List of Paper Mario: Color Splash quotes by character (P–Z)

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This is a list of quotes from Paper Mario: Color Splash by character (P–Z).

Paint Guy[edit]

  • "We dances in circles, We slurps up da paint! If you think that's yer business, Trust me, it ain't!"
  • "The dancing was our downfall..."
  • "I slurped this fair and square!"
  • "Keep your mitts off my paint!"
  • "How'd you find us?"
  • "OK, you got me. I give up. I regret my life choices."
  • "I'll return the paint I stole. It's like they say: you can't fight city hall. Or city plumbing."
  • "C'mon–let's head back to that Paint Star thing. After you, I insist."
  • "Take me back to the Paint Star, and I'll repaint it. I'll follow you."
  • "OK. I will now... un-slurp the paint from the Paint Star."
  • "You'll probably want to supervise me to make sure I don't try anything funny."
  • "There. Good as new."
  • "So, am I free to go?"
  • "Or is this... the end of the road? Heh..."
  • "DANG IT, JOHNSON! I TOLD you to pull up the anchor!"
  • "Hey, you down there! Think you could unsnag our anchor? Pretty please?"
  • "Man I'm tired of red paint."
  • "Wish I could visit Port Prisma..."
  • "This is my 43rd loop today."
  • "I'm on paint detail all week."

Peddler Toad[edit]

  • "I'm SO reporting this place to the health department."
  • "I can't cook for beans. I'm just the restocking guy."
  • "I sell onions on the side! And I'm also running a test campaign."
  • "Take this for free. Don't worry about failing; it's OK as long as you've got coins! Good luck!"
  • "I still have lots of ingredients left! Let me know if you need anything."
  • "This restaurant gets all their ingredients wholesale from me!"
  • "But just between you and me, I'm still making a killing!"
  • "I also deal in culinary Things. Interested?"
  • "Salt and Pepper is 150 coins."
  • "The Charcoal Grill is 300 coins."
  • "The Lemon is 200 coins."
  • "You already have that."
  • "Do you need anything else?"
  • "Thank you! Come back again soon."

Petea Piranha[edit]

  • "GLARBOK!"
  • "GLARBOK! (Knock it off!)"
  • "GLORGOK GLEP GLEP GLOP! (Can't you see I'm poisoning here?)"
  • "GLAK GLAW! (Sweet freedom!)"
  • "GLOMBO GLEEP GLA– (You shall rue the da–!)"
  • "GLORP GLAP? GORGLE ORGLE GLEP! (What am I thinking? These guys can't understand me anyway!)"
  • "GLAKLAKLAKLAKLAK! (Mwahahahaha!)"
  • "GUUGUU GAAGAA?!"
  • "GOOGOO!"
  • "Gagaaaaa..."
  • "GAGGA GAGGA!"

Port Prisma barista[edit]

  • "Oh, thank you, Mario!"
  • "Here, let me offer you a drink. It's the least I can do, seeing as how you saved me."
  • "I'll just grab you...a straw..."
  • "I'm sorry. I can't stop thinking about that horrible customer who drained all of my color with a straw."
  • "From now on, no more straws for anyone! Drink with your mouths, people!"
  • "Oh, who am I kidding? I can't outlaw straws. Because then only outlaws will have straws."
  • "Maybe I need a break. The café game is too intense here in the city. I need a change of scenery..."
  • "I just don't know if I can ever trust anyone with a straw again."
  • "Oh, this place is perfect! No people around at all! This is a real sad mess of a café!"
  • "Hey, would you be interested in switching cafés with me? You could take my café in Port Prisma."
  • "It's always been my dream to be a suffering café owner, just barely scraping by!"
  • "Beautiful. Thanks for telling me about this café, Mario."
  • "This should cover your finder's fee."
  • "The sign being upside down really adds to the dumpy aesthetic. It's perfect."

Princess Peach[edit]

  • "Ahh... it's nice to be on dry land again."
  • "We... have come to the right place, haven't we? Port Prisma?"
  • "I thought this was supposed to be a tourist destination. It seems a little... quiet, don't you think?"
  • "Speaking of Mario... what's he doing?"
  • "Mario! We're here! Come on out!"
  • "Oh! That WAS quite a storm last night, wasn't it? You poor thing."
  • "There's my Mario! Much better."
  • "All right, let me just take another look at this... letter."
  • "Oh, I just can't bear to think about what I'm really holding—a folded-up colorless Toad!"
  • "The only clue we have is that he was postmarked here in Port Prisma."
  • "Sounds like a plan."
  • "But I've got a bad feeling about this place. Let's proceed with caution."
  • "Now who would just leave a crate in front of the stairs like this? It's blocking our way into town!"
  • "White letters on a white sign? That's, like, Bad Design 101! Who approved this layout?"
  • "Don't make me take that hammer away from you, because I will, mister!"
  • "Wow, this is a real ghost town."
  • "This can't be right. Are you sure this is Prisma Fountain, Toad?"
  • "There's no mistaking the postmark on this poor Toad... He was definitely mailed from Port Prisma."
  • "But who could have done such a thing?"
  • "Look at that! Some kind of... device... just rose out of the fountain!"
  • "Maybe you should take a closer look at it..."
  • "Huh... Is that a... paint can?"
  • "Let's see what's inside. Try opening the lid!"
  • "Oh, right. You need a specialized tool to open a paint can like that."
  • "Well, the only tool we have is a bit more... blunt... but maybe it's worth taking a swing?"
  • "We're so sorry! It's just that... We thought you were a paint can. So we tried to open you up..."
  • "Oh, um... We're actually here to investigate a strange letter we received from your town."
  • "Only... it's not an ordinary letter. It's a Toad... drained of color and postmarked from Port Prisma."
  • "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Princess Peach from the Mushroom Kingdom."
  • "And this is my... friend Mario. He jumps on things and hits them with a hammer when necessary."
  • "And I also have a very bright and hardworking retainer around here somewhere..."
  • "What was that?!"
  • "That sounded like Toad! He might be hurt or in trouble!"
  • "We're coming, Toad!"
  • "That was Toad screaming! Hurry, we've got to find him!"
  • "Goodness! What is that thing doing to him?!"
  • "TOAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  • "Poor..."
  • "Toad..."
  • "Oh, poor Toad..."
  • "Everyone, a moment of silence, please..."
  • "Really? You can revive him with paint? That would be a miracle!"
  • "He... won't come back as some kind of freaky zombie Toad, right?"
  • "Oh, Toad. I'm so glad you're OK. Without your colors, we could hardly recognize you."
  • "Oh, that's wonderful news. I was a little worried, because the fountain looked completely dry when we woke you up."
  • "Mario! There's another colorless figure over there!"
  • "We can't just leave him like that... What should we do?"
  • "Um... Don't cry... paint can."
  • "Maybe we could help you find the, uh... what were they called? Big Paint Stars?"
  • "He's right. We definitely owe him a favor."
  • "And besides... I have a feeling that this is related to OUR mystery: the poor Toad who was mailed to us!"
  • "What do you say, Mario? Will you help Mr. Can?"
  • "May you stay crisp in the face of crumpling adversity."
  • "Come see me anytime you're feeling a bit wrinkly."
  • "I can help flatten you out and restore your HP."
  • "How's it going so far, Mario? Have you recovered that Paint Star for Huey yet?"
  • "Oh, thank you... purple Toad."
  • "We are a bit tired after all of this excitement, so we will take you up on that offer."
  • "Good luck, Mario. Don't hesitate to come visit me here if your health runs low."
  • "Or if you need some good old-fashioned encouragement. Go, Mario!"
  • "Look, Mario. Isn't this a quaint room? How adorable!"
  • "I hope you don't mind me resting here while you and Huey go after Paint Stars."
  • "Thank you, Huey."
  • "Welcome back."
  • "Let me flatten your crinkling."
  • "There! Fresh as the day you were painted. Come back anytime!"
  • "Mario! Huey! Oh, thank goodness!"
  • "Understood. But you look terrible! At least let me fix you up first."
  • "We're almost out. Keep moving!"
  • "OK, Mario and Huey... your turn!"
  • "Your turn, Huey! Come on!"
  • "Aww, everyone looks so happy..."
  • "I'm so glad that peace has finally returned to Prism Island!"
  • "Thank you for everything, Mario."
  • "Wait... that's Bowser! And his minions!"
  • "I hope they've learned their lesson this time."
  • "What's wrong? You look so sad..."
  • "You're thinking about Huey, aren't you?"
  • "I know he's still out there somewhere... watching over all of Prism Island..."
  • "I think he's happy. I can feel it."

