List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes by Mario

Main article: List of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! quotes

This is a list of quotes from the television show The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! said by Mario.

"The Bird! The Bird!"

• "Don't worry, Princess! Luigi and me will climb that mountain before you can say spaghetti and meatballs!"
• "Okay! Wait here, and you'll become lunch from a polar bear! Don't blame us!"
• "Luigi, we can't quit now! Remember the plumber's motto!"
• "No! When the pipe is plugged, keep plunging! Pasta power!"
• "Come on, Princess! You can do it, too!"
• "See? I told you we'd be perfectly safe!"
• "Cheer up, Luigi! It could be worse!"
• "And I was hoping for a nice salami sandwich!"
• "Good goin', guys!"
• "I hate to run on an empty stomach!"
• "I'm hungry enough to eat about anything!"
• "That's easy! C'mon, Luigi!"
• "Patty-cake, patty-cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can! Pasta power!"
• "I love when that happens!"
• "Follow me!"
• "I'd pay 200 bucks for a nice pepperoni cheesecake right now."
• "Who called me cheap!? I'll pay 300 bucks!"
• "Stand back!"
• "Start climbing, paisano! We'll stay here and keep King Koopa occupied!"
• "Dinner? That's the best news I've heard in days!"
• "Mmm, my favorite dish! Spaghetti!"
• "(Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) WORMS!?"

"King Mario of Cramalot"

• "Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees, there's raviolis that's smothered in honey!"
• "Take THAT, you Beezo bozos!"
• "That Koopa's a clog in the drainpipe of happiness!"
• "Mervy, ol' pal! Your problems are solved! I've been unclogging sinks since I was knee-high to a tortellini!"
• "Stand back, gang! The sink hasn't been built, that Mario can't unclog!"
• "Hey!"
• "Before you crown me, how about a celebration snack? I could really go for a mozzarella milkshake!"
• "I'll save us!"
• "Take it easy, Luigi! Things could be worse!"
• "Well, for one thing, the ceiling could lower us until it flattens us like a pizza!"
• "Or the room could fill with water, until we all drown like rats!"
• "Hey, I can think of another way things could be worse!"
• "Look! Over there!"
• "There's a hand coming out of the water! That's holding a plumber snake!"
• "Lead on, Mervin! With this magic plumber snake, I'll knock Koopa for a loopa!"
• "Luigi? You have to swim across the moat and and let down the drawbridge!"
• "WATCH OUT FOR KILLER TROUTER FISH!"
• "You're not king! You're nothing but a crown-kyping Koopa!"
• "That's right, Koopa! I'm gonna clean your pipes! I'm bad!"
• "It's no use, Koopa! When we plumbers run into trouble, we gotta flush it out!"
• "You can't escape that easily, you sinister slime bag!"
• "What's green and scaly, and covered with meat sauce?"
• "A Koopa that's landed in deep spaghetti!"
• "Koopa, you're the meanest ugliest lizard that ever slimed its way across Cramalot!"
• "Tryin' to fly the Koop, eh, Koopa?"
• "Huh? Thanks, Koopa! This dueling's made me work up quite an appetite!"
• "That's the way the meatball bounces!"
• "Yes, but Cramalot's seen the last of him!"
• "Eh, it was nothing!"
• "King? I always wanted to be king! I accept!"
• "Hey! What's this thing?"
• "Err, on a second thought, Mervy, ol' pal, I don't think I'm cut out to be king!"
• "Here! Arrivederchi, King Mervin!"

"Butch Mario & The Luigi Kid"

• "WANTED: Dead or alive...Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid."
• "REWARD: 10,000 GOLD PIECES."
• "Hang on! Don't you wanna read the part about how dangerous we are?"
• "Hey, cactus! In your face, pardner!"
• "Must be Koopa's idea. When we find where he's hiding the Princess, you can ask him."
• "(*with Luigi*) Mouser!?"
• "First, you have to catch us!"
• "Check out those logs we'll leap-frog across!"
• "Then, we'll leap-Mushroom!"
• "You'd rather stay here?"
• "It's Princess Toadstool! Let's go!"
• "Princess Toadstool must be inside!"
• "Pardners, I think it's time to head for the hills!"
• "Hey, look! Free Italian food! Let's eat!"
• "Excuse me, paisano! We'd like three orders of free spaghetti to go!"
• "Not me! My stomach will never speak to me again! Listen! I got a plan!"
• "Water! Water!"
• "(with Luigi) Him!"
• "(with Luigi) Patty-cake, patty-cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!"
• "Pasta power!"
• "Sorry, Sheriff! It was an accident!"
• "Right on, paisano, yeah!"
• "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!"
• "I need a pizza!"
• "You're right, Toad! This is the mine where Princess Toadstool was sending us smoke signals!"
• "Someone's bricked up the mine! I'll bet this is where King Koopa, is keeping the Princess!"
• "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on a job, is when we're working by the hour! ...Luigi!"
• "That's a goner, spaghetti-head! ...Goner? Oh no! Hang in there, little brother! Mario will get ya some fresh air!"
• "That's only five! You cheated!"
• "Won't cheat your way outta this!"
• "Come on, guys! I bet the smoke's cleared! Let's find the Princess!"
• "I knew we should've looked here first!"
• "Water! I hear water! Quick! Luigi! It's time for plumbing power!"
• "Ready, Luigi?"
• "Cool it, Koopa!"
• "That's easy! I can think of seven ways!"
• "Yeah! Spaghetti, ravioli, macaroni, tortellini, mostacciolli, linguini, and garlic ice cream!"

"Mario's Magic Carpet"

• "Water! Water! I'll even settle for some meat sauce! Hey! A waterfall!"
• "Ahhhh! A nice, cool shower!"
• "Eeeyuck! Camel slobber!"
• "It's a trap!"
• "That's a generous offer, Pas, ol' pal, but we'll pass."
• "We lucked out, Luigi! Feast your eyes on Aladdin's Lamp! When the guard falls asleep, we'll swipe it, and use its magic to escape and free the Princess!"
• "It's pretty thick glass, but this baby has cut through some pretty tough pizzas!"
• "Come on, Luigi! Don't you know the legend of Aladdin? There's a powerful genie inside, and he can-"
• "Quick! We've gotta find a safe place to make this lamp work!"
• "See for yourself! All I gotta do is rub it."
• "Didn't mean to bother you, ma'am, but we need your magic to-"
• "Oh, mighty genie of the lamp, more beautiful than baked lasagna, more desirable than pepperoni, I humbly beg you to save the Princess!"
• "Yuck! You made a magic smell!"
• "We need your hocus pocus. Can you make us fly?"
• "Tell you what. You make us fly, and I'll grease your palm with a gold coin."
• "I think I see Koopa's carpet way over there!"
• "There's Koopa, up in the clouds! We'll sneak up on him!"
• "He won't see us! I've got a Koopa-proof plan! Toad, start shaking the carpet!"
• "Koopa! Where's the princess?"
• "WE'LL SAVE YOU!"
• "It's no use! A Pidgit's favorite food is carpeting!"
• "They really deserve each other! Where next, Princess?"

