List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes by King Koopa

Main article: List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes

This is a list of quotes from the television show The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! said by King Koopa.

"The Bird! The Bird!"

• "Well, at last you two powder-puffs did something right!"
• "Watch it, soldier! When I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it; I want my feet licked!"
• "This will be the last time those pinhead plumbers throw a monkey wrench into MY evil plans!"
• "Attention, Koopa Troopers! It's air raid time!"
• "For badness below and behind the call of cruelty, I, the devious King Koopa, bestow these Medals of the Double Cross!"
• "THEY WHAAAAAT?!?! You fumbling beak-geeks blew it!!"
• "I'll have to lead the next attack myself!"
• "Koopa Troopa Pack, attack! Put out that super plumber's fire!"
• "It's all over, scum-scrubbers!"
• "Who threw that vegetable?"
• "Retreat! Retreat!!"
• "I'll be back! You haven't heard the last of King Koopa!"

"King Mario of Cramalot"

• "Now I can spread my evil meanness all over to Cramalot!"
• "So...Mario thinks HE'S king of Cramalot! That impudent little faucet fixer! HOW DARE HE! There's only one king of Cramalot, AND WHO IS THAT!?"
• "HE'S SITTING RIGHT HERE ON THIS THRONE!"
• "I'M TALKING ABOUT ME, YOU KNOW-NOTHING NINCOM-KOOP!"
• "It's time to teach that pasta-eatin' plumber and his friends, NOT to crown the Koopa! Sound the Koopa Troopa attack!"
• "Don't celebrate yet, you sewer-scrubbin'-lovin' losers!"
• "I wouldn't do that if you value the Princess's beauty!"
• "Gimme that plunger!"
• "When I get through with you lasagna-lovin' losers, you'll wish you never CAME to Cramalot!"
• "This is the most glorious day of my Koopa career! At last I'm king! King of aaaaaaaaall Cramalot!"
• "Cursed crocodiles! It's that pepperoni plumber!"
• "We'll see about that! Seize them!"
• "Easier said than done, macaroni-mouth!"
• "I don't know. What?"
• "Cut the cord and fight, faucet face!"
• "Flattery will get you nowhere!"
• "Take that!"
• "Drats. You pasta-brained plumbers have foiled my plans again!"
• "Then as the old saying goes... He who Koops and runs away, lives to Koop another day!"

"Butch Mario & The Luigi Kid"

• "You'll never see those pipsqueak plumbers again! I put prices on their heads, and a patsy on their tails! Your kingdom, will NEVER be free, and you'll spend the rest of your life, crawling at night!"
• "Then there's breakfast, lunch, and dinner...for the rest of the week! I'll drop by in a few weeks to accept your surrender! Starve well, my pretty princess!"
• "Those pesky plumbers got away?! You buck-toothed bumblehead! You're a disgrace to rodents everywhere! You put those drain-drips in prison, or I'll lock YOU up instead!"
• "How about... to STAY...as my...PRISONERS!"
• "Princess Toadstool can forget about a rescue! I got her budinski buddies all Koopered up!"
• "Now, linguini-lips...we'll see who's REALLY the fastest gun in the west!"
• "At the cheep of six, draw!"
• "GOTCHA!"
• "Like my grandfather Poopa La Koopa always said, 'Cheat, beat, and be merry!'"
• "How nice of you to drop in on Princess Toadstool! How are you gonna get out NOW, drain-o-brains?! Now I got you pipesqueaks JUST where I want ya!"
• "There's more than one way to get rid of pests!"

"Mario's Magic Carpet"

• "I'll give ya three urns of dried dates for her! That's my final offer!"
• "P-U!"
• "You're mine, Princess! All mine!"
• "Prepare yourself, for a long torturous journey, Princess!"
• "Far far away, where your buttinsky buddies can NEVER save you!"
• "Au contraire! My evil scheme, is right on schedule! Soon we'll be flying over some nasty quicksand, ad that's where I'll bid you adieu!"
• "What was that?"
• "If the altitude's bothering you, I can take care of that, pronto!"
• "This is where you get off!"
• "She can't save her kingdom from there! Now to pull the rug out from under those Marios!"
• "Gotcha!"
• "She's playing in the sand!"
• "Oh no, you won't!"
• "Hello? Pidgit Express? This is King Koopa! Send me a dozen Pidgits, pronto!"
• "Don't know what I'd do without my carpet phone."
• "STOP!!! STOP!! YOU STUPID PIDGITS!"
• "I'll get you for this, you pesky plumbers! A Koopa never forgets!"

"Rolling Down the River"

• "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try and rescue Princess Toadstool! And I intend to capture them before they do! Outta my way, rodent!"
• "What kinda birthday cake?"
• "Happy? Impostor! I never use the H-word!"
• "Now all I need is those faucet freak Mario Bros.!"
• "Your pushy plumber friends are finished, Princess!"
• "Don't interrupt me! Not while I'm boasting and gloating!"
• "As I was saying, with Mark Twang out of the race..."
• "What?"
• "I don't believe it! How did Twang fix that steam engine?"
• "No, no, no! It's that muttonhead Mario!"
• "Let them come! I have a big surprise for them! Bring me the Black Pit Bob-Ombs!"
• "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!"
• "Down the drain with those pesky pipe-pushers!"
• "So what? Those pinhead plumbers will never get past the black pit! I'll still win this race, and become King of the River!"
• "Stop wisecracking, Mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!"
• "No, no, no! I hate those pesky plumbers!"
• "Put me down, you wrench monkey!"
• "Are you kiddin'? I'm a villain, remember?"
• "Man the guns! Keelhaul the anchor! Sink that side-wheeler!"
• "Laugh now, sewer-scum! But when I get outta here, I'll plug your pipes!"

"The Great Gladiator Gig"

• "Guess who's coming to dinner, Tryclydius? The Marios!"
• "Don't let 'em see ya, snake-breath! I want 'em to walk into my trap!"
• "Why do I have to give you an order three times before it sinks in?"
• "I can't let you ninnies ruin my plan to get the Marios outta the way!"
• "Get back here, you stupid serpent!"
• "Hmm... I've been looking so forward to your visit!"
• "Emperor Augustus Septemberus Octoberus Koopa to you, my little prisoner!"
• "They're gonna find out about it right now, bright-eyes! In the meantime, lemme make you both comfortable!"
• "There's no escaping the great Augustus Septemberus Octoberus Koopa!"
• "Welcome to my spaghetti dinner, faucet freaks!"
• "And I'd like to introduce you clogheads to my gladiator! Fight him and win, and you go free!"
• "Why, thank you, Princess! Bring on my champion!"
• "Enjoying the show, Princess?"
• "Awww! It'll be over soon! Tryclydius is gonna make minced Mario meat outta those two wrenchheads!"
• "Not for long, Princess! Three heads are better than two!"
• "It can't be! They defeated my champion!"
• "That's what YOU think! Brutius, release the lions!"
• "One of the nice things about being evil is, you get to lie a lot!"
• "Come now! Be a good girl, Princess!"
• "You Marios haven't seen the last of King Koopa!"

"Mario and the Beanstalk"

• "Fum fee fi fo! I smell the brothers Mario!"
• "It won't open, basin brains!"
• "Fee fum fi foo! I'm gonna cook some Mario stew!"
• "I told ya! You're staying to be my dinner!"
• "Now will ya believe me?"
• "Fee fi fo fum! I'll lock you up, cause you're so dumb!"
• "Fi fum fee faddit! You two guys have really had it!"
• "That's right! Forever! And since you admire my gold coins so much, you may remain with them...for the rest of your lives! Eventually, you'll be crushed by them! Watch this! Lay!"
• "That goose is gonna smother you brothers! Lay!"
• "Oh, no, no, no! It shrunk me!"
• "This is just a small setback! I'll return, bigger than ever!"

