List of Birdo quotes

This is a list of quotes by Birdo.

Wario's Woods

NES

• "Play!" (Round Game)
• "Ok!" (NES/SNES, Round Game)

SNES

• "Fight!" (Round Game)
• "Which level would you like to play?" (Vs. Com)
• "Which data file would you like to select?" (Vs. 2P)

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

• "I'm so...lonely. Will you play with me?" (as Shelly)
• "Oh... If you had played with me, I was going to give you the key to this room."
• "Thanks!"
• "Hello♡! I'm Birdo."
• "Tee, hee! Ouch, you're hurting me! Now it's my turn! Get it while it's hot!"
• "Oh, I'm never gonna let ya go. You're just too...CUTE!"
• "Don't forget about me!"

Super Mario Advance

Pink Birdo

• "This is as far as you go!"
• "Well, hello there!"
• "No!" (When hit)
• "I'll remember this!" (Defeat)

Red Birdo

• "I'm gonna finish you off!"
• "You've come a long way!"
• "How could you?!" (Defeat)

Green Birdo

• "I'm ready for you this time!"
• "You got a lot of nerve!"
• "HEEEEEELP!!!" (Defeat)

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

• "Oh, why must THEY be here? Why can't we be alone, darling, speaking the language of love?"
• "Don't call me Birdo, call me Birdie!"
• "You may have hurt my darling, but this is as far as you go!"
• "Are... Are you saying that was all my fault?!?"
• "Ooh!!! Shocking! Shocking, I say!"
• "Clearly, this is a test for me. Yes, the powers-that-be want me to go out on my own."
• "Once I overcome many hardships, I shall be one step closer to superstardom!"
• "I CAN'T believe I lost to YOU!!!"

Mario Super Sluggers

• "Yoo hoo! Hey! Look! I'm up here! Help me, please! Bowser Jr. is over there!"
• "Safe at last! Thank you all soo much!"
• "It was just shocking! I was just doing a little sunbathing. All of a sudden that pesky Bowser Jr. popped out of nowhere!"
• "I freaked out a little and scampered over here. Then they erased the bridge."
• "You're all my heroes! You must let me join you!"

Mario & Sonic series

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games

• "Hello gorgeous! Long time no see! It's me!"

Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games

• "I lost?! I don't how you stayed focused with me swimming next to you. I'll turn your head next time!"

Fortune Street

Area Specific Quotes

• "So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!" (Yoshi's Island)
• "Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the dice!" (The Ghost Ship)
• "Time to hit the old gridiron! Wait – that's baseball, right?" (Mario Stadium)
• "What a lovely castle! There must be a handsome prince waiting for me inside!" (Castle Trodain)
• "Oooh, a galactic rendezvous? How romantic!" (Starship Mario)
• "Harrumph! This is no place for a lady! This heat and humidity isn't good for my delicate skin!" (Mount Magmageddon)
• "I have to WALK? I thought we'd get to ride in karts! I'm glad I left my high heels at home!" (Mario Circuit)
• "There's a flying train around here? How romantic! Imagine soaring through the night sky with that special someone..." (The Observatory)
• "Oh my! If it isn't Princess Peach's castle! I assume that I'll be treated as royalty here?" (Peach's Castle)
• "There's nothing like a big strong man to- Hey! That's just a statue! But I gave it my number..." (The Colossus)
• "Tee hee! This looks like the kind of place where I could cause a lot of trouble!" (Super Mario Bros.)
• "Yoo hoo! Oh, hero-man! Won't you come and rescue me? I'm helpless when it comes to rolling the die!" (Alefgard)
• "What a gorgeous beach! Time to break out my bikini and soak up the sun!" (Delfino Plaza)
• "Those slimes are absolutely adorable! Can I take one home with me? I'll love it to pieces!" (Slimenia)
• "I want to be rich, famous, and beautiful! Wait - I'm already beautiful...so just make me rich and famous!" (Alltrades Abbey)
• "Hmph! This castle looks all dark and dingy and fireball-y. No fun at all!" (Bowser's Castle)
• "Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost scared to roll the die!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
• "I can't tell which way's which! Won't someone help a lady find her way?" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General Quotes