"Rolling Down the River"

• "Alright, gentlemen! Any sevens? ...No? Well then, go fish!"
• "Until Toad finds the Princess, or I win all their money!"
• "You worry too much, Luigi!"
• "About time the food came!"
• "Uh oh!"
• "Run for it!"
• "When in doubt, jump!"
• "(with Luigi) Yikes!"
• "And you win some, you lose some!"
• "(with Luigi) Grateful!"
• "We'll fix this mess! What's a steam engine but a fancy way to move water through pipes?"
• "More steam? Right away!"
• "Give her all you got, Luigi!"
• "Ehm, we've got a little problem!"
• "Help is on the way!"
• "Stop shaking, Luigi, and pull!"
• "The Mouth of the River? Where's that?"
• "Tell us how we can sail the Ding Bell past the black pit!"
• "Let's pipe this river down!"
• "Only if you let our friends go, Captain Cuckoo!"
• "Don't I get a last request or something? A pepperoni cheesecake? A fettuccine sundae?"
• "It's Mark Twang! And the Ding Bell!"
• "(with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) To Mark Twang, King of the River! Long may he be reign!"
• "Victory dinner? At last!"
• "Catfish pizza?! This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!"

"The Great Gladiator Gig"

• "Hey, Luigi! Can't you get any more speed outta this ol' tub?"
• "I can't wait to meet all that spaghetti!"
• "Half an hour? I could starve by then!"
• "Uh, excuse my brother. He gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him."
• "No spaghetti?!"
• "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!"
• "Eh, this is some place, huh, Luigi?"
• "Oh! See, Luigi? This is the place where they...(*with Luigi*) CAPTURE US?!?!"
• "Hey, shaddap you face! One second!"
• "Giddyup, chow-hound!"
• "Sorry, but I'm out of oats!"
• "Run for it, Luigi!"
• "Just what the doctor ordered! A secret escape door!"
• "He's not going fishing! That's for sure, Luigi! You go thattaway, you go thisaway!"
• "Now, Luigi! Get 'em!"
• "GET 'EM!!!"
• "I gotta get Luigi outta that net!"
• "I gotta tell you, Luigi, I'm working up one big appetite!"
• "Wait a macaroni minute! I've got an idea! Dance, Luigi!"
• "Dance! DANCE!"
• "We did it, Luigi!"
• "Wait a sec!"
• "Okay! You guys are supposed to be king of the beasts, right?"
• "If you're really kings, you'd be having an emperor for dinner, instead of two measly plumbers!"
• "Come on! I'll let you sink your teeth into some delicious Koopa meat!"
• "Duck, Princess!"
• "Caesaronimo!"

"Mario and the Beanstalk"

• "I already hocked them!"
• "Okay! It's your decision. Come on, Luigi! Let's see what this Guernsey can earnsey!"
• "She's the Royal Cow."
• "We don't wanna trade! We wanna sell!"
• "Right! We need moolah! Money! Cash!"
• "You're not listening, mister! We don't need another cow! We need 100 gold coins!"
• "Hey! We're anybody! How many gold coins are you gonna give us?"
• "Bean seeds! Real special beans!"
• "Dealin' Delbert said we really got the sweet end of the deal!"
• "Gee! He really made it sound like they were our answer for everything!"
• "Holy ravioli!"
• "Princess, you're gonna have a lot more money to save the orphanage than a cow could've gotten ya!"
• "There's tens of millions of garbanzo lovers in the world, and we're about to pick enough beans for 'em all!"
• "Let's keep goin', and start pickin' 'em from the top on down!"
• "I'm flyin' strictly on instruments, so maybe you're right! We'd better turn back cause-"
• "Hey! There's some kind of door here!"
• "Come on! What's to be afraid of?"
• "Not just big! GIANT!"
• "We gotta get outta here!"
• "Run! I think we can make it out through that door!"
• "That window! Let's try!"
• "Up those logs! We can make it!"
• "Oh, boy... No way we can make THAT jump!"
• "Luigi! Gimme a hand with that poker there!"
• "That's it...a little more...more..."
• "You first, Luigi!"
• "Luigi! That bellows! You know that?"
• "Push, Luigi! Push!"
• "There's gotta be a way out!"
• "In there! That other room!"
• "I'll be done! A goose that's better than the U.S. mint!"
• "Hey, Koopa! I hope your big and tall shop blows up, with you in it!"
• "You gotta get out of here? How about us?"
• "I shouldn't help ya, cause of all your gold coin-laying for that Koopa creep! There!"
• "Okay, where's the way out?"
• "Goosey, we're good as gone! Everybody ready?"
• "Only one way to fight 'em!"
• "Way to go, guys!"
• "With gold coins, maybe? The Princess here can use 'em to save the Mushroom Orphanage!"
• "Forget it!"
• "Coins, and more coins!"
• "Hahahahaha! Not your day, Koopa?"
• "What a day! What a day! I'm starved!"

"Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"

• "It's my Red-Hot Pepper Detector, and it's going off-scale!"
• "Hot peppers ahoy!"
• "When he gets that... Gulp! ...sinking feeling!"
• "I'm with you, Luigi!"
• "Nighty-night, knight!"
• "We get your point!"
• "Excuse me, Queen Rotunda!"
• "Wait! Because inside this head is the answer to your problem!"
• "Hot Pepper Pistachio Ice Cream!"
• "It's the perfect new dessert! Just what you're looking for! My personal favorite!"
• "Quick! Drink this!"
• "So, you like Mario's Hot Pepper Pistachio Ice Cream, eh?"
• "Whooooaaaa! Watch it, lady! You're wrinklin' my mustache!"
• "If ya love me, set me and my friends free!"
• "Those ain't wedding bells in your tower! They're bats in your belfry, lady!"
• "HEEEELP!!! My life is over! I-I'm a prisoner of love!"
• "I'll lick it!"
• "It's hurting me a lot more than it's hurting you!"
• "Now you're talking!"
• "Pleeeeeease? Just a little!"
• "No!"
• "Nobody's gonna boil MY brother in oil! I'm gettin' outta here!"
• "Whoops! Put your pot sticker away! That's a good knight!"
• "LUIGI!!! TOAD!!! PRINCESS!!! YOU-YOU GOTTA SAVE ME!!!"
• "Oh no!"
• "Wait! Stop! My shoe's untied!"
• "(Good thinking, Luigi!) I must propose a toast!"
• "To Queen Rotunda, and her big, big, big, biiiig heart, and to Prince Pompadour, her old, old, old friend!"
• "Pastarific, my paisanos!"