Prof. Kinopio[edit]

  • "*sob* My Princess... *sniffle* Gone..."
  • "I am indeed the professor... of super-old things. But I've suffered a great tragedy. My poor little Princess is missing!"
  • "That's her chain over there... *sob*"
  • "I hope you're safe and sound, my sweet, little baby. Wherever you are..."
  • "OF COURSE! She's probably waiting for me at home!"
  • "My Princess is as smart as she is cute. She would have known just what to do!"
  • "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off! Oh, I can't wait to see the look on her sweet, wittle face! Daddy's coming, Princess!"
  • "Yes, yes. But you'll have to come to my house. Wait for me, Princess! I'm on my way!"
  • "My sweet, little baby... She's gone forever! *sob*"
  • "...So you'll help me find her, then! Thank you for putting your little Pant Star quest on the back burner while you find my Princess!"
  • "You'll need this permit to access my dig site. I don't imagine my Princess is there, but you never know."
  • "Come back to me, my darling... *sob*"
  • "Go on—wallop me. It matters not... *sob* What ever are you talking about? That was my beloved Princess! Mario, thank you for reuniting me with my sweet little girl."
  • "I suppose she's outgrown her little house here, but I'm glad she was able to visit one last time."
  • "If you come across any more bones, please share with her. She deserves a treat every now and then. And let her know that, wherever she ends up... I'll be thinking of her."
  • "Oh, and I've got a little something for you, as a small thank-you for helping me out. Follow me!"
  • "Ah, yes. Now, where were we? Of course... I was about to give you a small reward."
  • "A fellow at the dig site was about to throw this out, but I thought it might be of interest to you."
  • "Be careful now! It's as sharp as... erm... something very, very sharp. You'll have to pardon the analogy. I'm a paleo-archeologist, not one of those... um... good-talking guys."
  • "Ah! I've got it. It's as sharp as the spine on a Spiny. Yes, that will do."
  • "So, how do you like my gift so far? Have you accidentally stabbed yourself yet? Oh, ho! Do be careful."
  • "Ah, my dear Mario. I hear you were witness to a rather magnificent event at my dig site! Yes, it appears that the Big Paint Star somehow revitalized our Draggadon fossil with paint. Which means, of course, that it was never really a fossil to begin with! It was merely de-colorized. Anyhow, if you wish to study that fascinating creature in more detail, you ought to track it to its home. In that regard, I may be of some assistance. Draggadons are known for nesting deep within volcanoes. They just love the heat! Good luck, Mario. And thank you."
  • "Draggadons are known for nesting deep within volcanoes. Do be careful if you track our little Draggadon to its lair, OK?"

Pry Guy[edit]

  • ""Journal of Justice""
  • ""From the shadows of...darkness, a hero arises to protect those who cannot protect themselves.""
  • ""This hero harnesses the power of justice to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked.""
  • ""Plus he looks really, REALLY cool, and everybody wants to be best friends with him.""
  • ""When bad guys appear... he fights without fear!""
  • "Here comes a bad guy now! Let's see how you like this..."
  • "HARDCOVER JUSTICE MISSILE!"
  • "Not bad! But try this on for size! HEROIC ARROW OF DUE PROCESS!"
  • "Crud. All right, how about this?! GOOD SAMARITAN NOVA!"
  • "You're in for it now! MAJESTIC BRAVERY STRIKE!"
  • "Um...Uh... SUPER SPECIAL...ATTACK!"
  • "Uh, hold on a sec...um... B-B-B-B-B-BAM!"
  • ""The End...""
  • "...THE END?!"

Purp[edit]

  • "Whoa! I've got my color back!"
  • "I gotta get to the old hangout spot pronto!"
  • "Mario! This here is an important spot for me and my five best friends."
  • "Back in the day, the six of us used to gather here and play, tell jokes, sing songs, eat ice cream... You name it!"
  • "We were the six best friends anyone ever did see! But eventually we all got busy with our own lives, and we drifted apart."
  • "And then, out of nowhere, I get this letter from one of my friends!"
  • "It was my old friend Piper who sent me the letter."
  • "He never said much, but he had the most... magnetic personality. You couldn't help but love him."
  • "But it wasn't just a letter that he sent me... There was something else in the envelope. A SEED!"
  • "I'm gonna try planting the seed here in our old hangout."
  • "He said when its flowers bloom, we'll all be able to meet here again. I figure it's worth a shot."
  • "Maybe we'll all meet again when the flowers bloom, just like Piper said in his letter!"
  • "Redd! Long time no see!"
  • "Yeah yeah, I planted the seed he sent too. And lo and behold, we got a couple of sprouters!"
  • "Check out how well the seed we planted is doing!"
  • "And look! The tree's really growing fast!"
  • "Woo!"
  • "Finally! Some flowers!"
  • ""When flowers bloom in our old meeting spot, I'm certain we'll meet again"..."
  • "Well, we did what the letter asked! Now what?"
  • "Check it out! That seed we got from Piper really did blossom!"
  • "Now that you're here, Yella, surely Piper can't be far behind! I can't wait until we're all together again!"
  • "WHAT?!"
  • "STOP, MARIO!"
  • "Piper laughed!"
  • "Hahahah!"

