List of Fortune Street quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Fortune Street.

The characters from the Super Mario and Dragon Quest franchises are separated by a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.

By franchise[edit]

Character-specific interactions[edit]

This section depicts character quotes for response to specific characters.

KEY[edit]

  • Opponents close to victory: When a rival reaches the Target Net Worth
  • Swapping shops: When a player swaps shops with a rival
  • Landing on a low-priced shop: Player pays less than 2% of their total net worth
  • Landing on an average shop: Player pays between 9%-20% of their total net worth
  • Landing on an expensive shop: Player pays more than 20% of their total net worth

Alena[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "You desire at this instant only to transport to bank, no?"
  • To Luigi: "I did expect you are always in shadow of brother, but you make strong opponent!"
  • To Daisy: "Tsarevna Alena does not lose to wallflower such as you!"
  • To Slime: "If you do continue for victory, I must squash you!"
  • To Princessa: "It is troubling for some to put fist in face of princess, but not for princess herself!"
  • To Kiryl: "Kiryl! Consider future happening if you will take victory over head of Tsarevna!"
  • To Yangus: "Gargh! Royalty of Zamoksva is not with habit of defeat by juvenile!"
  • To Carver: "Halt! If you insist to win, first I make with you a Knuckle Sandwich!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Tsarevna does not lose to grotesque beast! In rules, it is permitted to destroy opponent?"
  • To Stella: "Stella, you must to halt! Await for me to catch up you!"
  • To player: "I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Kiryl: "Kiryl, we make exchange of shops, da?"
  • To Stella: "Stella, we must perform the shop trade! I make good for your shop, this I promise."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Kiryl: "This shop belongs of you, Kiryl? I see it is very plain, just like owner."
  • To Dragonlord: "Grand master of all monsters is strong only like ant? This brings heaviness in my heart."
  • To Stella: "So this is how is shop from Stella... It is charming, but does it bring sufficient income?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Kiryl: "Kiryl! I am no longer by your side as comrade!"
  • To Stella: "Hmm... I feel shop from Stella is too costing. This is regular? I am with surprise..."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Argh! My blood is of boiling temperature! If you again do this, I pull hairs on upper lip off face!"
  • To Princessa: "You must use this gold for renovation of country."
  • To Kiryl: "Kiryl! You are big stupid!"
  • To Yangus: "You... In future, you are with great certainty man of great enterprise."
  • To Bianca: "This is too numerous gold coins! You behave with too much greed here, Bianca."
  • To Stella: "Stella! When have you build shop such like this all so sudden!?"
  • To player: "I hope you utilize such a big money with wisdom, (player's name)."

Angelo[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Peach: "I've been pursuing the luscious Princess Peach for the entire game, but she hasn't so much as glanced over her shoulder at me. Lady Luck, you are a harsh mistress sometimes!"
  • To Daisy: "But if the intoxicating Princess Daisy wins the game now, when will our paths ever cross again?"
  • To Birdo: "Argh! I can't let Birdo beat me! My male pride is at stake!"
  • To Princessa: "Princess Princessa! Wait! ...Hmph, her loss..."
  • To Yangus: "Hey! Don't steal this game from me, you little thief! ...Grrr, I don't know why, but being beaten by that thug really gets my goat!"
  • To Bianca: "I'd gladly carry on following behind Bianca if only I could!"
  • To Alena: "She's fiery, that Princess Alena. I'd wager nothing ever stops her getting her own way."
  • To Jessica: "That's my Jessica! You always did like trying to impress me, didn't you?"
  • To Stella: "You're leaving me, Stella? You need some space? ...A woman after my own heart no less!"
  • To Patty: "Nobody could say you don't understand business, Patty. Maybe you could take me under your wing and...show me the ropes?"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Peach: "When you and I were born, Princess Peach, the Goddess decided it was our destiny to come together like this. This exchange is fate!"
  • To Daisy: "Two people, both passionate about exchanging property. Any shared passion with you would be more than welcome."
  • To Birdo: "I just want to make this perfectly clear: I'm not doing this to score points with you. Let's keep things purely professional, shall we?"
  • To Princessa: "This would really be good for you, Princess! What do you say? Shall we do the trading tango!?"
  • To Yangus: "Considering your juvenile nature, you've got some rather mature property there. You'd do well to exchange, boy."
  • To Bianca: "I've got something you want, you've got something I want. Let's do this, Bianca. You know it makes sense."
  • To Alena: "I've never really considered that swapping anything with you would be an option, Princess Alena. I suppose it still isn't on the cards?"
  • To Jessica: "Let me paint you a picture, Jessica... You and me. Together. Playing swap shop... Hm?"
  • To Stella: "I'd really like to get to know you better, Stella. How about making a swap with me?"
  • To Patty: "What do you say, Patty? Swap shops with a handsome cavalier?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Peach: "It's my pleasure to hand over cash to someone as delectable as you, Princess Peach."
  • To Daisy: "Princess Daisy, an encounter with you is like no other. You never fail to bring a smile to my lips."
  • To Birdo: "Ah, er... Birdo... This is one of your shops, is it? Well, I've paid my dues. Now I really must be on my way!"
  • To Princessa: "Princess Princessa! A visit to your stores always makes me happy!"
  • To Yangus: "Here's some pocket money for you, boy. Why don't you buy yourself a toy or something?"
  • To Bianca: "Oh yes. This place is Bianca at her very best. Always thinking how to make others happy. Just my kind of girl!"
  • To Alena: "I never expected you to be giving anything away so readily, Princess Alena. I think I'm starting to like you..."
  • To Jessica: "Come now, Jessica. You don't have to cheapen your wares just to impress me, you know."
  • To Stella: "So, this is what it looks like behind Stella's doors, eh? The mystery unfurled."
  • To Patty: "So this is your shop, Patty? I didn't think you were so cheap. But maybe you're on to something with these low prices..."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Peach: "If it means a moment in your sweet presence, Princess Peach, I'll...gladly pay...so very...very...much!"
  • To Daisy: "I'd expect nothing less from someone as high-class as you, Princess Daisy. I could forgive you any price."
  • To Birdo: "Wh-What is this place!? Some kind of malignant magnetism must have sucked me in here... And don't start saying it was the animal kind!"
  • To Princessa: "Very deceptive, Princess Princessa! You act all sweet and innocent, but you're a wildcat! This shop is a veritable mantrap!"
  • To Yangus: "These prices are criminal! What are you, some kind of bandit, boy?"
  • To Bianca: "The prices here pack a punch, but you always manage to soften the blow, Bianca."
  • To Alena: "This couldn't be anyone's shop but yours, Princess Alena. Only tomboys have such a keen eye for quality."
  • To Jessica: "This shop shouts your name, Jessica. Get too close, and you'll get hurt!"
  • To Stella: "The prices certainly match the quality of the enchanting staff. I'm impressed, Stella."
  • To Patty: "This is an impressive setup, Patty. You really are in a class of your own. In every way."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Peach: "Well, Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom... Stopping at this shop has only piqued my interest in you more..."
  • To Daisy: "I...I hope you're suitably impressed, Princess Daisy. All this I've bought, just for you..."
  • To Birdo: "Look! I've given you a lot there. Now just leave me alone!"
  • To Princessa: "When I think of the waste laid upon your nation, such a sum of money as this seems of precious little value...""
  • To Yangus: "Argh! You've got all the makings of a fine robber, boy!"
  • To Bianca: "...That's fine. It's a small price to pay to please you, Bianca."
  • To Alena: "Ooh. Now I know how those monsters feel when you deliver one of your critical hits, Princess."
  • To Jessica: "Nope. I'm still head over heels for you, Jessica. Even after that."
  • To Stella: "A sudden slap in the face like this is just what I'd expect from a fiery girl like you, Stella. Ha ha ha!"
  • To Patty: "If this is the price to see those dimples when you smile, Patty, then I'll gladly pay. Gladly."
  • To male player: "You're one of those people who can really destroy the mood at the drop of a hat, aren't you, (player's name)?"
  • To female player: "You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you, (player's name)? ...I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."

Bianca[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To male player: "Um, (player's name), I... Nah, forget it."
  • To female player: "I feel like you've gone all distant-like, (player's name)."

