List of Saturday Supercade quotes

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This is a list of quotes in Saturday Supercade, listed in alphabetical order.

Al[edit]

  • "And we're gonna get 'em back! Those gold wheels are worth a fortune! Come on!"
  • "Not yet! We need two tickets for Mexico City!"
  • "I'll take care of him!"
  • "And I got your skinny friend...so hand them back!"
  • "Come on, let's scram!"
  • "This'll stop those brats!"
  • "We'll get him later! Come on!"
  • "Good! Now let's get the last kid!"

Al's partner[edit]

  • "That oaf at the warehouse gave those kids the wrong skates, Al!"
  • "Step on it, Al! We're bein' followed!"
  • "Well, there goes our gold mine!"
  • "Those golden-wheeled babies won't get away from me this time!"
  • "Here they come, Al!"
  • "One of them got away, Al!"
  • "Through the tunnel, Señor."
  • "I fooled him, Al!"
  • "There he is!"
  • "Yeah, we're gonna catch him, Al!"
  • "Run for it!"

Arena announcer[edit]

  • "Next up, rodeo riders! Number 7!"
  • "Looks like number 7 is ready!"
  • "Number 7 will try his skill in bullridin'!"
  • "Uh, that bull's loose!"
  • "Uh, not to mention bronco, butterstick!"
  • "The cat's opened...all of the big bad!"
  • "Number 7, you've won all the rodeo events!"
  • "There's your prize money; congratulations!"

Auctioneer[edit]

  • "The auction will begin in just a moment!"
  • "Next up we have a pair of gorillas: one large female gorilla, and one short ugly one! Who will open the bidding?"

Aurora[edit]

  • "Nobody's allowed inside! The animals are sick...but I'm taking good care of them!"
  • "And this will take care of you!"
  • "Do I have to do everything myself? Take them to the mines!"
  • "Break your rock, you lazy beasts!"
  • "Oh, with the zoo animals under my command, all the gold will be ours!"
  • "You! Throw those rocks!"
  • "Keep an eye on 'em! I have to check on the elephants!"
  • "Crush those boulders, you mangy pachyderms!"
  • "Gold! And it's all mine!"
  • "Find them before they ruin everything!
  • "Fools! No one can stop Aurora!"
  • "We have all the gold we need!"
  • "Ride! Ride!"

Barnacle[edit]

  • "Not much to look at, huh, Long John?"
  • "She's gone sweet on that big gorilla!"
  • "Forget it, lady! He ran off with that blonde! You're all ours!"

Barney Todd[edit]

  • "Yes...(*laughs*)...and when I get him, my traveling circus...will have the greatest acts on Earth! (*laughs*)"
  • "Hurry! We've got to grab that ape before they do!"
  • "Come on, you miserable monkey! You're supposed to be the greatest; let's see you prove it!"
  • "If you won't listen to me, maybe you'll listen to Trixie, your new trainer!"
  • "What's he trying to pull now?"
  • "You get him cured in time for the big show, or else!"
  • "It'd better in no time or it's big trouble for both of you!"
  • "It's the girl from the goody-two-shoes circus! Grab her!"
  • "Hey, Donkey Kong! You come down if you know what's good for your friend!"
  • "Now you're going to perform or else!"
  • "Your new dressing room, Donkey Kong!"
  • "As for you, you're fired!"
  • "Ladies and gentlemen! And now the amazing Donkey Kong!"
  • "Get back in your seats! Everything's under control!"

Barney Todd's muscle man[edit]

  • "Just like you planned, Mr. Todd! Those two led us right to the big ape!"

Belle[edit]

  • "That's right, Colonel honey. The Emerald of the East, that is."
  • "(*gasps*) I declare, an ape on the loose!"
  • "Mmmm, you really know how to flatter a girl!"
  • "Monkey business, that is!"
  • "You will do it for me, won't you, Donkey friend?"
  • "Oh, well, it looks like some circus bumpkin got us, Colonel honey!"

Bicyclists[edit]

All[edit]

  • "Monkey Muscle!"
  • "And Monkey Muscle!"

