List of Saturday Supercade quotes
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This is a list of quotes in Saturday Supercade, listed in alphabetical order.
Al[edit]
- "And we're gonna get 'em back! Those gold wheels are worth a fortune! Come on!"
- "Not yet! We need two tickets for Mexico City!"
- "I'll take care of him!"
- "And I got your skinny friend...so hand them back!"
- "Come on, let's scram!"
- "This'll stop those brats!"
- "We'll get him later! Come on!"
- "Good! Now let's get the last kid!"
Al's partner[edit]
- "That oaf at the warehouse gave those kids the wrong skates, Al!"
- "Step on it, Al! We're bein' followed!"
- "Well, there goes our gold mine!"
- "Those golden-wheeled babies won't get away from me this time!"
- "Here they come, Al!"
- "One of them got away, Al!"
- "Through the tunnel, Señor."
- "I fooled him, Al!"
- "There he is!"
- "Yeah, we're gonna catch him, Al!"
- "Run for it!"
Arena announcer[edit]
- "Next up, rodeo riders! Number 7!"
- "Looks like number 7 is ready!"
- "Number 7 will try his skill in bullridin'!"
- "Uh, that bull's loose!"
- "Uh, not to mention bronco, butterstick!"
- "The cat's opened...all of the big bad!"
- "Number 7, you've won all the rodeo events!"
- "There's your prize money; congratulations!"
Auctioneer[edit]
- "The auction will begin in just a moment!"
- "Next up we have a pair of gorillas: one large female gorilla, and one short ugly one! Who will open the bidding?"
Aurora[edit]
- "Nobody's allowed inside! The animals are sick...but I'm taking good care of them!"
- "And this will take care of you!"
- "Do I have to do everything myself? Take them to the mines!"
- "Break your rock, you lazy beasts!"
- "Oh, with the zoo animals under my command, all the gold will be ours!"
- "You! Throw those rocks!"
- "Keep an eye on 'em! I have to check on the elephants!"
- "Crush those boulders, you mangy pachyderms!"
- "Gold! And it's all mine!"
- "Find them before they ruin everything!
- "Fools! No one can stop Aurora!"
- "We have all the gold we need!"
- "Ride! Ride!"
Barnacle[edit]
- "Not much to look at, huh, Long John?"
- "She's gone sweet on that big gorilla!"
- "Forget it, lady! He ran off with that blonde! You're all ours!"
Barney Todd[edit]
- "Yes...(*laughs*)...and when I get him, my traveling circus...will have the greatest acts on Earth! (*laughs*)"
- "Hurry! We've got to grab that ape before they do!"
- "Come on, you miserable monkey! You're supposed to be the greatest; let's see you prove it!"
- "If you won't listen to me, maybe you'll listen to Trixie, your new trainer!"
- "What's he trying to pull now?"
- "You get him cured in time for the big show, or else!"
- "It'd better in no time or it's big trouble for both of you!"
- "It's the girl from the goody-two-shoes circus! Grab her!"
- "Hey, Donkey Kong! You come down if you know what's good for your friend!"
- "Now you're going to perform or else!"
- "Your new dressing room, Donkey Kong!"
- "As for you, you're fired!"
- "Ladies and gentlemen! And now the amazing Donkey Kong!"
- "Get back in your seats! Everything's under control!"
Barney Todd's muscle man[edit]
- "Just like you planned, Mr. Todd! Those two led us right to the big ape!"
Belle[edit]
- "That's right, Colonel honey. The Emerald of the East, that is."
- "(*gasps*) I declare, an ape on the loose!"
- "Mmmm, you really know how to flatter a girl!"
- "Monkey business, that is!"
- "You will do it for me, won't you, Donkey friend?"
- "Oh, well, it looks like some circus bumpkin got us, Colonel honey!"
Bicyclists[edit]
All[edit]
- "Monkey Muscle!"
- "And Monkey Muscle!"
Alan[edit]
- "You made me lose the race!"
- "Hey, you can't take my bike!"
- "Those bullies stole my bicycle!"
- "Hey, guys! Who won the race?"
- "I bet they're the same guys that tried to steal mine!"
- "Can you really show us?"