"The Great BMX Race"

• "(with Luigi) Holy ravioli!"
• "What? A poster?"
• "Yeah! A bike with pasta power! We'll save you, paisano!"
• "Here's the starting line, but where's the other racers?"
• "Arrivederci!"
• "Sure! I'm doing 60 miles an hour!"
• "You okay, Luigi?"
• "Sure makes you go faster when you have a cheering session!"
• "Hey! It's the Pasta Pit Stop!"
• "Don't worry, Luigi! It's in the bag!"
• "That's what I call a meal!"
• "They'll be sorry for this, Luigi! Let's show 'em some smokin' spokes!"
• "Hey! Where'd you learn to ride a bike?"
• "Relax, Luigi! Plumber's Motto #12: Be ready for anything!"
• "Hey! Are we just gonna hang around here all day, or get back and race?"
• "Sorry if we can't stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!"
• "Too bad! I was saving this for a real emergency, like spaghetti without tomato sauce!"
• "Hang on, Luigi!"
• "Hey! No problem! It's two men against one mouse!"
• "A-a-a-alright... So, now it's a fair fight!"
• "(*with Luigi*) Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as quick as you can!"
• "Hey, sleaze-os! Eat dust!"
• "Look, Luigi! C'mon, Luigi! Let's squash those guys!"
• "Here! A zucchini for you!"
• "Hey, Team Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!"
• "Looks like we win the bike race by default."
• "You mean I wasted my tomato sauce?!"
• "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?"

"Stars in Their Eyes"

• "Let's find out where in the Mushroom Universe we are!"
• "I've got good news and bad news for you!"
• "The good news is, we're almost at the planet Quirk!"
• "The bad news is, we'll be making a crash landing!"
• "My pasta?! This is terrible!"
• "Forget gravity! Grab me!"
• "I got Luigi as an anchor!"
• "Now that all we need is fuel, supplies, food, and more food!"
• "Astro Mouser?!"
• "Scuse us, sir! I thought you were the landing pad! Give me your hand!"
• "I said we were sorry!"
• "Don't panic! I'll plug the leak in two shakes of a calamari's tail!"
• "Don't get carried away, Luigi!"
• "If only our rocket ship were as easy to fix."
• "Our own Mama Mia wouldn't recognize us!"
• "Everybody, make like a moon rock!"
• "Now all we've got to worry about is... (*with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad*) Moon Man Koopa?! Oh no!"
• "Sorry if we got you into a lifetime of enslavement, little pepperoni!"
• "Honked noses of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!"
• "There must be a way to break these cha-"
• "Luigi... The shackles's electronic system, reacts to the anvil's sound!"
• "Yeah! All together! Tap!"
• "Whew! That one really rang our bell tempo! Quick! Our rocket fuel! Our ravioli rations!"
• "Everybody! Hurry! Start paddlin'!"
• "Don't look! Just paddle!"
• "We won't! But first, we take care of Koopa!"
• "Look!"
• "Luigi! Take the control!"
• "I'm just making spaghetti! Suitable for Koopa's meteoric balls!"
• "We're losing marinara! Not to mention, momentum! Full speed ahead!"
• "Not on my melted mozzarella! Throw out everything! Including the kitchen sink!"
• "We've thrown out everything but our emergency pasta ration!"
• "I-I can't do it! I-I can't use the last of our pasta!"
• "Now that's pasta power!"
• "It looks like those Quirks flew Moon Man Koopa for a galactic loopa!"
• "Beam us down to the nearest pasta, Luigi!"

"Jungle Fever"

• "Let's take a lunch break!"
• "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!"
• "Hey! Who called this lunch break, anyway? Let's get hackin'!"
• "Nah! We can get across! No sweat! Look!"
• "Look around, Luigi! There's no warning sign! Come on!"
• "See?"
• "It is now!"
• "All we gotta do is climb up this side, and we're on our way!"
• "Then maybe, that's our way out!"
• "If ya don't want me to tweak your beak off, fly back to my friends!"
• "All aboard!"
• "We gotta get to the witch doctor before Koopa does!"
• "Hasta la pasta!"
• "This time, Koopa really did something rash!"
• "We can't! All we can do is scratch!"
• "Yeah! He's got the witch doctor, and all we can do is stay here and commit itchicide!"
• "Antidote? What antidote?"
• "Spaghetti!"

"Brooklyn Bound"

• "Yikes! Leapin' lasagna!"
• "This time, I agree, Luigi!"
• "Freezing and fightin' and fleein' from Koopa is losin' its charm. I miss Brooklyn!"
• "Look out below!"
• "Some really great plumber has been working down here!"
• "It's Salvador Drainotto!"
• "Everybody in Brooklyn knows Sal! He's a plumber's plumber!"
• "Brooklyn!"
• "Why don't you and Toad come with us?"
• "...Well..."
• "That should do it!"
• "We did it! We did it!"
• "We fall into that, and we'll get a hotfoot all over!"
• "Luigi! Everybody! Grab hold!"
• "Can't...hold...on!"
• "Better yet, I'll think magic Fire Flower!"
• "Oh yeah? I'll show ya!"
• "Just...one more inch..."
• "Aaaahhh! It's Koopa-stompin' time!"
• "Oh yeah, Koopa! I'm sending you a bill!"
• "I dunno, Luigi... I mean...who needs Brooklyn anyway?"
• "All that traffic and stuff! Maybe we should stay and help the Princess!"
• "Well, so long."
• "So long, Princess. So long, Toad."
• "Oh no!"
• "I can't do it! I can't leave the Princess in a jam!"
• "Wrrrrrong again, lizard-breath!"
• "I forgot!"
• "(*with Luigi*) Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!"
• "Too bad, Koopa! Looks like a total washout!"
• "All part of being a hero, Luigi!"

"Toad Warriors"

• "You shouldn't have broken the speed limit, Toad! You have to pull over!"
• "I never shoulda let you drive."
• "But not in jail!"
• "Go, Princess! Go while you can! We'll meet you at the Rebel Fort!"
• "This is the life! The wind in your face! A driving song on the radio! Nothing ahead but the open road! Ahhhhhh!"
• "Time to put the pedal to the metal! Hang on, guys!"
• "Handsome devil, ain't I?"
• "Leapin' lasagna!"
• "Unfasten your seatbelts, guys, and get ready to jump!"
• "But how? We don't have anything he wants!"
• "He's been watching a little too much TV lately, don't you think?"
• "Next time, Koopa, use the crosswalk!"
• "Uh oh! Here comes trouble! It's Mouser driving that Thunder Birdo!"
• "You made it, Toad!"
• "Sounds good to me!"
• "I can't! I've been eatin' dried pasta for weeks! I gotta have it!"

