List of Mario Party Advance quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Party Advance, listed alphabetically by character.

Akiki

• "Eek eek eeeeek! This is serious!"
• "Oh, hey! I'm Akiki! Anyway, I need help!"
• "OK, OK, so here's the deal. You listening?"
• "...Who are you?"
• "Yeah? Well, listen up, little mushroom man!"
• "Whatever! Anyway, this is my uncle's house."
• "His name is Ukiki. He's king of the jungle!"
• "Well, mayor, really. When I came to visit, he was gone! I found a letter on the floor!"
• "Eek eeek! I knew it!"
• "Oh, Uncle... Where is my uncle!?"
• "Eek! And thank you!"

Amp

• "There's a lot of buzz about this game room."
• "I hear you can win a ton here! Shocking!"
• "But listen, I really need some help here."
• "You're going to help me? That's great."
• "See, I've just been playing games here."
• "The thing is, I just keep losing. Really."
• "If you could win once, my luck might change."
• "You sound really amped up about this!"
• "Just play this game until you beat it."
• "If you can pull it off, you can keep the game."
• "Not a bad deal, right?"
• "Great! Beat this game, and I'm ohm free!"
• "Hey, you won! My luck's finally gonna change!"
• "Here, you get to keep this mini-game."
• "And you've helped me out of my bad streak!"
• "One good thing after another, eh?"
• "Say, you're not...the Game Mage, are you?"
• "Hm. Maybe not. Forget I said anything."

Big Bob-omb

• "Hey, how did you find me down here!?"
• "My name's Big Bob-omb. Howyadoin'?"
• "So now that you're here, whaddaya want?"
• "Well, just relax. I'm not goin' anywhere!"
• "That fiery look in your eyes takes me back."
• "Hey, I know! You wanna play the Dice game?"
• "If you beat me, you can have a Gaddget!"
• "How about it? You wanna play, or what?"
• "Haw haw! I like you, kid! You're honest!"
• "You win if you get the higher number 3 times."
• "All right! Let's roll!"
• "Let's begin."
• "I won't go easy on you!"
• "I haven't even started yet!"
• "Just one more roll..."
• "Haw! Mine's bigger!"
• "One more roll, and I win! Haw!"
• "Wouldja look at that! I'll roll once more."
• "Haw haw! I win!"
• "Haw haw! You're not bad, kid!"
• "Haw haw haw! I lost! That's incredible!"
• "You're something else, kid! Great job!"
• "Like I said, here's a Gaddget!"
• "With someone like you in our gang, that Bowser wouldn't act so tough!"
• "See, this Bowser guy showed up recently."
• "He's been making a real mess in town."
• "Sorry. Crankings comes with old age."
• "Stop by anytime. I'll be hanging out there."

Blooper

Blooper Battle

• "Chaaaarge! I'm Blooper!"
• "Duelists are people who battle in Duel games."
• "I'm training to become a duelist myself!"
• "Want to help me train with a quick duel?"
• "Oh, bummer. Back to solo training for me!"
• "...I'm so alone... No one to train with."
• "Thanks! It's so lonely training solo..."
• "Let's start the duel! Chaaaarge!"
• "Man! I'm so nervous..."
• "Oh, you're so confident! Brrr..."
• "I'm trembling with anticipation!"
• "I'm not scared. ...Brrrrr."
• "Win the Duel, and I'll give you a game!"
• "Here we go! Time to put my training to work!"
• "...I wasn't committed enough. I lost..."
• "But I have to fulfill my promise."
• "You're an amazing duelist, you know?"
• "Have you heard about Duel Tower?"
• "That's where all the best duelists train."
• "Come back and duel me again! I'll be better!"

Sploosh!

• "...Hey, what's this!? I heard what you said."
• "You're not saying I did it, are you??"
• "Why would you even say something like that!?"
• "Well, you just grab something and tug!"
• "...Oops."
• "... ... ...Oh, my."
• "I'm sorry! I didn't want to hurt you!"
• "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
• "It'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever..."
• "...Ever, ever, ever, ever happen again!"
• "Thank you! Thank you!"

Bob-omb

• "...Yo! I'm Bob-omb! Nice to meet ya!!"
• "What? You want to talk to me?"
• "How's about I tell you about my friends?"
• "I hang with the Bob-omb crowd."
• "We look out for our little town."
• "Do you know our password?"
• "If you do, I'll give you a Gaddget!"
• "You know it, right? Don't lie to me!"
• "Don't snap at me now! No Gaddget for you!"
• "..."
• "Hey, now! Don't give me that sad little face!"
• "All right, all right. I can't just tell you, but go to Junk, the item shop."
• "Buy a Bob-omb Figure to learn the password."
• "Now, get going! I'll be right here!"
• "Oh, I see you went to the shop!"
• "So? How about it?"
• "Do you know the correct password?"
• "That's it! You got the password right!"
• "Well, like I promised, here's a Gaddget!"
• "Now you're one of us Bob-ombs!"
• "Now I'll share some info with you..."
• "It's about our boss. He's hiding in town."
• "I think he's in a basement somewhere."
• "Pick the very lowest floor you can."
• "It looks blank, but it takes you down into the basement! Go see the boss man!"
• "Later, man!"