Redd[edit]

  • "Oh, Mario, you restored my color! Thanks so much!"
  • "I've gotta run. Places to be! Good luck out there!"
  • "Yo, Big Purp! Been a minute!"
  • "I was so pale, I was thinkin' about changin' my name to Whyte! But thanks to Mario, I'm good as Redd."
  • "So I heard you got a letter from Piper? Something about how if flowers bloom here, we could all meet again?"
  • "I can't wait until we get some flowers bloomin' in this pot!"
  • "Y'know, hearing from Piper really take me back to the old days..."
  • "It's funny... I remember one time, way before I knew Piper all that well..."
  • "Field day was coming up, and I was trying to get in shape. So I was working out, and I ran into Piper..."
  • "He did his little "foo foo foo" laugh, and I figured he was making fun of me, which made me train even harder. I trained like crazy!"
  • "And then the field-day race comes, and it turns out my training was all for nothin'! I'm running in last place the whole time!"
  • "But when we get close to the finish line, Piper is in the lead, and he just falls down all of a sudden, tripping everyone but me!"
  • "It seemed kind of fishy, so after I won, I asked Piper if he fell on purpose to let me win."
  • "But Piper just got this look on his face like "naw man," and started laughing."
  • "That was really how our friendship started. I still think he fell down and tripped everyone else so I could win."
  • "Greenie! It's been so long!"
  • "Are you here because you heard about Piper's letter?"
  • "Wow! It looks like we really are getting the band back together!"
  • "Yella! You're late, fella!"
  • "WHAT?!"
  • "No! He just lost his paint! We can get Mario to paint him again!"
  • "Piper... The flowers are falling off!"
  • "Piper..."
  • "It's just like the good old days! We're all together again in our hangout spot!"
  • "Wait a minute... Did you fall down on purpose again?"

Red Shy Guy[edit]

  • "You've come all this way. Won't you sit down and rest for a while?"
  • "Mario, please lend me your ear for just a moment."
  • "Don't you ever wish that you could escape from the hardships of your everyday life?"
  • "Take us, for example. Out of nowhere and with no notice, we're ordered to attack the trainworks. Or attack the kitchen. No rhyme or reason!"
  • "Mario, every obstacle you've experienced has been the result of our hard and thankless work."
  • "I hope the guys upstairs realize just how much we actually do. Maybe next time, I'll just give them a straw and tell them to get to work!"
  • "I sit here and look out of this window at the evening sky, worn out at the end of every day...wishing that I could go to some faraway place."
  • "But I understand the reality. I'm in Bowser's army for life, so I'll just have to give up on my dreams..."
  • "Mario, I'll probably be ordered to attack you someday. And it'll be Bad Guy versus Good Guy. There's no point in lying to ourselves."
  • "Thanks for listening, Mario. I'm sure we'll meet again...maybe as enemies."
  • "Mario..."
  • "It's me, remember? You listened to my story that time on the Sunset Express."
  • "If it had to happen this way, I'm glad it was you..."

Rescue Blue[edit]

  • "What's done is done! The only thing we can do now is clean up the mess. Blue Rescue Squad leader, at your service! But as you probably know by now, the Rescue Squads are a bit... unorganized. I blame upper management. If you see any of my 23 blue squaddies, please tell them to meet me here."
  • "What's done is done! The only thing we can do now is clean up the mess. Blue Rescue Squad leader, at your service! But as you probably know by now, the Rescue Squads are a bit... unorganized. I blame upper management. If you see any of my 23 blue squaddies in the yellow district of Port Prisma, please tell them to meet me here."
  • "Mario! Sir! Leader of the blue Rescue Squad here, at your service! Um, if you happen to see any of the 23 members of my team, would you kindly send them my way? Over and out!"
  • "Mario! Sir! Leader of the blue Rescue Squad here, at your service! If you get a chance to visit the yellow district in Port Prisma...will you please tell any of my crew members there to return here? Over and out!"
  • "Roll call!"
  • "Hold it! We're still missing a number of blue Rescue Toads. And that number is [number]."
  • "That's 24 members of the blue Rescue Squad, present and at your service!"
  • "OK, Toads. You know what to do. You've trained for this. To your positions!"
  • "Mission Accomplished!"

Rescue Green[edit]

  • "Hey, CUT IT OUT! Don't pull so hard! You're gonna tear my legs off! Can't you find another way to get me out of here? With some sort of... suction device or something? I don't care what you have to do. Just UNCLOG THIS STUPID PIPE!"
  • "I said CUT IT OUT! Go find something to unclog this pipe! Some sort of suction device or something! Urghhhh. Where's a plumber when you need one?"
  • "Ughhhhhhhhh! PLEASE tell me you washed that plunger before using it on me!"
  • "Sorry, I thought my training prepared me for this... Anyway, I'm the leader of the green Rescue Squad. Pleased to meet you. We received reports of trouble deep in the Indigo Underground, so we rushed here as quickly as we could. But we got ambushed as soon as we arrived, and my six squad members were all separated!"
  • "It was bad. We got flattened, creased, folded, crinkled, ripped, torn... You name it! I got stuffed in this pipe like a little green spitball! And I'm the LEADER! This might come as a shock, but I need you to rescue my six squaddies."
  • "The bad guys in there are tougher than any I've seen. I'd be careful."
  • "Like I said, the guys in there are pretty scary. Be careful."
  • "That was one of the guys who attacked us! There's more inside. Be careful. I'm going to go on ahead... I've got to get to the rendezvous point!"
  • "Hey, Mario! As I mentioned, I'm the leader of the green Rescue Squad! If you find any of my six squaddies, tell them to meet me here! Over and out!"
  • "Roll call!"
  • "We're still missing [number] of the green Rescue Squadets!"
  • "And I make seven! All present and accounted for!"
  • "Green Rescue Squad! Commence Operation Toadbridge! All units, to your positions!"
  • "Mission accomplished!"
  • "Thank you, Mario! You rescued us, even though we should be the ones doing the rescuing! Feel free to walk on us as hard as you want! Really go to town! I'm serious! Our bond is stronger than any weight. There's no way we'll collapse."
  • "Contact! Squaddie #3's nose has been invaded by water! Requesting backup!"
  • "Mario, our debts to you are really starting to stack up! Squaddie #3, sitrep!"
  • "Mario! Thank you so much!"

Rescue Purple[edit]

  • "Greetings, Mario! I'm the captain of the purple Rescue Squad."
  • "We received reports that people are having trouble getting past this cliff."
  • "We mobilized to see if we can find a way to scale it."
  • "Unfortunately, none of my three squaddies have arrived yet. They should've been here by now! If you run into any purple squaddies anywhere, send them my way, yeah? Over and out!"
  • "Unfortunately, none of my three squaddies have arrived yet. They should've been here by now! If you see any purple Rescue Squad members at our HQ in Port Prisma, please tell them to meet me here! Over and out!"
  • "Hey, Mario. It's still me, the captain of the purple Rescue Squad! If you run into any of my three purple team members, send them my way, OK? Over and out!"
  • "Greetings, Mario! I'm the captain of the purple Rescue Squad. If you see any purple Rescue Squad members at our HQ in Port Prisma, please tell them to meet me here! Over and out!"
  • "Roll call!"
  • "Keep an eye out for my purple squaddies! We're still waiting on [number] of them."
  • "All purple squaddies present and accounted for!"
  • "Er... Yes. And it looks like we need to help out Mario now!"
  • "Purple Rescue Toads! Commence Operation STEP IT UP!"
  • "You're on, Mario!"
  • "Mario! Don't just leave us here like this!"
  • "Mission accomplished! Mario, you should be able to scale the cliff now. Go for it!"
  • "Captain!"