Alan[edit]

  • "You made me lose the race!"
  • "Hey, you can't take my bike!"
  • "Those bullies stole my bicycle!"
  • "Hey, guys! Who won the race?"
  • "I bet they're the same guys that tried to steal mine!"
  • "Can you really show us?"
  • "Well, Junior, this is some obstacle course!"
  • "(*speaking through Jill's mouth due to an animation error*) We did it!"
  • "Look, I see the bike thieves! They're headed into that old part of town!"
  • "We'll never catch 'em now!"
  • "Where's Bones?"

Black-haired boy[edit]

  • "We can't get 'em!"
  • "They're gettin' away!"

Blue-hatted boy[edit]

  • "Nobody! We all lost!"
  • "Oh, no! Look out!"

Jill[edit]

  • "Two creeps in a van stole our bikes!"
  • "They're bigger than us!"
  • "Junior, I don't know if I can! I'm scared!"
  • "Whoa! Here I come!"
  • "We sure took care of them!"

Bidders[edit]

Brown-haired bidder[edit]

  • "A hundred dollars!"
  • "A talking gorilla? One thousand dollars!"
  • "Hey, look at that!"

Gray-haired bidder[edit]

  • "A hundred-and-one!"
  • "Two thousand!"

Biff[edit]

  • "Good boy, King! You treat us a couple more sheep rustlers!"
  • "Well, King, think they're tellin' the truth?"
  • "Yes, we believe you! My name's Biff!"
  • "Sorry about the pants, but you can't be too careful! Those rustlers could strike again anytime!"
  • "Those sheep must be in trouble, but King'll rescue them!"
  • "King's in trouble!"
  • "King! King! Come back!"
  • "The rustlers have taken King and all our sheep! We'll never catch 'em now!"
  • "Oh, no! Bones is in trouble!"
  • "Junior, they're escaping!"
  • "You better let us outta here!"
  • "We gotta stop that train before they take the sheep over the border!"
  • "The train's pulling out! We're too late!"
  • "Gosh, Junior, you're the greatest rustler wrangler of all Arizona!"
  • "Are you guys sure you won't stay a while longer?"

Billy Bob[edit]

  • "The deck is right this way, Colonel Culpepper, sir."
  • "Alright, you little wise guy!"
  • "But will he work for us, Colonel?"
  • "Right, boss!"

Bones Bailey[edit]

"Trucknapper Caper"[edit]

  • "Hey, Junior! We're entering Texas! That's the biggest state in the Union, you know that?"
  • "No, but that might!"
  • "I'm hangin', Junior, I'm hangin'!"
  • "Oh, uh, she's out of oil!"
  • "No sweat, Junior! I'll have her fixed in a jiff!"
  • "Hmm, there might be another way up."
  • "It'd take a crowbar and a sledgehammer to get in from here!"
  • "No problem, little buddy!"
  • "Oh, I can't let him see us! (*sees a tree branch*) I know!"
  • "Hey, it worked!"
  • "Right, I'm a 'fraidy cat! Bye!"
  • "Ha! Can't catch me! (*gets grabbed by CV*) Sorry!"
  • "Oh, I can explain! I'm a...(*stutters*)"
  • "Uh...oh yeah! The toughest in Texas!"
  • "Test? I didn't even study!"
  • "I hope you know what you're doin'!"
  • "Just hope they're not too late!"
  • "Uh...sure, uh...Willie! I'll bet this Tex dude ain't so tough!"
  • "I don't see anyone big enough to be Tex! Let's go!"
  • "Junior, how are we gonna get close enough to Tex to get his key?"
  • "You did it, Junior! Now what do we do?"
  • "I'm glad your plan includes running!"
  • "Uh, Junior, that plan of yours wouldn't be, you know, dangerous, would it?"
  • "Oh, hey! No big thing!"
  • "Junior, you're ready?"
  • "Oh, I do! Get the gang to stand by the door, knock twice, and you'll do the rest!"
  • "Hey, guys! Come on over and take a look! We hit the jackpot!"
  • "I sure hope this works! Well, relax, Bones, why worry? Junior's plans have never failed yet! Knock on wood, just for luck!"
  • "Time to say goodbye!"
  • "Seven to one, the odds are in favor of...running!"
  • "They got us cornered, Junior!"
  • "It was nothin'!"
  • "Well, little pal, I guess it's time to get back your daddy's trail!"
  • "Hey, Junior! What about me!"

