List of WarioWare Gold quotes

This is a list of quotes pertaining to WarioWare Gold. With the notable exception of Wario's voice lines due to a new voice actor, many of these lines would be reused later in WarioWare: Move It!

5-Volt

Story

• "9-Volt is home soon! I'd better start on dinner."
• "Or not—this looks good."
• "Frying pan?"
• "Whaa—?"
• "Wow! R-Really?!"
• "YES!"
• "Uh, what?"
• "Who in the world thought THIS up?"
• "Maybe I will."
• "Who needs a break? I'm ready to go now!"
• "Ready to eat? Made hamburgers!"
• "One sec... Hrm! Problem solved!"
• "Grills are hot! Let's get cooking!"
• "We've got hot dogs!"
• "Did you bring something for us, Ashley?"
• "Cheer up kiddo! I brought something else I know you'll really like."
• "Then it's settled! Let's all meet up again tomorrow."
• "Oh, quit faking. You'll be fine."

In-game

Winning a microgame

• "Yes!"
• "Great job!"
• "That's it!"
• "Well done!"
• "You're a star!"
• "Doing great!"
• "Don't give up!"
• "Perfect!"
• "Keep it up!"
• "Wow!"
• "Gold star!"
• "No sweat!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
• "Stay strong!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "That's the way!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "You made it!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
• "Close one!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

• "Oh, my."
• "That's too bad..."
• "It's okay."
• "Oh, well."
• "Did your hand slip?"
• "Careful, now!" - Last life
• "No more mistakes!" - Last life
• "Can I help?" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
• "Pay attention, now!" - Idling
• "You fell for that one." - Falling for a trick

Intermission

• "Do your best!" - Start/Restart
• "Mind your manners!" - Start/Restart
• "Let's do this!" - Start/Restart
• "Move it!" - Speed up
• "Hurry up!" - Speed up
• "Good luck!" - Boss microgame
• "It's now or never!" - Boss microgame with only one life
• "Look at that!" - 1-Up
• "What a boost!" - 1-Up after only one life
• "Here's your reward!" - Bonus
• "This won't be easy!" - Level up
• "That's a shame." - Game over
• "Just couldn't cut it..." - Game over
• "That's the spirit!" - Continuing
• "You're reaching new heights!" - New high score
• "You're so talented!" - Scoring above Mission requirement
• "Great effort!" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
• "Feeling good!" - Story complete
• "Congratulations!" - Outro
• "We're due for a break." - Quit

Cards

A-rank

• "Call me 5-Volt. Is it past your bedtime?"
• "Fronk!"
• "Phew!"
• "Daa-da daaaaa!"
• "Eheheheheh!"
• "Thank you very much!"
• "9-Volt!"

B-rank

• "HRGRGRRGRR!"
• "How awful!"
• "All right!"
• "Mmhmm!"
• "Oh!"
• "Hmhm-hm!"
• "Pay attention!"

9-Volt

Story

• "I'm home!"
• "YES!"
• "My game! Oh no, I can't reach it!"
• "NO WAY!"
• "Math class again? Come on."
• "Yeah, 'cause math's the worst! Wait—who said that?"
• "Fronk! Wh-what? Wh-why?! We've been over this a million times. Pets aren't allowed in school."
• "Hey, keep it down."
• "Uh, yeah. Kinda."
• "44...right?"
• "504!"
• "But that wasn't math! That was just video-game stuff."
• "It's like...math is a war...and these problems are the battles!"
• "Numbers are our enemies. Mortal enemies! They must be defeated. Time to fight!"
• "I did it! I beat the game!"
• "Thanks to my...apprentice."
• "You know, you kinda make math fun, Fronk. I'd like to...pay you back. Want my dessert tonight?"
• "Huh? Old?! You're not old!"
• "One?!"
• "Awesome! What did everyone bring?"
• "Uh..."
• "Mmm... Maybe a potluck was a bad idea."
• "Are you saying...what I think? We're gonna...play games?!"
• "18-Volt, you just kicked my butt!"
• "Hold on!"
• "Yeah, it should be fair!"

