List of Mario & Luigi: Brothership quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Brothership.

Adaphne

• "I maximized thrust by early-birding the ignition time and neo-aero fueling with Connectar."
• "Early-birding required an early flame and a tardy-class flame. That's obvious. But preventing an explosion? I relied on the brrr vector from outside air."
• "I assume you're curious how I solved the puzzle of glutton combustion? And the problem of guzzle buzz? Simple. A hydro-sip system."
• "I amplified the effect with a velvet-glow afterburn. Side benefit? Soft stability! And all that is the secret to creating power with perpetual commotion..."
• "...in a nutshell."
• "Oh, was it? It's just a bit of fun. A brainy trifle. But I suppose I am a genius. A super genius, perhaps? No, that's not quite it. Oh! A god-level genius, yes."
• "Oh? My, my, my... Now, who was it that won the first two rounds... Oh my! The name escapes me..."
• "What a shame. Almost three wins. But that honor went to me!"
• "There goes an average genius...at best."
• "Zzz... Mrm... Zzz... Mmph..."
• "Oh dear. What a sight I must be, all dripping wet."
• "Does my reputation precede me that far?"
• "Of course it did! After all, I'm...quite a sight, all dripping wet in Club Dyode's VIP area. But I'm much more than that. I'm Concordia's number one inventor! The genius Adaphneee!"
• "Not the reaction I was expecting. Too stunned to speak, I assume." (thought)
• "Do you want something of me? I'm willing to at least hear you out. But let's take this to a more suitable location."
• "Hmmm... Bypass the barrier and save Concordia, you say?"
• "Ohhhhohohoho! I had no idea there were never-say-die types dreaming THAT dream."
• "Did you say... Technikki?"
• "That was... The contest held on Merrygo, the genius-inventor contest, I think. I believe she was one of the finalists. I emerged the victor, naturally. While I won't deny her ingenuity... I have both brains and beauty. Many are inexorably drawn to me. I'm also athletic, musical, and possessed of a heart of gold. Not only am I all these things, I'm the model of humility as well. Ohhhhohohoho!"
• "But I do take your point. You were right to seek me out. However, I hope you weren't expecting me to do this for free."
• "Ohoho... If I may direct your attention that way... I want a Jellyfish Pizza!"
• "Jellyfish Pizza is this island's best-known form of cuisine. A brain as powerful as mine requires it to run efficiently. Unfortunately for me, the chef is on vacation today. I'm wasting away, listless and dull, without Jellyfish Pizza!"
• "Hmm. You think you can bake a satisfying Jellyfish Pizza? Come let me know when you're ready to satiate my hungry brain. Talk to the assistant on the stage for detailed instructions."
• "Oooh. Yes. Yes, that will do nicely. I can feel my salivary glands working overtime. They will not be denied! I'm going in for a bite!"
• "Ohhhhohohoho!"
• "This...exceeds expectations. The generous portion...and the TASTE! I'm going to savor every last bite of this mouthwatering Jellyfish Pizza."
• "Naturally, I haven't forgotten my promise to help you."
• "But there is one last condition."
• "The way your hands kneaded the dough... Your perfect form as you passed it... The fire in your eyes as you rained down the toppings with reckless abandon... All of this speaks to me of the real you."
• "Luigi! I demand that you bake me Jellyfish Pizzas every day!"
• "My dear priiiiiiince!"
• "Luiiigiii!"
• "No, it's better for you to clear out of Shipshape Island entirely. Only my elite cadre of assistants need remain. Off with you, now."
• "Hello there, you green genius. I've been expecting you."
• "Please inform these friends of yours that they can only be a hindrance. Best that they leave for Jellyfish Island so as to not interrupt important work."
• "Oh? Then let's hear your idea for breaking through the barrier. Ah, I forgot. You don't have one."
• "Rocket-powered flight? That's your plan? How positively pedestrian."
• "My idea is so much more elegant. We will dive beneath the waves. But the special equipment involved is delicate and takes careful handling. Anyone not in my elite cadre of assistants will only foul up the works."
• "I've already anticipated any concerns you might have. My patented Oxygenerator system will supply all the air you'll need."
• "Let's get down to brass tracks, shall we? By diving beneath the waves, Shipshape Island will be able to bypass the barrier. All I ask in return is that you relocate any extraneous "friends" to Jellyfish Island."
• "Well, well. You caught my meaning after all."
• "What I ask is not easy, but only my elite cadre of assistants can handle this work. With one exception, my green genius. So. Are you going with my design?"
• "No? Isn't the choice clear? Very well. But don't dawdle making up your mind, hmm?"
• "So you've decided incorrectly. Oh well. Not my problem now. I have no particular need to be included. Though if I had friends like you in my younger days... Well. Now then. You don't want to keep your friends waiting. You'll need their help if this plan has any hope of working. The rest of us will wish you the best from Jellyfish Island."
• "Oh! Luigi. I'm so happy you came to see me. How are you doing? Perhaps that's a slightly tactless question..."
• "Those creepy guys... Yes, we'll need to rely on extreme cleverness to defeat them, for sure. So, let's see... I've got about... 65,536 plans ready to go through... Oh! Of course! There's always THAT! Sure! I'll make THAT!"
• "And what is THAT, you ask? Well, I'm not telling you."
• "Oooh. I'll tell Luigi... Come here, you."
• "Listen up. You're going to love this plan. So... First, we have to combine some specific materials. Luigi... The end result... I'll craft something amazing. My mind is racing! Such possibilities!"
• "Luigi, you're an inspiration! To make THAT, I need the exact materials! I know you can get them, you green genius!"
• "Luigi, I want to give you something."
• "It's an Adaphne Scope. With this, you can get amazing materials from Zok Troopers. I need you to collect amazing materials for me, Luigi. Get three Zokket Alloys. If you do, I can make you the best boots. We're talking about a first-class product—something that only I could create. Sorry, but...Technikki could never pull this off, you know?"
• "What?! Me?! Work with Technikki?!"
• "Oh my, Luigi... Such a sweet, innocent soul. We don't need Technikki's help. I've got all the creative brilliance we could ever need. OK, now..."
• "Green genius! Did you bring me what I asked for?"
• "Lovely! You're so dependable. So...can I start building?"
• "Oh?"
• "What's the meaning of this?"
• "I see."
• "I seeee."
• "Fine... Just don't get in my way."
• "Just so you know, I'm...a genius!"
• "All done!"
• "Best boots ever!"
• "I thought of you, Luigi...and I put my whole heart into my work. I was careful and thorough, and I did some of my best work. I hope this helps you."
• "For a normal genius, you're not too shabby."
• "This way, you green genius!"
• "Green genius! I've come to see you!"
• "Jump! I've got you!"
• "Don't flatter yourself. I only came on behalf of that green genius."
• "Did you happen to see the rocket I built? Pretty sure it's better than anything you could build."
• "Tempting, but no. I value my freedom. But I'll be cheering you on from afar!"
• "I'm so sorry for saying you would be an impediment." (If Technikki rescued the Mario Bros.)
• "You're a wonderful team."
• "And you are impressive too."
• "I'm sorry that I misjudged you."
• "It may be a but late, but...how would you like to join forces?"
• "I see..."

