List of Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope. The quotes are listed by character.

Allegra

Story-related

• "I am Allegra - warden of the Melodic Gardens. Surely you can forgive my caution... ...after all, you do not appear to be "typical" heroes now, do you?"
• "We have had our share of visitors recently. One - a sour note seen in shadow only - orchestrates chaos here."
• "It hunts the Fallen Stars, to whom we gave sanctuary, and throws our gardens' melody into chaos."
• "I cannot say, only that they put my dear musicians in danger and terrorize the Fallen Stars... ...and have driven my dearest friend into hiding - without whom, we cannot perform our biophonies... ...and without our biophonies, the Melodic Gardens will fade to nothingness - a silent coda to the galaxy."
• "Beyond this gate is a little-used passage that I hope shall see me find my friend. You may follow, if you wish."
• "WHOEVER you are, you will release my friend at ONCE, leave the "Sparks" here alone, and begone!"
• "I- I am sorry. I truly am, but I MUST go!"
• "On behalf of the Melodic Gardens, I offer my heartfelt gratitude for saving my friend and ridding us of our "dark shadow"."
• "I overheard your "disagreement" earlier. In truth, the purest harmony is derived from a balance of form AND feeling."
• "Similar, perhaps, to how the Heroes are led by the two of you."
• "Then let our acoustic landscape be your battle hymn in the fight versus Cursa. May it lift your spirits the rest of the way."

Field

• "Hurry, if you would join me!"
• You don't understand, the Melodic Gardens is music."
• "Make yourself safe, my friend. I am coming."
• "The Melodic Gardens will never be yours."
• "There will be no harmony in the Melodic Gardens, until its song is unbound."
• "Without music, our world will fall! Help us!"
• "Hold fast, dear friend. Help is coming."
• "Release her, at once!"
• "Music is the voice of creation! No one has the right to muzzle it!"
• "The Biophony must be heard. Time is short."
• "Where are those heroes?"
• "Help me with the"
• "The voices of the natural world will not be silenced."
• "Quiet. So quiet. It's not natural."
• "I'm coming... friend."
• "We will be heard. We will play again."
• "It's of no use. She feels nothing."

Spoken Dialogue

• "I am Allegra."
• "No offense."
• "A dark shadow."
• "Harmony destroyed"
• "Even so..."
• "Monster."
• "Silence looms."
• "Farewell."
• "Release my friend."
• "Forgive me."
• "Heroes indeed."
• "(chuckles) Balance."
• "Positions everyone."

Aquanox

• "SO glad you're here! If you win this battle, I get to join you Heroes and leave here forever."
• "Watch the Flamin' Stooges! Their Burn effect can light multiple Heroes on fire if they're too close together, forcing you to scatter!"
• "If you come into contact with someone else while on fire. THEY'LL catch on fire too! Tough luck, but that's fire for you."

Aquaquake

• "You're gonna have your hands full with Oozers, alright. Their magical powers can block techniques, Spark powers, even attacks!"
• "They even have this Ooze effect that'll poison you - you'll take damage at the start of each turn!"
• "But I'm with you! At least, AFTER the battle I am. IF you win, otherwise, not so much."

Augie

• "Out! Out! Out! If you're here to cause trouble we're at our limit already!"
• "Heroes? You mean like, the "put yourselves in serious danger to help total strangers" kind of Heroes?"
• "Binga, banga, bonga, baby! Augie's gotta prayer! Ha ha!"
• "Er... what I mean is - I've got some minor problems I could use help with. See that THING on our lighthouse?"
• "The sun disappeared the SECOND it showed up and snuffed out our Lighthouse signal fire!"
• "Um... Can you stop by the village first? It's under siege by a HORRIBLE MENACE! Been meaning to get on it for a while."
• ""Spark?" THAT'S what you call those lil' star-shaped critters? Sigh... they coulda done both of us a favor and stayed home, too."
• "Binga, banga, bonga, baby! You got the Spark! Let's get it to the lighthouse and-"
• "GAAAGH! YOU AGAIN! THE SPARK HUNTER!"
• "I'm just stoked that the SUN IS OUT and BEACON BEACH IS BACK, BABY!"
• "Well, almost... When you popped that last Tentacle it left behind some nasty Darkmess Puddle."
• "Also... there's somethin' I shoulda told you. It's about Cursa's ringleaders - the Spark Hunters. They came to me before you got here."
• "They said if I didn't hand over all the Sparks here they'd "shred everyone into pizza topping" - my phrase, not theirs."
• "Be careful! There's at least 3 of them, and they're real dangerous. If they find out I told you-"
• "There's a word where I come from - "Kooloowka", it means "chosen family". You're my Kooloowka now!"

Bea

• "Ahhhhhh... The air is zzzweet and the Everbloom liveszzz up to its name once more."

