List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. For quotes from the remake, see List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey quotes.

Bowser

• "Nintendo!" (voiced, also said by Mario and Luigi)
• "GWAHAHA!"
• "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
• "PEACH!"
• "So I'm an outcast, huh?! What'd I do to deserve this?!"
• "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius!"
• "I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone!"
• "I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
• "Crud!"
• "MAAARIO!" (voiced)
• "Are you seriously trying to start with me again?!"
• "I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice..."
• "But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE."
• "Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
• "Outta the way!"
• "Shut up!"
• "I'll burn you too, Blabby!"
• "What...happened..."
• "Where are my skills? That was not my "A" game..."
• "I mean, I've lost before, but not THAT easily..."
• "Whuh... What?"
• "Those guys make me so MAD! Gah! It does NOT end like this!"
• "I'm going back to that castle and kidnapping Peach for real!"
• "DON'T SAY THAT NAME!"
• "Just thinking about it makes me RAGE!"
• "I'll chill nothing! I'm going to Peach's Castle right now!"
• "Wait, where am I, anyway?"
• "What? Win what?!"
• "A Lucky Shroom?"
• "I didn't even buy anything!"
• "What's this about jackpotting?!"
• "Beat Mario?! Seriously?!"
• "What, didn't you hear him? It'll help me beat Mario! Duh!"
• "You! Weirdo! Gimme that Lucky Shroom!"
• "Hurf! BUUURF?!"
• "HAAARGH!"
• "HWAAAAAARF!"
• "GWAHAHA!"
• "Gwa ha ha...ah ha haaf..."
• "WOWCH!"
• "YAAAARGH!"
• "Whoa, what did I eat?!"
• "That's some serious pain going on down here!"
• "YAAAARGH!"
• "What?"
• "What's going on in there? What are you babbling about?!"
• "Let's go already!"
• "Hey, what did you... How dare you!"
• "Hrmph! Let's go!"
• "SHOWTIME!" (voiced)
• "Look at this flimsy thing! Time for some burnage!"
• "Wait, what happened? HEY! Why did no flames come out?!"
• "Hey! You in my belly! Wake up! You hear me?!"
• "I'll tell you what's wrong! My flames aren't working!"
• "You probably messed something up in there!"
• "Hey, jerky, I never had any trouble until you got in there!"
• "I was a burning MACHINE! And now you broke me!"
• "SO FIRE ME BACK UP!"
• "Do I need any logic? Listen, I NEED to breathe fire!"
• "Hey! HEY!"
• "GRAAAARGH!"
• "This is complete garbage! I gotta get my fire back!"
• "Someday I'll get that punk!"
• "Haah... Gaah... Gaaah..."
• "That weird mushroom is making me feel cruddy..."
• "Can't win like this..."
• "What... How..."
• "Hey! You in the gut! Are you listening?!"
• "I'm heading for my castle!"
• "What am I, a taxi? Want a coffee too? Maybe a massage?"
• "Look, my castle's in danger!"
• "We gotta head there right now! That weirdo can't have it!"
• "What? What is this?"
• "Stop talking!"
• "GAH! SHUT UP!"
• "Teach me what? Hurry up!"
• "Hey buddy? You make NO SENSE! Enough with the crazy talk!"
• "Hey! I was JUST HERE!"
• "Quit messing with me! Take me back NOW!"
• "Not too shabby!"
• "Brain guy! Take me to Bowser Castle, and make it snappy!"
• "TOO MANY WORDS."
• "Not that I care, but who are you really?"
• "Hey!"
• "Hey!"
• "Huh? What language is that? And what are you doing there?"
• "BAH HA HA!"
• "Whatever you're smelling isn't me, pal! I don't do charity!"
• "I'm too busy for this!"
• "Enough with the yelling! Why would I help you?"
• "What? Gratitudes?"
• "What is wrong with you... It's just a stupid block!"
• "Hmmm... Surprises, huh..."
• "Fine... What do I do?"
• "Pbbth! Just pull on the rope? Gimme a challenge, pal!"
• "Have a taste of Bowser power!"
• "Whoa! Feels like I just got a power boost!"
• "HAAAAARGH!"
• "Haah... Haah..."
• "OH YEAH! FEEL IT!"
• "Enough blabbing, buddy! Make with the surprise block!"
• "This is just a normal block! No surprise! What gives?!"
• "Whoa, whoa, INHALE an enemy?! I can do that in battle?"
• "What's this?"
• "Hey!"
• "What's this thing?"
• "It's some weird statue!"
• "The Sea Pipe Statue? Sounds dumb. What is it?"
• "Ah, a hero, huh? So that means..."
• "I'm the model!"
• "HEY!"
• "IT'S UGLY!"
• "Hmph!"
• "My eyes are much more manly than that!"
• "Whoa! It's moving!"
• "Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!"
• "That voice!"
• "OH, YES I AM!"
• "Look, pal, I can tell you wanna fight, but I'm in no mood."
• "Take me to my castle right now!"
• "GWAHAHAHA!"
• "Aw, I was all fired up to let Fawful have it!"
• "I'll take you instead!"
• "BWAHAHAHA!"
• "He seriously thought he could stop Bowser with this toy?"
• "Bah!"
• "Again?!"
• "What's with this water?"
• "...Actually, I am kinda thirsty."
• "Bloooooooorg... I feel all...sloshy."
• "I think I drank too much..."
• "What?"
• "What? No! Why?"
• "What? Filth? CRUST?!"
• "And you... You think you can fix me up in there?"
• "You can get my flame back?!"
• "You can make me better than Mario?!"
• "BWAHAHAHA!"
• "It's a deal! If you're for real, I'll drink as much as you want!"
• "Whoa, what happened? My flame is back!"
• "What?! Really?!"
• "GWAHAHAHA!"
• "Not too shabby!"
• "I might have to make you an honorary minion!"
• "Hmph! Well, forget I offered. No one needs to know."
• "What's your name, anyway?"
• "Yeah. Your name. Give me it."
• "Chippy? Weird name..."
• "Wait, hang on, Chippy!"
• "Did you just say "we"?"
• "Who else is in there?"
• "Well, whatever."
• "The only thing that matters is Captain Flame is back, baby!"
• "He's got a fiery temper, but MAN is he a fun dude!"
• "GWAHAHAHA!"
• "Just a little touch of , and FWAAAARGH!"
• "Anybody standing in the way gets done medium rare!"
• "Maybe I'd better shake the rust off by burning these trees!"
• "You again?! You must love this place, huh, blockface?"
• "GWAHAHAHA!"
• "Man, you are priceless. That thing is your pet?"
• "Pfft! No prob, buddy! It'll take about one punch!"
• "What now, blockface? Got something for me?"
• "Look, I'm too busy for this! Just spit it out already!"
• "Hey! You slackers! What are you doing?!"
• "Some nutjob's after my castle!"
• "And you guys are hanging out playing Cram-in-the-Cage?!"
• "Chucked you?! Goombas don't get chucked, pal!"
• ""Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!""
• "Didn't you memorize that in Goomba boot camp?"
• "Pathetic... So what about the rest of my military?"
• "Did the other corps get spanked as bad as you?"
• "BRAAARGH!"
• "I TOLD you to train harder! No wonder Mario crushes you!"
• "Well, I'll train you chumps up nice! Follow me!"
• "I'll build a bridge or something! BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE."
• "Yeah, instead of crying all the time, I make things happen!"
• "Y'know, I really oughta help those idiot Goombas..."
• "Maybe this thing will work as a bridge..."
• "HRRRRNNNN!"
• "Almost...there..."
• "Right! And now we take back my castle!"
• "Shut up! And don't mess with my minions!"
• "Only I do that!"
• "This... STINKS!"
• "MY MINIONS!"
• "GOOMBAS! GO!"
• "Hey! Minions!"
• "So... My castle got taken over, huh?"
• "That Fawful weirdo wasn't joking, then..."
• "GWAHAHA!"
• "Good stuff! And don't worry! We'll get my castle back!"
• "So... What was the plan with the cannon, huh, guys?"
• "Niiiice! Not a bad idea for a bunch of minions!"
• "I'm on board with it! Launch away!"
• "IDIOTS!"
• "Wow, why am I not surprised?! Look, chumps, if we don't have a Banzai Bill, go find one!"
• "We must have launched hundreds of 'em at Mario over the years. There must be one around!"
• "IDIOTS!"
• "I told you to find one because I don't know where they are!"
• "What?!"
• "Hey! Backseat minion manager! I was GONNA look, OK?"
• "What is this stuff? These look like crops!"
• "Who the heck FARMS in this kingdom?"
• "Hey. Bug. Do I look like I care about vegetables?"
• "So listen up. You seen a Banzai Bill around here?"
• "SHUT UP!"
• "Vegetables are GROSS! Don't you have any meat?!"
• "GWAHAA!"
• "Talk about a huge veggie!"
• "Not bad! If this is all we got, then veggie ammo it is!"