Arc

• "Let me ouuut!"
• "Ooo! Over here!"
• "This is an Ocean Map. It'll help you find islands!"
• "Right! Well, I guess. I can't see right now."
• "The drifting islands are being carried about on currents. To get to any of them, you need to set a course for a new ocean current!"
• "So... For now, just pick any current we can reach! Switching between currents is a breeze!"
• "Whatever it takes! Just get me out! It's so dark in here..."
• "That really stung! I was expecting a little more care from my heroes."
• "But it's behind us now. Where are we?"
• "That's right. It was crazy..."
• "Wait... I haven't even given you my name yet, have I?"
• "You can call me Arc! Tracking the currents and lanes of the ocean is my life's work."
• "Aye, Cap'n. I'm an expert in the field."
• "And you'd be Mario and Luigi, then? Nice to meet you."
• "My! The ones who look after the Uni-Tree? Never met one before."
• "Speaking of Wattanists reminds me of something... What was it?"
• "Oh! The Great Lighthouse! There's an ill wind blowing there!"
• "Aye, miss! That's why what I saw at the Great Lighthouse was so alarming."
• "Someone's taken it over!"
• "That, I don't know. But I have no doubt that they're villains!"
• "Worse still, the Great Lighthouse's light was out. Something's very wrong."
• "Where's this Great Lighthouse? Well, it's on its own unique island these days. So..."
• "This is a likely spot. You're sure to find a Great Lighthouse here!"
• "You're going to the Great Lighthouse Island? That's a tremendous risk."
• "And you're doing it anyway? You seem pretty unshakable."
• "Aye, aye! We'll set sail with that plan to guide our way. Everything I know about the ocean is at your disposal, Cap'n!"
• "Attention, if you please! I'm Arc, your teacher for this lesson on currents."
• "First, some background."
• "Take a look at this picture. I made it as accurate as I could."
• "Concordia is current-ly divided. Please forgive the pun. Its land has become a vast island chain scattered across the seas."
• "What you might not have known is that each drifting island travels on its own current. With Shipshape Island, we can navigate those currents and connect the islands!"
• "Aye, aye! What worked once is bound to work again. Time to open the Ocean Map!"
• "To chart a course to the next island, you'll need to select another current. As I recall...we're headed for Raynforst/Twistee Island, where Billdit/Maykit is!"
• "And I see you've already selected the current leading us there. You're a natural!"
• "Wait until the island's close."
• "I'll be over here, studying the ocean. If you have any questions, just give me a shout."
• "Aye, aye, sir!"
• "Mario! Luigi! A beam of light shot out of the Uni-Tree... Ka-pew! Did you see it?"
• "Even better, it fixed the broken sea current!"
• "Hmm... Yeah, that light... It seems familiar..."
• "Yes! You're right! It looks like the light from a Great Lighthouse!"
• "Right! It's a safe bet that there's a Great Lighthouse somewhere in the fixed current!"
• "So...if we can get that lighthouse working...it's gotta show us the way to go again!"
• "Hmm... The Great Lighthouse is full of enemies right now..."
• "Actually... When the land split apart... I got stranded with my dad on Raynforst Island. I was looking around at nearby waters, and I saw the islands floating by, one by one."
• "We knew something bad had happened in Concordia... Why did the land break apart? We kept surveying the seas, trying to find the answer."
• "Then one day, a dark shadow crept up on us from behind... By the time we noticed, it was already too late."
• "Just like that, we were carried off to a Great Lighthouse... I saw it all... Such strange creatures..."
• "After that... I... I don't remember so much..."
• "No need to worry! I'm sure Dad's fine!"
• "It's just... No... It's nothing..."
• "Forget it! Let's just get to the Great Lighthouse, OK? We'll teach those strange creatures a lesson! And we'll restore the Great Lighthouse's light!"
• "Thanks to Mario and Luigi, all the islands in this region are connected. Next stop, Great Lighthouse Island!"
• "Aye, Cap'n. The situation has me a little worried... But with Mario and Luigi on it, what could go wrong?"
• "We'll head to the Color-Full Sea to look for new drifting islands. That's the whole reason we need to restore the lighthouse!"
• "Aye, aye! And only one person can bring back that light. That person being our very own Wattanist...Connie!"
• "Huh? Did Connie go overboard?!"
• "I think she's headed to another island."
• "Sure! But she's still finding her sea legs as a Wattanist. It's natural she'd be eager to explore a newly linked island. Just go after Connie and tell her we need her here!"
• "Welcome back! We made it to the Color-Full Sea! This is too exciting for words!"
• "I see the Great Lighthouse Island, but..."
• "Why is there... a wall around it?"
• "Even if we get close, we'll never make it through that wall. I hoped this would be simple, with the Great Lighthouse right there..."
• "Hmm... What should we do?"
• "The Color-Full Sea is home to lots of drifting islands. Someone on one of them might be able to help us with the wall. Scouting for drifting islands and linking them back up is the best I can think of. Let's plan for that, shall we?"
• "Some sort of inventor or engineer or mechanic would be nice."
• "Aye, aye! Let's sail the currents and keep watch for drifting islands!"

Billdit

• "I'd LOVE to make something!"
• "Battle-Ready Gloves, yeah? These increase your power at the start of battle. They're FANTASTIC!"
• "Just need a FEW things first."
• "Battle-Wary Gloves, yeah? These cut the damage you take at the start of battle! They're INCREDIBLE! Just need a FEW things first."
• "Roulette Gloves, yeah? You never know WHICH stat it'll boost! The suspense is what makes it exciting!"
• "Risk-Reward Gloves, yeah? You'll cruise to VICTORY with these! Just try not to get hit, OK?"
• "Validation Gloves, yeah? A perfect Bros. Attack pays off with these! You'll LOVE 'em!"
• "Capricious Gloves, yeah? Strength with these is easy come, easy go. You can't say you were warned!"
• "Hiya! When the situation gets serious, I get serious BACK!"
• "Amped Gloves, yeah? Aren't these INCREDIBLE? You'll be bursting with power!"
• "Oof. Sorry, guys. This did NOT turn out like I thought it would. Awww, RATS. And here I hoped I could make something useful."
• "That? I don't know HOW to make that anymore. Sorry... after you got me all the materials and EVERYTHING... I bet my sister, Maykit, coulda done a LOT better with this."
• "Maykit... THANK YOU!"
• "Here, have some fruit. It'll help stoke those creative fires again!"

Birdo

• "Oh dear... This maze has me terribly baffled!"
• "Mario... Luigi..."
• "I wish beyond wishing...that you were here to help..."
• "My word! Do I spy...my mustachioed heroes?"
• "I've desired nothing more than to see you both!"
• "Mario! Luigi!"
• "See you later, my darling duo!♡"
• "Oh! Back again! And who could blame you?"
• "Oh dear!"
• "Celebrity is so very draining!"
• "My public must see me at my best!"
• "I must recharge, far from my adoring fans!"
• "Who's that?"
• "My fans, already?"
• "Oh, it's you, Mario and Luigi!"
• "Sorry! I don't have time right now."
• "You know, I only just climbed up this stack of rocks!"
• "So, please don't cut my celebrity meditation short!"
• "Look, I realize you need my star power."
• "But I need more ME time."
• "Did I not just say I need some ME time?"
• "What is it that's so important anyway?"
• "You want me to come down?"
• "Well, I'm not. I require calm to the fab!"
• "So, come back some other time when I'm ready!"
• "Oh dear! I'm just not ready to shine yet!"
• "Seriously?"
• "UGH!"
• "You two! I needed to recharge before my next celebrity appearance!"
• "I'm fabulous as ever? Well, what's the rush?"
• "What? Someone is looking for me?"
• "Oh! Wonderful! Destiny calls!"
• "I'd like to meet him. Can you please take me there?"
• "Alright! Let's be on our way!"
• "I heard that you hoped to see me again?"
• "Your eyes...speak of thing yet unsaid!"
• "I feel the same! Words are never enough!"
• "I..."
• "Uh..."
• "It's over!"
• "Ah! The pursuit of love!"
• "I played my part beautifully. I must say, so did you!"
• "It's been my pleasure. Perhaps our paths will cross again someday!"
• "As long as I've got my deep-red ribbon, I've got no complaints!"
• "Unnecessary accessories are OUT. Doesn't everyone else think so?"