Rescue Red[edit]

  • "H... M...!"
  • "HER... ME...!"
  • "HERP MER!"
  • "Thanks a ton for rescuing me, Mario! I went to pet a Yoshi, but it suddenly chewed me up and spit me out! I'm the leader of the red Rescue Squad. Wish I could stay and chat, but I've got to get to the rendezvous spot, pronto!"
  • "Thanks again for saving me back there, Mario. One of our informants told me that there's a Big Paint Star inside this circus tent. The red Rescue Squad is gearing up to bust in and seize it, but none of my 49 squad members have shown up yet! If you see any red Rescue Squad members at our headquarters in Port Prisma, please send them my way! Over and out!"
  • "Red Rescue Squad leader reporting in! If you see any red Rescue Squad members at our headquarters in Port Prisma, please send them my way!"
  • "Roll call!"
  • "Red Rescue Squadets MIA: [number]."
  • "All 50 members of the red Rescue Squad have gathered! All that's left now is to wait until the show opens!"

Rescue Yellow[edit]

  • "I'm the leader of the yellow Rescue Squad! We're here to help you in your adventure!"
  • "Or we're supposed to be, at least..."
  • "See, we heard this big turnip was blocking your path, so we kicked into action!"
  • "But none of my 11 squadets have arrived yet. Not sure they got the memo. If you see any of them around, tell them to meet me here!"
  • "But none of my 11 squaddies have arrived yet. Guess they didn't get the memo. If you see any members of the yellow Rescue Squad at our headquarters in Port Prisma, tell them to come here!"
  • "Yellow Rescue Squad, reporting in! Well, sort of. My 11 squaddies are running late. If you see any of them around, tell them to meet me here."
  • "Mr. Mario! I am the leader of the yellow Rescue Squad! If you see any members of the yellow Rescue Squad at our headquarters in Port Prisma, tell them to come here!"
  • "Ugh... Trying to pull this out by myself is hopeless!"
  • "Roll call!"
  • "Yellow Rescue Squad members missing in action: [number]."
  • "All 12 members of the yellow Rescue Squad have arrived!"
  • "Yellow Rescue Squad! Commence Operation TURN UP! To your positions!"
  • "Well, I guess we're already in position."
  • "Mind lending us a hand Mario? You can bring up the rear. Don't make this weird."
  • "Put your back into it, Mr. Mario!"
  • "Mission accomplished!"
  • "Thanks for the help, Mario!"
  • "That turnip sure got a good squeezin'!"

Rock Paper Wizard[edit]

  • "Wait!"
  • "Mario. I pass the crown to you now. You are truly the king of Roshambo."
  • "And with that... it's time for the Rock Paper Wizard to retire."
  • "There's a Rock Paper Wizard inside all of us."

Roy Koopa[edit]

  • "Thanks for the paint, old man! Bahaha! Don’t worry - you’ll get it back soon enough…"
  • "Oh, but I almost forgot. We gotta do one more thing before I give back the paint."
  • "All right! Now we’re ready to rock and roll!"
  • "Here comes your paint, buddy. I told you I’d give it back to you."
  • "Buckle up, buttercup!"
  • "Bahaha! Check it out - I’m gonna splat you with your own paint. How’s that for irony? Yeah, I know what irony is. BOOM. Knowledge is power, so I started going to night school."
  • "Bah! This is too slow. Hey, guys, just bring me all of the paint at once!"
  • "There we go! Ooh, that’s mixing up real nice… Get ready for a blackout!"
  • "Bahahaha! What are you even doing? Can't you even see where you're aiming? What am I saying? Of course you can't!"
  • "Hey, that was pretty close… Close to being the worst shot I've ever seen! Bahahah!"
  • "I'll give you this much—you're sure trying. Why don't you come work for me, kid? We'll call this water under the bridge. A clean start. Eh?"
  • "A Replica? You expect to beat ME with a REPLICA?! Bahaha! Take that weak stuff back to the Mushroom Kingdom."
  • "Aw MAN! You figured it out! No matter. I’ll just have to stomp you the old-fashioned way!"
  • "No more Mr. Nice Roy!"
  • "Gwaaah! How’d you DO that? I took all your paint, and you didn’t even flinch! You weren’t even afraid of the black paint! You may have defeated me, but Lord Bowser won’t fall so easily! Nap time!"

Ruddy Road Paint Guy[edit]

  • "Beware the Incredibly Handsome Paint Thieves!"
  • "OK, you got me. I give up. I regret my life choices."
  • "I'll return the paint I stole. It's like they say: you can't fight city hall. Or city plumbing."
  • "C'mon - let's head back to that Paint Star thing. After you, I insist."
  • "Take me back to the Paint Star, and I'll repaint it. I'll follow you."
  • "OK. I will now...un-slurp the paint from the Paint Star."
  • "You'll probably want to supervise me to make sure I don't try anything funny."
  • "There. Good as new."
  • "So, am I free to go?"
  • "Or is this...the end of the road? Heh..."

Shady Sledge Bro[edit]

  • "HOLD IT!"
  • "Leave this to me, fellas."
  • "You got a lotta guts coming here by yerself, Mario."
  • "I like yer style."
  • "You and me! Mano and mano!"
  • "I got this! Y'all hang back!"
  • "Don't go runnin' nowhere!"
  • "Oi! Oi!"
  • "I hit hard!"
  • "So this is how it ends..."
  • "If only... I coulda sat on "it"... just once."
  • "Urghhhh..."
  • "Hold it!"
  • "I lost my scarf, my gloves, AND my socks! If it weren't for these shades, I'd be naked!"
  • "No mercy!"
  • "Those socks were so comfy!"
  • "So cold..."
  • "Avert your eyes!"

Shield Guy[edit]

  • "En garde!"
  • "I'm the hammer jammer, baby!"
  • "Shield ready!"
  • "This pathetic weakling begged us to slurp him out of his misery!"
  • "Your turn to beg, pretty boy!"

Shunned Guy[edit]

  • "My favorite color is slurple!"
  • "Paint and suffering..."
  • "Not fire! Anything but fire!"
  • "Heh... Eheheheh..."
  • "Eheheheh..."
  • "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
  • "*sniff* *sniff*"
  • "SCHLURRRRRRP... Tastyyyyyyyyy..."

Shy Guy[edit]