Birdo[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "Mario, you're absolutely amazing! I knew there was a reason I've always had my eye on you..."
  • To Luigi: "Luigi, you are utterly brilliant! Someone find me my smelling salts! I'm about to faint away!"
  • To Peach: "Are you going to leave me behind, Princess Peach? All by my lonesome? Royalty can be so cruel!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Are you really going to leave me behind, Dragonlord? All by my little lonesome?"
  • To Slime: "Are you really going to leave me behind, slimey-wimey? All by my little lonesome?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Mario, you're too sweet! Did you lower your prices just for me, or was your shop always this cheap?"
  • To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! This shop of yours is precious, but it's never going to earn you any real money!"
  • To Angelo: "Angelo, I'm disappointed in you. This shop of yours is so... Well, I hate to say it, but it's cheap!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Mario, it's adorable how you're always trying to defeat me. Just like old times!"
  • To Luigi: "Getting serious, are we, Luigi? Well, I guess it's time for me to start playing rough! Tee hee!"
  • To Angelo: "Oh, Angelo! All this animosity can only mean one thing - you must be in love with me!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Ouch! Is this any way to show your love, Mario?"
  • To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! I love to see you get passionate about money! It's enough to make a girl tremble inside!"
  • To Angelo: "Angelo, you are so mean! You're just picking on me because you like me, right?"
  • To male player: "How could you pick on a damsel in distress, (player's name)? Now you've gone and hurt my feelings!"
  • To female player: "This shop is a little bit too pricey, (player's name)! Greed is not an attractive quality."

Bowser[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!"
  • To Luigi: "Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!"
  • To Peach: "Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"
  • To Yoshi: "Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"
  • To Toad: "Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"
  • To Wario: "Think you're pretty special, huh, Wario? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"
  • To Waluigi: "Waluigi, you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"
  • To Daisy: "You think you're gonna win, Daisy? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"
  • To Birdo: "Hey, what's the big idea, Birdo!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let Diddy Kong get in the lead?"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"
  • To Slime: "AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?"
  • To Princessa: "Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!"
  • To Kiryl: "ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!"
  • To Yangus: "Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?"
  • To Angelo: "Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, Angelo! BWAHAHAHA!"
  • To Platypunk: "GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!"
  • To Bianca: "Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?"
  • To Alena: "Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's Alena so close to winning!?"
  • To Carver: "Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!"
  • To Jessica: "GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, Jessica!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!"
  • To Stella: "STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA! Grr. This just ain't right."
  • To Patty: "There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?"
  • To player: "Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Mario: "Hey, Mario! Let's forget about our little rivalry for a second and make this trade! Gwah hah hah!"
  • To Luigi: "It's not brain surgery, Luigi! Just swap shops with me!"
  • To Peach: "Hey, Peach, I just want to trade shops! Why do you always assume I'm trying to kidnap you?"
  • To Yoshi: "Trade shops with me, or pay the price! What's it gonna be? Bwah hah!"
  • To Toad: "Hey, Toad! Trade shops with me! That's not a request, that's an order!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Wanna trade shops? I'll throw in a banana if you say yes! How 'bout it!?"
  • To Wario: "You should thank me, Wario! Who else would be willing to trade shops with someone like you?"
  • To Waluigi: "Hey, Waluigi! You wanna win big? Better trade shops with me, then!"
  • To Daisy: "C'mon, Princess Daisy! You know I'm not all that bad! I just wanna trade shops with you!"
  • To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! It's your lucky day!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Trading time, Diddy Kong! How 'bout I give you a couple of peanuts to sweeten the deal?"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Trade shops with me, Son, and we'll take over the world!"
  • To Slime: "Hey, I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"
  • To Princessa: "GRR! You gonna trade shops with me, or am I just wastin' my time!?"
  • To Kiryl: "C'mon - let's trade shops and nail these other guys to the wall!"
  • To Yangus: "You gonna trade shops with me, or do I have to start twisting some arms around here?"
  • To Angelo: "This is the best offer you're gonna get, so you better trade shops with me!"
  • To Platypunk: "Wanna trade shops? C'mon - this is the deal of a lifetime!"
  • To Bianca: "Hey, I'm not gonna ask twice - trade shops with me or else!! Gwah hah hah!"
  • To Alena: "This is me asking NICELY - trade shops with me or pay the price! Bwah hah hah!!"
  • To Carver: "Hey, spikes-for-brains! Trade shops with me or face the consequences!"
  • To Jessica: "I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Wipe that look off your face, Lizardboss! I don't wanna trade shops, either. But it's in our best interest!"
  • To Stella: "Stella, you seem like a nice gal! How 'bout you trade shops with me?"
  • To Patty: "Bowser knows best, and what's best for ME is trading shops with YOU!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"
  • To Luigi: "Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"
  • To Peach: "What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"
  • To Yoshi: "Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"
  • To Toad: "Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"
  • To Wario: "I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"
  • To Waluigi: "Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"
  • To Daisy: "Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"
  • To Birdo: "Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"
  • To Slime: "Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!"
  • To Princessa: "Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!"
  • To Kiryl: "Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!"
  • To Yangus: "I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!"
  • To Angelo: "Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks - go buy yourself something nice!"
  • To Platypunk: "Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!"
  • To Bianca: "Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!"
  • To Alena: "No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!"
  • To Carver: "Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!"
  • To Jessica: "BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!"
  • To Stella: "What a cute little shop, Stella! It's just like you! Gwah hah!"
  • To Patty: "What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!"
  • To player: "Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"
  • To Luigi: "GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"
  • To Peach: "I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"
  • To Yoshi: "You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"
  • To Toad: "This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"
  • To Wario: "Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"
  • To Waluigi: "ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"
  • To Daisy: "Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"
  • To Birdo: "I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"
  • To Slime: "Why, you slimy little- I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!"
  • To Princessa: "Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every princess out to get me!?"
  • To Kiryl: "What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!"
  • To Yangus: "ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?"
  • To Angelo: "WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!"
  • To Platypunk: "Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!"
  • To Bianca: "GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?"
  • To Alena: "Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!"
  • To Carver: "ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!"
  • To Jessica: "ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Ugh! This shops stinks likes a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!"
  • To Stella: "Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, Stella!"
  • To Patty: "You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!"
  • To male player: "HEY! You trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)!?"
  • To female player: "HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"
  • To Luigi: "GRRR! LUIGI! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"
  • To Peach: "Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"
  • To Yoshi: "Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!"
  • To Toad: "You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"
  • To Wario: "Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"
  • To Waluigi: "Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"
  • To Daisy: "WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!"
  • To Birdo: "What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"
  • To Slime: "Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!"
  • To Princessa: "If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!"
  • To Kiryl: "GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!"
  • To Yangus: "Better watch your back, Yangus! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!"
  • To Angelo: "GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!"
  • To Platypunk: "Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?"
  • To Bianca: "AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!"
  • To Alena: "What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!"
  • To Carver: "GRRRRR! Better watch out, Carver. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!"
  • To Jessica: "When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!"
  • To Stella: "Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!"
  • To Patty: "I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!"
  • To male player: "You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask Mario how that's worked out for him!"
  • To female player: "You're worse than Peach, (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?"

Bowser Jr.[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "GRR! Mario! Why do you always have to be such a thorn in my side?"
  • To Luigi: "When did you scrape together those assets, Luigi!? You must've cheated or something! No one is THAT good!"
  • To Bowser: "Way to go, Dad! I'll try to keep the path clear while you make a dash for the bank! GRR! Stay out of my dad's way!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong is about to win? I'm gonna have to start playing dirty! Now, where did I put my bag of evil tricks...?"
  • To player: "You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Bowser: "Dad! I'm your favorite son, right? So swap shops with me! We'll get rich together!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "One of Mario's shops, huh? You sure are puny! Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something?"
  • To Luigi: "This place is so cheap, Luigi! Here, take my gold - looks like you need it a lot more than I do!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Ugh! Of all the stupid shops in all the stupid world, I just HAD to land on Mario's!"
  • To Luigi: "Luigi! This is YOUR shop? I can't believe you aren't gonna have a 50-percent-off sale in my honor!"
  • To Peach: "Normally I wouldn't spend so much gold. But this is Princess Peach's shop, so I guess can afford it..."
  • To Bowser: "Wow, Dad! You've got the coolest shop in the world! It's worth any price to bask in the glory of the great Bowser!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "URGH! When did this shop get so expensive, Mario? You must be cheating! CHEATER!"
  • To Luigi: "ARGH! You've gotta be kidding! How'd someone as dull as Luigi build himself such a fancy, expensive shop?"
  • To Peach: "Grrrraaargh! I don't care if it's your shop, Princess Peach - those prices are ridiculous!"
  • To Bowser: "Urk! That's some shop you've got here, Dad! I'm gonna work extra hard to live up to your awesomeness!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Ouch! I underestimated you, Diddy Kong! You must be raking in the gold with this place!"
  • To player: "Ow ow ow! That hurts! What goes around comes around, (player's name), and don't you forget it!"

