List of Paper Mario: Sticker Star quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Paper Mario: Sticker Star, listed by character, in alphabetical order.

Bowser Jr.

• "DON'T RUN! WAIT UP!"
• "Hey, you're Mario! Talk about weird. What are you doing here?"
• "Sniff snoof snifffffffffffffff... Hold up. That smell. THAT GLORIOUS STINK! Have you got a rare sticker?"
• "News flash: all rare stickers are MINE. Fork it over!"
• "Well! Guess I'll just have to take that rare sticker by overpowering you, thank you very much."
• "Hey, y'know, you're not too shabby... Luckily, at times like this, I just use the power my pop gave me to...RECOVERRR!"
• "What?! C'mon, seriously? That sticker is overpowered! You cheat!"
• "OK, look, I've had it! If that's the way it's gonna be, I've got one last trick to show you, bub!"
• "NYARGLEBARGLE!"
• "I'm not finished yet!"
• "You'll never climb up there to get it. Enjoy your sad little day of crying!"
• "Bye, cheater!"
• "TA-DAAAAH!"
• "Hey, long time, no see, Mario! Aren't you looking chipper!"
• "Sniff sniff snoooooooffffff... Mmm... And you've got an even rarer sticker than last time, don't ya?"
• "Yeah, well, that is REALLY ANNOYING! Give it, give it, GIVE IT NOW!"
• "Dang! You're nothing but a big bully! I'm telling my dad on you!"
• "And my dad is SOOOO shiny right now! He's way, way stronger than the both of you combined!"
• "Better be ready to cry a lot!"
• "I'VE BEEN WAITING!"
• "Mario! So you actually made it here!"
• "Y'know, Dad was pretty angry when I told him how you beat be up for no good reason! He was spitting mad!"
• "So now I don't care about any dumb stickers! I just care about vengeance! And I won't go easy on you this time. You want this comet piece? Come on!"
• "Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!"
• "You made a huge hole in the ship! Dad's gonna get all mad again!"
• "I'm gonna pummel you and make my daddy proud!"
• "No way am I losing this time!"
• "How do you like THIS?!"
• "Ha! Check it! A defense shield!"
• "Go ahead, attack all you want!"
• "Oh nooooo, the babies ran away!"
• "Looks like there's no need for Dad to come out. I AM NOW THE FINAL BOSS!"
• "Hey, you're back! Are you sure you don't wanna run away again?"
• "DAAAAAANG! NOOOOO! WHYYYYY? This can't be happening!"
• "Could this mean..."
• "I'M FINISHED?!"

Boomerang Bro

• "Boomerang! Bros.!"
• "Aw, two-for-one special on aisle three!"
• "Boomerang Bros. are outta their trees!"
• "Who cares if you swear a pair's unfair?"
• "We go together like pencils and pap-err!"
• "We'll always be the Boomerang Bros.!"
• "Even when we're stomped by Ma-ri-o!"

Birdo

• "Heart of a woman, heart of a man..."
• "Both can know of love's grace..."
• "Just try not to get egg on your face."

Enigmansion forbear

• "Mm-yes, welcome to White Valley Lift. You desire a lift?"
• "Lift for two, straightaway!"
• "Safety check... CHECK!"
• "Lift off!"
• "Mm-yes, welcome."
• "Ah, what a pleasant surprise this is! You are the ones who took the lift the other day, are you not?"
• "So nice of you to brave the snows to come to such a faraway place. Please, make yourselves at home."
• "Yoo-hoo!"
• "It's been a long time we've had visitors to this house. It pleases me greatly, I must admit."

Enigmansion steward

• "Ah, greetings, Master Mario... How very impressive that you were able to brave the cold all the way here. I am the steward of this estate."
• "As I'm sure you must be exhausted by the long journey, nothing would please me more than to invite you in to enjoy the comforts of the mansion."
• "Sadly, I must admit that such niceties are impossible at this time."
• "Someone has committed a terrible act. A book was opened--a terrible book with terrifying things sealed within."
• "Many terrifying things escaped."
• "These things..."
• "They are so terrifying that I can't even bear to speak their terrible names."
• "Suffice to say, it was too terrifying to be in such close proximity to those terrors, so I fled the mansion and set up residence in my current spot of shame."
• "If you doubt this terrifying tale, I ask that you look upon THIS!"
• "Master Mario... What you now hold is the very Book of Sealing I speak of... The one that once was the prison of those terrifying things."
• "It heartens me to see that book in the capable hands of a gallant figure such as yourself!"
• "If you can once again seal all the terrifying things within that book and return it to the basement..."
• "Then, and only then, I can resume my duties inside and pamper you with the royal treatment you deserve."
• "Master Mario, please allow me to treat you to the finest hospitality known to Toadkind! Seal up all those terrors!"
• "Ah, Master Mario. I suddenly feel chills up and down my spine. That can't be normal... What could be the cause?"
• "Even when I warm myself up by the bonfire, the chills won't go away. I daresay I may be catching a cold."
• "Ah, Master Mario, chills are positively racing up and down my back. How can you deny a Toad in my condition of a fire?!"
• "Ah, Master Mario. Those chills that had set up residence along my spine have disappeared like they never existed."
• "I daresay I'm over that cold."
• "Master Mario! You did it, didn't you!"
• "The inside of the mansion is no longer terrifying whatsoever!"
• "That book is sealed up, and all is back to normal! Thank you ever so!"
• "And now, as promised, allow me to show you the very finest in hospitality! Please, let's adjourn to the room to the left of the lobby."
• "Ah, welcome."
• "What do you think? A grand tune, no? Makes a fellow feel right at home."
• "Ah, yes... That picture."
• "That was painted by the mansion's previous proprietor... In other words, the steward who came before me."
• "I inherited the charge of the mansion when he passed away."
• "If it interests you, I am happy to make you a gift of that painting. After all, I am the steward now, and can dispense the estate as I see fit."
• "Please, do not hesitate to take it. Such is our legendary hospitality!"
• "Ah, to be quite honest, I feel much better without that painting."
• "I'd like to put up a picture of something that makes it more MY mansion... Perhaps even a picture of me."
• "Master Mario, please! No need to stand. Do have a seat in that chair over there."
• "What do you think of our magnificent living room? Makes you feel rather instantly at home, does it not?"
• "It pleases me to no end to be able to provide the hospitality that befits this glorious place."
• "And finally, I look like a proper steward again. Perhaps it's time I advertised for a manservant of my own. Oh ho ho."
• "Mm-yes, welcome."
• "I'm also happy to make Master Mario feel at home."