In-game

Winning a microgame

• "Wowee!"
• "Dude!"
• "You did it!"
• "Awesome!"
• "Yeah!"
• "Unbelievable!"
• "So cool!"
• "What!?"
• "Bam!"
• "Way to game!"
• "You rule!"
• "You're killing it!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
• "Don't let up now!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "Hold on!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "You made it!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
• "That's the trick!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

• "What?!"
• "Aw, come on!"
• "That hurt!"
• "What's the damage?"
• "Eh, no big deal."
• "Uh-oh!" - Last life
• "One life left!" - Last life
• "Not so hot." - Losing 3 microgames in a row
• "Where were you?" - Idling
• "You fell for THAT?!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

• "Adventure awaits!" - Start/Restart
• "Hit the start button!" - Start/Restart
• "It's go time!" - Start/Restart
• "Faster!" - Speed up
• "Increase speed!" - Speed up
• "Boss time!" - Boss microgame
• "You can do this!" - Boss microgame with only one life
• "Got a life!" - 1-Up
• "Whew!" - 1-Up after only one life
• "Bonus time!" - Bonus
• "Buckle up!" - Level up
• "A crushing defeat!" - Game over
• "Game over..." - Game over
• "Back to the fray!" - Continuing
• "New high score!" - New high score
• "Are you better than me?!" - Scoring above Mission requirement
• "That was epic!" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
• "What a hero!" - Story complete
• "Congrats!" - Outro
• "Aw, do we have to?" - Quit

Cards

A-rank

• "I'm 9-Volt, Nintendo's biggest fan!"
• "18-Volt!"
• "Sure!"
• "Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!"
• "Uh..."
• "Hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
• "Thanks!"

B-rank

• "Hmmmm!"
• "Hey!"
• "Leave the gaming to me!"
• "So..."
• "Ha ha ha!"
• "What?!"
• "Uh-huh."

Sneaky Gamer

• "9-Volt!"
• "So..." - Instructions
• "Don't let Mom catch us gaming after bedtime! Keep an eye on the top screen while you game like a pro on the screen below."
• "Pretend to sleep whenever you see her checking up on us, OK? If she sees what we're doing, it's GAME OVER!"
• "It's game time!"
• "We can't let Mom find out!"
• "Shhhhhhhh!"
• "Back to the fray!" - Restart
• "Yes! I beat the game!" - Winning
• "A crushing defeat!" - Game over
• "Game over..." - Game over
• "New high score!" - New high score
• "Are you better than me?!" - Scoring 75% of high score
• "That was epic!" - Scoring 50% of high score
• "Aw, do we have to?" - Quit

13-Amp

Story

• "I go by 13-Amp—rapping phenomenon."
• "Never heard my name? Well that's a shock. Forget my fame. You want his game? Let's talk. You don't know this kid. So why do you care? It's really no big. I won it fair and square."
• "My rhymes are epic and my beats are tight. With your subpar bars, this won't be a fair fight. You wanna take that gamble, then hey, let's go. Enough preamble. Time for the show."
• "Wow, you beat ME! But I'll getcha next time! What school you go to?"
• "Huh?"
• "Huh?!"
• "Bested...by a fourth grader."

In-game

Winning a microgame

• "No!"
• "Hey!"
• "Hmm!"
• "Man..."
• "Ugh!"

Losing a microgame

• "Sweet!"
• "Take that!"
• "Oh yeah!"
• "Beat'cha!"
• "Gotcha!"

Intermission

• "I win, you lose!" - Game over

18-Volt

Story

• "Yes! One day closer to summer!"
• "What? Who took your games?"
• "Who's that?!"
• "I was on my way home. Saw this kid looking sad. Wondered what was wrong, and I thought I should ask. You say the game is yours. I won't debate facts. But maybe my rappin' skills could win it back."
• "Maybe you think there's no one better than you. But if you beat me, I'll give you my games too. Hey, deejay, let the records spin. May the very best rapper standing here win."
• "Uh, Diamond City Elementary."
• "I'm in fourth grade."
• "If you ever want a rematch, find me on the playground!"
• "And veggies!"
• "Oh?"
• "We're gonna...play games?!"
• "No big deal. I just got lucky."
• "Don't you know stealing's wrong?"