"The Great BMX Race"

• "Attention, Team Koopa! When those pain-in-the-drain plumbers reach Dead Man's Curve, nail 'em real nasty!"
• "Now I'll really pull the plug on those faucet freaks!"
• "You're my prisoner, Princess! And soon, your pedal-pushin' plumbers will be outta MY hair forever!"
• "I'd try, my dear! I'd try!"
• "No one asked for a trap faster than a plumber! Prepare for...Operation Smash 'Em! ...Now!"
• "What?"
• "Not for long, fungus-face! Phase 2, featherheads! And hurry!"
• "Aw, yikes! Track them, Troopas!"
• "Ohhhh! You bumbling boobs!"
• "Okay! That does it! You're ALL gonna be Koopatized!"
• "There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!"
• "Whoa! Ow! That hurt!"

"Stars in Their Eyes"

• "And his magnetic personality!"
• "Gut wrenching, isn't it?"
• "Stick around for the party, ya honk-faced Quirks!"
• "Oh, yes it CAN, ya little twerp! You're gonna spend the rest of your lives in chains!"
• "They'll never lose their chains because I control them!"
• "Electronically, no less!"
• "You're breaking my heart, Princess! Now get to work! Now that you and these Quirks are my slaves, I got other planets to plunder!"
• "There's no escaping from Moon Man Koopa!"
• "Not with tools in your pockets!"
• "I'll dispose of those fried cooks!"
• "Come to Koopa, my little olive pit!"
• "I'll get those Quirks for thiiiiiis!"
• "You call that music? Stop that racket!"
• "I hate that music, I hate spaghetti, I hate Quirks, I hate those faucet freeeeeeaks!"

"Jungle Fever"

• "Well, what didja find out what those bumbling basin-brains are up to?"
• "I've heard o' him! He's the best elixir mixer in the jungle!"
• "Oh yeah? Well, two can play at that game! And I know how to cheat!"
• "There's no warning sign, you faucet freak because I stole it! Okay, Koopa Pack! Time to attack!"
• "That's right! Ya can't go back! But ya can go down!"
• "So long, scum scrubbers!"
• "It's my own Koopa Strength Itching Powder! You're gonna scratch so bad you'll fall off that bridge! Now I'm gonna get that witch doctor and his magic potion for myself!"
• "Those pesky plumbers must be falling to their doom right now!"
• "Never interrupt me when I'm gloating!"
• "Alright! Which one of you messed up?! Who ruined all my sneaky underhanded plans?!"
• "OW!!! Watch where you're going, ya egg crate! Better yet, commence fire!"
• "Forward! Quick! There's no time to lose!"
• "Hey, doc! Can you mix potions from inside a gunnysack?"
• "Well, here's your chance!"
• "And it's just beginning, basin-brains! And while you're scratching yourselves to your graves, your good witch doctor will be mixing bad potions, for me!"
• "Now, make me a potion which will stop Princess Toadstool from trying to rescue her Mushroom people and ruining all my fun!"
• "Or I feed ya to these starving Piranha Plants!"
• "That's it! That potion will turn Princess Toadstool into a helpless rock!"
• "You're stalling, Sheldon!"
• "HEY!!! Capture them!"
• "Thank you, Princess! You saved me ALL the trouble of hunting you down! You're so nice to me!"
• "You're right! It IS the last thing! Witch doctor! Douse her with that potion and turn her into a rock!"
• "HEY!!! Ohhhh! IT ITCHES!!!"

"Brooklyn Bound"

• "The only place those faucet freaks will go...is straight to my dungeon!"
• "After them, you muddleheaded mongols!"
• "Looks like those drips have finally taken the big drop!"
• "For courage beyond compare! For bravery beyond description! I praise this great hero, the superior fiend, me! Koopa Khan the Magnificent!"
• "If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me!"
• "Yeah! A toast...to me! For getting rid of the Princess and her pals all in one fell swoop! Cheer me, you clods!"
• "WHAT?!"
• "Koopa Pack, it's time to attack! TO YOUR OSTRICHES!!!"
• "Last one into the cave is a goodie-goodie!"
• "Hey! Drains-for-brains!"
• "Goodbye, and good riddance!"
• "You'll never reach it, faucet face! You and your friends are doomed!"
• "Darn! You disgusting drainhead!"
• "Whoops! Time to Koopa out!"
• "You Snifit cowards! You yellow-bellies! Wait for your fearless leader! You'll pay for this, you pesky plumber! Yeeow!"
• "You stupid sniveling Snifits! Find a way across that chasm, and find it, NOW!"
• "Ow ow ow ow ow!"
• "That was my idea, you snug-faced simp!"
• "Let's go, and don't spare the ostrich power!"
• "Don't worry, plumber boys! I'll take care of them!"
• "Goodbye, jerkos! And don't come back!"
• "Oh yeah? And who's gonna stop me? Your plumber pals ran out on you, remember?"
• "Snifits! Smash them!"
• "You sniveling Snifits! This is no time to sneak out! Wait! I'll getcha! Whoa!"
• "I hate plumbers! I hate 'em, I hate 'em, I hate 'em!"

"Toad Warriors"

• "Lock them up and throw away the key! And whatever you do, don't let them get away! The last of the spaghetti sauce is almost in my hands! I'll make a fortune selling it back to those miserable Mushrooms, and now I've got that pesky Princess, too!"
• "Car 54½, come in...or else!"
• "Get your motors running! They've got the Princess inside that Rebel Fort! Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "That mouse-brain! To think of all the gold coins I wasted on his driver's ed classes!"
• "Those miserable wrench-heads won't ruin MY evil plans! Prepare an ambush, Mouser! Make road pizzas outta them!"
• "I've heard of falling stars, but plummeting plumbers?"
• "Enough Mr. Nice Guy. It's time for my ultimate weapon. Mouser, bring forth the Thunderbirdo!"
• "FIRE!!!"
• "End of the road, Princess Toadstool! End of the road! Hahahahahahahaha!"
• "Wait till the smoke clears, Mouser! Those plumbers are tricky! It could be a sink trap."
• "Oh, alright. Let's move in!"
• "I'll get you for this, Mario! Koopa Pack, reattack! And get that loser Luigi, too! And get him! Get them! Get all of them!"
• "Forward-ho!"
• "No miserable little Mushroom beats King-of-the-Road Koopa in a (coughs) race!"
• "Deal! For sure it won't be you, biker-breath!"
• "Hey, warthog! Let's play chicken!"
• "I'll be back! You can't keep a bad Koopa down!"

"The Fire of Hercufleas"

• "Bring me the Great Balls of Fire!"
• "Hercufleas? He's a has-been. Even you bonehead Beezos can stop that over-the-hill hero!"
• "Why am I cursed with such mush-headed minions?"
• "Ah, Mouser! I was just talkin' about you!"
• "Perfect! Once I have the Great Balls of Fire, I'll really heat things up for that princess, fungus, and those sewer simps!"
• "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction! Think of the wreckage! Think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!"
• "If those faucet freaks want the Great Balls of Fire that badly, I'd hate to disappoint them!"
• "Mouser! More marshmallows!"
• "What enemies, you repugnant rodent? I've already roasted 'em!"
• "The Marios? You're supposed to be smoked! Did Jerkufleas save you?"
• "Beezos to battle stations! We'll fry the funny fungus first!"
• "Stop this, Hercuflop!"
• "You pathetic little firecrackers! Don't Koop out on me! Ah! I can trounce this mush-twerp, fire or no fire!"
• "And so am I! Where's my getaway chariot?"
• "So long, flush-faces! You can keep your Great Balls of Fizzle!"

"Count Koopula"

• "Those pesky plumbers are playing right into my fangs!"
• "Mousigor!"
• "Prepare rooms for Princess Toadstool and her foolish friends! And you, you vapid vampire, go lure our victims...into my castle!"
• "Before the night is through, I'll make them wish they never came to Turtlevania!"
• "Welcome to the Castle of Count Koopula! Dinner is served!"
• "I command you! Behold the full moon!"
• "You can do what you want with the pasta freaks, but don't hurt the Princess! Now find 'em!"
• "Too late, Princess!"
• "I'm taking you to Count Koopula's Torture Chamber, Wax Museum and Dungeon of Horrors!"
• "Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool! That's goodbye in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce-sucking vampire, just like me!"
• "Now, my dear, it's time to initiate you into the loyal brotherhood of tomato sauce vampires!"
• "Uh oh! I hate sunlight!"
• "Outta my way, plumb scum!"
• "I'll get you for this! I'll be back! Just you wait and see!"