- "Well, Junior, this is some obstacle course!"
- "(*speaking through Jill's mouth due to an animation error*) We did it!"
- "Look, I see the bike thieves! They're headed into that old part of town!"
- "We'll never catch 'em now!"
- "Where's Bones?"
Black-haired boy[edit]
- "We can't get 'em!"
- "They're gettin' away!"
Blue-hatted boy[edit]
- "Nobody! We all lost!"
- "Oh, no! Look out!"
Jill[edit]
- "Two creeps in a van stole our bikes!"
- "They're bigger than us!"
- "Junior, I don't know if I can! I'm scared!"
- "Whoa! Here I come!"
- "We sure took care of them!"
Bidders[edit]
Brown-haired bidder[edit]
- "A hundred dollars!"
- "A talking gorilla? One thousand dollars!"
- "Hey, look at that!"
Gray-haired bidder[edit]
- "A hundred-and-one!"
- "Two thousand!"
Biff[edit]
- "Good boy, King! You treat us a couple more sheep rustlers!"
- "Well, King, think they're tellin' the truth?"
- "Yes, we believe you! My name's Biff!"
- "Sorry about the pants, but you can't be too careful! Those rustlers could strike again anytime!"
- "Those sheep must be in trouble, but King'll rescue them!"
- "King's in trouble!"
- "King! King! Come back!"
- "The rustlers have taken King and all our sheep! We'll never catch 'em now!"
- "Oh, no! Bones is in trouble!"
- "Junior, they're escaping!"
- "You better let us outta here!"
- "We gotta stop that train before they take the sheep over the border!"
- "The train's pulling out! We're too late!"
- "Gosh, Junior, you're the greatest rustler wrangler of all Arizona!"
- "Are you guys sure you won't stay a while longer?"
Billy Bob[edit]
- "The deck is right this way, Colonel Culpepper, sir."
- "Alright, you little wise guy!"
- "But will he work for us, Colonel?"
- "Right, boss!"
Bones Bailey[edit]
"Trucknapper Caper"[edit]
- "Hey, Junior! We're entering Texas! That's the biggest state in the Union, you know that?"
- "No, but that might!"
- "I'm hangin', Junior, I'm hangin'!"
- "Oh, uh, she's out of oil!"
- "No sweat, Junior! I'll have her fixed in a jiff!"
- "Hmm, there might be another way up."
- "It'd take a crowbar and a sledgehammer to get in from here!"
- "No problem, little buddy!"
- "Oh, I can't let him see us! (*sees a tree branch*) I know!"
- "Hey, it worked!"
- "Right, I'm a 'fraidy cat! Bye!"
- "Ha! Can't catch me! (*gets grabbed by CV*) Sorry!"
- "Oh, I can explain! I'm a...(*stutters*)"
- "Uh...oh yeah! The toughest in Texas!"
- "Test? I didn't even study!"
- "I hope you know what you're doin'!"
- "Just hope they're not too late!"
- "Uh...sure, uh...Willie! I'll bet this Tex dude ain't so tough!"
- "I don't see anyone big enough to be Tex! Let's go!"
- "Junior, how are we gonna get close enough to Tex to get his key?"
- "You did it, Junior! Now what do we do?"
- "I'm glad your plan includes running!"
- "Uh, Junior, that plan of yours wouldn't be, you know, dangerous, would it?"
- "Oh, hey! No big thing!"
- "Junior, you're ready?"
- "Oh, I do! Get the gang to stand by the door, knock twice, and you'll do the rest!"
- "Hey, guys! Come on over and take a look! We hit the jackpot!"
- "I sure hope this works! Well, relax, Bones, why worry? Junior's plans have never failed yet! Knock on wood, just for luck!"
- "Time to say goodbye!"
- "Seven to one, the odds are in favor of...running!"
- "They got us cornered, Junior!"
- "It was nothin'!"
- "Well, little pal, I guess it's time to get back your daddy's trail!"
- "Hey, Junior! What about me!"
"Sheep Rustle Hustle"[edit]
- "I know, Junior, but there's gotta be an easier way to get to that ranch house!"
- "Was that a yes or a no?"
- "Bones Bailey!"