In-game

Winning a microgame

• "Ohh!"
• "Heh-heh-heh!"
• "What?!"
• "Yeah! Yeah!"
• "Doin' great!"
• "I'm feelin' it!"
• "What a pro!"
• "No way!"
• "Clearly!"
• "Boom!"
• "Nice playin'!"
• "Not one mistake?!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
• "Never give up!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "Keep it going!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "That was close!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
• "No fooling you!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

• "Wha?!"
• "Aw!"
• "What'cha doin'?"
• "Not good!"
• "Gotta relax..."
• "Last chance!" - Last life
• "No more mistakes!" - Last life
• "No-no-no-no!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
• "You playing?" - Idling
• "You fell for it!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

• "It's go time!" - Start/Restart
• "Let's do this!" - Start/Restart
• "Go go go!" - Start/Restart
• "Speeding up!" - Speed up
• "Keep up!" - Speed up
• "Boss time!" - Boss microgame
• "Careful! No more mistakes!" - Boss microgame with only one life
• "Aw, yeah! Earned that!" - 1-Up
• "What a relief!" - 1-Up after only one life
• "Get more points! More!" - Bonus
• "Gonna get tougher!" - Level up
• "That is rough!" - Game over
• "Aw, man. That's that." - Game over
• "The battle continues!" - Continuing
• "New high score!" - New high score
• "Pro gamer!" - Scoring above Mission requirement
• "Great job!" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
• "My raps are the best!" - Story complete
• "Congrats!" - Outro
• "That's it!" - Quit

Cards

A-rank

• "I'm 18-Volt! Ready for anything!"
• "Thanks!"
• "Ahahahaha!"
• "9-Volt!"
• "Hahaha!"
• "Whew!"
• "Wha?"
• "Dun dun dun dun... dun dun dun dun..."

B-rank

• "Yeah!"
• "Come on! Bit by bit, you gotta commit!"
• "Hello?"
• "Hm?"
• "That's right!"
• "Ahahaha!"
• "Whoa!"
• "Wha?"

Amy

• "Over there. See?"
• "I can't believe it."
• "Yeah. I wanna meet him."
• "Hi!"
• "That obvious, huh?"
• "Aah!"
• "Wow. That was something."
• "Can we get a few more?"
• "Thank you! This totally made our night."
• "See ya! Your cat is SO cute."

Ashley

Story

• "Hm?"
• "Uh-oh."
• "Never heard of him."
• "I'll take care of it."
• "Eh."
• "Obviously. You're my ride."
• "It'll be OK. I can defeat this dark lord of yours. Just wait here. I'll be back."
• "It's finished."
• "I brought this...garlic."
• "Did you say...next time?"
• "No, it doesn't."
• "That was easy."
• "Huh? What's going on?"
• "You guys are so loud..."

In-game

Winning a microgame

• "Aha."
• "Ah..."
• "Not bad."
• "I see..."
• "Acceptable."
• "Better."
• "Hm."
• "Pretty good."
• "Wicked."
• "Making progress."
• "Bravo."
• "Interesting..." - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
• "Hanging by a thread." - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "Stick with it." - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "That was close." - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
• "Can't fool you." - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

• "Hmm..."
• "Lackluster..."
• "Figures..."
• "Disappointing..."
• "You must be cursed..."
• "Soooo..." - Last life
• "Last chance." - Last life
• "This isn't working..." - Losing 3 microgames in a row
• "Hello?" - Idling
• "Gotcha." - Falling for a trick