Beep-0

Story-related

• "Consider it done, my beloved Princess! We are happy to serve!"
• "With our latest adventure complete, we can now kickback and relax - safe in the knowledge that EVERYTHING is under control."
• "DON'T panic, Rabbid Peach! We'll just stroll casually along the back of this flying creature and reach your location in no time!"
• "Uh-oh! Strike the words "casual", "stroll", and "don't panic", we've got hostiles incoming!"
• "Mario, take cover - and don't get caught out in the open! Move from cover to cover - and remember to attack!"
• "Rabbid Peach is within reach! Focus on getting to her now by moving to the tip of the Manta's tail."
• "Rabbid Peach! You're safe! - despite the mysterious, malevolent energy sabotaging our weapons!"
• "Neutralizing our weapons? Ha! We'll simply rely on our powerful Dash move that has saved the day for us during many a battle!"
• "Using Dash, we can jar those egg-like things loose. Once they're in your possession..."
• "...you can throw them at the creature's orb-shaped eyeball protuberances - its weak spots!"
• "Our weapons have been reactivated! Time to take cover, take aim and fire at those baddies!"
• "GASP! This "Cursa" is well out of range, yet the energy readings I'm picking up from it are beyond by ability to measure!"
• "We'll take all the help we can get! Mario, be sure to see what this new ability of yours can do. Speaking of abilities..."
• "Hey! Hello! Remember me? The entity who created you? I'm alive too!"
• "Hehe - forgive JEANIE here for her arrogance, everyone. As the ship's new Artificial Intelligence she just became self - aware yesterday..."
• "OBVIOUSLY, I have a lot more testing to do, but seeing as how we're in an emergency situation here, I-"
• "JUST what I was about to suggest to our friend here. Hmm, what do we call your kind? Aha! How about, "Rabbid Lumas"?"
• "Really? Because objectively speaking I think "Rabbid Lumas" is kind of perfect - no?"
• "Please, JEANIE, adventure may be new to you, but not to US. I expect the level of difficulty of THIS mission to be..."
• "Of course, I reserve the right to change my mind at any point during our mission."
• "Regardless, with the Rabbid Lumas behind us, the rocky road ahead will be just a little smoother."
• "WHATEVER. What matters is - we have their help. Listen, now that Cursa knows they're with us, I bet it will never bother us again!"
• "Put that way! We're Heroes, not unruly tourists!"
• "You know, we were following a different Spark earlier but...the more the merrier!"
• "Look! Those appear to be Darkmess portals. Destroy them, quickly! More enemies are bound to pop out soon."
• "Great! "Rabbid Edge", welcome to-"
• "Speaking of help, I believe it's time we start keeping THREE Heroes on our frontline. Who'll take the first shift?"
• "Poor Spark! We WILL win your freedom! Though it may take a few attempts. That's quite a battlefield."
• "A-ha. And since the Darkmess Dimension and our world are connected, the lighthouse on Beacon Beach will light up, too!"
• "That sounds nice, but Darkmess Puddles are AT LEAST as dangerous as swimming, right? And you should never swim alone, right?"
• "Princess - mind "tagging along"? Your skill at protecting teammates could be useful - not that you'll need it, Rabbid Mario!"
• "AMAZING!"
• "I MEANT THE SPARK!"
• "NO, NO! I MEANT THE-"
• "YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVERMIND - WE'RE JUST GONNA GO."
• "I GUESS WHEN YOU'RE ON A TIGHT BUDGET YOU HAVE TO SAVE WHERE YOU CAN." (When saying "No" to DJ Cheep Tuna)
• "The Beacon Beach/Pristine Peaks/Palette Prime/Terra Flora/Barrendale Mesa what now?" (When talking to Victor for the first time in each planet)

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• "If you had to laid eggs that size you'd be in a bad mood too."
• "Augie is convinced he can cross-pollinate a tree with a slice of double pepperoni to hybridize a "Pizza Palm"."
• "Heavy is the head that wears the crown, Unless it's Augie's, who got this cardboard one on his birthday at Pizza Prince."
• "Augie's "Fuzzle Wuzzle Was-A-Bear" -his imaginary friend-slash-pet. They had an "argument" and now they're not speaking."
• "TWO days for the dough to rise, EIGHT hours to knead, and after licking the cinnamon glaze of Augie tosses it aside."
• "I can't imagine what would cause Augie of all people to abandon a delicious cheesecake. We'd best keep on our toes."
• "Augie really needs to invest in some food storage containers or a cleaning person or SOMETHING."
• "Once, this trophy smelled of copper-nickel alloy and victory. Now it smells like "Flamin' Hot Bacon n' Jalapeño Pork Crisps"."
• "It's Augie's sun lounger. It smells like barbecue sauce, watermelon juice, and mediocrity."
• "I hope against hope that's a Groovy Garden HarvestLife Veggie Dog. The cholesterol level of seagulls here is sky high."
• "Augie wandered far and wide until landing in hot water for selling fake treasure maps to so called hidden treasure."
• "A monument to Irinka Rabbidchenko, who overcome great personal challenges to win the Pristine Peaks Figure Skating Championships - namely that she was SUPER clumsy."
• "This poor Dragoneel is yet another victim of Woodrow's cursed - and in my honest opinion - vastly overrated poetry."
• "It's the Phantom's Gold Gramophone Award for Best Opera Album - A Thousand Hours of Mario Falling into Lava."
• "Sure, solar cars are great, but what if you're in an impromptu drag race and there's an eclipse? No, thank you."

