List of DK: King of Swing quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game DK: King of Swing.

Cranky Kong[edit]

  • "Tomorrow's the day we finally hold that competition!"
  • "Whoever gets the most medals will be the jungle hero!"
  • "Now, these medals are important, so don't let anybody steal 'em!"
  • "I'll just keep them in here for safe storage..."
  • "O-O-O-Ohhh nooooo!! Now we can't hold our tournament!"
  • "We have to get those medals back from King K. Rool!"
  • "What's the matter? What's that, you say? You don't know what to do? Don't you worry at all! The controls are simple. Just use L Button and R Button."
  • "Here, your ol' Cranky'll show you the most basic move: how to walk around! When you've got the hand of that, come see me and press A Button. Once you've done all that, I'll show you a new move! Here's how you walk: L Button: Move Left, R Button: Move Right"
  • "You can also move using +Control Pad. Just pick the method that suits you."
  • "Well, it looks like you got the hang of that quickly!"
  • "You ready to move on? Next, I'll show you how to jump from the ground. Press and release L Button and R Button at the same time."
  • "Now, on to how you grab those floating pegs. You let Wrinkly show you what do do. Watch closely! This is the way to grab the floating pegs! L Button: Use Left Hand, R Button: Use Right Hand."
  • "The key is to alternate between L Button and R Button perfectly. I guess you're ready to learn the next move now!"
  • Ready to move on? Because it's time you learned how to climb Peg Boards! This is going to be a lot more important than you might think!"
  • "Next we'll look at midair movement! Once you master this, you'll be able to move very far through the air. This is how you move in midair. Midair Movement: L Button: Move Left, R Button: Move Right. Of course, you can also use +Control Pad if you like."
  • "You ready to move on? Next, I'm going to show you the basics of attack! Once you've mastered this fighting move, you can bust barrels and attack enemies! Here's how you attack! Press and hold L Button and R Button. When you flash, let go of them at the same time."
  • "This next thing I'm going to teach you is very important, so pay attention!"
  • "So, about all the bananas you've collected so far... If your life decreases, press B Button. Ten bananas will restore one life! Go ahead! Give it a try!"
  • "Oh, and one more thing! If you press A Button , you jump and attack will get pepped up a bit! not only that, but you won't take any damage! It's called Going Bananas! For 20 bananas, you can use this skill for a limited time. I'll be waiting up top. You can get up there by yourself by Going Bananas."
  • "You've got all the medals! A clash to crown the new jungle hero... The tournament will now begin!"
  • "Oh, and I almost forgot... There are other items besides bananas, like Crystal Coconuts! You might even get something good for collecting 'em! It looks like you've learned everything I can teach you! If you forget how to use the controls, just go to the Extras, and I'll relearn ya!"
  • "So... I'm counting on you to take back the medals that awful King K. Rool stole! Whether or not we get to have e competition depends on how well you do!"

King K. Rool[edit]

  • "I guess I'm the jungle hero now!!"
  • "Since you chumps don't need these medals, I'll just take 'em all for myself!"
  • "And don't even think of trying to get them back, monkey-brains!!"
  • "See ya!!"
  • "I told you not to try and get these medals back, you silly monkey..."
  • "I'm getting tired of you, ape!"
  • "Well, if you want these medals back, you're going to have to beat me!!"
  • "The rules are simple!"
  • "Whoever climbs these panels the fastest wins!"
  • "You ready, chimp-chump? Because I'm fast!"
  • "GWAHAHAHA!"
  • "You want some more? Because I'll spank you every time!"
  • "Wait, wait... That was just practice! Ahh, I feel nice and warmed up now... So here's the real deal! The rules are simple! The rules are simple. We're going to have an attack battle on this jungle of square panels! So in dumb ape speak: hit enemy until enemy down. Ook ook ook!"
  • "Ready, you simian wimp? I'm tough!"