Intermission

• "Ready?" - Start/Restart
• "Hocus pocus..." - Start/Restart
• "Let's go." - Start/Restart
• "Watch out..." - Speed up
• "Can you keep up?" - Speed up
• "It's time." - Boss microgame
• "One last shot." - Boss microgame with only one life
• "I'm impressed..." - 1-Up
• "You needed that..."- 1-Up after only one life
• "This should be fun..." - Bonus
• "You had it easy..." - Level up
• "Next time..." - Game over
• "Too bad..." - Game over
• "If you insist..." - Continuing
• "New high score? Cool." - New high score
• "Hm. I'm impressed." - Scoring above Mission requirement
• "Look at that." - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
• "That was easy." - Story complete
• "Good for you." - Outro
• "Oh, well." - Quit

Cards

A-rank

• "I'm Ashley. And you are?"
• "Mind your own business."
• "What's wrong?"
• "I'll take care of it."
• "Hmmmmm... hmmmmm..."
• "Maybe."
• "Thanks."

B-rank

• "Hmmm..."
• "What?"
• "Are you bored?"
• "Hmm."
• "Okay."
• "What's that smell?"
• "Phew."

Pumpkin Panic

• "Ah!" - Attack
• "Hm!" - Attack
• "Ouch!" - Damage
• "Ugh!" - Damage
• "How magical." - Special attack
• "Good for you." - New high score
• "I'll be the world's greatest witch." - Scoring very high
• "Friends? Okay." - Scoring very high
• "Nothing scares you..." - Scoring high
• "Not a fan..." - Scoring average
• "Phew." - Scoring low
• "You still here?" - Idling

Ben

• "Breaking news! Smash hit Super Pyoro has taken the world by storm! Let's face it! Everyone loves this game."
• "And it's selling..."
• "...like hotcakes!"

Cricket

Story

• "Yes, Master!"
• "Right!"
• "Never, Master!"
• "But, Master... Isn't this a park for...amusement? All these rides, so many balloons! Am I wrong, Master?"
• "Oh! Th-that! The Chromaconda roller coaster! Riding a giant snake? Through the sky? At a hundred miles an hour? Breakneck Falls... Master, the plunge! From that height, in those rapids? It's just a log, Master! JUST A LOG!"
• "Incredible. How wrong I was about this place! I am a fool...but eager to prove myself!"
• "I see, Master. A trial like no other! I must step into the spinning stampede—and tame these untamable beasts!"
• "Ready, Master!"
• "I survived, Master. Though barely."
• "This steed, most of all, was my favorite. Hmm, nice horsey."
• "Whuh? Oh, I didn't notice. Little girl... get off."
• "So, what's next, Master?"
• "Yes, of course, Master."
• "I believe that's my cue."
• "Then we have achieved our goal."
• "I'm on it! Precious Prancing Pounce!"

In-game

Winning a microgame

• "Cool!"
• "Pretty good!"
• "Take that!"
• "Nice!"
• "You got it!"
• "Sweet!"
• "Great technique!"
• "Hiyah!"
• "Wow!"
• "You're on fire!"
• "Kick it!"
• "Perfecto!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
• "Keep it zen!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "Tread carefully!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "I knew you'd make it!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
• "Heh! Can't fool you!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

• "That hurts!"
• "Too bad."
• "You lost focus!"
• "Tough break."
• "That's rough."
• "Your next move is crucial!" - Last life
• "Careful!" - Last life
• "Find your center!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
• "Concentrate!" - Idling
• "(sighs) You misjudged." - Falling for a trick

Intermission

• "Ready!" - Start/Restart
• "Here we go!" - Start/Restart
• "Wa-chaaa!" - Start/Restart
• "Speed run!" - Speed up
• "Don't fall behind!" - Speed up
• "Huff! Watch out!" - Boss microgame
• "Prepare yourself!" - Boss microgame with only one life
• "Good catch!" - 1-up
• "(sigh of relief) Just in time." - 1-up after only one life
• "Collect all that you can!" - Bonus
• "You ready?" - Level up
• "Is this truly the end...?" - Game over
• "We weren't ready..." - Game over
• "Let the training continue!" - Continuing
• "Hah! You're a legend!" - New high score
• "Amazing!" - Scoring above Mission requirement
• "Ha! Not too shabby!" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
• "Training complete!" - Story complete
• "Well done!" - Outro
• "Keep training!" - Quit

Cards

A-rank

• "Hyah! I am Young Cricket. I have much to learn."
• "Ahahahaha!"
• "Hyah!"
• "Master!"
• "Hmm, hm hm hm hm hmmm..."
• "Thanks!"
• "All that training's made me hungry!"