- "No, but you 'oughta see my Road Runner imitation! Meep meep!"
- "Okay, but you better not mess with me! I know...karate!"
- "That line gets 'em every time!"
- "Now that I'm here, what do I do?"
- "Oh, I get it! Nobody can throw Bronco Buster Bones! Yeehaw! Yeehaw!"
- "Well, they got Biff and King locked up in the old jailhouse!"
- "Weeellll, hooowwdy, boooysss! Come onnnn innnn!"
- "What'll it be, pardner? Strawberry asperilla?"
- "Ha! Safe at last! There's no way I'm gonna fall in with those rustlers again! I think I found a waaaaaaaay!"
- "Deputy ghost? Whooooooa! (*looks at his reflection in a mirror*) Yeah, I am the deputy ghost!"
- "Not now, Junior! I'm busy haunting!"
- "Would you believe, 'Heeeeeelp!'"
- "(*laughs*) We gotta stop eating like this!"
- "These walls are solid rock! We'll never get through!"
- "Well, that ties up the loose ends!"
- "Well, at least this time we get to go through the gate instead of over it! (*laughs*)"
"Rocky Mountain Monkey Business"[edit]
- "Junior, I got a funny feeling...we've lost the trail!"
- "Well, why not? It's only t-t-two hundred feet up!"
- "Uh, hiya, folks! Just thought I'd drop in for supper!"
- "Look! That guy in the stripes is drivin' off with Mr. Barkley and the bear!"
- "Come on, Junior! Hurry up and get that crook to the cabin...before that bear shows up!"
- "Now, all I gotta do is untie Mr. Barkley!"
- "(*gasps*) The bear!"
- "Oh, hahaha, it-it's just a bear rug, ha! It can't fool me!"
- "Heeeeeeelp! Save me from that bear!"
- "I am?"
- "Yeah, but we don't even have a boat, and even if we did have a boat, oh, we could never ride these!"
- "(*groans*) Ready as I'll ever be!"
- "It looks like we're caught between a rock and...a hard plaaaaaaace!"
- "(*sighs*) We made it, but where did we make it to?"
- "The Nature Scouts are in trouble!"
- "That's what you think!"
- "And so is that bear if I know Junior!"
- "Yeah! And no more bears!"
- "All that bear chasing makes me hungry!"
"Magnificent Seven-Year Olds"[edit]
- "Everyone we ask knows about the big gorilla! I guess he must've joined the circus again or somethin'!"
- "Junior, either your dad's gone into the fast food business, or we've hit another dead end!"
- "Hey, little buddy! Before we go, let's get a burger for the road!"
- "And no onions for me, Junior!"
- "Hey, watch where you're...whoooooa...goin'!"
- "Huh, boy, I almost got...whoa...creamed!"
- "Well, you made me lose my lunch!"
- "Hey, I bet there's still time to catch your pals!"
- "Uh, you can't take his bike! (*grabbed by Mickey*) Uh, of course, you could borrow it for a while! (*laughs*)"
- "I tried to stop 'em, but I was outnumbered!"
- "Don't worry, kid! Junior always gets his bullies!"
- "They're even bigger than me!"
- "Can we show ya? Does a hippo have hips?"
- "C-confidence? Oh, sure! I think I can. I think I can. I know I caaaaaaan!"
- "Roger, Junior! No sign of baddies!"
- "Oh, dear! Junior, they're coming!"
- "Well, no time for you, you no-good whippersnapper! How dare you call me granny!"
- "(*laughs*) Well, that will teach you to fool with granny! Ahh!"
- "Thanks, buddy!"
- "Oh, my aching muscles! Oh, well, I guess I'll have to just walk."
- "Huh? Uh, oh, naturally!"
- "I'm on my way!"
- "Oh, no! Not again!"
- "Anyone for a Neapolitan?"
"Junior Meets Kid Dynamo"[edit]
- "Junior, look! A robbery!"
- "Give me muscle!"
- "Huh! A little teamwork is all it takes!"
- "Junior! The safe is falling...and so am I!"
- "Who was that caped superkid?"
- "He's already seen me, Lightning!"
- "No! Not a talkin' one!"
- "Three against two! That's my kind of odds!"