Bob-omba

• "I'm Bob-omba. Nice to meetcha!"
• "Listen, I've a favor to ask..."
• "Thanks! It's no biggie, but I'm after a gift."
• "I'm after a flower. A healthy, pretty flower..."
• "Could you go get a flower for me?"
• "Aw, thanks, honey! You're so sweet!"
• "Now, I want a healthy, pretty flower."
• "I bet you'll find one in the desert."
• "Bring me one and I'll give you a Gaddget."
• "...Thanks again for helping."
• "How'd it go? Did you find me a flower?"
• "Wow, not bad! This is just what I wanted!"
• "It's pretty, healthy, cute and deadly!"
• "Thanks! Why don't you take this Gaddget."
• "Let me tell you a secret about Bob-ombs."
• "They're the protectors of this town."
• "The Bob-omb boss hides somewhere in the town."
• "He's in a secret room in Mushroom Condo."
• "He's a great guy. You should track him down!"

Boo

• "Ee hee hee! It's ghastly news!"
• "Solve the crime to get a Gaddget!"
• "Here, let me tell you what happened..."
• "...Who are you?"
• ".........Tsk!"
• "Ee hee hee! We could use your help too!"
• "Our precious golden Boo statue is gone!"
• "We keep it hidden in this cemetery."
• "At least, we used to. It's gone missing!"
• "Eee!!! You have to find it! Find our statue!"
• "It's a symbol of our true-Boo friendship!"
• "That's right! We three Boos are best--"
• "Wait... Three Boos!?!"
• "!!!"
• "One, two, three... There are four of us!"
• "When did we pick up a fourth?"
• "...OK then, so who's the faker?"
• "What? Huh?"
• "It wasn't me!"
• "...Tsk!"
• "..."
• "Find who did this!"
• "Ee hee hee! Thanks for helping a Boo out!"
• "You were great! Thanks for helping us..."
• "As a reward, you can have this Gaddget!"
• "A bunch of junk fell from the sky!"
• "I found this just sitting on the ground."
• "If you collect all these things, maybe you can get Party World back to normal."

Bowser

Opening

• "Paaaarty!"
• "Don't even think of starting without me!"
• "...Taste my power!"
• "I call it the Bowser Rampage! Feel it!"
• "Say good-bye to your games and Gaddgets!"
• "Well, looks like I'm headed there, too!"

Yellow Space

• "Gwa ha ha! This'll be a real BLAST!"
• "You're in for a whole LAVA trouble!"
• "Later, worm!"
• "Gwa ha ha! Show time! Good job, Koopa Kid!"
• "I'll take one of your precious mushrooms!"
• "Just like that. Gwa ha ha ha!"
• "See you later! Hee hee hee!"

Pipe House

• "Gwahahaha! I knew you'd show up, (character)!"
• "So you complete a quest, eh?"
• "You've got a long way to go!"
• "I've got 10 Gaddgets, and you'll have to do my bidding to get 'em!"
• "Gwaha! You should just give up now!"
• "That's big talk from someone so puny!"
• "I still have 10 Gaddgets!"
• "Complete quests for a chance to earn them!"
• "You have to do 2 more quests!"
• "Then you'll have a shot at getting one."
• "See you later, weakling!"
• "So you completed 3 quests, eh?"
• "Now you get to challenge me!"
• "GWAHAHAHAH!"
• "My quest in an the end of the pipe!"
• "We're going to battle in a sports game!"
• "Come to Bowser Pipe House!"
• "Hurry to the pipe if you want a Gaddget!"
• "Wha--? You don't know where it is?"
• "It's in the middle of Shroom City!"
• "I'll let you get into the next pipe if you complete 7 more quests! See you later!"
• "ARG! You completed 10 quests?"
• "Fine. I'll let you hop into the next pipe."
• "GWARRRRRHARRRRR!"
• "This time, it's a joke quest. Make me laugh!"
• "Complete 5 more quests for the next pipe."
• "See you later, worm!"
• "NOOO! You're done with 15 quests!?"
• "OK. I'll let you hop into the next pipe."
• "It's BOWSER TIME!"
• "My next quest is at the end of this pipe."
• "It's a logic test this time!"
• "Beat 5 more quests to enter the next pipe."
• "See you then, worm!"
• "WHA--? You already finished 20 quests?"
• "Fine. I'll let you into the next pipe!"
• "BOWSER!!!!"
• "It's a romantic quest this time. GWAHA!"
• "Finish 5 more quests to open the next pipe."
• "See you then! GWAHA!"
• "You've done 25 quests! You're halfway there!"
• "FINE! I'll let you into the next pipe!"
• "You'll have to battle the Bowser Gang boss!"
• "Finish this quest to get 2 Gaddgets!"
• "That's right! Two of them! Have fun!"
• "WHAT?! You already finished 30 quests?"
• "GWARRHARRDYHARRR!"
• "This quest is about my favorite cartoon!"
• "See you then, wormy!"
• "You've finished 35 quests? BAH!"
• "OK, into the pipe with you!"
• "It's a game of chance this time! GWAHA!"

Bullet Bill

A Speeding Bill

• "Hey, stay outta my way! I'm trainin'!"
• "Or do you have a bone to pick with me?"
• "Don't you know who I am? I'm Bullet Bill!"
• "An' I'm the fastest sprinter around!"
• "Why, I've got more'n a hundred medals!"
• "So don't you just come up and jabber away at me!"
• "You've gotta earn the right to talk to me!"
• "Are you saying you can outrace me?"
• "We'll just see about that, won't we?"
• "An' if you win, I'll give you a Gaddget!"
• "Tap the A Button repeatedly to run!"
• "Now, I'll tell you when to start. Sound fair?"
• "Ready... Set... Go!!!"
• "Hmm... Not bad."
• "Hm. I lost."
• "No... No way! But...I'm the world champ!"
• "... ... ..."
• "Maybe I got a bit carried away, huh?"
• "My ego almost got the best of me..."
• "Thanks! Here, take this Gaddget!"
• "Well, you beat me fair and square."
• "Thanks! I'm gonna take my ego down a notch."