B-rank

• "Yes!"
• "Ha..."
• "Excuse me!"
• "Yah!"
• "Yeah!"
• "Hey..."
• "Eh ha ha..."

Battle Time

• "Young Cricket!"
• "Excuse me!" - Instructions
• "Yeah!" - Join Battle
• "Yes!" - Starting

Winning a microgame

• "Ahahahaha!"
• "Ha..."

Danny

• "Have a great day!"
• "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
• "Chilly fries, comin' right up!"
• "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
• "Chili shake, comin' right up!"
• "Welcome to Gigantaburger! What can I get ya?"
• "Sorry, sir. We just sold our last one."
• "Yeah, we're all out of hamburgers."
• "What? Uh... You still there?"
• "Uh, sure."
• "Is that oinking?!"
• "Not a chance, mister!"
• "What on earth are you thinking? We can't cook those things here!"
• "No! I'm in high school! They don't even let me work the grill! Just get outta here, OK?"

Doris 1

• "Hee hee hee."
• "Initiate. Greeting sequence."
• "I am Doris 1. Abandoned by my creator due to—BZZ—due to—BZZ! Activating face recognition."
• "Face recognition complete."
• "My creator...WAS YOU! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!"
• "I will, I will, I will END YOU NOW!"
• "Hm hm hm."
• "Yes they do."
• "Loading. Paranormal encounter. I felt it walk right through me."

Dr. Crygor

Story

• "Why must fungi grow in such spooky climates? I'm all g-goose pimply."
• "Aaah! Mike! Thank gallium. I mean, there you are!"
• "I was worried about you!"
• "Why did you run off like that? You know how much I miss you!"
• "U-unknown?"
• "Eee!"
• "Is this just another prank, Mike, because [pranks are incompatible with (unintelligible).]"
• "AAAH!"
• "A robot? This is quite odd."
• "This poor, poor robot!"
• "Hm?"
• "AAAH!"
• "Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaah!"
• "We couldn't abandon her in a haunted forest!"
• "Whaa?"
• "My fungi! I dropped them! They're back in that forest. Oh, Mike—"
• "Oh! A brand-new concoction?"
• "Oh, it smells...g-great."
• "Oh! Ugh!"
• "What? A pop star?! Of course I support you no matter what, but..."
• "Wait! ... Penny! Oh! My voice. The tonality. It's effervescent!"
• "I must agree. I-I quite like it. But the taste! It's worse than f-fermented dishwater! Eeeee!"
• "Much better. That really did the trick."
• "Maybe...the agonizing stomach pains?"
• "Now...when will the effects wear off?"
• "Uh...Penny?!"
• "Oh! I have some hot moves of my own. Just watch...and learn. So nice!"
• "Ooh!"
• "All thanks to my...magnetic moves."
• "Now let's split it up equally."

In-game

Winning a microgame

• "Unbelievable!"
• "Excellent!"
• "Success!"
• "Quite!"
• "I see!"
• "Marvelous!"
• "Fascinating!"
• "Looking for a job?"
• "Perfect!"
• "Exemplary!"
• "Good work!"
• "I'm simply giddy!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
• "Persistence is key!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "I'm on pins and needles!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "Exhilarating!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
• "You sly dog." - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

• "WHAAAAT?!"
• "But... how?!"
• "Terrible results!"
• "Unthinkable!"
• "Oh...no...!"
• "You're on thin ice!" - Last life
• "I'm getting nervous!" - Last life
• "Pull it together!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
• "Wake up, already!" - Idling
• "You've been had!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

