List of Iggy quotes

This is a list of quotes by Iggy.

Games

Mario is Missing! (PC)

• "I see the dumber plumber. Bro is missing? What a bummer. Think the door will lead to him? Step on through--it's sink or swim!"
• "If it's my destruction you desire, give up, it only works with fire."
• "You locked the door, what a bore, now you'll try to lock some more. But Mario's gone and can't be found. Just give up now and get out of town!"
• "Big B's mad, he's out there burning, 'Cause your puny luck is turning. Flower-fry me, I'll go poof! But Bowser, dude, he's fireproof!"

Mario Kart 8

• "Iggy!" (when unlocked)
• "Eh-haaa!" (when selected)
• "Here we go-ho-ho!" (when airborne)
• "Bla-hahahahaha!" (1st place)

Paper Mario: Color Splash

• "AHAHAHA! You should see the look on your face! No, really. Can we get a mirror over here? Ah, forget it... Let's shred this paper pusher!"
• "So anyway, I'm Iggy! I'll be your frustratingly overpowered opponent today!"
• "Let's see what you're made of, pretty boy!"
• "Come at me!"
• "OK, so you're not a COMPLETE waste of paint."
• "Eyes on the prize, boys. Let's show him the REAL power of our chariots!"
• "AHAHAHA! I'll let my minions wreck you while I go for a leisurely drive!"
• "NOPE! You can't touch our chariots!"
• "DENIED! You can't touch our chariots!"
• "AHAHAHA! These chariots were such a good investment."
• "What's the matter, Mario? Battle Royal not going the way you thought it would? Well it's about to get even worse! Line 'em up, boys!"
• "A pretend bone? OK, I'll pretend to lose! AHAHAHA!"
• "No fair! Where'd you get that thing?"
• "JUST KIDDING! Did you think it was over? That you could just win like that? AHAHAHA!"
• "AHAHAHA!"
• "Now, unless you brought two of those things... I'll just go ahead and END THIS! Lights out, Mario!"
• "AW MAN! The sales guy told me those chariots were invincible! I want a refund!"
• "UGH! I lost on my home turf? That's embarrassing... Well, I guess you can take the Big Paint Star now... Shut it down! Show's over!"

Mario & Luigi series

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

• "More! Fire more stuff!"
• "You actually made it!"
• "Can you believe it? Mario's here!"
• "Yeah, me too! It's gonna be, like, SUPER destroyed!"
• "I thought we were operating as a collective trust!"
• "Lemmy! That was…CRAZY! Bahaha!"
• "Bahaha! Looks like I win!"
• "Forgive us... but DESTROY them!"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions

• "Bahaha!"
• "Bahahaha! Prepare to be royally clobbered!"
• "I switched your strengths, punks! BAHAHAHA, thank me later!"
• "Bahahaha!"
• "Baha…haha…"
• "Huh? Oh, it’s just Larry."
• "What do ya think you’re doin’? This is Iggy territory! Lord Fawful is gonna be maaaad at yoooou! Bahahaha!"
• "What’s with that weird Goomba? Why’s he got a flag on his head?! Makes me wanna grab a golf club and go for a hole-in-one! Foooore! Bahahaha!"
• "Larry! You need to smack some discipline into your underlings! Anyway, I’m gonna go take out the rest of the woodland creatures, baha. Later, losers!"
• "Bahahahaaa!"
• "Here we goooo!"
• "So, you came to defeat me, eh? You should’ve just said so in the first place! You should know that I’m SUPER DUPER strong!"
• "Bahahaha! Less chat and more splat!"
• "I’m hitting a block now! WATCH!!"
• "Huh?! What…was I doing?"
• "Ahhh, is that so? Bahahaha!"
• "Yeah… YEAH! Let’s look for Lord Bowser!"
• "Ludwig was really trying his hardest too! Bahahaha!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

