"That's a mirage, your royal nincompoopship!" - "Just Deserts"
"We are the Mushroom Kingdom's plumbers extraordinaire! The Super Mario Brothers, what a pair! Do you have problems with your pipes? Is your water running right? Are all the fittings screwed down tight? If they aren't, don't despair! The super plumbers will be there! And there's no pipe we can't repair!" - Super Mario Adventures
"Well, Wendy Koopa, this is either the smartest thing you've done or the stupidest! If Daddy finds out I looted the arsenal, I'll be grounded till I get my fourth set of teeth! But it's not every day a girl gets her own personal spy network, warning her that Mario has to cross through here today, in fourteen minutes to be prescise!" - "Fins and Roses"
"I... Hate... Stanley... The Talking... Fish... OW!" - "Fins and Roses"
"Well I think that Daddy would like something pretty and shiny! Like maybe a diamond ring for me!!" - "Bowser Knows Best"