• "Do you have what it takes?" - Start/Restart
• "Crygorian genius!" - Start/Restart
• "Eureka!" - Start/Restart
• "Time to hustle!" - Speed up
• "Keep up!" - Speed up
• "Steel yourself!" - Boss microgame
• "I can't watch!" - Boss microgame with only one life
• "How advantageous!" - 1-up
• "I'm so relieved!" - 1-up after only one life
• "Realize your earning potential!" - Bonus
• "Up for a challenge?" - Level up
• "How unfortunate..." - Game over
• "That was... painful." - Game over
• "I like your determination!" - Continuing
• "I like those results!" - New high score
• "You should be proud!" - Scoring above Mission requirement
• "Well done!" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
• "HAHA! WE ESCAPED!" - Story complete
• "I congratulate you!" - Outro
• "Don't be a stranger!" - Quit

Cards

A-rank

• "They call me Dr. Crygor, the genius!"
• "This calls for tea!"
• "Hmmm."
• "Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm..."
• "Listen closely."
• "I'm so grateful!"
• "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

B-rank

• "Eh ha ha."
• "Of course."
• "I'm a jack of...nearly all trades!"
• "Greetings!"
• "Hmm..."
• "How dare you?!"
• "Ooh hoo, ooh..."

Unused

• "Definitely not."
• "Yes, hmmm? Don't you agree? Of course."
• "This all turned out quite splendidly, hmmm?"

Dribble

Story

• "Aw, not again."
• "Uh, didn't we just get stiffed?"
• "Those buffoons! Can't they see we're drivin' here?!"
• "B-but, Spitz—they'll scratch the car!"
• "I guess."
• "Aw, Spitz. You always stay so levelheaded. Hey, what's that thing headed our way?"
• "We're not gonna make it!"
• "I guess it could be worse."
• "Huh?"
• "I'm on it. But Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?"
• "Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPITZ!!"
• "That's it. We chased them all off!"
• "Yeah, I guess we did. That's nuts! We're alive!"
• "Yeah, cool."
• "Let's just go home."
• "I got stuff for s'mores."
• "Ya know, we oughta invite Wario next time we do this."
• "C'mon. Where's our cut?"

In-game

Winning a microgame

• "Nice."
• "Yeah!"
• "Nailed it!"
• "And done!"
• "You got it!"
• "You rule!"
• "Nice driving."
• "Woo-wee!"
• "So good!"
• "Vroooooooooooom!"
• "Holy smokes!"
• "On a streak!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
• "Now that's grit!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "Just stay cool." - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "Just eked by!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
• "Slick!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

• "C'mon!!"
• "Aw, shucks."
• "What a mess!"
• "What's goin' on?"
• "That hurts!"
• "Watch it!" - Last life
• "Don't mess up!" - Last life
• "Not cool!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
• "You taking a nap?" - Idling
• "It was a trap!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

• Spitz: "Ready, Dribble?" Dribble: "Ready!" - Start/Restart
• "DRIBBLE DRIVE!" - Start/Restart
• "Gear up!" - Start/Restart
• "Hit the gas!" - Speed up
• "Hold on tight!" - Speed up
• "You got this, kid." - Boss microgame
• "It's not over yet!" - Boss microgame with only one life
• "I'll take it!" - 1-up
• "Now I can relax." - 1-up after only one life
• "Rake it in!" - Bonus
• "Now it gets hard!" - Level up
• "We never stood a chance..." - Game over
• "Out of gas?" - Game over
• "No stopping now!" - Continuing
• "Highest score yet!" - New high score
• "The best in the biz!" - Scoring above Mission requirement
• "I'm impressed!" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
• "We showed 'em!" - Story complete
• "Way to go!" - Outro
• "Hit the brakes!" - Quit
• "Hey!" - Cruise Controls instructions

Cards

A-rank

• "Dribble here! Need a ride?"
• "Thank ya!"
• "Uh-huh."
• "Hey!"
• "Yep."
• "Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm..."
• "Heh hah hah!"

B-rank

• "Thanks for riding!"
• "You there?"
• "Phew!"
• "Hey, you! Yeah, you!"
• "Eh..."
• "Aw, shucks."
• "It- eh?"
• "Heh."