Goomba

• "HOLD UP OVER THERE!"
• "Heh... Where ya headed, Mario? Why don'tcha play with us for a while?"
• "So you think we're flimsy, huh? And you're going to "shred" us, huh? Well, we'll just see about that!"
• "Heh heh! Yeah, we aren't the same old Goombas you're used to stomping, pal!"
• "Bowser's got our backs!"
• "He shredded us! We really ARE flimsy!"
• "Hold up."
• "Heh heh heh heh. Niiiiiice. Looks like he hasn't noticed us."
• "Well, well, WELL! You again! You're looking thin and flimsy as a piece of tissue paper!"
• "Get him while he's off guard!"
• "Last time we weren't prepared, and you beat us like flat, little piñatas."
• "But this time won't be so easy! Taste our paper power, punk!"
• "He's back, for real! We really are flimsy, little, flat piñatas!"
• "C'mon, buddy, whazzat you was just holdin'? Show it to us, huh?"
• "Yeah, your act is gettin' old fast. Break out the goods. Now."
• "Heads up--it's Mario!"
• "What're you lookin' at? We was just playin', nice and friendly-like."
• "What, you got a playdate with this twerp or somethin'? In that case..."
• "For 20 coins, we'll give 'im up. Whatcha gonna do?"
• "You wanna save this little guy? Tell me you didn't just say that."
• "Fair warning, bud. We're, like, a full ply tougher than the average Goomba. Still wanna fight us?"
• "You got some guts! Pretty stupid guts, but hey. Time to put your boots where your mouth is!"
• "Ah, so THAT'S what it feels like to get thoroughly stomped. We give up!"
• "Hold your horses!"
• "You! You think Goombas are just cheap little single-ply secondary characters?"
• "Think again! We're going on a Goomba joyride, and we're gonna roll over you like a little red speed bump!"
• "OK, OK, you beat us! No more joyrides. We'll be safe drivers from here on out."
• "Hey, that's Mario! What's HE doing in the boss's fortress?"
• "That just can't be a good sign. I bet he's after that special thing we're keeping for King Bowser!"
• "C'mon, you slugabeds! No time for sleep! Wake up!"
• "Ready...aim..."
• "FIRE!"
• "Nah, my, uh, fellow shine-rooster or whatever you just said... I think I'd like to go back to being a normal dude, if it's all the same to you."
• "Yeah, me too... The power of that sticker changes a Goomba, y'know? It changes your body and your MIND. I didn't sign up for that!"

Gooper Blooper

• "SHLOOP!"
• "SHINY SHLOOP!"
• "BLOOP-SHLOOP-SHIIIIINE!"

Kamek

• "Hmmm... Where'd you go, little Toadie?"
• "You little scamp... Hiding something good in your pocket even when I ask ever so politely to have a look at it. Very suspicious, indeed."
• "I imagine it's something quite rare... and something to do with stickers. I'm afraid I will be obliged to relieve you of it and report you to King Bowser!"
• "Oh my, and who could this be? If it isn't little Mario!"
• "Keh heh heh... That little incident at the Sticker Fest has gotten you on the move, has it? How lovely for us all."
• "You know, when I think "little Mario," I think "Bowser's perpetual enemy." Which makes you MY enemy."
• "Yes... Well, this will seem rather rude since we've only just met, but..."
• "Let's get you out of the way quickly, shall we? Prepare for ruin!"
• "Hmmm... You're as good as they say. I can't believe I lost to you."
• "It really makes a fellow feel nasty, and when I feel nasty, I feel like DOING something nasty, like..."
• "THIS!"
• "Ka ha ha! You didn't want to collect this comet piece, did you?"
• "Oh my, how utterly rude of me. Please, by all means! Catch!"
• "Oopsie, did it just fly off somewhere? Oh dear."
• "But I told you to catch it, didn't I? And you failed. Ka ha ha ha ha ha!"
• "Oh well. Best of luck!"
• "Goodness me, Mario! You made it all the way up to the tip of this toungue! You impress me. You really do!"
• "Good heavens. "No-good scheme"? That sounds so tawdry."
• "Besides, from where I'm standing, toots, you two are the villains. After all, you're plaguing me at every turn."
• "Anyway... Kersti, was it?"
• "You're delightfully shiny, my dear... Might I presume that you're from the Sticker Star?"
• "Keh heh heh... Yes, of course you are. How interesting."
• "But interesting as you may be, I'd very much appreciate it if you and your tragically fragile friend made like ticker tape and scattered in the wind."
• "Oh, mercy, this IS an exceptional place to do battle, isn't it? I'd say that calls for a little added spice, wouldn't you?"
• "Keh heh heh... Ooh, just look at your powerful arsenal of stickers... I'm ever so scared."
• "Who could stand in the face of such a mighty array of casual footwear? I daresay I might even lose this time. Ka ha ha!"
• "Kuh huh huh... Ah, the great Mario... Fighting bravely to the end, unbowed by my mighty magic... So brave! So very impressive!"
• "Of course, it's not really just you, is it? No, I know full well that your little friend Kersti is providing you with all sorts of sticker power."
• "Keh heh heh... It seems that things have suddenly gotten interesting. I do look forward to our next contest. Until we meet again!"
• "Ahhhh, I've been looking high and low for you, my naughty little caterpillar."
• "Yes, I very much wanted to meet you! In fact, I came all the way out to your house expressly to see you, but sadly, you weren't at home."
• "No, instead, it seems you've been at the forest entrance planning some sort of mischief with Mario and his friend."
• "Keh heh heh... Oh, please. Simply by being here, you're causing me all sorts of problems."
• "And so I'm going to show you just a little bit of magic. Very fun magic... Kah hah hah!"
• "KYAAAAAA hah hah haaaaaaaaa! Oh, you all look like you're having such FUN now that you're free! Ah, children. So spunky. So mischievous."
• "OK, kiddos, go play whatever you want outside! You know, tag or hide-and-seek or kick-the-Goomba or something."
• "Ah. That's better, isn't it?"
• "You know, I envy you, getting to play your whole life away."
• "In any case, I'm off. Toodles."
• "Mmmm... Well done."
• "Finding all those naughty little Boos... You're as diligent as always, Mario."
• "Keh heh heh... Ah, Ms. Kersti... Just as sharp as ever."
• "Indeed, I heard there was an old book about stickers somewhere in this mansion, so I searched high and low."
• "In time, I found this delightful tome and cracked it open, and low and behold! All of those Boos came flying out."
• "Then you two showed up and embarked on your nice game of hide-and-seek... I simply had to stay and watch."
• "I must admit, it was truly wonderful watching you two desperately search all over the place. Kah ha ha!"
• "Keh keh keh... Why thank you, my dear. What a lovely compliment."
• "Even so, a book with a hundred Boos sealed within must hold some extreme power, wouldn't you think?"
• "And since you two went through all that trouble to complete such an important piece of literature..."
• "Let's turn things up another notch, shall we?"
• "Keh heh heh... I'm sure you'll have a lovely time laying with that massive Boo thing, won't you? Yes..."
• "Well then, I must be going."
• "Well, well, well. Very impressive. You two somehow managed to make it all the way here. Eventually."
• "You're quite right about that, my dear. Now that you've come all this way, neither of us can back down. No..."
• "The time for boasting is long past. Let's just fight it out until one of us falls. What do you say?"
• "Yes? Then let's go!"
• "Ah, I almost forgot... Before we get started with the fighting, let me do one little thing..."
• "What?! You're just a sad little sticker from a dim little Sticker Star... You're useless without your stickers!"
• "I'll tell you what, toots... Why don't you just flap there in the breeze while you watch me trounce Mario, hmmm?"
• "It's all clear to me now. It's no accident hat you've had such success gathering the Royal Stickers all this time."
• "I'm Magikoopa enough to admit it... You two are quite strong! At least, strong enough to defeat me."
• "But the last sticker King Bowser holds is infinitely stronger than the others. No power in the world can stand up to such dazzling shine power!"
• "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah..."
• "Just thinking about how King Bowser will turn you to confetti is delectable..."
• "So delectable that I do not fear my time of vanishing! KA HA HA HA!"
• "KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WILL DESTROY YOU! KING BOWSER WI--"

