"Eeeyah ha ha ha ha! I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you!" - Fawful's first words when confronting Mario, Bowser, and Luigi on the bridge of the Koopa Cruiser
"If you are giving us the chase just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness!"
"Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires!"
"And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
"Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
"Next it is the turn of you!"
"Such mumbling! Stop it..."
"Have you readiness for this?!?"
"Have you readiness for this?!?"
"Now is when I ram you!"
"Uhnnrgh... How could fink-rats like you beat such an awful nasty as me?"
"I have fury!"
"Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"
"One fell swoop is the way I will deal with you fink-rats!"
"Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
"Y-You again! You are the pair of fink-rats that swooped in with the Bowser that I hate!"
"Hmph! HMPH, I say to you! While I was busy with Peasley, you have been catching me!"
"I have fury!"
"But Cackletta has already been smearing the butter of her next tasty plan all over Beanbean Castle!"
"Since you two cannot make it in time, I say to you that it is better never than late..."
"So here is your halting place!!!"
"I have fury!"
"Since you will not be shattering this stone, I laugh at you trying to climb down this mountain!"
"Cackletta! It is the hurrying time! We must take that Beanstar and fastly run away from this place!"
"Once we awaken the Beanstar with Princess Peach's voice, this world will be Cackletta's snack cake!"
"Preparations have completion!"
"O Great Cackletta, unleash the voice of Princess Peach on the Beanstar when you are wanting to!"
"I have fright! A situation we had not suspected has begun to d-d-d-develop! May we flee?"
"CACKLETTA! Do not have worries!"
"Watch! I am sucking up your energy with this headgear!"
"Cackletta's power has poured into the Koopa who is king!!!"
"The body is of the Bowser, but the mind is all of the Great Cackletta!"
"I have fury! At last, my entrance with drama! Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage! St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous! But... Now that I am thinking... Cackletta's revival was all thanks to my quite nasty efforts! Which means that all this time, I am Fawful, who is just a toady! Such working, all for others! And THAT means... The true meaning of our battle gives me fear and confusion!! I need no long speech before this battle, which will now be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!"
"Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
"O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"
"At last, my entrance with drama!"
"Stop it...such mumbling..."
"In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
"Now is the time of telling me whose underling you are!"
"Stupid flag-headed Goomba...My spray of brilliance is not having the effects on him...Who needs Goombas with flags of foolishness anyway?!"
"Hah! Laughings and jubilations! Your leader is mine for the taking away! I will work him until his bones become dust and the dust has grown mold!"
"I have no need for stupid mushroom faces with stupid eyebrows!"
"Now I have hurrying to the castle to retrieve the Beanstar!"
"Hah and hah again! It is my having of luck that caused our meeting here! The Koopalings seven! It is I who am king of you now! Now! Have the saying of my name!"
"HAH! I had knowings that the Koopalings would not go down so easily...Now is the happening of Plan B!! Time for max-strength spray! Your brains will be washed with 99.9% effectiveness!"
"It is a thing of amazement! So, Koopalings seven...How are you finding my spray of delicious wickedness?"
"Ah! The ringins of that sound are as sweet as particularly sticky treats! But that Goomba...I am wanting to wash his brain even more than the Koopalings! I suppose I will have forgettings of him for the time that is now..."
"In this place, beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels!"
"All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!"
"What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them."
"You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity... ...But my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow grey with aging. Do you dare hear?"
"I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times."
"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"
"And then the bad men came. Red and Green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship."
"I have a little fury even with my remembering... Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking like you!"
"Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now!"
"Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no."
"SO MUCH FURY!"
"Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!"
"...I have calm."
"I am waiting like an elevator."
"I have the commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but..."
"The day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety!"
"I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!"
"I WILL! HAVE! FURY!"
"I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!"
"I FIGHT WITH RAGE!"
"I HURT YOUR FACES!"
"D-Did I...Have insanity? Did I...have evil?"
"I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me."
"Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy."
"P-Please... I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful. We talk of beans."
"Beans and badges... We begin trading!"
"The beans hide in the dirts of this country like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner. Bean symbols like this are marking all bean spots."
"You are digging in dirt, right? You are digging under symbols. And you are finding much bean!"
"Bean symbols have sneakiness! When the beans are gone, the symbols flee like babies!"
"You are wanting much beans? Then you are hunting symbols. And digging and popping."
"There are even places to win beans in games, maybe..."
"It is an entrance of amazement! Like only a special guest does!"
"Now a Midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes!"
"I HAVE CHORTLES!"
"It is the time! The Heavyweight Cage War of All Destruction!"
"Midbus! Crush this spiky snack, and we will have more chortles!"
"And the winning is for..."
"Such a fight of fury!"
"Oh, Fawful is leaving!"
"You had victory! Now the celebrate!"
"Yes, at the magic feast of honor!"
"His belly cries out for the magic feast of honor!"
"All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
"I have chortles at such stupidity!"
"Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
"You keep appearing like an ugly rabbit out of a hat of a magician who stinks!"
"Fawful sings a song of bad!♪ The Mushroom Kingdom is so sad!♪ All of it is for Fawful!♪ And the...rhyme...with that!♪"
"Darkness! So very darkness!"
"I HAVE SUCTION!"
"Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
"You have gotten in Fawful's way at each of the turns... Just like the red and green mustaches who I hate..."
"I am Lord Fawful! I am ruling the world!"
"Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
"Fawful says farewell to your finkrat faces forever!"
"Bowser! Meet... FURY OF FAWFUL!"
"So, the tears are falling! But not on the face of Fawful!"
"I played the henchman for a hysteric..."
"Why... The failing..."
"You...mustaches...with...why...fury...whenever... Fawful...just wanted...some kingdom conquering... Fawful tried... Fawful gave the 110 percents... Fawful worked the overtime... Fawful was the team player... Fawful put in the hours... Fawful got the hands dirty... But every time... Always... The mustaches...arrive... Always in Fawful's way... Alwaysalwaysalways..."
"I have remorse... Fawful understands... Fawful gives up... Fawful will disappear with no troubles..."
"Here Fawful goes, the disappearing..forever disappearing... WITH YOU!"