- "The walls are closin' in on us! What are we gonna do, Junior?"
- "So that's their sneaky plan!"
- "Ticket, please."
- "One down, and one to go!"
- "Last stop: Sweetville Jail!"
"The Amazing Rollerskate Race"[edit]
- "Well, that big gorilla in the zoo turned out to be just another monkey!"
- "Junior, look out for that kid!"
- "Junior, help! I can't see where I'm goin'!"
- "With my luck, I'm headed for an open manhole!"
- "Hey, they don't call me the roller whiz for nothin'!"
- "It's no use, Junior! We'll never catch 'em!"
- "They got away!"
- "You can count on me, little buddy!"
- "(*laughs*) Oh, this is my kind guard duty! No worry! No hurry! No crooks! No skates! No skates!"
- "(*chuckles*) Fancy meeting you here!"
- "They snuck up on me and took the skates!"
- "Golden wheels! No wonder they needed those skates so bad!"
- "Greetings, caballeros! We have come...to entertain you!"
- "You can still win!"
- "And I'll make sure TJ gets over the finish line!"
- "I'll ask that policeman!"
- "Officer, which way did the skaters go?"
- "For me? I wonder why! (*sees a bull heading towards him*) Now I know why!"
- "Oh, no. Nice bullie, bullie!"
- "Well, of course, little buddy! That's why I got it for ya!"
- "Yep! Like I always say, a friend a need is aaaahhhhh...friend indeed!"
"A Christmas Story"[edit]
- "D-d-d-don't worry! We'll find him!"
- "What a storyteller!"
- "I'll bet it can't make a toy airplane!"
- "They're gettin' away, Junior!"
- "Snowman Bones, reporting for duty!"
- "This one is!"
- "Not a chance!"
- "Junior, I think they're gonna sell the machine!"
- "Merry Christmas!"
- "I'm sneakin' up to 'em, Junior!"
- "This sack? Ummm..."
- "Santa will give you all your gifts on Christmas morn!"
- "Junior, they're comin'!"
- "How about a nice present from Santa?"
- "Ah! But you haven't got a toy like this!"
- "Just a little Christmas surprise!"
- "Help! Get me out!"
- "Junior, how are we gonna find those hobos?"
- "They're gone!"
- "Somethin's wrong with the machine!"
- "Same to you, little buddy!"
- "You don't really believe Santa Claus is gonna pick these up?"
- "Gosh, Junior! That's Santa Claus! Mr. Anderson really is Santa's helper!"
"Gorilla Ghost"[edit]
- "Junior, look! The zoo is closed!"
- "But the gate is locked, and...and so we're...we're goin' over the fence!"
- "Gorilla Ghost! Hahaha...that's silly!"
- "At night? Oh, we have plans for tonight, don't we, Junior?"
- "(*stutter*) Who was that?"
- "And I'm goin'!"
- "The ghost got away!"
- "I wonder where we are? (*sees the snakes*) N-n-now I know!"
- "Well, I got us popcorn!"
- "How'd you do that?"
- "Well, the ghost is gone!"
- "N-n-n-next time?"
- "Well, that takes of that phony ghost!"
- "I guess I took care of them! (*laughs*)"
- "Nice catch, guys!"
- "Crook exhibit! The police will love to visit this one!"
- "Junior! Uncle Julius! I-I've been monkeyin' around and...I-I think I got the hang of it!"
- "Well, I guess I flunked the ape test!"
"The Teddy Bear Scare"[edit]
- "This babysittin' money's gonna come in real handy, Junior!"
- "No sweat! Knockin' down pins is right up my alley!"
- "Uh, my, uh, my trick elbow's acting up again! Y-you throw it, Junior!"
- "Junior, you've won every prize!"
- "Y-y-you're not actually gonna... (*Donkey Kong pedals the ice cream bicycle onto the rollercoaster*) (*groans*) He's actually gonna!"
- "No sweat, Junior! I'm hot stuff on a bicycle!"
- "Well, it's not so hot on a unicycle! Junior! Help!"
- "Uh, anyone for dessert?"
- "Junior, they got Patty!"
- "Maybe this!"
- "But w-we didn't...um they...i-i-it's not..."
