Glitz Pit Security

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Glitz Pit Security, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

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The Glitz Pit Security are the security of the Glitz Pit that watch over certain areas of the pit in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. The species of the Security is unknown, but all of them are muscular, blue-skinned, have yellow tufts of hair, wear black shades and suits, and hold their hands behind their backs. They resemble real-world members of the secret service, who are tasked with protecting the president. The security's purpose is to work for Grubba (later Jolene) and make sure the fighters don't get out of hand. However, before the championship fight, one of the security members leads Mario to a deserted locker room and locks him inside, minutes before the fight. This leads to the conclusion that Rawk Hawk cheated and somehow convinced the security to lock Mario in and prevent him from fighting in the Championship match.

Tattles[edit]

Each individual security guard has a unique Tattle, though they all share an introduction and conclusion.

  • "This guy is Glitz Pit Security. He has to keep watch on this particular area."
    • "You can tell this guy works out all the time."
    • "Look at the huge pipes on this guy! Wowsers."
    • "Muscles here definitely hits the weights."
    • "Boy, this guy must work out all the time, huh?"
    • "This guy must do like, a million sit-ups daily."
    • "This guy has arms as big as your thighs, Mario."
    • "This guy probably works out eight hours a day."
    • "This guy could probably bench our whole party."
    • "This guy must be a former Mr. Mushroom Kingdom."
    • "This guy must eat nothing but protein shakes."
    • "This guy looks like he could turn folks into pretzels."
    • "I sure wouldn't want to get on this guy's bad side."
    • "Ten to one this guy has a professional trainer."
    • "Now THERE is a man who's lifted a few weights."
    • "This guy could probably bench-press a Thwomp."
  • "I bet he's buffer than the fighters."