Carver[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "Hey, Mario! I ain't about to let you beat me, pal!"
  • To Luigi: "You're a sneaky devil, aren't ya, Luigi, layin' low till you were ready to make your move!?"
  • To Peach: "What!? But there's no way I can lose to somethin' as soft as a peach!"
  • To Toad: "You better not beat me, Toad, or I'm gonna roast you on a spit when we're done here!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Fair enough, we've both got the brawn, but surely I've got more brains than you. ...Haven't I?"
  • To Slime: "Couldn't I just pick you up and chuck you off the board or somethin'? It's sooo temptin'..."
  • To Platypunk: "Where d'ya think you're goin', punk!? ...Eh? Who am I callin' ‘punk’? Who d'ya- ...Oh, right! I see what ya mean! Heh heh!"
  • To Alena: "Sorry, Tsarevna, but if ya wanna win this, you're gonna have to answer to me first!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Hey, Dragonlord! You haven't got a hope of takin' over the world with that sort of cash!"
  • To Patty: "Yeah! Nice goin', Patty! Us real pros know how to sock it to 'em, huh?"
  • To player: "Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Patty: "Patty, I love it! Cheap feels good!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Patty: "Whoa! Patty, what happened? Did you mess up your price labels or somethin'?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Patty: "Patty! Are these the kinda prices you charge for your party plannin', too? Phew! Count me out!"
  • To male player: "Oof! Th-That kinda h-hurt, (player's name)..."
  • To female player: "Oof! Th-That didn't h-hurt at all, (player's name)... Hardly f-felt a thing!"

Diddy Kong[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookity (I know you reached the goal, Donkey Kong, but you can't just leave me hanging here!)"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Ook ookity ook! (There's no way I'm letting you win without a fight, Bowser Jr.!)"
  • To Carver: "Ookie! Ookity! (You're incredible, Carver! I'm gonna follow your example from now on!)"
  • To others: "Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, (1st place player's name)? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"
  • To player: "Ookie... Ook ook ookity! (You're almost there, (player's name)... But I'm not gonna give up!)"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Donkey Kong: "Ookie! Ookie ookity! (Hey, Donkey Kong! Let's play co-op and trade shops!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Donkey Kong: "Ook oookity ook! Ook! (I expected you to have a bigger shop, Donkey Kong! You're barely making a profit here!)"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookie ook! (Guess I shoulda figured your shop'd be all big and expensive, Donkey Kong!)"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookie ooook! (I don't need any special treatment, Donkey Kong, but this is ridiculous!)"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Oook! Ookity oookity! (Ugh! This is the last thing I need right now, Bowser Jr.!)"
  • To Carver: "Oookie! Ook ookity! (Whoa, Carver! This is the kind of shop I'd expect to see under Donkey Kong's control!)"
  • To male player: "Oookie ook ookity! (This is a pretty powerful shop you've got here, (player's name)!)"
  • To female player: "Oookity ook ook ookie ook! (I hate spending all this gold, (player's name), but at least it's going to a good cause - you!)"

Donkey Kong[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Diddy Kong: "Ook! Ookie ook! (That was pretty sneaky, Diddy Kong! You weren't supposed to get ahead of me like that!)"
  • To Carver: "Oookie ook... OOK! (I underestimated you, Carver... Maybe you really ARE stronger than me!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Diddy Kong: "Ooka ooka! OOKA! (This shop of yours has got a long way to go, Diddy Kong. Better make it stronger!)"
  • To Carver: "Ooook Ook hoot! (What a puny little shop! Come on, Carver-you can do better than this!)"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Diddy Kong: "Hoot! Ookie ook! (Guess you know what you're doing, Diddy Kong. Well, don't expect me to hold back anymore!)"
  • To Carver: "Ooka ooo ook! ('Bout time I found a worthy competitor, Carver!)"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Diddy Kong: "Ook! Ook ooka ooo! (Not too shabby, Diddy Kong! I'm proud of you and scared of you at the same time!)"
  • To Carver: "Oookie! Oookie OOK ooooo! (Nope! There is NO way I'm losing to you, Carver!)"
  • To player: "Ook ook? (You trying to break me, (player's name)?)"

Dragonlord[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Slime: "Know thy station, diminutive minion of my dominion! Thou, Slime, art the lowest of the low!"
  • To Princessa: "Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Destroyed, thou shalt be, before thou can see the bank and what lies therein!"
  • To Platypunk: "Erase that crazed grin from your chin, you dim, tail-obsessed jester! If you think you can outsmart me, you are sorely flawed in the head."
  • To Patty: "Th-This can not be! No commoner can domineer o'er I, Lord of Dragons!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Slime: "Underling, quiver and wither with pride! For ooze I choose as my bartering partner."
  • To Princessa: "Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! That we partner now in trade is as fate hath bade."
  • To Platypunk: "Underling! Bring me the keys, if you please, to your store, and I, furthermore, shall swap you this shop."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Slime: "Slime, thy nerve is steely to have the nerve to get on my nerves o'er such a puny sum!"
  • To Princessa: "Hmph! A base place for one of Erdrick's kin."
  • To Platypunk: "Know thy place, platypunk! Thou dost not accost me, Lord of Dragons, with a bill!"
  • To Patty: "Wah ha ha hah! A typical, whimsical, hysterical shop of a puny plebian!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Slime: "Irreverent ignoramus! Shameless, thou art! Ne'er shall I forget this mockery!"
  • To Princessa: "There! There in thy shadow! O! Erdrick's form flickering, licking its lips!"
  • To Platypunk: "What!? Thou hast the gall to call me into this hall of overpriced junk!?"
  • To Patty: "Thou darest to rile me with demands of such a pile? Uaaargh!"
  • To player: "Thou wouldst charge me in such large amounts!? Trudge through the depths of this grudge, you will, for year upon year upon year."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Slime: "Brazen gloop! I sentence thee to an eternity of rigid standing to attention! Not a wobble shalt thou make!"
  • To Princessa: "Waaargh! Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Thou trowest me beat by these puny bills!?"
  • To Platypunk: "Lippy lackey! Lacking even a whit of wit! How dare thee demand such a sum!"
  • To Patty: "Thou! Thou art wretched! A pest! Thou deceivest the best of all thy miserable comrades."
  • To player: "I shall ruin thee yet, (player's name)! Thee, thy shops, all of this in rack and ruin!"

Jessica[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Yangus: "I don't believe it! For some reason, the thought of you winning is extremely hard to swallow, boy."
  • To Angelo: "No doubt you think it's your charisma that got you so far? Well, congratulations, Angelo."

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Yangus: "If you have any sense, boy, you would swap shops with me before someone else beats you to it."
  • To Angelo: "I suppose you'll have to do...for swapping shops, that is."
  • To Stella: "Stella, do you want to swap shops with me? You know, just to mark the occassion?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Yangus: "He he! Well, I'd say that's about right as children's pocket money goes."
  • To Angelo: "This is rather a shoddy-looking shop for someone of your class, Angelo. Is everything alright?"
  • To Stella: "Hmm, I was expecting something a bit more...crazy from one of your shops, Stella. The prices, I mean. Not you!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Yangus: "Hmph! If you can be so greedy as a child, you're bound to turn into a thief when you grow up!"
  • To Angelo: "No! This is your place, Angelo? Hmph! Well, I don't care one bit."
  • To Stella: "Wh-What a great shop! I mean really...great. Just... Just maybe, you know... You can't help feeling, can you, that...it's a little bit - just a tiny bit - pricey?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Yangus: "Now look here, boy! Are you sure you want to make me angry?"
  • To Angelo: "Oh! And there I was thinking you were a gentleman, Angelo."
  • To Stella: "Keep calm, Jessica, keep calm. You can't get angry at a faerie..."
  • To male player: "I always try to make allowances for you, (player's name), but this I can't forgive. This is extortionate!"
  • To female player: "I don't like to say it, (player's name), but this price is absolutely ridiculous!"

Kiryl[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "To achieve victory against formidable odds, I believe is evidence from guiding hand of Goddess."
  • To Alena: "You are to win, Tsarevna? Yoy! I must to make celebration preparations!"
  • To Angelo: "I do not acknowledge such frivolous priest as one like you."

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Alena: "Ts-Tsarevna...I am pondering with possibility for courtshi- Nyet! I mean, for exchange of shops!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Luigi: "I feel something's familiar about you, Luigi. You are having some similarity to another one, perhaps?"
  • To Alena: "This was shop from Tsarevna!? I pay much more bigger money if I did know this!"
  • To Patty: "You are kind-hearted lady, Patty. Always you consider the needs of humble travelers."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Luigi: "L-Luigi! Surely you do not try to steal the advantage from us?"
  • To Alena: "This is most impressing shop. This shop is belonging to Tsarevna!? If I did know this, I pay more!"
  • To Patty: "Ahem. May I suggest you put the price a little more cheaper, Patty?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Luigi: "Luigi, you have gone to place that I cannot reach. Yoy, yoy, yoy..."
  • To Alena: "Even for Tsarevna's sake, such large price gives me great troubles. Yoy-oy-yoy..."
  • To Patty: "Patty...I do not object to payment of somewhat higher price, but this height is... Yoy!"
  • To player: "Yoy-oy-yoy..."