"The Fire of Hercufleas"

• "Jumping gelato! I've got an idea! Up on the pedestals, everybody!"
• "Come on! Let's find this Hercufleas guy!"
• "Well, Toad sure has friends in high places!"
• "Leapin' lasagna!"
• "Don't worry, Hercufleas! Me and my brother will catch those fire thieves!"
• "Racin' rotini! We gotta run for our lives!"
• "Not yet, Luigi! Look!"
• "Come and get me, fireball!"
• "Nice spitting, Luigi!"
• "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can unstop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!"
• "Maybe we can use some help! What we need is the hero!"
• "But you have something Koopa doesn't: Us! My pudgy paisano, we're gonna coach you back into hero shape!"
• "Nope! With the official Brooklyn Academy of Plumbing workout!"
• "(*with Luigi*) No pain, no clog in the drain!"
• "Maginifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!"
• "Roasted us? You musta forgot about the power of positive plumbing!"
• "Don't give up, Herc! There's a super fungus among us!"
• "Well, I need a hero right now; a hero sandwich!"

"Count Koopula"

• "Never fear, Princess! There's bound to be a motel around here somewhere!"
• "It's MY leftovers, Luigi! You ate all yours!"
• "Ohh, okay, but just one bite!"
• "HELP!!! SPAGHETTINAPPER!!!"
• "I can't hold on!"
• "Follow that bat!"
• "We've got to get that spaghetti back!"
• "Come on, Luigi! Nobody believes in vampires anymore!"
• "Well, we need something, and maybe we can get that spaghetti back!"
• "Uh, we need rooms for the night!"
• "You like sleepin' in the rain better?"
• "Are you talkin' to yourself again, Luigi?"
• "Stop already! I'm too hungry to worry about vampires that don't exist!"
• "It did, but this is my spare ravioli!"
• "My ravioli! Fang marks! Every drop of tomato sauce...gone!"
• "We're locked in!"
• "(*with Luigi*) Vampires!"
• "Come on! Let's find the Princess!"
• "Whew! That was close!"
• "Spit it out, Luigi!"
• "{*with Princess Toadstool and Toad*} Spiders!"
• "I forgot my bug spray!"
• "We gotta find a way outta here! What's this?"
• "'Marinara, Chateau Koopula, 1989.' Hehehehey! It's tomato sauce!"
• "Don't worry, Princess! It's us they're after, not you!"
• "It's safer than staying here!"
• "It's a tomato sauce factory!"
• "Mmmm! Needs garlic!"
• "I hate leaks! Somebody call me a plumber!"
• "How do you stop a vampire?"
• "Top sirloin? Filet mignon?"
• "Good thinkin', Toad! Eat this!"
• "Unhand her, fang-face!"
• "This garlic will put you outta the way!"
• "He's havin' a coffin spell!"
• "Chow? That reminds me! It's chow time! I've got my spare cantellini!"

"Pirates of Koopa"

• "We're making spotatoghetti, sir!"
• "Mamma mia!"
• "I see we shoulda stayed in Brooklyn!"
• "Bob-Ombs away! That way!"
• "We gotta do something!"
• "Nope! It's a low ship! We're sinking!"
• "Sinking isn't sunk, Luigi!"
• "Not if we jump!"
• "Yo ho!"
• "Quick, Patches! Gimme one of those Starmen before these Trouters filet our souls!"
• "Starman, star bright! Give me Starman pasta power! Give me pasta might! Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drain snake! It's Super Mario!"
• "Get lost, Trouters!"
• "Scuse me, Captain, but we're gonna have to castoff!"
• "She's not much, but she sure beats swimming!"
• "Time to save the Princess, from that Stoopa Koopa, while I'm supa! Uh oh!"
• "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, then beat 'em!"
• "Sure as spumoni! Arrrgh! Don't you recognize Captain Kidder? And...Long John Spaghetti!"
• "Avast! Back off, buckswashlers! Make room for the baddest pirates in the Caribbean!"
• "Easy as pizza pie!"
• "See if you can sneak up to the Princess!"
• "Remember, Luigi! You gotta act tough!"
• "In a dirty glass!"
• "Mamma mia!"

"Two Plumbers and a Baby"

• "Good thing, cause this is the end of the trail mix!"
• "Prune danish? If they've got food down there, let's follow 'em!"
• "They're not children! They're those old people turned young!"
• "We gotta free these kids somehow!"
• "Watch out for the Albatoss!"
• "Oh no! Luigi!"
• "Quick! Everyone on the seesaws!"
• "Let's beat it, boys! We'll hide until dark and then come back and free those bambinos!"
• "I know about baby brussel sprouts, mini frozen pizzas, tiny tortellinis, but I know nothing about pint-sized princesses."
• "I'll save her!"
• "Here, baby Princess! Uncle Mario has a big surprise for you! BUT THAT'S NOT IT!"
• "Leapin' lasagna! Our baby Princess is in big trouble!"
• "This looks like a job for Sky Plumber, and his homemade hang glider! Faster than a vanishing clog, more powerful than an electric drain snake! Here I come, little Princess!"
• "Goin' my way, bambino?"
• "Cut it out, Princess! I'm- AHAHAAAAAAH!!! ...ticklish!"
• "Oh no, not for long!"
• "♪ Hush, little Princess, don't you cry. I'm gonna buy you a pizza pie. And if that pizza pie gets ate, Luigi'll buy you a New York steak. ♪"
• "I hate babysitting!"
• "And they're heading right for Koopa's castle! Come on!"
• "You get any younger, Princess, and you'll disappear!"
• "Koopa took the control dial!"
• "Sure we can! We just have to reverse the flow of the waterfall!"
• "{*with Luigi*} Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!"
• "That should do it!"
• "That's right! Now it's the Fountain of Age! Pure plumbing genius if I say so myself!"
• "Princess, the only sitting I wanna do is down to a big plate of pasta!"

"The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

• "Did someone say soup? I'll have mine, with a double order of spaghetti!"
• "This way!"
• "He musta been kidnapped!"
• "That I'm gonna find out, or my name isn't Sherlock Mario!"
• "Elementary, my dear fungus! A clue!"
• "Don't give up! A good detective always uses his head! Ouch!"
• "Let's catch that crummy Koopa, and cool his cockamamy crime!"
• "Not so fast, Koopa crabapple!"
• "Let's give these Koopa clowns a taste of pasta power!"
• "So, we meet again, you grody green greaseball!"
• "If only I can get the meatball sandwich outta my pocket!"
• "Elementary, my dear Luigi! Watch!"
• "Mamma mia!"
• "C'mon! Let's catch that crummy Koopa!"
• "Elementary, my dear Toad! We'll follow his trail! Look! A Koopa clawprint! The search is on!"
• "The Koopa clawprints stop at this manhole!"
• "Not so fast!"
• "Hold it right there, Koopa creepo!"
• "Take that, you Koopa crackpot!"
• "Yes, but it's the last time that villain will ever visit Victoria!"
• "There must be some food around here somewhere! Hmmm... Looks like a lunchbox!"
• "This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!"

"Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

• "{*with Luigi*} Leapin' lasagna!"
• "Don't...do it, Princess! We'll get you out of this...somehow."
• "Exactly right, Luigi! And what do plumbers do best, next to fixin' pipes?"
• "{*with Luigi*} Dig!"
• "If I figured right, this tunnel will lead us straight to the Princess!"
• "You had to ask."
• "Don't worry, Luigi! This is the right way! I got an instinct about these things!"
• "Hey! It's Toad and the Mushroom People! Koopa let him go!"
• "Koopa keep a promise? No way! Look!"
• "That fang-faced two-timing double-crosser!"
• "What a rotten reptile! He broke his promise to the Princess!"
• "We go tell the Princess and stop the wedding, that's what!"
• "Relax, Luigi! I got a brainstorm!"
• "We're caterers and-"
• "Plumbers never give up, Luigi! Open up! We got bug soup here! Special for King Koopa's wedding!"
• "Worry about it some other time! We gotta save the Princess, remember?"
• "{*with Luigi*} HOORAY! Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man! Give me pasta power as fast as you can!"
• "Let's make plumber tracks!"
• "Luigi, you're sitting on Toad!"
• "This is great, Luigi!"
• "Sure! Toad knows his way around the castle! All we gotta do is find Koopa's magic scepter! Turn Toad back into Toad, and he'll lead us straight for the Princess! Both of ya, follow me!"
• "That was the wedding cake! We must be getting close!"
• "Koopa's in there! I'm gonna get his magic scepter and turn Toad back into himself!"
• "That's just what the plumber ordered! Super Mario, and Super Luigi!"
• "Whoops! It burned out!"
• "We gotta save the Princess! Lead us to the wedding, Toad!"
• "STOP THE WEDDING!"

"The Pied Koopa"

• "Hey! A place where pasta grows on trees is my kinda place!"
• "Luigi! I think we finally found a place that could make me happier than Brooklyn!"
• "Stupid Koopa's stoopin' lower and lower these days!"
• "Not yet, Mayor Fettuccine! My stomach's got plans for that pasta! Come on! Let's get those kids back! We'll follow Mouser to Koopa's castle!"
• "Hurry! We gotta get inside, before they pull up that drawbridge!"
• "Look at it this way, Luigi! We get our overalls washed, free of charge!"
• "Head for the shore!"
• "I'd just been wishing I had a submarine sandwich and it gave me an idea! Follow me!"
• "Look! There's a Power Block!"
• "Koopa's Troopas can't get us now! We're safe!"
• "The Princess is right, Luigi! Come on!"
• "It can't be any worse than a dungeon full of water!"
• "Things could be worse!"
• "Hey! Look what got washed in from the moat with us! A Bob-Omb! I've got it! We'll drain the dungeon just like we drained the moat!"
• "I'll blow the far wall so the water can empty into the castle basement!"
• "Hang onto those rings, or we'll all go down the drain!"
• "Well, Koopa's got a dry dungeon again! Maybe he'll let bygones be bygones!"
• "It ain't high down here!"
• "First we have to find where Koopa's keeping them! Come on!"
• "Unless, we do to the Koopa Troopa guards, what the Pied Koopa, did to those kids!"
• "Quick! We gotta find some plumbin'! I got a plan!"
• "Yeah! Before they threw us out for eating during a concert!"
• "Okay, Toad! Me and Luigi'll get the guards away, and you free the kiddos!"
• "My only regret is that I have but one stomach to give your country!"

"Koopenstein"

• "I wonder if it fits the pizza parlor?"
• "We'll take care of Koopenstein, and be back in time for dinner!"
• "Hey! Open up! We've come to fix the plumbing!"
• "You have a better idea?"
• "He's almost to the battlements! Hurry up, Toad! I'm starving!"
• "What else is there?"
• "You are, Koopa, if you think we're giving you OUR brains for your monster!"
• "You, and who else? That miserable fungus you call Toad?"
• "He's turned into the Koopenstein Monster! Run for it!"
• "After him!"
• "Too late! The Koopenstein Monster's got the Princess!"
• "How will we ever get Princess Toadstool back? Koopenstein could be anywhere!"
• "Come on! We gotta attack him back!"
• "Get your plumber's helper out, Luigi! We're gonna kick some Koopa!"
• "Forget the plumber's helper! Grab a handful of Bomb Plants and let's go!"
• "Back off, you ugly fiend! The Mario Bros. are back in town!"
• "I've gotta distract the monster, or Toad and Luigi are history!"
• "Hey, Koopenstein! You're a big sissy, and your mother gives you a bottle every night, and your father takes bubble baths!"
• "Time for a nap!"
• "Take this, Koopa, and that! Toad! Luigi! What happened?"
• "If it doesn't, we're in deep spumoni! Stand back! I'm gonna try it out!"
• "The Monster Robot Troopa lives!"
• "Thank you! Thank you! I shall follow Koopenstein's footprints and return!"
• "Okay, Monster Robot Troopa! Do your stuff! Go, go, Troopa!"
• "Hey! Who's been eating all my pizza? It's full of holes!"
• "Where's the key to that pizza parlor? I gotta teach these guys how to do it right!"

"On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"

• "Sure nice of you Princess to buy us lunch at this restaurant!"
• "(*with Luigi*) Oh!"
• "What's this?"
• "Oh my! A guy could have a great time in a flooded basement with all this stuff!"
• "Time for Secret Agents Mario and Luigi to go into action!"
• "We're approaching Fort Hard Knox! Let's see what the Super Spymobile can do! Activate the plumber scope!"
• "Not on your lasagna-lovin' life! Activate the plumber pulsion!"
• "Fire the plumber missiles!"
• "Fire the plumber gun!"
• "It looks like we're plumb outta luck!"
• "Let us go, Koopfinger, before you land in rotten ravioli!"
• "Wahoo! What a ride!"
• "It's a Goomba attack! Run for it!"
• "Piranha Plants! Jump!"
• "Uh oh! Look! Spark on a war path!"
• "Not Secret Agent Mario! This super spy hose nozzle and mini-plunger oughta do the trick!"
• "Secret Agents away!"
• "C'mon! Let's turn the tables on that rancid reptile!"
• "(*with Luigi*) Super spy surprise!"
• "That's right, Koopfinger! And we're gonna pump your pipes!"
• "Koopfinger, you're kaput!"
• "Yes, but he won't be snoopin' around Spy Land anymore!"
• "I smell food!"
• "Mamma mia! Lunch!"
• "Mmmmmm! I just love food that's spicy!"

