The Fuzz

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The Fuzz
“Meeeeork! Meeeeeeork! We'll suck up your SOULS! MEEEEEORK!”
The Fuzz, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

The Fuzz a.k.a. the Bottomless Vacuums, is a Major League fighting team in the Glitz Pit consisting of a Fuzzy, a Green Fuzzy, and a Flower Fuzzy. They are ranked 6th in Glitz Pit. The phrase "the fuzz" is a slang term for "the police".

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door stats and tattle[edit]

Mario fighting the Fuzz

Regular Fuzzy[edit]

  • HP: 3
  • Attack: 1
  • Defense: 0
  • Locations: Shhwonk Fortress, Glitzville, Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 1-9)
  • Tattle Number: 50
  • Tattle Log: A parasite that sucks up its opponent's HP to replenish its own. Fuzzies are so hyper that it's hard to time your Guard Action Command.
  • Tattle: That's a Fuzzy. What a hyper little guy, huh? Cut back on the caffeine! Max HP is 3, Attack is 1, and Defense is 0. Those things suck up your HP and use it to replenish their own! Isn't that the worst? I mean, EW! Doesn't that just sound totally gross? Anyway, guard against them by pressing A Button the MOMENT they release you. The timing is pretty hard to master, so, uh, practice up! These things really suck... HP.

Green Fuzzy[edit]

  • HP: 5
  • Attack: 3
  • Defense: 0
  • Locations: Glitzville, Keelhaul Key
  • Tattle Number: 52
  • Tattle Log: This minty fuzzy replenishes its HP as it drains yours. And it can multiply.
  • Tattle: That's a Green Fuzzy. As you can see, it's a Fuzzy, and it's green. Duh! Max HP is 5, Attack is 3, and Defense is 0. This is similar to a normal Fuzzy, so it replenishes its own HP as it sucks out ours. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... That is just the grossest thing ever. ...If you don't find that idea gross, seriously, there's something wrong with you. The main difference between this and other Fuzzies is that this one multiplies. You know, I bet this thing would look great sitting next to a Gold Fuzzy.

Flower Fuzzy[edit]

  • HP: 6
  • Attack: 3
  • Defense: 0
  • Locations: Glitzville, Keelhaul Key, Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 31-39)
  • Tattle Number: 53
  • Tattle Log: A Fuzzy with lovely coloring. It'll suck your FP and attack with magic when full.
  • Tattle: That's a Flower Fuzzy. Wow, what a totally pretty Fuzzy, don'tcha think? Max HP is 6, Attack is 3, and Defense is 0. This thing attacks by boinging in and sucking out FP. How uncool! We need FP! Once it charges up its own FP, it uses magical attacks. Better beat it before it does. Oh! I just got it! It's a Flower Fuzzy because it sucks your FP (Flower Points)! Duuuuuuh! Hee hee!

Names in other languages[edit]

The Fuzz[edit]

Language Name Meaning
Japanese チョロボン3[1]
Chorobon 3
The Fuzzy 3
Spanish Los Peludos Peludos mean "Furries", and Fuzzies have a lot of fur
German Fuzzy-Trio Fuzzy Trio
Italian Gli Incubo Skizzobocchio The "Skizzobocchio" (a nonsense neologism) Nightmare

The Bottomless Vacuums[edit]

Language Name Meaning
Japanese そこなしのバキューマー[1]
Sokonashi no Bakyūmā
The Bottomless Vacuums


  1. ^ a b "Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door From Japanese to English". (June 1, 2014). The Mushroom Kingdom. Retrieved January 4, 2015.