Luigi[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "Way to go, bro! Scoot on over to the bank as quickly as you can!"
  • To Peach: "Try not to get kidnapped on your way to the bank, Princess Peach!"
  • To Bowser: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser!"
  • To Daisy: "You're an inspiration to us all, Princess Daisy!"
  • To Yoshi: "Slow down, Yoshi! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Toad: "Slow down, Toad! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Slow down, Donkey Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Wario: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Wario!"
  • To Waluigi: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Waluigi!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Slow down, Diddy Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser Jr.!"
  • To Slime: "Slow down, Slime! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Princessa: "Slow down, Princessa! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Kiryl: "Slow down, Kiryl! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Platypunk: "Slow down, Platypunk! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Angelo: "Slow down, Angelo! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Yangus: "Slow down, Yangus! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Alena: "Slow down, Alena! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Bianca: "Slow down, Bianca! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Carver: "Slow down, Carver! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Jessica: "Slow down, Jessica! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Dragonlord: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Dragonlord!"
  • To Stella: "Slow down, Stella! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
  • To Patty: "Slow down, Patty! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Peach: "I'm surprised you haven't adorned this shop with rubies and pearls, Princess Peach. Thanks for keeping it cheap!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Nice try, Bowser Jr.! A little hit like that's not enough to shrink me down!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "So much for brotherly love, huh, Mario?"
  • To player: "Eep! Thanks a lot, (player's name). Now my wallet's as empty as Bowser's cold, dark heart!"

Mario[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Luigi: "Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You're my hero!"
  • To Peach: "Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"
  • To Yoshi: "Hey, Yoshi! You're gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C'mon, I thought we were buddies!"
  • To Bowser: "Don't think I'm going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"
  • To Toad: "My good friend! Where's your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"
  • To Donkey Kong: "You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"
  • To Wario: "Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"
  • To Waluigi: "What!? Waluigi's about to win!? I don't think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"
  • To Daisy: "This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"
  • To Birdo: "We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Mamma mia! You've got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Bowser Jr.! You're just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"
  • To Slime: "Hey, that slime is about to win! How did that happen? I thought I was going to come out on top!"
  • To Princessa: "Oh, Princess lady, how did you reach the goal so quickly? You're gonna win if I don't do something to stop you!"
  • To Kiryl: "Mamma mia! I can't believe that fellow is about to win! What can I do to stop him?"
  • To Yangus: "Oh no! Mario was supposed to win this game! Am I really going to lose?"
  • To Angelo: "Oh boy! Looks like Mario isn't going to win this one! How can that be? Mario always wins!"
  • To Platypunk: "Is it game over for Mario? No, no! I'm not giving up till the end!"
  • To Bianca: "Looks like you're about to capture the prize! Mamma mia! I can't lose like this!"
  • To Alena: "It's me, Mario! And I'm about to lose! Wahhhhaaahhh!"
  • To Carver: "You reached the goal already? Oh well! I'll get you next time!"
  • To Jessica: "I was so full of hope at the beginning of this game, but now it looks like I may not win this one!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Don't get ahead of yourself, Dragonlord! It's not game over yet!"
  • To Stella: "Oh boy! I've still got a fighting chance, right? C'mon, it's me, Mario!"
  • To Patty: "How did you reach the goal already, Patty? That's a lot of gold coins!"
  • To male player: "You proved yourself to be a real hero today, (player's name)! Bravo!"
  • To female player: "What an inspirational heroine you turned out to be, (player's name)! Brava!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Luigi: "PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I've got a plan! Let's trade shops!"
  • To Peach: "Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won't you? It's a good deal for both of us!"
  • To Yoshi: "Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we'll both come out ahead!"
  • To Bowser: "I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops , enemy of mine!"
  • To Toad: "Let's make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C'mon, don't make me jump over barrels!!"
  • To Wario: "You're a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that'll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we'll both be winners!!"
  • To Waluigi: "I hate to fraternize with my brother's nemesis, but it looks like we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, Waluigi!"
  • To Daisy: "Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I've got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"
  • To Birdo: "Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We'll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Don't believe everything Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I'm a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together."
  • To Slime: "Hey, slurpy little slime! What do you say you and I trade shops?"
  • To Princessa: "I've got a soft spot for princesses. How about I let you swap shops with me, Your Highness?"
  • To Kiryl: "Oooh, I've got a great idea! Let's swap shops and we'll both come out on top!"
  • To Yangus: "Hmm... How about we swap shops, my friend? That way, everybody wins!"
  • To Angelo: "You know what would make my day? If you would swap shops with me, Angelo! Pretty please?"
  • To Platypunk: "Don't get angry, Platypunk! I only want to trade shops with you!"
  • To Bianca: "Yoo hoo! Do you want to trade shops with me? C'mon - it'll be fun!"
  • To Alena: "Ooh! Ooh! I've got a great idea! Let's trade shops and beat those other guys at their own game!"
  • To Carver: "It's me, Mario! And I want to swap shops! It must be your lucky day!"
  • To Jessica: "Let's both put our business skills to good use and swap shops! Trust me, I'm Mario!"
  • To Dragonlord: "We should swaps shops! But don't think this makes us friends or anything... It's just a good business decision!"
  • To Stella: "Oh, hey, you! Yes, you! C'mon - let's swap shops!"
  • To Patty: "Swapping shops with me - now, THAT'S the way to win this game! C'mon - give it a try!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I'm glad to see your shop isn't too expensive. Now I'm glad I dropped by!"
  • To Peach: "Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You're one of the good ones!"
  • To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I'm glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn't as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"
  • To Bowser: "Hey, Bowser! Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"
  • To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"
  • To Wario: "I'm surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you're not being too greedy, huh?"
  • To Waluigi: "Oopsy-daisy! I wasn't planning on stopping here. At least I'm not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"
  • To Daisy: "Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well… I suppose it could be worse, right?"
  • To Birdo: "Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I'm surprised you're not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "I'm grateful that you're not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don't like giving you my hard-earned gold!"
  • To Slime: "I'm lucky I didn't land on a pricey shop! This one isn't so bad!"
  • To Princessa: "Lucky Mario! Shopping here isn't going to be too bad, I guess. It could be worse!"
  • To Kiryl: "Whew! Thank my lucky stars! This shop isn't as expensive as I thought it was gonna be!"
  • To Yangus: "Here's a little gold, Yangus! Thanks for not charging me any more than that!"
  • To Angelo: "Aw, I was going to spend my gold coins on something nice for Princess Peach! But fair is fair - take my money!"
  • To Platypunk: "Oops! I wasn't planning on stopping here! But since I did, I'd better give you some gold!"
  • To Bianca: "Ah, what a charmed life I lead! I could've landed on a much more expensive shop, but I didn't!"
  • To Alena: "Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Your shop could've been a lot pricier, Alena, but it's not! Whew!"
  • To Carver: "Oh, that price isn't all that terrible. Here's my gold! Have fun with it!"
  • To Jessica: "Oh, hey! Your prices aren't too bad, Jessica! This shop is actually pretty cheap!"
  • To Dragonlord: "I suppose the prices here aren't all that bad! Here, take my gold and keep it safe!"
  • To Stella: "Whew! I dodged a Bullet Bill on that one! These prices are actually kinda reasonable!"
  • To Patty: "Just my luck! No, I really mean it - I'm lucky to have landed on such a cheap shop! Yippee!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I can't believe you're charging these kinda prices! They're a bit high, don't you think?"
  • To Peach: "Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I though we were friends!"
  • To Yoshi: "Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you're saving up all the money you make from this shop, ‘cause it sure is pricey!"
  • To Bowser: "Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those Bowser!"
  • To Toad: "Whoa! What an expensive shop! That's just about the last thing I need today!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Oh boy ! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"
  • To Wario: "I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won't be too happy until I'm completely bankrupt!"
  • To Waluigi: "Why, Waluigi, why!? You've got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"
  • To Daisy: "Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I'm not sure it's worth it!"
  • To Birdo: "Ouch! Birdo, you're charging me an arm and a mustache! That's precious gold I'm never going to see again!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Boo! That's a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "I'm surprised you're charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"
  • To Slime: "What are you going to do with my money, Slime? You can buy yourself a fancy mustache and be handsome like Mario!"
  • To Princessa: "Whoa! I didn't mean to stop here...but since I did, I guess I owe you some serious gold coinage!"
  • To Kiryl: "Oh dear! Where did this place come from? I suppose you want all my gold coins now, don't you? Bye-bye, gold coins!"
  • To Yangus: "Oh boy! I hope I never land here again! I don't think I'll be able to afford it!"
  • To Angelo: "Ouch! That smarts! Here - take my gold coins! Just take them!"
  • To Platypunk: "What kind of big-ticket items are you selling, Platypunk? I'm gonna have to think twice about shopping here next time!"
  • To Bianca: "My oh my! Prices here are nothing to sneeze at! Oh, wait... AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  • To Alena: "This isn't how I wanted to spend my hard-earned gold coins! Look at them fly out of my pockets! Get back in there, coins!"
  • To Carver: "I didn't really budget for this, did I? Oh well! I hope you enjoy all of those gold coins, Carver!"
  • To Jessica: "Why would you charge this simple plumber so many gold coins - just for the privilege of shopping here?"
  • To Dragonlord: "Dragonlord, you're as bad as Bowser! Are you going to take all that gold and do something evil with it?"
  • To Stella: "Hey! Do you think I'm made of gold coins or something?"
  • To Patty: "I hope all of these gold coins are going to a good cause!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! Can't you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"
  • To Peach: "Not very nice, Princess Peach! Not very nice at all!"
  • To Yoshi: "Yoshi! After everything I've done for you!?"
  • To Bowser: "Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"
  • To Toad: "You need to have a sale, Toad! Your prices are out of this world!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Do you really need to take my gold coins, Donkey Kong? Can't I just write you an I.O.U.?"
  • To Wario: "Getting greedier by the minute, aren't you, Wario?"
  • To Waluigi: "Go on, Waluigi! Take my money and run, you greedy man!"
  • To Daisy: "Why bother earning money if I'm just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"
  • To Birdo: "This is gonna smart, Birdo! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here?"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Ouch ouch ouch! Why don't you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Mamma mia! I don't know if I can afford these prices!"
  • To Slime: "Oh no! How can I afford my fancy mustache wax if I spend all my gold coins here!"
  • To Princessa: "That's gonna put a big dent in my finances, Princess Princessa!"
  • To Kiryl: "Hey, where'd all my gold coins go? I'm gonna need those someday!"
  • To Yangus: "Come back, little gold coins! Get back in my pockets!"
  • To Angelo: "Bye-bye, little gold coins! I'm gonna miss each and every one of you!"
  • To Platypunk: "I spend so many gold coins to shop here, and what do I get for it? Nothing but empty pockets, that's what!"
  • To Bianca: "Mamma mia! Those are some pretty pricey prices!"
  • To Alena: "Bye-bye, gold coins! I hope to see you again someday!"
  • To Carver: "Oh no! There go all my gold coins!! I needed those!"
  • To Jessica: "I hope all of these gold coins of mine are going to a good cause, Jessica!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Mamma mia! Remind me to never shop here ever again!"
  • To Stella: "I suppose it's my fault for shopping here...but these high prices are a little bit silly!"
  • To Patty: "Come back to me one day, little coins! I'll be waiting for you!"
  • To male player: "Very sneaky, (player's name)! Very sneaky indeed!"
  • To female player: "Are you sure you need all of those gold coins, (player's name)? You know, money won't make you happy!"