Kersti

• "wake up..."
• "Wake up..."
• "Oh, come onnnnn..."
• "WAKE UP!"
• "Hey, you...come over here a minute."
• "Wow, you came right over here, huh? Good instincts. I like it."
• "In case it's not obvious, I'm stuck here and can't move. Hurry up and peel me off this thing!"
• "Just get close to me and hold down . You can handle that, right?"
• "Now PEEL!"
• "Phew... That was unpleasant."
• "Hey, wait a minute. You..."
• "WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?"
• "You! YOU'RE the one who touched the comet! What is WRONG with you?!"
• "It's a saying from the beginning of time: "Never, EVER touch the Sticker Comet!" You must have heard it a million times!"
• "You don't think a comet packed full of people's wishes might be the teensiest bit dangerous?"
• "Noooooo... You, in your infinite wisdom, had to lay your grubby little hands on it, and KERBLAMMO!"
• "Total chaos! And do you even realize what blew off to who knows where in the blast? The Royal Stickers! Yeah. THOSE ROYAL STICKERS."
• "This is all your fault, pal! You're taking full responsibility for all of this!"
• "Huh?"
• "Someone named Bowser touched the Sticker Comet...and you're Mario?"
• "HOW DARE YOU!"
• "Pinning the blame on someone else? Talk about cowardly! Talk about completely unpaper-like!"
• "A lady is in serious trouble here! Ask yourself: what would the famous Mario do at a time like this, hmmm?"
• "Huh? Really? You'll really help? Thanks!"
• "In that case, I'll introduce myself."
• "I'm Kersti!"
• "I came from the faraway Sticker Star to grant everyone's wishes at the Sticker Fest."
• "It's not me who grants them, mind you. No, the stickers who wield the mystical superpowers to grant those wishes are known as the Royal Stickers."
• "Now they're scattered all over... As there caretaker, it's my duty to find all of them...or else I can't return to the Sticker Star!"
• "So yeah... That's why you have to help me find the Royal Stickers!"
• "It looks like they fell outside of town, so first we need to find out how to get out of here!"
• "Hey, so obviously you can jump, but now you can also use that awesome thing. Life is good, huh?"
• "Break stuff, knock some stuff down... Just whack whatever you want!"
• "Huh? Hey, that's a sticker, isn't it?! Lucky you, picking up something that great."
• "Well, you can't jam something as important as a sticker in your pocket, so let me give you an album to keep that in."
• "Not bad, huh? Any sticker you find, you just pop it in the album."
• "Trust me, you're going to need as many of those as you can find later on, so take good care of them!"
• "Look--a road! NOW we can start making some progress. Hurry up, and let's find the way out of town."
• "Hmm. So this is the town proper... Quieter than I thought it would be. Well, whatever... Where's that exit?"
• "We did it! Now we can take that exit to get outside of town."
• "Finally, we can set out to find the Royal Stickers! FINALLY!"
• "Oh, yeah, I almost forgot to mention... If you ever want to talk to me, just press ."
• "If you get stuck, or lost, or maybe just lonely, I might be able to give you a little advice."
• "Excuse me! What are you thinking, you flimsy, little ingrates? You are IN THE WAY."
• "But that's fine, because it'll give us a chance to use some sticker power and turn you into paper scraps. Prepare to be shredded!"
• "OK, they're all yours, Mario. I'm far too delicate a lady for brouhaha. Protecting me is your duty!"
• "Huh? Well, this is unexpected... They looked like the usual stompable minions, but..."
• "I'm sensing...sticker power!"
• "Well, we've got sticker power too! Mario, pull out your stickers!"
• "That's all you've got? Mmmmm... Nope, might not be enough. Here. As a special favor, have some of mine."
• "OK, first, look over here!"
• "Choose the sticker you want to use, and stick it right here!"
• "On the bottom screen, touch the sticker you want to use, or just use to line up the cursor and confirm with ."
• "Now...let the sticker battle BEGIN!"
• "Phew... There was definitely something off about those Goombas. I'm sure their behavior has something to do with the Royal Stickers getting scattered."
• "With sketchy Goombas all over, it might be a good idea to prepare for the worst by buying stickers from the town's sticker shop."
• "But that's your call. Now, let's go find the Royal Stickers!"
• "Well, he seemed completely frazzled. I wonder what got him so worked up?"
• "Hmm? Well now, what's this? Looks like an incredibly rare sticker."
• "I know everything there is to know about stickers, but this is the first time I've ever seen one of this variety."
• "Poor sticker... Left here all on its own. We'd better pick it up. It's the right thing to do!"
• "Who in the world was that? He had some issues."
• "Still, to be able to wield that kind of power... Wow."
• "In any case, we've got problems. Until we deal with that bridge, we're not going anywhere."
• "Let's figure something out!"
• "OK then, let's get this bridge back to the way it was."
• "From here on out, I'll lend you my power whenever you need it, OK? Are you ready?"
• "OK. Let's do this! Time too..."
• "PAPERIZE!"
• "How's that? Mind blown? Yeah. Time's stopped, and the world's become as flat as a piece of paper. That's what I call "paperization"!"
• "Grab that bridge scrap you just picked up from the bottom screen."
• "Yeah, that's it. Now stick that scrap where the bridge was."
• "Line up that scrap's shadow with where you want to stick it using ... Then stick away with ."
• "Give it a stick!"
• "That's it! Nice!"