Kamek Krew Live!

• "Hey, stay outta my way! I'm trainin'!"
• "Don't you know who I am? I'm Bullet Bill!"
• "...Hm? What? You got somethin' to say?"
• "Oh, I get it! You want to use my stadium?"
• "Hmph! Who'd want to rent out this place?"
• "What!? Are you kiddin' me? The Kamek Krew!?"
• "I'm a huge fan! I've got all their albums!"
• "They can play here! Free of charge, even!"
• "I'll make all the arrangements."
• "And...wouldja tell 'em I said howdy?"

Chain Chomp

• "Rarr! Rowf rowf rowf! (I'm Chain Chomp!)"
• "Bow wow wow! Rarrf! (I love Duel games!)"
• "Arf! (Want to duel me?)"
• "Arf arf raft! (Oh, boy!)"
• "Bow wow wow! (Are you all set?)"
• "Arf! Bowwow... (If you beat me...)"
• "...Arf! Arf! (...you get a game!)"
• "Arf! Arf! Arf... (Fat chance!)"
• "Bowwow! Arf! (I'm the top dog!)"
• "Arrrf! Arf! (I won!!)"
• "... ... Arf! (I'm a good boy!)"
• "Arrrf! Arrrf... (And that means...)"
• "Arr arr arr! (...no game for you!)"
• "Arrrf arf arf arf! (For a rematch...)"
• "Rarrf arf! (...start over again!)"
• "Arrf! Arrf! Arrf! (See you around!)"
• "Bowwow! Arf! Arrrf! (You beat me!?)"
• "Arf!? (And I lost!?)"
• "Bowwow rarf arf... (Like I said...)"
• "Arf! Arf! Arf! (...my game is yours!)"
• "Rarrf arf arrrr! (That was tough!)"
• "Arf arrrrrrf! (Are you top dog?)"
• "Arrrf! Arrrf! Arf! (Let's rematch soon!)"

Cheep Cheep

• "No point in trying, but I'll do my best."
• "Tap the A Button repeatedly to swim!"
• "Ready... Go!"
• "I... won!? No way! I... I can't believe it!"
• "I did it, Coach! I won! I won!"
• "Woo! Yeah!"
• "Oh, I can't wait!"

Coach

• "I'm Cheep Cheep's swimming coach."
• "Can you spare an ear for a sad man?"
• "Oh, thanks! I'll tell you all about it."
• "The swim meet is coming up in no time at all, but Cheep Cheep's just not focused..."
• "I think he's lacking the confidence."
• "Do you think you could give him some help?"
• "Thank you, thank you! I'll supply a reward!"
• "OK, I want you to race against Cheep Cheep, but you have to lose. And here's the thing: You have to make your loss look natural!"
• "Well, duh! You're the greatest swimmer ever!"
• "Enough wasting time! Back to practice!"
• "Thank you! He seems so much more confident!"
• "I'm sure he'll do fine in the competition."
• "Here, in thanks, take this Gaddget."
• "Thanks for everything. I'll training hard!"
• "Go for the gold! Am I going overboard?"

Dolphin

• "Oh... Hi. I'm Dolphin."
• "Do you think you could lend me an ear?"
• "See, I'm a stand-up comedian... Or would it be, but I can't get any gigs."
• "It's because nobody laughs at my jokes."
• "I've got no confidence. That's my sob story."
• "Would you...listen to my routine for me?"
• "...Hey, thanks."
• "If I can just make you laugh, I'll be happy."
• "Press the A Button to laugh at punch lines."
• "If you just laugh all the times, well... Let's just say that I won't feel better."
• "If you laugh well, I'll give you a Gaddget."
• "Please, won't you just laugh at my jokes!"
• "Hello, ladies and germs! Enjoy the show!"
• "So, I bought myself the latest portable phone."
• "Right off the bat, the thing goes out on me!"
• "So I went back to the dealer and complained."
• "And so the dealer, he says to me..."
• "Sir, this phone is a precision instrument. You should never, EVER take it outside!"
• "...Yeah! Woo, Dolphin!"
• "I don't look it, but I was a great student."
• "Anyway, there was this girl crying in class..."
• "She said "Boo-hoo! My eyes are so bad... that I can't read the chalkboard!""
• "I read the questions to her, and she cried... "Forget the questions! Give me the answers!""
• "Woo, Dolphin! Go, Dolphin!"
• "You've been a great audience! Thank you!"
• "You laughed! And you sounded sincere!"
• "...I'm a genius! I'm a comic genius!"
• "I'm brimming with confidence! Hooray!"
• "I feel like my old self again!"
• "Here's the Gaddget!"
• "Close the curtain, 'cuz this is OVER!"
• "I've got myself a gig, so I'll see you later."

Dorrie

• "My name's Dorrie, and I'm so lonely..."
• "I want a friend, one who can understand me."
• "One who knows what it's like being a dinosaur."
• "Are you a dinosaur? You look like one to me."
• "My name's Dorrie, and I'm so lonely..."
• "Please tell me you'll be my friend!"
• "Oh, really? My first friend! Hooray!"
• "I thought I was the only dinosaur around!"
• "Here, as a token of our friendship, have this!"
• "I'm glad! You're happy with it!"
• "But don't forget, we're friends forever!"

