List of Waluigi quotes

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This is a list of quotes by Waluigi.

Mario Tennis series[edit]

Mario Tennis (Nintendo 64)[edit]

  • "Hehehe. You guys are having a party?"
  • "I'M-A NUMBER ONE! Heh, hehehehe! Look, I'ma dance! I'ma sing! I'ma so happy! HA, hahahahaha!...Heh? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
  • "Mamma mia!"

Mario Tennis (Game Boy Color)[edit]

  • "What a surpriiise! You reeeally stomped Maaario!"

Mario Power Tennis[edit]

  • "Heh heh heh. He walks funny."
  • "Don't expect mouth-to-mouth."
  • "Look out!"
  • "Oh, no, wa ha ha ha ha..."
  • "Peach Dome Tournament... aah, that's us!"
  • "Uh oh, run away!"
  • "This way... ah, wait for me!"
  • "In here!"
  • "They hate us."
  • "Ready... aim... fire!"
  • "Sorry! Hee hee hee."
  • "Take this, Mr. Eyeballs!"
  • "Eh... Cut..."
  • "Hey, prop guy!"
  • "Waaaa-luigi time! Waluigi win!"
  • "Oh no, I lost. AAAAWWW! Grrr..."
  • "Camelot! Heh, heh, heh!"
  • "Swim, swim, swim!"
  • "It's broken!"

Mario Tennis Aces[edit]

  • "It's only suitable for the best of the best..."
  • "We knew you'd steal another win."
  • "Wahahaha! Too slow, Mario!"
  • "Next stop, the summit of Inferno Island!"
  • "Good work, Mario! Wahahaha!"
  • "While you were busy fighting, we managed to sneak in and take the treasure!"
  • "We'll be taking this Power Stone now. Try not to be sore losers!"
  • "It's all been building to this. A final showdown for the Power Stones. To the stadium! It's time to settle the score!"
  • "No kidding! We could've been the best players in the world with that thing!"

Mario Party series[edit]

Mario Party 3[edit]

  • "I'm the best!"
  • "Good Choice."
  • "Yeah!"
  • "Yeah! Waluigi's the winner!"
  • "My name is Waluigi!" (Story Mode only)
  • "If you want the Mischief Star back, you must name me the Superstar!" (Story Mode only)
  • "If you've got something to say to me, then step right up!" (Story Mode only)
  • "Wah, heh, heh, heh! The Mischief Star is here!" (Story Mode only)
  • "Wah, heh, heh, heh! Waluigi is number one!" (Story Mode only)
  • "No! I'll remember this!" (Story Mode Only)

Mario Party 4[edit]

  • "Good choice!"
  • "Yeah, Waluigi's the winner!"
  • "Yeah!"
  • "Aww! I lost!"
  • "Let's-a party!"
  • "Waluigi is the Party Star! Heh heh heh heh!"
  • "Heh heh heh! I got it."
  • "Wah heh heh heh!"

Mario Party 5[edit]

  • "Good choice!"
  • "Yeah! Waluigi's the winner!"
  • "Aww! I lost!"
  • "Heh heh heh! I got it."
  • "Yeah!"
  • "Wah heh heh heh!"
  • "Waluigi! Wahahaha!"

Mario Party 6[edit]

  • "Waaaah-Luigi!"
  • "Heh heh heh! I got it!"
  • "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
  • "Heheh, Waluigi number one!"
  • "Yes!"
  • "Wah-ha!"
  • "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
  • "I hate this game!"
  • "Wah-ha! Waluigi's the Superstar!"
  • "You're lousy!"

Mario Party 7[edit]

  • "Waaaah-Luigi!"
  • "Heh heh heh! I got it!"
  • "Heheh, Waluigi number one!"
  • "You're lousy!"
  • "Yes!"
  • "Wah-ha!"
  • "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
  • "Yes!"
  • "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
  • "I hate this game!"
  • "Waluigi the Superstar!"

Mario Party 8[edit]

  • "Mario Party 8!"
  • "Mine, mine, mine!"
  • "Waluigi, winner!"
  • "I'm ruined!"
  • "Watch out for me!"
  • "Waluigi number one!"
  • "Me! I won! Me!"
  • "Wonderful!"
  • "We all Superstars! Wa-hah!"
  • "I'm a de Superstar!"
  • "No no no no no no!"
  • "We're the winners!"

Mario Party DS[edit]

  • "Oh, yeah!"
  • "Waaah..."
  • "I'm the superstar!"
  • "Ho!"
  • "Weow!"

Mario Party 9[edit]

Mario Party: Island Tour[edit]

  • "Waluigi time!"
  • "Oh, yeah!"
  • "Wah ha ha wah!"

Mario Party 10[edit]

  • "Waluigi the Superstar!"