  • "You messed up, fleshface!"
  • "You're lucky I misplaced my straw..."
  • "Once smitten, twice shy..."
  • "Red just isn't your color."
  • "One card shy of a full deck!"
  • "I own you now!"
  • "Thanks for the card, fleshface!"
  • "I'm taking this to the pawn shop!"
  • "Jelly of my yelly?"
  • "Don't call me yellow!"
  • "Hello, yellow!"
  • "Shy Guys 4 life!"
  • "Go, go, indigo!"
  • "Feeling blue?"
  • "Blue streak!"
  • "A bolt from the blue!"
  • "Gimme your paint!"
  • "Gang green!"
  • "Shy-yaaa!"
  • "I'm a green, mean, fighting machine!"
  • "Think pink!"
  • "Real Shy Guys wear pink."
  • "Pink power!"
  • "I don't shy away from danger!"
  • "It's so cute that you're trying."
  • "Don't worry–everyone's bad at first."
  • "Is this your first battle?"
  • "Action Commands are for losers!"
  • "Hng..."
  • "Hey, you..."
  • "You wanna hear a juicy secret? Just come a little closer... That's it..."
  • "SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!"
  • "Where'd my straw go?"
  • "You want to hear that juicy secret?"
  • "I wear a mask because I'm afraid to put myself out there..."
  • "Mario! In here! Help me!"
  • "Oh, Mario. My heeeeero."
  • "HAHAHA! Did you hear that squeaky, annoying voice? I totally CRUSHED that Toad impression!"
  • "Is this that café with the really overrated coffee? Can't wait to waste my hard-earned coins on it!"
  • "Is this line even moving? SOOOO BOOOOOORED."
  • "You trying to cut in line?! UNFORGIVABLE!"
  • "I love lines! I don't even know what this line is for! Don't even care!"
  • "I was so excited about being first in line that I forgot I'm allergic to coffee!"
  • "Owwwwwwwwwwww... I burned mah mouf on the coffee."
  • "This coffee is really expensive, but at least it's... drinkable. *gulp*"
  • "Dude, if that knife and fork on the sign fell off... Eeeeeeh... I don't even want to think about it."
  • "What? You want my seat? Buzz off, plumber boy!"
  • "I got nervous having so many people in line behind me, so I just ordered the first thing on the menu..."
  • "We'll see about that!"
  • "Whee! Playing catch!"
  • "Get outta the way!"
  • "Run for it!"
  • "Can't stop, won't stop..."
  • "WAIT!"
  • "Round and round and round and..."
  • "Perfect landing!"
  • "Pfft. Nice bridge."
  • "Who said anything about a rescue?"
  • "It's a bridge—get over it!"
  • "What a tremendous battle!"
  • "Quickly! Before they notice!"
  • "Maybe they're seasick."
  • "Look—a stowaway!"
  • "Who's the captain here?"
  • "Starboard!"
  • "Port!"
  • "Full speed ahead!"
  • "We came prepared!"
  • "Working overtime!"
  • "How do you like them Shy Guys?"
  • "That pedestal is heavy..."
  • "Heave ho, log throw!"
  • "We're gonna roll ya!"
  • "This factory is ours!"
  • "We should get back to work."
  • "Battle! ROYAAAAAL!"
  • "Ahem. Sorry, what I meant to say was..."
  • "The Golden Coliseum is currently in the middle of a Battle Royal."
  • "I just got caught up in the drama of it all."
  • "Anyway, if you come back later, you can fight battles and win fabulous prizes. Such as..."
  • "A Big Paint Star!"
  • "Mario?"
  • "Did that paint can just call you Mario, Mario?"
  • "Just as I thought!"
  • "You've already been preregistered for the next Battle Royal!"
  • "Please enter through the door to your right and stop by the pre-screening desk. Good luck!"
  • "The spectator seats are being cleaned right now. Please come back later."
  • "If you want to enter the competition, you'll need to visit the registration desk to the right."
  • "Bro, let me clear something up for you. You don't have what it takes. No offense."
  • "*sniff* You reek of self-confidence. And you have a face. You'd make a terrible Shy Guy."
  • "I just know I could win the Battle Royal if I had the right weapon..."
  • "Aw, who am I kidding? I never make it past the entrance quiz."
  • "This is so weird. I definitely left in RIGHT HERE."
  • "How could you lose it? Do you even know how annoying it was to go to Marmalade Valley to steal it in the first place?!"
  • "Man, it was JUST here. It's gotta be in the Coliseum somewhere..."
  • "Guys. GUYS. Calm down and FO-CUS."
  • "Shai!"
  • "Guyzzz!"
  • "So then the guy turns around and starts running, right? And I can just tell, he's shaking in his boots!"
  • "The champ is circling in, and this guy isn't even looking at him! He's looking at the ground!"
  • "Next thing you know, he turns around, sprints under the champ's legs, and runs to the back wall!"
  • "No way!"
  • "What happened next?"
  • "Guys. I'm right here. Stop talking about me in the third person!"
  • "This is my dressing room. But I'm locked out right now."
  • "Good sign before my big fight, right?"
  • "Welcome to the Battle Royal prescreening desk. I'm here to weed out the unqualified."
  • "Now, this is gonna be really easy. I'm just gonna ask you one question."
  • "Are you bad to the bone?"
  • "Now, just a minute. That may have been confusing. Because sometimes bad means good, right?"
  • "Let me rephrase. Would you say you have a bone to pick with your enemies?"
  • "Have you boned up on various battle techniques?"
  • "Can you feel it in your bones?"
  • "You catch my drift?"
  • "All right! You're gonna be a real bone cruncher out there–I just know it."
  • "Just hop on the elevator, and it'll take you where you need to go. Good luck out there!"
  • "Oh? Is that so?"
  • "Well, no bones about it... you're not qualified to fight."
  • "Come back when your inventory isn't so bare bones."
  • "In the meantime, the spectator seats might be a better fit for you."
  • "Just hop on the elevator when you want to give the Battle Royal another shot. Good luck!"
  • "The spectator seats are this way. Watch your step, though–lotta disgruntled losers in there."
  • "You can take the stairs to get to the upper deck."
  • "Just watch out for the folks who already washed out of the battle. They're not happy about it."
  • "This thing looks super dangerous."
  • "But no one's ever had any luck against the champion with it..."
  • "I wonder how you use this one?"
  • "Man, weapons are so sweet. I wish I had one of my own..."
  • "And you'll never guess what happened when he got to the back wall."
  • "He started attacking boxes like they were enemies or something!"
  • "Like, was he looking for something? What's in the boxes? No one knows!"
  • "Bahaha!"
  • "Talk about losing your cool!"
  • "Hey! I really wanted to know what was in those boxes, OK?"
  • "Were those three yellow Toads in my dressing room this whole time?! I feel so... violated."
  • "Oh, hey... This is the linen closet."
  • "But we, uh, need to... sanitize the linens before they can be used."
  • "We're not doing anything weird down here, so you should just leave and forget you saw us."
  • "Hey!"
  • "Look how cool I am!"
  • "Go home already!"
  • "I ain't scared... I'm terrified!"
  • "HA! It's mine. It's all mine!"
  • "Sorry for the delay, boys."
  • "I got caught and had to take a leap off he balcony."
  • "But don't worry–I have... "it.""
  • "Boss!"
  • "We... ironed your sheets... for you, sir..."
  • "All my friends got in buckets and went to the show without me!"
  • "Now I'm going to miss the show!"
  • "Hurry up. The show's about to start!"
  • "Birdo's a bit past her prime, but she's still got the moves!"
  • "If you approach the drawbridge in a bucket, it'll raise automatically. Technology is something, ain't it?"
  • "The water here is so nice, it makes a guy want to obey the law!"
  • "Yeah! An important secret about the Violet Isles! Oops, I wasn't supposed to tell you that."
  • "NO WITNESSES!"
  • "YAHAHARRRRRRGH! Two fer the price of one!"
  • "Sir, yes, sir! Top to bottom, back to front!"
  • "Sir, yes sir! Stacking up!"
  • "This burger is ON POINT! *nom nom nom*"
  • "Eating this is like smooching a Draggadon! YOWZA!"
  • "Man, that was spicy. But it so was worth it..."
  • "We're not playing hooky–just taking a break. Gotta keep that work-life balance."
  • "It's easy to get too relaxed and start talking about top-secret work stuff."
  • "You gotta be careful, though. You never know who's listening."
  • "Apparently Magma Burgers are meant to look just like Redpepper Volcano!"
  • "I didn't even eat one! I just sat across from him!"
  • "We surrender!"
  • "We realize the errors in our ways!"
  • "So sorry!"
  • "The sky is heavy and cloudy again here in our world. It's the perfect climate sor doing some laundry."
  • "The post was in the way... so you just hit it, eh?"
  • "I hope that's not how you deal with all of the obstacles in your life."
  • "Welcome to our secret little parallel world!"
  • "Here's a handy tip: the pipe in the garden will take you back to the normal world."
  • "I hope you don't abuse this curious phenomenon to make trouble for us!"
  • "I want to hit that post, but I don't even have a hammer!"
  • "You hit the post. You're everything I wish I was."
  • "You can build a bridge there!"
  • "Rather than waiting for a miracle, you should roll up your sleeves and make your own path."
  • "You're not from around here, are you?"
  • "That tornado is so cool..."
  • "I wonder what it looks like in the quote-unquote normal world..."
  • "Don't waste your time on these posts. They're not going anywhere."
  • "What happened to the tornado?"
  • "I wonder if my hood is dry yet..."
  • "I know it's weird... but I LOVE this wall."
  • "I'll never forget you, wall... *sob*"
  • "HEY!"
  • "We weren't done rolling all the logs!"
  • "That's more like it!"
  • "We shovel the coal, breathing in harmful toxins as we're covered in smoke and ash."
  • "All while Mr. Larry just chills. Typical manager."
  • "You've come all this way. Won't you sit down and rest for a while?"
  • "Mario, please lend me an ear for just a moment."
  • "Don't you ever wish that you could escape from the hardships of your everyday life?"
  • "Take us, for example. Out of nowhere and with no notice, were ordered to attack the trainworks. Or attack the kitchen. No rhyme or reason!"
  • "Mario, every obstacle you've experienced has been the result of our hard and thankless work."
  • "I hope the guys upstairs realize just how much we actually do. Maybe next time, I'll just give them a straw and tell them to get to work!"
  • "I sit here and look out of this window at the evening sky, worn out at the end of every day... wishing that I could go to some faraway place."
  • "But I understand the reality. I'm in Bowser's army for life, so I'll just have to give up on my dreams..."
  • "Mario, I'll probably be ordered to attack you someday. And it'll be Bad Guy versus Good Guy. There's no point lying to ourselves."
  • "Thanks for listening, Mario. I'm sure we'll meet again... maybe as enemies."
  • "Mr. Larry has it good–taking a trip on a luxury train and getting to eat delicious hand-hammered meats?"
  • "I hope I'm that successful one day!"
  • "He said, 'Who are you? And what are you doing in my volcano?'"
  • "Now he said, 'This is my living room. How would you like it if I just walked into YOUR living room?'"
  • "He goes on. 'I've got the temperature set just the way I want it in here.'"
  • "If you don't like it... TOO BAD! Don't even think about letting any of the heat out."
  • "Do you even know how much it costs to heat this place? The rocks don't melt themselves, you know."
  • "I... I actually think he's wrong about that. The rocks DO melt themselves. But... he seems pretty mad anyway."
  • "Oh, he's giving you a warning. That's pretty thoughtful for an enemy!"
  • "He said, 'I'm literally made of fire, and you're made of paper. Good luck, kindling. Bahaha!'"
  • "So... maybe not as thoughtful as I originally thought."
  • "*gulp* It's so beautiful..."
  • "Hey! It took us three hours to stack up like this. Don't knock us over!"
  • "What are you doing?! If we fall down, we won't be able to get back up again!"
  • "Find your own spot!"
  • "The greatest show on Prism Island!"
  • "Wheee!"
  • "No cell phones, please."
  • "The circus is fun."
  • "Mario..."
  • "It's me, remember? You listened to my story that time on the Sunset Express."
  • "If it had to happen this way, I'm glad it was you..."
  • "This is fine."
  • "Like, what's the point, man?"
  • "This is NOT fine."
  • "*gasp!*"
  • "Welcome to the world-renowned Emerald Circus!"
  • "The show will start as soon as the house fills up. We only perform in front of sellout crowds!"
  • "But you're the only one here. Everyone else must be stuck in traffic..."
  • "Although I thought there was someone else here a minute ago..."
  • "There was a limit of 50 tickets for Shy Guys, and they're all sold out."
  • "I heard the ringleader is preparing a special surprise for this performance. I wonder what it is."
  • "This is the performers' entrance. You a performer? Nah, didn't think so."
  • "These guys aren't trained, so we can't put them in the circus yet. Their tongues are a liability."
  • "The Emerald Circus will start as soon as we've got a sellout crowd!"
  • "Just one person in line?"
  • "We can't perform until we have a packed house!"
  • "Oh yeah! Now that's an audience! It's going to be a full house!"
  • "Thank you all for waiting! Please go in and take your seats."
  • "WHAT?! Lemmy disappeared?! That's not in the script!"
  • "Oh geez! Oh no... We've gotta stall! Get out there and... do something!"
  • "Um, uh... Hey, folks."
  • "We're experiencing some technical difficulties. It seems that our main performer has vanished! Hehhhh..."
  • "So please enjoy this unscheduled intermission!"
  • "Boo! No intermissions! I want my money back!"
  • "How did he do that?! He just vanished into thin air!"
  • "I wonder if that magic wand is really magic. Looks fake to me."
  • "I had no idea Lemmy was going to vanish like that! What a showman!"
  • "The show got interrupted, and the audience is getting restless!"
  • "Someone's got to entertain them until the next performer is ready!"
  • "The Yoshis escaped during the confusion! They're a rough bunch, so be careful!"
  • "Go!"
  • "Ohhhhh!"
  • "BOO!"
  • "Aw yeah!"
  • "Whaaa?"
  • "I lost my bucket. That's why I'm hiding here."
  • "It's not a good plan, but it's the only one I've got..."