"Mario and Joliet"

• "Beezos! Jump for it!"
• "Uh oh! Looks like we landed in tough tortellini!"
• "We were a noodle away from disaster that time!"
• "Hey, that Koopa's a real party poopa!"
• "She's not asking you, she's tellin' you!"
• "This is one wedding Koopa's really gonna cry at!"
• "There's only one villain rotten enough to pull off such a nasty stunt! (*with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad*) Koopa!"
• "By getting things rolling! Yippeeeee!"
• "Come on, gang! Let's hop to it!"
• "Now you got the hang of it!"
• "Trapped like hair in a drain."
• "How're we gonna get that muscle-pound meatball?"
• "That's great, Toad! Just one problem: He had the key!"
• "Let's get outta here!"
• "Uh oh! Trouble in Koopa City!"
• "Find another way out! I'll give these Koopa clowns a taste of pasta power!"
• "I always cry at wedding feasts!"
• "Now this is my kind of feud!"

"Too Hot to Handle"

• "I hope someone's mixing up a mozzarella milkshake!"
• "I got you, Princess!"
• "This is a trick! It's not your Fire God, it's King Koopa! I'd recognize that voice anywhere!"
• "C'mon! We gotta save the Princess before they cook her goose!"
• "Hey! C'mon! We'll get faster if we ride!"
• "Giddyup, ostrich! Giddyup!"
• "Let's fight fire with fruit!"
• "Stop! Don't drop the Princess!"
• "It was all a trick! Koopa's got the Princess!"
• "Yeah! Leap for your lives!"
• "Smells like they're carrying that lava that was chasing us!"
• "C'mon! We'll trace these pipes down and find out!"
• "Hey! This must be the machine that makes the lava! Shhhh!"
• "Toad, you gotta keep Koopa busy for a few minutes!"
• "We gotta re-plumb Koopa's evil plan!"
• "Good thing Koopa's workmen left these behind!"
• "Monkey wrench!"
• "Hacksaw!"
• "For Koopa!"
• "This is hard for a plumber to watch, Luigi!"
• "We had no choice! It was the only way we could stop Koopa and save the island!"
• "Quick! We'll hide in the Lava Boat!"
• "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!"
• "Holy ravioli!"
• "Open your eyes, Luigi! We made it!"
• "Now I know why they call this paradise!"

"Hooded Robin and His Mario Men"

• "Mamma mia!"
• "Y'know, my Mushroom paisano, maybe it's time to get a new map!"
• "That sure sounded like Koopa, but why would that rotten reptile rescue us?"
• "Sure will!"
• "And don't forget his Mario men!"
• "Comin' through!" (Looks like the Koopa Troopa is talking the last word.)
• "Easy, fellas! This is official castle business!"
• "Quit living in the dark ages! You need a modern moat! Mr. Troopa, close your evil eyes! Now picture your dream moat! Boiling water, barbed wire..."
• "Quick! Through the magic door!"
• "Hooded Robin!"
• "This'll be easy as pie! Pizza pie, with pepperoni!"
• "Then let's start smashing our way outta here, and find that gold!"
• "And he's guarding the gold coins! How do we get past that hothead?"
• "(*with Luigi and Hooded Robin*) Frygal?"
• "That's a heapin' helpin' of moolah!"
• "Liquid? No problessimo!"
• "You gotta remember! When in doubt, flush it out!"
• "Hey! It's the Mushroom bambino! Have we got a surprise for you!"
• "A feast? And we're invited?"

"20,000 Koopas Under the Sea"

• "Mush, Mushroom!"
• "Who knows, Luigi, but I'm glad it went!"
• "Yeah!"
• "No sweat, Princess! All we gotta do is, uh...well..."
• "(*in Luigi's voice due to an animation error*) I've fixed bathtubs bigger than that boat!"
• "Hey!"
• "Let's get jumpin'! If we don't snag that sea monster, Koopa's gonna trash Happy Harbor!"
• "I got it! I got it!"
• "The monster got away!"
• "Now I know what a pizza feels like when it's swallowed!"
• "(*in Luigi's voice due to an animation error*) You were trying to trick them into making you their king!"
• "{*with Luigi*} Good!"
• "{*with Luigi*} Uh oh! Not so good!"
• "This is awful!"
• "We gotta warn Toad and Captain Abidab!"
• "We'll send them a message. Lots of messages!"
• "Toad!"
• "Toad's right! Happy Harbor's got an emergency, and we're the plumbers who can handle it!"
• "Plan? I thought you had a plan!"
• "{*with Luigi*} Starman, star bright! Give us pasta power! Give us pasta might!"
• "It's Bloober-bopping time!"
• "{*with Luigi*} Now it's Koopa-bopping time!"
• "Mamma mia!"

"Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"

• "Sure we will, but after lunch, it's mealtime!"
• "I'm in pasta heaven! Hey! Ouch! I hope the food's better than the furniture!"
• "No flaky feast is gonna get the best of me! Mamma mia!"
• "This will get the party swingin'!"
• "I've never never ever had such bad luck!"
• "Mamma mia!"
• "Now, Murphy, you should stay here and..."
• "And you're just the mini man for the job!"
• "If we move the gold, it'll ring that bell!"
• "Sorry, Luigi! I've got another plan!"
• "Oh no!"
• "I wonder when we get dinner?"
• "Hey, guards! What time we gonna eat?"
• "Well, they're gonna hear this!"
• "We did it! And now we got a princess to rescue!"
• "That Mouser's fast on his feet, but slow in the head! Now you stay here, Murphy, while I rescue the Princess!"
• "I got just the thing to cut these chains: The All Purpose Portable Plumber's Helper! There! The hacksaw! Wrench!"
• "This is one tough chain! Let's hope Luigi can keep O'Koopa's Troopas busy!"
• "Now let's get the gold coins, before O'Koopa comes back!"
• "It's not gonna be lucky for long, you repulsive reptile! Look out the window! Unless you give Murphy back his gold, all the kingdom is gonna be flooded!"
• "Fighting your bad luck? That's what we've been doing wrong! Murphy, the way to beat O'Koopa, isn't by being his enemy! It's by being his very best friend!"
• "As long as you stay in Shamrock, Koopa, Murphy will be your best pal!"
• "Whew! It's true! Nothing bad happened to me! Luckily, I landed on lunch!"