"Pirates of Koopa"

• "And Blackbeard Koopa himself! Hehe! Well, well, well! Look what the tide washed up! The muttonhead Marios and that miserable little Mushroom! Ah, and the Princess. What perfect plunder for a pirate! Hahahahaha! I gotcha NOW, you stupid jellyfish! Surrender!"
• "Fire a warning shot! On second thought, blow the plumber boys and the Princess right off the boat!"
• "That wasn't very nice, you puny plumber! You thought you could dupe the Koop, did ya?"
• "What do you want?"
• "Oh yeah, ya mangy little Mushroom?! He who laughs last laughs best! Koopa Pirate Pack, attack!"
• "Would Blackbeard Koopa lie? Besides, you didn't come willingly!"
• "It's pirate party time!"
• "Nonsense, my dear! The party's in your honor! I'm selling you to the pirate who can steal me the most gold coins!"
• "But everyone IS here in your honor, my precious Princess!"
• "These scurvy scoundrels won't care!"
• "Aren't I, though? But enough of this sweet talk!"
• "Listen close, you repulsive wretches! It's time to play "Auction the Princess!""
• "Do I hear one thousand gold coins? Remember, the money goes to my favorite charity... Me."
• "Sink another ship! Raid another port! This princess is worth more than that measly bit!"
• "Do I hear a million gold coins for this fair maiden of the sea?"
• "A billion? Heh! Sold to the puny pirate with the hideous hair, for a billion gold coins!"
• "I'm rich! Rich! Filthy stinking mouthwatering rich!"
• "You! You miserable Mario Bros.!"
• "Don't just stand there, you pathetic dunderheads! Let's get 'em!"
• "Whooooa! I'll be back to sink yooooouuuuu!"

"Two Plumbers and a Baby"

• "Ga ga! You'll be eighteen inches tall when I turn the Fountain of Youth up to full power, ya old fogy! Then you'll work for the Koopa!"
• "It's King Goo Goo Ga Ga Koopa to you!"
• "Ouch!"
• "Albatoss! Catch those sniveling rugrats!"
• "Ga ga goo goo! Now you terrible tots will do all my chores while I play!"
• "Huh? It's the miserable Marios, that mush-headed Mushroom and the pesky Princess! Goo goo them!"
• "Now I've gotcha where I want ya, ya pint-sized brat!"
• "Hey! Show some respect for us grownups!"
• "Koopa Pack, it's time to attack!"
• "Use the Bomb Net, you featherbrain!"
• "Stop or I'll tell on you! I've been hangin' around these kids too long!"
• "Net THEM, you flying squawkbox, not me!"
• "You'll never get away with it, you noodle noggins!"
• "I'll fix you!"
• "(as a baby) What?! Huh?! I'll be back to get you, when I grow up!"

"The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

• "That lasagna-lovin' lunkhead will never find us down here! And with Herlock Solmes my prisoner, I can now commit that criminal caper of the century!"
• "Oh no? And who's gonna stop me? I'm afraid you're all tied up at the moment!"
• "So, Mr. Smartypants Detective, I'll bet you can't guess what my next caper'll be!"
• "Alright! Which one of you bonehead blabbermouths spilled the beans?!"
• "QUIEEEET! You dimwitted dunderheads! We've got a Koopa caper to commence!"
• "Of course it was a great idea. I thought of it, didn't I? Only a crafty Koopa could figure out a way into the Tower of Victoria!"
• "Magic Potion...do your stuff!"
• "With this new weapon, I'm gonna clog every drain in Victoria and flood the city with sewer water!"
• "Rotten reptiles! It's that pasta-eatin' plumber!"
• "Launch the Koopa Pack attack!"
• "Too bad for you, faucet face!"
• "Time to snare these linguini-lickin' losers!"
• "This time, I'm sending you bilge-brains to the great waterworks in the sky!"
• "You don't scare me, you linguini-lickin' losers!"
• "In a few moments, you'll be sliced salami! So long, gutter gophers!"
• "Soon I'll be the vilest villain to ever victimize Victoria! Whaddaya think of me now, Mr. Detective Defective?"
• "Who asked YOU, cheese-breath? Now get back to work! We've got a Koopa caper to commence!"
• "Then let's sink this city in sewer water!"
• "This time, you eggplant-eating idiots are too late!"
• "Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "Then as the old saying goes, 'He who Koops and runs away, lives to Koop another day!'"

"Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

• "And it's gonna get badder before it gets better, faucet freaks!"
• "I think it's time you joined the rest of the Mushroom People, as a rock!"
• "And he ain't the only one going bye-bye! I'm gonna turn those two fat little plumbers, into two FLAT little plumbers!"
• "Anything? Like, marry me?"
• "With you as my bride, I'll be the legal ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom! It's the only thing I need to accomplish total victory!"
• "I knew I was irresistible!"
• "Tell ya what? I'll restore Toad and your people before the wedding, and free the Marios after! Deal?"
• "Take the Princess to the great hall, and spread the word! We're gettin' married in the morning!"
• "The lucky Princess Toadstool's gonna get me as her handsome husband!"
• "This better fit!"
• "Hey, you! Put together a band! A loud band! The louder, the better! And you! Make up a guest list! Invite all my friends to the wedding!"
• "Well, there's uh...nah, nah. How about, eh...uh... Alright. Invite my mother! She'll show up for the cake!"
• "I can't get married in this jacket!"
• "And why is that, my beautiful betrothed?"
• "Oh, alright. Keep your crown on. You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?"
• "Get that little toadstool outta here before I get sick!"
• "Doin' what I do best: being really bad! I'm rockin' ya back to sleep!"
• "Correction, stone face! I just GOT away with it!"
• "You there! Troopas! Take this rock pile back inside the castle! I don't want the Princess to find out what I did to her people till after our wedding!"
• "No, no, no! Put some feeling into it! Some romance! Some-"
• "I'm glad, Mama!"
• "Yes, Mama! Right, Mama! Sorry, Mama!"
• "If that jacket's not ready, Mouser, I'll turn you over to Mama!"
• "All right! Lookin' good, your royal Koopaness!"
• "I'm coming, Mama!"
• "Don't forget our deal, Princess! I kept my promise to free your people. Now you keep yours!"
• "Yes, Mama?"

"The Pied Koopa"

• "Boogie with Koopa, you fungus brats! Boogie right into my double-dealing clutches!"
• "Wanna bet, my soggy little sink slob?"
• "Troopas! Take these plumbers prisoner! Also the princess and that fathead Mushroom!"
• "Since you busy bodies flooded my favorite dungeon, I think it's only fair you spend the rest of your lives there! Toss 'em in the drink!"
• "What's going on with those brats? Mouser!!"
• "Mouser, this is NOT a nursery school! This is an evil castle!"
• "Round up those little monsters and throw 'em in the brig then double the guard!"
• "You're thinking too small, you repulsive rodent! Triple the guard!"
• "Good work, Mouser!"
• "I get the medal, rodent! Tripling the guard was my idea! It would take a miracle for those brats to escape!"
• "Hey, mouse-brain! Where's that music coming from?"
• "Don't be silly! This is Pastaland! Radio hasn't been invented yet!"
• "Look! It's those faucet freaks! They're using my own trick against me! Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "Get back here, you stupid Troopas! You turkey turtles! Get back here, or I'll repossess your shells!"
• "Stop them! Those rotten toadstool tots are getting away! Mouser! This flute will bring them back, and I'm putting YOU in full charge of the little brats!"
• "My flute! I've lost my magic flute! Y'know, I've been havin' more bad luck lately than a bad guy can take!"