Shy Guy 4-Stack[edit]

  • "What's your problem, bub? You don't wanna stack up with us?"
  • "Ooooh, I bet you think you're soooo cool being a single Shy Guy!"
  • "We're only rollin' four deep. We need one more to be a 5-Stack, yo!"
  • "Enough talk. Stack 'im, boys!"
  • "Cripes, he ran away!"
  • "Ayy, check out the ratty mustache on this 1-Stack over here!"
  • "HAH! It looks like your upper lip found a Tanooki Suit!"
  • "STACK THIS CLOWN!"
  • "We need a fifth!"
  • "C'mon! It'll be fun!"
  • "Hey losers! Come stack with us! It'll be fun!"
  • "Not just fun—studies show that stacking in groups of five can increase HP and lower cholesterol!"
  • "Join up with us—it’ll be fun!"
  • "4-stack 4 life!"
  • "You seem pretty crisp..."
  • "The power of paper!"

Shy Guy 5-Stack[edit]

  • "Five Shy Guys!"
  • "Fore!"
  • "Triple threat!"
  • "Double trouble!"
  • "Don't hurt me!"
  • "Not so fast!"
  • "Our clothes were in there! You ruined five perfectly good hoods!"
  • "You'll pay for this..."
  • "Those were our lucky hoods!"
  • "We'll take you to the cleaners!"
  • "We got a discount for buying five!"
  • "We worked so hard to match!"