"Mario Meets Koop-zilla"

• "Besides that, it makes great spaghetti sauce! Faster! Faster!"
• "(with Luigi and Princess Toadstool) Koop-zilla?!"
• "Run for your life!"
• "There's only one person who can tell us that: the scientist who invented Super Sushi! Come on!"
• "Ouch! Sorry, doc!"
• "My crazy plans always work! All we gotta do is find Koop-zilla!"
• "That's probably him now!"
• "Hey, Koop-zilla, you gigantic green good-for-nothing goofball!"
• "We're warning you to leave right now, before we get mad and flush you down the drain!"
• "It worked, Luigi! Koop-zilla's chasin' us!"
• "Here he comes! Luigi, step on it!"
• "Now we got Koop-zilla right where we want him!"
• "Toad! Princess! Now! Let the net go!"
• "(with Luigi) We did it!"
• "That net's made of solid steel, Koop-zilla! You'll never get out!"
• "Just save your breath, Luigi, and run for your life!"
• "By going down the drain! Look!"
• "Last one in is a rotten eggplant!"
• "Then I'll unstick us!"
• "By sticking Koopa!"
• "Then serve the supper! I've gotta grow as big as Koop-zilla, so I can clean his pipes! And beside that, I'm hungry!"
• "I'll have my Super Sushi, with a super serving of spaghetti!"
• "Mmmm! Good!"
• "Now it's Koopa clobbering time!"
• "That's enough, you revolting reptile!"
• "That's right, Koop-zilla! And I'm ready for Koopa combat!"
• "Tell me! How'd you ever get so creepy, crummy, and crabby?"
• "That oughta teach you to mess with Mario!"
• "Easier said than done, lizard-lips! Hiyyyyyya!"
• "As we say in Brooklyn, BONSAI!!!"
• "Lucky for me, that mattress factory broke my fall!"
• "Koop-zilla, I'm gonna pull the rug out from under you!"
• "That's right, Koopa! You're all Kooped out!"
• "All that Koopa clobbering's made me hungry! Mmmmm! What's this?"
• "Quick! Give me the antidote!"
• "Well, maybe now I can finally eat my fill of pasta!"

"Koopa Klaus"

• "What's going on, Toad? You were in charge of getting us here!"
• "As long as we're here, eh? Did you plan this, Toad?"
• "Oh, well! Maybe we can pick up some gold coins working part-time in Santa's workshop!"
• "It's a bird!"
• "Albatoss attack! Head for cover!"
• "He's heading towards Santa's workshop!"
• "Look! The elves's playground!"
• "We got one shot, Luigi! Toss me a snow block from the igloo!"
• "Then bring it to me!"
• "Set it on the teeter-totter."
• "Now, jump on the teeter-totter!"
• "You wanna save Christmas or not?"
• "But we still have to catch him!"
• "I shoulda known Koopa Klaus would send his Flurries to fight us!"
• "Let's fight fire with fire!"
• "You take the Princess and Toad! I'm gonna save Santa with my plumber snake!"
• "And it melts Koopa's ice! It's going to be a Merry Christmas after all!"

"Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"

• "Right! It needs more meat sauce!"
• "Save the spaghetti! Save the spaghetti!"
• "Uh oh! Spaghetti a la Spiny! I smell a Koopa!"
• "That piece of junk doesn't scare anybody!"
• "We gotta get up there somehow and stop Koopa's snowmaker!"
• "Now you're talkin', Toad! To the beanstalk!"
• "The snow's getting worse!"
• "Are you kidding? This thing's as strong as a salami! Whoa! Would you believe, a wet noodle?"
• "Mamma mia!"
• "Hey! It's a Cloud Land elevator!"
• "Does it fly?"
• "How much are the carpets?"
• "One stick of gum, and three faucet washers."
• "Great! Come on, Luigi! Now we can fix that ol' Koopa snowblower!"
• "Not to mention a stick of gum! Uh oh! There's that creepo Koopa!"
• "Maybe Sam Shalam meant firepoof!"
• "Mamma mia!"
• "That's goners, Luigi! And you're right!"
• "Look out, ground! Here we come!"
• "Look! They're tryin' to save us!"
• "A little to the left!"
• "That's right! Now we can get our money back from that fast-talking flying carpet salesman!"
• "Slow down, Shalam! The last carpet you sold us wasn't fireproof!"
• "Yeah! We're tryin' to save Pastaland from Koopa, and your lousy carpet ruined everything!"
• "We'll take two!"
• "Relax, Luigi! I got a plan to throw Koopa for a loopa!"
• "That's the beauty of having wings made out of flying carpets! It doesn't need an engine!"
• "YOU'RE gonna fly it!"
• "Would you rather be the tail gunner, and get shot at by Koopa?"
• "Funny you should ask, Mr. Bomber, dear! You're gonna blast it out of the sky with this!"
• "Okay, Luigi! Take 'er up!"
• "Hey, Luigi! We're flyin' upside-down!"
• "Uh oh! I see cloudy days ahead!"
• "Way to roll the ol' rigatoni, Luigi! Hey, Toad! Are you ready to blast that satellite?"
• "Does that come with spaghetti?"

"The Unzappables"

• "C'mon! Let's nab 'em!"
• "Hold it right there! We're making a citizens arrest!"
• "Let's teach that renegade reptile that crime doesn't pay!"
• "Al Koopone is Public Enemy #1!"
• "Hmmm... What we need is a stool pigeon!"
• "Not so fast!"
• "Let's squash 'em!"
• "This calls for pasta power!"
• "Our faucet-fixin' days aren't over yet! Look!"
• "Starman, star bright! Give me pasta power! Give me pasta might!"
• "Just leave things to Mario! I'll get us in as smooth as water through a drainpipe!"
• "It's Aface and his gang!"
• "Password? Huh. Password?"
• "Oh yeah! (with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad) Cheeseballs!"
• "We've got to find out where they keep their Unzappable Hats!"
• "C'mon! Let's cap this Koopa caper!"
• "It's Koopa clobbering time!"
• "We do, you goofy green good-for-nothing!"
• "Koopone, you've Kooped your last Koop!"
• "Yes, but he won't be breakin' any more laws in Crime Land!"
• "I'm up heeeere! And now that we've chased Al Koopone from Crime Land, I'm changing the name of the Koopa Klub!"
• "Mario's Pasta Palace! Until now, this town didn't have one Italian restaurant, and that really was a crime!"

"Bad Rap"

• "Well, let's get snappin' and stop Koopa's rappin'!"
• "Princess, Luigi! Help me grab! We gotta stop this mound of flab!"
• "Slow down, Flab Boy, I have a plan! And guess what, Princess? You're our man!"
• "We're in deep water, boys! C'mon, let's fight!"
• "Don't worry, Princess! Here we come!"
• "Hold on there, Flab Boys, try to stay still!"
• "You slimy reptile! Let her go!"
• "Mamma mia!"
• "You said cannolis? I'm ready to eat! In fact, it's lunchtime! Good time to retreat!"
• "I'll do it, Luigi! Give me a boost!"
• "This is the only way to cut Koopa's juice!"
• "Koopa'll be here soon! We'll have to be ready!"
• "Okay, guys! We're ready to rumble! Bad Rap Koopa's about to tumble!"
• "Koopa, you're crazy!"
• "Princess, King, stop those Albatoss!"
• "Goodness gracious, bless my soul! It's time to do the Flab Boys Bowl!"
• "Don't worry, Luigi! He talks a big load! You forgot our secret weapon, mighty Mushroom Toad!"
• "Well, Koopa, this time you're through!"