- "(*laughs nervously*) The great Kormack has nothing up his sleeves! (*laughs nervously*)"
- "Fake? Watch me pull a rabbit...out of this hat! Abracadabra!"
- "(*laughs nervously*) Neat trick, huh?"
- "Uh, oh, right, Junior!"
- "House of Horrors! This is the place! Those crooks are in for a big surprise when I trade this teddy for Patty!"
- "(*breathes heavily*) Somehow I don't...I don't feel very welcome!"
- "Why am I worried? (*laughs nervously*) They're only wax dummies!"
- "(*gasps*) Wh-what was that? It's just my imagination!"
- "Whoa! I didn't know my imagination was that good!"
- "Catch you? Well, okay!"
- "Like usual, Junior's got everything under control! (*knocks over a row a mannequins*) But I...whooooooooooa...don't!"
- "Alright, wise guys! You asked for it! M-monkey...whoa! (*falls on his bottom*) I gotta work on that backflip!"
- "If I could just perfect that backflip!"
- "I think we're about to lose our babysitting money!"
- "Humongous?"
- "Uh, well, I-I-I-I, well, uh..."
- "You'd better, little buddy!"
"Double or Nothing"[edit]
- "Junior, meet my cousin Lucy Belle!"
- "(*chuckles*) Yeah! Good looks just run in our family!"
- "Oh, no! They got Lucy Belle!"
- "Look, Junior! Oh, we'll never find her in this fog!"
- "If she's not at the reading of will, she'll lose everything!"
- "Those crooks'll never believe I'm Lucy Belle!"
- "Hi, ya'll!"
- "Just peasy! This is my friend...Junior!"
- "B-but that's only two hours!"
- "Sand...witch...sandwich! I get it...but only Lucy Belle can solve it! What are we gonna do?"
- "Go get him, Junior!"
- "Sorry, Junior! I guess he got away!"
- "It's locked!"
- "Oh, yes, you were!"
- "Well, not yet! You have to finish your great-granddaddy's puzzle before midnight!"
- "Well, I guess I won't be needing this anymore!"
- "I sure hope Junior's cooked up a good plan!"
- "Ready, willing, and...(*gulps*)...p-p-p...petrified!"
- "Hot-diggidy dog! You did it, Junior!"
- "If I don't do somethin', it's curtains for Lucy Belle! (*takes a curtain that covers him*) Oh, it looks like it's curtains for me!"
- "Simple! The will says if Lucy Belle can't finish the puzzle by midnight, Mr. Bancroft gets the mansion!"
- "Aw, shucks! It were nothin'!"
Boris[edit]
- "It's perfected, Maxwell! A machine that can shrink live people and animals!"
- "(*laughs*) That's either the world's biggest stuffed monkey, or we've got a real ape in our window!"
- "Maxwell, those two are trying to steal our ape doll!"
- "There he is!"
- "He-he's on a scent, Maxwell!"
- "They must have gone into coffee shop!"
- "We've got her! But I don't see the others!"
Brian[edit]
- "Oh, boy! Thanks, Solmes!"
- "Excuse me, sir! Do you have any really special pets?"
- "No, that's not it...(*sees Donkey Kong*)...but that is!"
- "Does he bite?"
- "Is he healthy?"
- "I'll take him!"
- "My name's Brian. What's yours?"
- "We're gonna be best buddies!"
- "I've got him!"
- "Yes, I wish we had a convertible so he'd have more room!"
- "Terrific, Donkey Kong!"
- "Even with mom and dad away, this is the best birthday I've ever had!"
- "I'll make a wish, and we'll both blow out the candles!"
- "Wow, a motor scooter!"
- "How come the safe's open, Kenworth?"
- "A burglar? Whoa, that's great!"
- "Yeah, great! Donkey Kong and I'll play palace guards, in case the burglar comes back!"
- "Watch out for anything suspicious!"
- "I can't hear what he's saying!"
- "You called the zoo to come get Donkey Kong, didn't you? You're fired! Donkey Kong, show him the way out!"
- "Donkey Kong, did you get rid of Kenworth?"
- "It's those nasty zoo guys!"