Sledge Bro[edit]

  • "I can jump, too..."
  • "SLEDGE SMASH!"
  • "I'm feeling smashy!"
  • "Your hammer is puny!"

Slurp Guy[edit]

  • "SLUUURP! *burp*"
  • "Strawmageddon!"
  • "Mmm... Red paint..."
  • "I'ma slurp your face off!"
  • "What's yellow and tastes like paint?"
  • "Paaaaaint..."
  • "This yellow ain't mellow!"
  • "Slurp it up!"
  • "Blue paint..."
  • "Gimme, gimme, gimme..."
  • "Must... steal... blue... paint..."
  • "I bleed blue!"
  • "It's so cute that you're trying."
  • "Don't worry–everyone's bad at first."
  • "Action Commands are for losers!"
  • "Mario?! What are you doing here?"
  • "Let's all drink paint."
  • "Paint tastes better in the country."
  • "Dancing helps us concentrate!"
  • "Hey, so... we're just gonna go ahead and attack you now. I mean... if that's cool."
  • "HANDS OFF MAH STRAW! It's more precious than life itself!"
  • "Yarr! No one interrupts a good old-fashioned keelhaulin' without payin' the price. Which is another keelhaulin'! Get him, boys!"

Slurp Snifit[edit]

  • "I like red paint best."
  • "The straw fits perfectly."
  • "I'm feeling a little gun-shy..."
  • "Yellow is my favorite color."
  • "I'll steal yer paint!"
  • "This is not a game!"
  • "I got a straw and I'm using it!"
  • "I regret nothing!"
  • "Just stay calm..."
  • "There's, like, no blue paint in this entire volcano! How are we gonna make our quota?"

Snifit[edit]

  • "You're jealous of my mask. Admit it."
  • "You're in spitting distance!"
  • "Noxious fumes are nothing to me!"
  • "I could go for some go for some coffee..."
  • "Man, this place got way too popular. I used to eat here before it was cool."
  • "It wouldn't be brunch if you didn't spend two hours waiting outside beforehand!"
  • "I just want to meet the chef. He's a legend!"
  • "This place is so exclusive that even the chef can't get in."
  • "Need... coffee..."
  • "This is the line for the bathroom, right?"
  • "I wanna fight in the Battle Royal, but I just don't know if I've got what it takes. You know?"
  • "My guys are pumped and ready to fight. Just look at 'em!"
  • "I want you cheering as hard as you can for the Shai Guyz. Got it?"
  • "I hear they replaced the fountain with some garish teapot."
  • "Not really my thing. Tea is coffee's annoying little brother."
  • "I hear that some famous pop star is performing in front of the fountain."
  • "The Shy Guys are all about it, but we Snifits are a little more... discerning."
  • "Hey, this is MY cool corner. It's the only place that's kind of sheltered from the face-melting heat out there. So bug off!"
  • "Got some good stuff here... How's 1000 coins sound?"
  • "Thanks. And you didn't get 'em from me"
  • "Congrats on winning the legendary prize!"
  • "Squeeze it as hard as you like."
  • "The legendary prize is all yours! Congratulations!"
  • "Your standard prize is through that red pipe there."
  • "Use it wisely."
  • "Come see us again, cutie!"
  • "LISTEN UP, MEN!"
  • "We've received report that the enemy has infiltrated our base."
  • "They'll be using covert tactics, so I want you to search this place from top to bottom, back to front!"
  • "Strong work, shy men! You found him."
  • "Now, listen up! Mario may look tough on paper, but he's not that tough... on paper."
  • "Stack up, soldiers! GO! GO! GO!"
  • "My men... Decimated!"
  • "Even when they stacked up, they didn't... stack up."
  • "Retreeeeeeeeeeeat!"
  • "Keep quiet! Or else I'll..."
  • "Well, I've already locked you in jail. There isn't actually much worse I can do without raising this game's age rating."
  • "But keep quiet anyway! OR ELSE!"
  • "Huh. I swear I put it right here..."
  • "What's going o–"
  • "Nice try, fleshface!"
  • "Ooh, I hope the chef comes and talks to me..."
  • "Aw man! I can barely even SEE the star from here!"
  • "Now that I'm here, I don't really see what the big deal is."
  • "I'm still waiting for coffee..."
  • "No talking. Only coffee."
  • "Cool star. But was it worth all that time in line? Absolutely."
  • "DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE!"
  • "If you move, we'll shoot!"
  • "YOU MOVED!"
  • "Sounds like the quotas are going up, too. I hear we're gonna be making more of those black paint bombs..."
  • "No! My specially trained Fire Bros.! What have you done to them?!"
  • "Oh man... I'll never stop Mario at this rate."
  • "You fool! You haven't properly warmed up your shoulder!"
  • "What was that? Throw your fastball, man! Not this off-speed nonsense!"
  • "Well, so much for that team. Now I've got to start from scratch..."
  • "Man, would it kill Bowser to recruit just ONE minion with a decent throwing arm?"
  • "He's right in front of us."
  • "Right. Let's try throwing it again!"
  • "Um, I said in front of us. In FRONT of us. Like, right in front of us!"
  • "Right in front of us!"
  • "You know, it's good to move forwards, but sometimes you have to look back at where you've been, too."
  • "Did I sound like a life coach just then? Good! I've been working on opening a private practice."
  • "Ahhhhhh... I'm not even a Snifit anymore, man. I'm converting to a Soakit."
  • "Yeah, me too. Bowser works us too hard..."
  • "Whoa, you actually found this place? Respect."
  • "No bucket? No tunnel!"

Soggy Guy[edit]

  • "Unnnnnnngh..."
  • "I know you're supposed to be the enemy and stuff, but... thanks for scrapping those guys."
  • "I might be all soggy now, but I'd rather be soggy than stacked with them."
  • "They say that one guy can't make a difference. That I should be another cog in the machine."
  • "But I don't care what they think! I'm living my life as a single layer of Shy Guy awesomeness!"
  • "Oh scrap! A talking paint can?!"
  • "I must've hit my head harder than I thought. You better take this before I pass out."
  • "These colors don't run. Oh, wait..."
  • "I'll smear ya!"
  • "So soggy..."
  • "Why's everything so blurry?"

Sombrero Guy[edit]

  • "Fear the sombrero!"
  • "I'm all hat, ALL CATTLE!"
  • "How do you day? Ah, yes. Attack!"
  • "Passionate arpeggio of DOOM!"

Spike[edit]

  • "This is going to hurt!"
  • "My lips are chapped..."
  • "I'm not big–my shell's just small!"
  • "Dodge this!"
  • "Whoa! So "it" really exists. I... I never seen nothin' like it before!"
  • "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
  • "YESSIR!"
  • "Bomb squad reporting for battle!"
  • "Whenever I see the exhaust funnel on an engine, I get a weird urge to stuff something into it."
  • "But if I plugged it, the smoke would stop coming out and I'd get into trouble with Mr. Larry..."