• "Now, for the finishing touch, smooth out the scrap all the way to the edges using ."
• "You did it!"
• "Not bad at all. You've got potential. You may be true paper after all."
• "And now you'll be able to paperize with at any time!"
• "Stick scraps back on where they've been torn out, stick stickers in suspicious places... With paperization, you can do all kinds of things."
• " for paperization! Don't forget!"
• "Huh? What's that?"
• "I have to tell you, I'm not familiar with that...thing. It's so rare to see something that's not flat!"
• "We'd better play it safe and keep this thing as a souvenir, at the very least. I can cram it in the album."
• "Hey! Look over there!"
• "That's a piece of the Sticker Comet that I rode in on! Remember, the one that got broken up?"
• "Since they're all from the Sticker Star, the Sticker Comet and Royal Stickers are naturally drawn to each other by their homeland's power."
• "So if we gather the comet pieces, they should naturally lead us to the Royal Stickers."
• "And what's more, if we defeat lots of enemies in battle, we can get tons of coins! Nothing wrong with that!"
• "So let's get those comet pieces and use them to lead the way to all the Royal Stickers!"
• "Huh, another one of those things I'm not familiar with..."
• "This one looks really rare too. Well, let's take it."
• "Well now, that was quite an entrance. These guys may be small-time toughs, but five of them in a gang is trouble."
• "But wait--what am I thinking?"
• "I just remembered something, Mario. Wouldn't you be able to mop up these guys a lot faster if you could use more than one sticker at a time?"
• "Right, right! You think so too, huh? Well, I've got good news!"
• "And here it is!"
• "Ta-dah! The Battle Spinner!"
• "Just stop these spinning wheels with and try to match pictures."
• "The number of pictures you match determines how many stickers you can use at once!"
• "Hey, you matched two! Now you can use two stickers at once!"
• "Still, it could've been better... If you'd matched three, you could have used THREE stickers..."
• "All right, fine! Just this once, you get a little special treatment!"
• "Look! Now you can use three stickers at once!"
• "What's more, when you match three pictures, something good happens!"
• "For example, this time you matched three coins, so you got a coin bonus!"
• "Pretty great, huh? Next time, try to match it up by yourself!"
• "Uh, I'm getting some déjà vu here... Didn't something like this JUST happen?"'
• "Oh! Wow! That's an album page! It must have fallen from somewhere."
• "You know what that'll do for you? It'll let you carry even more stickers. Lucky you!"
• "What was THAT?! A precious comet piece getting tossed around like a toy?"
• "UGH! That's snide, little, broom-riding, thick-ugly-glasses-wearing hipster! Who does he think he is, anyway?"
• "Still, he knew how to paperize... We'd better be careful."
• "Well, this is just a setback. We still have to find that comet piece. Let's go!"
• "Huh? Weird... Never seen a paperization zone like this for sticking stickers..."
• "I guess it could be meant for a rare sticker type I'm not familiar with."
• "Pretty grandiose fortress for a bunch of little minions... Overcompensate much?"
• "Hm... I can feel a Royal Sticker's power coming from that fortress."
• "Bowser sure went crazy under the influence of that Royal Sticker... Maybe this place went crazy too."
• "We'd better be careful, Mario."
• "THAT SHINE!"
• "Mario, look! The sticker on his head!"
• "That's a Royal Sticker!"
• "Hey! You crazy, babbling loon! Give me back that sticker!"
• "The Royal Sticker... Since it was stuck on that Goomba, he got its power..."
• "But the question is, did it get stuck there on accident, or did someone put it there on purpose?"
• "Well, anyway... As I think you just saw, Royal Stickers harbor untold power!"
• "If another one of them sticks to some other enemy, he'll go all sparkle crazy too. It'll be a glittastrophe!"
• "Oh, sorry... I just got a little sparkle crazy myself there, didn't I?"
• "Well, let's put this Royal Sticker back on the album."
• "I'd say what's on the tip of MY tongue, but I'm too much of a lady!"
• "Just keep your fake compliments to yourself, you villain! You're here for some no-good scheme, admit it!"
• "That guy! UGH! "Hey, look at me. I ride a broomstick, and I was into stickers before it was cool." Pshhhhhhhh. He doesn't know about sticker power."
• "AND he's a sore loser."
• "This is a total maze. Make sure you remember which way we came, OK?"
• "Oh my WOW! Can you believe such an incredible tower stood here?!"
• "Something that big getting ripped out... Without a doubt, someone's using the superpower of a Royal Sticker."
• "So, Mario, are you ready? There's sure to be a secret within this tower..."
• "Huh? Hey! Isn't that a Royal Sticker?!"
• "A Royal Sticker can turn even a Pokey into something monstrous like THAT?! What amazing power, huh?"
• "Wow. We'd better grab that Royal Sticker right now!"
• "Huh? Are you Wiggler? Why aren't you sleeping in your house like a normal... giant thing?"
• "Wait, everything's covered in poison?! That sounds like the work of Bowser! Quick, we have to do something!"
• "If Bowser's flunkies are traipsing around here, then a Royal Sticker is sure to be n this forest too."
• "Well, Wiggler supposedly knows this forest pretty well, so I'll bet we can some good information from him."
• "WIGGLER?!"
• "MA-MA-MA-MARIO! Did you see that? Wiggler just disappeared!"
• "Huh. You don't seem too fazed..."
• "I guess maybe he wasn't having that much fun and decided to run back to his house. Yeah, that makes sense."
