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This is a list of quotes from the game Paper Mario: Sticker Star, listed by character, in alphabetical order.
"Ah, greetings, Master Mario... How very impressive that you were able to brave the cold all the way here. I am the steward of this estate."
"As I'm sure you must be exhausted by the long journey, nothing would please me more than to invite you in to enjoy the comforts of the mansion."
"Sadly, I must admit that such niceties are impossible at this time."
"Someone has committed a terrible act. A book was opened--a terrible book with terrifying things sealed within."
"Many terrifying things escaped."
"These things..."
"They are so terrifying that I can't even bear to speak their terrible names."
"Suffice to say, it was too terrifying to be in such close proximity to those terrors, so I fled the mansion and set up residence in my current spot of shame."
"If you doubt this terrifying tale, I ask that you look upon THIS!"
"Master Mario... What you now hold is the very Book of Sealing I speak of... The one that once was the prison of those terrifying things."
"It heartens me to see that book in the capable hands of a gallant figure such as yourself!"
"If you can once again seal all the terrifying things within that book and return it to the basement..."
"Then, and only then, I can resume my duties inside and pamper you with the royal treatment you deserve."
"Master Mario, please allow me to treat you to the finest hospitality known to Toadkind! Seal up all those terrors!"
"Ah, Master Mario. I suddenly feel chills up and down my spine. That can't be normal... What could be the cause?"
"Even when I warm myself up by the bonfire, the chills won't go away. I daresay I may be catching a cold."
"Ah, Master Mario, chills are positively racing up and down my back. How can you deny a Toad in my condition of a fire?!"
"Ah, Master Mario. Those chills that had set up residence along my spine have disappeared like they never existed."
"I daresay I'm over that cold."
"Master Mario! You did it, didn't you!"
"The inside of the mansion is no longer terrifying whatsoever!"
"That book is sealed up, and all is back to normal! Thank you ever so!"
"And now, as promised, allow me to show you the very finest in hospitality! Please, let's adjourn to the room to the left of the lobby."
"Ah, welcome."
"What do you think? A grand tune, no? Makes a fellow feel right at home."
"Ah, yes... That picture."
"That was painted by the mansion's previous proprietor... In other words, the steward who came before me."
"I inherited the charge of the mansion when he passed away."
"If it interests you, I am happy to make you a gift of that painting. After all, I am the steward now, and can dispense the estate as I see fit."
"Please, do not hesitate to take it. Such is our legendary hospitality!"
"Ah, to be quite honest, I feel much better without that painting."
"I'd like to put up a picture of something that makes it more MY mansion... Perhaps even a picture of me."
"Master Mario, please! No need to stand. Do have a seat in that chair over there."
"What do you think of our magnificent living room? Makes you feel rather instantly at home, does it not?"
"It pleases me to no end to be able to provide the hospitality that befits this glorious place."
"And finally, I look like a proper steward again. Perhaps it's time I advertised for a manservant of my own. Oh ho ho."
"Mm-yes, welcome."
"I'm also happy to make Master Mario feel at home."
"So VERY sorry to keep you waiting! We've got a great show for you folks. That's right! It's time to play..."
"SNIFIT OR..."
"WHIFFIT!"
"Yes, we're back this week with another exiting episode of Snifit or Whiffit! I'm your host, Snifit."
"For the next 30 minutes, our star guest will come face-to-face with three positively riveting challenges!"
"And today's guest is the best of the best, yes, the man we all detest... Mario!"
"That's right, and if our guest is Snifit enough to vanquish all three games, he'll receive this fabulous prize!"
"Uh...a piece of Wiggler?!"
"Well, without further ado... Challenge! Are you ready, both physically and mentally, to Snifit or Whiffit?"
"Now, once the games begin, we can't guarantee that you'll...um...survive. Are you suuuuuure you're up to the challenge?"
"Now, that's what I call a right answer! All righty, let's get things started... Here's the first game!"
"PICK-AND-CHOOSE PANIC!"
"Here comes the first question. Mario, I want you to answer by hitting either the ✔ or ✘ block."