Murals

Sunrise Temple

Mural 1

• "Apparently, Augie believes he is from a family of proud demi-gods. For such divine creatures murals must be like family photos."
• "Unfortunately, this "regal" depiction of the birth of Augie and his twin, Perfectus, is marred by Augie's chronic dyspepsia."

Mural 2

• "By age ten, Augie's brother was the patron deity of effortless victories, epic love poems, and glistening, six-pack abs."

Mural 3

• "The only trophy Augie won as a child was for second place in a bratwurst eating contest."

Mural 4

• "The ocean is said to have been formed by the tears of Perfectus' hairdressers, who wept with joy while brushing his golden mane."

Mural 5

• "In wartime Augie was left behind to watch the livestock. It's how a flock of chickens came to briefly rule his city."

Mural 6

• "Augie's first job was to help sailors in distress. This mural is called "Sentinel Of The Seas". Oh, boy."

Mural 7

• "His whole life Augie was eclipsed by his older brother."
• "Which, if we're honest, couldn't have been all that difficult."

Mural 8

• "The last straw for Augie's parents was when Augie drove the family sun chariot into the neighbor's swimming pool during Perfectus' wedding feast."

Mural 9

• "The villagers here on Beacon Beach REALLY need to do a few background checks before hiring wardens."
• "Wait... Doesn't that trophy look familiar?"

Winter Palace

Mural 1

• "Orion made a daring escape from Cursa, yet even at the risk of capture he made sure to pay his harbor fees beforehand."

Mural 2

• "Here's the master navigator, err... holding his map upside down while trying to find a rest stop with a bathroom."

Mural 3

• "Orion faced a Comet-Eater and lived, but ask to hear the story and all you get is grumbling about fuel costs and wholesale prices of celestial fish."

Mural 4

• "Orion ran out of fuel and called his insurance company for "deep space gondola assistance". That stuff pays for itself!"

Mural 5

• "Orion paid for fuel and a variety of extremely unhealthy snacks with loose change. The cashier ignored him."

Mural 6

• "Orion was so destitute at one point that he used an old boot as bait in hopes a neutrino slime would fancy using it as a nest. GROSS!"

Mural 7

• "Looks like a cross between an angry nebula shark and an extremely irritated blob lobster. I'll admit, I'm stumped."

Mural 8

• "Orion obeys the celestial angler's code- give aid whenever needed. Though it looks like his first aid certification is a little rusty."

Mural 9

• "Captain Orion struggles at map reading, having always considered them an "extravagant luxury" meant for the idle rich."

Mural 10

• "Orion and his mystery co-pilot ran out of fuel AGAIN and were forced to crash-land here."
• "That's what happens when you put only two coins worth of fuel into your ship at a time."

Paletteville

Mural 1

• "The young Woodrow is reciting his first poem just before The Great Tree Blight of Palette Prime strikes."
• "It took 500 leaf blowers to tidy up afterwards. Residents were fined a million coins due to the noise violations!"

Mural 2

• "Woodrow's poem - The Strange and Conflicting Feelings Of The Crofter's Cheesemonger preceded an alien invasion!"
• "The entire planet was forced to harvest thousands of pounds of pumpkin spice in exchange for their freedom. Horrible."

Mural 3

• "After Woodrow read his next poem, a luxury space cruiser crashed into a satellite! Debris fell from the sky for quite a while."
• "Rabbids would be having some picnic and then BAM! Down would come a crystal hot tub or gold badminton cabinet."

Mural 4

• "Two tragedies occurred after Woodrow read aloud his Declaration Of Love Written Beneath Yonder Yew-Tree."
• "ONE - the planet's moon fell to the surface of the planet. And TWO - his girlfriend confessed to kissing the captain of the soccer team."

Mural 5

• "Each time Woodrow read a poem, tragedy would strike. Residents of Palette Prime naturally blamed him."
• "They would forbid him to write poetry again, citing billions in property damage and "his use of clichéd metaphors.""

Mural 6

• "Residents held a poetry slam contest to find a new poet laurate, as Woodrow's poems were always followed by tragedy."
• "Woodrow entered the contest wearing a disguise to prove it wasn't his poetry that courted disaster, but bad luck... 1,142 cases of bad luck."

Mural 7

• "Woodrow gave it his all with his poem I Am No Herald Of Ill. For once, nothing seemed to go wrong afterwards..."
• "...until a^[sic] "Intradimensional Doomstorm" measuring 9.5 on the "terror scale" arrived! I thought those were a myth!"