• "Well, I'm not sure where Wiggler lives, but I'm sure it's in this forest somewhere..."
• "Let's keep going!"
• "What in the world?! Wiggler! Yikes..."
• "You've definitely, um...lost some weights, haven't you?"
• "There, there, little Wiggler. Calm down."
• "Listen, Mario."
• "That Kamek's a pretty wily guy, right? I doubt he'd do something so cruel without an ulterior motive."
• "Well, one way or another, this poor kid really needs to get his feet back. Let's go find those segments!"
• "Wow, just like a kid, huh? So resilient and carefree! OK, we're off!"
• "Hey! The Wiggler segment ran away!"
• "Ugh! Well, this is pretty annoying. We'd better go catch it."
• "Hey... What's up, little Wiggler part? We've come to pick you up."
• "You...really don't seem to be listening, do you? You're just doing your thing. Well, if you won't listen to reason, you'll get what's coming to you!"
• "Hey..."
• "C'mon, little guy! Knock it off!"
• "Phew... I'm glad that's over with. C'mon little guy. Back to your house."
• "Mario, THAT'S where the poison is coming from!"
• "If we don't find a way out to that island and stop that stuff from flowing, the woods will never go back to normal."
• "Oh no! Is the little guy OK down there?"
• "AAAAAH! Mario!"
• "In case you never knew noticed, I don't have arms or legs. So DO SOMETHING."
• "WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!"
• "While you were off gallivanting about, I got kidnapped by those creeps and hung up like a painting. Not fun at all!"
• "Not only that, but that sticky web was chafing me like you would not believe! Leaving me hanging there was completely and utterly unacceptable!"
• "...Phew..."
• "Well, despite all that, I'm grateful you saved me."
• "Eventually..."
• "Anyway, thanks."
• "Hey, wait! You lost you hammer?! We'd better hurry up and find it!"
• "OK, let's go!"
• "You still have energy for shenanigans? You're too old for shenanigans. And shenanigans earn spankings!"
• "But I have no idea what I would spank on you."
• "Seriously? It's playing in HERE?! This place looks like one death trap after another!"
• "Whoa, it's pretty dark in here, huh? There must be a light somewhere."
• "Mario... This is a little crazy. What are you going to do?"
• "Hey! What about our prize?"
• "What... What's that thing for?"
• "Hey! You're all part of the same body! Why is it that you never, ever learn?"
• "Mario, take that naughty segment out in a single shot!"
• "Hey! Stop bullying that little guy! You should be ashamed!"
• "Mario! Maybe you ought to slip these guys 50 coins so they go away!"
• "That's our Mario! Get 'em!"
• "Easy there, little guy! Don't you realize you're covered in poison? Don't you want to get cleaned up before you go picking any more fights?"
• "Look, I know getting split up by Kamek's magic is no kind of fun. Which makes sense, because Kamek is no kind of fun."
• "But you taking advantage of all this madness to go wilding with Bloopers is just wrong! You're better than that!"
• "Anyway, this whole situation is nuts. So let's get this over with!"
• "What's wrong, little guy?"
• "Listen kiddo... When I look at that poison island, I just get MAD."
• "But it's a useless kind of mad. There's no way to get over there to check it out. We can't swim in a poisoned sea."
• "Ugh! It ran off again!"
• "What's wrong, little guy? Calm down."
• "Did you here that, little guy? He's not taking the ship out."
• "I understand you want to do something about the poison, but we'll have to give up the idea of going by ship."
• "All that fleeing, hiding, struggling... I can't say that was especially fun, but thank goodness they're all safe."
• "But seriously now, won't you catch a cold or something if you stay like that? What do you think about maybe changing back into your old self?"
• "Hmmmm... Kamek's magic must be pretty strong."
• "Well, let's give it a try."
• "OK, Mario, here we go!"
• "Alley-OOP!"
• "I have to be honest... This'll be the first time I've tried using paperization on something that's alive."
• "But he's made of the same papery stuff as the rest of the world, right? Yeah, it should work fine. The rest is up to you, Mario."
• "We'll do this the same way as normal paperization. Now let's stick Wiggler's segments back together for him!"
• "The last piece!"
• "Wait a minute!"
• "Kamek must have known Wiggler could walk over poison..."
• "I bet he used his magic to break Wiggler up so he couldn't get to that island!"
• "That is just DIRTY! I don't get mad to easily, but that Kamek really STINKS!"
• "Wow, he can really fire himself up!"
• "Well, let's go to Whitecap Beach too. We'll finally see where that poison is coming from!"
• "I like your enthusiasm, but let's not be to hasty, Wiggler..."
• "Mario, there could be anything waiting for us on that island... We'd better make sure we're prepared."
• "With Kamek involved, you can pretty much count on the fact that something bad is out there."
• "Hee hee hee... Wiggler, you've learned a lot, haven't you?"
• "It sounds like this whole ordeal made you grow up just a little."
• "That's right! That's why we have to stop that poison as quickly as possible and return the forest to normal."
• "Ah, I can finally see the island."
• "Mario, let's go. Let's find the source of that icky, overflowing poison!"
• "And thanks to you carrying us to that island, Wiggler, we managed to get back a very important sticker."
• "So thank YOU, Wiggler! Now that the leaves are clean, you should eat as much as you want!"
• "Right! Eat a lot, and you'll grow big!"
• "Turned out great, didn't it, Mario?"