Flutter

Hearts A-Flutter

• "Sigh... Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Flutter."
• "I've just been feeling a little blue lately."
• "Oh, that's so sweet of you to listen!"
• "My problem is that I'm in love..."
• "But there's more... I'm so embarrassed!"
• "It's...an unrequited love! When I see him, I get butterflies in my stomach! I'm so shy!"
• "Would you mind telling this guy how I feel?"
• "If you do it, I'll give you a Gaddget!"
• "Aw, you'd do that for me? I'm so happy!"
• "I'm afraid I don't even know his name."
• "But nobody's got eyes as big as his..."
• "See, I love guys with big, deep blue eyes."
• "Go find the guy with the big, blue eye!"
• "Oh, you've come back! Did you talk to him?"
• "My heart's fluttering! You have to tell me!"
• "Did my confession of love go over well?"
• "Oh... Is that what he said?"
• "His heart belongs to another?"
• "I had a feeling, but... it's still a shock."
• "Thanks for trying. I want you to have this."
• "Please let me alone for a while. Thanks."

Blossom of My Heart

• "...Yes? I'm Flutter. You want to talk?"
• "What is it? What are you talking about?"
• "Petal Guy? Who's he? What does he want?"
• "...Who's this guy?"
• "Listen to your what? You're my WHAT!?"
• "... ... ..."
• "... ... ... ..."
• "Uh... Oh, look at the time! I've gotta jet!"

Fly Guy

• "...Oh, yeah. The UFO... Sure, sure."
• "Here, I'll...summon...the UFO right now!"
• "Sure. Want to call it with me?"
• "Just follow my lead and press the buttons."
• "If...you don't mind."
• "Just follow my lead."
• "Let's begin."
• "Good, good..."
• "There you go..."
• "We did it! The UFO saw our signal!"
• "You did it, (character)! Good work..."
• "I'm going to give you this special Gaddget!"
• "OK...see...you...later."

Goomba

• "Howdy! I'm Goomba! Here's the scoop!"
• "All these things fell from the sky!"
• "Everyone got a mini-game or Gaddget!"
• "If you help folks out... They'll give you mini-games and Gaddgets!"
• "Would you help me out?"
• "My quest is easy! It's just a tiny errand."
• "Go to the train station and get me a ticket!"
• "Will you do it?"
• "Great, thanks!"
• "Listen, the station is to the left of here."
• "All you have to do is get me a ticket!"
• "Oh, my ticket!"
• "As a reward, you can have a Gaddget!"
• "That's how to get mini-games and Gaddgets!"
• "So now you're gonna get 'em all, huh?"
• "I'm just sad I can't help you out..."
• "Good luck! I'll be seeing you!"

Goombetty

• "Hello."
• "I just dropped in to see you, Goombob!"
• "Say, what's this? It's so beautiful!"
• "Really? It's so pretty... Thank you!"
• "...On a date? I don't know, it's so sudden!"
• "... ... ... ..."
• "... ...Yeah, OK!"
• "Oh! I'm so nervous, but...so happy, too!"

Goombob

Accessorize!

• "I...am Goombob. Nice to meet you."
• "...Would you do me a little favor?"
• "I need your help to find something."
• "I'm looking for a lovely seashell."
• "It's not for me. It's a gift for...someone."
• "You need to know who it's for?"
• "It's, er, for a cute girl named Goombetty."
• "If I give her a gift, she might like me."
• "Would you do it for a reward?"
• "Thank you! I am forever in your debt!"
• "I'm counting on you. Find me a seashell."
• "You'd do well to look on a beach somewhere."
• "Ah, you've returned! So tell me, did you find me a seashell?"
• "Oh! Look at it! This is the one! Beautiful!"
• "Oh, Goombetty!"
• "It's a seashell. It's a present for you..."
• "A-And if it's OK, could we maybe...go out?"
• "Oh, please! I really like you, and..."
• "Woo-hoo!! Woopity-doo!!!"
• "Yeeeeehaaaa!!!!"
• "Here, I want you to take this Gaddget."
• "Thanks for everything. See you later!"

Probably a Robbery?

• "I...am Goombob. What can I do for you?"
• "About the roberry? I don't know anything!"
• "It was black as night in there! Truly!"
• "When it went dark, I heard the safe open."
• "But that's all I know! And I didn't do it!"

Hammer Bro

• "What? Can't you see I'm training here?"
• "What brings you to the Hammer Camp?"
• "Every day, we work to improve our throws."
• "Hammers are my life! I'm a hammer champ!"
• "So, anyway, what did you want again?"
• "Ha! Sure, why not! Let's have a match!"
• "It's real easy to throw the hammer... Just press the A and B buttons really fast!"
• "We'll do it together. You'll see, it's fun!"
• "Let's begin."
• "Just start swingin'!"
• "OK, go!"
• "Nnnnnnnnnnnggg!"
• "Well, dang! I lost!"
• "Hey hey! You beat me! Not too shabby!"
• "Here, let me give you a trophy Gaddget."
• "You've got some real talent, my friend."
• "See you later! I'm gonna train more."

Hoot

• "This Jungle Game Hut is one wild place!"
• "My name is Hoot, and I'm in need some help."
• "I thought I'd be stuck here forever!"
• "I've been playing games for a while...but I've been on an awful losing streak!"
• "My debt's so heavy I can't even fly!"
• "Beat the game for me, so I can fly again!"
• "OK, so all you need to do is play this game."
• "Beat it to get a mini-game."
• "If you don't, the I'll never get out of here!"
• "Give it your best. I'm counting on you!"
• "Hoo hoot! You did it! I feel so much lighter!"
• "And you were so fast! You made my head spin!"
• "Thank you. The mini-game is all yours."
• "This mini-game fell from the sky."
• "Everyone in Shroom City must have gotten one."
• "Are you going to get them all?"
• "Well, good luck! You've got serious ambition!"