• "HOOORG!"
• "C'MON! HNNGH!"
• "Whoa, that is really big. Might not fit in the cannon..."
• "Hey, giant talking bug!"
• "You see a Banzai Bill around here anywhere?"
• "What?! Awesome!"
• "Yes! Gimme!"
• "Responsibility?!"
• "Eat THAT?! It's huge!"
• "Hmmph... OK, fine! Got any hot sauce?"
• "WHAT?! That's...really fast! Lemme taste it first!"
• "I hate veggies! What if I scarf this down and get a bellyache?"
• "I'm not signing on for that!"
• "Here goes! Chow time!"
• "No carrot defeats me!"
• "Hey! I took responsibility! Gimme my Banzai Bill!"
• "It's all good! Banzai Bill me!"
• "Don't start, pal! We had a deal!"
• "You TOLD me to eat it, you idiot!"
• "Bah! You like compost? I'll compost your FACE!"
• "GWAHAAA!"
• "We can use the cannon now!"
• "Ooof! Hrrrgh?"
• "OWWWW!"
• "Ouch! Owwwww! What the--YOWCH!"
• "MY BELLY HURTS!"
• "GRROWCH!"
• "Listen! Ch-Chippy! Do something!"
• "I can't take this! Now! Make it better!"
• "Quick... Now... Gut... Pain..."
• "Ow! OWWW! Chippy! I'm going nuts up here!"
• "What are you doing?! Do something now!"
• "My belly starts feeling better, and now my ARM hurts?! C'mon!"
• "Hey! You in there! What are you doing to my bod?!"
• "What's that? Punch while moving?"
• "You don't say! Guess I'll try it! I'm feeling better now anyway. A solid punching will feel good!"
• "GAH HA HA!"
• "Oh baby, you're GOOD!"
• "Chippy! You get it done! That's it, you're my new minion! You can thank me later!"
• "GAH HA HA!"
• "Hey, don't be shy, now! I know you're fired up! Go ahead, bask in it!"
• "...All right! Time to use that Banzai Bill!"
• "Back to the cannon!"
• "You're useless! Now move it! Load up the Banzai Bill!"
• "About time! I'll just give it the old flame treatment!"
• "Watch carefully, minions! This is how you get it done!"
• "WHAAT?!"
• "Huh? It's dark out! Bedtime already?"
• "...Huh. So what's this about my castle?"
• "That's an order!"
• "Leave it to me!"
• "Instead of crying, why not get not big, too?!"
• "Wow... Whoa! What was that all about?!"
• "Really?! Well, it was awesome! Do it again, and I'll be able to crush Fawful like a bug!"
• "Really? Well... Weak."
• "Whatever. Even at this size, I can still take anyone!"
• "We'll be at my castle soon! And then it's payback time!"
• "All right! C'mon, you guys!"
• "Hey! What's with all the chatter?"
• "The chatter! Quit it!"
• "Move it!"
• "Whatcha got now, huh?"
• "Not that it matters much! I WILL have my revenge!"
• "Learn to speak already! And then bring it on, chump!"
• "GOOOOOH!"
• "HOOORGH!"
• "NOOOOOOOORGH!"
• "Hmph!"
• "Like that, chump?"
• "But..."
• "My castle..."
• "It will be mine again!"
• "Uh... Guest?"
• "Fuh... Fawful Theater?!"
• "Don't joke with me! This is my castle!"
• "HEY! IDIOTS! You KNOW me! Knock it off!"
• "NNNGRRRRARGH! STOP SAYING THAT!"
• "Crud!"
• "Great. Not only did this guy take over my castle, but now he's all up in my minions, too!"
• "Stupid Fawful! That guy is gonna PAY!"
• "There are NO seats left?!"
• "Man, not a seat in the house!"
• "Where do I lodge a complaint?!"
• "HEY!"
• "I have no seat!"
• "There are NO open seats! Do something now!"
• "Both of you, zip it! I AM KING BOWSER!"
• "I'm not a guest! I AM KING BOWSER!"
• "Oh, yeah? Really? The VIP treatment?"
• "Bingo! Just perfect!"
• "That seat is pure Bowser!"
• "YOU! FAWFUL!"
• "Really!"
• "You lugged yourself up onstage, huh? Nice!"
• "Now I can give these folks a REAL show!"
• "BWAHAHAHA!"
• "That's right! Lemme hear it! Keep those cheers coming!"
• "You remember me now, I bet! The unbeatable King Bowser!"
• "SHUT IT!"
• "You think I forgot my castle?! Old pink was just a warm-up! Now I punt you outta here!"
• "Celebrate?"
• "Hmph! Seems suspicious, but you're going to such trouble..."
• "BWAHAHAHA!"
• "Whoa!"
• "Nice spread!"
• "BWAHAHAR!"
• "So many greasy, succulent, very unhealthy dishes! I've been craving this stuff like crazy!"
• "I'm gonna eat it all!"
• "Uuuuurp... Oh, man... Getting kinda full..."
• "Nah, I'm sick of eating!"
• "Huurk! Did I just...put on a few pounds?"
• "Hey! Look at me! This isn't normal!"
• "Stop! You with the ham! No more! I can't take it!"
• "There's no denying it now! I'm not as svelte as I used to be! I'm chubby!"
• "Hey! You jerks!"
• "You knew all along that I'd get like this, and you kept cramming me with food!"
• "NNNNGRAAAH!"
• "Haah... Haah... Haah..."
• "Huh-Hey! Chippy! Can you hear me?"
• "Sh-shut up!"
• "And after you shut up, turn me back to my usual trim self!"
• "I fell into the FLOOR, genius! I'm stuck! YOU do something!"
• "Burn off all this blubber!"
• "Hey! I'm serious! Do something!"
• "NNNNGRAAAH!"
• "NNNGRRRFF!"
• "Heff heff haah..."
• "Some king I am..."
• "Stuck in my own floor..."
• "Struggling like a baby..."
• "Hey! What's that?"
• "I'm all tickly! Feels weird..."
• "That voice... Fawful!"
• "YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!"
• "What're you doing down there?"
• "Plan?!"
• "What?! The princess?!"
• "I inhaled her too?!"
• "Are you insane?!"
• "You mean she is INSIDE MY BODY?!"
• "GWAAAAACK!"
• "OWOWOWOWOW!"
• "YURRRRRRGH!"
• "Gaah... Haah... Haaah..."
• "WHAAAAAT! This guy, I swear!"
• "She's mine! Put her back!"
• "GRAARGH!"
• "Whuh?!"
• "Huff... Whuff... What in the-- Legs running by themselves!"
• "Slow down!"
• "Too faaaaaaast!"
• "Noo-WHOOAA!"
• "Really feeling the burn! Smelling the burn too!"
• "Wait, is that ME?! Am I on FIRE?!"
• "Whoa! My chub layer! It's all burning up! I'm a MACHINE!"
• "BWAHAHAHAHA! Best workout ever!"
• "Hey, now that I think about it, what room is this?"
• "What's this thing say..."
• "BOB-OMB STORAGE DEPOT OPEN FLAMES FORBIDDEN! HIGH EXPLOSIVE DANGER!"
• "...Crud."
• "GAAAAH! WAIT! WAIT!"
• "WAAAIIIIIIIIIT!"
• "Where...is this?"
• "Hey! What's going on?!"
• "Secret tunnel?! First I heard of it!"
• "Hmm, I guess I remember something like that."
• "But you guys don't rule squat! I was just watching you chumps, and you're getting nowhere!"
• "You're total slackers!"
• "Wait, we can connect to Toad Town through here?!"
• "Nice! Then get on it! Make with the digging!"
• "Oh, WAAH! Some minions you are! Fine, I'll do it myself!"
• "HRRRRNNGH!"
• "Bwahahahahahahaha! Got a little carried away!"
• "So is this Toad Town?!"
• "Hey! Pipe down!"
• "GIGGAGIGGAGOW!"
• "GIGGAGIGGAGOW!"
• "MWAHAHA!"
• "Somebody page me?"
• "A pox? You're a pox!"
• "Mario! And Green 'Stache!"
• "So you two dolts wanna get the Dark Star, huh?"
• "AND you're trying to retake Peach's Castle?"
• "No way! Both the Dark Star and Peach's Castle should be mine!"
• "THEY WILL BE MINE!"
• "Stupid little pests! Time to get burned!"
• "Still..don't have...my...A game..."
• "So...very...weak..."
• "MWAHAHA!"
• "That's all I needed to hear, baby!"
• "So I just need to grab three Star Cures?!"
• "Aw, cry more, you big baby! You're just ticking me off!"
• "You're about as annoying as that Chippy thing in my gut!"
• "Well, whatever. OK, chumps! Mario! Green 'Stache! Nice guys finish last!"
• "I'm getting those three cures and taking Peach's Castle!"
• "ACHOOOOO!" (voiced)
• "Little tickle in the old schoz... Probably Chippy or something!"
• "Hmph! Time to get that Star Cure before Mario!"
• "Which way to Dimble Wood?"
• "Kidnapping Peach? Oh, that is so completely my move!"
• "GWAHAHA! You figure out who's tougher yet, Mr. Ice Cube?"
• "It felt good, punching out that weirdo!"
• "Now, I'll help myself to the Dark Star and the world!"
• "Like that's my problem! I'm done with you, pal!"
• "Please! Try again in about a hundred years, you weird little babbling nerd!"
• "Don't lump me with Mario!"
• "GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!"
• "GAAAAH!"
• "What's the matter with you? Your color is...weird! But, whatever. I'm still gonna win this fight, no prob! And for the finale, one KO punch!"
• "HERE I GO!"
• "Hey... You just ACTED like me. That doesn't mean you ARE me. You're no match for the real deal, original Bowser..."
• "Right... You...LOST."
• "Yeah. Pretty tough dude, all around."
• "Oh yeah! I forgot! Now I can kidnap her!"