"Of course, our hilarious poison gas will start filling the room, so answer fast! One whiff of that stuff and your HP will drop like nobody's business!"
"OK then! Let's Snifit!"
"Only a guy who's been tormenting Bowser over so many years could keep so cool in a room full of poison! Lesser men would've whiffed it!"
"Anyway, the first stage is CLEARED! Let's move on to the next!"
"That's right, ladies and goodbuddies, it's time for the second challenge!"
"BIG BONKING SNIFIT BASH!"
"OK, here's the deal! Our unpaid Snifit interns will poke their heads out of the holes in the ground, right?"
"Just bonk them with your hammer with before they scurry back underground to the underwhelming intern lounge! All you need to do is bonk 20 of 'em."
"It should go without saying that this challenge will ALSO be done in a room full of very whiffable poison gas. So let's Snifit!"
"Not bad at all. But would we expect anything less from the guardian of the Mushroom Kingdom, folks? No way! The guy is pretty slick with a hammer."
"Stage two is CLEAR! Congrats! Now let's head for the final staaaage!"
"And now, folks, we come to the final stage of Snifit or Whiffit!"
"And the challenge is..."
"UNRELENTINGLY EXITING SHUFFLE GAAAAAME!"
"OK then, inside one of these blocks is the correct answer."
"The rest are all WRONG."
"First, the blocks will be shuffled."
"Once they're shuffled, the excitement sets in as you choose a block."
"If you hit the correct three times, you're in the clear!"
"If you hit the wrong block, a very exiting Snifit battle awaits!"
"Got it? Great! We'll start when everyone says those magic words..."
"Go ahead! Hit the block of your choice!"
"That's the block you're choosing? OK...then let's open it!"
"But of course, sniffing out the right block at that speed was easy."
"Two more correct blocks and you're clear. Now on with the challenges!"
"SHUFFLE IT UP!"
"Well done, really, just fabulous. But your winning streak is about to end. Here's where you'll whiff it for sure."
"Because we're adding another block! Now, you know the deal... If you hit the correct block one more time, you're in the clear."
"You've cleared the whole game! Are you sure you aren't part Snifit?"
"Mario, as much as it pains me, I have to give you the proverbial Snifit high five. Congratulations!"
"As promised, your prize. It's allllll yours!"
"Sadly, folks, this week's episode of Snifit or Whiffit has come to an end."
"On behalf of me, your humble host Snifit, and our guest, Mario, we hope you've enjoyed our time together."
"I hope to see you all soon for another exciting episode of..."
"Listen, Mario, can we talk Snifit to Snifit for a second? I gotta tell you, you did a great job out there."
"I mean, it looked like those were barely even challenges for you, am I right?"
"That's because you're special. And we've prepped a special stage just for special guys like you."
"If you clear this special stage, you'll receive a special prize. And when I say "special prize," I mean "awesome thing.""
"Are you Snifit enough to face the challenge of the special stage?"
"Just like last time, our lawyers advise me that I technically can't guarantee you'll live. You OK with that?"
"That, good buddy, is the right answer. Let's get to the special staaaage!"
"Welcome to the special stage! I just KNEW good old Mario would be up to the challenge."
"Not to scare you, but this time around, the game is gonna destroy you..."
"And here's our game!"
"BIG-BONKING-PANIC-PICK-AND-CHOOSE SNIFIT BASH!"
"OK, I'm gonna get the quiz started, Mario, you know the deal. Answer by hitting the ✔ or ✘ block, but..."
"Here, as they say, is the TWIST! You can't hit the ✔ or ✘ block until you bonk five unpaid Snifit interns!"
"You'll have to be quick if you hope to hit enough Snifits AND answer three questions correctly, but that's the only way you'll clear the game."
"Oh, and don't worry, because of course we'll pipe in your favorite flavor of poison gas to keep you on your toes."
"So let's start the special stage, huh? Can I get a..."
"Folks, the special stage is cleared! Wonderful! Fabulous! Dare I say, Snifit! CONGRATULATIONS!"