"Sheep Rustle Hustle"[edit]

  • "I know, Junior, but there's gotta be an easier way to get to that ranch house!"
  • "Was that a yes or a no?"
  • "Bones Bailey!"
  • "No, but you 'oughta see my Road Runner imitation! Meep meep!"
  • "Okay, but you better not mess with me! I know...karate!"
  • "That line gets 'em every time!"
  • "Now that I'm here, what do I do?"
  • "Oh, I get it! Nobody can throw Bronco Buster Bones! Yeehaw! Yeehaw!"
  • "Well, they got Biff and King locked up in the old jailhouse!"
  • "Weeellll, hooowwdy, boooysss! Come onnnn innnn!"
  • "What'll it be, pardner? Strawberry asperilla?"
  • "Ha! Safe at last! There's no way I'm gonna fall in with those rustlers again! I think I found a waaaaaaaay!"
  • "Deputy ghost? Whooooooa! (*looks at his reflection in a mirror*) Yeah, I am the deputy ghost!"
  • "Not now, Junior! I'm busy haunting!"
  • "Would you believe, 'Heeeeeelp!'"
  • "(*laughs*) We gotta stop eating like this!"
  • "These walls are solid rock! We'll never get through!"
  • "Well, that ties up the loose ends!"
  • "Well, at least this time we get to go through the gate instead of over it! (*laughs*)"

"Rocky Mountain Monkey Business"[edit]

  • "Junior, I got a funny feeling...we've lost the trail!"
  • "Well, why not? It's only t-t-two hundred feet up!"
  • "Uh, hiya, folks! Just thought I'd drop in for supper!"
  • "Look! That guy in the stripes is drivin' off with Mr. Barkley and the bear!"
  • "Come on, Junior! Hurry up and get that crook to the cabin...before that bear shows up!"
  • "Now, all I gotta do is untie Mr. Barkley!"
  • "(*gasps*) The bear!"
  • "Oh, hahaha, it-it's just a bear rug, ha! It can't fool me!"
  • "Heeeeeeelp! Save me from that bear!"
  • "I am?"
  • "Yeah, but we don't even have a boat, and even if we did have a boat, oh, we could never ride these!"
  • "(*groans*) Ready as I'll ever be!"
  • "It looks like we're caught between a rock and...a hard plaaaaaaace!"
  • "(*sighs*) We made it, but where did we make it to?"
  • "The Nature Scouts are in trouble!"
  • "That's what you think!"
  • "And so is that bear if I know Junior!"
  • "Yeah! And no more bears!"
  • "All that bear chasing makes me hungry!"

"Magnificent Seven-Year Olds"[edit]

  • "Everyone we ask knows about the big gorilla! I guess he must've joined the circus again or somethin'!"
  • "Junior, either your dad's gone into the fast food business, or we've hit another dead end!"
  • "Hey, little buddy! Before we go, let's get a burger for the road!"
  • "And no onions for me, Junior!"
  • "Hey, watch where you're...whoooooa...goin'!"
  • "Huh, boy, I almost got...whoa...creamed!"
  • "Well, you made me lose my lunch!"
  • "Hey, I bet there's still time to catch your pals!"
  • "Uh, you can't take his bike! (*grabbed by Mickey*) Uh, of course, you could borrow it for a while! (*laughs*)"
  • "I tried to stop 'em, but I was outnumbered!"
  • "Don't worry, kid! Junior always gets his bullies!"
  • "They're even bigger than me!"
  • "Can we show ya? Does a hippo have hips?"
  • "C-confidence? Oh, sure! I think I can. I think I can. I know I caaaaaaan!"
  • "Roger, Junior! No sign of baddies!"
  • "Oh, dear! Junior, they're coming!"
  • "Well, no time for you, you no-good whippersnapper! How dare you call me granny!"
  • "(*laughs*) Well, that will teach you to fool with granny! Ahh!"
  • "Thanks, buddy!"
  • "Oh, my aching muscles! Oh, well, I guess I'll have to just walk."
  • "Huh? Uh, oh, naturally!"
  • "I'm on my way!"
  • "Oh, no! Not again!"
  • "Anyone for a Neapolitan?"

"Junior Meets Kid Dynamo"[edit]

  • "Junior, look! A robbery!"
  • "Give me muscle!"
  • "Huh! A little teamwork is all it takes!"
  • "Junior! The safe is falling...and so am I!"
  • "Who was that caped superkid?"
  • "He's already seen me, Lightning!"
  • "No! Not a talkin' one!"
  • "Three against two! That's my kind of odds!"
  • "The walls are closin' in on us! What are we gonna do, Junior?"
  • "So that's their sneaky plan!"
  • "Ticket, please."
  • "One down, and one to go!"
  • "Last stop: Sweetville Jail!"