Bowser

• "All the islands Mario's been dragging along got separated?!"
• "I wouldn't mind swooping in and making Mario look like a chump."
• "Imagine the look on their faces when those two blow it!"
• "Gahaha...might as well take over the world while I'm at it."
• "Then say that part first!"
• "SO CAPTURE ANOTHER ISLAND! AND BRING ME SOME CHICKEN!"
• "Sorry I'm late to the party!"
• "They don't need my résumé, poindexter."
• "We're taking over the world!"
• "Didn't think any of my guys were that clever..."
• "MARIO AND LUIGI?!"
• "But you're like a moth drawn to...some kind of...moth magnet."
• "Let's find out who's strong enough to rule this world!"
• "Quiet down, spare ribs! Why would I share my fruit?"
• "You're in for a dolloping of walloping!"
• "Ngh... Junior!"
• "Darn you, Mario... and also Luigi..."
• "Tough Toads, wire cutter. Now give me back my boy!"
• "Mariooo! Luigiii!"
• "What?! Who's that calling me selfish?"
• "Wait. I know that annoying voice... Chippy? Is it Chippy?"
• "What are you doing he-OW! Grrr..."
• "Chippy, wait- don't come in!"
• "Bah! I can beat anyone, anytime, with any number of arms tied behind my back!"
• "Don't touch me! Even you don't get to touch me!"
• "Why are any of you even here?"
• "What did you just dump on my noggin?"
• "Shut it! Get outta my ruggedly handsome face!"
• "I'm gonna heal up before you know it! I'm comin' for all of you after Zokket!"
• "Hey, you! Escort these chumps outta here!"
• "Gimme back my chicken!"
• "It's really great to see everyone in one place."
• "Minions! Hold hands and make friends! That's an ORDER!"
• "Mario! Luigi! My good buddies! You two having fun, I hope?"
• "C'mon, I saved a space so you could sit and eat next to me."
• "Not on purpose!"
• "I'm only here for payback on Zokket. Nobody makes me look like a chump!"
• "He's gonna learn the hard way what happens to anyone who crosses me!"
• "Mario! Luigi! Better hide if you don't wanna get blown away!"
• "Come on out, Zokket! There's no use hiding!"

Bowser Jr.

• "These troublemakers are called Mario and Luigi! And I'm giving 98,303,150 coins to whoever catches them! Put those posters up everywhere! Find them no matter what!"
• "That's my dad!"
• "Hey! Buddy!"
• "Hey, you! What's wrong with you? How could you help them? Those are the jerkfaces that are always getting in Dad's way!"
• "No! No! No way! Mario and Luigi are UGLYAWFUL, and they always have been! Also smelly."
• "Whatever. BUT! From now on, anytime you help Mario, I'm never talking to you again!"
• "I told you-they're bad guys who are always getting in our way!"
• "We're not friends anymore!"
• "And I thought you were on my side..."
• "I don't want to play with you ever again, got it?"
• "...So I said, "You're pretty cocky for someone so flammable.""
• "What are you waiting for, bozo? Let's go!"
• "Hey! Let me go!"
• "Get your electric-y hands off me!"
• "Hold on, Dad!"
• "STOP IT! Or I'll tell Dad!"
• "Wh-what's wrong with you? You should be hiding, you chicken!"
• "And you brought THEM here?! I guess we really aren't friends anymore."
• "I'M NOT CRYING!"
• "Fine! Have it your way."
• "I guess you can still be my friend...since it's so important to you."
• "Don't worry, Buddy. They're not as tough as me and Dad, but they've got this."
• "Just this once, I'll let them take the spotlight!"
• "I'm ready to put the past behind us if you are, Mario and Luigi!"
• "It's so good to see you and my dad getting along now, after all."
• "Yeah... The thing is... I gotta go."
• "Buddy... I...have to go."
• "Friends!"
• "We're friends! Friends forever! No matter what!"
• "OK... Bye... friend."

Buddy

• "Help! Somebody help!"
• "I-is somebody there?"
• "Please, I need help! I was playing and a rock fell and now I can't get out and it's scary..."
• "Thank you! My name's Buddy. We haven't met before, huh? When'd you come to Offandon?"
• "You just washed up here? That sounds really scary... But with you guys here, I'm sav—"
• "M... M... Ma... Mario and Luigi!"
• "Oh...ah."
• "Um, hi."
• "Sorry for running away before. I was scared because you're the wanted-posted guys. Bowser's people all say you two are...bad."
• "You're right... I believe you."
• "You're linking islands?! You're gonna bring the continent back together? YOU CAN DO THAT?!"
• "Wow..."
• "Over here."
• "Oh, hey!"
• "Yay! Now you can get back home!"
• "Well... They seemed nice. Plus, I owed them for saving me."
• "Oh. OK. I guess I understand."
• "Even if we're not friends anymore, you're still important to me, Junior."
• "Yeah! Friends forever!"
• "Bye...friend."
• "Friends are friends, even when they're apart."

Burnadette

• "Chilliam... This island is so dark and gloomy all the time."
• "What's going on around here? What's with all the rejecty-ness?"
• "Chilliam! You're so adorable!"
• "Oh, I do love you so!"
• "You three seem like a friendly trio!"
• "Everyone on our islands was against our wedding, so we up and left!"
• "And I'm Burnadette, proud princess of the Skorcheen people!"
• "Our peoples have been enemies for years now, so we escaped to beautiful Bulbfish Island."
• "Wonderful! Chilliam and I can date in peace!"
• "Hey! Stop that!"
• "Chilliam! Noooooo!"
• "We're being framed!"
• "That's a lie!"
• "Hello? Front Desk?"
• "What's the special of the day in the hotel restaurant?"
• "You're so adorable, Chilliam!"
• "Of course not!"
• "Oh, Chilliam... The memory of you laughing as the Bulbfish splashed water on us will always..."
• "He gave the guard some kind of key. I think it's a master key that opens underground doors. I'm pretty sure the guard was heading back aboveground after getting that key."
• "I've...never felt this kind of connection with the front-desk staff at any other hotel I've visited. I'll have to check out sooner or later, but...promise me you won't forget me when I'm gone."

Burnadette's dad

• "Oh? New faces on our fair island? Are we finally getting guests again?"
• "The chief? That'd be me. I...sense some urgency about you. Come. Let's chat."
• "So tell me what's on your mind. And don't hold back!"
• "Ohohoho! Burnadette?! So you've met our princess!"
• "Mm-hmm... Mm-hmm... Wait... WHAT?! She RAN OFF?! We're practically at war with the Slippenglide folks... And she falls in love with their chief's son? And then runs away from home?! That girl! She can't..."
• "What passion! She's certainly a Skorcheen princess! Ha ha ha!"
• "Once a flame is lit in a Skorcheen heart... It never stops burning! But we might have to draw the line at this Slippenglide kid... Oops... You had something else to say, no?"
• "So you need Dr. Vulko to help you fight the Glohm? Understood! I'll tell you his location, but...you can't get there right now."
• "It's better if you see for yourself. Head north out of the village, and then go east. Pass through the two arches. You'll understand soon enough."
• "The Uni-Tree is surely wishing you the best in the new chapter of your lives too!"
• "Ho ho! Thanks again for all you've done for us."
• "Burnadette?"
• "Hahaha! Awww, she's worried about her dear old dad. That girl... She's the sweetest daughter any father could ask for. Ha! I remember back during her rebellious phase..."
• "Of course! They're my favorite food, after all."
• "Whaaat?! You're saying you don't WANT to hear your old man's musical backside in concert?"
• "My daughter wouldn't come near me on days when I ate Heatfreeze Potatoes. To think this same girl would worry about me like this..."
• "Such fiery growth of character! She really is the best!"
• "And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little lonely, but I'll be fine. Just tell her we need to get together for some Heatfreeze Potatoes sometime."
• "And anyway, what about the groom's father? He was looking pretty down at the wedding... Why don't you go and see how he's doing?"
• "That Slippenglide Island chief had a pretty lonely look on his face... Why don't you go see how he's doing?"