Ending

• "Gowch! Hurts... Really hurts! NGGWAAARF!"
• "What. What in the... WHAT IS THIS?! WHY DID GREEN 'STACHE AND MARIO COME OUT OF MY GUT?!"
• "Wait... YOU! That voice... CHIPPY!? You're telling me YOU'RE Chippy?!"
• "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
• "Having yourself some kind of hoedown in my body! MY BODY! I've never been so disgusted! No WAY do I stand for this! So THIS time, I'm taking your precious princess!"
• "CHARGE!!!"

Bowser Memory M and Bowser Memory L

• "REPEL VIRUS!"
• "Affirmative. Correct."

Broggy

• "BROOF BROOF!"
• "BROOF BROOF!"
• "BROOF!"
• "BROOF BROOF!"
• "BROOF!"
• "BROOF ROOF ROOF!"
• "BROOF BROOF!"

Broque Madame

• "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."

Broque Monsieur

• "Allô!"
• "Ah! Allô over zere! Monsieur Turtle Bits!"
• "Ah, sweet monsieur! 'Elp me! I need 'elp! Helpez-moi, s'il vous plaît!"
• "Ah! Bonjour! Why are you... Non! I am too rude!"
• "I am Broque Monsieur! I ask zat you look upon zis! I was cleaning zee collection, but..."
• "Disaster, it struck moi! Zee bridge to zee beach, it fell into zee water!"
• "Monsieur! You 'ave zee odor of a gentleman! Ah, oui! It wafts!"
• "And a gentleman 'elps zee needy! Surely you 'ave zis credo, oui?"
• "STOP, I AM BEGGING YOU! Good monsieur Turtle Bits! You who I am not smelling!"
• "But 'ow can you say zis thing? You 'ave very much to gain! I will give you zee gratitudes!"
• "Ah! Your interest, it piques? Zis is wonderful! Marvelous!"
• "Oui, a hot block spirit dwells in you, Monsieur Turtle Bits!"
• "A blazing, fiery block spirit... Oui. You 'ave zee power..."
• "Look upon zis!"
• "How is zis for gratitudes, honh? I give you zis glorious thing!"
• "Zee hot block spirit cries out from your belly, and it cries for zis block! It is born for you!"
• "Ah. Your tongue, bite upon it! Zis block is magnifique! Do not utter one ill word to zis block!"
• "Zee block collectors, zey pay one million coins for zis, honh? It is so very rare, oui!"
• "You will know zis if you hit it! Oui, you will be in for zee big surprises, Monsieur Turtle Bits!"
• "Ah! Thank you! Merci!"
• "You are a gentleman, après all!"
• "Look upon zis! Zis petit island, it is floating in zee ocean. A surprise to you, non?"
• "You see zis rope on zee beach? If you are to pull on zis, you will movez zee entire island!"
• "Hmmmm, strange... Zis world, it appears to be upside down..."
• "You 'elped me, and for zis I salute you!"
• "Ah, but of course! Zee block! From moi! Such a fine block! We sing the song of block!"
• "Pour vous!"
• "Your tongue, bite upon it! Non! Zat LOOKS like a normal block!"
• "Zat is what is so devious about my little block. So devious!"
• "Zis is actually a Vacuum Block. You hit zis block, and you inhale whatever lies before you!"
• "Say you use zis in battle, honh? Ah! What is zis?! You inhale zee enemy with bravado! Très bien!"
• "Ah, but of course, it is simple! Come, let us try zis out!"
• "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
• "We begin right zis second! Zis is showtime, oui!"
• "Now, if you use zat Vacuum Block, you inhale zee small monsters!"
• "Oui, when you attempt to inhale, zee Vacuum Block reacts so very intensely!"
• "Now you choose zee Vacuum right zis instant!"
• "It... it is..."
• "INCROYABLE!"
• "Oui, zis is zee power of zee amazing Vacuum Block!"
• "Press zee over and over and inhale moi!"
• "MAGNIFIQUE!"
• "Zut alors, zis is a surprise! Messieurs inside zee monsieur..."
• "How are you, honh?"
• "I cannot pass zee time, for I am training zee big monsieur about zee block tricks, oui?"
• "Allow moi to go back outside. Do not bother, s'il vous plaît!"
• "Monsieur Turtle Bits, you inhale like zee tornado..."
• "What a vacuum..."
• "Oh honh! I have forgotten zis crucial thing..."
• "When you inhale like you just did, you inhale zee monsters and zee items."
• "And zee monsters who float in zee air on zee top screen get sucked to zee bottom!"
• "Some monsters who resist zee inhalation can get inhaled by pressing zee button fast."
• "If you inhale like zis, zee hard battles, zey become easy...maybe."
• "Please remember to watch zat Vacuum Block during zee battles, honh?"
• "Also, one more thing..."
• "Zis unbelievable, surprising thing that brings smiles to zee world is called a Retry Clock!"
• "If you have a Retry Clock when your HP reaches 0 in battle..."
• "Time rolls back to zee battle's start! It is, how you say?"
• "ZEE DO-OVER!"
• "Oui, for zee battle's start! With all your items back, honh?"
• "HP and SP are also restored fully. Zat is très bien, oui?"
• "But zere is only a limited number of zee Retry Clocks, so do not use zem too much!"
• "Oui, plan your usage of zem very carefully, s'il vous plaît. Keep zat one as zee souvenier."
• "Now zen... Your block tricks are almost parfait, honh?"
• "Let us continue!"
• "Un!"
• "Deux!"
• "Trois!"
• "STOP! PARFAIT!"
• "You have zee mastery of zee block tricks, oui."
• "Zis battle is OVER!"
• "Ah, how was zis? Nice, honh? Zee magnificent Vacuum Block! Zee color! Zee gloss! Zee feel!"
• "We are not worthy of zis block! Who dares say zis is not so?"
• "And you, Monsieur Turtle Bits, you became a block collector after seeing zis block, oui?"
• "Alors, let us meet again, honh? Until zen, good-byes to you!"
• "Oh, Monsieur Turtle Bits... Why is poor moi here, he asks... Well... I have zee troubles."
• "My petit pet block, he is lost to moi..."
• "ALLOOOOOOO! MON CUTE BROGGY!"
• "COME BACK TO MOI! I AM MISSING YOU!"
• "MON CHERÍ! Petit Broggy! You returnez!"
• "Come to moi, honh? Give us zee petite hug you like so well!"
• "Oh! Crazy Broggy! Why do you do zis?"
• "Oui, although it seems today he is not his usual self, honh?"
• I can do nothing when he is like zis. Could you teach him zee manners, s'il vous plaît?"
• "Oh! I would not say zis thing, non! Très dangerous!"
• "Broggy, he grows angry, oui. And zen he cannot be bested!"
• "Your petit punches, I believe zey will not work!"
• "Ah! Monsieur!"
• "Broggy, he jumps up on people, sometimes. He is naughty, oui!"
• "And he ignores zee punches as well!"
• "So, if he jumps on you, zat is when you use zat fine shell!"
• "Oui, if you hold down , you will use zee shell defense!"
• "You want zee lecture?"
• "So zen, watch zee way Broggy moves carefully..."
• "NOW!"
• "Hold down and you will duck!"
• "Broggy, he does not give up yet, non!"
• "He will jump from zee rear! Duck, or zis will be très bad for vous!"
• "NOW!"
• "Hold down and duck!"
• "Ah! Un moment!"
• "You are craving zee punching now, honh?"
