO!"
  • "MARIO COME BACK! BACK FOR MORE TONS!"
  • "MORTON STRONG! MORTON MORE TONS!"
  • "BRING ME PEDAL STOOL!"
  • "MORTON ON PEDAL STOOL! LOOK NOW! MORTON SAFE HERE!"
  • "HIGH PLACE BROKE... LOW PLACE SCARY."
  • "MORTON IS FIRED!"
  • "HOT MALLET!"
  • "REPLICA TOO PUNY!"
  • "FIRE... BROKEN? MALLET GONE... JUST STICK..."
  • "EAT STICK!!"
  • "MORTON... MORTON LOSE. BAD MARIO GET PAIN STAR... MASTER ORDER MORTON... SAY GO GET PAIN STAR... MORTON? MORE LIKE... LESTON."

Mario & Luigi series[edit]

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam[edit]

  • "Bwahahaha! I’m gonna stomp ‘em silly."
  • "That’s it! The fun and games are over!"
  • "Peach’s Castle is the worst! Peach’s Castle smashed to dust! That don’t rhyme and I don’t care! Master Bowser’s harsh but fair!"
  • "You couldn't possibly counter this! Not even the three of you together!"
  • "Guhuhuh... I can't wait to watch this thing destroy Peach's Castle..."
  • "How ya like that? I messed up your battle cards! Go ahead and cry about it. I'll wait!"
  • "Gah! I thought for sure that'd make you cry!"
  • "Lemmy! What are you doing? This is just getting started!"
  • "Guhuhuh... I knew I could beat ya!"
  • "Forgive us…Bowser. I mean…Master Bowser…"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions[edit]

  • "COME HERE NOW."
  • "STOP HIM."
  • "GRAB TOAD."
  • "I’M GRABBING TOAD. YOU GUYS SMASH THOSE OTHER GUYS."
  • "MINIONS AND TOADS DO WHAT MORTON TELLS THEM. BAHAHAHAHA. THIS IS MORTON’S TOWN NOW. LORD FAWFUL’S TOWN TOO."
  • "SMART MINIONS JOIN ME. DUMMIES GET BEAT UP."
  • "MORTON HITS BLOCK NOW!"
  • "BWAHA! COME HERE!"
  • "MORTON…ME…I…"
  • "WHAT HAPPEN TO BOWSER?!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey[edit]

  • "MORTON GUARD LORD JUNIOR."
  • "GET DA CURE. CURE DA BLORBS!"
  • "JUNIOR. MORTON HERE!"
  • "MORTON GIVE FOOD. EAT! EAT NOW!"
  • "…MORTON COOK WITH FIRE. MORTON STRONG! BUT FIRE MORE STRONG."
  • "THOSE MINION CAPTAINS! ORIGINAL CAPTAINS."
  • "SMALL MINIONS, BIG HEARTS! CAPTAIN MINIONS EVEN SAVE LARGE BOWSER ONE TIME!"
  • "NO WORRY, SMALL BOWSER! MORTON BELIEVE IN YOU!"
  • "MORTON STRONG LIKE WALL! …BUT EVEN WALL FALL DOWN SOMETIME."
  • "…OH. MORTON SORRY."
  • "LORD JUNIOR. MORTON FORGOT. BROUGHT THIS FOR YOU."
  • "SORRY AGAIN."
  • "MORTON…STAY WITH LORD JUNIOR."
  • "MORTON NOT KNOW…"
  • "BULB IS…ROUND."
  • "IGGY SAFE. IGGY NOT HURT."
  • "IGGY NOT HURT. IGGY COME HOME…"
  • "YOU! YOU ARE ONION?"
  • "GIVE MORTON ONION. NOW!"
  • "MORTON NEED ONION."
  • "GIVE TO MORTON!"
  • "SMALL BOWSER BATTLE HIM. SMALL BOWSER NOT LOSE. SMALL BOWSER GET ONION."
  • "ONION! YOU GIVE! PROMISE IS PROMISE."
  • "WHERE OTHER KOOPALINGS? MORTON WORRY."
  • "MMM. SWEET…"
  • "YUMMY…IN MORTON TUMMY…"
  • "LORD JUNIOR. RUN…NOW…"
  • "…MORTON SLEEP?"
  • "MASTER…EYES LEAK? STOP LEAK, MASTER!"
  • "MORTON NOT CRY."
  • "MORTON FEEL FEELINGS TOO."
  • "BUT…JUNIOR WISE? MORTON NOT KNOW."

Television shows[edit]

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3[edit]

  • "That's Prince Hugo the Huge! The new ruler of Giant Land! They say he's the biggest, toughest, bravest prince ever! Even for a giant, he's a giant." - Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas
  • "Yeah, and they're gonna pick you to be their leader! Isn't that always the way? Treat people lousy, dump garbage on their heads and they'll follow you anywhere!" - Recycled Koopa
  • "Let's do an ambush..." - Do the Koopa
  • "You're a royal pain! And we need your cage for our prisoners!" - Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas
  • "So you won't be lonely, here's a little something to keep you company!" - Crimes R Us
  • "Stick em up! I am a BAD robber Koopa! I am also a BAD dancer!" - Crimes R Us

Super Mario World[edit]

  • "Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara! So long! Ciao! See you later, alligator! Ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!" - Send in the Clown

Miscellaneous[edit]

  • 「フムフム。結構やってくれるじゃんか。マリオに変身されると、どーも手強くなりそうだ。よし、オヤジに報告だ。」 ("Hmmm. You're pretty tricky. If Mario transforms himself, he'll be difficult to beat. Well, I'll report this to our dad.") - Super Mario Bros. 3 Japanese instruction booklet, page 8.
  • "Grrrr. You're pretty tricky. With all of these new moves, Mario will be difficult to beat. I'd better report this to our Dad!" - Super Mario Bros. 3 English instruction booklet, page 9.
  • "Grrr... Mario, I ain't feelin' too good today. My hair looks terrible and I can't be bothered wit' you. So come over here where I can blast you wit' dis here wand. (We'll just see if you can stomp me on the head three times. I may be slower than little Larry, but I'm faster on the draw.)" - The Super Mario Bros. 3 Nintendo Power Strategy Guide