"Koopenstein"

• "At last! My creation is almost finished! Now all I need to complete my Monster Robot Troopa...is a brain!"
• "If only you weren't so stupid, Mouser, I could use yours! Yes, yes! What is it?"
• "Aha! Just what the doctor ordered! Those plumbers may not be too bright, but between the both of them, I can make one good brain! Good work, Mouser! Now, go capture them and bring them to me! If you fail, I'll feed you to my monster!"
• "Excellent, Mouser! We'll be able to finish our brain transfer experiment...tonight!"
• "First, we'll measure your combined brainpower! Think of the smartest person ya know: Me!"
• "What? Impossible! A potted plant scores higher than that!"
• "No one is THAT stupid!"
• "Stop, you faucet-flunkies!"
• "Last thing I remember, I had those pesky plumbers trapped in my brain drain device! What happened?"

Note that while transformed into the Koopenstein Monster, King Koopa only speaks in grunts, with one line translated by Mouser.

• "You're never gonna get away!"

"On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"

• "Magic Potion, do your stuff!"
• "At last! I've Koopa conquered Fort Hard Knox! There's more gold here than in a candy lover's mouth! Let's bag this booty and blow!"
• "This is the crowning caper of my Koopa career!"
• "Cursed crocodiles! It's those pepperoni plumbers! Let's Snifit-slaughter 'em!"
• "Rotten reptiles! I'll ambush 'em with an Albatoss!"
• "That's it! I'm through trying to reason with those pesky plumbers! Koopfinger to Birdo! Nab those eggplant-eatin' idiots!"
• "Welcome to my hideout!"
• "Shut your valve, bilge-brain! We're gonna play a little game!"
• "The Tunnel of Doom! My favorite!"
• "How many are there?"
• "Lousy lizards! Is that all? We're gonna have to pull another caper quick!"
• "Drat! It's those sewer-swimming secret agents!"
• "We'll see about that! Koopa pack, attack!"
• "You clog-clearing clodhoppers have foiled my plans again!"
• "Then as the old saying goes, he who Koops and runs away, lives to Koop another day!"

"Mario and Joliet"

• "Cursed crocodiles! That budinski Princess is at it again!"
• "Don't I know it? I've made a fortune supplying Albatosses, Snifits, and Bob-Ombs to those feudin' fools! If the fighting stops, I'll go broke!"
• "But what can I do?"
• "What a wonderfully evil idea! Heheh! That'll start the feud all over again!"
• "He's right here!"
• "And Grunt, my Super Troopa, will make sure ya stay that way! So long, sewer scum!"
• "Koopa Pack, attack!"

"Too Hot to Handle"

• "Those pitiful plumbers are falling hook, line and plunger, for my plan to trap the Princess!"
• "Keep him on ice until that miserable Princess is mine, then you can throw him into the lava machine!"
• "I'm always ready for sneaky badness!"
• "Attention, Aloha People! This is your Fire God! Princess Toadstool must be thrown into the volcano at sundown, or the great volcano will explode and destroy your island!"
• "I love being rotten!"
• "Then let's keep the heat on!"
• "Curses! Here come those budinski plumbers again! Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "What are those idiots waiting for?"
• "Just because I said it doesn't mean I meant it!"
• "Here come the Mario Bros. to rescue Princess Toadstool and I've got two mushbrains waiting for sundown! ...I'll fix those freaks!"
• "At the time of the tone, the time will be: sundown! Phbbbbbt! On with the sacrifice!"
• "My favorite dish! Fire God under glass! And now to rid myself of the Mario Bros. once and for all! Prepare the lava machine!"
• "I know! Tha-That's why I like me so much!"
• "Prepare the lava boat for my getaway with Princess Toadstool!"
• "Now you're cookin', Fryguy! Once the Princess and I are safely away, set the Lava Machine to bury the island!"
• "Oh no? My plan has been perfect!"
• "When I get my mitts on you, you're gonna be creamed, Mushroom!"
• "Gotcha! Prepare to fry in the Lava Machine, you mangy Mushroom!"
• "Haven't I told ya never to interrupt me when I'm gloating?"
• "You mean I can't destroy the island?! I hate those Marios! They always spoil my fun! Well, I'll just have to put the Lava Machine back in action while my two prisoners watch!"
• "At least you're still my prisoner, and we're escaping in the Lava Boat!"
• "Ow! Oh! Ooh! I'll get you for this, you meddling Marios! Time to Koop out!"

"Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"

• "Koopingham Castle, straight ahead! I gotta stow this dough! Heheheh! I'm glad that the folks of Sharewood shared with their sheriff!"
• "Daisies? I didn't ask for daisies! I ordered you to trap that rebel Robin!"
• "You Nincomtroopa! You were Hoodwinked by Hooded Robin! I'm gonna pluck that bird nerd, wing from wing!"
• "In the amount of, one wagon full of gold coins!" (was supposed to be Toad saying this)
• "Forget it, fungus face! I stole that gold unfair and square!"
• "It'll take more than that lame truffle brain to stop me from getting this gold back to my castle!"
• "Whoa! Stop!"
• "How long ya gonna stay here?"
• "This rich reptile can REALLY rob from the poor...while Beak Geak rots in my dungeon!"
• "So, Hooded Robin? How does it feel to be a...jailbird?"
• "Face it, featherweight! You're Kooput!"
• "MY money, tap turkey! And there's a death penalty for early withdrawal!"
• "Shut off that Kooplicated contraption, you clog clown! My money's goin' down the drain!"

"20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"

• "So, that's the deal, fungus folks! Happy Harbor is doomed unless you make ME, your king!"
• "Kiss Koopa's feet and I'll gladly get rid of the sea monster for ya!"
• "Is that right, fungus? When why don't YOU dingle britches tell me how YOU get rid of that sea monster?"
• "Who pushed YOUR button, fishmonger?"
• "Go ahead! Try it, but don't blame me when the sea monster comes back and chomps up your houses! Kindly King Koopa gave you your chance! Get movin', Bloobers! We're outta here!"
• "Serves ya right, basin-brain!"
• "Correction, faucet face! This isn't a monster!"
• "The Koopilus to be exact, under the cruel command of Koopa Nemo!"
• "And it would've worked if you budinskis hadn't messed things up! They'll never make me their king now!"
• "So, I'll just have to sail the Koopilus back to Happy Harbor, and WRECK THE PLACE!"
• "But, in the meantime, I'll make you three my galley slaves!"
• "Happy Harbor won't be happy much longer! Let's ram 'em, slam 'em, and ruin their day!"
• "It's times like this that make me proud to be a bully!"
• "Those clog-brained plumbers have escaped! Stop them!"
• "I can't wait to wreck the whole town!"
• "Huh? WHAT?!"
• "Pesky persnickety plumbers. I wish they'd never been invented."

"Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"

• "What? Those pasta-pilfering plumbers are here?"
• "Then let's throw a Kooper-dooper welcoming party for 'em!"
• "Looking for this, you lame-brained linguini-lover?"
• "Don't let those running runts get away!"
• "Too late, Princess! I hope you like your little room, because you're gonna be in it...forever!"
• "Forget it! Your pea-brained paisano isn't gonna find a way to anything, except sit in my dungeon...forever!"
• "Mario has escaped, and that sneaky sink scrubber knows where the gold is! I'd better hide it somewheres else! Mouser, if anything happens to the Princess, I'll turn you into swiss cheese!"
• "Not now, fungus!"
• "Too late! His gorgeous self is here!"
• "You'll have plenty of time to divide up the blame, heh, like the rest of your lives! What a lucky day for me!"
• "Big deal! Look down there! I'll just load the gold into my royal yacht and sail away! You see? I thought of everything!"
• "Let go of me! You leprechaun leech!"
• "Keep away from me! You and your bad luck!"
• "It's not worth it! Keep the gold coins! Keep the kingdom! Just get that jinx away from meeeeeeeee!"