Koopa Paratroopa

• "...Target acquired..."
• "Repeat, target acquired. Shell Shock One has visual. Over."
• "Shell Shock Two standing by. Target appears well fortified. Over."
• "Shell Shock Three, weapons free. Let's light him up. Over."
• "Engage target at will. Over."
• "Right behind you. Over."
• "SHELLS FROM ABOVE!"
• "Koopa down! Over."

Megasparkle Goomba

• "Shee shee shee... Nee nee nee... Shinysheenyshoony..."
• "SHINE-YAAAAAAAA!"
• "Shee hee hee! Well met, Mario."
• "But here's where I turn you into confetti and scatter you to the winds! Take this! Shine-diddly-doo!"
• "You noisy, unsparkly, unshiny girl!"
• "Bowser entrusted this amazing sticker to US! Not you!"
• "And with the power of this oh-so-shiny sticker, we get PUMPED!"
• "Sheeny shiny dazzly doooo... This many stickers too much for you?"
• "OH, SUCH SHINABILITY!"
• "The shininess! Such power it gives! Such glittery-glottery glory!"
• "All right, boys! Time for the real deal!"
• "Oopsie for yoopsie! When we're all sparkled up in a wall, that stuff doesn't even faze us!"
• "Shee hee hooof... That stunk! C'mon, boys, get your shine back on!"
• "Come, my sparkling shine-o-rooskies, and unite once more into a gigantic sticker of glitterosity!"
• "UNshiny, UNdazzlish, UNCOOL! You whiny little spit wads!"
• "................................."
• "If that's the way it is, the FINE! I'll outshine you myself!"
• "Shuuuh... Uuuuugh..."
• "All that wonderful, glittery power was like a dazzling dream..."
• "Now it's gone... Now I no longer... shi... ne.."

Mizzter Blizzard

• "Shhhh..."
• "SH-SH-SHINY TIME!"
• "UGGGH! I'm SOOOO sorry."
• "I just made a wish on this shiny sticker, and then all this madness happened..."
• "I was disappearing... From ice to fog... Returning to the sky... I just wanted a body that wouldn't melt..."
• "When the cold snows fall next year, you'll make me again, won't you?"
• "Then we can meet once more!"

Paragoomba

• "Huh? Hey, check it out--It's Mario!"
• "You say you want to help this Toad? That's so NICE of you. You're just nice. Must be why you're so popular."
• "But, tell me, Mr. Nice 'n' Popular... Can you take on all five of us? No... Why fight an impossible fight?"
• "Instead, how about this: for 25 coins we'll look the other way. Sound good?"
• "And THAT'S why your so popular!"
• "We pulled it off, guys! Five coins each! Let's go grab something cold to drink!"
• "SWEEEET!"
• "Nice, popular...and gutsy!"
• "GET HIM!"
• "RAAAWR!"
• "Aw, did you think we were just some regular old Paragoombas? How cute."
• "All right, boys! Form up!"
• "How do you think of us now, nice guy? I figure we're about five times as popular as you right now!"
• "Arrrrgh! No wonder we're unpopular!"

Petey Piranha

• "SHINY PETEY TIME!"

Princess Peach

• "Mario!"
• "Thank you, Mario. I knew I could count on you, as always."
• "Now that the Royal Sticker's been pulled off, Bowser should come to his senses... eventually."
• "He's been beaten flat, but that's nothing new, so I don't think we need to worry about him. He'll be OK."
• "So this all came about because of the six Royal Stickers that road in on the comet the night of Sticker Fest..."
• "The power to grant wishes can bring disaster if used without wisdom, huh?"
• "Ah, so those are the Royal Stickers..."
• "I bet it was hard gathering all six."
• "But thanks to your hard work, my wish for peace in the kingdom..."
• "No wait! It was the wish of everyone throughout the land. And it came true."
• "Now please, use the power of those Royal Stickers to grant your own wish."
• "Mario, what is your wish?"
• "Citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
• "Tonight, at long last, that symbol of peace, the Sticker Fest, has finally been revived."
• "But this glad day did not come to pass through the power of the Sticker Comet."
• "No, it was brought with the bravery of Mario, who returned the Royal Stickers to us..."
• "And it was paid for with the power of all of you, who wished so fervently for Sticker Fest to return."

Royal Stickers

• a sticker fluttered down from the sky
  excited Goombas cheered on from high
  sixteen sheets became one bad guy
  in the end they split and went bye-bye
• a lonely stadium atop a desert tower
  a Royal Sticker gave a Pokey power
  Kamek wielded magic dark and dour
  the tower folded like a withering flower
• a big Blooper loved to boogie and bop
  Small Bloopers loved to fight and flop
  a Royal Sticker popped evil's top
  poison gushed out and would not stop
• spring came and snow started to melt
  my body got uncomfortably svelte
  I lamented the frail bod I was dealt
  a sticker knew my wish was heartfelt
• Rumble Volcano had grown irate
  the Spear Guys threw a fest to placate
  a sparkling sticker being arrived late
  and this glutton, it ate, ate, and ate