Mural 8

• "Something large set loose from a storm above the planet. Woodrow couldn't get out of the way because he was wearing stilts!"
• "By the way, I knew he wasn't naturally that tall. I thought he had lifts in his shoes."

Mural 9

• "A steamship landed on Woodrow, squashing him flat as a pancake!"
• "It happened after dinner - most passengers didn't even get a turn at the cheese trolley beforehand!"

Mural 10

• "Woodrow was crushed by a falling cruise ship, then struck by lightning."
• "After THAT a rain cloud became his permanent halo, forever influencing his outlook and ensuring he'd be a bummer at parties."

Everbloom Tree

Mural 1

• "The warden here is BEA? It turns out she's THE Bea! The beloved singer who left it all behind to be an organic farmer!"
• "She got her start playing "Roxxie" on "The Gashapon Gang", a show about a teen rock band who turned into giant gashapons to fight crime."

Mural 2

• "Bea's first solo album was corporate-produced teen pop drivel. I mean, really, who listens to that rubbish?"

Mural 3

• "Bea fired her manager and made an experimental album, done entirely underwater!"
• "Critics dared to call it an "artistic temper tantrum appealing only to pseudo-intellectual snobs". Honestly - I love it!"

Mural 4

• "Bea is a survivor! With her singing career over, she retired to Terra Flora and began a new life as an organic farmer."
• "Thankfully, we have lots of great albums to remember Bea's beautiful voice... just not this one. Here she sounds like a rusty chainsaw."

Mural 5

• "A whole new generation of fans was exposed to Bea when she became a celebrity host for the annual Galactovision song contest."
• "Unfortunately, The Phantom was her co-host. The two constantly tried to outshine each other, eventually ruining their voices."

Mural 6

• "Bea sang the Beacon Beach Brawler's entrance music LIVE for his Galaxy Wrestling Title bout at Galact-o-Mania."
• "It was the first of many il-advised^[sic] comeback attempts, although she did develop one heck of a sunset piledriver!"

Mural 7

• "Bea made this album during her punk-pop phase after a whirlwind relationship with the Phantom. Silly celebrity nonsense, really."
• "I can't believe he dumped her at the Galaxy Music Awards! By text! DURING her acceptance speech! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HIM!"

Mural 8

• "A wiser, more mature Bea grew into her own with this album, which critics called "soulful" and "masterfully crafted"."
• "It sold only three hundred copies and effectively ended her career."

Barrendale Mesa

Mural 1

• "Fascinating - this is the first of several murals that tell the story of Momma, famed mechanic, and the warden here."
• "It all started when the wild and free Momma made a pit stop here for some beef jerky during a ten-planet, cross-galaxy road trip."

Mural 2

• "Momma wasn't looking for trouble, but when she saw Rabbids being threatened by a mechanical monster, she came to their rescue!"
• "The Rabbids here had actually invented the ruinous robot, along with other monstrosities that tore the planet apart!"

Mural 3

• "Momma felt a kinship with the Rabbids here who were living life "wild and free", like a solar-powered car without brakes."
• "Yet this freedom was costly - their recklessness reduced the once-bountiful planet into desert. Could they have it both ways?"

Mural 4

• "Momma stuck around to show the Rabbids how to make their ingenuity work FOR them, versus against them."
• "They were fascinated - the thought of NOT fleeing in terror for their own creations had somehow never occurred to them."

Mural 5

• "Although born with "itchy feet for the open road", Momma fell in love with this place, and made to a decision."
• "She used her entire life savings to open a garage and jerky hut, with the help from her new "thrill-seeking sidekicks"."

Mural 6

• "It wasn't easy, but Momma taught the Rabbids here how to be responsible in mechanical engineering, robotics, and jerky-making."
• "The Rabbids began to model themselves after her. It was then that they gave her the nickname "Momma". Sniff!"

Mural 7

• "Momma began a new life here, but there was a problem - without a way to fuel her new power grid, they couldn't rebuild."
• "There was only ONE alternative - the battery that was fueling the wild and wicked mechanical marauder, who was tearing up the planet just for kicks!"

Mural 8

• "Momma had "civilized" the once savage Rabbids here, but now she needed them to go back to living like there was no tomorrow!"
• "They pooled everything they owned, used every ounce of ill-advised ingenuity to build... MECHA MOMMA!"

Mural 9

• "Momma and the Rabbids busted up the mechanical mischief-maker and used its power source to fuel their new power grid."
• "Momma and the Rabbids then hit full throttle to transform Barrendale Mesa into a freedom-loving galaxy rider's paradise."

Mural 10

• "The efforts to rebuild here were cut short by the arrival of the nastiest ne're-do-wells in the known galaxy - Cursa's army!"
• "Knowing the other, more populated planets were likely also in danger, Momma knew they had to act! But how?"

Mural 11

• "With Cursa's army tearing the Galaxy apart, it was the Rabbids who surprised Momma with a "far out" plan of their own."
• "Having returned to their roots, but having learned something vaguely resembling responsibility, they hit the open Galaxy to help others!"