Mario Party: Star Rush[edit]

  • "Waluigi!"
  • "Alright!"
  • "Num-ber one!"

Super Mario Party[edit]

  • "Take me to that Mario Party!" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
  • "The party's right there! Let's crash it again!" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
  • "This'll be good!" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
  • "I'm ready! Are you?" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
  • "Waluigi!"
  • "Alright!"
  • "Heh he he!"
  • "Ho ho!"
  • "No one has the brains to outsmart me! Just you watch!" (When he is selected as an ally)
  • "Evil schemes are my specialty!" (When he is selected as an ally)
  • "We're here to help. Lucky you!" (Challenge Road)
  • "What's up? I'm here to help. You're gonna need it!" (Challenge Road)
  • "Aw, no!"
  • "Mario! If I can beat you... I can reignite my passion for challenges!" (If the player chooses Mario, he will be their final opponent in Chestnut Forest on Challenge Road)
  • "I will defeat you... And reignite my passion for challenges!" (The player's final opponent in Chestnut Forest)
  • "I'm a failure..." (After beating him in Challenge Road)
  • "Just because everyone else is having fun doesn't mean I'm jealous! Not one bit!" (Waluigi in the party plaza)
  • "When I finally find someone desperate enough to take me, you'll regret this!" (When asked to be a party member in the party plaza and the player refuses him)
  • "I wanna see how long one party can go! Take me so I can find out!" (Waluigi in the party plaza when all gems have been collected)
  • "We’re both going to regret this!" (When asked to be a party member in the party plaza when all gems have been collected and the player refuses him)

Mario Golf series[edit]

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour[edit]

  • "You might be gettin' better, but nobody cheats better than me! You got that?!"
  • "Don't whiff!"
  • "Are you sweating?"
  • "You're cheating!"
  • "Oh, come on!"
  • "Only cheaters mess up!"
  • "Ehh... Not bad...for you!"
  • "Waaah, this looks too easy..."
  • "Today!"
  • "Tee Time!"
  • "AAAARGH!! Stupid ball."
  • "AAAAAGH!! I hate this game!"
  • "Camelot! Heh, heh, heh!"
  • "Eh, they're all just jealous!"
  • "Wah...? Bogey?!"

Mario Golf: World Tour[edit]

  • "Come on."
  • "Waluigi."
  • "Arghhhh."
  • "I bet Peach makes a pretty penny from running this fancy club. *yawn* I ate so much I'm gonna need a nap!"
  • "Are you happy you won the championship?"
  • "Huh. I guess you're just being honest, but don't let it go to your head!"
  • "Little white lies can get you in trouble, you know. Be happy. You earned it."
  • "For me, the best part of any round of golf is kicking back and relaxing when it's all over. That's all I need!"
  • "Now that you've won you second title, I gotta admit I'm kinda jeal--"
  • "Never mind! I'll see you on the Mountain Course."
  • "Huh? You want to know if I was actually trying on the Mountain Course Championship?"
  • "Hey! I always give it everything I've got, but even I have off days. Just watch, I'll be the next champion!"
  • "Oh? OK. Well, the grub's better than normal, today. Must be because you won the triple crown. Thanks, I guess!"

Mario Kart series[edit]

Mario Kart: Double Dash!![edit]

  • "Wa-ha-ha! Waluigi, #1!"
  • "Arghhhh, Waluigi no win this time."
  • "Come on, let's-a-go!"
  • "Oh, yeah!"
  • "Wha-ha!"
  • "He he!"
  • "Wah hah hah waah!"
  • "Waaaaaah!"
  • "Waluigi!"
  • "Waluigi time!"
  • "Go far, oh yeah!"
  • "Golden!"

Mario Kart DS[edit]

  • "Heh-heh-heh!" (when chosen as character)
  • "Let's go already!" (when his kart is chosen)
  • "Wa-ha-ha-waaaaa!" (wins a race)

Mario Kart Wii[edit]

  • "Oh yeah!"
  • "Waluigi!"
  • "Yahooie!"
  • "Yeahhh!"
  • "Heheheh, yeah!"
  • "Waluigi time!"
  • "Take that!"
  • "So good!"
  • "Let's-a go!"
  • "I'm-a gonna win!"
  • "I'm on the red team!"
  • "Blue team gonna win!"
  • "Ehh, everybody cheater! Next time I cheat! Heh heh heh!"
  • "Ah, Waluigi lose! Impossible!"
  • "Oh, too bad. I get you next time, cheaters!"
  • "Waaah, impossible!"
  • "Aw yeah! I get you next time."
  • "Ha ha ha! Next time. I could have won!"
  • "Ehh, not bad..." (*laughs*)
  • "Aw no, too bad. Nyehhhhh."
  • "Ha ha ha! Not bad..." (*laughs*)
  • "Waluigi wins! Yeah!"
  • "Heheheh, I'm the win!"
  • "Oh yeah, Waluigi! Ha-ha-ha!"
  • "Owwwwww! Cheaters!"
  • "Watch out...for me!" (after getting a Star or Mega Mushroom)
  • "Aw yeah! Powered up!"