Sling-a-Thing Toad

• "Well, hi there!"
• "Sure, the Sticker Fest was a total disaster, but you can't stay blue about it forever, right?"
• "No, sir, you've gotta stay perky! And I got the perkiest idea EVER just a bit ago!"
• "Here's the deal, Mario. If you find any interesting...let's call them "things"... out in the world, bring 'em to me."
• "Do that, and I think I can cook up a little miracle for you!"
• "Ah, look! You have a wonderful thing! My perk sensor can just tell."
• "Go ahead and stand on that little platform over there, please."
• "Now you just take that special thing, face the board in front of you, and sling it as hard as you can!"
• "So?! Pretty darn miraculous, huh?"
• "You come over here, you fling a thing, and HEY PRESTO! It becomes a sticker. I call it a "thing sticker" because I'm a bit of a marketing genius."
• "Mario, I've got to tell you... You're so lucky to experience this firsthand!"
• "How about that! Pretty perky, no? From now on, stickers don't have to be something you find... They can be something you make too!"
• "Whenever you find a special thing, you can turn it into a sticker here."
• "...Hey, even if you don't have any things on you, swing by and we'll talk about it..."
• "Anyway, can't wait to see you again! Stay perky!"
• "Welcome! Go ahead and sling a thing."
• "Stay perky."
• "Huh? Is that a customer? Really? YAAAY! It really IS a customer!"
• "This is the cape-side branch of the thing-slinging stall."
• "Hm. I bet I don't have to explain anything to you... I can just tell."

Snifit

• "Yeah!"
• "Yay!"

Snifit or Whiffit host

• "LAAAAADIES AAAAAAND GENTLEBUDDIES!"
• "So VERY sorry to keep you waiting! We've got a great show for you folks. That's right! It's time to play..."
• "SNIFIT OR..."
• "WHIFFIT!"
• "Yes, we're back this week with another exiting episode of Snifit or Whiffit! I'm your host, Snifit."
• "For the next 30 minutes, our star guest will come face-to-face with three positively riveting challenges!"
• "And today's guest is the best of the best, yes, the man we all detest... Mario!"
• "That's right, and if our guest is Snifit enough to vanquish all three games, he'll receive this fabulous prize!"
• "Uh...a piece of Wiggler?!"
• "Well, without further ado... Challenge! Are you ready, both physically and mentally, to Snifit or Whiffit?"
• "Now, once the games begin, we can't guarantee that you'll...um...survive. Are you suuuuuure you're up to the challenge?"
• "Now, that's what I call a right answer! All righty, let's get things started... Here's the first game!"
• "PICK-AND-CHOOSE PANIC!"
• "Here comes the first question. Mario, I want you to answer by hitting either the ✔ or ✘ block."
• "Of course, our hilarious poison gas will start filling the room, so answer fast! One whiff of that stuff and your HP will drop like nobody's business!"
• "OK then! Let's Snifit!"
• "Only a guy who's been tormenting Bowser over so many years could keep so cool in a room full of poison! Lesser men would've whiffed it!"
• "Anyway, the first stage is CLEARED! Let's move on to the next!"
• "That's right, ladies and goodbuddies, it's time for the second challenge!"
• "BIG BONKING SNIFIT BASH!"
• "OK, here's the deal! Our unpaid Snifit interns will poke their heads out of the holes in the ground, right?"
• "Just bonk them with your hammer with before they scurry back underground to the underwhelming intern lounge! All you need to do is bonk 20 of 'em."
• "It should go without saying that this challenge will ALSO be done in a room full of very whiffable poison gas. So let's Snifit!"
• "Not bad at all. But would we expect anything less from the guardian of the Mushroom Kingdom, folks? No way! The guy is pretty slick with a hammer."
• "Stage two is CLEAR! Congrats! Now let's head for the final staaaage!"
• "And now, folks, we come to the final stage of Snifit or Whiffit!"
• "And the challenge is..."
• "UNRELENTINGLY EXITING SHUFFLE GAAAAAME!"
• "OK then, inside one of these blocks is the correct answer."
• "The rest are all WRONG."
• "First, the blocks will be shuffled."
• "Once they're shuffled, the excitement sets in as you choose a block."
• "If you hit the correct three times, you're in the clear!"
• "If you hit the wrong block, a very exiting Snifit battle awaits!"
• "Got it? Great! We'll start when everyone says those magic words..."
• "Go ahead! Hit the block of your choice!"
• "That's the block you're choosing? OK...then let's open it!"
• "But of course, sniffing out the right block at that speed was easy."
• "Two more correct blocks and you're clear. Now on with the challenges!"
• "SHUFFLE IT UP!"
• "Well done, really, just fabulous. But your winning streak is about to end. Here's where you'll whiff it for sure."
• "Because we're adding another block! Now, you know the deal... If you hit the correct block one more time, you're in the clear."
• "You've cleared the whole game! Are you sure you aren't part Snifit?"
• "Mario, as much as it pains me, I have to give you the proverbial Snifit high five. Congratulations!"
• "As promised, your prize. It's allllll yours!"
• "Sadly, folks, this week's episode of Snifit or Whiffit has come to an end."
• "On behalf of me, your humble host Snifit, and our guest, Mario, we hope you've enjoyed our time together."
• "I hope to see you all soon for another exciting episode of..."
• "Listen, Mario, can we talk Snifit to Snifit for a second? I gotta tell you, you did a great job out there."
• "I mean, it looked like those were barely even challenges for you, am I right?"
• "That's because you're special. And we've prepped a special stage just for special guys like you."
• "If you clear this special stage, you'll receive a special prize. And when I say "special prize," I mean "awesome thing.""
• "Are you Snifit enough to face the challenge of the special stage?"
• "Just like last time, our lawyers advise me that I technically can't guarantee you'll live. You OK with that?"
• "That, good buddy, is the right answer. Let's get to the special staaaage!"
• "Welcome to the special stage! I just KNEW good old Mario would be up to the challenge."
• "Not to scare you, but this time around, the game is gonna destroy you..."
• "And here's our game!"
• "BIG-BONKING-PANIC-PICK-AND-CHOOSE SNIFIT BASH!"
• "OK, I'm gonna get the quiz started, Mario, you know the deal. Answer by hitting the ✔ or ✘ block, but..."
• "Here, as they say, is the TWIST! You can't hit the ✔ or ✘ block until you bonk five unpaid Snifit interns!"
• "You'll have to be quick if you hope to hit enough Snifits AND answer three questions correctly, but that's the only way you'll clear the game."
• "Oh, and don't worry, because of course we'll pipe in your favorite flavor of poison gas to keep you on your toes."
• "So let's start the special stage, huh? Can I get a..."
• "Folks, the special stage is cleared! Wonderful! Fabulous! Dare I say, Snifit! CONGRATULATIONS!"
• "Looks like I underestimated you. You must be at least part Snifit... Anyway, that's all our challenges for today, folks."
• "Ladies and goodbuddies, give Mario a warm round of applause!"
• "The studio was on fire tonight, folks! Thanks so much for being here tonight."
• "I've been your host, Snifit. Until next time!"
• "Of course, of course. Your prize! Here it is."