• "Yeah… Let’s play!"
• "Ahahaha! Wait, were you being serious?"
• "Maybe they were, like, hypnotized or something…"
• "I mean…just kidding, guys! Ahaha…ha…"
• "And I will…also stay! I’m hungry for carrots! Bahahaha!"
• "Good luck, guys."
• "Bahaha…hrm. Looks heavy."
• "I dunno either. Too bad we couldn’t ask Ludwig, Roy, Larry or Wendy… Bahaha!"
• "Hey, so…we’re a little light on Koopalings lately… Bahaha!"
• "You sure? I mean, I am in the mood for a long solo hike through unfamiliar and dangerous territory… See you later, I guess. Bahaha!"
• "Whoa! Almost walked right off this cliff. That would NOT have been funny. Bahaha!"
• "Larry? Kamek? Who was that?"
• "Oh, it’s just you g-."
• "Oopsie?! Eeep."
• "Heya, sweet potato! Can ya sling me a sarsaparilla? (Hello, miss. I am thirsty and in search of a refreshing beverage.)"
• "What do you cats want, anyhow?"
• "I’m just lookin’ to wet my whistle, y’see? (I'm speaking with the wait staff at this fine establishment. Please leave me alone.)"
• "I gotta stay sharp and salty. So if ya can’t help me out, I got no use for ya. (My previously stated endevour requires my full attention.)"
• "Ya gettin’ the transmission? (Please understand.)"
• "I ain’t buyin’ what you gigglemugs are sellin’. (What are you gents talking about? I don't understand what you're saying to me.)"
• "Kuzzle! What's the scoop, chuckles? (Hello Kuzzle, my dear friend!)"
• "I think these jokesters are tryin’ to start somethin’. (These two gentlemen claim they have some business to settle with me.)"
• "You think they’re on the trolley? ‘Cause I’m about ready to fix ‘em a knuckle sandwich with extra pepper! (I'm not certain I trust their motives!)"
• "It’s been a real fizz-pop summer, ain’t it?"
• "No way, gramps! This beach is aces. (I'd rather stay with you, grandfather. I cherish my life here.)"
• "These wet rags can go chase themselves! (I advise these gentlemen to kindly take their leave of us.)"
• "Ugh… What’s going on? What happened?"
• "Oh, it’s you guys! What are we doing here? Let’s go get that onion thing!"
• "What were you saying about my memories? I lost them? Bahaha! That’s great!"
• "Huh? Who’s Charlie?"
• "You think they’re my buddies? Well, my brain is still a bit addled, so I’ll go with it. Catch ya on the flipside, daddio! Bahaha!"
• "Bahaha! Didn’t see that coming!"
• "Man, this is wild. Bahaha!"
• "Yeah! I’m always in for a butt-kicking!"
• "Bahaha! You’re joking, right? And people say I’m the crazy one!"
• "Oh…it hurts to laugh. But it’s still so funny!"
• "Heh. That’s insightful, Morton."
• "Bahaha! They look like us!"
• "Guys! Come look!"
• "Bahaha! Let's go!" (before the start of a level)
• "Wheee! Bahaha!" (before the start of a level if no troops are added)
• "Lord Junior! Who did this to you?" (Super Counter)
• "All right, you're gonna pay for that!" (Super Counter)
• "You're not really my buddy, pal!" (Super Counter)
• "Now there are two of me!" (Super Counter)
• "Oh, I didn't forget about you!" (Super Counter)
• "Hey, buddy!" (Super Counter)
• "Argh! I'm still mad!" (Super Counter)

Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park

• "Oooh, you must be my biggest fans if you were willing to chase me all the way here. Guess we can get this show on the road. You get to fight ME now. Me with Lord Bowser's Wonder power. You're welcome."
• "Lemme do you a favor... and finish you off! Ahahaha!"

Television shows

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario

• "...spooky!"
• "...we'd mess up this heist! Old Pop's gonna have to (with Hip) eat his words!"
• "(with Hip) Phew!"
• "W-w-what was..."
• "...and hightail it outta here!"
• "Hey, Hip! Does this old prince mummy guy look familiar?"
• "...without anyone seeing us!"
• "...of mean Dad's!"

Misadventure of Mighty Plumber

• "Yay, Cheatsy!"