Patty[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "Hey, nice going, Mario! I sure hope you'll sign up on my party planning list after this!"
  • To Luigi: "Wow, look at you go, Luigi! You're a real egg, huh?"
  • To Peach: "I knew you were a cut above the rest right from the start, honey."
  • To Slime: "It's gonna be hard getting used to losing to a slime..."
  • To Kiryl: "Hey, Kiryl, why don't you take a break at one of my places before you head off to victory, huh? Isn't it a day of rest or something anyway?"
  • To Yangus: "Wow! You're a real go-getter, huh, kiddo? I had that kind of edge once myself. I sure wish I could get it back."
  • To Angelo: "Hey, Angelo, honey! You've got time for one last wild party at one of my shops before you leave us all behind, right?"
  • To Carver: "Gee, Carver, you look beat. Why don't you take the load off in one of my shops for a while, huh, honey?"
  • To Stella: "Stella! Hey, Stella! I got a cake with your name on it over here, hon! Come by one of my shops and we'll watch our figures together, huh?"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Kiryl: "Psst, Kiryl, you wanna swap shops with me? Alena's looking the other way!"
  • To Yangus: "Say, Yangus, you wanna swap shops with me? You'd do really well out of it."
  • To Angelo: "Angelo, you're a gentleman, right? You'd help a gal out if she was in trouble? ...I really need to swap this shop, see. Would you be a doll?"
  • To Carver: "Hey, Carver, aren't you looking for the action to pick up a bit? Say, why don't you swap shops with me?"
  • To Stella: "Hey, Stella, you wanna swap shops with me? We'll both come out on top, honey!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Kiryl: "This is your shop, right, Kiryl? You've got a nice place here."
  • To Yangus: "You're pretty smart, honey. This is a great place for a shop."
  • To Angelo: "This is a real cute shop you've got here, Angelo. I guess this is how a gentleman runs a business, right?"
  • To Stella: "This is such a swell shop, Stella! I wish I could pull something like this off."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Kiryl: "My, this is a pretty expensive shop you've got here, Kiryl! It's not what I'd expect from someone like you."
  • To Yangus: "Gee, Yangus, that's a sneaky place to have such a pricey shop! I stumbled right into it!"
  • To Angelo: "I thought you were a gentleman, Angelo. That you were kind to women. Guess I was wrong."
  • To Stella: "I guess this is what youthful spirit does for you, huh? I remember when I was a young adventurer..."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Kiryl: "Wow, Kiryl! Behind that gentle face of yours is a real shark, huh? I think it's only fair that I warn Alena..."
  • To Yangus: "I guess it's OK to let you have all this gold now. You'll have to pay your dues like the rest of us when you grow up, kid."
  • To Angelo: "That's it, Angelo! I'm really mad at you now! Just don't talk to me for a while, OK?"
  • To Stella: "Phew! You really mean business, huh, Stella? I've gotta say, I'm envious. I wish I still had that kinda fire in me."
  • To male player: "You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary hero I once knew..."
  • To female player: "You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary heroine I once knew..."

Platypunk[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Slime: "You slimeball! I shoulda known you'd pull a fast one, you sharper!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Hey, Dragonlord! You and me, we're gunnin' for the same side here, huh? Let's hit the finish line together!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Slime: "Hey, squishy! Quit shakin' already and switch stores wid me like a stand-up guy!"
  • To Dragonlord: "I respect you, pops. I'd like to switch stores wid you to mark this historic meetin' of ours."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Slime: "Ain't no surprise this dive's prices are so low bein' run by a lowlife slime."
  • To Dragonlord: "Ya know, pops, I was expectin' sommat a little more classy from a boss monster like- ...Er, sorry. No disrespect intended..."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Slime: "A great big fancy joint like this is wasted on a slimeball like you!"
  • To Dragonlord: "You got more clout than the Plobfather, pops!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Slime: "For a slime, you sure got a lot of spine, punk! These prices are outta this woild!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Maybe it's time I considered a change in career, huh? You got any openin's, pops?"
  • To Patty: "I get a kick outta stoppin' in these pricey joints, you know?"
  • To male player: "The larger the bill, the better it feels! These suitcases of kale are weighin' me down, ya know?"
  • To female player: "Yeah, bring it on, doll! You wanna piece of me, huh!? I got all the resoives I need!"