"The Amazing Rollerskate Race"[edit]

  • "Well, that big gorilla in the zoo turned out to be just another monkey!"
  • "Junior, look out for that kid!"
  • "Junior, help! I can't see where I'm goin'!"
  • "With my luck, I'm headed for an open manhole!"
  • "Hey, they don't call me the roller whiz for nothin'!"
  • "It's no use, Junior! We'll never catch 'em!"
  • "They got away!"
  • "You can count on me, little buddy!"
  • "(*laughs*) Oh, this is my kind guard duty! No worry! No hurry! No crooks! No skates! No skates!"
  • "(*chuckles*) Fancy meeting you here!"
  • "They snuck up on me and took the skates!"
  • "Golden wheels! No wonder they needed those skates so bad!"
  • "Greetings, caballeros! We have come...to entertain you!"
  • "You can still win!"
  • "And I'll make sure TJ gets over the finish line!"
  • "I'll ask that policeman!"
  • "Officer, which way did the skaters go?"
  • "For me? I wonder why! (*sees a bull heading towards him*) Now I know why!"
  • "Oh, no. Nice bullie, bullie!"
  • "Well, of course, little buddy! That's why I got it for ya!"
  • "Yep! Like I always say, a friend a need is aaaahhhhh...friend indeed!"

"A Christmas Story"[edit]

  • "D-d-d-don't worry! We'll find him!"
  • "What a storyteller!"
  • "I'll bet it can't make a toy airplane!"
  • "They're gettin' away, Junior!"
  • "Snowman Bones, reporting for duty!"
  • "This one is!"
  • "Not a chance!"
  • "Junior, I think they're gonna sell the machine!"
  • "Merry Christmas!"
  • "I'm sneakin' up to 'em, Junior!"
  • "This sack? Ummm..."
  • "Santa will give you all your gifts on Christmas morn!"
  • "Junior, they're comin'!"
  • "How about a nice present from Santa?"
  • "Ah! But you haven't got a toy like this!"
  • "Just a little Christmas surprise!"
  • "Help! Get me out!"
  • "Junior, how are we gonna find those hobos?"
  • "They're gone!"
  • "Somethin's wrong with the machine!"
  • "Same to you, little buddy!"
  • "You don't really believe Santa Claus is gonna pick these up?"
  • "Gosh, Junior! That's Santa Claus! Mr. Anderson really is Santa's helper!"

"Gorilla Ghost"[edit]

  • "Junior, look! The zoo is closed!"
  • "But the gate is locked, and...and so we're...we're goin' over the fence!"
  • "Gorilla Ghost! Hahaha...that's silly!"
  • "At night? Oh, we have plans for tonight, don't we, Junior?"
  • "(*stutter*) Who was that?"
  • "And I'm goin'!"
  • "The ghost got away!"
  • "I wonder where we are? (*sees the snakes*) N-n-now I know!"
  • "Well, I got us popcorn!"
  • "How'd you do that?"
  • "Well, the ghost is gone!"
  • "N-n-n-next time?"
  • "Well, that takes of that phony ghost!"
  • "I guess I took care of them! (*laughs*)"
  • "Nice catch, guys!"
  • "Crook exhibit! The police will love to visit this one!"
  • "Junior! Uncle Julius! I-I've been monkeyin' around and...I-I think I got the hang of it!"
  • "Well, I guess I flunked the ape test!"

"The Teddy Bear Scare"[edit]