Mural 12

• "Having so many Rabbids leave Barrendale Mesa to help fight against Cursa's minions meant rebuilding slowed to a trickle."
• "But if Cursa thought it could stop the rebuild entirely, then it wasn't counting on Momma and her Rabbids!"

Flooded Ruins

Mural 1

• "Hmm... this looks to be the first of several artwork depicting some of the Melodic Gardens."
• "Ahem "Some dawn songs ago, when the moon shone bright, a silver star fell upon the Melodic Gardens. We wondered if it had come to lead us to the Lost Melody."?"

Mural 2

• "She is here to disrupt the melody of our gardens!' we said. 'Watch! She will uproot the Drum Pods and Shake Plants and steal them away to her planet!"
• "And so we watched. We watched, and also we listened."

Mural 3

• "Show this stranger nothing of the secrets,' we said. 'She will destroy our wildsongs, and the Lost Melody will stay hidden forever!"

Mural 4

• "We watch with wonder as the stranger did not pry Lyre Trees and Clap Mouths from the soil, but coaxed strange and new songs from them."
• "'This music is stiff, as if made from instruments of deadwood,' we said, but soon the stranger made our garden sing and thrum and beat as one."

Mural 5

• "The stranger, Allegra, had became one with the Melodic Gardens, and the biophony was reborn! 'Perhaps she will lead us to the Lost Melody after all,' we said."

Mural 6

• ""Allegra came to the pond to conduct her biophony, and so we joined her. The music was loud and traveled far, and the pond trembled as a Wondrous Beast rose from water!"??"

Mural 7

• ""Hearing Allegra's biophony, the beast awoke from its slumber. With great joy it breathed water on the Melodic Gardens, and the Lost Melody was heard once more!"?"

Mural 8

• ""'Allegra's set herself free using the melody of our gardens, and in doing so, set us free. She is the MELODIST, and she will guide her biophonies with the Wonderous Beast at her side.'"?"

Mural 9

• "Some dawn songs ago, when the moon shone not as bright, a dark star fell upon our gardens and the Wonderous Beast disappeared."
• "Many wondered if our wildsongs would soon disappear with it - and if our Melodic Gardens would become silent forever."

The Tower of Doooom

• "Fear not, Spawny! We'll have you free from this accursed - not to mention VERY unsafe - tower of Bwahstella's in no time!"
• "Er... "NO time", is of course, a turn of phrase, NOT to be taken literally. Nonetheless! Hang on, Spawny - we're coming!"

The Last Spark Hunter

• "JEANIE, would you please find the open channel broadcast for the Melodic Gardens?"
• "Our flight path to Cursa's stronghold should take us close enough to hear the planet's biophonies - the "songs" of the natural world!"
• "They are the perfect balm for jangled nerves after our harrowing adventures on Barrendale Mesa!"
• "On a positive note however, Barrendale Mesa DID give us the opportunity to decisively defeat the last of the Spark Hunters!"
• "B-but that's impossible! The entire planet is a living symphony. Er… unless it's going through a minimalist phase."
• "JEANIE! Change course to the Melodic Gardens at once!"
• "We'll get there as soon as possible, Rabbid Rosalina, I promise!"

Bowser

• "WELL, wimps? A "thank you" would be nice! I did save your lives just now!"
• "Roarrr! Looking for Cursa, same as you! It corrupted my army of weak-minded imbeciles and I want them back!"
• "Bwahaha! That sounds about right! No wonder you're trying to trick me into leading your little wuss brigade!"
• "BWAHAHA! Don't worry. I promise not to pound you into bits until AFTER I pummel Cursa and rule the galaxy again."

Captain Orion

• "Great Horn Spoon! The girl! She's still inside the Winter Palace, the poor thing!"
• "Hang me for a cheese sniffer's son - I tried to haul her to safety, but I was pushed out, as if by an unseen hand!"
• "She's held prisoner by something that grows more dark and twisted by the second, like a Noodle Eel or Tasseled Wobbledegog!"
• "That's "CAPTAIN" ORION - acting warden of Pristine Peaks. My friends call me "Two Nets". You can call me "Captain Orion"."
• "The girl and I docked here when my boat ran out of fuel. I thought it safe as it was all but abandoned. If only..."
• "Lady Vanesia - the former regent of Pristine Peaks."
• "Legend says that after trying her first pumpkin spice latte at Palette Prime, she vowed to remain there in exile, forever."
• "That's Lord Magnesio, previous tenant of this here palace."
• "He jumped ship for Beacon Beach when he discovered they had SIX popsicle flavors instead of only three, as they do here."
• "Great Horn Spoon! I'll be barrel-boiled in jellied goatfish! It's the Ghost of Winter Palace!"
• "You triggered the door! It's open! Great Horn Spoon - we can reach the top floor at last!"
• "Great Horn Spoon! It's the girl's knitwork! She's never without it!"
• "Double time - up the stairs!"
• "Poisonous snake! She's vanished inside that Barrel-Eyed Snaffle Kraken!"
• "I'm coming, girl!"
• "A-hem. I'm still "Captain" Orion last time I checked, thank you."
• "Though it seems I needn't have worried. No sad excuse for a Siren can torpedo my Rabbid Rosalina!"
• "Still, with my duties here keeping me occupied, perhaps you could look after our new friends along their journey."
• "You already have, child... You just take good care, now. THAT'S an order."