Tower Power Pokey

• "SHEEBYDEEBY..."
• "SHEENY SHOOBY SHINY SHLOO..."
• "SHINE-A-ROONEY!"
• "SHUH... SHI... NY... OW?"

Wiggler / Flutter

• "Yeeeeaaaaaawn! Good morning! Yes, what a good morning it is!"
• "Wiggler got a really great night's sleep, so Wiggler is feeling super good. Something great is going to happen today. Wiggler can just tell."
• "Hey, you're right. Why was Wiggler sleeping in a place like this?"
• "Oh yes, it was because Wiggler filled up on leaves and got super sleepy. Wiggler hasn't eaten that much in a long time."
• "Lately this forest has been covered in icky, goopy poison..."
• "Wiggler's favorite leaves also got covered in icky, goopy poison, and so Wiggler couldn't eat them anymore..."
• "So Wiggler came all the way to the forest's entrance looking for clean leaves leaves to nibble."
• "Huh? You mean you'll help out? Wiggler has the appetite of a growing Wiggler, so if you get rid of that poison, Wiggler will be so happy!"
• "Wiggler will take you to Wiggler's house. We can talk about this there."
• "Wiggler GO!"
• "Here Wiggler is!"
• "Wiggler is always alone, so Wiggler is happy to have friends come for a visit!"
• "Oh, but from here onward it is always dark... Yes, even during the daytime! This is because of all the poison, so Wiggler says watch your step."
• "Mario... Over here..."
• "Yeah... At the forest entrance... Wiggler was grabbed by these long, slimy tentacle..."
• "Stop it! Let Wiggler go!"
• "Not so rough! You'll rip Wiggler!"
• "Who? What? Why?"
• "Wiggler only wanted to eat delicious leaves, not make any mischief."
• "Huh? Fun? YAAAAAAAAAAAY! Hurry, hurry!"
• "Wiggler's lost his..."
• "His body."
• "YAAAY! You'll really find Wiggler's body for Wiggler?!"
• "Wiggler has four segments in all... They're probably running around, playing games, and having fun all over the place."
• "Wiggler thinks catching them all will be hard, but you can do it!"
• "Oh, and please don't hurt them."
• "So nice to reunite with part of Wiggler's body! Welcome back, Wiggler segment!"
• "You found all of Wiggler's segments!"
• "OOOF! Settle down, segments!"
• "On behalf of Wiggler's segments, allow Wiggler to say thank you. Thank you!"
• "OOOOOOOO-KAAAAAAAAAAY! Here goes. Wiggler is reassembling."
• "Nnnnn... Hnnnnnggggh..."
• "No good. Wiggler's segments won't stick back together."
• "Yaaaay! Wiggler is back to normal!"
• "All thanks to Mario and Kersti. Thank you!"
• "But...even though Wiggler is back to normal, the woods are still covered in poison ickiness."
• "Walking over poison is no problem, but Wiggler can't eat poison leaves! That would taste awfully terrible! Wiggler might never eat again..."
• "Yes, Wiggler agrees. Kamek does stink. And Wiggler tries to stay cool most the time, but..."
• "NOW WIGGLER HAS HAD ENOUGH!"
• "Wiggler is going to that island and cleaning up that poison!"
• "Mario! Kersti! Wiggler will be waiting at Whitecap Beach!"
• "Come on! Wiggler has been waiting! Quickly, let's get to that island!"
• "Soon that poison will be gone and Wiggler will eat delicious leaves again! Wiggler can almost taste them!"
• "Wiggler is very ready! Can we head for the island now?"
• "Yay! OK! Then get on Wiggler."
• "OK! Let's go!"
• "When Wiggler was first split into segments, Wiggler was sad, but..."
• "Thanks to you, Wiggler's segments saw many things in many places."
• "Still, seeing you two have to gather Wiggler's segments as they ran here and there like maniacs..."
• "It made Wiggler think that maybe Wiggler needs to be a little bit more responsible."
• "YAAAAAY! Wiggler is a grown-up! Wiggler's going to eat beautiful leaves by the tin and grow up even more!"
• "Wiggler will wait here. Mario, Kersti... Please take care of the poison!"
• "Come back to Wiggler safe and sound!"
• "Mario! Kersti! The poison's disappeared! The forest is clean!"
• "All thanks to you two. Thank you!"
• "YAYYYYY! Since Wiggler's tummy's been so empty all this time, Wiggler can eat nonstop!"
• "Now Wiggler will grow fast!"
• "Mario! Kersti! Flutter thanks you for all you have done!"
• "Well, what do you think? Take a look! Wiggler ate till Wiggler's tummy was full, and now Wiggler grew up into Flutter!"
• "Yup, they're just what you think. Flutter's surprised too!"
• "Flutter never thought Flutter would be able to fly in the sky. Life is funny!"
• "Of course! No problem. Thanks to you, Wiggler could grow into Flutter."
• "Flutter's one wish is to return that favor, so please let Flutter escort you where you need to go!"
• "All aboard for the skies above Gate Cliff. Are you ready?"
• "Yay! Then let's go! Please watch your step when boarding."
• "Yay, just like old times! Like the time when Wiggler took you two on his back to that poison island! Remember?"
• "Oh, is that so? Flutter's childhood memories feel like so long ago."
• "OK, then! Let's go!"
• "We're at the very top of the clouds."
• "We should see Bowser's castle soon."
• "Whoa, that thing just buzzed us! Watch out! Hang on tight!"