  • "This babysittin' money's gonna come in real handy, Junior!"
  • "No sweat! Knockin' down pins is right up my alley!"
  • "Uh, my, uh, my trick elbow's acting up again! Y-you throw it, Junior!"
  • "Junior, you've won every prize!"
  • "Y-y-you're not actually gonna... (*Donkey Kong pedals the ice cream bicycle onto the rollercoaster*) (*groans*) He's actually gonna!"
  • "No sweat, Junior! I'm hot stuff on a bicycle!"
  • "Well, it's not so hot on a unicycle! Junior! Help!"
  • "Uh, anyone for dessert?"
  • "Junior, they got Patty!"
  • "Maybe this!"
  • "But w-we didn't...um they...i-i-it's not..."
  • "(*laughs nervously*) The great Kormack has nothing up his sleeves! (*laughs nervously*)"
  • "Fake? Watch me pull a rabbit...out of this hat! Abracadabra!"
  • "(*laughs nervously*) Neat trick, huh?"
  • "Uh, oh, right, Junior!"
  • "House of Horrors! This is the place! Those crooks are in for a big surprise when I trade this teddy for Patty!"
  • "(*breathes heavily*) Somehow I don't...I don't feel very welcome!"
  • "Why am I worried? (*laughs nervously*) They're only wax dummies!"
  • "(*gasps*) Wh-what was that? It's just my imagination!"
  • "Whoa! I didn't know my imagination was that good!"
  • "Catch you? Well, okay!"
  • "Like usual, Junior's got everything under control! (*knocks over a row a mannequins*) But I...whooooooooooa...don't!"
  • "Alright, wise guys! You asked for it! M-monkey...whoa! (*falls on his bottom*) I gotta work on that backflip!"
  • "If I could just perfect that backflip!"
  • "I think we're about to lose our babysitting money!"
  • "Humongous?"
  • "Uh, well, I-I-I-I, well, uh..."
  • "You'd better, little buddy!"

"Double or Nothing"[edit]

  • "Junior, meet my cousin Lucy Belle!"
  • "(*chuckles*) Yeah! Good looks just run in our family!"
  • "Oh, no! They got Lucy Belle!"
  • "Look, Junior! Oh, we'll never find her in this fog!"
  • "If she's not at the reading of will, she'll lose everything!"
  • "Those crooks'll never believe I'm Lucy Belle!"
  • "Hi, ya'll!"
  • "Just peasy! This is my friend...Junior!"
  • "B-but that's only two hours!"
  • "Sand...witch...sandwich! I get it...but only Lucy Belle can solve it! What are we gonna do?"
  • "Go get him, Junior!"
  • "Sorry, Junior! I guess he got away!"
  • "It's locked!"
  • "Oh, yes, you were!"
  • "Well, not yet! You have to finish your great-granddaddy's puzzle before midnight!"
  • "Well, I guess I won't be needing this anymore!"
  • "I sure hope Junior's cooked up a good plan!"
  • "Ready, willing, and...(*gulps*)...p-p-p...petrified!"
  • "Hot-diggidy dog! You did it, Junior!"
  • "If I don't do somethin', it's curtains for Lucy Belle! (*takes a curtain that covers him*) Oh, it looks like it's curtains for me!"
  • "Simple! The will says if Lucy Belle can't finish the puzzle by midnight, Mr. Bancroft gets the mansion!"
  • "Aw, shucks! It were nothin'!"

Boris[edit]

  • "It's perfected, Maxwell! A machine that can shrink live people and animals!"
  • "(*laughs*) That's either the world's biggest stuffed monkey, or we've got a real ape in our window!"
  • "Maxwell, those two are trying to steal our ape doll!"
  • "There he is!"
  • "He-he's on a scent, Maxwell!"
  • "They must have gone into coffee shop!"
  • "We've got her! But I don't see the others!"

Brian[edit]

  • "Oh, boy! Thanks, Solmes!"
  • "Excuse me, sir! Do you have any really special pets?"
  • "No, that's not it...(*sees Donkey Kong*)...but that is!"
  • "Does he bite?"
  • "Is he healthy?"
  • "I'll take him!"
  • "My name's Brian. What's yours?"
  • "We're gonna be best buddies!"
  • "I've got him!"
  • "Yes, I wish we had a convertible so he'd have more room!"
  • "Terrific, Donkey Kong!"
  • "Even with mom and dad away, this is the best birthday I've ever had!"
  • "I'll make a wish, and we'll both blow out the candles!"
  • "Wow, a motor scooter!"
  • "How come the safe's open, Kenworth?"
  • "A burglar? Whoa, that's great!"
  • "Yeah, great! Donkey Kong and I'll play palace guards, in case the burglar comes back!"
  • "Watch out for anything suspicious!"
  • "I can't hear what he's saying!"
  • "You called the zoo to come get Donkey Kong, didn't you? You're fired! Donkey Kong, show him the way out!"
  • "Donkey Kong, did you get rid of Kenworth?"
  • "It's those nasty zoo guys!"
  • "We sure taught him a lesson! (*laughs*)"
  • "If you think that was fun, wait till you see my game room!"
  • "We'd better keep the jewels with us just to be sure!"
  • "Aw, that always happens!"
  • "Wow, a hole-in-one!"
  • "Donkey Kong, don't let that burglar steal the jewels!"
  • "So, you're not the burglars! It's Solmes and Kenworth! Hurry, Donkey Kong! They're getting away!"
  • "It's Solmes and Kenworth!"
  • "Then I bowled over with one clean strike; that's how I caught those crooks!"
  • "Oh, oh yeah, uh, Donkey Kong helped too."