Hulu

• "Hm? What is it? Do you want to dance?"
• "This is the only dance school in this jungle!"
• "I'm Hulu, the dance instructor. Hi!"
• "Say, do you have any dance experience?"
• "Really? You must be a natural, then!"
• "Let's dance! I'll see if I can keep up!"
• "Just press the buttons I show you, OK?"
• "Are you ready? Then...let's dance!"
• "Can you keep up?"
• "Here we go!"
• "Ha!"
• "Ho!"
• "Ya!"
• "Oh, that was fun!"
• "Wow! What timing! What incredible grace!"
• "You did so well! Here, have this Gaddget!"
• "You should be a dancer! I'm serious!"
• "Come back anytime!"

Kamek

• "Hm... I didn't expect anyone out here..."
• "Welcome to the Pyramid, an ancient game hall."
• "Me? Why, I'm Kamek, the Game Mage!"
• "You must be talented to come here, but..."
• "Now you've got to play this coin game!"
• "If you beat it, I shall call you "master.""
• "I'll also let you keep the game, by the way."
• "I know you want it!"
• "Now, let's see how good a gamer you are!"
• "Truly, you are a master gamer! Fantastic!"
• "You deserve the title of game king!"
• "I gave Bowser that title long ago... But he lost control and ran wild in our halls."
• "He was not worthy of the title."
• "He needs to be taught a lesson in gaming."
• "But regardless, you're a master now!"
• "Keep on gaming, but never become arrogant!"

Klepto

• "What are you here for? For-For me?"
• "I am Klepto, protector of treasures galore!"
• "So, you guys hunt for...for treasure?"
• "Could this be what you're looking f-for?"
• "It's got a lock. That's what the code's for!"
• "Now, for-for-for... for you to solve it!"
• "For-For-For... For you to open the lock, you must enter the 4-digit number!"
• "The hint is...also my favorite word."
• "Can't you guess? That's what your brain's for!"
• "...What fo-fo-fo-for?"
• "Well done! You guessed the secret code!"
• "This is the treasure you've worked for."
• "Impressive work! You showed me what-for!"
• "It's no treasure, but take this Gaddget!"
• "Good-bye for now!"

Koopa

• "G-good heavens! I've been robbed!"
• "Please, won't you help a Koopa out?"
• "Yes! I'll give you a Gaddget if you do it!"
• "I called the police, but they never came."
• "What took you so long? I called ages ago!"
• "Forget about it! Just find the thief!"
• "And please, get my bank's coins back!"
• "Oh, yeah. Well, the power went out..."
• "Yeah, and when they came back on... all the coins in the safe were gone!"
• "Yes, three people... Goombob, Paratroopa, and Mr. I."
• "What!? It was... a customer!?"
• "No, I would have seen the light if if had."
• "They left after the power came back on."
• "Oh, you're back!!"
• "Have you figured out who did it?"
• "What!? Paratroopa? No! He's my cousin!"
• "He...lied?"
• "...Oh!!"
• "...Detective, could you let Paratroopa go?"
• "He's always been a prankster!"
• "He didn't mean it."
• "I a-appreciate it."
• "Take this Gaddget as a reward!"
• "Thanks! You were a big help!"

Koopa Kid

Opening

• "Yeah, let's rock!"
• "Nobody parties without us! Nobody!"
• "Ha! Bowser blew them all to Shroom City!"
• "Wait up, Mister Bowser, sir!"
• "This loser won't dare come to Shroom City!"
• "I'm outta here!"

Yellow Space

• "Ta-dah! It's me! Koopa Kid! Hooray for me!"
• "Imagine, running into you here! You know..."
• "Bad things happen when you run into me!"
• "Let's see... What bad thing should I do?"
• "You again! You've got miserable luck, huh!?"
• "What should I do to you this time..."
• "Warp time! I'm gonna send you flying!"
• "Or rather, Bowser will! Mister Bowser sir!"
• "Rochambeau! Let's play rock-paper-scissors!"
• "If you win, I won't do a thing to you!"
• "Oh, but if you lose... Heh... OK, here we go!"
• "Rock, paper, scissors, go!"
• "Rock!"
• "Paper!"
• "Scissors!"
• "Ha ha ha ha! I won!"
• "OK, Mr. Bowser, sir! I'm ready!"
• "Ugh... You... You got me!"
• "So... FRUSTRATING! I'll be back! I'll be back!"

Minigame Space

• "Koopa Kid here!"
• "If you win a mini-game... I'll give you 1 mushroom!"
• "If you don't win... I'll take 1 mushroom away!"
• "You're going to play... (minigame)!"
• "Good luck! Ha ha ha!"
• "...Huh!?"
• "You b-b-beat the mini-game?"
• "Dang! That's my mushroom."
• "...Fine. Take it!"
• "Aaargh! Don't think I'll forget this!"

True-Blue Boo

• "Eep! You spotted me!? Run away!!"