"Looks like I underestimated you. You must be at least part Snifit... Anyway, that's all our challenges for today, folks."
"Ladies and goodbuddies, give Mario a warm round of applause!"
"The studio was on fire tonight, folks! Thanks so much for being here tonight."
"You little scamp... Hiding something good in your pocket even when I ask ever so politely to have a look at it. Very suspicious, indeed."
"I imagine it's something quite rare... and something to do with stickers. I'm afraid I will be obliged to relieve you of it and report you to King Bowser!"
"Oh my, and who could this be? If it isn't little Mario!"
"Keh heh heh... That little incident at the Sticker Fest has gotten you on the move, has it? How lovely for us all."
"You know, when I think "little Mario," I think "Bowser's perpetual enemy." Which makes you MY enemy."
"Yes... Well, this will seem rather rude since we've only just met, but..."
"Let's get you out of the way quickly, shall we? Prepare for ruin!"
"Hmmm... You're as good as they say. I can't believe I lost to you."
"It really makes a fellow feel nasty, and when I feel nasty, I feel like DOING something nasty, like..."
"THIS!"
"Ka ha ha! You didn't want to collect this comet piece, did you?"
"Oh my, how utterly rude of me. Please, by all means! Catch!"
"Oopsie, did it just fly off somewhere? Oh dear."
"But I told you to catch it, didn't I? And you failed. Ka ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Oh well. Best of luck!"
"Goodness me, Mario! You made it all the way up to the tip of this toungue! You impress me. You really do!"
"Good heavens. "No-good scheme"? That sounds so tawdry."
"Besides, from where I'm standing, toots, you two are the villains. After all, you're plaguing me at every turn."
"You're delightfully shiny, my dear... Might I presume that you're from the Sticker Star?"
"Keh heh heh... Yes, of course you are. How interesting."
"But interesting as you may be, I'd very much appreciate it if you and your tragically fragile friend made like ticker tape and scattered in the wind."
"Oh, mercy, this IS an exceptional place to do battle, isn't it? I'd say that calls for a little added spice, wouldn't you?"
"Keh heh heh... Ooh, just look at your powerful arsenal of stickers... I'm ever so scared."
"Who could stand in the face of such a mighty array of casual footwear? I daresay I might even lose this time. Ka ha ha!"
"Kuh huh huh... Ah, the great Mario... Fighting bravely to the end, unbowed by my mighty magic... So brave! So very impressive!"
"Of course, it's not really just you, is it? No, I know full well that your little friend Kersti is providing you with all sorts of sticker power."
"Keh heh heh... It seems that things have suddenly gotten interesting. I do look forward to our next contest. Until we meet again!"
"It's not me who grants them, mind you. No, the stickers who wield the mystical superpowers to grant those wishes are known as the Royal Stickers."
"Now they're scattered all over... As there caretaker, it's my duty to find all of them...or else I can't return to the Sticker Star!"
"So yeah... That's why you have to help me find the Royal Stickers!"
"It looks like they fell outside of town, so first we need to find out how to get out of here!"
"Hey, so obviously you can jump, but now you can also use that awesome thing. Life is good, huh?"
"Break stuff, knock some stuff down... Just whack whatever you want!"
"Huh? Hey, that's a sticker, isn't it?! Lucky you, picking up something that great."
"Well, you can't jam something as important as a sticker in your pocket, so let me give you an album to keep that in."
"Not bad, huh? Any sticker you find, you just pop it in the album."
"Trust me, you're going to need as many of those as you can find later on, so take good care of them!"
"Look--a road! NOW we can start making some progress. Hurry up, and let's find the way out of town."
"Hmm. So this is the town proper... Quieter than I thought it would be. Well, whatever... Where's that exit?"
"We did it! Now we can take that exit to get outside of town."
"Finally, we can set out to find the Royal Stickers! FINALLY!"
"Oh, yeah, I almost forgot to mention... If you ever want to talk to me, just press ."