• "I told you, non! Non!"
• "Broggy, he laughs at your petit punches!"
• "But he is very much disliking zee fire."
• "A flame attack is zee best choice!"
• "Monsieur, you look good at using flame..."
• "Shall I lecture, honh?"
• "Alors, choose Flame, s'il vous plaît."
• "Listen, Monsieur Turtle Bits! You should build up flame power like you do with zee punch!"
• "If you build up zee power to zee last second, your damage will be tremendous, honh?"
• "Now take zee deep breath..."
• "NOW!"
• "Hold down and breathe fire!"
• "Zis is wonderful! Zis is a thing of beauty! I have nothing to say!"
• "Broggy, he is now at your mercy, honh? Naughty little Broggy!"
• "You practice zese moves you have just learned, oui?"
• "Ah, one more thing... Flame targets all zee foes before you!"
• "And if you hold down to spit fire longer, you deal more damage!"
• "If you see many foes, use zat flame! Zat is basic, honh?"
• "Alors! Let us restart battle!"
• "Teach Broggy what happens when one is naughty, honh?"
• "Ah! So very cute, even as he runs away from moi!"
• "I am missing him already! Wait! Petit Broggy!"
• "FORGIVEZ MOI!"
• "PETIT BROGGY! HUSHEZ VOUS!"
• "You will scare off zee guest, honh?"
• "Ah! Monsieur Turtle Bits! We meet again, do we not? Oui. And zat is called fate."
• "You wonder why I am here, oui? Well zen, you wonder no more. I am what you call zee bigwig."
• "Ah oui! I 'ave promoted myself to manager of a shop to pay for Broggy's ravenous 'unger!"
• "Well zen, Monsieur Turtle Bits... Do not let your eyes shop only! Buy somezing, s'il vous plaît!"
• "Oh, and if it is acceptable, give Broggy many coins, honh? Zey are 'is favorite food!"
• "Oh, Broggy! You love zem, oui? Give enough, and he trades for some nice gear! Maybe."
• "You need zee help!"
• "Oh, Monsieur Turtle Bits! Your horns, zey are looking very much finer today!"
• "I must give zee dapper monsieur a present to reward zis style, honh?"
• "Do you need moi to explain zee scratch cards?"
• "Oui, let us begin, honh?"
• "Zis is a scratch card."
• "You get zis when you buy things from me, oui?"
• "Scratch zee scratch card..."
• "Oh! You get zee hit!"
• "And in zis happy system, you get back some of zee coins you 'ave spent!"
• "So how was zis, honh? Do you understand zee scratch cards?"
• "Zen shop, monsieur! And enjoy zee wonder of zee scratch cards!"
• "Many thanks, monsieur! Come back again, oui?"
• "WAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIT! Un moment!"
• "Ah, Monsieur Turtle Bits expects a gift, honh? Non, I am sorry."
• "Instead, a favor for moi!"
• "Oh! Very busy, oui! Very brief, zat is moi!"
• "Now, you know zat I am a block collector. Oui, you know zis."
• "Other collectors, zey all know moi. Oui, I am zat famous."
• "And yet, something still eludes zee great Broque Monsieur!"
• "It is a living block called a..."
• "BLITTY!"
• "Blitties, zey look just like zis!"
• "Zis one is a fake made by moi..."
• "Zey are cute. Très, très cute. Nothing is so cute, non."
• "And I must have zis thing! I NEED ZEE BLITTY!"
• "Imagine, petit Blitties running about as zee shop mascots!"
• "You hear zis, snooty Broggy?! Zee future, it is Blitties!"
• "I crave zis future! I lie awake craving zee petit Blitties!"
• "...So perhaps I ave gone off zee deep end a bit, but I beg you to find me zee Blitty."
• "Ah, oui, many Blitties! For moi! You do zis! You will, I feel it!"
• "Do you wish for zee details?"
• "You, Monsieur Turtle Bits, are zee maker of dreams."
• "Without more ado, I tell of zee Blitties I so crave!"
• "Blitties are zee rarest of zee rare, when it comes to blocks."
• "Zey are cute! Zey are adorable! Zey are wanted by moi!"
• "And zere are 15 of zem hiding in zis Mushroom Kingdom!"
• "But where are zey? Surprise! Zey are inside monsters!"
• "Zee life of a block collector, it is très dangerous, honh?"
• "I want zese Blitties very much, but I do not fight, non!"
• "Zee Blitty is in zee monster! Why is zis? He is crazy!"
• "Crazy or no, how to get him? Oui! Vacuum! Correct!"
• "In battle, use Vacuum! Zat is zee way!"
• "Oui, by inhaling, you save zee Blitties from monsters..."
• "Zis is a good deed only one with a Vacuum Block can do!"
• "And you do zis deed for moi! You bring moi zee Blitties."
• "Of course, I give zee gratitudes! Zis promise I make to vous!"
• "My gratitudes, zey will be rare gear not sold in zee shop!"
• "Ah, and more! Zere is more!"
• "Say you collect zem all, honh? I will lend you my Broggy!"
• "Oui! I will let you take my cute Broggy out for zee nice walk!"
• "He is so very savage, honh? Oui! He will bonk zee foes!"
• "Zee strength, so formidable! Zee barking, so very scary!"
• "Zis cute fellow, he will fight for Monsieur Turtle Bits!"
• "Monsieur! I await!"
• "Ah! What is zis I see? Blitty, ma cherie!"
• "Thank you! Merci! Come to me, Blitty!"
• "Zis store, it is lively now, honh?"
• "And so here is zee petit present!"
• "Many thanks, monsieur! Come back again, oui?"
• "Anytime you find zis magnificent beast, you return to zis shop! Zere will be good things for you if you do, I promise you zis!"
• "I could talk about zee cuteness of Blitties forever and ever!"
• "Big! Oui, so big!"
• "Ah! Monsieur Turtle Bits! Zis block called to you, honh?"
• "What is zis block, you think. I must know! What is it? Well, it is a shop block!"
• "Oui, with zis magnifique block, you can enjoy zee pleasures of shopping while traveling!"
• "I set zee blocks in many places while I was searching for my naughty little Broggy, oui."
• "And with zem, you can be face-to-face with Broque Monsieur in an instant. How nice, eh?"
• "So tell me, Monsieur Turtle Bits. What is it you want, honh?"
• "If you desire, I can provide zee fresh negative-ion treatment!"
• "When your HP and SP are low, zis is the thing you must do!"
• "Become utterly refreshed with zee negative ions? It is a mere 10 coins!"
• "NEGATIVE IONS GOOOOOOOO!"
• "Order please, s'il vous plaît!"
• "Oh! Monsieur Turtle Bits! Your horns, zey are even more savage than before!"
• "Allô, Monsieur Turtle Bits! You are vacuuming, oui? You are collecting zee Blitties, oui?"
• "Ah! Such a surprise! Monsieur Mario, oui? We have met somewhere... Oui? I cannot remember... But let us forget about zis... Let us talk about VOUS! You are zis famous block collector, I have 'eard! Oui, you hit zee blocks and turn zem all brown... Zis is madness! You do not feel zee block spirit! When you hit zee block, what? Zee value becomes nothing! 'Ow do I make zee profits with zee likes of you around? Leave and do not return to moi! Sorry for zee rudeness."