Lakitu

• "Hi... I'm Lakitu."
• "Would you mind doing me a favor?"
• "Thank you. I'm glad I asked."
• "I wanted to ask you about Toad Force V."
• "I'm a huge fan. I'm a little crazy for it."
• "I love the dialogue. I can quote every line!"
• "...Except for one! I forgot a line!"
• "It's the most famous line in episode 28!"
• "Do you know it? Could you tell me the line?"
• "I can't even begin to thank you!"
• "Now, please... You have to tell me that line!"
• "If you don't know, I'm sure someone does..."
• "Just find someone who's a fan and ask him!"
• "A HUGE fan lives in Mushroom Condo."
• "Remember, it's the big line from episode 28."
• "You're back! Thank goodness!"
• "So, what's the last line of episode 28?"
• "Oh, yeah! That's right! That's Jack's line!"
• ""I'm an iron 'shroom!" Man. That's hard-core."
• "Nothing can beat Toad Force V!!"
• "Thanks! Here, have a Gaddget!"
• "Thanks for the help!"
• "Toad Force V rocks! Want to watch it?"

Mechakoopa

• "... ...Bzt..."
• "Interesting... Zbrt!"
• "...Hmmm..."
• "...Ah, of course! Zzzzt!"
• "...Can I--bzt--help you?"
• "...Me? ...Zrt."
• "I'm Mechakoopa! I'm a mathematician."
• "In fact, I discovered Mechakoopa's Theorem!"
• "Can I, in theory, help you with something?"
• "Ah, an eager--zrch!--student, eh?"
• "I have--ZRBT!--three questions for you..."
• "If you answer them all correctly... Bzt... I'll give you a Gaddget."
• "Question 1: 10 plus what equals 1000?"
• "You are correct! On to question 2!"
• "Question 2: 10 times what equals 1000?"
• "Correct! Excell-ell-ell-ellent! Bzt!"
• "Question 3: 10 times what equals 0?"
• "...CORRECT!! A perfect score!!"
• "Excellent, excellent!"
• "...Brilliant, even! You deserve praise."
• "You're a genius! A prodigy!"
• "You've earned this Gaddget! Bzt!"
• "This Gaddget fell out of the sky..."
• "Everyone in Shroom City probably has one..."
• "Oh, you're collecting them, are you?"
• "That's great! Maybe you can fix this mess!"

Monty Mole

• "This game room is the best in town!"
• "You win more here than you can next door."
• "But enough about that. I need your help!"
• "Great! You're such a down-to-earth person!"
• "I've been playing games here for a bit."
• "The thing is, I'm in a terrible slump!"
• "Think you can beat this game and end my slump?"
• "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!"
• "Here's what I want you to do. Play this game."
• "If you can beat it, you can keep it."
• "Eh? Do you want the mini-game?"
• "Go to it! And have fun, you dig?"
• "Hooray! You won for me! My slump is over!"
• "You get to keep this mini-game!"
• "You're collecting them, right? OK."
• "I have tears of joy going on here!"
• "You might even outgame the Game Mage!"

Mouser

Duel Tower, 1F

• "Ah, you've made it to Duel Tower, I see."
• "I am Mouser. I've watching you."
• "This tower is a testing ground for duelists."
• "Do you know the duelist greeting?"
• "That's it! The sound of a battle cry!"
• "You may begin your training! Chaaaarge!"
• "There are 3 levels in this tower."
• "On each, a fierce duelist waits."
• "If you can beat each, your training is done."
• "Once you're done, you will know TRUE power."
• "We shall meet again."

Duel Tower, 2F

• "So, you've come. I knew you would make it."
• "You have the skills of a master duelist."
• "On this floor awaits another great duelist."
• "If you win this duel, come to the 3rd floor."
• "I'll be waiting there for your arrival."
• "We shall meet again."

Duel Tower, 3F

• "You've made it to the 3rd floor!"
• "I was right to have faith in you..."
• "All doubt has been erased from my mind!"
• "You've beaten skill and brute strength... but the duelist's mind is the most important!"
• "A true dueist has a strong mind."
• "You are ready for the final duel."
• "Your foe, whose mind is your match, is... me!"
• "The final battle begins! Chaaaarge!"
• "Ah, yes! A true warrior respects his opponent."
• "I expect no less from such a fine duelist!"
• "If you win, you may keep this Duel game."
• "It's the "mind." Be "forceful yet calm!""
• "Prepare yourself! My mind is strong!"
• "You won! Victory was in your mind all along!"
• "You have earned this Duel game."
• "It's the result of your talent and efforts."
• "You're mastered skill, strength, and mind."
• "Use that power for justice. Use it well."
• "Bowser is conspiring to conquer the world."
• "Only you can stop him! I'm counting on you!"

Mr. E

Hey, UFO!

• "I am Mr. E, seeker of mysteries!"
• "I delve into unknown secrets of the world!"
• "So, care to join me on a mystery?"
• "Mystery awaits!"
• "I hear a UFO lands on this very rooftop!"
• "Let's investigate!"
• "Pardon me, sir! I hear a UFO lands here..."
• "...Tell me, when does the UFO appear?"
• "What? You can do that? Now!? Incredible!"
• "Are you serious!? How could I resist?"
• "What if it's dangerous? Why don't you do it?"
• "That's right! Don't keep mystery waiting!"
• "U-U-U-UFO!!"
• "No mystery is too challenging for us!"

Treasure of Mystery!

• "I am Mr. E, seeker of mysteries!"
• "I heard of mysterious treasures here..."
• "Would you care to join my treasure hunt?"
• "Mystery awaits!"
• "Let's begin the treasure hunt!"
• "Pardon me, sir! Is there treasure here?"
• "You got it!"
• "Oh! Could it be!? Is it...the treasure!"
• "A code? A secret code? Or mystery!?"
• "I think I'll let my apprentice do it..."
• "That's the spirit! Mystery awaits!"
• "Open that treasure! Mystery awaits!"
• "This... This is... Oooooo..."
• "I guess so... But... If I take it, it won't be a mystery anymore!"
• "So, I've lost totally lost interest in it now."