Chilliam

• "The thick cloud over the island makes it seem like night even when it's day."
• "You and I truly are strangers here. But even against the gloomy sky and gloomier attitudes...you're my sunshine, Burnadette."
• "Speaking of strangers, here are some new faces!"
• "We fled our beloved homes, but, um, it's not quite so simple."
• "I'm Chilliam, prince of Slippenglide Island!"
• "Despite that, I'm getting worried about my parents back home. But we can't get off the island, so...we just go on a lot of dates."
• "The island chief knows about the lighthouse. I think his house is just up those staircases..."
• "Word to the wise though... A lot of local folks seem to be acting very strangely... Maybe we're just not used to their customs, but it feels very odd. Keep that in mind."
• "Get away from my Burnadette! Huh? Get away from ME!"
• "Ungh! Errrgh! Hrrgh!"
• "The only thing we're guilty of is excessive public displays of affection!"
• "Hello, ma'am!"
• "Today's special is Bulbfish Almondine, served with a side of fresh greens and red tomatoes. For dessert, we have me, your love, Chilliam, who intends to break you out of this cell, haha!"
• "Hey, guys! This is quite the pickle we've gotten ourselves into, huh? We're passing the time by pretending that we're staying in a fancy hotel."
• "The day before the incident, the two of us were enjoying a nice date by the fish pen. As long as I live, I'll never forget Burnadette's lovely smile as she gazed at the Bulbfish."
• "We really didn't do anything wrong! Please! You have to believe us! We ran away to be together, and we don't want to draw any attention."
• "After the assistant locked us up here, he took off and went somewhere else underground. I heard him tell someone, "Keep everyone out! I have something important to take care of!""
• "You...are the sweetest guest this four-star establishment has ever seen. If you leave...just know that you will always have early check-in privileges at the hotel of my heart."
• "B-b-bug off already!" (while affected by Glohm)

Chilliam's dad

• "My son? Yes, I think I did have a son once, now that you mention it."
• "Chilliam... Yes. I remember him. He's one of many people who've attempted to make a fool of me. My son, the villagers, everyone... They despise me in their hearts... I couldn't give one single ice chip about my son's wedding."
• "Our heads may be hard as boulders at times, but we should learn to lighten up a bit as well. Especially when we're celebrating!"
• "Well, well! If it isn't Mario and Luigi, the smashing 'stache brothers! Good to see you!"
• "What? Me? Lonely?"
• "No, I wasn't lonely or anything... I was just having trouble coming up with a good pun. You see, Chilliam and I would often practice our punning for the good of our people..."
• "Try harder. Your puns need more...punch."
• "Those are just rhymes..."
• "Rulers must pun...ticipate the needs of their people and be ready with a good chuckle. You mustn't forget this rule. For someday you will rule..."
• "Of course it was. I'm the chief. We're done training in pun training."
• "Uh... That's no man—it's snow, man!"
• "Hey! Don't keep me hanging, son! When you hear a pun, respond in kind! You could say, "Dad jokes? More like bad jokes!" Or...something like that."
• "I can see the headlines now! "Prince Prints Pun Law, Makes No-Fun Law!""
• "Listen. Tell Chilliam something for me. Tell him I'm fine and he should focus on his new life. Tell him a good pun can put a smile on his wife's face. Maybe."

Connie

• "Oh! Luigi!"
• "I'm glad you found your brother again. Then are you...Mario?"
• "Nice to meet you. My name is Connie."
• "Luigi came falling out of the sky so suddenly. It was a real shocker!"
• "He's been very worried about you, Mario."
• "What's that? You want to know where you are? I've already told Luigi here, but I'll say it again for you..."
• "This is Concordia, a peaceful place. At least, it used to be."
• "In the very center of Concordia...stood a giant tree known as the Uni-Tree. It held the land together. An energy called Connectar flowed from it to everywhere in the land... The Connectar kept everything going and let us live happy lives. However..."
• "The tree was destroyed. And Concordia broke apart. It was so strange... The ground broke and became numerous islands drifting apart."
• "I passed out... When I woke up, I was here on Shipshape Island."
• "After that... I planted a Uni-Tree seed right here. This is the new Uni-Tree. It's small, but it's growing!"
• "Oh, caring for the Uni-Tree is my job. I'm a Wattanist. But... I'm still new at it."
• "Some good has already come from the tree though. It's finally grown to the point where it produced Connectar."
• "That day, the shattered continent...became countless drifting islands wandering the ocean currents. If we can link up the Uni-Tree with all the drifting islands... I'm sure the power of Connectar will restore our world!"
• "Mario and Luigi, you came here from another world, right?"
• "It'd be great if there were a way to get you back home..."
• "Snoutlet! I wondered where you were hiding."
• "This little cutie is Snoutlet. We're good friends! Snoutlet seems to enjoy cozying up inside Luigi's hat."
• "That's very reassuring! Really, thank you so much!"

Dewey Fightem

• "Excuse me... Might you be..."
• "I mean, you're here at a Great Lighthouse swarming with monsters..."
• "You don't even have to say it. I KNOW that you are... WARRIORS FIGHTING TO ELIMINATE ALL MONSTERS!"
• "Oh my... You'll have to excuse me."
• "I see. Restoring the Great Lighthouse... That's very noble and warrior-like of you."
• "My name's Dewey Fightem. I spend my time researching monsters, never thinking about the danger."
• "I've heard there's an incredibly dangerous monster up ahead. I'm sure you heard its horrifying GROOOOOOWL! Hoo! Utterly terrifying... Must be truly dangerous."
• "But... Heh... I can't lie... I get chills hearing it! It's like, I wanna see it... But I also don't wanna see it."
• "It's a matter of getting that gate open."
• "The monster ahead... Its name is Gobblick! Are you moving onward? Be VERY careful!"
• "Oh? You guys are... Right! I met you in a Great Lighthouse basement. It's been a while!"
• "I've heard about what you've been up to, you know. Like how you were able to restore light to those Great Lighthouses."
• "What am I doing here, you ask? It's simple. You see... After you guys restored the light to the Great Lighthouse in the Lushgreen Sea... Something unbelievable happened there..."
• "I felt a danger I've never felt before. No way I'm researching that monster."
• "You'll fight it?! Listen. I won't think badly of you if you don't want to face that Gobblick!"
• "So you're determined to do it... Well, take care of yourselves."
• "If you somehow get back safely...you'll share some monster details, right? I would of course have to reward you for such valuable monster research."
• "WHAT?! You beat the Glohm Gobblick?!"
• "Tell me! What was it like? I want details!"
• "Absolutely incredible... Thank you so much! I can't wait to continue my monster research!"
• "Here's your reward!"
• "Oof! Mario... Luigi... Something bad's going on."
• "We dealt with Gobblick before, but now it's Sharpcask..."
• "Looks like they're carrying out some kind of dangerous plan at the Great Lighthouse."
• "I knew the two of you would go check it out. Just try to be careful!"
• "Never doubted you for a moment! You beat the Glohm Sharpcask!"
• "But...I'm surprised they were making Glohm equipment at the Great Lighthouse..."
• "Ugh... Mario... Luigi... Hate to tell you this, but now Pipegunk has been Glohmed..."
• "Pipegunk... Prolonged Glohm exposure... If anything goes even slightly wrong...it could be more frightening than... I mean, it could be the strongest..."
• "This is different than anything you've fought before! It's too dangerous!"
• "I see... Well, I won't try to stop you. I believe in you...from right here!"
• "Oh! Welcome back!"
• "Actually, to be honest, I've been regretting our last conversation. I should have stopped you both from going off to..."
• "Wait. Glohm Pipegunk... Did you beat him?!"
• "AMAZING! You two are unbelievable! Apparently YOU'RE the toughest monsters! I'm overcome with awe..."
• "I have a relative who's involved in the Monster Mania crave."