• To Male Player: "Hello there! Everyone calls me Birdo, but you can call me anytime, (Player's name)!"
• "Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
• "Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
• "Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
• "Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
• "What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
• "Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
• "Oh my! This die is sooo heavy! I can barely lift it!"
• "I have to roll again? Oh my! I wasn't mentally prepared for this!"
• "I know it's my turn, but stop staring at me like that! Don't you know I'm shy?"
• "Why is this game so difficult? I don't understand what's going on!"
• "I love the way you roll around, little die. It's absolutely adorable! Don't ever change!"
• "That little shop over there is as cute as a button! Maybe I should force a buyout..."
• "Oh my! Is it my turn already? Sorry! My head is in the clouds!"
• "Yoo hoo! Catch me if you can!"
• When die can only roll 1: "My head is spinning! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
• "My poor little shoppy-woppy! I need to hurry up and help you grow big and strong!!"
• "Hold on, little shoppy-woppy! Mama's gonna invest in you just as soon as she can!"
• "Tee hee! Think you can catch me? Go ahead and try - I double-dog dare you!"
• "Hello there, little suit! Don't worry, I'll take good care of you!"
• "Oh my! Two suits already. You little guys must be SO happy that I found you!"
• "Don't be shy, little suity-wooty! You're the last one I need to collect!"
• "Hold on you beautiful bank! I'll be there in two shakes of a tail! Get all my gold ready for me!"
• "Almost time for my big promotion! Just look at me - I'm positively shimmering with excitement!"
• "Where oh where is my sweet bank? I just can't wait to get my paws on all of that delicious gold."
• "I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"
• "You're all mine now, little shop! We're going to be best friends, just you wait and see!"
• "This shop is the most beautiful shop in the whole, entire world! Don't you agree?"
• "Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
• "You're just a diamond in the rough. Here's a little gold to help you shine!"
• "Oh my! What a deliciously unexpected windfall!"
• "I did it! I am an absolute master at manipulating the market!"
• "Look at all of my beautiful little shops! They just got seven percent more dazzling!"
• "Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
• "Tee hee! This one is just the first of many. I plan to own ALL of the shops in this fabulous district!"
• "That makes TWO shops in this district that are all mine! You were waiting for me, weren't you, shoppy-poo?"
• "Oh my! Three shops in this district already! Anyone else out there think I'm utterly fabulous?"
• "Why are you looking at me like that? I wanted this shop, and so I just had to have it!"
• "Oh, my word! They're mine, all mine! Every shop in this adorable, fabulous little district is mine!"
• "Would you look at that! Nearly all of the shops are gone! Whatever shall I do?"
• "Oh dear! Where did all of the shops go? Hmm... I don't like this, not one bit!"
• "Did someone buy up all of the shops while I wasn't looking?"
• "No more shops? None at all? Well then, what in the world am I supposed to do now?"
• "You're investing a lot in that shop, (Player's name). Don't worry - I wouldn't dare steal it from you!"
• "Sorry, shoppy-woppy-poo! I don't want to sell you, but I'm afraid I must!"
• Agreeing to sell a shop: "If you insist! Now listen to Mama, my little shoppy-poo... Be good for your new owner!"
• "Watch out for Birdo! Once I'm on top, I plan to stay there!"
• "Isn't this a fine turn of events! I land right on a property I want, but I don't have enough money to buy it!"
• "My head is spinninig! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
• "Yoo hoo! How do you like being in first place? Because I'm about to find out how nice it is!"
• To Player: "I wonder if you'll ever be able to catch up with me (Player's name)! Are you even trying?"
• "There's nothing I like better than a man who knows how to play the market!"
• "Why would you drop by on today of all days? Isn't it obvious my shop is closed?"
• "Ahhh! All rested up. Why, I'm positively glowing, aren't I? Even my skin feels younger!"
• "How rude! Sneaking in while a lady catches up on her beauty rest... You're unbelievable!"
• After landing on an expensive shop: "No, no, NO! I simply despise shops like this!"
• After landing on an expensive shop: "What a big, bad shop you've got here (Player's name)! Next time, try to be a little more gentle!"
• After buying someone out: "Oh, don't go causing a big fuss just because I took over this shop of yours. It was just so pretty, I had to have it!"
• After getting bought out: "My poor little shoppy-poo! I...I think I'm about to cry! Why would you do that to me, (Player's name)?"
• After landing on the Bank: "Right on the money! That's what I call perfect timing!"
• After the player lands on the Bank: "Stop acting like a big shot just because you landed on the bank, (Player's name)! It's unbecoming!"
• After warping: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
• After warping: "The power of love brought me here!"