"Mario Meets Koop-zilla"

• "Run, you tasty tempura tasters! I'm gonna squash this city flatter than a tofu pancake!"
• "I'll take that, you fish-fixin' fruitcake!"
• "That's the idea, chopsticks-for-brains! Rampagin' reptiles! It's working!"
• "Now I'll be the most terrible tyrant to ever trample a town! Koop-zilla!"
• "Scram, pests, or I'll call an exterminator!"
• "Boy! Destroying a city isn't all just fun and games; it's hard work!"
• "All this bashing and crashing really works up an appetite!"
• "Well, if it isn't two little clogs who climbed outta the sewer!"
• "I don't take lip like that from insects!"
• "I'll get you yet, you little lasagna-lovers!"
• "Just wait till I get my mitts on you midgets!"
• "Wanna bet, you faucet-fixin featherhead?"
• "I got you now, you pint-sized pasta-eaters!"
• "Stand still so I can squash you, ya little vermin!"
• "You won't escape that easy, you sewer-swimming slimeballs!"
• "OUCH!!!"
• "You'll pay for that, you mozzarella morons! But first, I'm gonna crush this city into Koopa Krumbs!"
• "I haven't had this bigger blast since I set that fire in the dynamite factory!"
• "Cursed crocodiles! It's that parmesan plumber, and he's as big as me!"
• "Years of practice!"
• "Is that so? Well, just remember: He who Koops last, Koops best!"
• "I'm sendin' you back to Lasagna Land!"
• "Nice try, bilge-brains!"
• "Chew on this, pizza-puss!"
• "You'll pay for that, you miserable mechanic of muck!"
• "Hey! The city's getting bigger! No! I'm shrinking!"
• "You two-bit tortellini taster! You've foiled my plans again!"
• "Then, as the old saying goes, he who Koops and runs away lives to Koop another day!"

"Koopa Klaus"

• "Smash 'em, bust 'em, break 'em! That's what I wanna see! Broken toys! I hate Christmas! I hate gifts! I hate giving! Christmas... Bah humkoop!"
• "Good, Randolph, ya red-nosed Tryclyde! I'm off to the North Pole to drop those bombs on Santa's workshop. I'll freeze the North Pole, and everyone will have an Unmerry Christmas!"
• "Leave the cruel lines to me, okay?"
• "Mush, ya worthless birdbrains! Bah humkoop on Christmas!"
• "It's Koopa Klaus! Let's give 'em a little Christmas present to melt their frozen pipes, eh?"
• "Now I've gotcha, Santa! Say goodbye to your workshop and your elves and your toys!"
• "Chirstmas? Bah humkoop!"
• "You think those spaghetti-heads are gonna rescue you? Forget it! I got friends in this neck of the woods! Koopa Flurry Pack, attack!"
• "Those drain-brains have defeated by Flurries!"
• "No more Mr. Nice Koopa! I got the jolly man, see? One false move and he goes over the cliff! And I got a feeling it won't be such a happy landing, see?"
• "Christmas? Christmas is a bah humkoop! A bah humkoop! A BAH... HUM... KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!"
• "Avalaaaaaaaaanche!!"
• "Wait a minute! What about me?"
• "Oh no! Not me! I'm not jumpin' into that ice bath!"
• "I didn't get to ruin Christmas. The Mario Bros. beat me again, and I'm floating away on an iceberg. What else can go wrong?"

"Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"

• "Lakitu! Is our secret weapon ready?"
• "Watch out, plumbers! Here comes Koopa, the party poopa!"
• "Nice work, Lakitu! Now I know why you're the boss of the clouds!"
• "And those Pastalanders are gonna find out I'M the boss of everything! Serve 'em the Spiny eggs!"
• "Attention all Mushroom citizens of Pastaland! I'm Koopa capturing your whole country, and this is how!"
• "That 'piece of junk', is my new Wicked Weather Satellite, and you better be scared!"
• "Unless you surrender Pastaland to ME, I'll bury the whole kingdom under a mile of snow!"
• "Ya got exactly seventeen minutes to make up your Mushroom minds! C'mon, Lakitu!"
• "Think you're clever, don'tcha, ya little pipesqueaks? Well, in the immortal words of the great King Koopa, what goes up, must come down!"
• "BEANSTAAAAAAAAAAALK!"
• "Have I got a hot one for you, drain-brain?"
• "Nothin' like relaxing in the sun, eh, Lakitu?"
• "The Mario Bros.!"
• "I'll fix those flyin' faucet freaks for good!!"
• "Okay, that's it! I'm tired of just being bad! It's time to get rotten!"
• "Don't ever steal a used flying carpet."
• "I'll get ya next time, you meddling Marios!"

"The Unzappables"

• "This soda bar is the perfect place for my new headquarters: The Koopa Klub! Those garlic-gulpin' goodie-goodies will never get in here!"
• "Fan-Kooping-tastic! Put it down!"
• "That's what YOU think! Those hats are magic! Now put 'em on!"
• "I'm gonna have myself a Koopa kick!"
• "Rampaging reptiles! It works!"
• "Those hats will repel any kinda weapon! Whoever wears one, becomes unzappable!"
• "Hand out the hats! We got a Koopa caper to commence!"
• "Reach for the sky, Mushrooms! This is a stickup!"
• "Plug your ears and watch your rears! I'm going Bob-Omb bowling!"
• "Let's stash this cash, and dash!"
• "Do your worst, ya pipe-patchin' pinheads!"
• "That's right! Thanks to our new Unzappable Hats! Now reach for it, plumb-scum!"
• "Take 'em...for a ride!"
• "You don't scare me! In a few seconds, you'll be suckin' seaweed at the bottom of the river!"
• "Get back here, you know-nothing knot head! They're not supposed to walk in 'em! They're supposed to SINK in 'em!"
• "So long, drain-brains!"
• "This is the life! Who says Koopa crime doesn't pay?"
• "Cursed crocodiles! It's those clog-clearing clodhoppers!"
• "Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "What?!"
• "Not yet, pasta puss! I still have one Koop left up my sleeve!"

"Bad Rap"

• "I'm Rappin' Koopa, do what I say! Bring me your gold coins right away!"
• "Attention, Rap Land, here's a flash! Rappin' Koopa wants all your cash!"
• "Yo, King James, you're a dweeb! I run Rap Land, I'm never gonna leave!"
• "Flab Boys, Schlab Boys, hey, hey, hey!"
• "What, those plumber punks are headed this way?"
• "Attention, Troopas, that lady's a fake!"
• "I gotcha now, ya little fungus queen!"
• "Now let Koopa teach ya the meaning of mean!"
• "Get a grip, you two! You're so so wrong! I think they're playin' my favorite song! I got me a Princess and the King of Rap, and they're gonna get the point of my Koopa trap!"
• "I know! I know those faucet freaks got away!"
• "Too bad, losers, I've gotta run! There's lot more dirty work that's gonna be done!"
• "I'll get you all and those plumber punks! Then I'll break you up into little bitty chunks!"
• "Troopas, let's split and mount an attack! Oh, that hurt! Oof, ow, ack!"
• "That's it, Mario! Now you're had! It's me and you and I'm rappin' mad!"
• "Stupid Flab Boys, think you're so funny? Well, I'm not leavin' here without all that money!"
• "I guess you're right, so all I can say... Now that I Kooped, I'll run away!"

"The Mark of Zero"

• "So... Those silly saps are lookin' for Zero, eh? Won't they be surprised when I Koopalize them!"
• "And, how about an all-out attack on El Koopitan and his Troopas on the side? Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "These drain-brains are MINE! All mine!"
• "Time to pin this Zero!"
• "Forget the Marios! Get Zero!"
• "Let's Koop out! We got what we came for!"
• "Did somebody mention my name?"
• "Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "And outta luck too, goofballs!"
• "That's what you get for stickin' your nose into El Koopitan's business!"
• "Try and stop us, nozzle nose!"
• "What?"
• "RETREAT! RETREAT! El Koopitan shall return!"
• "Give Mouser the signal! It's time we took this village!"
• "Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "You mealy Mushrooms got one chance to surrender!"
• "A wise choice!"
• "It can't be!"
• "NINNY! HAMSTERHEAD! CHEESE-BRAIN!"