"If you get stuck, or lost, or maybe just lonely, I might be able to give you a little advice."
"Excuse me! What are you thinking, you flimsy, little ingrates? You are IN THE WAY."
"But that's fine, because it'll give us a chance to use some sticker power and turn you into paper scraps. Prepare to be shredded!"
"OK, they're all yours, Mario. I'm far too delicate a lady for brouhaha. Protecting me is your duty!"
"Huh? Well, this is unexpected... They looked like the usual stompable minions, but..."
"I'm sensing...sticker power!"
"Well, we've got sticker power too! Mario, pull out your stickers!"
"That's all you've got? Mmmmm... Nope, might not be enough. Here. As a special favor, have some of mine."
"OK, first, look over here!"
"Choose the sticker you want to use, and stick it right here!"
"On the bottom screen, touch the sticker you want to use, or just use to line up the cursor and confirm with ."
"Now...let the sticker battle BEGIN!"
"Phew... There was definitely something off about those Goombas. I'm sure their behavior has something to do with the Royal Stickers getting scattered."
"With sketchy Goombas all over, it might be a good idea to prepare for the worst by buying stickers from the town's sticker shop."
"But that's your call. Now, let's go find the Royal Stickers!"
"Well, he seemed completely frazzled. I wonder what got him so worked up?"
"Hmm? Well now, what's this? Looks like an incredibly rare sticker."
"I know everything there is to know about stickers, but this is the first time I've ever seen one of this variety."
"Poor sticker... Left here all on its own. We'd better pick it up. It's the right thing to do!"
"Hey! You crazy, babbling loon! Give me back that sticker!"
"Hey, you managed to win the day, but you sure used a lot of stickers. Don't you think maybe there was a more effective sticker you might have used instead?"
"Well, anyway, you won, right? So this time everything's peachy. Still, try a little harder next time!"
"The Royal Sticker... Since it was stuck on that Goomba, he got its power..."
"But the question is, did it get stuck there on accident, or did someone put it there on purpose?"
"Well, anyway... As I think you just saw, Royal Stickers harbor untold power!"
"If another one of them sticks to some other enemy, he'll go all sparkle crazy too. It'll be a glittastrophe!"
"Oh, sorry... I just got a little sparkle crazy myself there, didn't I?"
"Well, let's put this Royal Sticker back on the album."
"I'd say what's on the tip of MY tongue, but I'm too much of a lady!"
"Just keep your fake compliments to yourself, you villain! You're here for some no-good scheme, admit it!"
"That guy! UGH! "Hey, look at me. I ride a broomstick, and I was into stickers before it was cool." Pshhhhhhhh. He doesn't know about sticker power."
"AND he's a sore loser."
"This is a total maze. Make sure you remember which way we came, OK?"
"Oh my WOW! Can you believe such an incredible tower stood here?!"
"Something that big getting ripped out... Without a doubt, someone's using the superpower of a Royal Sticker."
"So, Mario, are you ready? There's sure to be a secret within this tower..."
"Huh? Hey! Isn't that a Royal Sticker?!"
"Wow. You, uh... You sure used a lot of stickers again, huh? Not trying to nag, but think hard about the stickers you're using in different situations to be more effective!"
"Yeah, you won, and the ends justify the means to an extent, but next time it might be better if you plan wisely!"
"A Royal Sticker can turn even a Pokey into something monstrous like THAT?! What amazing power, huh?"
"Wow. We'd better grab that Royal Sticker right now!"
"Huh? Are you Wiggler? Why aren't you sleeping in your house like a normal... giant thing?"
"Wait, everything's covered in poison?! That sounds like the work of Bowser! Quick, we have to do something!"
"If Bowser's flunkies are traipsing around here, then a Royal Sticker is sure to be n this forest too."
"Well, Wiggler supposedly knows this forest pretty well, so I'll bet we can some good information from him."
"WIGGLER?!"
"MA-MA-MA-MARIO! Did you see that? Wiggler just disappeared!"
"Huh. You don't seem too fazed..."