Dino of Mystery!

• "I am Mr. E, seeker of mysteries!"
• "I hear a monster lurks within this lake!"
• "Yaa! Th-Th-There it is! Don't let it eat me!"

Mr. I

Love That Princess!

• "I say, you're... I mean, are you..."
• "Are you by any chance Princess Peach?"
• "Are you s-s-serious? Oh... Oh, oh, oh!"
• "I'm such a fan! I can't get over it..."
• "I'm actually SEEING you in person!"
• "You've so lovely! Have a Gaddget, please!"
• "Thanks for meeting me!"
• "I'll always treasure this chance meeting!"

Hearts A-Flutter

• "I see you want to tell me something. What?"
• "Oh... I see... She sent you to tell me that?"
• "Wow, I understand how she feels, but... I hardly know her, so it's a little weird."
• "Besides, I've got my eye on someone else."
• "It wouldn't be right to lead her on..."
• "Tell her I'm...sorry."
• "Don't make fun of me! Besides... I think I might need to get glasses..."
• "Wait, why am I telling you all this? Shoo!"

Probably a Robbery?

• "Yeah, I'm Mr. I. What do you want?"
• "What? Are you calling me a crook?"
• "I was in the bank, but I saw nothing..."
• "It was dark, so I just stayed where I was."
• "Oh, but I did hear some coins jingling..."
• "And that's all I've got to say to you, see?"
• "Well, I think I might need glasses..."
• "But that's none of your business!"

Mushbert

• "...Oh, hey, what's up? I'm Mushbert!"
• "Dude, Toad Force V rocks!"
• "What brings you here?"
• "Oh, yeah. Episode 28 is a CLASSIC."
• "That last line, it's a total killer."
• "I know it by heart. Jack saves the day... and says, all cool, "I'm an iron 'shroom.""
• "Every fan should commit that line to memory."

Narration

Pre-game

• "You have a current game in progress. Resume playing?"
• "If you start over, you'll lose your game. Start a new game?"

In-game

• "(location). Would you like to stop here?"
• "What floor do you want?"
• "You got the (gaddget)!"
• "You can save your progress and quit. Save and quit?"
• "Quit game now? You'll have to restart the quest in progress. Are you sure you want to quit the game?"

Kind Goomba

• "You got a ticket!"

Weeping Thwomp

• "It's a garbage can. Nothing special. There's some trash inside. Mostly paper."
• "This is the only door into the house. It's small... Smaller than Thwomp, even!"
• "It's a punching bag, for boxing practice. The ball moves when you hit it. It looks new!"
• "It's a sandbag, for karate practice. It's full of sand, and it looks heavy."
• "It's a small and messy stack of books. There's one called "How to Make Friends." Aw!"

Kamek Krew Live!

• "You got a live venue!"

Game Mage

• "There's an old sign here. It says... This mighty hammer can carry you far. Master the spin, and soar over pyramids."
• "Would you like to give the hammer a spin?"

Vending Machine

• "Vending machines!"
• "That's weird... They sell only coal!"
• "Would you like to buy some?"
• "...You bought coal!"

Sandy Beach

• "What a nice beach! And what lovely shells!"
• "Would you like to pick up a lovely seashell?"
• "You picked up a lovely seashell!"

Piranha Plant

• "Piranha Plants. They're healthy and pretty!"
• "Take a Piranha Plant?"
• "You got bit, but you got a Piranha Plant."

Results

• "You can play in Challenge Land's Game Room!"

Paratroopa

Find the Password

• "Welcome to Junk, the item superstore!"
• "What would you like?"
• "... ... ..."
• "You want this one, eh? You're one of us!"
• "I'm in the Bob-omb club too!"
• "Here, I'll prove it... Here's the password: ...'Baboom.'"
• "Got it? 'Baboom'! Don't forget it!"
• "Oh, so you're into Toad Force V too?"
• "Those toys are just flying off the shelf!"
• "Actually, we're out of stock right now."
• "Don't worry. I'm sure we'll get more soon."

Probably a Robbery?

• "Welcome to Junk, the item superstore!"
• "Oh, you're not here to shop? What is it?"
• "Oh, the whole incident shocked me! Honestly!"
• "I was so scared that I dropped to the floor!"
• "Oh, but I did see a gleam of coins!"
• "That's all I remember, though. Sorry!"
• "That's right! I stole the coins! I'm guilty!"
• "I just want to mess with him!"
• "It was just a joke. Sorry about that."
• "S-Sorry!"
• "Sorry, Detective! I'll get the coins now!"

Petal Guy

• "I long! I long! Oh, how I long!"
• "You there! I long for assistance!"
• "Oh! Thank you, thank you! I'm Petal Guy."
• "Cupid's arrow has struck me true!"
• "I've fallen in love, but I know not where my love lies! I've seen her once in town."
• "Find her, and I'll give you a Gaddget!"
• "Oh! Merci! Merci!"
• "Let me describe my dearest in detail!"
• "She is delicate, like a fragile butterfly!"
• "And full of life and color, like a flower!"
• "Look! She is like a butterfly, a blossom."
• "When you see her, give her my poem of love!"
• "Please, my dear! Hold on a moment!"
• "Oh! I made it! After you left... I went off to look for my beloved too!"
• "I am your destiny! Listen to my poem!"
• "Eyes like the ocean, Nose like a mountain, Mouth like the shining Sun, you are my Earth!"
• "And I, a lone spaceman, Crash into your love."
• "So, did you like it? Do you know how I feel?"
• "Did I...not convey my feelings to her?"
• "I will not give up! She will know my heart!"
• "My thanks go out to you. Here, have this."
• "See you later! Keep on sharing the love."