"The Ten Koopmandments"

• "At last! My colossal Koopinx is nearly complete! What a Koopa clever idea! Turning those miserable Mushrooms into bricks, then using the stones to build a monument to myself!"
• "I hate bad news, and I hate the guy who brings it!"
• "Well?"
• "But what about my Koopinx?"
• "LOUSY LIZARDS! That sounds like BAD news to me!"
• "I GOTTA GET MORE BRICKS! Round up the Koopa Pack! We're goin' back to that village and nab the last of the Mushroom People!"
• "Pillage the village till ya find that trio of toadstools!"
• "I can see that! Ya lame brain!"
• "Sufferin' serpents! It's that pain-in-the-drain plumber!"
• "Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "Magic staff, do your trick! Turn those Mushrooms into brick!"
• "Gotcha now, plumb-scum! Your faucet-fixin' days are over!"
• "Never! Good bricks are hard to find!"
• "Bye bye, bilge-bums! And I don't mean 'See ya later!'"
• "At last! My colossal Koopinx is finished!"
• "*yawn* Gosh! This tyrant business is hard work! I'm too pooped to Koop! Think I'll take a Koopa catnap! Zzzzzzzz..."
• "Calamitous crocodiles! What do you mean the Koopinx has vanished?!"
• "Sound the Koopa Pack attack! We're going after them!"
• "This is the last time those drain-brains give me a pain in the Koop!"
• "Lousy lizards! This is enough to make a grown Koopa cry!"

"The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!"

• "And I won't stand for it; it's revolting!"
• "You might as well surrender, Washingtoad! You don't have a chance!"
• "Well, I have! Flurry, ya stupid snowball! Give me my Ice Scepter!"
• "Now chill out, sapper-stuffing!"
• "Army? What army? You mean those idiotic ice blocks?"
• "Silly plumber! By the time Washingtoad's army thaws out, my army will have crushed the Mushroom Rebellion! So be cool!"
• "It's not morning yet? Why isn't it morning?"
• "Patience is for pipsqueaks, like you! We attack now!"
• "Dark is a lousy idea, and you shouldn't have had it! We'll wait till dawn!"
• "You fixed your last faucet, ya revolutionary pipesqueak!"
• "Your brother Mario, is goin' down the drain for good, and so are the Thirteen Colonies! Is my Redcoat Army ready?"
• "Behind? Fool! The Delawide River is behind us! No one can cross the Delawide in this weather!"
• "You call yourself an army, you miserable misfits?! WHY AM I CURSED WITH SUCH INCOMPETENCE??!!!"
• "Ow! Hey! Who threw that gold coin?"
• "WHAT?!?!"
• "General Washingtoad!"
• "Redcoated Koopa Troopas! Stop those Mushrooms!"
• "My Ice Scepter!"
• "Flurry, get it quick!"
• "Not for long, ya faucet freak!"

"The Trojan Koopa"

• "You Hammer Brothers make lousy lookouts. Gimme that!"
• "It's those dumber plumbers, the Mario Bros.! Soooo, those pipe-dreamers think they can rescue their precious Princess? Hah!"
• "Wrong, Princess Toadstooge! This fortress is plumber-proof! You're stuck up here forever! Besides, I've got an unwelcoming committee, just waiting for these pasta-chomping chumps!"
• "Sorry, mush-runt! Visiting hours are over!"
• "You'll never free your kingdom now!"
• "That's why I've organized a little...plumber-pounding party! Right, boys?"
• "This is Koopariffic! Those meddlin' Marios have packed in their pasta and shipped out!"
• "Oh, yeah? See for yourself!"
• "Lemme take one last look of those lasagna-lovin' losers! It's... It's... It's horrible! It's disgusting! It's me! It's a monument to my monstrosity! Shyguys! Open the gates and bring it in!"
• "It's Kooptacular! My rotten reputation is finally getting the tribute I deserve!"
• "Put it right there! Mmmm... Nope! On second thought, I think it would look better by the tower!"
• "Stop! Leave it till morning! Then I wanna see what it looks like at the TOP of the tower!"
• "Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "Good luck, drain-brains! I'm snatchin' your boat, and I'm gonna Koopa sloopa outta here!"

"Quest for Pizza"

• "It's Alley Koop to you, spigot head! You're up Plumbers Creek without a plunger!"
• "I sure fixed HIS faucet, and now I'm gonna fix yours!"
• "Alley Koop Pack, attack!"
• "Blast it all! They got away!"
• "You're a memory, Mushrot!"
• "How'd they get away?"
• "Hmmm... Alley Koop will find those faucet freaks yet!"
• "Cave re-routers here!"
• "And the fire is ruined too, pipesqueak! And no fire, means no pizza! Which means your brother Mario, is finished!"
• "This is what they'll be after! They can't have it! Understand?"
• "That putrid little plumber is soon to be ancient history! I mean to keep him that way! Understood?"
• "UNDERSTOOD?!?!"
• "Then, get going! NOW!"
• "That pipe-dreamer thinks he's taking my Fire Flower! I'll Koop his plans in the butt! Alley Koop Cave Pack, attack!"
• "Ahhhhhh. Much better."

"The Great Gold Coin Rush"

• "Darn right we're not friendly, ya mealy Mushroom! And Klaimjump Koopa will be glad to prove it!"
• "We got them varmints now! Lasso 'em!"
• "Runnin' out on me, huh? Okay! No more Mr. Nice Koopa!"
• "That's the end of those meddling plumb-twerps!"
• "Well, whaddaya know? There's gold in Lonesome Mushroom! And where there's gold, there's Klaimjump Koopa!"
• "Klaimjump Koopa IS here! Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "Forget those pipesqueak plumbers! All I care about is gold! MY gold!"
• "And you're gonna spend the rest of your life, digging for it!"
• "You miserable Mushrooms aren't digging fast enough, bring me gold! More gold!"
• "More! I want more! More!"
• "Then, you Mushroom miners are in big trouble! Dig, or I'm gonna-"
• "Now, I've got something better than gold!"
• "Hey! Stop that! Get outta my way!"
• "Oh no! Yeeeooooooooow!!!"

"Elvin Lives"

• "Make way for the big daddio, the headman, the new king of Sockhop Land: Koopa, the Kool!"
• "Only thing I need to go along with my groovy new crown, is a groovy new steady girlfriend! Like you, Princess Toadstool!"
• "Hey! Come back here! We got a date for the prom!"
• "No teenybopper Princess is gonna stand ME up! Find 'em!"
• "Let's get those Mario Bros. off my turf!"
• "Oops, I think I should've stayed at the malt shop!"
• "Search Sockhop Land and bring me the Princess, or else your socks are gonna hop!"
• "Fat chance, chicky-poo! Elvin's not goin' anywhere, and neither are you, date!"
• "I've got her, and now, I got you, too!"
• "No! Don't throw at me, you Goombas! Throw at them!"
• "Yoooowww! I'll getcha for this, you pesky plumbers!"
• "Well, Princess, looks like your plumber pals flaked out on ya! Now, let's groove the main drag so I can show off!"
• "No way, Jose! They'll never catch the Koopilac! I got duel carbs! I got four on the floor!"
• "No one steals Kool Koopa's prom date!"
• "Uh oh! Time to make Koopa tracks!"
• "Get lost, faucet freaks!"
• "Why, you! Raaaargh!"
• "Huh?! OH NOOOOOOOO!!!"
• "I hate plumbers! Hate 'em, hate 'em, hate 'em!"

"Plummers Academy"

• "Wait! Hang on a minute, you fooling faucet heads! Wait up! Wait up!"
• "You're all stopped up, drain-brains! Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "I'll get you for this, Mario!"
• "When you hurt Koopa's nose, you've blown it!"
• "That'll teach those tap-turkeys!"
• "Ow! Get this thing off!"
• "Ouch! I meant the plunger, rodent! Not my nose!"
• "OOOOOWWW!!! HEY!!! STOOOOP!!!"
• "Well, try something else!"
• "Ah, moron! Double moron! How can I smell it with this thing on my nose?!"
• "Get offa me, you faucet freak!"
• "(muffled) I want you to pull already!"
• "Hey! Aren't you gonna..."
• "GUARDS! TROOPAS! SOMEBODY! HELP!"