- "We sure taught him a lesson! (*laughs*)"
- "If you think that was fun, wait till you see my game room!"
- "We'd better keep the jewels with us just to be sure!"
- "Aw, that always happens!"
- "Wow, a hole-in-one!"
- "Donkey Kong, don't let that burglar steal the jewels!"
- "So, you're not the burglars! It's Solmes and Kenworth! Hurry, Donkey Kong! They're getting away!"
- "It's Solmes and Kenworth!"
- "Then I bowled over with one clean strike; that's how I caught those crooks!"
- "Oh, oh yeah, uh, Donkey Kong helped too."
Bruno's partner[edit]
- "Hey, that nature ranger is just the guy I need! He can help me find the loot I buried before I went to prison!"
- "Fetch him, Bruno!"
- "Hahaha, that's it, Bruno, oh boy! Just like in our old circus act!"
- "Hurry up, Bruno!"
- "You’re gonna guide me to that hill, and my hidden loot! (*laughs*)"
- "I hid my loot money in Clearwater Cave. Now tell me why I can't find it, or I'm gonna send my bear after the kids!"
- "Yeah, meddlin' kids! I'll teach them!"
- "Hey, what's this?"
- "Hold it right there! I got your little friend, so don't try any funny business! The rest of you get in with him!"
- "And don't follow me...unless you'd like your little friends to tangle with a grizzly bear!"
- "They're still comin' after us! Bruno, throw that boulder!"
- "That's Wynn's Stalactites! This is where I stashed the loot! Bruno, smash the wall!"
- "It's comin' down, Bruno! (*looks around*) I think this is the way out!"
- "Oh, no! That tunnel took us in a circle!"
- "Get 'em, Bruno!"
- "Nah, no way! I'm as good as free!"
Bruto's gang[edit]
Bruto[edit]
- "Ooh, that's big talk, Sheriff, but we don't scare easy!"
- "(*partially spoken through the slim member's mouth due to an animation error*) Not yet. What we need is new gang members, guys stronger than a..."
- "Yes, gorilla. Gorilla?!"
- "That big ape is just what we need to get even with the sheriff. (*laughs*)"
- "Hi big fella! My boys would like to give you a little treat as a token of our admiration."
- "There's plenty more where that came from if you join up with us, what do you say?"
- "Let's head to Pleasant Bluff and pay this sheriff a visit!"
- "You two will have to ride together. Big guy needs his own chopper!"
- "Hey, Sheriff! We're back in town! Why don't you round up your dippy deputies and try to kick us out?"
- "Good work, big guy! Heh! Now for some real fun! (*laughs*) We gotta take big fella on a little shopping spree!"
- "Let's get big fella and blow this town!"
- "Heheh! The girls always fall for Bruno! Heheh!"
- "No you won't, 'cause you're comin' with us, to make sure we make a clean getaway!"
- "Keep your eyes on the road and step on it, slouch!"
Short member[edit]
- "I'm fighting mad, Bruno! Let's go back and show that sheriff a deal or two!"
- "I don't know."
Slim member[edit]
- "Nyanyanyanyanya! Can't catch us, Sheriff, 'cause we're over the county line!"
- "(*laughs*) Big fella's gonna make mincemeat out of them deputies!"
- "Hmmhmmph! What's with him?"
- "(*stutters*) Bruto, I-I think the big guy's jealous! We'd better get out of here fast!"
Bullring announcer[edit]
- "The next matador, Señor Donkey Kong!"
- "Ladies and gentlemen! Cabeza's bull...is a mechanical fake! Señor Donkey Kong wins!"
- "Señor Donkey Kong wins the prize money on behalf of Don Diego!"
Bus driver[edit]
- "Okay, kids. Time to leave."
Butler[edit]
- "Mr. Donkey Kong! Mr. Herman! And Mr. X!"
Buzz[edit]
- "Did you hear that, Waldo?"
- "It really does make toys!"
- "Are you sure we should be stealing toys on Christmas Eve?"
- "Waldo! Look out for that log!"
- "I think this snowman's alive!"
- "Hey! Let us down!"
- "(*clears throat*) Eh, excuse me, sir!"
- "Yeah! It can make any toy in the world...offered to ya!"