"I guess maybe he wasn't having that much fun and decided to run back to his house. Yeah, that makes sense."
"Well, I'm not sure where Wiggler lives, but I'm sure it's in this forest somewhere..."
"Let's keep going!"
"What in the world?! Wiggler! Yikes..."
"You've definitely, um...lost some weights, haven't you?"
"There, there, little Wiggler. Calm down."
"Listen, Mario."
"That Kamek's a pretty wily guy, right? I doubt he'd do something so cruel without an ulterior motive."
"Well, one way or another, this poor kid really needs to get his feet back. Let's go find those segments!"
"Wow, just like a kid, huh? So resilient and carefree! OK, we're off!"
"Hey! The Wiggler segment ran away!"
"Ugh! Well, this is pretty annoying. We'd better go catch it."
"Hey... What's up, little Wiggler part? We've come to pick you up."
"You...really don't seem to be listening, do you? You're just doing your thing. Well, if you won't listen to reason, you'll get what's coming to you!"
"Hey..."
"C'mon, little guy! Knock it off!"
"Phew... I'm glad that's over with. C'mon little guy. Back to your house."
"Mario, THAT'S where the poison is coming from!"
"If we don't find a way out to that island and stop that stuff from flowing, the woods will never go back to normal."
"Oh no! Is the little guy OK down there?"
"I have HAD it! Why does stuff like this always happen to me?!"
"Hey! Are you going to keep me waiting here forever?"
"You listen to me! When Mario shows up, AND HE WILL, he's going to tear all of you guys to pieces!"
"Mario, you're really taking your time! Where ARE you? What are you doing? Damsel in distress over here!"
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?! Don't you think you've kept me waiting a little too long? You didn't go home, did you? Was it something I said?"
"What am I going to do? Losing the Royal Stickers is all my fault."
"Aaaaaaaaah... I can't go back to the Sticker Star like this. Ooooooooh... Why me? Why this? Why now?"
"Aaaah... Awwww... I want to cry... Wait, I am crying... Stupid crying... Sniffle..."
"........."
"AAAAAH! Mario!"
"In case you never knew noticed, I don't have arms or legs. So DO SOMETHING."
"WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!"
"While you were off gallivanting about, I got kidnapped by those creeps and hung up like a painting. Not fun at all!"
"Not only that, but that sticky web was chafing me like you would not believe! Leaving me hanging there was completely and utterly unacceptable!"
"...Phew..."
"Well, despite all that, I'm grateful you saved me."
"Eventually..."
"Anyway, thanks."
"Hey, wait! You lost you hammer?! We'd better hurry up and find it!"
"OK, let's go!"
"You still have energy for shenanigans? You're too old for shenanigans. And shenanigans earn spankings!"
"But I have no idea what I would spank on you."
"Seriously? It's playing in HERE?! This place looks like one death trap after another!"
"Whoa, it's pretty dark in here, huh? There must be a light somewhere."
"Mario... This is a little crazy. What are you going to do?"
a sticker fluttered down from the sky excited Goombas cheered on from high sixteen sheets became one bad guy in the end they split and went bye-bye
a lonely stadium atop a desert tower a Royal Sticker gave a Pokey power Kamek wielded magic dark and dour the tower folded like a withering flower
a big Blooper loved to boogie and bop Small Bloopers loved to fight and flop a Royal Sticker popped evil's top poison gushed out and would not stop
spring came and snow started to melt my body got uncomfortably svelte I lamented the frail bod I was dealt a sticker knew my wish was heartfelt
Rumble Volcano had grown irate the Spear Guys threw a fest to placate a sparkling sticker being arrived late and this glutton, it ate, ate, and ate
(British version)
A sticker came fluttering down from the sky. Excited Goombas cheered from on high. Sixteen sheets became one bad guy. In the end, they split up and said "bye-bye."
In a lonely stadium atop a desert tower, a Royal Sticker gave a Pokey a power. Kamek wielded magic most dark and dour. The tower folded like a withering flower.