Cursa

• "I NEED the energy of those creatures! Bring them to ME!"

Cryobolide

• "Please, win this battle? You Heroes are my only way out of here."
• "Deep Freezes will freeze you in your tracks with their Blizzard Burst Technique. When defeated. They'll set off a frozen explosion!"
• "It's sort of a no-win situation. Anyhow, just get to the end of the battlefield, quickly!"

Cryogeddon

• "Hey! Ready to go when you are!" (Exploration)
• "You found me! I've been trying to get out of here for ages."

Da Da

• "I. Don't. Ask. That. Art. Always. Be. Elegant. But. It. Should. Not. Champion. Ugliness." (Field, before clearing It's an Ill Wind that Blows Quest)

Daphne

Story-related

• "Now, now, Edge. Best to keep a clear head - you need to play the LONG GAME here."
• "Are you going to run away again in order to save your own skin - let me use "Momma" for target practice?"
• "Or will you try to rescue her? You'll fail, of course, and your quest to stop Cursa will be over. The whole galaxy suffers, then."
• "Though, you'd never stop Cursa, anyhow. I - at least - can promise to be much more merciful in victory."
• "So... What will you choose?"

Battles

• "Take this!" (When attacking)
• "Go down, will ya?!" (After attacking)
• "Tougher than I thought. (After attacking)
• "Still here, lucky you." (After attacking)
• "Go on. Do it!" (When attacked)
• "I'd think twice." (When attacked)
• "Don't miss." (When attacked)
• "Those will be mine soon!" (When attacked)
• "How dare you!" (When hit by a hero's attack)
• "Consider them lucky." (When defeating a hero)

Decibel

• "HURRAH! THANK GOODNESS YOU FOUND ME! MY NAME'S DECIBEL!"
• "HA, SORRY! IS IT OKAY IF I COME WITH YOU? I'M NOT MUCH GOOD IN A FIGHT BUT I CAN DO OTHER STUFF!"
• "I HAVE SONIC POWERS STRONG ENOUGH TO MOVE HEAVY OBJECTS - EVEN DESTROY THINGS SOMETIMES!"

DJ Cheep Tuna

• "No "Cheep beats" for now. My concert's postponed!" (Exploration, before clearing Come Rain or Shine)
• "Bleep sheep, MIBI hippies, demo scene shapers, and chiptune makers!"
• "I got bad news. BOTH albums with my polychronic pocket sonnet on 'em are MISSING."
• "If you want to get tripped, you gotta find em' for me. May your waves always be triangle!"
• "Loop snoops, oscillator gators, microsound hounds, and 8-bit clowns - Cheep Tuna has the VIBEZ to take y'all into OVERDRIVE!"
• "THANKS! I CALL THIS ONE "FISH N' CHIPS"! LOTS OF WET PULSE MELO-"
• "YEAH, A SPARK OF NOSTAGIA IS NORMAL!"
• "Hey, you're back! Needed a chip break, huh?"
• "CHIPTUNE'S ALL ABOUT GETTING THE MOST OUTTA THE LEAST." (When saying "No" to him)

Drizzle

• "Yes, Bea! Er... I mean, "Yes, my Queen!""

Edge

Story-related

• "NOT a Spark Hunter. Name's Edge."
• "JUST Edge."
• "You gotta spaceship, huh? Guess you can ride sidecar with me - for a time. It's not like you can't use the help."
• "Beep-0, friend... The real storm's just begun."
• "Not a ghost. That's one a' Cursa's Spark Hunters."
• "Let the girl go, Midnite. Ride with us. It's the smart play and you know it."
• "Enough talk."
• "That round fella a friend a' yours?"
• "Spark Hunter. Name's Bedrock, and she's no friend of mine."
• "How do you figure?"
• "Even if there was - it'd be MY business. And trust ME - you all don't want MY business to be YOUR business - understand?"
• "We don't need some swindler to tell us how to handle a Darkmess Puddle. I'll take point on this one."
• "If that's right, the downright sneakiest, dirtiest, most devious of the Spark Hunters will be waiting for us down there."
• "Whoever this Momma is, she better hope we find her first."
• "I can't do that, Beep-0. Mario and I got it covered."
• "Hmmm..."
• "DAPHNE! You little-"
• "Daphne's a crack shot from a distance. We bum-rush her and we're fish in a barrel."
• "Cursa's got NO idea what I'm made of..."
• "...but I'm gonna show it."
• "It's true that Cursa brought me into this world."
• "Not just a Spark Hunter... I was their LEADER."
• "Cursa gave me an EDGE, with just enough free will to lead - to think."
• "That edge let me see Cursa for what it is - a black hole of greed leading to a bottomless pit of misery."
• "Bedrock, Midnite, Daphne - I tried to turn them to the light, instead they turned on me."
• "So I hit the road - tried to save what Sparks I could 'fore they got their hands on 'em. That's the truth of it."
• "I didn't say anything 'cause I figured you didn't have a reason to believe me."
• "Thank you for that. All of you..."
• "Now let's get to Cursa."
• "I figure with Cursa gone, my "ol' pals" will find themselves a new profession."
• "Guess I'll stick with these tenderfoots for now - see if I can't keep air in their lungs."

