The Fuzz

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The Fuzz
The Fuzz
“Meeeeork! Meeeeeeork! We'll suck up your SOULS! MEEEEEORK!”
The Fuzz, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

The Fuzz a.k.a. the Bottomless Vacuums, is a Major League fighting team in the Glitz Pit consisting of a Fuzzy, a Green Fuzzy, and a Flower Fuzzy. They are ranked 6th in Glitz Pit. The phrase "the fuzz" is a slang term for "the police".

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Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Fuzzy
A Fuzzy as it appears in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Max HP 3 Attack 1 Defense 0
Location(s) Shhwonk Fortress, Glitz Pit, Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 3, 5, 8) Role Common Level 8
Sleep? 95% Dizzy? 90% Confuse? 95%
Tiny? 90% Stop? 95% Soft? 95%
Burn? 100% Freeze? 80% Fright? 95%
Gale Force? 90% KO? 100% Moves Kissy-Kissy (1, recovers health according to damage, Piercing)
Exp. points 0 Coins 0 - 1 Items Dried Shroom (drop only), Fire Flower, Honey Syrup (drop only), HP Drain, Mushroom, POW Block (drop only), Sleepy Sheep, Stopwatch, Tasty Tonic (drop only), Volt Shroom (drop only)
Tattle Log #:
50
Log A parasite that sucks up its opponent's HP to replenish its own. Fuzzies are so hyper that it's hard to time your Guard Action Command.
Tattle That's a Fuzzy. What a hyper little guy, huh? Cut back on the caffeine! Max HP is 3, Attack is 1, and Defense is 0. Those things suck up your HP and use it to replenish their own! Isn't that the worst? I mean, EW! Doesn't that just sound totally gross? Anyway, guard against them by pressing A Button the MOMENT they release you. The timing is pretty hard to master, so, uh, practice up! These things really suck… HP.
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Green Fuzzy
A sprite of Green Fuzzy from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Max HP 5 Attack 3 Defense 0
Location(s) Glitz Pit, Keelhaul Key Role Common Level 19
Sleep? 85% Dizzy? 80% Confuse? 85%
Tiny? 90% Stop? 85% Soft? 95%
Burn? 100% Freeze? 70% Fright? 85%
Gale Force? 80% KO? 95% Moves HP Drain (Absorbs 3 HP, Piercing), Spin (summons Green Fuzzy with identical stats)
Exp. points 0 Coins 0 - 3 Items Sleepy Sheep, Slow Shroom, Ruin Powder, HP Plus P, Ice Storm
Tattle Log #:
52
Log This minty Fuzzy replenishes its HP as it drains yours. And it can multiply.
Tattle That's a Green Fuzzy. As you can see, it's a Fuzzy, and it's green. Duh! Max HP is 5, Attack is 3, and Defense is 0. This is similar to a normal Fuzzy, so it replenishes its own HP as it sucks out ours. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW… That is just the grossest thing ever. …If you don't find that idea gross, seriously, there's something wrong with you. The main difference between this and other Fuzzies is that this one multiplies. You know, I bet this thing would look great sitting next to a Gold Fuzzy.
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Flower Fuzzy
Pink Fuzzyball.png Max HP 6 Attack 3 Defense 0
Location(s) Glitz Pit, Keelhaul Key, Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 31, 33-36, 38, 39) Role Common Level 19
Sleep? 85% Dizzy? 80% Confuse? 85%
Tiny? 90% Stop? 85% Soft? 95%
Burn? 100% Freeze? 70% Fright? 85%
Gale Force? 80% KO? 95% Moves FP Drain (Absorbs 3 FP [if only 1 or 2 FP are applicable, then that is drained]), FP Thunder (3 to Mario and Partner, Piercing), Kissy-Kissy (3, only uses when Mario lacks FP, Piercing)
Exp. points 0 Coins 0 - 3 Items Ice Storm, Shooting Star, Sleepy Sheep, Slow Shroom, Spite Pouch (drop only), Stop Watch, Volt Shroom (drop only), Last Stand P
Tattle Log #:
53
Log A Fuzzy with lovely coloring. It'll suck your FP and attack with magic when full.
Tattle That's a Flower Fuzzy. Wow, what a totally pretty Fuzzy, don'tcha think? Max HP is 6, Attack is 3, and Defense is 0. This thing attacks by boinging in and sucking out FP. How uncool! We need FP! Once it charges up its own FP, it uses magical attacks. Better beat it before it does. Oh! I just got it! It's a Flower Fuzzy because it sucks your FP (Flower Points)! Duuuuuuh! Hee hee!

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Names in other languages[edit]

The Fuzz[edit]

Language Name Meaning
Japanese チョロボン3[1]
Chorobon Surī
Fuzzy 3

French Fuzzyeurs
Pun on "Fuzzy" and "fusilleur" (shooter)
German Fuzzy-Trio
Fuzzy Trio
Italian Gli Incubo Skizzobocchio
The "Skizzobocchio" (a nonsense neologism) Nightmare
Spanish Los Peludos
Peludos mean "Furries", and Fuzzies have a lot of fur
Spanish (NOE) Los Chupópteros
"Chupóptero" comes from the verb "chupar" (to suck), and possibly also from "helicóptero" (helicopter)

The Bottomless Vacuums[edit]

Language Name Meaning
Japanese そこなしのバキューマー[1]
Sokonashi no Bakyūmā
The Bottomless Vacuumer

French Aspirateurs fous
Crazy vacuums
Italian Gli aspiratori selvaggi
The wild vacuums
Spanish La pasión desbordada, el beso del diablo
The overflowing passion, the devil's kiss

References[edit]

  1. ^ a b "Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door From Japanese to English". (June 1, 2014). The Mushroom Kingdom. Retrieved January 4, 2015.