Pokey

• "Boing!"
• "Pardon me... I'm Pokey, guardian of this desert."
• "Now that you're here, you cannot leave."
• "You must...answer my Riddles of Mystery!"
• "If you can do it, I will give you a Gaddget."
• "So, will you challenge my riddles?"
• "Hmmm... You're a bold one, aren't you?"
• "I will give you a total of 3 riddles in all."
• "All you must do... is answer them!"
• "Here...is my first riddle!"
• "What golfs, parties, and rides on a kart?"
• "Impressive... Now, here is your second riddle."
• "What has spikes, fiery breath, and a temper?"
• "Correct again. Here's the last riddle."
• "What is green, but is related to red?"
• "Impressive. You've answered my riddles."
• "You are a master of the desert's riddles!"
• "Now, I will give you what I promised."
• "Now, journey on."
• "May a warm desert wind blow at your back."

Salvo

• "Chaaaarge!"
• "I'm Salvo, duelist extraordinaire!"
• "Let's have us a little battle!"
• "Don't underestimate me because I'm beefy!"
• "I've got skills you've never even heard of!"
• "If you beat me, you can have the Duel game."
• "Lose, and you get nothing!"
• "Let's begin!"
• "My skills were no match for your own!"
• "Time for you to head to the third floor."
• "You did it! And that means you can go on to level 3!"
• "There, the fiercest duelist awaits you!"

Shroomlock

True-Blue Boo

• "What's all this, then?"
• "I'm Shroomlock, from Toadland Yard."
• "I heard someone shouting just now!"
• "That's what I'm here for. What's happened?"
• "...Golden Boo statue?"
• "Hm... I suspect it was... STOLEN!"
• "Call it a hunch, but one of you did it!"
• "Whoever took the statue is a phony Boo!"
• "(character), would you help me find the fake?"
• "Great, great. Now, just look at the Boos..."
• "See how they move, and you'll spot the fake."
• "Hey, halt! Hooold it!! Well, I'm off!"

Weeping Thwomp

• "What's all this, then?"
• "I'm Shroomlock, from Toadland Yard!"
• "Did you call for the police?"
• "What? 40 coins!? That's enough for 2 stars!"
• "Tell me, how exactly did it happen?"
• "So, Thwomp, you were out when it happened?"
• "And your house was totally secured?"
• "Hm... Then how did the culprit get in?"
• "This is a tough case, but my hunch tells me that your house holds the clues to solve it!"
• "(character), would you mind looking for clues?"
• "Thanks. That'll be a great help."
• "See if you can find some kind of clue!"
• "Thanks for your work. Show me the clue that reveals the criminal!"
• "It's just as I thought. I agree completely."
• "Look at the door, and you have the answer!"
• "The culprit here... is you, Mr. Thwomp!"
• "You say you were robbed while you were out."
• "But how did you leave? Your door's too small!"
• "You can't fit through your own doorway!"
• "...Hoo, boy. Normally, I'd arrest him now..."
• "But...he was just sad. Sad and lonely..."
• "There's no need to lie. I'll be your friend."
• "I must be going. Crime waits for no man!"
• "We'll meet again!"

Probably a Robbery?

• "Sorry I'm late..."
• "The name's Shroomlock, from Toadland Yard."
• "Well, I got a flat, ran out of gas, and--"
• "First, you should tell me what happened..."
• "Ah, so the lights had gone out, too, eh?"
• "I see. Was anyone in the bank at the time?"
• "Call it a hunch, but one of them did it!"
• "Let me ask, did you see the door open at all?"
• "That means the criminal was already inside!"
• "Tell me, where are those three now?"
• "(character), would you go question the suspects!"
• "If I talk to them, I'll know who did it!"
• "I'd do it, but my car's a piece of junk."
• "Crooks always lie, so just find the liar!"
• "Go talk to Goombob, Paratroopa, and Mr. I."
• "Thanks for helping. So, what did they say?"
• "...Hm-hum. I see."
• "Ahhh, no. Not yet. But I'm very close..."
• "Please, tell me who you think the culprit is."
• "Hm... Yes, I'd come to the same conclusion."
• "Ah, well...he lied during questioning."
• "Yes, he said he saw the coins gleaming."
• "But...it was totally dark at the time!"
• "You see? He couldn't have seen a thing!"
• "Now you see. Paratroopa is the guilty party."
• "This time, he's gone a bit too far."
• "...Well, if Koopa insists, I suppose."
• "I should be off to the next crime scene."
• "Be seeing you."

Monkeynapping!?

• "What's all this, then?"
• "Oh, I'm Shroomlock, from Toadland Yard."
• "I was heading to lunch when I heard an eek!"
• "The name's Shroomlock!"
• "Let's see... "We have your uncle!" Hm..."
• "This looks like a case of...kidnapping!"
• "Why, this letter says where your uncle is!"
• "(character), would you help this little lady out?"
• "Great... I'd love to do it myself, but... I think I twisted my foot just now."
• "Here, read this letter, and find her uncle."
• "His location is hidden in a secret code."
• "I'll show you the letter right now."
• "bIg teAM cAT leaTHEr fLAKE?! blarmpot"
• "Go find him!"