- "It worked before!"
- "Hmmm, well, I..."
- "Look at it go, Waldo!"
- "What are we gonna do now, Waldo?"
- "It starts work!"
- "That's a lot of money!"
- "It's his!"
- "Uhh, you saved us!"
- "Is it really him?"
- "(*laughs*) It is him...and he left these behind!"
Cabeza[edit]
- "No one can beat my mechanical bull! Every matador will lose!"
- "Not to worry, my special bull will get them!"
- "We must stop them before they reveal our secret!"
- "We got to find those snoops before they blab!"
- "They're not the ones we're looking for."
- "It's those snoops! Get 'em!"
- "Get 'em out of here!"
- "Stop it right there!"
- "Stop...right, you follow me. If you value your friends..."
- "You will find out when you meet my bull in the contest!"
- "That fool thinks he can beat my bull!"
- "I will teach them not to interfere!"
- "Get them! They have my remote control!"
Captain[edit]
- "Hello, hello! Welcome to the S.S. Romance!"
- "Oh, yes, yes, well, your cabin is number 222!"
- "Oh, good evening, swami!"
- "We are gathered here today, to join this ape, I mean, er, uh, man, and this woman in marriage."
- "If there be any here, who would object to this wedding?"
- "Hang on, Miss O'hara!"
- "Uh, well, um, neither did I! You know, you're kind of attractive after all!"
Charlie[edit]
- "After 'em!"
- "Let's check inside to make sure!"
- "Yeah! Let's see if you're really a magician!"
Charlie's assistant[edit]
- "Stop, thieves!"
- "There's the thieves!"
- "Did you see two shifty-eyed characters with a teddy bear?"
- "He looks suspicious to me, Charlie!"
- "I'm thinkin' you're a fake!"
- "That's the thief! Let's get him!"
Children[edit]
Blonde girl[edit]
- "That's where Mr. Anderson lives, Mom! He's Santa's helper!"
- "Ask Mr. Anderson! He can fix anything!"
- "And Mr. Anderson has this machine that makes toys!"
Blue jacket boy[edit]
- "What kind of toys do you got in your sack, Santa?"
- "And I want a dolly, and a teddy bear, and a horsie!"
Green jacket boy[edit]
- "Sure, but I only got a quarter!"
- "What a neat bear! I bet you could sell a hundred of these at my apartment building!"
Pink jacket girl[edit]
- "Oh, look! It's Santa!"
Coach[edit]
- "You bet, pardner! Ain't nobody gonna beat us!"
- "Who's that, Hoss?"
- "Guess we'd better change his mind for him!"
- "That ape could beat us!"
- "I got you, pard! We get her..."
- "Is there another way?"
- "Of course not, Hossie!"
- "Mind if I cut in?"
- "Hoss, it's those no-count pender thugs!"
- "We'll never stop them now!"
Colonel Culpepper[edit]
- "Pardon us, I say, pardon us, folks."
- "Restrain your southern self now, Billy Bob. We've got a bigger fish to fry. (*laughs*) Or should I say, bigger emeralds?"
- "Now all we need is someone big enough and dumb enough to help us steal it."
- "And one of the prime circus ape persuasion can help us get that emerald."
- "That ape, I say, that ape will get past the museum guards with no trouble at all!"
- "Call my pony if he don't work for Belle here, 'cause I suspect our 8-foot fugitive has an eye for the ladies!"
- "Allow me, I say, allow me to introduce myself, sir! Colonel Harlan T. Culpepper, certain gentleman…at your service?"
- "...and my lovely associate Belle!"
- "Step into my office. We have business to discuss."
- "Okay, son. Bring me, I say, bring me the Emerald of the East!"
- "He's got our million dollars!"
- "Billy Bob, ready the swamp buggy! We’ve got some catching up to do!"
- "Unhand, I say, unhand that emerald!"
Concert hall announcer[edit]
- "And now, the band you've all been waiting for...Panther and the Thunderbolts!"
- "And now, the other finalists...Slam!"
- "And now, the big moment! The winner, and new band of the year...Panther and the Thunderbolts!"
Cowboy[edit]
- "Okay, time for a dance too!"