Dr. Vulko

• "This is ridiculous. We must make them bloom somehow!"
• "Eh? What's all this racket? YOU...are nothing but a boor! I am a refined and gentlemanly physician. Refined and gentlemanly physicians do not converse with boors!"
• "Oh. Well, what can I do for you?"
• "My, that does sound unfortunate. I must go and take a look right away. Although, if the flowers don't bloom..."
• "Hellooo!"
• "So this is Shipshape Island. How quaint."
• "There you are. And here I am, just as promised."
• "Let's waste no time. Show me this patient suffering from Glohm."
• "I see. I seeee. Hmph!"
• "Far from it."
• "I have some medicine that's meant to be administered...ORALLY! Chew six times and swallow it all!"
• "A special fruit only found on Wayaway Island and known as an Ampberry. Someone gave me a couple as a souvenir a while ago. When a heart freezes over, this fruit can thaw it again from the inside out."
• "Right you are. I wasn't certain that would do the trick, but fortunately..."
• "N-nothing. Pay it no mind."
• "I bet we'll see more patients. Good thing there's medicine enough for everyone!"
• "Leave that to me and my meds. There might be lots of patients...but I'll fix them up, one at a time."
• "That will be a problem, as I'm running low on Ampberries. The sheer number of patients is draining my supplies. Perhaps you could look for Ampberries? I'm nearly out. Ampberries are a kind of fruit that only grows on Wayaway Island."
• "Where is Wayaway Island?"
• "I'm sorry, but I haven't the foggiest. It was an island even before the breakup, so it was hard to reach. Though I expect you two are experts at finding islands now."
• "This is even more remarkable than I imagined!"
• "Hmm... I think this might come in handy. Here you go."
• "If you want more Ampberries, simply come speak with me. As long as it's just a few, I'm happy to share with you."
• "Have you thought about consulting Adaphne?"
• "Adaphne is a genius among geniuses! When she was born, instead of crying, she detailed a new theory of locomotion. Getting to that fortress should be child's play for someone of her intellect."
• "The more options we have to solve this, the better. I hear Adaphne is living her best life in a ritzy spot somewhere."
• "Ohohoh! Look how happy everyone is with my research!"

Dyode

• "Not! Cool!"
• "But I haven't given the people what they want—my DANCE!"
• "If only I had my hair wax, I could get funky."
• "Enough with that noise, Emmit! My moves can still wow a crowd."
• "That's right...fellows. Time for me to...spark?"
• "Give me a beat. So I can groove!"
• "Oh, YES! Every single one of my steps busted out from this little stage!"
• ""Universe's ultimate"? Not yet, kid. Not quite."
• "Until I got the ultimate steps mapped out, the journey ain't over. Not by a long shot."
• "Everyone wants to schmooze with yours truly, 'cause I own some big, fancy club. Snackin' on fancy pizza by the pool... Floatin' by like a hip rubber ducky... Nah... That life'll get real old real quick."
• "I wanna get back to where it all started... I wanna have a do-over. And I know you still got work to do...to make those steps come ALIVE..."
• "Nooo! The wax...I'm outta wax!"
• "Heyyy, it's the mustachi-bros!"
• "It's been a minute. Keepin' those 'staches nice and glossy, I see! I'm glad you two are doing OK, what with all the chaos going on."
• "I'm Groovemaster Dyode, remember? I shine brightest in times of trouble! A measly ocean's not gonna get between me and entertaining people!"