A big Blooper loved to boogie and bop. The small Bloopers, they loved to fight and flop. A Royal Sticker popped evil's top. Poison gushed out and would not stop.
Spring came along, making slush of the snow. My body, too, melted in the sun's glow. Of a body that wouldn't melt, I hoped one day to know. So I wished for the Royal Sticker to make it so.
Rumble Volcano was most enraged and fuming. The Spear Guys threw a fest to prevent it from booming. A sparkling sticker descended, gliding and zooming. It seemed nothing could stop this glutton's consuming.
"Oh wow! This place is really rolled up tight! That what's-his-Bowser guy did quite a number on the town."
"Aw, wouldja lookit this? What a pickle! Plaza's all rolled up like a burrito. Can't get out of town 'cause of this fine how-do-you-do, no, sir. I ain't gonna lie to you--this looks bad. But maybe if we get all the Toads in town to help, we can de-burrito it. Mario, the town Toads are probably all over the place after that Sticker Fest carnage, so track 'em all down and see if they can help!"
"Ain't this just a big ol' foofaraw? Plaza's all burritoed up, and we can't get out of town. But I'll tell you, Mario...if all the Toads in town worked together, we might just win the day."
"Good deal! Thanks to you, we got all the Toads together! That's our Mario--a Toad-saving pro! Now, let's get to it!"
"OK. Ready to un-burrito this bad boy?"
"PUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!"
"Mario. Thanks for saving me back there. I ain't gonna lie--I was in a pickle. When the town was all burritoed up, I guess I got a little too stoked about getting it back to normal... Time came for the de-burrito procedure, and before I could say "boy howdy," I was smooshed into some kinda netherworld under that fountain. So, I gotta thank you for saving me... C'mon this-a-way."
"So yeah, I wanted to get the town back to normal more than anything... And the reason is behind this door. Come on with me."
"Whatcha think, Mario? Welcome to the Sticker Museum! A place to preserve all the wondrous stickers in the world for posterity! Yep, I invested my vast fortune and worked underground like a crazed mole to build this place all by my own self! The greatest (and only) sticker museum in the entire kingdom! Hoo DILLY!"
"Right! Well, about that... I can't say as I have many stickers yet. Well, any."
"But Mario, you look like a fella that's into stickers, right? I mean, you just seem like you GET it. You're one of us."
"Right, yeah, so in that case, I think it just makes good sense to have ol' Mario collect stickers for me to exhibit here! I mean, the guy clearly loves stickers! And if you dig stickers, it's an honor to take on such an important task, right? You're helping CULTURE, am I right?"
"YESSS! Aw, thanks a million! Let's do this sticker museum up nice! Just DANDY that you're helping out!"
"I already picked the exhibition spot for each sticker, so if you have a certain sticker in your album, a ghostly image of that sticker will appear in the frame. As for how to stick 'em, I don't suspect I need to tell such an enthusiast as yourself how to perform THAT operation. Anyhoo, thanks for all your help! I'll have an intern whip up descriptions of any stickers you put up in here. Gonna be the best sticker museum ever!"
"You stuck a sticker! That's the spirit! Keep rolling until this place is done!"
"Let's get this sticker museum done up right, whatcha say?!"
"Mario! I can't believe it! You've finally completed the Battle Sticker section of the museum! Diddly-dang-delightful! Tell you what--to commemorate the occasion, I'm opening a special exhibition room! How'd you like THAT?"
"Mario! You just blew my mind, son! You completed the Thing Sticker area of the museum! Diddly-dang-delicious! Tell you what--to commemorate the occasion, I'm opening a special exhibition room! How'd you like THAT?"
"Mario! You did it! We did it! Finally! You collected all the stickers! The museum is totally complete! My dream is fulfilled at long last! Super-diddly-dang-DUPER!"
"Why, sure! Vice Curator Kersti! And Mario... You've got a nice, honorary-looking mustache there... How does Honorary Curator sound?"
"Honorary Curator Mario and Vice Curator Kersti! You're looking good. Don't you worry about a thing. I'll be right here, taking care of visitors every dang day!"