Exploration

• "That'll work." (When receiving a reward)
• "Okay then." (When receiving a reward)
• "Hmph... Yeah." (When receiving a reward)
• "Fire at will." (When entering a cannon)
• "Yeah!" (when Boosting)
• "Heh, heh!"

Battles

• "On me." (When starting a battle)
• "Show time!" (When starting a battle)
• "Let's finish this!" (When starting a battle)
• "Bwah~" (When having a full team of Rabbids, with one male Rabbid)
• "That'll do." (When having a team of female characters)
• "Let's see here..." (When using an item)
• "Keep 'em coming." (When using an item or Mushroom)
• "Hits the spot." (When using a Mushroom)
• "Yeah..." (When targeting an enemy)
• "Up you go." (When helping another Hero perform a Team Jump)
• "Go!" (When performing a Team Jump with another Hero)
• "Come on!" (When performing a Team Jump with another Hero)
• "Move it!" (Dash)
• "Gotcha!" (Dash)
• "Go on!" (When attacked)
• "Bring it!" (When attacked)
• "All guard!" (When attacking an enemy)
• "Take that!" (When attacking an enemy)
• "Ha!" (When attacking an enemy)
• "Ha! ha!" (When attacking an enemy)
• "Ha! ha! ha! (When attacking an enemy)
• "Hello?" (When destroying a cover)
• "Ow." (When hit by an enemy's attack)
• "Is that it?" (When hit by an enemy's attack)
• "Pathetic." (When defeating an enemy)
• "One down." (When defeating an enemy)
• "Full of hot air." (When defeating an enemy)
• "Just dead weight." (When defeating an enemy)
• "Too easy." (When defeating an enemy)
• "Can't hide!" (When defeating multiple enemies at once or destroying a cover)
• "Anyone else?" (When defeating multiple enemies at once)
• "Want more?" (When defeating multiple enemies at once)
• "Bunch of scurvy skunks." (When defeating multiple enemies at once)
• "Off you go." (When throwing an enemy or object)
• "Come on." (When one of her attacks does no damage)
• "Mmph!" (When one of her attacks does no damage)
• "No good!" (When one of her attacks does no damage)
• "Not now!" (When defeated)
• "That... was a fight." (Upon winning a battle)
• "Queen of the mountain." (Upon winning a battle)
• "It's about time." (When leveling up)

Electroid

• "Er... No pressure, but if you win this battle I get to leave this horrible place with you. Otherwise, I'm stuck!"
• "Watch for gusts of wind from those stone masks! Time your movements so you don't get blown away."
• "Lucky for you, they CAN be destroyed! Now get out there - on three! Ready... BREAK!"

Electrodash

• "Puddles used to be fun to play in, you know?"
• "I'm Electrodash. Thanks for rescuing me!"
• "Let me get my second wind and we'll get going!"

Ethering

• "Boy, I'm glad to see you! If you win this battle I can leave with you!"
• "Oh, and try not to move in front of those Lone Wolves when they're using their Evil Sight power."
• "If you do and you're in range, they'll shoot you immediately."

Gargantu-fan

• "You ever fought Magikoopas before? Trust me, they're DANGEROUS. They can Empower any allies nearby with ease."
• "AND they have a Wand that can dish out damage to multiple Heroes within a certain range."
• "They'll keep appearing on the battlefield, but don't get discouraged - if you win, I get to join you!"

Gerspard

• "New phase with my latest work." (Field, before clearing It's an Ill Wind that Blows Quest)

Glitter

• "Look out for these Medicians - they can heal their allies AND put up Team Barriers to protect them."
• "They even have a Shock Super Effect that spreads from its original target to other Heroes nearby!"
• "What's your motivation you ask? ME! If you win, I get to ride your coattails out of here."