Mush-Rumors

• "...like there's no wall here!"
• "Alright!"
• "Well, what are ya talking about?"
• "(with Hip) ALIENS?!"
• "(with Hip) They're coming! They're coming!"
• "(with Hip) ALIENS!!!"

The Ugly Mermaid

• "...are right on our tail!"
• "...Luigi, the Princess and Toad!"

Life's Ruff

• "...Bowzer of an idea!"
• "...King Dad wanted us to cause when he told us to follow Luigi!"
• "No duck here, turkey!"
• "Now King Windbag...is King Fleabag!"
• "And the pesky plumber is gonna be..."
• "...of all the trouble we're causing Luigi!"
• "...CHOW TIME!!!"
• "...is headed for the doghouse!"
• "...Fidos!"
• "...1...LET'S BLASTOFF!!!"

7 Continents for 7 Koopas

• "And I'm turning the Amazon Forest into a parking lot! Now all I need is a zillion cars to fill it!"

Super Koopa

• "(with Hip) We're all set, Kooky!"
• "...except in the Real World!"
• "Get those ugly old paintings outta here! We've gotta make room for our new masterpieces!"

Super Mario World

A Little Learning

• "School looks like..."
• "...go!"
• "Aww, come on,..."
• "You forgot..."
• "(with Hip) Yes, King Dad!"
• "Like King Dad said,..."
• "(with Hip) And to the repulsiveness for which he stands, one Koopa, underground, reprehensible, with lizards and Goombas for all!"
• "We wanna go..."
• "Except King Dad..."
• "Time to heat up..."
• "...hot!"
• "5...4...3...2... (with Hip) 1!"
• "...with broccoli..."
• "(with Hip) ...and get Oogli!"
• "...when his eggabaga turns out to be...a Piranha mama!"
• "...a real blowout!"
• "(with Hip) I love school!"
• "...the best of it!"
• "You tap once, I turn it a little!"
• "...I give ya the works!"
• "King Dad! You don't belong here!"
• "Give us a chance! We're doing an experiment even you'd be proud of!"
• "You mean it's a holiday?"

Print

Super Mario Adventures

Issue 35

• "Be cool, Ludwig! Go for the 1-up!"
• "SHE'S WHAT??!"

Issue 38

• "Idiots! Stop him!"

Issue 40

• "Drat! They're stopping."
• "I think it was luck, pure and simple."

Issue 43

• "It's Mario!"
• "Impossible! How did he get here?"

Miscellaneous

• 「ウキャキャキャキャ。マリオ達、今頃緊張してんだろうな。ザマーミロ。それじゃあ、オイラが1人用ゲームを、ワールド1を例にとって説明するからよーく聞いとけよ。」 ("Ukyakyakyakya. Mario and his friends must be getting very nervous now. Serves them right. So then, listen to me, I'll use World 1 as an example to illustrate how to play the one-player game.") - Super Mario Bros. 3 Japanese instruction booklet, page 14.
• "We just love being mean!!" (with the rest of the Koopalings) - Super Mario Bros. 3 English instruction booklet, page 4.
• "Ha ha! Mario and his friends must be getting very nervous now. I can hardly wait to meet up with him!" - Super Mario Bros. 3 English instruction booklet, page 15.
• "So what if I'm not as tough as my brothers and sister! I can still get you! C'mon, Mario (I think I'll try to get him with my speed and a double blast from my wand... yeah, that's the ticket!)." - The Super Mario Bros. 3 Nintendo Power Strategy Guide
• 「まってたぜおバカども！！」 ("Hold up, you idiots!!") - Super Mario-kun Volume 42 (page 30)
• 「ボクの飼い犬がお相手するよ。」 ("My pet dog will be your opponent.") - Super Mario-kun Volume 42 (page 31)
• "I call it the Giant Likeness Outputting Machine. Or GLOM for Short." - Double Trouble
• "I've been waiting for you, you clods!" - Super Mario Manga Mania, Stage 8: The Tale of Yoshi and Chain Chomp (page 128)
• "I could beat you chumps really easily, but... That'd be boring for the readers. So you get to face my pet pup."- Super Mario Manga Mania, Stage 8: The Tale of Yoshi and Chain Chomp (page 129)