"The Mark of Zero"

• "He's real, alright. And he's gonna help us!"
• "Yes, yes, and yes!"
• "(with Luigi's voice) Holy calamari!"
• "It doesn't look good for the good guys, Luigi!"
• "Nice to meet you, legendary masked hero!"
• "Talk about getting down! Let's get 'em!"
• "And we didn't even get a taco!"
• "There's only one person who can help! It's up to us to find Zero."
• "Señor Mayor, Zero's been captured and we're trying to find him, and we need your help! Does anyone know where El Koopitan's secret fortress is?"
• "We're not afraid of you, El Koopitan! ...Noooow, Luigi!"
• "The people are ready to fight against you, El Koopitan! Right, people of El Desert Land? Right, people of El Desert Land? Right, peo-"
• "Luigi! Get the wagons!"
• "Luigi!"
• "Leave my brother alone!"
• "There!"
• "Take that tortilla, Stoopa Troopas!"
• "Yay! We did it! We did it!"
• "I guess Mexican food doesn't agree with El Koopitan!"
• "Hmm, Señor Mayor. I think you just gave me an idea!"
• "Not so fast, El Koopitan! First you must deal with Zero and..."
• "But it is!"
• "Hey, Zero Plus One! You mind giving me a hand or what?"
• "Secret fortress: one mile north of the taco stand."
• "And now to go to Koopa's secret fortress, and free the real Zero!"
• "Luigi! That's exactly how we'll get in!"
• "It's gonna work like a charm! What's the matter? You never heard of hang gliding?"
• "Here they come, Luigi!"
• "Let's get Zero, and beat it outta here, Luigi!"
• "(*with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad*) You're Zero?!"
• "I promise!"

"The Ten Koopmandments"

• "Mamma mia! Look at Koopmandment number 6! 'Thou shall eat no pasta!' Heh. This time, the crummy Koopa's gone too far!"
• "But when we reached the Mushroom village, it was even worse than we expected."
• "Whatever it is, you can bet it's something diabolical, sinister, and not very nice."
• "There's only one thing we CAN do!"
• "No! Stand and fight!"
• "En garde, Koop Tut!"
• "Will you settle for a mummy? Look!"
• "Jump for it!"
• "Uh oh! Look!"
• "(*with Luigi, Princess Toadstool, and Toad*) A Phanto!"
• "We haven't gone down the drain yet! Look! 'EMERGENCY EXIT: PUSH!'"
• "Magic staff, bring joy among us! Turn these bricks into fungus!"
• "Now we gotta lead those Mushrooms to safety! Come on!"
• "Magic staff, do your art! Make this Red Sauce Sea to part!"
• "Mushrooms-ho!"
• "Mamma mia! I've got it! Let's have the biggest spaghetti feed in history! We've already got the red sauce, now we can just lay our hands on a hundred billion tons of pasta!"

"The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!"

• "You turn my friend into an ice cube, I'm gonna defrost your head!"
• "I can't break Koopa's icy spell! I can't even walk! Oof! But I can jump!"
• "It's working! The heat from the stove is melting the ice!"
• "Ow, ow, ow! Hot, hot, hot!"
• "Phew! Free at last! Now to unfreeze my fellow revolutionaries!"
• "Whoops! As soon as Luigi's unfrozen, he's goin' on a diet!"
• "Whoops!"
• "Wait for me, General!"
• "Thrown perfect, if I say so myself! Mamma- ...mia!"
• "My achin' pasta noodle!"
• "Come back here, fireball!"
• "It's gonna take hours to unfreeze all your army, General Washingtoad!"
• "Luigi! It's up to you! I gotta stay and defrost General Washingtoad's army!"
• "Thawing frozen soldiers is tougher than thawing frozen pipes!"
• "But where's Luigi?"
• "We gotta attack Koopa now!"
• "Unless..."
• "Unless we surprise Redcoat Koopa and attack from behind!"
• "We're gonna do it, for liberty and freedom! For the Thirteen Mushroom Colonies! For Luigi!"
• "Sorry, General Washingtoad! We're stuck in the ice! Anybody got any ideas?"
• "Quick, Luigi! The scepter!"
• "Pasta power, do your stuff!"
• "That's one cold Koopa!"

"The Trojan Koopa"

• "Don't get your valves out of joint, Luigi! Everything's going according to plan!"
• "See, fellas? Here's King Koopa's fortress! No problissimo!"
• "You hammerheads don't scare us!"
• "Luigi! Where there's a wall, there's a way!"
• "There's more than one way to get inside Koopa's fort."
• "All you gotta do is get over that wall!"
• "5...4...3...2...1... Blastoff!"
• "I knew we'd find a way in there!"
• "I hate to admit that a plumber can be washed up, but we're in trouble."
• "I have an idea that just might work, and these bad guy brothers are just what we need to throw Koopa off guard!"
• "For the second part of my plan! What's Koopa love more than anything?"
• "Right! And we're gonna build the one thing that Koopa will let inside those gates!"
• "And the best part of it is, Koopa thinks we're out there on that boat!"
• "We just have to stay put until dark, and then we bust out of this box and free the Princess!"
• "Shhhh! If we wanna rescue the Princess, we can't wake anyone up."
• "Hurry! Let's get outta here!"
• "(*with Luigi and Toad*) Oh no!"
• "Sure it looks bad now, Luigi, but remember: every clogged drain has its silver elbow trap!"
• "But we're supposed to rescue her!"
• "Yay, yay! Go, Princess!"
• "Thanks to one super-duper princess!"
• "Leave that to me!"
• "It's ugly, but it floats!"

"Quest for Pizza"

• "Faster! Faster!"
• "It's King Koopa! He's gone caveman crazy!"
• "Quick! Quick! Get away from him!"
  (Looks like King Koopa is talking)
• "Faster! Faster!"
• "I've been snake bit!"
• "Eating? Sounds good to me!"
• "What? Only one pizza?"

"The Great Gold Coin Rush"

• "Bye-bye, birdies!"
• "The brakes are broke!"
• "Looks like the end of the line, everybody!"
• "Don't think! Run!"
• "Hey! I see a light! Look!"
• "Not for long, Luigi! We can dig our way outta here!"
• "(*with Luigi*) ♪ I've been working on the condo, all the live long day! ♪ "
• "Don't worry, Princess! I've got an instinct about these things! We're headed right for...a town?"
• "Shhhh! Be quiet, everybody! If we're gonna sneak back into town, we don't wanna make any- Noise!"
• "Wanna bet they're down in the mine?"
• "If only we had some Fire Flowers, we could super-up, and cook Koopa's goose!"
• "Mmmm! There's never a noodle around when you need one!"
• "Mamma mia! Pastariffic!"
• "Couldn't we just take a little pasta break?"
• "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drain snake! It's Super Mario!"
• "Your Klaimjumpin' days are over, Koopa!