Chakron

• "A great beast slouches by..."
• "It is you, who is he."
• "Ah. Search not, for I am not there."
• "How would one describe me? I am...the voice within."
• "I am your consciousness..."
• "I am above, and all around. I am all that is you."
• "A consciousness bound to you, as you are to me."
• "Shall we travel together?"
• "Ah. So very unenlightened. Anger will get you nowhere."
• "It matters not where you go, for I will speak my piece."
• "I bear you no ill will."
• "Our minds have bonded. This is a rare thing."
• "So rare that I will teach you."
• "Smash that boulder to see. Use your inner strength."
• "And so it springs to life. This is called a Chakroad."
• "A conduit for energy waves that bond earth to space."
• "Fret not about the details. Just touch that Chakroad..."
• "Be still in body and mind. Be one with immobility."
• "This place is nice..."
• "Now we travel..."
• "With our MIIINDS!"
• "Wondrous. Thrilling. Yes. Powers of earth and space."
• "Our journey took us to a place etched in your mind."
• "Do you understand? No. For you are unenlightened."
• "Anger benefits you not."
• "Touch the Chakroad again..."
• "Choose your former spot. Travel there with ."
• "You exist there now."
• "Now we travel..."
• "With our MIIINDS!"
• "How amusing. Yes... You are surprised."
• "This is beyond even me."
• "One can only travel to Chakroads one has found."
• "If an area's Chakroad is hidden, you go there not."
• "It is the way of mind."
• "When you find a Chakroad, your mind bonds to it."
• "Then you can travel."
• "You are unenlightened."
• "When you find Chakroads on your travels, touch them."
• "You cannot find Chakroads by merely walking around."
• "They hide their waves, their energy, their very essence."
• "Break things to find them."
• "Who am I..."
• "I exist somewhere in this kingdom. And that is all."
• "And now I go."
• "The mists of consciousness part, and two figures emerge."
• "In this place, Chakron meditates on the nature of all. It is Chakron's special place. And outsiders who disturb the mental peace are not welcome."
• "You are unenlightened. That is why you are in a cosmic pickle."
• "This pose absorbs waves from the deep parts of outer space. The waves crash upon my mind's shore. I am a mental beach. With the power of outer space upon me, I can do anything. Of late, large waves have rolled in, and wisdom surfs upon them. My brain hangs ten. And how long have I surfed? A thousand years. A thousand."
• "Nothing! I feel nothing! Not even close. Not a wiggle. Not a single astral shimmy. Unless you have an attack that shakes the ground, give it up."
• "Time for you to perambulate."
• "This new pose displeases me... And gluing all those posts back together will be very tiresome."
• "And now a thousand-year pose has fallen into the past's void."
• "But I am already over my saddened state. I am at peace."
• "I offer you this!"
• "Oh. This new pose pleases me greatly. Waves of energy flow up from the earth to me. I shall now assume this pose for a hundred years."
• "The power of outer space... I mean, the earth, is mighty. A short time ago I launched a large, angry being. Do you dare? Will you try it?"
• "Your journey begins by gazing into outer space. Do not watch me. It is no fun if you know my secret."
• "You have done well... I have watched you..."
• "I will show you... your ranks..."
• "I am less than amazed... but you can try again... Reach higher ranks... and good things await..."
• "At these ranks, you... bested the Dark Star... That is amazing... You have done well... Reach higher ranks... and good things await..."
• "Everyone grew super strong... You are amazing! Very well done! I rarely give praise to the unenlightened... But you truly are absolutely amazing!"

Corporal Paraplonk

• "I bet they're hurting bad. I mean, you guys were there. That scene was GNARLY."
• "Yeah... I bet we are... Boy... That was just plain mean!"
• "Who plans an attack for when Bowser's not there?"
• "BOWSERRRRR!"
• "Uh-huh, we were doing a, uh, tactical retreat, and we grabbed this cannon to maybe use..."
• "Oh! We were, uh, gonna aim it at your castle, and y'know... Launch it! And then...bonk!"
• "Yeah, lemme just jump in here and add that I forgot to add the Banzai Bill for the cannon."
• "Yikes! Right away, boss! We'll find one! Be right back!"
• "Great... As always, a Bowser plan goes totally off the rails..."
• "Selfish..."
• "BOWSERRRRR!"
• "Bowser always comes through!"
• "Just light that fuse and BOOM! ZOOM! BONK!"
• "Uh, what? Call me crazy, but looks like Bowser Castle is heading this way!"
• "ABOVE YOU!"
• "King Bowser!"
• "You got really big all of a sudden. Did it like...hurt?"
• "Need me to explain how to fight when you're all giant?"
• "OK then, here goes!"
• "Nice! Perfect!"
• "Let's practice punching with this airship!"
• "Touch the Punch button."
• "When you wind up a punch, an arrow appears over there."
• "When it does, use the stylus to slide to the right quickly!"
• "Slide forward fast! The longer the slide, the better!"
• "One more time?"
• "Whoa, hey, lots of little dudes!"
• "Take these things down with fire!"
• "Touch the Flame button."
• "When you inhale, the flame icon will appear on screen."
• "Blow into the DS mic like FOOOOOOO!"
• "That's our Bowser! Perfect flame!"
• "One more time?"
• "Whoa, it's closing in! Better practice our punch defense!"
• "Slide quickly left to right with the stylus!"
• "That's our Bowser! Perfect!"
• "One more time?"
• "Whoa, a bunch of little enemy targets!"
• "Clean 'em all up with fireballs!"
• "Just touch the directions you want to spit fireballs!"
• "Spit too much fire..."
• "And the fireballs will get all tiny..."
• "So aim well before you spit 'em, OK?"
• "One more time?"

Dark Bowser

• "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
• "Not enough... Not enough...power..."
• "Not enough dark power... Power has been drained... I am not complete..."
• "Who... Who will give...the dark power... Her... No..."
• "That voice... ! Yes... I know that voice... That is the being who drained me of my power..."
• "Where... Dark power... Being who drains... Where... Where..."
• "There... FWAHAHAHA! Awake at last! The dark power is complete!"
• "I have copied all that is you. You are no longer necessary."
• "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed... BEHOLD!"
• "Still here? Has the dark power not crushed your puny hopes? Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"
• "Huuh huuh huuh...Haah haah haargh...I have fallen...To come so far...so far..to lose..."
• "Dark...Even with the dark power completed...The unthinkable happened..." (Dark Bowser's last words after Bowser defeats him and the Dark Star explodes in the sky and returns to normal)

Dr. Toadley

• "GRAVE ILLNESS!"
• "Do these two men have an incredibly grave illness? Yes."
• "Will there be catastrophic results if we do not cure their ills? There certainly will."
• "Silence! You men harbor a virus most deadly."
• "Is it gradually emerging? It most certainly is."
• "Yes... Do I see it? I do. And did it emerge? It did."
• "A most deadly virus that will surely spell your doom..."
• "It is...called..."
• "BOWSERITIS!"
• "Indeed! A virus most vile shows itself at last!"
• "And is this the virus that plagues you men?"
• "It is. And is it a pox on body and soul? It is."
• "I must be frank with you. Bowseritis is powerful."
• "Recovering from it takes quite a bit of time."
• "I'm prescribing ten days' worth of antibiotics."
• "Take these three times a day. With food, preferably."
• "I see. So that is the reason you have come to me."
• "If nothing is done, will the Mushroom Kingdom fall? It will."
• "Hahahaha!"
• "Heeheehee!"
• "Whoahohohoho! Hohohohohoho!"
• "IMPOSSIBLE!"
• "Is there anything I don't know? No. The answer to that is no."
• "However! All my skills and magic powers are for naught in the face of certain realities..."
• "These barriers are absolutely, TOTALLY un-knock-downable..."
• "Because of whose power? The Dark Star! The Dark Star!"
• "Is it too early to give up? It indubitably is."
• "I lack the power to break the blockade, that is true."
• "But does the crystal hold another message. It does."
• "STAR CURES!"
• "Star...Star Cures..."
• "Three Star Cures..."
• "Three sages hold three Star Cures..."
• "They'll cure all the world's ills..."
• "Silence. First, the blorbs that assail the Mushroom Kingdom..."
• "The Star Cures are the only means to stopping the blorbs."
• "And with the three Star Cures, surely you will have power..."
• "The power to break the castle blockade? I believe so."
• "Will they help you destroy the Dark Star? I do not know."
• "But one thing is crystal clear. You must get the Star Cures."
• "There are three sages. There are three cures. Each holds one."
• "A vision emerges! One is likely in a forest!"
• "Hmm... Yes, indeed..."
• "That would take a lot of explaining..."
• "Wait! It emerges!"
• "An image emerges!"
• "Look! Is this the first sage? It most certainly is!"
• "Has this crystal ever been wrong? It certainly has not."
• "The bug is indeed one of the sages, of that I am sure."
• "How sure am I that it has one of the cures? 100% sure."
• "Are you an expert in crystal reading? You are not. Are you out of your league? You are."
• "Was the bug in the forest? It was. And that means the crystal speaks the truth."
• "Moreover, now that you know the sage's true location, you will beat Bowser to the punch!"
• "Is it annoying that I got mixed up in this? It is."