Bruno's partner[edit]

  • "Hey, that nature ranger is just the guy I need! He can help me find the loot I buried before I went to prison!"
  • "Fetch him, Bruno!"
  • "Hahaha, that's it, Bruno, oh boy! Just like in our old circus act!"
  • "Hurry up, Bruno!"
  • "You’re gonna guide me to that hill, and my hidden loot! (*laughs*)"
  • "I hid my loot money in Clearwater Cave. Now tell me why I can't find it, or I'm gonna send my bear after the kids!"
  • "Yeah, meddlin' kids! I'll teach them!"
  • "Hey, what's this?"
  • "Hold it right there! I got your little friend, so don't try any funny business! The rest of you get in with him!"
  • "And don't follow me...unless you'd like your little friends to tangle with a grizzly bear!"
  • "They're still comin' after us! Bruno, throw that boulder!"
  • "That's Wynn's Stalactites! This is where I stashed the loot! Bruno, smash the wall!"
  • "It's comin' down, Bruno! (*looks around*) I think this is the way out!"
  • "Oh, no! That tunnel took us in a circle!"
  • "Get 'em, Bruno!"
  • "Nah, no way! I'm as good as free!"

Bruto's gang[edit]

Bruto[edit]

  • "Ooh, that's big talk, Sheriff, but we don't scare easy!"
  • "(*partially spoken through the slim member's mouth due to an animation error*) Not yet. What we need is new gang members, guys stronger than a..."
  • "Yes, gorilla. Gorilla?!"
  • "That big ape is just what we need to get even with the sheriff. (*laughs*)"
  • "Hi big fella! My boys would like to give you a little treat as a token of our admiration."
  • "There's plenty more where that came from if you join up with us, what do you say?"
  • "Let's head to Pleasant Bluff and pay this sheriff a visit!"
  • "You two will have to ride together. Big guy needs his own chopper!"
  • "Hey, Sheriff! We're back in town! Why don't you round up your dippy deputies and try to kick us out?"
  • "Good work, big guy! Heh! Now for some real fun! (*laughs*) We gotta take big fella on a little shopping spree!"
  • "Let's get big fella and blow this town!"
  • "Heheh! The girls always fall for Bruno! Heheh!"
  • "No you won't, 'cause you're comin' with us, to make sure we make a clean getaway!"
  • "Keep your eyes on the road and step on it, slouch!"

Short member[edit]

  • "I'm fighting mad, Bruno! Let's go back and show that sheriff a deal or two!"
  • "I don't know."

Slim member[edit]

  • "Nyanyanyanyanya! Can't catch us, Sheriff, 'cause we're over the county line!"
  • "(*laughs*) Big fella's gonna make mincemeat out of them deputies!"
  • "Hmmhmmph! What's with him?"
  • "(*stutters*) Bruto, I-I think the big guy's jealous! We'd better get out of here fast!"

Bullring announcer[edit]

  • "The next matador, Señor Donkey Kong!"
  • "Ladies and gentlemen! Cabeza's bull...is a mechanical fake! Señor Donkey Kong wins!"
  • "Señor Donkey Kong wins the prize money on behalf of Don Diego!"

Bus driver[edit]

  • "Okay, kids. Time to leave."

Butler[edit]

  • "Mr. Donkey Kong! Mr. Herman! And Mr. X!"