"Karate Koopa"

• "Pipesqueaks! You can run, but ya can't hide from Karate Koopa!"
• "Round those pests up so I can sell 'em all into slavery!"
• "And just who's gonna stop me, Princess? Your thoroughly defeated drainage drips?"
• "It's that meddling Misaki! Grab the Princess and scram!"
• "Listen, fungus-face! If the Mario Bros. have brains, they won't show up here!"
• "Hmmm... Just as I thought. The Mario Bros. don't have any brains!"
• "I gotcha now!"
• "You're wrong, Misaki! I'm a blackbelt master sneaky scum!"
• "I hope you budinskis like the ocean bottom...because it's about to become your new home!"
• "I love being rotten."
• "In just a few minutes, the bidding of Princess Toadstool and her slimy friend Toad will begin! So drink up your Koopa-Kola!"
• "Hold it, slaves! I haven't sold ya yet!"
• "If it isn't Mario the puny plumber!"
• "I'm gonna make mince meat outta ya, Mario!"
• "Save the speech for someone who cares! I'm Koopin' out!"

"Mario of the Apes"

• "...and Koopas, oh my!"
• "That's right, mush-runt! I decided to go hunting, and it's open season...on plumbers!"
• "You're gonna be minced meatballs, when he's through with ya!"
• "Welcome aboard, Air Albatoss! This is your Koopa speaking! This flight is nonstop...'til ya drop!"
• "You drain-brain! Now we'll both be Albatossed!"
• "Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "My Shyguys are gonna make Shish Koopabob outta you!"
• "You spared yourself the spears, but now you jungle-bunglers are Trouter treats!"
• "What's that drain-drip doin' makin' like an ape?"
• "Marzan? King of the Jungle? If that wrench-monkey's the King of the Jungle, what am I?"
• "Tell those jungle jerks that there's only one king: Me! And if that sewer swinger thinks that he's king, dethrone him!"
• "This king stuff has gone to that plumber's head! We better bring him back down to Earth...the hard way!"
• "Without his monkey shines, that tap-turkey's just a sitting duck!"
• "Cursed crocodiles! He corked my Cobrat!"

"Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"

• "Know what I'm gonna do with you budinskis?"
• "NO! I'm gonna lock ya up for 200 years! Throw 'em in the dungeon!"
• "Alright! Come and get your burgers! And eat fast! Were gonna celebrate the capture of those faucet freaks, by letting me win a baseball game!"
• "Yeah, Toad! And thanks loads!"
• "Okay, Koopa Pack! Attack!"
• "I gotcha now, but enough small talk! It's plumber squashing time!"
• "Wait till I get my hands on you two!"
• "Drat! Those little insects got away!"
• "I don't have to! Those miserable mini-Mario Bros. will come back and try to rescue you! And when they do..."
• "They'll never bug me again!"
• "Koopa the Exterminator, at your service!"
• "Get them! Get those puny little pests!"
• "Come out, come out wherever you are!"
• "So long, suckers!"
• "Oh no! What happened?!"
• "Gangway! He who Koops and runs away, lives to Koop another day!"
• "Oh no!"
• "OW! I hate plumbers! OW! I hate- OW! Why can't they pick on- OW! ...someone their own size?! OW!"

"Little Red Riding Princess"

• "Well, if it isn't Princess Goody-Good, the fungus, and her plumbing punk friends!"
• "Save the insults, Princess! I'm putting ya all on ice!"
• "Freeze in peace, losers! It makes me feel so warm, to be so cold! Let's Koop out, Troopas! We've got more wood to steal, and more Mushrooms to chill!"
• "The Princess got defrosted!"
• "I'll just beat her to that ol' bag Gramma's, and the Princess will be mine!"
• "Opportunity knocking!"
• "A good fortune! A turn of luck! That's what you've been looking for! Happy days are here again! Open the door you old bitty!"
• "Telegram for Grandmother Toadstool!"
• "Well... Then, you better get going! On your way now! You old bat, you!"
• "Here! It's heated, and it's new! Drive careful!"
• "Me? What're YOU doin' here?"
• "Sorry, fleabag! The trap's already set!"
• "Get this wimpy wolf outta here!"
• "Who cares, wolf? Now...back to the business!"
• "Come in, dearie!"
• "Hello, my darling sweetness!"
• "The better to talk to you with, my dear!"
• "Hey, watch it! I mean... The better to smell the goodies with!"
• "The better to eat ya with, ya meddling Princess!"
• "Actually, I think the color looks great on me!"
• "OW!!! I didn't mind when you insulted my nightgown, but this is too much!"
• "This is getting us nowhere!"
• "A Koopa never quits! He just calls for reinforcements! ...Koopa Pack! Attack!"
• "You'll never escape, Princess!"
• "Do us both a favor and surrender!"
• "Whoa! I was ready to explode!"
• "This couldn't have worked out better if I planned it!"
• "Nowhere to run and nowhere to hide, Princess!"
• "Put the plumber snake away, garlic-breath!"
• "Fair? Fair? You're talkin' to me about fair, mushroom mouth?"
• "Think again, plumb-scum! I got you now!"
• "Wrong, Little Red Whining Princess! You're both coming with me!"

"The Provolone Ranger"

• "So...those pasta pests plan to help Mushridge! Not if the Worst in the West can help it!"
• "If ya can't stand the heat, get out of the coach, then!"
• "You like ice cream, tub-toes? Well, how about...Rocky Road?"
• "Don't worry, showerhead! You're in bad hands, and so is your dough!"
• "Welcome to the Double Cross Ranch! Is there anything I can do to make your stay more uncomfortable?"
• "Oh, gimme a break! Nobody can beat the high noon heat of Sudden Death Valley!"
• "Well, if some cheesehead masked hero wants to find Billy the Koopa, I'll be glad to give him directions into a trap!"
• "You can say that again, featherbrains!"
• "Congratulations, you masked meatball! Ya found me! Now, reach! You're Troopa-Trapped!"
• "Looks like the end of the trail for the Provolone Ranger!"
• "Back to the hideout, boys! And bring along the fast fungus so that the masked moron doesn't try anything!"
• "Ya better start callin' yourself the All Alone Ranger! Cause now, I've got all your friends...Kooptive!"
• "That Wild West washout never stood a chance! Now, I've got the gold, AND those hostages!"
• "Ha! One plump plumber against my entire gang of Troopas? He won't dare show his masked mug around here!"
• "I want that ranger in danger! Now!"
• "Troopa Pack...attack!"
• "...Koopin' away with the gold!"
• "Unhappy trails, sink-finks!"
• "Even that Provolone Bonehead can't catch me now! Heh! What?"
• "Wait! Ho! Ostro! Whaddaya doin'? I'm not on you yet! C'mon! Lemme on! Hey! Wait up! Wait for me! Hey!"

"Escape from Koopatraz"

• "Koopa Kourt is now in session! Bailiff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!"
• "Let the record show the four criminals confessed to every crime!"
• "We got laws in this court against sassing the judge!"
• "That'll getcha another 50 years!"
• "You have...five minutes!"
• "Time's up! Has the jury reached the decision in this case?"
• "Guilty, you idiots or I'll feed ya to this Piranha Plant!"
• "Bailiff Mouser, prepare the scales of justice for the criminals!"
• "Plumber number one, weigh in!"
• "Congratulations! You've won a 500-year all-expand paid trip to Klub Koopatraz!"
• "Mouser, show 'em what they've won!"
• "It was so much fun being your crooked judge, I decided to become your cruel warden! Mouser! Show our convicts to their cells!"
• "So, you don't like the food! In that case, try going without it!"
• "Until I get back from looting the Princess's kingdom! I figure, at least ten years."
• "Of course, I will! With the four of you trapped here in Koopatraz, I can rob and pillage all I want! Mouser! Take the prisoners back to their cells! And while I'm destroying the Princess's kingdom, let them starve!"
• "He-hey! What's goin' on? A Koopa needs his beauty sleep!"
• "This better be a bad dream, plumber! 'Cause if it's not, you're in deep fettuccine!"
• "Do you know what your friends did? They interrupted my sleep! How can I plunder your kingdom if I don't get my rest?"
• "When I'm tired, I get cranky! I put them in solitary, and gave them 500 more years at hard labor!"