Princess Daisy[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "Way to flex your muscles, Mario! And here I was thinking I'd finally beat you in a game!"
  • To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! You sure you don't want to let ME win? Hmph! After all we've been through together!"
  • To Peach: "I'm lovin' the girl power, Peach! Win this one for the ladies!"
  • To Yoshi: "How did Yoshi manage to beat me? This has gotta be some kind of fluke! I demand a recount!"
  • To Bowser: "Hmph! I refuse to congratulate Bowser, no matter how awesome he did playing this game."
  • To Toad: "Really nice, Toad. You're gonna leave me behind just so you can go off and win? Princess Peach wouldn't like that at all!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Drat! I didn't think you'd be any good at this sort of thing, Donkey Kong. I stand corrected!"
  • To Wario: "I totally would've won this game if I'd lowered myself to your level, Wario. Remember that!"
  • To Waluigi: "Whoa! If Waluigi wins, he's gonna be all sorts of famous. I can't compete with that!"
  • To Birdo: "I'd give you a blue ribbon for first place, Birdo, but somehow I think you'd prefer a pink ribbon! Hee hee!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
  • To Princessa: "You're really gonna let me lose, Princessa? I thought that was against the princess code or something!"
  • To Platypunk: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game! Get your tail back here!"
  • To Alena: "I can't believe I'm gonna lose to Alena! I'm more of a princess than she'll ever be!"
  • To Stella: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!" (in a surprised emotion)
  • To player: "Oh, but you can't win yet, (player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Mario: "I've got a brilliant idea, Mario. Let's swap shops and teach these guys a lesson on how to play the market!"
  • To Luigi: "You're the only one here I can truly trust, Luigi... Trade shops with me, won't you?"
  • To Peach: "Let's swap shops, Peach. You know as a symbol of friendship between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland!"
  • To Yoshi: "I shall give you the honor of trading shops with me, Yoshi. You're welcome in advance!"
  • To Bowser: "Oh dear. The unthinkable has finally happened. I'm asking Bowser, of all people, to trade shops with me!"
  • To Toad: "Surely you wouldn't turn me down, would you, Toad?"
  • To Donkey Kong: "It's your lucky day, Donkey Kong. I decided to trade shops with you!"
  • To Wario: "Ew! I hate the idea of owning a shop that once belonged to you, Wario... but I have no choice. Let's trade!"
  • To Waluigi: "You'd do anything for me, wouldn't you, Waluigi? I bet you would! C'mon, let's trade shops!"
  • To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! After we swap shops, let's go get our nails done! Hee hee!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"
  • To Alena: "We're princesses, Alena. It's only logical that we should conduct this trade with a modicum of elegance and grace!"
  • To Stella: "Think you're hot stuff, Stella? Then put your money where your mouth is and swap shops with me!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "This shop is cheap now, but if I know Mario, he's gonna build it up real soon!"
  • To Luigi: "Luigi, Luigi, Luigi... I'm disappointed! You could make this shop so much bigger!"
  • To Peach: "Oh, Peach! What a charming little store. Are all shops in the Mushroom Kingdom this...economical?"
  • To Yoshi: "I simply adore cheap shops like this one, Yoshi! The lower the prices, the more stuff I can buy!"
  • To Bowser: "How do you even get inside this shop, Bowser? It's so teensy-tiny!"
  • To Toad: "This shop is just like you, Toad! Simple and modest. That's a compliment, I promise!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Donkey Kong, this is a lovely shop and all, but…how come you don't sell anything but bananas in here?"
  • To Wario: "I…I just saw…something black sk-skittering across the f-floor. This shop is filthy, Wario!"
  • To Waluigi: "What a disappointing little shop! But I shouldn't be surprised. After all, it's yours, Waluigi."
  • To Birdo: "Birdo, you did a fantastic job decorating this place! You made it look like a million bucks!"
  • To Princessa: "Come on, Princessa! Use some of that magic of yours and turn this place into a big, fancy shop!"
  • To Alena: "What a modest shop, Alena! A princess has to be humble, after all!"
  • To Stella: "This shop is so cute, Stella! I want to take the whole shop home with me!"
  • To player "I'd have expected any shop of yours to be way more expensive, (player's name). What gives?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Mario! Can I get a princess discount or something? This shop of yours is considerably overpriced!
  • To Luigi: "Hmph! If you think these high prices are gonna impress me, you've got a lot to learn, Luigi!"
  • To Peach: "I should have expected something like this from you, Peach. You're not afraid to fight dirty!"
  • To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I'm absolutely stunned. How did you get the gumption to build such an extravagant shop?"
  • To Bowser: "Ack! This is highway robbery, Bowser, and you know it!"
  • To Toad: "Isn't this shop a little…swank for you, Toad? Remember your place!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Oh, for Pete's sake! Why in the world is this banana-peel-strewn shop so terribly overpriced?"
  • To Wario: "Ugh! If you're going to charge such high prices, Wario, you should clean up a little. This shop is filthy!"
  • To Waluigi: "Why did I have to stop here? Not only is it overpriced, it's run by Waluigi! Icky icky ew!"
  • To Birdo: "Birdo! Are you charging me so much because you're jealous of my good looks? I wouldn't put it past you!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I'm not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "I think I've made some sort of mistake. There's no reason a shop would be this expensive!"
  • To Princessa: "Why, Princessa! You didn't by any chance cast a hex on me to make me stop here, did you?"
  • To Alena: "It's awfully gauche for a princess to charge so much, Alena! Where are your royal manners?"
  • To Stella: "Stella! Are you sure you want to charge me so much? You don't want me on your bad side!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Whoa! What did I ever do to YOU, Mario!?"
  • To Luigi: "You owe me one, Luigi! Take good care of all my gold, ya big galoot!"
  • To Peach: "Such cruelty, Peach! This isn't how royalty is supposed to treat each other!"
  • To Yoshi: "Hmph! I would've expected something like this from Wario, but not from you, Yoshi!"
  • To Bowser: "I know how this scenario goes... First you empty my pockets, and then you kidnap me! No way, Bowser!"
  • To Toad: "I hope this transgression of yours doesn't break the truce between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland, Toad!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Not cool, Donkey Kong! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?"
  • To Wario: "Eek! I'll gladly pay the money if you'd just let me leave this pigsty of a shop!"
  • To Waluigi: "Ack! This shop is way too flashy. Almost tacky, wouldn't you say, Waluigi?"
  • To Birdo: "Eek! I thought we were buddies, Birdo! Why would you wring me dry like this?"
  • To Princessa: "You really are a princess, aren't you, Princessa? Only royalty could do something so cruel without flinching!"
  • To Alena: "No no no! Don't you know I'm a princess? I should get a special discount or something just for coming to your silly store!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Ooh, just you wait... you're gonna pay me back in spades!"
  • To Stella: "Hey, Stella! I think your prices are off by a digit or two! Otherwise this is highway robbery!"
  • To male player: "Why would you do this to me, (player's name)!? Hmph! After all I've done for you!"
  • To female player: "I thought we were pals, (player's name)! Is this how you treat your friends?"

Princess Peach[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "You wouldn't leave me here all alone, would you, Mario? Let me catch up to you before you get to the bank!"
  • To Luigi: "Luigi already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!
  • To Bowser: "How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we've been through!"
  • To Daisy: "Daisy! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave behind your sister-in-arms. Shocked!"
  • To Birdo: "We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn't your father teach you any manners?"
  • To Other Super Mario Characters: "(1st place player's name)! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"
  • To Slime: "Slime already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten that thing ages ago!"
  • To Other Dragon Quest Characters: "(1st place player's name) already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"
  • To Other Female Dragon Quest Characters like Jessica: "Jessica already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten her ages ago!"
  • To player: "Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Mario: "Mario! Would you be so kind as to trade shops with me? I would be forever in your debt!"
  • To Bowser: "I shouldn't be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"
  • To Toad: "You'll trade shops with me, won't you, Toad? It's in both of our interests!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "I know you're scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don't we make it a fair trade instead?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Mario, you should feed this shop more fruits and vegetables. It needs to grow up big and strong!"
  • To Luigi: "What a humble shop, Luigi. It suits you! Tee hee!"
  • To Bowser: "Why is your shop such a weakling, Bowser? I expected more from you!"
  • To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "A junior-sized shop for a junior-sized Bowser. How adorable!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "I can't believe you're actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"
  • To Luigi: "I think your shop ate a Super Mushroom, Luigi. How else could it have gotten so big?"
  • To Bowser: "Oh, Bowser! Why must you always build a fortress everywhere you go?"
  • To Wario: "Oh my! Look at these prices! Remind me again why I decided to shop here?"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won't slow me down!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Why, Mario! Have I done something to make you angry?"
  • To Luigi: "I thought we were friends, Luigi. Don't make me start clipping coupons!"
  • To Bowser: "I've never despised you more than I do right now, Bowser. Hmph!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Your father raised you to be too greedy, Bowser Jr.! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."
  • To player: "You can raise your prices all you want, (player's name). But nothing will stop me from winning!"

Princessa[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Slime: "How shameful it is to lose to a slime, of all opponents..."
  • To Platypunk: "It may look like a cute little birdie, but it still hurts to lose the game to a monster."
  • To Dragonlord: "Losing to the likes of you will surely anger the ancestors. I beg for your protection, great Rubiss!"
  • To Stella: "Wait! Miss Stella, do wait! I wish to discuss the future of Moonbrooke with you a little more."