Buzz[edit]

  • "Did you hear that, Waldo?"
  • "It really does make toys!"
  • "Are you sure we should be stealing toys on Christmas Eve?"
  • "Waldo! Look out for that log!"
  • "I think this snowman's alive!"
  • "Hey! Let us down!"
  • "(*clears throat*) Eh, excuse me, sir!"
  • "Yeah! It can make any toy in the world...offered to ya!"
  • "It worked before!"
  • "Hmmm, well, I..."
  • "Look at it go, Waldo!"
  • "What are we gonna do now, Waldo?"
  • "It starts work!"
  • "That's a lot of money!"
  • "It's his!"
  • "Uhh, you saved us!"
  • "Is it really him?"
  • "(*laughs*) It is him...and he left these behind!"

Cabeza[edit]

  • "No one can beat my mechanical bull! Every matador will lose!"
  • "Not to worry, my special bull will get them!"
  • "We must stop them before they reveal our secret!"
  • "We got to find those snoops before they blab!"
  • "They're not the ones we're looking for."
  • "It's those snoops! Get 'em!"
  • "Get 'em out of here!"
  • "Stop it right there!"
  • "Stop...right, you follow me. If you value your friends..."
  • "You will find out when you meet my bull in the contest!"
  • "That fool thinks he can beat my bull!"
  • "I will teach them not to interfere!"
  • "Get them! They have my remote control!"

Captain[edit]

  • "Hello, hello! Welcome to the S.S. Romance!"
  • "Oh, yes, yes, well, your cabin is number 222!"
  • "Oh, good evening, swami!"
  • "We are gathered here today, to join this ape, I mean, er, uh, man, and this woman in marriage."
  • "If there be any here, who would object to this wedding?"
  • "Hang on, Miss O'hara!"
  • "Uh, well, um, neither did I! You know, you're kind of attractive after all!"

Charlie[edit]

  • "After 'em!"
  • "Let's check inside to make sure!"
  • "Yeah! Let's see if you're really a magician!"

Charlie's assistant[edit]

  • "Stop, thieves!"
  • "There's the thieves!"
  • "Did you see two shifty-eyed characters with a teddy bear?"
  • "He looks suspicious to me, Charlie!"
  • "I'm thinkin' you're a fake!"
  • "That's the thief! Let's get him!"

Children[edit]

Blonde girl[edit]

  • "That's where Mr. Anderson lives, Mom! He's Santa's helper!"
  • "Ask Mr. Anderson! He can fix anything!"
  • "And Mr. Anderson has this machine that makes toys!"

Blue jacket boy[edit]

  • "What kind of toys do you got in your sack, Santa?"
  • "And I want a dolly, and a teddy bear, and a horsie!"

Green jacket boy[edit]

  • "Sure, but I only got a quarter!"
  • "What a neat bear! I bet you could sell a hundred of these at my apartment building!"

Pink jacket girl[edit]

  • "Oh, look! It's Santa!"

Coach[edit]

  • "You bet, pardner! Ain't nobody gonna beat us!"
  • "Who's that, Hoss?"
  • "Guess we'd better change his mind for him!"
  • "That ape could beat us!"
  • "I got you, pard! We get her..."
  • "Is there another way?"
  • "Of course not, Hossie!"
  • "Mind if I cut in?"
  • "Hoss, it's those no-count pender thugs!"
  • "We'll never stop them now!"

Colonel Culpepper[edit]

  • "Pardon us, I say, pardon us, folks."
  • "Restrain your southern self now, Billy Bob. We've got a bigger fish to fry. (*laughs*) Or should I say, bigger emeralds?"
  • "Now all we need is someone big enough and dumb enough to help us steal it."
  • "And one of the prime circus ape persuasion can help us get that emerald."
  • "That ape, I say, that ape will get past the museum guards with no trouble at all!"
  • "Call my pony if he don't work for Belle here, 'cause I suspect our 8-foot fugitive has an eye for the ladies!"
  • "Allow me, I say, allow me to introduce myself, sir! Colonel Harlan T. Culpepper, certain gentleman…at your service?"
  • "...and my lovely associate Belle!"
  • "Step into my office. We have business to discuss."
  • "Okay, son. Bring me, I say, bring me the Emerald of the East!"
  • "He's got our million dollars!"
  • "Billy Bob, ready the swamp buggy! We’ve got some catching up to do!"
  • "Unhand, I say, unhand that emerald!"

Concert hall announcer[edit]

  • "And now, the band you've all been waiting for...Panther and the Thunderbolts!"
  • "And now, the other finalists...Slam!"
  • "And now, the big moment! The winner, and new band of the year...Panther and the Thunderbolts!"