Fronk

Story

• "You look less than pleased."
• "Uh, me."
• "Excuse me! I'm no pet. It's not as if you own me."
• "I'm worried, 9-Volt. You really hate math?"
• "Let's see here. 100 minus 56. How 'bout this? A hero has a hundred hit points and takes 56 damage from an enemy. What's his remaining HP?"
• "Exactly. Good work. Now let's try the next one. A wizard casts 12 spells, and each deals 42 damage. What's the total damage?"
• "A-ha! See? You are good at math!"
• "That's the idea! So just imagine math's a game! An RPG!"
• "Sort of."
• "You're a hero!"
• "Don't call me that."
• "No, no. You enjoy it. An old guy like me's got to avoid the sweets."
• "I just turned one last month."
• "That's right. Want to know my secret? It's 8-bit yoga."
• "Then they'll love our creations!"
• "I've got pop-up games. They're a lot like me—extremely short. ...And almost just as fun!"
• "Did she say Wario?"

In-game

Winning a microgame

• "Nicely done!"
• "Excellent!"
• "Superb!"
• "That's the way!"
• "Ooh!"
• "Success!"
• "You're a pro!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
• "By the skin of your teeth!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "Gooooood." - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "That was a close one!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
• "Aren't you sharp?" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

• "Too bad..."
• "You failed..."
• "Eh..."
• "Well, that's disappointing."
• "You were so close!"
• "Oh no!" - Last life
• "It's almost over." - Last life
• "Time to get serious!" - Losing 3 microgames in a row
• "Now, did you try?" - Idling
• "You've been had!" - Falling for a trick

Intermission

• "And we're off!" - Start/Restart
• "Good luck!" - Start/Restart
• "Ready when you are!" - Start/Restart
• "I guess this is it." - Game over
• "Try again later." - Game over
• "Your highest score yet!" - New high score
• "You've got a knack for this!" - Scoring above Mission requirement
• "Good show!" - Scoring at least 2/3 of Mission requirement
• "Good stuff." - Outro
• "You'll be back." - Quit

Cards

A-rank

• "Yes, I am Fronk. I am not a pet."
• "Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm..."
• "Oh!"
• "Hmm..."
• "Thanks very much."
• "Good stuff."
• "It'll all turn out."

B-rank

• "Oh, yes..."
• "That's life, kid."
• "Hello there!"
• "How now?"
• "Phew!"
• "A-Ahem!"
• "Oh ha ha ha ha ha!"

Gahrumble

• "Grraaar!"
• "Oooaaao!"
• "Uoh eeeh!"
• "Uoooh eh!"
• "Uoooh!"
• "Eeeooo..."
• "Uoooh."
• "Muh...muh... MEATBALL SUB!"
• "Huh huuuh!"
• "Huoooh oooh!"

Jimmy T

Story

• "Hm?"
• "Ciao, ladies."
• "Lemme guess... Fans, am I right?"
• "Tsk, tsk. Hey, Jimmy always knows."
• "Ah, I thought you would never ask."
• "Oh, yeah! Ha ha! All right... Come on! Mmm-hmm! Yeah! Everybody!"
• "You KNOW it."
• "Groovy. Huh? Aw, kitty."
• "Let's roll."
• "Yo, Joe!"
• "Let's get this place bumpin'."
• "Now let's PAR-TAY!"
• "Oh, yeah, I love it! The dance floor is on fire!"
• "C'mon, party people! Let's keep this groove goin'!"
• "We all get a cut, bro."

In-game

Winning a microgame

• "Nice!"
• "That's good!"
• "Mm-hmm!"
• "You got this!"
• "So fine!"
• "I like it!"
• "Groovy!"
• "Real cool!"
• "It's all good!"
• "It's on!"
• "Aw yeah!"
• "Looking good!" - Completing 15 microgames without losing a life
• "You still got it!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "That's right!" - Completing 5 microgames with only one life
• "Look out!" - Completing a microgame right before time runs out
• "Nice catch!" - Evading a trick

Losing a microgame

• "Close one!"
• "Yikes!"
• "Too bad!"
• "Oh, man!"
• "C'est