• After the player warps: "Look at you go, (Player's name)! You must have a touch of the wanderlust...!"
• After landing on a Boon square: "Tee hee! Happy shopping, everybody! Spend a little extra for me!"
• After landing on a Boon square: "Not only am I gorgeous, I'm lucky to boot! Try not to seethe with jealousy, everyone!"
• After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Of all the days to close my shop, why did I pick today? I missed out on a paying customer!"
• After the player lands on a Boon square: "You seem to have a monopoly on good luck, (Player's name)! Won't you share?"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Thank you, everyone! Can't you all just feel the love right now?"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "This is just what I needed! Now I don't need to pick and choose, because I've got a bit of everything!"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "That certainly was unexpected! You venture cards really know how to make a lady happy!"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "A surprise gift for Birdo? Why, thank you!"
• After getting a bad Venture Card: "My poor little shoppy-woppies! Talk to me, darlings! Are you all right?"
• After getting a bad Venture Card: "No, no, NO! Give me back my precious money!"
• After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ooooh, I'll have to hang on to this!"
• After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Poor little (Player's name)... Do you need Birdo to comfort you?"
• After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Try not to get too upset about that venture card, (Player's name). You'll give yourself wrinkles."
• After getting Heal Slime: "Tee hee! Suit me up, you precious little healslime!"
• After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! Don't go floating past any of my shops! The last thing I need is a day off!"
• To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
• To Player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
• To Player: "You're just my type, (Player's name) - ambitious AND delicious! Tee hee!"
• To Player: "All that money is a big step forward for you, (Player's name)! Spend it wisely!"
• To Player: "Oh, (Player's name), you're such a softy! You could have charged me a lot more, but you didn't!"
• To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! I hope your luck starts to rub off on me!"
• To Player: "Tee hee! You should try a little harder to mask your feelings for me, (Player's name)!"
• To Player: "Oh dear! Three shops in the same district! What have you got up your sleeve, (Player's name)?"
• To Player: "Did you drive that stock price up just for me, (Player's name)? I'll have to repay the favor someday!"
• To Player: "Don't get discouraged (Player's name)... Just concentrate your thoughts on my beautiful face!"
• To Female Player: "Tee hee! It's a battle of brains versus beauty, (Player's name) - and I needn't tell you who's the beauty!"
• To first place: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"
• "A sudden increase in my accounts! Do I have you to thank for this, dear (Player's name)?"
• "I'm not just a pretty face! I've got a brain of business!"
• "How could you betray me like that, (Player's name)? I was counting on you!"
• "You're quite the globe-trotter, (Player's name)!"
• To Player: "Tee hee! Guess what, (Player's name)? I'm going to beat Peach today! Maybe then everyone will call ME the heroine!"
  • Peach's response: "Tee hee! You're such a joker, Birdo! Everyone knows I'm always the heroine!"
• To Female Player: "Fair warning, (Player's name)! Angelo doesn't have eyes for anyone but me!"
  • Angelo's response: "I don't mean to force myself on you, (Player's name), but if we could just spend some time together, perhaps Birdo will get the message..."
• To Player: "You shine so bright, (Player's name)! Might I hitch may wagon to your star?"
  • Angelo's response if the player's character is male: "Come and spend that gold in one of my shops, (Player's name), and you'll enjoy a much greater promotion. That of your image. It could do with some work."
  • Angelo's response if the player's character is female: "Honestly, (Player's name), you burn my eyes with your brilliance."
• To Male Player: "Eek! You're level of skill astounds me, (Player's name)! I'm positively entranced!
  • Angelo's response: "Birdo's captivated by you, (Player's name). This is perfect."
• To Female Player: "Eek! Your level of skill astounds me, (Player's name). You're an inspiration to us all!"
  • Angelo's response: "Well personally, I find the way you manage your assets absolutely enchanting, (Player's name)."
• Near bankrupt: "Break it to gently... I'm done for, aren't I?"
• Near bankrupt: "NOOO!! But I don't WANT to go bankrupt!"
• Near bankrupt: "I'm ruined! RUINED!"
• After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (Player's name)! You were sorely missed. No one else here has your charm and charisma!"
• After male player approaches victory: "Great work, (Player's name)! I'd expect no less from a dreamboat like you!"
• Going bankrupt: "I guess this is good-bye, then. Promise you won't forget me!"
• Going bankrupt: "But... I just wanted to keep playing with you all! You'll miss me, won't you?"