Cowboy[edit]

  • "Okay, time for a dance too!"

Dee-Dee[edit]

  • "Yeah, but it's gonna be a close contest, Harry! That other band Slam sure is good!"
  • "What're you gonna do now, Harry?"
  • "Dumb and strong, Harry! He's perfect for our plan!"
  • "There's lots of bananas in it for you!"
  • "Hey, mate! You're hypnotizing him!"
  • "Oh, Harry, you're so smart!"
  • "I think our new drummer could use a new look!"
  • "I think we're ready to go now, Harry!"
  • "Aww, they look so sad, Harry!"
  • "See you later, Harry!"

Department manager[edit]

  • "Ah, just a minute."
  • "Now, what can I do for you?"
  • "If this is a joke, it's not funny! Out! Out!"

Deputy[edit]

  • "I'd reckon we'd do that, Sheriff."

Don Diego[edit]

  • "But there is a huge first prize! The money could pay for your operation!"
  • "I think I just don't have the old flair anymore."
  • "He is strong, sí, but we must teach the matador's art."
  • "I'll get someone to practice with you."
  • "You there! Use the wheelbarrow and play the bull for our new matador!"
  • "What are you up to, Cabeza?"
  • "Wait! Señor Donkey Kong! We must do as Cabeza says!"
  • "Oh, no, Señor Donkey Kong! Watch out!"

Don Diego's daughter[edit]

  • "But papa, you promised not to compete again!"
  • "Papa! Someone help him!"
  • "Don't worry, papa! We'll find someone big and strong like you to fight in the contest!"
  • "Uh, uh, magnífico!"
  • "Oh, no! If Señor Ape leaves, we will never win the prize money for my operation!"
  • "We will go to the bullring, win the contest, and rescue your friends!"

Donkey Kong[edit]

"Mississippi Madness"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Wait for it!"
  • "(*laughs*) Outsmart him again!"
  • "Out of way!"
  • "Uh-oh, you got me."
  • "I can’t?"
  • "We stay."
  • "(*laughs*) That's better."

"Gorilla Gangster"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Idea!"
  • "(*laughs*) Hide here."
  • "(*laughs*) Like that! (*laughs*) Like that!"
  • "Oops, forgot something."
  • "(*laughs*) Anything."
  • "Reservation?"
  • "I love you."
  • "Uh-uh, bad idea."
  • "(*laughs*) Out!"
  • "(*laughs*) Yeah, this way."
  • "No chance, Mario!"

"Banana Bikers"[edit]

  • "Mmm, toughie!"
  • "I want Pauline, now!"
  • "(*laughs*) Three's a crowd!"

"The Incredible Shrinking Ape"[edit]

  • "Oh, me shrink!"
  • "Oh, gumballs! (*laughs*)"
  • "Oh, it sure is. (*laughs*) Bye-bye!"
  • "(*laughs*) Eats! Oh wow!"
  • "Save Pauline! Uh-huh!"
  • "(*laughs*) Slush 'em out! (*laughs*)"
  • "(*laughs*) Oh, I'll have a bellyache!"

"Movie Mania"[edit]

  • "Like it here!"
  • "I save you!"
  • "Fix you!"
  • "Uh-oh! (*clenches his hands*) Put up dukes!"
  • "I teach you!"
  • "Not on your life, sweetie!"

"Gorilla My Dreams"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Fuzz?"
  • "Well, uh, uh, uh, well, uh, uh, uh, uh, how about bananas?"
  • "Have yours!"
  • "All of root strength!"
  • "(*laughs*) Nothin' to it! (*laughs*)"

"Little Orphan Apey"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Hide here!"

"Circus Daze"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Oh, boy! Clowns! (*laughs*)"
  • "(*mutters*) I gotta! (*mutters*)"
  • "(*mutters*) Who, me? Oh, uh..."

"The Great Ape Escape"[edit]

  • "Same to you!"
  • "(*laughs*) Oh, fun!"
  • "(*laughs*) Oh, sand trap!"
  • "Oh, big skin!"
  • "(*laughs*) Oh, lots of food!"
  • "Good old fast food...(*mutters*)...huh?"
  • "(*laughs*) Turkey? Oh, okay!"
  • "I'll...(*stutters*)...get you!"
  • "(*laughs*) All touchdown!"