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Dragonlord: "Dragonlord! Why don't we let sleeping dogs lie and consider exchanging shops with one another?"
  • To Stella: "Um, Miss Stella, I was wondering if you're feeling inclined towards exchanging shops?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Dragonlord: "It makes my hackles rise to pay anything to certain characters, no matter how small an amount."
  • To Stella: "Ooh, is this your shop, Miss Stella? So this is what you've done with it. I'll bear it in mind!"
  • To player: "This shop of yours is very reasonably priced, (player's name). Would you mind if I popped in again another day?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Dragonlord: "Oh, how foolish of me! I should never have allowed myself to stop at a shop owned by HIM."
  • To Stella: "Goodness me, Miss Stella. It would appear that you predicted my movements there."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Dragonlord: "Typical Dragonlord. Perhaps I'm just not strong enough to do this alone."
  • To Stella: "Oh dear... Well, Miss Stella, I suppose I can't blame you for not offering special treatment to a friend. I must weather the good times with the bad."
  • To player: "I can see you're going to be someone who really makes a splash in this world, (player's name)."

Slime[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Platypunk: "What!? Platypunk's gooing to win? No! He can't! He's cheating! He's from the Plob!!!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Goo, Dragonlord! The one and only master of monsterkind! ...Hm? Psaro? Goo's Psaro?"
  • To Stella: "Wow! Nice gooing, Stella! It's not like I've been twiddling my thumbs, but you've practically won already!"
  • To Patty: "You're not gooing to win already, are you, Patty? Wait a mo! If I really stretch myself, I might just catch you!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Platypunk: "You probably thought I wouldn't swap a ploperty with a platypunk, didn't you? But I'm very magnanimooze."
  • To Dragonlord: "Excooze me, Mr Dragonlord, would you swap a ploperty with- Eek! N-Never mind! S-Sorry I said anything! (Slurp!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Platypunk: "Acgooally, you're a nice little platypunk, aren't you?"
  • To Dragonlord: "Thank goo, Dragonlord, Your Monstrousness! ...Eek! Sorry! Excooze me!"
  • To Stella: "Yay! I like goo value. What a wonderful faerie you are, Stella!"
  • To Patty: "Oh, gooey! Your shops have slime-friendly prices, Patty. I'm glad I plopped in!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Platypunk: "Another example of the Plob being mean to a blob!"
  • To Dragonlord: "Wow! What a plopper, Dragonlord! B-But...why do I...have to p-pay so...?"
  • To Stella: "A-Are you pulling my leg, Stella? Because if you are, I should warn you, I- Eek! Nothing! Sorry!"
  • To Patty: "Oh dear... Everything in here costs an arm and a leg. And I've got neither, Patty!"
  • To player: "You're mean, (player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm flexible with prices!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Platypunk: "You platypunks really hate our guts, don't you?"
  • To Dragonlord: "Boo hoo goo! Dragonlord's picking on me! Dragonlord's— ...Eek! S-Sorry!"
  • To Stella: "I thought you were a nice faerie, Stella. But you give me the blooze!"
  • To Patty: "Y-You've changed, Patty... You make me quake in my— Well, you make me quake!"
  • To player: "You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"

Stella[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "Come on! A true superstar would never leave everyone else behind and take victory all for himself. No way!"
  • To Luigi: "Blimey. Everyone said you were a pathetic little loser, Luigi. But you're not a loser at least, are you?"
  • To Peach: "Oi! Peachy! What about us, eh? The common people? Ever stop to spare a thought for us, did you?"
  • To Yoshi: "Isn't there any way I could just jump onto his back and ride him to the finish line...?"
  • To Bowser: "Will somebody please cut that annoying flapping turtle thing down to size! Give him a critical hit or something."
  • To Toad: "You, you didn't use Sweet Breath on us to put us all to sleep, did you, you rotten toad?"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Phew! You're a bit of a bruiser, aren't you, eh, hairy?"
  • To Wario: "Urgh! I'm not losing to that freak of fashion!"
  • To Waluigi: "How the flap did you get so much cash!? You've been sneaking around doing things you shouldn't, haven't you?"
  • To Daisy: "Oh, come on, Daisy! Us girls have got to stick together. Let's go shopping or something!"
  • To Birdo: "Birdo! I thought you had more to you than that."
  • To Diddy Kong: "Everyone says how brainy Kongs are. But if I lose to that little thing, I'm gonna go ape!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "Oi! Didn't anyone ever teach you any manners, squirt? Ladies first!"
  • To Slime: "I...I can't be losing to a slime. Old fatguts will go nuts."
  • To Princessa: "Hey, Princessa! There's loads more shops for us to explore before you go skipping off to the bank!"
  • To Kiryl: "I thought you were supposed to play a supportive role, Kiryl? Don't get so full of yourself!"
  • To Yangus: "Yangus, what are you doing? There's loads more treasure around here. How come you're heading for the finish already, eh?"
  • To Angelo: "It doesn't seem very gentlemanly to go off like that and leave a lady behind, Angelo."
  • To Platypunk: "Hey, boys! I got a case full of ice round the back. You wanna come stick your faces in it, huh? ...Hee hee hee!"
  • To Bianca: "I don't know what it is about you, Bianca, but I get the strangest feeling from you. Whitaker... What's it all about, eh?"
  • To Alena: "Don't do it, Alena! Stick with us!"
  • To Carver: "Hmph. I can't match your kind of brawn. I'm just not into all that bodybuilding and stuff. Bit shallow, isn't it?"
  • To Jessica: "Go, Jessica! You've got the ba-boom! Show the world how it's done, girl! ...Ahem."
  • To Dragonlord: "We can't let him win! Doesn't he want to take over the world!?"
  • To Patty: "Nothing keeps you down, does it, Patty? I thought you'd be lost without Erinn around to help you."

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Daisy: "Hey, Daisy! I've got a really quaint little shop here. It's right up your alley. Do you want to swap?"
  • To Princessa: "Er, excuse me, Princessa, but I've got something really, really important to ask you... Let's swap shops!"
  • To Alena: "Listen, Alena, I've got a shop here that's just perfect for you. Want to do a swap with me?"
  • To Jessica: "I want to swap a shop with you, Jessica. Are you game?"
  • To Patty: "What d'you think of this shop, Patty? I'd be willing to swap it with you if you want..."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Daisy: "You own this shop, don't you, Daisy? You could afford to glam it up a bit, I reckon. You are a princess, after all."
  • To Princessa: "I like this place, Princessa. Very quaint. Very you."
  • To Alena: "This place is charming. You know, like the prince? It's, er, very you, Alena."
  • To Jessica: "I know there's more to this shop than greets the eye. No shop of Jessica ‘ba-boom’ Albert's would be without an explosive surprise!"
  • To Patty: "That's the appeal of your shops, Patty. They don't cost a farm and an egg."
  • To player: "I love your shop, (player's name)! I hope it's always as cheap as chimps!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Princessa: "Ouch. Yup, this is a shop owned by a double princess alright! Classy prices for classy clients."
  • To Alena: "Phew! This shop's like one of your critical hits, Alena. It knocks you for sticks!"
  • To Jessica: "Yikes. The prices here are as swanky as you are, Jessica! Ba-boom!"
  • To Patty: "Uh-oh. Why do I get the feeling you're starting to take this game seriously now, Patty?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Daisy: "Ugh, no, your idea of money's just in a different league to mine, Daisy. We're like chalk and fleas in that respect."
  • To Princessa: "You don't want to get on the wrong side of you, eh? I bet Moonbrooke's a nice, quiet place with you in charge!"
  • To Alena: "No one ever said even your shops were boyish! ...It's a bit of a shock!"
  • To Jessica: "This is your dynamite personality blowing up in my face, eh, Jessica? Ba-ba-boom!"
  • To Patty: "I haven't upset you, have I, Patty? I don't remember doing anything to get your stoat..."
  • To player: "You, you haven't gone and scoffed a fygg while I wasn't looking, have you, (player's name)? Those things really mess with your head!"