JEANIE

Main article: Memory

• "The Megabug - an abomination created partly from the mutated DNA of Rabbids. It was thought to have been defeated..."
• "...yet a fragment remained, floating aimlessly throughout the galaxy. Merged with, and powered by, stellar debris, it mutated once more."
• "Slowly, it gained SENTIENCE. Desiring to grow, it fed upon the life energies of the galaxy, eventually transforming into CURSA."
• "One fateful day, some Lumas were playing with some Rabbids who were passing by."
• "Intrigued by the powerful energies emitted by the Lumas' joy, Cursa was drawn to the Comet Observatory."
• "Cursa approached them while masking its presence. Even Rosalina could not sense its arrival until it was too late."
• "At the last possible moment, Rosalina put herself between the Lumas and Cursa in order to protect them."
• "The Rabbids and Lumas were saved, but something terrible happened. An enormous blast of energy. The Rabbids and Lumas were flung far away."
• "...where they were merged together, creating a new, powerful species now known as Sparks."
• "Rosalina had also merged... with Cursa! Cursa was in control, but felt Rosalina rebelling against the union."
• "To crush Rosalina's will once and for all, Cursa needs to gather Sparks and absorb their energy."
• "Then, it created an army made of corrupt Rabbids and mind-controlled minions of Bowser, along with the Spark Hunters to lead them."
• "Yet, Rosalina does not fear Cursa. From the very start, Rosalina knew she could count on her friends. She knew she could count on... US."
• "Cursa, having descended from the Megabug encountered in your previous adventure..."
• "...has inherited its memories, from which it reconstructed this likeness of Bowser."
• "Unknown. For Cursa to create a clone such as this it would need to inherit a DNA blueprint from the Megabug or..."
• "...have created one itself."
• "You were a Spark Hunter, weren't you?"
• "You're part of our family now, and that means you don't need to keep secrets - not from us."

The Last Spark Hunter

• "Beep-0, I have double and triple-checked the signal. Melodic Gardens have gone completely silent."
• "I believe I have found another explanation - a very recent outbreak of Darkmess activity on the planet!"

Kanya

Story-related

• "La-la-la-la-la-la!"
• "Ooh ooh oh oh… Right. On. Time."
• "I'M NO SPARK HUNTER!"
• "Oh, have I been looking forward to this - counting on it, actually."
• "I heard a LOT about the "Galaxy's toughest fighters" - Mario… Bowser… Edge…"
• "IT'S "KANYA"! DON'T FORGET IT - YOU'LL NEED IT WHEN YOU'RE BEGGING FOR MERCY!"
• "I'M NO PUPPET OF CURSA'S! I'VE GOT MY OWN PLANS FOR THOSE SPARKS, AND CURSA ISN'T A PART OF IT!"
• "You got it. Ooh! I almost forgot though - your pet? It's probably too late for it. Shoulda said something earlier…"
• "Now, where was I? Oh, yeah - the difference between me and Cursa? I've got a KING-SIZED vision for the future."
• "Whaddya think? Hope you like it. After all, you helped me build it."
• "All that "field testing" I had you do with my prototype earlier? Wait'll you see how it paid off."
• "How about a hundred? A THOUSAND? How about the ENTIRE MELODIC GARDENS turned into a single, GIANT Mecha King Bob-omb!"
• "BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH THIS PLANET, THE ONLY "SYMPHONY" YOU'LL HEAR WILL BE ONE OF CHAINSAWS AND FACTORY FORGES!"
• "After that, the Galaxy will be mine! No wardens, no Cursa - just ME. The last Spark Hunter to TRULY think for themselves."
• "Enough talk. We're in a garden - you oughta be able to taste the fruits of your labors…"

Battle

• "You can't stop me!"
• "Any last words?"
• "Now you're just making me mad!"
• "The Melodic Gardens are mine now!"
• "Wanna beg? I'll listen."
• "They'll call me Kanya the Hero Destroyer."
• "Give up now, and I'll make it quick."
• "There's no hope for you here."
• "I'm going to savor this."
• "Some heroes. (laughs)"
• "Should've left when you had the chance."
• "Playtime's over! Now you get yours!"
• "I might have shown a little mercy, no more."

Luigi

Field

• "Those aren't Rabbid Mario's for sure... but I smell something fishy."
• "Rabbid Luigi?! YOU stole Rabbid Mario's overalls? But why?!"

Battles

• "Oh yeah, can't stop Luigi!" (When starting a battle)
• "Wheee!"
• "Here we gooo!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Oh, yeah!"
• "Alright!"
• "Fly, Luigi!" (When performing a Team Jump)
• "Aw...!" (When one of his attacks does no damage)
• "Aw, no." (When one of his attacks does no damage)
• "Uh-oh...!" (When one of his attacks does no damage)
• "Aw, what happened?" (When losing a battle)

Madame Bwahstrella

General

• "Are you sure you want a combat expedition in Dimensional Drift? I'm not legally responsible for outcome."
• "You are DOOMED by your ineptitude then! Come back when you find some courage in your pockets!"
• "Do you dare attempt this combat expedition to the Dimensional Drift again?"
• "Well, come back whenever you want to be DOOMED again!"

Beacon Beach

• "You are doomed! DOOMED! DooooOOOOooomed!"
• "Doomed if you