Dr. Toadley's intern

• "The medical staff did what we could to ease the swelling..."
• "But as far as we can tell, we can't reverse the effects..."
• "Thanks for the news flash! Obviously we want to help!"
• "Well, I have many patients, so you'll have to excuse me."
• "Well, Dr. Toadley would like to keep an eye on it, so pop back in for a checkup next week."
• "OK! Next patient!"
• "Oh, what's this? Luigi and Mario!"
• "Is something ailing you today?"
• "The doctor can only see one patient at a time."
• "I'm afraid you'll have to come in one by one."
• "What? You want to consult the doctor at the same time?"
• "We really shouldn't... For that, you really need an appointment..."
• "If you don't mind me asking, what ails you, Mario?"
• "Your mustache has a fine sheen... You seem quite healthy."
• "And Luigi seems to be jumping with vigor..."
• "Sore throat! That could be an early symptom of the blorbs!"
• "No! Chest pains?!"
• "This is an emergency! If you two get blorbed, the kingdom's doomed!"
• "You two must see the doctor immediately! Come with me!"
• "Doctor, your next patients are here."
• "Uh... Doctor?"
• "This crystal imaging is how the doctor diagnoses patients."
• "Watch carefully."
• "Good luck, Mario Bros.!"

Fawful

• "A WINNER IS YOU!" (Fawful's first words)
• "JACKPOTTING!"
• "The customer has luck!"
• "And with luckiness comes a tasty Lucky Shroom!"
• "Do not have worries for details! No, do not have the worries!"
• "Have the wonderful Lucky Shroom of tastiness instead!"
• "Scoff this down and your luck will power up to super luck!"
• "Luck enough to beat Mario!"
• "I say to you YES!"
• "With every attack, lucky hits will shower in a happy waterfall!"
• "You will have such fury!"
• "Your strongest enemies will fold like napkins who are crying!"
• "Oh, yes, of course! ENJOY THE EATING!"
• "Such easiness! So easy it gives me the gleeful chortles!"
• "I have such strategy! And now for the leaving."
• "You are having a date with Peach's Castle!"
• "I HAVE VICTORY! Easy as bread sandwiches!"
• "And now for the proceeding with the plan I have planned!"
• "Midbus! Come!"
• "Fawful calls you!"
• "I HAVE BATTLE!"
• "Midbus!"
• "He is having a big punch!"
• "Midbus! Have readiness!"
• "The longer he is holding back his punch, the bigger the hurting to your face!"
• "If you are snacking on a punch held to the very last second..."
• "I have the brain pain just with the thinking of it!"
• "BADNESS!"
• "If you are holding back your punch to the last second by pressing , that is BADNESS!"
• "The worst kind of bad badness! Do not have naughtiness and press at that timing!"
• "Built-up power punching is very full of naughty badness, yes..."
• "But building up too much power and failing, that is full of yum..."
• "Punches built up to the last second are full of the risk."
• "Midbus! Now is the time for striking!"
• "NAUGHTY!"
• "That is danger! Do not press !"
• "That punch is like a danger sandwich..."
• "Not tasty, Bowser... You are the handful."
• "But my Midbus eats danger sandwiches like they were fun hoagies!"
• "Midbus! Action time! Destroy him and we go to home!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "It is I who added the nuts to the statue!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "Your plan that I laugh at now makes for more laughing! You are wanting your castle?"
• "You are not getting there!"
• "You have the impatience... You must stop and sample the sprinklies in life's salad bar."
• "I say no to your rushing! Time instead for some playing with a Fawfulized statue!"
• "I have the weeping! Such a reunion of sobs!"
• "You have moved Fawful with the family drama."
• "But now I have chortle time! Fawful scattered your minions like litter from a sad, ugly cat."
• "Do you want to hear them? For they are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES! And soon, I have your castle! Fawful will love it there!"
• "You will visit, perhaps! Fawful will reserve the Crying Room for the crying of your minions."
• "And the crying will be a like a savory soda for my soul!"
• "NOW I HAVE FURY!"
• "Some fighting will be slowing you!"
• "I HAVE FAWFUL!"
• "Excited crowd! You feel it?"
• "Fawful is also feeling it!"
• "I am needing to feel it even more, though!"
• "MORE!"
• "MOOORE!"
• "Oh, I am feeling the power! It high-fives Fawful's face!"
• "And now I will use that power to call our most special guest, who you will be cheering!"
• "Today's special guest..."
• "The famous KOOPA KING!"
• "BOWSER!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "It is an entrance of amazement! Like only a special guest does!"
• "Now a Midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "COME! MIDBUS!"
• "It is the time! The Heavyweight Cage War of All Destruction!"
• "Midbus! Crush this spiky snack, and we will have more chortles!"
• "And the winning is for..."
• "BOWSERRRR!"
• "Such a fight of fury!"
• "Oh, Fawful is leaving!"
• "But first!"
• "You had victory! Now the celebrate!"
• "Yes, at the magic feast of honor!"
• "COME! BOOS!"
• "His belly cries out for the magic feast of honor!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "First, your beating of Midbus! And then, the chubbening with the special dishes of tastiness!"
• "All in my master planning!"
• "Oh, I have such chortles! There was a slight changing to my perfect plan!"
• "Yes, Fawful said "plan.""
• "A plan of Bowser inhaling Peach, sending the Mushroom Kingdom into the hands of Fawful!"
• "But now for the changing. I am needing the princess!"
• "Fawful tells you yes."
• "But now I am needing her right this instant!"
• "Come out for the playing! Come to Fawful!"
• "Such ruh-rounded chubbening on your buh-body, Bowser!"
• "Buh-but Fawful gave you the Puh-Princess Peach diet!"
• "Huh-heavy..."
• "And nuh-now! All preparations have cuh-completion!"
• "At the long last, we buh-begin the fuh-furious Age of Fawful!"
• "Buh-Bowser! You are needing to huh-hit the gym!"
• "Huh-heavy..."
• "Muh-Midbus! Help!"
• "Midbus! Come!"
• "MIDBUS!"
• "I have chortles!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "The beauty hurts my teeth! Such power of darkness!"
• "My spine has the tingle!"
• "Time for the crying! Too badness for you!"
• "For the Dark Star is snuggled with Fawful!"
• "Are you wanting to see it? Fawful's new Dark Star?"
• "You look! Such badness! Such pitch-black power!"
• "Fawful sings a song of bad!♪ Mushroom Kingdom is so sad!♪"
• "All of it is for Fawful!♪ And the...rhyme with...that.♪"
• "It is Fawful day! Joys! Be trembling before me!"
• "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "Such excitement, like a pie made of wow!"
• "The Dark Star's dark power is building!"
• "I HAVE ANGST!"
• "Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress!"
• "We are just at the starting. The power of the Dark Star is still sleepy like a dull baby."
• "It is taking time for the Dark Star to draw out the power of Princess Peach!"
• "Bad noise!"
• "I have many chortles at such stupidity!"
• "We are snug as bugs snuggling in a comfy rug. The Dark Star's blockade laughs at intruders!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "Again the tears are flowing! But not on the face of Fawful!"
• "Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
• "And he is watching the seal on the Dark Star as it breaks..."
• "When it does, all the kingdom will be dark as darkness!"
• "But until then...maybe Fawful will have some shopping."
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "AND I HAVE EXCITEMENT! At last, the Dark Star awakes like a naughty napping baby!"
• "Fawful hates your timing! A nuisance barge barging in at the critical time for us!"
• "I have uneasiness... Bowser keeps appearing like an ugly rabbit from the hat of a magician who stinks! So, Fawful will fight to help Midbus have victory! But Midbus has pride... So Fawful leaves him to you! MIDBUS! POWER UP!"
• "It it it it it it it..."
• "IT WAKES!"
• "It has awakeness at last! Fawful has waited so long!"
• "I HAVE SUCTION!"
• "With this, I am taking the Dark Star's power!"
• "I...have..."
• "DARKNESS!!"
• "So very darkness!"
• "The dark power builds like a skyscraper of evil!"
• "With the dark power in me, the world... The world..."
• "IS FOR FAWFUL!!!"
• "I HAVE POWER!"
• "Where is the Dark Star?! Fawful has more suction for the rest of the dark power!"
• "Dark Star! Dark Star! Fawful is wanting you! !"
• "It is you who are the pain to me! I am needing more power!"
• "Your meddling has made Fawful have a fury large as the world! Bowser! It is time for meeting and greeting with your doom! For now it is the end of the final act of the finale's closing last encore! I am having this castle! And now I am thinking... It needs Fawfulization! Time for the remodeling!"
• "SUPER PEACH'S CASTLE OF FURY!"
• "Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
• "I have shock at you! You are surviving? Fawful hates you!"
• "But I am Lord Fawful! I am ruling the world!"
• "I have chortles... You are underestimating Fawful, who has the suction machine for draining the dark power! Fawful only got half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid! You have gotten in Fawful's way at each of the turns... Just like the red and green mustaches who I hate... Fawful hates your faces..."
• "But... Now... Fawful says farewell to all your fink-rat faces forever!"
• "Bowser! Meet..."
• "FURY OF FAWFUL!"
• "NOOAAAARGH!"
• "I have fury? Fury?"
• "Why... The failing..."
• "You...mustaches...with...why...fury...whenever... Fawful...just wanted...some kingdom conquering... Fawful tried... Fawful gave the 110 percents... Fawful worked the overtime... Fawful was the team player... Fawful put in the hours... Fawful got the hands dirty... But every time... Always... The mustaches...arrive... Always in Fawful's way... Alwaysalwaysalways..."
• "I have remorse... Fawful understands... Fawful gives up... Fawful will disappear with no troubles..."
• "Here Fawful goes, the disappearing..forever disappearing..."
• "WITH YOU!" (Fawful's last words before exploding the entire characters out of Bowser)