Toad[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "Looks like you're about to win, Mario. You're the true hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
  • To Luigi: "Look at you go, Luigi! Make the Mushroom Kingdom proud!"
  • To Peach: "You shouldn't be walking around alone with all of that money, Princess Peach. May I escort you to the goal?"
  • To Yoshi: "This game has been a real challenge, Yoshi, but you came out on top! Get yourself to the bank!"
  • To Bowser: "Bowser is going to win? Oh, the humanity!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Looks like your primal instincts paid off, Donkey Kong. I think you're going to win this one!"
  • To Wario: "Is Wario really about to win? Or is he just pulling another one of his dirty tricks!?"
  • To Waluigi: "Waluigi! Please don't win yet! I'm having too much fun to stop playing now."
  • To Daisy: "Princess Daisy is in an all-out dash to the finish line! Better not get in her way!"
  • To Birdo: "Don't start celebrating, Birdo… You haven't reached the finish line yet!"
  • To Diddy Kong: "Looks like Donkey Kong got the brawn and Diddy Kong got the brains! Good for you, little guy!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: "It would be a travesty if Bowser Jr. won this game. Somebody stop him! Don't let him reach the bank!"
  • To Slime: "I underestimated you, Slime, and for that I apologize. Now go on and win this game!"
  • To Princessa: "Your accomplishments are an inspiration to us all, Princessa!"
  • To Kiryl: "We're all rooting for you, Kiryl! You've played a fine game."
  • To Yangus: "Nothing's getting between you and the goal, is it, Yangus? You've got that certain sparkle in your eyes!"
  • To Angelo: "I see you're close to winning, Angelo. Forgive me if I refuse to give up quite so easily!"
  • To Platypunk: "I know I should be jealous that you're close to winning, Platypunk. But I'm just so very proud of you!"
  • To Bianca: "Just a little farther, Bianca! We all know you can win this one!"
  • To Alena: "I'm in awe of your power, Alena! You've taught me a lot during the course of this game."
  • To Carver: "Carver is about to win! Who's going to help me stop him? I can't do it all by myself, people!"
  • To Jessica: "Please don't leave me behind, Jessica! I've been having so much fun playing with you today!"
  • To Dragonlord: "And so we finally witness the true power of the Dragonlord!"
  • To Stella: "Stella, could you do me a favor? I need to borrow a few thousand gold coins from you..."
  • To Patty: "What's the rush, Patty? The bank will be there tomorrow!"
  • To player: "You're not out of the woods yet, (player's name)! Don't let down your guard till you reach the bank!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Mario: "I have an offer that may be worth your while…"
  • To Luigi: "Pardon me, Your Highness... Would you do me the honor of exchanging shops with me?"
  • To Peach: "Pardon me, Your Highness… Would you do the honor of exchanging shops with me?"
  • To Yoshi: "I certainly like that shop of yours, Yoshi. Do you think we can work out a trade?"
  • To Bowser: "Urgh… I have no choice. Would you trade shops with me, pretty please?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "What a delightful little shop you have here, Mario! Don't ever raise the prices!"
  • To Luigi: "This is your shop, isn't it, Luigi? The low prices are much appreciated, especially in this economy!"
  • To Peach: "Your shop is as merciful as you are, Princess Peach. Thank you for keeping the prices so low!"
  • To Yoshi: "You seem to take good care of your customers, Yoshi. I'll definitely shop here again!"
  • To Bowser: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "This is a nice shop an all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom cap-roof!"
  • To Wario: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Wario's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
  • To Waluigi: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Waluigi's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
  • To Daisy: "You seem to take good care of your customers. I'll definitely shop here again!"
  • To Bowser Jr.: " Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser Jr.'s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
  • To Dragonlord: " Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Dragonlord's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!
  • To Peach: "Your shop is truly regal, Princess Peach! Well worth the price!"
  • To Bowser: "Ack! I feel like I've let the Mushroom Kingdom down by stopping at such an expensive shop."
  • To Donkey Kong: "Ouch! That's going to leave a dent in my wallet."
  • To player: "These prices are definitely outside of my budget! But I suppose that's all right. After all, it's (player's name)'s shop."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Peach: "Don't I get a loyal-servant discount, Princess Peach?"
  • To player: "You mustn't blame youself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"

Waluigi[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Luigi: "Hah! You really think you can beat me, Luigi? Keep dreaming, buddy! I'm gonna find a way to stop you!"
  • To Wario: "You think you're such hot stuff, don't you, Wario? Well, you're NOT! So THERE!"
  • To others: "I'm not just going to roll over and let you win without a fight, (1st place player's name)!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Luigi: "Let's put our feelings aside to swap shops, Luigi. Then we can go back to despising each other!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Luigi: "I should've known this pathetic little shop belonged to Luigi. They've both got that desperate look!"
  • To Wario: "Excellent work, Wario! Keep building cheap shops like this, and no one will see you coming!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Luigi: "Nyahhh! Luigi, I don't remember giving you permission to build a shop this big!"
  • To Wario: "Drat! You're nothing but a traitor, Wario!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Luigi: "You've won this round, Luigi... But I'm gonna come out on top! Just you wait!"
  • To Wario: "AHH! Our friendship is officially OVER!"
  • To player: "Grrr! So it's funny to watch ol' Waluigi get all steamed up, eh, (player's name)? Enjoy it while you can!"

Wario[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "Wario's taking first place today! Anyone who gets in my way is gonna home limping!"
  • To Bowser: "Try not to trip on your way to the bank, Bowser. You'd look pretty dumb stuck on your back with your arms and legs flailing!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Throw the game, and I'll give you this special banana! C'mon-don't you trust me?"
  • To Waluigi: "C'mon, beanpole! Let's work together! Gimme half your money, and I won't sit on you!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Mario: "Normally, I wouldn't swap shops with Mario if he was the last plumber in the universe. But you gotta do what you gotta do to WIN!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Nyah hah hah! This shop's just as puny as you are, Mario!"
  • To Bowser: "You sure act tough, Bowser. But your pathetic little shop speaks for itself! Nyah hah hah!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "What gives, Mario? After all the nice things I've done for you... Well, no more Mr. Nice Wario!!"
  • To Bowser: "You're getting too greedy for your own good, Bowser. I can smell your desperation a mile away!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "I'd rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than give it to Mario...but I gotta do it!"
  • To Luigi: "Luigi! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I'll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"
  • To Peach: "You're robbing me blind, Peach! How about I just give you a kiss and we'll call it even?"
  • To Bowser: "No one's impressed with your overpriced shop, Bowser. Stop trying so hard!"
  • To Toad: "I'm gonna make mushroom stew out of you, Toad!"
  • To Donkey Kong: "That's it, Donkey Kong! I'm selling you to the zoo!"
  • To male player: "GRR! Don't make me mad, little man. I'll send a Wario Waft your way!"
  • To female player: "GRR! Don't make me mad, little lady. I'll send a Wario Waft your way!"

Yangus[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Angelo: "I've gotta stop that flash numpty before 'e takes gold!"
  • To Jessica: "Oi oi! She's gonna get over the finish line before everyone else if we don't do nuffin'!"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Angelo: "Oi, fancy-boy! Wanna do a swap?"
  • To Jessica: "Oi! Wanna swap shops wiv me?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To Angelo: "Ain't exactly the kind o' shop I was expectin' from a flash geezer like you!"
  • To Jessica: "I thought, you know, seein' as 'ow you like to flaunt yer dosh, you'd 'ave a bit more on offer in 'ere, lady!"
  • To Patty: "Wot, is this all you got, Patty? Talk about a let-down."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

  • To Angelo: "Hmph! You don't look like you got no muscle, but you don't 'alf know 'ow to pack a punch, flashy!"
  • To Jessica: "Blimey, that was a slap to the face, that was!"
  • To Patty: "Wot!? This is just a loan, alright? I'll be 'avin' me dosh back off ya soon enough!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Angelo: "You little - Your flashy looks ain't gonna 'elp ya when I come after ya, mate!"
  • To Jessica: "Noooo! She's got it in for me! I'm gonna be broke!"
  • To Patty: "You wot!? These prices ain't cheap, are they? ...Phew! You're a scary woman, Patty."
  • To male player: "That's a low blow, (player's name)! I ain't gonna let this one go, ya know!"
  • To female player: "Yer on me blacklist now, (player's name)! And you really don't wanna be on that, believe me!"

Yoshi[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

  • To Mario: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Great job, Mario! I always knew you were a winner!)"
  • To Luigi: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're really on the ball today, Luigi!)"
  • To Peach: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're the smartest princess I know, Princess Peach! You played great today!)"
  • To Bowser: "Yo Yo! Yoshi! (Uh-oh! We can't let Bowser win!)"
  • To Toad: "Yoshi Yoshi! (Looks like Toad is our hero for the day!)"
  • To Donkey Kong: "Yoshi! ...Yoshi? (You'll be able to afford a lifetime of bananas now, Donkey Kong! ...Can I have one?)"
  • To Wario: "Yoshi Yoshi! (Wario's one tough cookie, 'specially when it comes to money!)"
  • To Waluigi: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Waluigi! Use those long, skinny legs of yours to hop on over to the bank!)"
  • To Daisy: "Yoshi? Yoshi? (Why are you in such a hurry, Princess Daisy? Don't you want to keep playing?)"
  • To Birdo: "Yoshi Yoshi! (You're always full of surprises, Birdo!)"

Swapping shops[edit]

  • To Mario: "Yoshi! (Let's make a deal, Mario!)"
  • To player: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Do you want to trade shops with me, (player's name)?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

  • To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (player's name)...)"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

  • To Mario: "Yoshi... Yoshi. YOSHI! (Mario... I thought we were friends. BEST friends!)"
  • To player: "Yoshi Yoshi. (I came to your shop and all I got was an empty wallet, (player's name).)"