Ecks

• "That's right...gobble down all those delicious Spite Bulbs. Good, no?"
• "Just keep building that stale charge."
• "Hm? Who's there?"
• "You must be the resistance that Ten mentioned."
• "Instead...I have a counteroffer."
• "Gobblick!"
• "Now that you've gorged on Spite Bulbs, show them your surging power!"
• "The three of us have bigger fish to zap."
• "Baaahahahahahah!"
• "Those weird guys with the hairy faces—"
• "We'll make 'em pay!"
• "Huh?"
• "Aha! Good, good! Put this one with the others!"
• "We've plucked up so many... Master Zokket will be thrilled!"
• "Ecks!"
• "Together we lead...the Extension Corps!"
• "A perfect extension of Master Zokket's will. He dreams. We deliver!"
• "Ah! Master Zokket!"
• "Wh-what? That name doesn't smell right!"
• "Then maybe it's a bad time for a recap on our individual names, Master?"
• "Master Zokket, your orders?"
• "We'll ALL get back to serving Master's will!"
• "Don't back down now. You said you'd deal with them...Toon!"
• "Do I? Hah hah!"
• "Yes! Off to the Great Lighthouse in the Brrrning Sea. More Glohmed workers!"
• "Mario and Luigi, Master. They're that nose-hair duo we met before."
• "They tried to interfere at Desolatt Island!"
• "Eeep! It wasn't me! Ten messed up!"
• "And if I may, Master? "Cork" isn't quite right. We're the Extension Corps."
• "Hey, you're the failure. You take your licks if you're going to mess up."
• "Y-yes, sir!"
• "So there! Next time, you're going to get what's coming to you!"
• "Toodles, fools."
• "Heh! Why would we tell you anything?"
• "Hold on! You know the nose-hair bros.? Why'd we snatch HER up?"
• "Ugh, Ten... What are we going to do with someone like that?"
• "She looks pretty fierce, I've got to say. We don't know what she's capable of!"
• "Excellent point!"
• "Once our break is over, let's hurry and bring them all to the Great Lighthouse."
• "If we don't get some help secured, Lord Zokket will be maaaaaad!"
• "Hey! You two! Keep watch, and don't take your eyes off them!"
• "So... Are we hauling greenie to the Great Lighthouse Island or not?"
• "He'll resist our efforts to make him work for us."
• "Excellent point! Then we have a plan."
• "You two! We're going to take a scheming break."
• "When we return, we'll whisk him away to Great Lighthouse Island."
• "Come on! This one too! Pick up the pace here!"
• "You finally made it, shrimp 'staches! But too late!"
• "Heh heh..."
• "I'm not saying we are...or aren't! I will say...you're DONE here."
• "Everything is for Lord Zokket's scheme!"
• "That's a vast amount of Glohm..."
• "What? Oh, whatever. We've done what we came to do."
• "And they won't repeat it anyway... Because it's the END for them."
• "We can't let him get away!"
• "Ah, then there's only one thing left to do!"
• "Mega Snaptor attack!"
• "Take out this trash, Mega Snaptor!"
• "Clip those smug 'staches down to size while you're at it!"
• "We had so many more captives here on the top floor of this building."
• "We've sent them ALL to the Great Lighthouse Island by now."
• "We're going to WORK those workers. Glohm mass production—at last!"
• "Savor the flavor of failure, fools! Care to fail again? You know where to find us!"
• "Wh-what?!"
• "That sound before must have been a barrier breach!"
• "No need to worry, Master Zokket. I'll handle these pests."
• "This kind of thing is what we have Sharpcask for."
• "Sharpcask! Get over here!"
• "Master, hang back and watch the show. We'll take it from here."
• "Not half bad... I've never faced a foe who's above average."
• "But! Sharpcask will put a quick stop to your lucky run!"
• "Remember Gobblick? Well, Sharpcask is full of FAR more Spite Bulbs!"
• "He's on an entirely different level of terrifying strength. Enjoy..."
• "Bah. Such burly perfection, and still it comes to this..."
• "You guys are a pain. Until next time..."
• "So what's the situation?"
• "Excellent! It's all going according to plan. I'll have a good report for Master Zokket."
• "Ka ha ha! And sooner or later we'll get to everyone on that Shipshape Island eyesore!"
• "Well, on that note, I'll bid you adieu. I'm a busy evil genius, you know!"
• "You can handle these two. No slacking off now!"
• "Glohm Ray!"
• "Now you see Master Zokket's true might. The power of Glohm!"
• "Mwehehee! That's right!"
• "The result of concentrated Spite Bulb power!"
• "Buzz off, snouty eyes!"
• "Demo's over. We're out!"
• "See you later, suckers!"
• "Pfft. Wedding, schmedding."
• "Seriously? YOU came up with that one?"
• "Fine. I'll let Shun lead this one."
• "Urp! Ah, what a feast!"
• "That'll keep those mustachioed bros. from getting their cake!"
• "Gah! Earlier than I expected!"
• "You've stumbled into my 100 percent failproof feasting scheme!"
• "To spread chaos! To distract you! A cake sneak attack!"
• "Well, you're too early...but still too late. I've eaten them all!"
• "My work here is done."
• "Uh-oh... That's right... Forgot all about it."
• "Gaaah! You guys don't let up!"
• "GRRRAH! Hey, you! Get 'em already!"
• "Erm... I might have said this a few times, but the name is Ecks..."
• "And, um...as for my operational efficiency...I'm working pretty hard here."
• "Besides, Lord Zokket, if you sweat the small stuff, won't that show you really care?"
• "Those sure are details."
• "No, no, no, I'm good."
• "I get it. I'll work harder."
• "And it's Ecks. Not Specks."
• "What now?"
• "Too much detail! Nobody cares!"
• "Look, Master Zokket..."
• "It's these Mario and Luigi guys. They keep getting in the way!"
• "The mustaches. The red and green mustaches."
• "You track tiny little numbers, but you can't remember names?"
• "Y-yes, sir? It's "Extension Corps.""
• ""Livest"? Yeah, yeah. Go on. Handle your business."
• "Oohoohoo! This will be fun! Let's have a little strategy session..."
• "We're on it, Boss!"
• "Consider us a live wire crackling just for you!"
• "Though it's not "High-Tension." We're the Extension Corps!"
• "Master Zokket, are you listening? Names are important!"
• "Bowser has a child that he absolutely adores!"
• "Hah hah!"
• "Quiet down, royal brat!"
• "Ha! With the kid as a hostage, Bowser can't touch us!"
• "Stay put, kid."
• "You'll regret it if you don't."
• "What? Another one?"
• "Now's our chance!"
• "Prepare to get tied off!"
• "Y-yes. What Shun said!"
• "And we...NEVER...sit."
• "Ha HA! You foolish fools fell for our fakery!"
• "Yes, those hairy-lipped stooges are done for!"
• "But wait... Didn't we just miss our chance to pick them off while they were separated?"
• "Waaahahahaha!"
• ""Li'l Bro., where are you? I need to use you as a ladder!""
• "Waaahahahaha!"
• "Dang it! Now we've got to deal with these guys?"
• "Shut up!"
• "I just wanted a nice, relaxing time! Maybe with a chilled beverage!"
• "But now I have to...do stuff!"
• "It's all your fault!"
• "I know, I know! Let's just do or die already!"
• "Time to get Extension floored!"
• "Full Extension!"
• "You think you're pretty cool with those Battle Plugs, don't you?"
• "Wait, wasn't that just a prototype? Is it...safe?"
• "But...what happens if they eat nuts?"
• "I can feel the power. I feel it...unlimitedly!"
• "Extension Corps, POWER UP!"
• "Hey, uh, I think we're losing here."
• "Here we go!"
• "Oh, like YOU'RE so nimble-dodgy!"
• "No, YOU'RE talking!"
• "It's got a bit of a flaw. We're invincible for a short time..."
• "And then it makes a humongous explosion."
• "So fight fast!"
• "Time's up..."
• "We're taking you with us!"
• "Waaaaaah!"
• "We're doomed! We've failed Lord Zokket AGAIN!"
• "Let our feet do the talking!"
• "Right. Over there, over there..."
• "That's it! Perfect."
• "Not bad for a bug."
• "Waaa! What do you guys want?!"
• "Huh? This is volunteer work!"
• "And we're working really hard, so don't barge in looking for a fight!"
• "Everyone's stopped working around here, and the snow keeps piling up."
• "So we're doing a bit of snow removal. SNOW. REMOVAL. Capisce?"
• "What? Is it weird that we're helping?"
• "Since you worked us over, we've been doing a lot of introspection and soul-searching."
• "This whole idea of only doing evil deeds all the time... It just doesn't cut it, ya know?"
• "It's time for a change of pace. Why not try something new? Let's do some good deeds!"
• "Believe me...I'm as surprised as you are."
• "Shut up."
• "Huh? The power of Bonds? What are you babbling about?"
• "Huh? You want me to help?"
• "You got nerve. You beat me up and then ask if I want your help?"
• "I don't know anything about that!"
• "But... I mean..."
• "Hold on..."
• "Hey! Ten! Shun! It's food time! We're havin' some FOOD."
• "Right. Uhhh... How 'bout we do this at the lab?"
• "I'll be right out! I'm, uh...using the little henchmen's room."
• "You know, the water closet? La toilette? The porcelain pool?"
• "I'm talkin' 'bout the potty."
• "And they're going to break through the barrier around the Soli-Tree..."
• "It's weird though, isn't it? We're not real great at getting along."
• "What is it?!"
• "What?! You wanna know if I washed my hands?! I don't have time for that!"
• "Pfft... Obsessed with trivial stuff as usual. You never change."
• "JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!"
• "Wait, wait, wait—this is even more embarrassing than I imagined!"
• "Wait!"
• "Wow, Shun... Since when did you talk so much, man?"
• "So you're just repeating what someone else was saying!"
• "So don't lose! We don't wanna look weak!"
• "So even knuckleheads like us have Bonds!"
• "It's a little embarrassing to admit it, but... I mean... I guess it's a good thing, right?"
• "Anyway, I suppose you'll be taking on Reclusa pretty soon, huh?"
• "Well... Um... Yeahhh... G-good luck to you."
• "And don't waste the Bonds we gave you! Got it?!"
• "Mario..."
• "What-what?!"

Emmit

• "Groovemaster Dyode...maybe you should hit the showers."
• "Come on, Groovemaster Dyode. Let's go."
• "Yikes. We need that hair wax pronto."
• "Whoa. Hey! Don't go anywhere!"
• "Is this the hair wax we needed?! Thank you so much!"
• "Groovemaster! You're back!"
• "Well, mostly back."
• "Urgh..."
• "Ah. Mario. Luigi. Hi."
• "Um... I'm so sorry. My dancing is...not so great right now. What is wrong with me? Even my snazzy new boots aren't helping. This must be what they call a "dancer's slump.""
• "You want to take a look at my boots? Please do!"
• "Here you go. They cost 10 times the price of my old Groove Boots. At 10 times the price, you'd think they'd make me 10 times better at dancing."
• "What, exactly, is WRONG with me? I've got my fancy-dancy boots but no fancy-dancy moves!"
• "Those are Groove Boots! Just like the ones I used to wear..."
• "But they're just regular old boots."
• "You think I should quit whining, lace them up, and just...dance?"
• "OK..."
• "Oh, my tingly TOES! I can DANCE! The fit is absolutely right! The fun is off the charts! The excitement! The exuberance! I haven't felt so alive in so long!"
• "Yes... It's...just like the Groovemaster said."
• "So this is where it all started..."
• "Hard to imagine the universe's ultimate Groovemaster coming from a place like this..."
• "Y-yessir!"
• "Dyode... What a guy... Awesomeness to spare... I hope I can be as good as him someday. Even if he is a little on the weird side." (thought)
• "I'll never forget what put me on this path. It was learning from the Groovemaster. And these boots... They're the perfect fit. Thanks for looking out for me, you guys. I'll treasure these boots...and I'll never give up!"
• "These overpriced boots are no use to me now! Please use them if you want."
• "Here I goooooo!"
• "We paddled a raft for three days and nights. We almost got lost, but we barely made it."

Gorumbla

• "Break it! Breaking is good! Breaking everything is best!"
• "So get started!"
• "Break it all apart!"
• "Nobody pays attention to me... I hate this!"
• "OK, FINE! More breaking! I'll break ALL OF IT!"
• "I hate this... I don't want this... But no one will shut up about... you guys!"
• "Gorumbla doesn't like you!"
• "Huh? You're weird. And tasty looking."
• "Ahhh... I don't like this! I don't like any of it! They made me an outcast! They won't talk to me! I'm gonna use these fists to break it all! Then EVERYONE will pay attention to me!"
• "I'm gonna destroooy!"
• "Owwwwww..."
• "You guys... Listen to me..."
• "Auntie..."
• "It's too late for scolding! You stopped paying attention to me, Auntie! Everyone did! No one looked at me! So... So I..."