"Mario of the Deep"

• "So, you're King Neptune, Lord of the Deep? Now you're nothin' but a Koopa captive! With you as my prisoner, I'm free to spread my evil meanness all over Aqua Land!"
• "What the Koop are you talkin' about?"
• "Dump this dope in the dungeon!"
• "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a nice king!"
• "This is the last time those bilge-brain budinskis are gonna spoil my fun! Sound the Koopa Pack attack!"
• "Don't count on it, pasta-puss!"
• "The one, and only! Lower the net!"
• "This time, plumb-bums, I'm gonna flush ya down the drainpipe of doom!"
• "Not on your ever-Koopin' life! This time, I'm givin' ya a one-way ticket to that great waterworks of the sky! Come on, Bloobers! It's plunderin' time! All hands follow me!"
• "You mean this is all?! There ain't enough gold to bother Koopin' about!"
• "Calamitous crocodiles! What's that?!"
• "Drat! It's those pasta-pulverizin' plumbers!"
• "We'll see about that! Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "Back off, needlenose!"

"Flatbush Koopa"

• "Listen up, Troopas! I want every sign you can find changed from Brooklyn to Kooplyn!"
• "And when that's done, we're gonna squash the Kooplyn Bridge, capture the rest of the New York, and make it...New Koopa!"
• "Ah! Just as I planned! The Mario Bros. have arrived! Now I'll flatten them worse than I'll flatten Flatbush! Bring me those faucet freaks! Now!"
• "Koopa Scepter, do your trick! Turn that Cabbie into bricks!"
• "That's the plan, plumb-scum! You Mario Bros. ruined my evil schemes, so I'm gonna ruin the burg that you love best! Koopa Pack, attack!"
• "Attention, all Koopa units! The Mario Bros. are on the old rollercoaster! Give 'em a ride they'll never forget!"
• "Well, the Mario Bros. finally made it back to Brooklyn...just in time for their own funeral!"
• "End of the line, pipesqueaks!"
• "That's what you think, ya miserable Mushroom monarch!"
• "You and Brooklyn have seen your last days!"
• "Okay, Troopas! Here's the new Koopa plan: First, you Bob-Ombs are gonna blow up this Brooklyn Bridge! The Princess and the Mario Bros. will be trapped, and we can take step two!"
• "Hold your applause! I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time."
• "I crown myself the king of Kooplyn, and I make all the laws! No plumbers, no pasta, no princesses, and...Brooklyn accents are not allowed!"
• "Hey! What's the big idea?"
• "You forgot one thing, plumber! You're stuck with me!"

"Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"

• "Looks like Indiana Joe is gonna lead those sewer-swimmin' saps to the Lost Mushroom! That guy knows the location of every hidden treasure in Jungleland, and every shortcut to them!"
• "That statue was left to me by my great-great grandkoop! It's mine! And those plumb-bums ain't gonna have it!"
• "We're gonna follow those faucet-fixin fools! And when they find the Lost Mushroom, we're gonna take it away from 'em!"
• "Of course it's stealin', you dimwitted dumb-clumps! We're bad guys! We're supposed to steal!"
• "Boy, good henchmen are hard to find."
• "Don't be so sure!"
• "Reach for it, plumb-scum! Your pipe-patchin' days are over!"
• "Ohhhh, I'm soooooo scared! Please don't hurt me, Mr. Bilge Brain!"
• "So long, spaghetti-suckers! Have a nice doomsday!"
• "Okay, Koopa Pack! Let's see what this Lost Mushroom can do! Mushroom, Mushroom, do as you're told! Build me a castle of solid gold!"
• "Fan-Kooping-tastic! It worked!"
• "With this fantastic fungus, I'm gonna be the richest Koopa that ever Kooped!"
• "Hey!"
• "Sufferin' salamanders! It's those pasta-pulverizin' plumbers!"

"Crocodile Mario"

• "Outta my way! The statue is mine!"
• "And the crocodiles are yours!"
• "I never thought those faucet flops would pick up my trail, but one thing's for sure. They won't trail me any farther! Koopa Pack, attack! Boomerang 'em!"
• "At last, those pesky plumbers are ALL washed up!"
• "I love Down Under Land! It's where the Mario Bros. went down...and under!"
• "Hey! You pathetic plunger-pushers! Gimme that back! That's mine! I stole it myself!"
• "Gimme that statue!"
• "If there's anything I hate, it's a thief!"
• "It's time to Koop outta here fast! Get back, you revolting reptiles!"
• "Why? Yiiiiiiiipe!!!"

"Star Koopa"

• "Princess Toadstool and the Marios are getting away! Put the pedal to the metal, Mouser!"
• "Go to Warp 10, Mouser! Close in and activate the tractor beams! Prepare to board enemy craft! Do what you want to those plumbers and that fungus Toad, but I want the Princess taken prisoner!"
• "Stormtroopa Pack! Attack!"
• "If you want something wrong done right, you gotta wrong do it yourself! Get outta my galaxy, Marios! You're trespassing!"
• "I'd like to see ya try it, meatball!"
• "I have you now, macaroni-mouth!"
• "Cool it, faucet face!"
• "Chill out, Princess!"
• "It's music to my ears! Okay, Mouser! Heat 'em up!"
• "I thought you'd never ask! Princess Toadstool, I have to destroy the Mushroom Colonists' planet, because they refuse to turn it over to me, but they'll listen to you! Tell 'em to give up, or face the power of my unstoppable Birdo Ray!"
• "For once, I think you're right, Princess Toadstool. Mouser! Activate the Birdo Ray!"
• "Now, escort our guests to the Intergalactic InSinkErator! And make space garbage out of 'em!"
• "Today, the Mushroom Planet. Tomorrow, the Milky Way. Next week, the universe will be...the Koopaverse!"
• "Disposed of, ha ha! That's a good one, ha ha!"
• "How much longer until my Birdo Ray destroys the Space Mushroom Colonists' planet?"
• "Ha! 16 minutes, and I'll be the undisputed ruler of the galaxy!"
• "Stormtroopa Pack, attack! Attack!"
• "Wait! I'll get ya! Whoa!"

"Robo Koopa"

• "Because it's me, you little fungus queen! I am the mighty Robo Koopa! Half Koopa, half machine! Built for destruction! And I'm gonna destroy you miserable little meddlers! ...Drat! Where is that 'destroy you miserable little meddlers' button?"
• "You'll never escape me, ya puny faucet heads! Take that, ya goofball!"
• "The fun's not over yet! I've got...supervision, super-hearing, and super strength, and yes, even...super toes!"
• "And each one of my little piggies is gonna blast ya!"
• "Help! Hey! Stop! What's going on here? How do you stop this thing?"
• "Robo Koopa will be back to get ya for this!"
• "This robot is!"
• "Drat! Where is that button?"
• "THAT'S the button!"
• "Thank you, Doctor! You're all mine, Mushroom! And the pretty little Princess, too!"
• "They can't help you!"
• "Keep the Princess and this measly Mushroom prisoner! I've got Marios to mash!"
• "You pipesqueaks are gonna get a charge outta this!"
• "That's right, you plumb scum! Hide in the sewers! I still have the Princess!"
• "I'm gonna get those plumbers!"
• "Let 'em come! Two puny plumbers don't have a chance against an invincible machine like me!"
• "If it isn't Robo-Rooter?"
• "Ha! One more step by any of you, and this little professor gets squashed!"
• "I want you all!"
• "What did you say?"
• "Well, thank you again, nerdy baby! Push this button, and...OH NO!!!!!"