Goombas from Fawful Theater

• "Welcome!"
• "A guest arrives."
• "Guest."
• "Welcome to Fawful Theater!"
• "Please wait in the lobby! Soon the show will start."
• "Hurry up! It's starting!"
• "Start."
• "So this big galoot here, right? He's all like, I have no seeeat! No seeat! And he won't shut up! But he won't stop, and we're all, we just can't do it buddy, OK? So we have no idea what to do. And this lug's getting surlier. He's not going away. And he has no seat! Nothing! Not a chance! So we do some solid thinking and totally fail. No big seats! I mean, we got small seats! We can do a small seat, sure, but this guy's huge, so he's not gonna fit into a small one! Please! And it's kinda bugging me, 'cause I'm on my feet all day! I mean, I'd LOVE to sit in ANY seat. It's like, hey, pal, how about you try our job just once, y'know? It'd break him in two seconds! I work hard, Boss! Really hard! And this dude just sits through life?! So spoiled! It makes me ill! All the suffering in the world, and this guy's seating problem is urgent? Nooooooo! Ooooo!"
  

NOTE: During gameplay, the above dialogue appears too quickly for the player to read every word.

Kamek

• "Hey! Hey! Wake up!"
• "That oughta fix you up."
• "Unless...Mario's there, in which case he'll once again kick--"
• "Whoa... chill out..."
• "Your Surliness!"
• "There's a ton of boulders scattered around here."
• "Use to shatter them, and you can find a way through."
• "Your Grouchiness!"
• "This is a pretty dense forest. You oughta be able to use to burn these trees with your fire."
• "Careful, though. If you breath flames for too long, you'll get all tuckered out."
• "Your Burliness! What's going on?!"
• "Your Beefiness! Dude is WEIRD. Don't eat that thing, seriously."
• "What's wrong?! Your Queasiness!"
• "I told you not to snack on that thing!"
• "Hey! You creepy little weasel! What did you feed Bowser?!"

Koopa Paratroopa Trio

• "HEY!"
• "HEY!"
• "HEY HEY!"
• "You lot hit that big block that were just floatin' about 'round here, hey?"
• "Ya did!"
• "I saw ya!"
• "See whatcha did!"
• "There used to be a right lot o' shells stuffed into that there block, hey?"
• "And ya... I still just can't believe you lot done it... Ya knocked 'em out?!"
• "See that out there, boyos? Lotsa shell blocks all over the Mushroom Kingdom, hey?"
• "And you twits ain't got a clue as to the right and proper owners o' them shells, do ya?"
• "Give 'em here!"
• "Give 'em here!"
• "Give 'em here!"
• "Shut it! Shut it!"
• "We ain't gonna be petty and ask for 'em back, hey?"
• "And now that I look at ya... I'm impressed wif the 'stache."
• "You lot... Have ya ever worn a shell?"
• "See, the thing about shells... They're right heavy, hey?"
• "They're...ya know, dense... Really... Really, dense..."
• "Get me?"
• "How's about ya wipe that cheeky look off your mug, hey?"
• "Guess there's nuffing for it."
• "Only one real option here, hey? You lot get to play a game!"
• "The weight o' the shell be mighty, but right glorious, too!"
• "And if you lot win the game, that weight goes away, hey?"
• "HEY!"
• "HEY!"
• "HEY!"
• "Oh me, lookee here! It be one o' the blocks ya scattered!"
• "Now hit it right quick!"
• "Gor... That suits ya rather well, don't it!"
• "Right! Simple rules, hey!"
• "Dash out here and hit us wif your shell! Easy-peasy!"
• "Aw, can't move wif that heavy old shell on ya?"
• "Heh!"
• "Heh!"
• "Gor... Nimble little zipper, ain't ya..."
• "Right! You lot think ya can gimme a wee smack, then go on and try, hey?"
• "I'm quick as a wink! Think ya can get me?"
• "Go!"
• "Go!"
• "Go go!"
• "Oh me! Hey!"
• "Hey!"
• "You lot mean business! Now try...a little o' THIS!"
• "Gor! It's like double the trouble, hey?"
• "Hey!"
• "You lot are the real deal!"
• "That shell weight ain't nuffing!"
• "Been a while since I met me a shell-worthy sort. Good on ya!"
• "You lot got the raw skills to become masters o' the shell!"
• "If ya see a shell block... Give it a whack for me, hey?"
• "And whack this too!"
• "HEY!"
• "HEY!"
• "HEY!"
• "Take these with ya!"
• "I'm sure you lot will find some use for 'em, hey!"
• "And don't think about carrying that heavy shell for life..."
• "Thinking like that can put a right scare into amateurs, hey?"
• "Whazzat? Ya want to know how to take the shell off?"
• "You lot want to take it off... Already..."
• "Well, my money says a jump might knock that shell off..."
• "You lot... Can you jump wif that shell on your back?"
• "Why'd ya go and do that, hey?"
• "Aw well... Anyway, right nice, innit?"
• "Whenever you lot get to wanting to wear a shell, ya just hit a shell block..."
• "Well, I'm off!"
• "Me too."
• "See ya."