Great Conductor

• "Let me reintroduce myself. I am the Great Conductor."
• "Greetings, Snoutlet. You have done well."
• "I sent Snoutlet to a Wattanist to assist in growing a new Uni-Tree."
• "Despite how I might look, I'm actually rather delicate."
• "I am grateful for all you have done."
• "You have my gratitude for linking the scattered and drifting islands."
• "But the links you established are now in jeopardy again..."
• "It was he who sundered Concordia."
• "He is storing up more power to sever the connections you forged."
• "Zokket will not stand idly by as you seek to compete your good work."
• "Before you confront Zokket, there is something you must know."
• "Beneath Zokket's mask is the true identity-that of a former Wattanist."
• "Cozette was a fine Wattanist and watched over the Uni-Tree well."
• "For one so devoted to abandon her duty and sunder the lands..."
• "I cannot imagine what caused it."
• "She must be under another's control."
• "Resist her until she comes to herself!"
• "Zokket is very powerful."
• "He will be a challenging opponent, even for you."
• "Courage alone will not see you to victory."
• "You will need Bonds strong enough to withstand power that would break them."
• "Is your Bond that powerful, I wonder..."
• "Allow me to test that question for myself."
• "Ho ho, worry not. His is a mere trial. But know this... I shall not hold back."
• "Let us see how you two fare without help- I shall ban Battle Plugs for this combat."
• "First, we shall test to see how well you brothers know each other."
• "Your brother is to be found amid the falsity."
• "Only one is the real deal. Any other is but fakery."
• "Now I'll make these guys move. Watch their movements, and find the real brother."
• "Break the cap with your real brother. Do not break the caps of the fakes."
• "Mistakes will be punished most harshly."
• "Hmmm... So you couldn't break the cap..."
• "Well, I'll be attacking you. Aim a counterattack at the cap the real one is in."
• "Very well-find the real one."
• "Excellent. You two see each other clearly."
• "Next, demonstrate some EXCELLENT results on your Bros. Attacks."
• "I am certain I said EXCELLENT... I shall pretend I did not see that."
• "Now, watch carefully while I mix these up."
• "Hmm. You were not able to spot the real one. Disappointing."
• "If that is your limit, I am forced to punish you now."
• "Unfortunate that you could not spot the real one this time."
• "Still, I believe in the power of you two. You have genuine brotential."
• "Now, how about you show me."
• "You have a variety of Bros. Attacks, yes?"
• "Show them to me, and make all that you show EXCELLENT."
• "If you keep failing, that tells me you have reached the limits of your brotherly might."
• "You will be annihilated by my biggest attack."
• "A Bond strong enough to survive me-that is what I must see."
• "Your bond must be stronger. Come back when it is."
• "The way you kept that egg volley going was cool."
• "That was a good Bros. Attack."
• "You kept track of where each bro was and in what order they appeared."
• "Yes, this is what I expected from the famous Mario Bros."
• "Very, very impressive..."
• "The power of your Bonds is formidable indeed."
• "Snoutlet. I leave these two, and all of Concordia, in your hands."
• "Hmm?"
• "Whew. Playing "wise" takes a lot out of a guy. I'm through with it!"
• "I'm thinking I'll head back now. My stomach's been pretty rumbly."
• "What? Don't look so shocked."
• "Aw, I was just funning you. No need to get upset."
• "All kidding aside, I can tell you one thing for sure."
• "These two 's power of Bonds can thwart Zokket's scheme!"
• "First, take Shipshape Island and link up with this one."
• "Then give Fortress Zokket a big ol' WHAM to knock 'er down!"
• "Best of luck, pals!"
• "Hold up! What's the hurry?"
• "You're fond of Power Taps and plugs, eh? I stopped you from using them for a bit, huh?"
• "Come over here for a sec."
• "Dependin' on how they're used, plugs can be a positive or a negative."
• "No matter how amazin' a thing is, the intentions of the user are important."
• "Don't you forget it! Here..."
• "Take this here plug as an example... It's got power tied to the waves."
• "That means, Luigi, pal... you oughta get a nice ol' boost from it."
• "Good luck out there."
• "The simple fact is, I wanted to do a better job of assisting you."
• "But I gotta say, it took all the power I had just to bring you here."
• "I've been eatin' pancakes and stuff on the island to build my power back up."
• "I owe ya one for comin' all the way out here to see me."

Ireen

• "Hold it right there. This is our turf."
• "And our turf has no room for sketchy dudes like you."
• "Sorry... Now, get ready!"
• "You're skipping ahead. First we do the pose!"
• "Not yet! Whoa. We're a mess today. Starting over..."
• "Ireen here!"
• "I know I can be more... And so can IDLE... We can help lots of people. I just know we can..."
• "Wow... She's so amazing. And refined. And amazing."

Issa Rock

• "Mmph?! It's you guys."
• "Ummm, the number of rare reefs you've found for me so far is...(number)."
• "Find (number) more, and I'll give you a reward!"
• "Mmph... I'm looking forward to it."

Kamek

• "True allies are with you for life."
• "Erm, Zokket isn't a real person. Reclusa is the true culprit."
• "Again, our grievance lies with Reclusa."
• "Reclusa..."

Knocken Slyde

• "Somebody there? Helllp!"
• "I'm over here! Trapped!"
• "Don't you have something that can hit really hard? Like a hammer? Hit the ice, and you can move it! Do it! Saaaaaave meeeeee!"
• "Whew! I'm saved! I thought I was stuck forever."
• "This ice closing in on me... I put it all here myself! Yep. That's all ME."
• "My name's Knocken Slyde... Cold winds guided me here."
• "I was building an attraction out of this ice. I got so caught up, I sort of...blocked myself in, hahaha!"
• "Maybe you want to give the other attractions a go?"
• "If you're interested, don't hesitate to come talk to me."
• "Do you want to try out my ice attraction?"
• "Alright, I like the sound of that! I'll go get things ready!"
• "Hit the ice with the hammer to move it. Break all the crates to clear it!"
• "There are gifts in the crates. Feel free to just take them."
• "Ha! Is it too hard? You still haven't broken all the crates."
• "Excellent! You cleared it perfectly! You guys are really good at this!"
• "And because you're so good, I've got another, more difficult challenge for you."
• "If you feel like you want to give it a try, just let me know."
• "Congratulations! I didn't think anyone would beat that one!"
• "I hate to say it, but...I'm fresh out of attractions for you to try."
• "You'll have to settle for my eternal admiration for your wisdom and courage. Maybe we'll meet again sometime, if the cold winds guide us together."