Paper Mario series

Paper Mario: Sticker Star

• "Heart of a woman, heart of a man..."
• "Both can know of love's grace..."
• "Just try not to get egg on your face."

Paper Mario: Color Splash

• "Two hearts in doki doki panic"
• "My heart Flutter Jumps"
• "Kiss me, my darling"
• "Oops! There's egg on your face..."

Paper Mario: The Origami King

• "I knew you'd mop the floor with those delinquents, but my GOSH."
• "Now I've got Mario madness... and you've got the only cure.♡"

Mario Golf series

Mario Golf: World Tour

Castle Club quotes

• "Scratch golfers have a handicap of 0 or better. Finishing a round on par or in fewer strokes is a snap for them!"
• "They're good enough to be pros, so they don't even bother playing handicap tournaments. Pretty cool!"

Mario Golf: Super Rush

• "Oh! It looked like Mario just won. Isn't that the end of the tourney?"
• "Aw, sorry, Chuck. But remember, the welcome ceremony tomorrow is more important than watching TV."
• "Thank you! How wonderful to have at least one sensible rookie in the house."
• "That's a good idea, dear. I know you're hoping to be one of the standouts in this rookie class."
• "Oh, it's you! We've been waiting for you. Come join us, please!"
• "Everyone, please allow me to introduce the final rookie in your group, [player name]!"
• "Yes, the Golf Association called to let us know that one more rookie would be arriving late. Now they're here!"
• "Come one, everyone! You'll all be learning together, so you might as well introduce yourselves properly."
• "...That's it?"
• "*sigh* It's quite a crew we have here."
• "What am I thinking? You must be exhausted! Why don't you head to your room and get some rest as well?"
• "Oh! But I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Birdo, the camp-house mama. You can even CALL me "mama" if you want!"
• "Now, your room is the one in the back. We've got the big welcome ceremony tomorrow, so go rest up, OK?"
• "Ah, you're awake. Good day, [player name]!"
• "I hope you're feeling rested. Did you get a good night's sleep overall?"
• "Oh, good! I didn't wake you because you seemed like you really needed the rest." (When selecting yes)
• "But now you're running late for the welcome ceremony! Head outside and straight down the road. Hurry!"
• "Oh, just one more thing..."
• "Everyone in town knows that we have a new class of rookies starting out."
• "So you'll have a lot of eyes on you—and some pretty high expectations."
• "Just put your best foot forward, and take it in stride. Good luck!"
• "Congratulations on making it through the first day of the tourney, [player name]!"
• "I'm so happy for all of you. Now, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't remind you to rest up for tomorrow!"
• "Golf is a way of life here at Bonny Greens Golf Village. The main course is our pride and joy, and even our practice facilities are world-class. You couldn't pick a better place to learn the game. Good luck out there!"

Super Mario Party

• "The party has started! I'm so excited!"
• "I want to see you take the top prize so go out there and party like you mean it!"