Mario Kart 8 / Mario Kart 8 Deluxe[edit]

  • "Ha ha!" (When selected)
  • "Cheaters!"
  • "Baby, here we go!"
  • "Watch out...for me!"
  • "Ha, Waluigi!" (glide)
  • "Ha ha! Waluigi!" (When finished 1st)
  • "Nice! Niiiice! Yeah!" (When finished between 2nd and 6th place)
  • "Aw, everybody cheating!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
  • "Oh! Come on!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
  • "I'll be back!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
  • "Wheels up, up, up, up!" (when entering anti-gravity mode)
  • "Hey there! Here we go!"
  • "I’ll get you!"

Mario & Sonic series[edit]

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games[edit]

  • "Waluigi!" (When selected)
  • "Ah, Waluigi get you next time!" (Placing second or third)
  • "Oh, no, no, no!" (Losing)
  • "Waaah? No!" (Placing fourth or lower)
  • "I'm a living legend!" (When achieving a world record)
  • "Waluigi! Number one!"
  • "Wah heh heh, Waluigi number one!"
  • "Heh heh, Waluigi number one!"
  • "Come on!"
  • "Wah heh heh heh!"
  • "Yeah!"
  • "Yes!"
  • "Move it!"
  • "Good!"
  • "Oh, yeah!"
  • "Waluigi Move it!"

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games[edit]

  • "Waluigi!"
  • "Wah, Waluigi getting you next time."
  • "Wah ha ha!"
  • "Huh?"
  • "Waluigi time!"
  • "Waluigi, number one!"
  • "I'm a-living legend!"
  • "What? No."
  • "*Huff* *Pant* Don't let your Snowboard Cross win go to your head." (After defeating Wario at Icepeak)
  • "*Huff* *Pant* Don't let your Bobsleigh win go to your head." (After defeating Wario at Polastraits)
  • "So what if we did? We'll have our revenge in Snowboard Cross!"
  • "Or maybe you don't have what it takes for Snowboard Cross?"
  • "Don't try and blame it on me!"
  • "That's right! You should go easy on us to make it a fair match!"
  • "So we lost one. Just don't get used to it!"
  • "About time we got moving, eh, Wario?"
  • "What?"
  • "Heh. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!"
  • "I think they're sweet talking us now, then giving us the hard work later."
  • "What? I didn't hear anything, did you?"
  • "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer... Take them by surprise."
  • "You need all the help you can get, that's for sure."
  • "If there are any Whitestones nearby, our machine here will give out a sound."
  • "Eh heh heh! Waluigi already knows your little secret!"
  • "Oh, so there's a secret room in Cubyrinth, hm?"
  • "Could it be where that nervous-looking Shy Guy was hanging around in Cubyrinth?"
  • "Yes, a nice day for adventure. How about you go off on an adventure yourself, hm?"
  • "Do not worry about your secret room. Waluigi will watch it for you."
  • "Waluigi knows everything! Now, show me where the secret room is!"
  • "Eh heh heh! That's what happens to those who know the secret, hm?"
  • "If you want help, you better tell me the secret now!"
  • *Cough* *Cough* "What a mess!"
  • "A-ha! The way into the secret room, no?"
  • "Eh heh heh! Nobody pulls the wool over Waluigi's eyes!"
  • "Waluigi found the secret room. Three cheers for Waluigi!"

Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games[edit]