Kuzzle

• "You're what? Oh. Me. I'm Kuzzle."
• "Who, me? I just told you! I'm Kuzzle. Did I say that? My ears aren't s'good. You can't tell by lookin', I bet, but I used to be called a sage."
• "Who's on the puzzle what? Oh, you came for a puzzle! Boy, I am fond of the puzzles. Young folks today, they can't be bothered to use their heads, but when I was a tot... Puzzles were the hippest of the hip! You'd try to solve a puzzle faster'n anyone, you would! Speakin' of trendy tots... Young folks today, they can't be bothered to use their heads, but when I was a tot... Puzzles were the hippest of the hip! You'd try to solve a puzzle faster'n anyone, you would! Speakin' of trendy tots... Young folks today, they can't be bothered to use their heads, but when I was a tot... Puzzles were the hippest of the hip! You'd try to solve a puzzle faster'n anyone, you would! Speakin' of trendy tots..."
• "What? I what? What was it?"
• "Right, I was talkin' puzzle. Wonder if you guys can do it... Y'see, me, I make the puzzles the old-fashioned way... And them trendy Attack Pieces? I tried puzzlin' 'em up, but... Thing is, if I make me a puzzle, I can't never seem to finish it."
• "You tots've done a jigsaw puzzle before, ain't you? You just take all these broken pieces here and stick 'em in the right places."
• "What, now? It sounded like a "no." That's too bad..."
• "Mmmm... let 'er rip."
• "Ooooh! You did it! She's done!"
• "Yep, my puzzles turn real when completed... Ain't that a wonder? I told you, I'm a mite shrivelly now, but I was once a sage. Well... I guess you tots need them Attack Pieces more'n me. For me, just seein' that there puzzle done is reward enough."
• "Well, I'm sure you young tots are busy and all, but gosh... Any chance...you want to hang around with this old coot? Thing is, I ain't got nothin' here but an empty old house... yep, just a bit ago, there was what you call an "incident." Since then, I try to keep the place pretty empty, y'see... But the urge to splurge is strong in me, tots! Get me a little plush furniture, y'know? Problem is, all my furniture turned into puzzle pieces and scattered on the beach. The thing about 'em is... They're not sealed away, exactly, but they are hidden... Yep, all over Plack Beach... Lots of them puzzle sacks... Complete them puzzles, tots, and this house'll be a wonder! How 'bout it? Don't sound so difficult now, do it? I got a reward, 'course. Sure! I'll fork over some of these beans I got here. You know 'em? They're precious! Beans up HP, SP, and POW. But I'm getting' ahead of things. You go get them puzzle sacks. Don't you tots worry... I'll wait just as long as I have to."
• "Oh... You want to know where them sacks are? I only know the general areas, to tell the truth..."
• "Definitely here... Maybe here... Maybe here... Probably might be over here..."
• "You tots go look for 'em... If you need to hear them locations again, just ask. Well, your move, tots..."
• "Ready for a little puzzlin'? Or do you want to hear this old coot ramble for a tick or two?"
• "Well, I'm a bit older and more shrivelly now, but I used to be a sage, and a popular one, too! Tots today, they just care about their looks, but not ol' Kuzzle! I didn't give a toot about 'em! Me, I took pride in usin' the ol' bean to solve me a quiz or a humdinger of a puzzle. "Wow, excellent job, Kuzzle!" "Absolutely brilliant, Kuzzle!" "You're really hip, Kuzzle!" Oh yep, I was hip all right. I can still picture myself as I was then. Hip. Really hip. This house was a party pad back then. Luxurious décor, catering, bands, the works. But that were a while ago... Anyway, just t'other day... I was enjoyin' me a fine puzzle, as is my custom, when I had me a doozy of a pickle. I was about to put in the final piece, and at that moment... Yep... At that exact moment... He arrived... Oh, you tots know the fella... That big ol' galoot, Bowser... He came in pure angry... I tried to have him do a puzzle, but within thirty seconds he got way too peeved! He said... "I DON'T GET IT!" So he started raisin' him a ruckus and messed up all the furniture in the room. On top of that, the galoot ran off with the Star Cure, which is a sage's charge. Oh, it's a tough ol' tale, yep. That big galoot was actin' like a big ol' baby... And ever since then, well, ain't nothing much has gone on around here. I mean, if he stormed in here again, there ain't exactly anythin' for him to steal... And that's the tale, tots. Now this ol' coot would like to enjoy a peaceful puzzle. Anytime you're lookin' to do the same, you come by and visit old Kuzzle..."
• "Oh, got yourself a puzzle, eh? How's about I hang onto that. You tots feel the urge to jump into that puzzle right away? You can also retry ones you've already solved, of course. It's a challenge, tryin' to solve them puzzles quick as you can. Me, in my heyday, I'd always get a perfect score of 100."
• "Can't wait to have me a nap on that."
• "Yep, now that there is what I call hip design."
• "Yep... Hip..."
• "Hm... Gazin' out of this reminds me of the first lady of my life. Mysterious and strange, just like memory itself, young tots."
• "That's some puzzlin' skill. Here. Beans up HP, SP, and POW. Fill out the décor in my place, and I'll get you tots more."
• "Ooooh! Ah, yep! That's pleasant! Awful pleasant, tots! All them old memories come floodin' back!"
• "You two are good folk for indulgin' the request of... This old coot... You deserve a fine reward. Yep, I'm talkin' beans. By now, you know beans up your HP, SP, and whatnot."
• "Anytime you feel like puzzlin', you tots just come on over. Challenge yourself to some timed puzzle runs, y'know? You can chase down my perfect 100-point score."

Luigi

• "Okey dokey!" (when starting a battle)
• "Nintendo!" (with Mario; also said by Bowser)
• "Mario!"
• "MAARIOOO!" (when reuniting with Mario or if Mario is KO'd)
• "No!"
• "Mamma mia!" (when starting a battle without Mario)
• "Mamma mia..." (when fainting, getting a Game Over, or losing The Gauntlet)
• "Oh yeah!"
• "WHAAAAAAA!!"
• "OK!"
• "Yahoo!" (when leveling up)

Mario

• "Mamma mia!"
• "Mamma mia..." (when fainting, getting a Game Over, or losing The Gauntlet)
• "Let's-a-go!"
• "LUIIGIII!" (when reuniting with Luigi or if Luigi is KO'd)
• "Hmmmm…"
• "Luigi!"
• "Wahoo!" (after using a level-up bonus)
• "NOO!"
• "Oh yeah!"
• "Nintendo!" (with Luigi; also said by Bowser)
• "Waaaaaaaaaaahhh!"
• "I got it!" (when leveling up)

Midbus

• "Of course... Lord Fawful..." (Midbus' first words before he and Fawful toss Bowser into Cavi Cape)
• "Muh muh muh."
• "You are weak. Most weak."
• "It does not end here. Work on your skills."
• "What? Will it hit the castle?"
• "In that case... Do the thing!"
• "MUH MUH MUH!"
• "Make for the forest. Now!"
• "What? What is this?!"
• "Whuh-what is THAT?!"
• "Looks like Bowser... But far too big..."
• "RECON UNIT!"
• "You will deploy now. Identify that...thing."
• "What's taking so long?!"
• "Get within range. Observe closely."
• "WHAAAT?!"
• "Typical."
• "He is stubborn. Launch full assault."
• "You have grown giant. As has your cheating!"
• "You are a coward! Return to normal size! Only then do I fight!"
• "MUH MUH!"
• "The clock strikes payback hour."
• "Do plan two. To your posts!"
• "MUH MUH MUH!"
• "He crawls up like a Koopa. Such is Bowser's courage."
• "I DID NOT!"
• "Bowser! Next time, I punch your thigh bone, your eye bone, and your dry bone!"
• "NO!"
• "Bowser! Next time goes a different way than this way went."
• "Hmph. I scoff. I scoff at you. You bluff."
• "It is time. The special weapon of Lord Fawful. I will release it."
• "SUPER ULTRA WONDER ULTIMATE RUTHLESS GREAT IRON BALL!"
• "You have come. As I expected."
• "Now it is time. Now we will fight!"
• "Then you will lose! And you will cry!"
• "Muh muh muh! He is very round. I am amused!"
• "Lord Fawful... With this, the world..."
• "...Will be ours!"
• "Someone attempts to breach the castle."
• "You amuse me. I have fought Bowser. You are much smaller."
• "You speak rudely. And I permit it just this once... Soon Dark Star awakes. And soon means later! Try to interfere with it, and taste my wrath!"
• "He is of trash. And you are. You, trash. I call you trash. Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever! Go! Super Ultra Great Mega Trashy Monster