Leyden

• "W-wait! No, no, no, no! I didn't do anything!"
• "I'm innocent!"
• "Gaaah! I didn't do anything! I'm telling the truth! Why is everyone on the island against me?!"
• "And who are you?"
• "Oh? You're putting our broken continent back together?"
• "Hold on... Outsiders... Yes..."
• "I suppose this is rather sudden, my good red and green gentlemen. But could you apprehend the perpetrator of this egg theft? The Bulbfish eggs, the treasure of this island, are very precious indeed. They're carefully guarded in the fish pen, yet someone managed to steal them..."
• "For starters, the lighthouse is only accessible from the second floor of this house, so... Catch the egg thief, or you're not getting in!"
• "It's simple. If you catch the thief, you get a free pass to the second floor."
• "Oh, yes! We have an empty house that you may use if you feel the need to do so."
• "The important thing is I'll be a happy chief if you can manage to solve this crime swiftly! We're counting on you!"
• "My assistant has found the perpetrators of the Bulbfish Egg Theft Incident!"
• "My assistant just flew up the stairs with such a sour look on his face... What happened underground? It must have been a big deal..."
• "Please, don't do this terrible thing. Just give me a moment, won't you?"
• "I'm...sorry."
• "I understand all of that. And it's all my fault."
• "This business with the eggs... You stole them to spite me, didn't you?"
• "I suspected... No... I knew it was true. But I couldn't come out and say it... Couldn't face it."
• "I know all my faultfinding and criticism drove you to this... I really am...a terrible...father..."
• "My son... I've been awful to you... But you still want to call me...Dad?"
• "My son!"
• "Sonnn!"
• "You ate my snacks!"
• "What did you say to me?!"
• "I guess maybe I've served as chief too long. Maybe we need some fresh, young leadership."
• "Don't stress about past mistakes, my boy! The important thing is to stay positive!"
• "Anyhow, you want to connect the island, right? I present to you...the Bulbfish Island lighthouse."
• "I'd be bored if I up and retired. Instead, we'll do this thing together, father and son!"
• "Oh! Our honored guests! Looking as dashing and 'stache-ing as ever! As it happens...your timing is excellent for helping a careworn old man... Me, that is."
• "You see, I've been formulating some bold plans of late. The name of my primary endeavor is... Project Prominent Product! And the subtitle is... Pop's Power Perfected!"
• "Ha! Pretty snappy title, if I may say so myself."
• "Traditionally, this island's most noteworthy product was, naturally, the Bulbfish. However, we need to allow the winds of change to blow in to really put the island on the map. Therefore! I thought perhaps we ought to pioneer a new product here on the island."
• "Ahem... You can poach it! You can fry it! You can eat it raw, tip to tail! Shimmering scales gleaming like the sun! Shiny enough to see in the dark! See...if we had fish like that, we'd get boatloads of tourists here, no? And that would naturally lead to me winning back my boy's respect, hmmm?"
• "It's not easy, you know!"
• "The first rule of Project Prominent Product is proper probing of piscine possibilities! That's, uh...fish research, to the layman. If we're to develop a new breed here, we need to study some other fish species. We need fish seldom seen here. I'm thinking...Offin and Egoby. If we had those two species, I could declare the project officially open!"
• "So, gentlemen... You'll help me? Won't you?"
• "An Offin and an Egoby! One of each will suffice!"
• "I'm dead set on finding a Bulbfish successor to serve as our island's proudest product! Let's double tourism! Let's attract trade! Let's restore a son's respect for his father!"
• "Oooh! An Offin and an Egoby! With these, our research can go full steam ahead!"
• "Heheheh... I'll achieve my goal, no matter how long it takes! Everything for the island and the smiling faces of its residents!"
• "Project Prominent Product! "Leyden's awesome!" "Leyden's the best!" "Cheers to Leyden!" "Hooray for Leyden!" Subtitle: Pop's Power Perfected! Pop Is So Cool! Pop Is Awesome! Pop Is My Hero! Project Father-and-Son Team Breathe New Life into the Island! Yes, Indeed! Ultra-Super Leyden Is the Best and Will Show You ALL What Success Looks Like! Wooo!"
• "Hey! Leyden is serious! I mean me. I. I am serious."
• "I'd best get to work on researching our fishy friends forthwith."

Leyden's assistant

• "Please don't fret, sir. I, for one, am on your side. As your loyal, trusty assistant, I shall clear up this matter!"
• "Sir, we're in the midst of the Bulbfish-egg incident right now. Are you sure we have time for these outsiders?"
• "You want to get to the lighthouse, don't you? Then I'm afraid that "nope" isn't an option."
• "If you need some clues about the incident, I suggest you speak to the island residents."
• "Well, it's pretty simple if you think about it. These two are outsiders. I mean, did this sort of thing happen before they came to our island?"
• "Quiet, thief! You can't talk your way out of this! We have a Bulbillion eyewitness-y...types!"
• "Looks like you'll be spending the rest of your little vacation in one of our underground cells!"
• "This way!"
• "Ouch!"
• "Don't come any closer, or I'll dump the eggs into the sea!"
• "Chief...Leyden..."
• "I... I... I hated you! I hated you so much! I...wanted...to push you out of office!"
• "D-Dad..."
• "Dad!"
• "Daaad!"
• "Here's some payback!"
• "Get your own snacks!"
• "Ah, that's a weight off! I feel much better! Well, you'd better haul me to my cell now."
• "But I... I..."
• "Oh... Thank you, everyone!"
• "I want to be of service to everyone to try and make up for what I did."
• "The strange people in the underground area? I'm sorry. I was hiding, so I didn't hear much."
• "Yummm... I wanna taste Bulbfish meals..."
• "Oh. Mario. Luigi."
• "You know, since the Connectar has started flowing again, our Bulbfish are very healthy. The Bulbfish dishes at the Anglerfish Restuarant are super tasty and selling well. I have to admit, I might have been overdoing it with all the meals I was eating there... But... Do you remember the security guard's younger brother?"
• "Well, he got himself a security job at the Anglerfish Restaurant. But... Well... He takes it too seriously. No one can get into the restaurant now! We're all dreaming about our favorite Bulbfish dishes, and we can't get them!"
• "Mario... Luigi... I beg you. Please figure out how to get past that security guard."
• "Uh... The restaurant's famous dish... Well, I really like their Bulbfish Teriyaki. If I could never eat it again, I'd be sad."

Luigi

• "Mario?"
• "Oh yeah!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Mamma mia."
• "Mario!"
• "MARIO!!!! (cries)"
• "HEEEEELP!" (when flying to Rumbla Island)
• "Ohhh."
• "Yahoo!"
• "OK!"
• "Oh, yes!" (at the end of the Luigi Logic animation)
• "Okey dokey!" (When using the Waitaminnit Battle Plug)
• "Bye-bye!"
• "I'm-a coming!"
• "Leave it to me!"
• "Mario..." (too far away/Transmitter Block)
• "Thank you!"

Mario

• "Go time!"
• "It's okay."
• "Okay, okay."
• "Whew! Thank you!"
• "Luigi?"
• "LUIGI!" (whenever Luigi is KO'd)
• "Oh boy."
• "Mamma mia."
• "Goodbye!"
• "Here we go!"
• "I got it!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Lucky!" (re-recorded quote from the Super Mario Advance series)
• "Oh, mamma mia!"

Maykit

• "The desire for a home beyond one's grasp. Do I feel the vibes here? Do you have to ask? We want it back; we want it how it was before. But the sense of it all is gone now. No more. I felt your mind then just like it was my own... but the connection's cut. Two minds. No home."
• "Were you vibing with my verse? I feel that..."
• "Where'd you learn my mother's name? This pig's wild. Better than tame."
• "First-Round Belt, right? With this friend at your back, the first attack's an extra smack."
• "Here's what I require to inspire."
• "Luck Charm, right? With this friend at your back, foes are lucky not to crack."
• "Repeater Belt, right? Consistency is the key when my baby's on a spree."
• "Groove Boots, right? Prove your groove with the smooth steps offered by this pair of shoes."
• "HP Bros. Bangle, right? Bros. Attacks give you back a bit of health with this packed."
• "Miraculous Belt, right? With great risk comes greater reward. Keep yourself focused and always go hard."
• "Overcharged Brooch, right? Used-up plugs charge in fewer turns, but it takes a toll, so don't get burned."
• "Things aren't great. Times are trying, it's true. Sit tight, relax. We're gonna make it through."
• "Escalation Belt, right? It's a friend in your corner, cheering you on. Steady as she goes in a fight that runs long."
• "I knew it. I had a blueprint but no true grit. Useless. I'm at my lowest. Feel like I know less than ever how to flow best."
• "I... can't make that for you. I'm sorry. I know you got all the materials and everything. It's just... I feel like maybe my brother is the one you should be asking."
• "This fruit's the cure—take a bite and then rejoice."

Monster Maniacs

• "Ohoho! You look like you're our first challenger!" (0 Monster Mania quests completed)
• "Interesting... You've already taken down one." (1 Monster Mania quest completed)
• "Impressive... You've already taken down two of them." (2 Monster Mania quests completed)
• "Whaaat?! You've already taken down three of them!" (3 Monster Mania quests completed)
• "I