Dee-Dee[edit]
- "Yeah, but it's gonna be a close contest, Harry! That other band Slam sure is good!"
- "What're you gonna do now, Harry?"
- "Dumb and strong, Harry! He's perfect for our plan!"
- "There's lots of bananas in it for you!"
- "Hey, mate! You're hypnotizing him!"
- "Oh, Harry, you're so smart!"
- "I think our new drummer could use a new look!"
- "I think we're ready to go now, Harry!"
- "Aww, they look so sad, Harry!"
- "See you later, Harry!"
Department manager[edit]
- "Ah, just a minute."
- "Now, what can I do for you?"
- "If this is a joke, it's not funny! Out! Out!"
Deputy[edit]
- "I'd reckon we'd do that, Sheriff."
Don Diego[edit]
- "But there is a huge first prize! The money could pay for your operation!"
- "I think I just don't have the old flair anymore."
- "He is strong, sí, but we must teach the matador's art."
- "I'll get someone to practice with you."
- "You there! Use the wheelbarrow and play the bull for our new matador!"
- "What are you up to, Cabeza?"
- "Wait! Señor Donkey Kong! We must do as Cabeza says!"
- "Oh, no, Señor Donkey Kong! Watch out!"
Don Diego's daughter[edit]
- "But papa, you promised not to compete again!"
- "Papa! Someone help him!"
- "Don't worry, papa! We'll find someone big and strong like you to fight in the contest!"
- "Uh, uh, magnífico!"
- "Oh, no! If Señor Ape leaves, we will never win the prize money for my operation!"
- "We will go to the bullring, win the contest, and rescue your friends!"
Donkey Kong[edit]
"Mississippi Madness"[edit]
- "(*laughs*) Wait for it!"
- "(*laughs*) Outsmart him again!"
- "Out of way!"
- "Uh-oh, you got me."
- "I can’t?"
- "We stay."
- "(*laughs*) That's better."
"Gorilla Gangster"[edit]
- "(*laughs*) Idea!"
- "(*laughs*) Hide here."
- "(*laughs*) Like that! (*laughs*) Like that!"
- "Oops, forgot something."
- "(*laughs*) Anything."
- "Reservation?"
- "I love you."
- "Uh-uh, bad idea."
- "(*laughs*) Out!"
- "(*laughs*) Yeah, this way."
- "No chance, Mario!"
"Banana Bikers"[edit]
- "Mmm, toughie!"
- "I want Pauline, now!"
- "(*laughs*) Three's a crowd!"
"The Incredible Shrinking Ape"[edit]
- "Oh, me shrink!"
- "Oh, gumballs! (*laughs*)"
- "Oh, it sure is. (*laughs*) Bye-bye!"
- "(*laughs*) Eats! Oh wow!"
- "Save Pauline! Uh-huh!"
- "(*laughs*) Slush 'em out! (*laughs*)"
- "(*laughs*) Oh, I'll have a bellyache!"
"Movie Mania"[edit]
- "Like it here!"
- "I save you!"
- "Fix you!"
- "Uh-oh! (*clenches his hands*) Put up dukes!"
- "I teach you!"
- "Not on your life, sweetie!"
"Gorilla My Dreams"[edit]
- "(*laughs*) Fuzz?"
- "Well, uh, uh, uh, well, uh, uh, uh, uh, how about bananas?"
- "Have yours!"
- "All of root strength!"
- "(*laughs*) Nothin' to it! (*laughs*)"
"Little Orphan Apey"[edit]
- "(*laughs*) Hide here!"
"Circus Daze"[edit]
- "(*laughs*) Oh, boy! Clowns! (*laughs*)"
- "(*mutters*) I gotta! (*mutters*)"
- "(*mutters*) Who, me? Oh, uh..."
"The Great Ape Escape"[edit]
- "Same to you!"
- "(*laughs*) Oh, fun!"
- "(*laughs*) Oh, sand trap!"
- "Oh, big skin!"
- "(*laughs*) Oh, lots of food!"
- "Good old fast food...(*mutters*)...huh?"
- "(*laughs*) Turkey? Oh, okay!"
- "I'll...(*stutters*)...get you!"
- "(*laughs*) All touchdown!"