  • "Waluigi!"
  • "Wah, Waluigi getting you next time."
  • "Wah ha ha!"
  • "Huh?"
  • "Waluigi, number one!"
  • "I'm a-living legend!"
  • "What? Nooo!"
  • "Now it's no problem to see the court from way back here!"
  • "Waluigi's finest invention! I call them Waluigiscopes!"
  • "With these babies Waluigi can watch Luigi like a hawk and learn all his weaknesses!"
  • "Then when Waluigi wins, he'll be the biggest superstar on the planet!"
  • "What do you want from Waluigi?"
  • "Haw? Why should Waluigi give you his Waluigiscopes?"
  • "No way! Now scram. Waluigi is a very busy man."
  • "Talking time is over! You are in Waluigi's way now. Go away before Waluigi gets mad!"
  • "Eh heh heh! Nobody gets between Waluigi and his scheming!"
  • "Now, time to find the perfect spot to spy on Luigi from..."
  • "Gwahah!"
  • "Ahh! The world's only pair of beautiful Waluigiscopes..."
  • "You'd better be ready to pay for a replacement, my metal friend! Or I'll make you pay!"
  • "Then that's how it's going to be, eh? Fine, get onto the court!"
  • "Waluigi always makes them pay."
  • "Eh heh heh! Waluigi wins!"
  • "Hey, come back! You still haven't paid for my Waluigiscopes!"
  • "And extra meddling fee on top for getting in the way of my scheme!"
  • "Oh! Wario! Perfect timing."
  • "You see Metal Sonic around here?"
  • "No, haven't seen him. You seen Metal Sonic around--"
  • "Hey, Wario! Wait!"
  • "If you help Waluigi find Metal Sonic, there's a big reward!"
  • "Yes, really!"
  • "Waluigi'll just add it to the payment for the Waluigiscopes and the meddling tax!" (thinking)
  • "Rewards for everybody?! Waluigi is in! Let's go after Eggman and Metal Sonic!"
  • "You're one to talk! Always with the evil plots, you!"
  • "You're just trying to weasel your way out of paying!"
  • "You WILL pay for this, and the price tag, she keeps rising!"
  • "You're not the only ones who have been training! Wario! Let's show the Doctor what's what!"
  • "Eh heh heh! Never underestimate the wrath of a man kept from making money!"
  • "Think you can just run off again like before, eh?!"
  • "Just like you said, Wario."
  • "Eh heh heh! You watch and find out for yourself."
  • "You're slow on the uptake, Eggman! Wario'll find your machine in no time."
  • "Just has to be follow the fog! Wario has the nose of a blood-hound, you said it yourself!"
  • "Eh heh heh! Do it, Wario!"
  • "W-We didn't do it to make you people happy. We--"
  • "Now that they've given up on running, we can get down to settling our debts!"
  • "No fair! He used science to cheat Waluigi!"
  • "Listen up, Egghead! We haven't given up yet! We'll be by to collect our money soon!"
  • "Huh? Who're you?"
  • "What? Why should Waluigi bother playing games with your metal friend?"
  • "Waluigi sees no benefit for him."
  • "Then Waluigi will practice his sprinting by running away from you!"
  • "Now Eggman comes squawking, too? Argue all you like, but leave Waluigi out of it!"
  • "So long!"
  • "You can make this happen for Waluigi?"
  • "Waluigi will hear all the details, now!"
  • "What?! Are you trying to trick Waluigi?!"
  • "When you put it like that, Waluigi sees your logic."
  • "So what would you have Waluigi do?"
  • "Waluigi will do it!"
  • "Why did Waluigi have to jinx himself like this-- and right before the Olympic Games!"
  • "Nyaahh... Time to train all over again. Waluigi will become a superstar on his own. No tricks!"
  • "You'll see at the Olympic Games, Eggman, and your little metal friends, too!"

Mario Baseball series[edit]

Mario Superstar Baseball[edit]

  • "Wah hah hah waah!"

Mario Super Sluggers[edit]

  • "Stop right there, rubes! What're you doing here?"
  • "No way, lard lump! We're gonna settle this like men!... With baseball!"
  • "Waluigi time!"
  • "Sit down, loser!"
  • "Waluigi!"

Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix[edit]

  • "Wahahaha! At last I've found them!"
  • "I shall release the music from the keys and flood the world with chaos!"
  • "Wahahaha! I have a surprise for you!"
  • "I, Waluigi, claim this Music Key in the name of... er... um... Waluigi!"
  • "With this key, I'll be the best dancer in the world! Wahahaha!"
  • "Wahahaha! The only way you'll get it back is if you defeat me..."

Super Mario Strikers[edit]

  • "Nintendo!"
  • "Wahahaha, Waluigiiiii!"
  • "Wah wah wah Waluigi!"
  • "Waluigi!"
  • "Uh, oh!"
  • "Oh yeah, oh yeah! Wah heh heh heh heh!"
  • "Wah heh heh heh!"

Mario Strikers Charged[edit]

  • "Too easy! Yeah! Heh heh heh... losers!"
  • "Hello."
  • "Buh-bye."
  • "Wa-lu-igi. Yeah. Yeah. YEAH!"
  • "You want the ball? Here! Ha ha ha!"
  • "Wahhhh... CHEESE!" *Punches camera*
  • "Aw, Wario!" *coughs* "Ugh, you're killing me!"
  • "Aw, Wario! Change your pants!"
  • "Aw, Wario! Hold it in!"
  • "Next Level Games, wah-ha! Losers."
  • "Hey, dummy!"

Mario Hoops 3-on-3[edit]

  • "Waluigi number one!"

Mario Sports Mix[edit]

  • "Waaaluigi!"
  • "Waluigi number one!"