Spike Guy[edit]

  • "Can't squish me!"
  • "Hattack!"
  • "I hat you so much."
  • "Oh no! Please don't jump on me!"
  • "It's a bridge–get over it!"
  • "M-Mario?!"
  • "How'd you get on this ship?!"
  • "We've got a stowaway here, boys! Get 'im!"
  • "Oi! Look who it is, boys! Mr. Big Nose is here to stick his giant smeller where it doesn't belong!"
  • "Buzz off, mega-schnoz! We're searchin' for somethin' important on this here ship!"

Spike Top[edit]

  • "Look who grew a spike!"
  • "I'm basically invincible!"
  • "Only got one spike. Only need one."
  • "Jumps welcome."

Spiny[edit]

  • "Go, Team Spiny!"
  • "Need some foot acupuncture?"
  • "Go ahead–stomp me!"
  • "Lookin' sharp!"
  • "I'm still sharp!"
  • "Just try me!"
  • "Guh?"
  • "I'm dizzy..."

Sunset Express conductor[edit]

  • "Oh, hello, Mario! I don't suppose you've heard the news. My beloved engine here is scheduled to be decommissioned. I'm sad she's being put out to pasture, but we all get old eventually, don't we?"
  • "My beloved engine is starting to show her age. But, then again, so am I..."
  • "WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Sorry, I'm just ticked off about this situation with the tracks."
  • "This is a real soup sandwich. Who would do this? Who doesn't like trains?!"
  • "Anyway, I've got a passenger car back there full of hungry Toads who've been waiting for too long."
  • "If I get my hands on the numskull who destroyed my track... AGHHHHHHHHHH! The kind of scum who would do this is beyond redemption! Don't you agree, Mario?"
  • "Can you believe it? Some reckless numskull destroyed our tracks. Who does something like that?!"
  • "MY BEAUTIFUL ENGINE! Hold on, baby. We'll take you to Toad Trainworks and fix you up real nice."
  • "Attention, passengers! I have a tiny little favor to ask of you..."
  • "Thanks again for helping us get the train working, Mario! There was a small delay, but we've finally managed to get our passengers to their destination. Everyone's inside the restaurant enjoying delicious food with big smiles on their faces!"
  • "The passengers are probably inside the restaurant enjoying a delicious meal right now."
  • "Hey, what's going on here?! We finally show up, and the light is red!"
  • "A giant rockslide?! Panic, everyone! PANIC!"
  • "Once the rockslide is clear, we can pick up the carriages and head on to Starlight Cape. I feel terrible for our passengers... especially our VIP who's been with us since the restaurant. Please help us clear the rockslide as quickly as possible!"
  • "Mario! It's terrible! The VIP hijacked the engine as soon as they heard you were heading to Starlight Cape! But I think we can still catch him in my lightning-fast... handcar! We'll need you to start us off! Just hit the handle with your hammer. HARD!"
  • "We'll need you to start us off! Just give the handle a hefty WHACK!"
  • "Mario?! Are you really hoping to catch up with the train...on foot? Let's take the handcar!"
  • "Mario! Where are you going? We have to go after the Sunset Express!"
  • "We caught up with the train! Please hurry and stop that VIP, Mario!"
  • "Please hurry and stop that VIP!"
  • "If you ever want to go back to the station, just come let me know."
  • "Go back to the station?"
  • "Roger that! Back to the station!"
  • "Well, OK, I guess we won't go back to the station!"
  • "Here we are! I'll wait for you here. Hit the handcar's handle with your hammer when you want to go!"
  • "Hit the handcar's handle with your hammer when you want to go!"
  • "Wait!"
  • "This engine isn't yours to simply do weird stuff with as you please!"
  • "I'm going to the cabin to stop that Shy Guy! Cover me!"
  • "Owwwww... Must...reach...the cabin..."
  • "I-I'm not afraid! Mario, please continue to cover me."
  • "Just...one...step farther! I'm almost at the cabin!"
  • "Mario, I did it! I chased the Shy Guy out of the cabin! Now go give Larry the ol' what for!"
  • "Th-thanks, Mario. Please keep it up!"
  • "I'm all crumpled and I can't move... Mario..."
  • "The train is about to pull into Starlight Cape, our final destination. Please take all your personal belongings with you."
  • "We've arrived at Starlight Cape! You must be tired after the long trip!"
  • "Whew, we made it! It got a little dicey there, but I had fun! So, there should be a Big Paint Star around here somewhere... Let's see what we can find!"
  • "The engine is now in working order! I'm so glad! Let's take another trip together sometime, OK?"
  • "The engine is running like a dream today! No reckless speeding!"

Super Roshambo Toad[edit]

  • "Since the dawn of time, warriors have gathered here to do battle, journeying from distant lands for a shot at eternal glory. One must make their own luck to overcome the odds."
  • "The road to victory is long and full of potholes. Will these warriors' journeys end in glory? Or soul-crushing humiliation? Trailblazers, you must carve your own path. Glory is forever!"
  • "The game of Roshambo is a dark forest of self-doubt, home to ravenous beasts that prey on your deepest fears and insecurities. With only three weapons at their disposal, are these warriors destined for glory... or eternal embarrassment?"
  • "Roshambo isn't just some mere game. No. Roshambo is a way of life. It's a reflection of the nature of existence. A distillation of the delicate balance we all create simply by being...or not being."
  • "In Roshambo, victory and defeat are two sides of the same coin. The warrior must first defeat himself in order to claim victory."
  • "The weapons of Roshambo cannot be sheathed. They forever wait in the palms of our hands, ready to strike."
  • "The rock-sturdy and true. The paper-vital and flexible. The scissors-sharp and sudden. The philosophy of Roshambo flows through us all. Clashing and resolving in an eternal struggle."
  • "Fierce warriors have fought and fallen. Only titans remain. The giants of Roshambo have assembled. No matter how grisly the fight, do not avert your eyes. Today we witness the birth of a legend."
  • "This...is the art of Roshambo!"
  • "And with that, the competitors take the stage."
  • "Round three, Mario vs. Rock Paper Wizard. Challengers, set...your...cards!"
  • "Challengers, back to your marks."
  • "RO...SHAM...BO!"
  • "Mario!"
  • "Rock Paper Wizard!"
  • "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Mario has defeated the Rock Paper Wizard!"

Surfing Kinopio[edit]

  • "Quiet! This isn't about finding a pretty place or being cool! I'm embarking on this long, foolish, potentially deadly journey in order to discover my destiny!"
  • "I don't have time for your silly festivals! It's time to discover my destiny!"
  • "I'm heading to the margin of the world to find my destiny!"
  • "Hey, that WAS pretty cool, huh?! That's it! I've found my destiny! I am the greatest surfer in the history of forever!"
  • "Relax, guys. You act like you've never met a surf legend before."
  • "Wait... I'm confused. Should I stick to surfing or not?"
  • "Whatever, I can't swim anyway. But you said my head might fit the gate to the Crimson Tower?!"
  • "Of course! How did I not see it before! Legend has it that there are three Chosen Toads who are meant to open that sacred gate. Until this very moment, I never knew what to do with my life or my oddly shaped head! But it all makes sense now! I'm one of the Chosen Toads, and my destiny is to open the gate to the Crimson Tower!"
  • "Wait... I'm confused. Should I stick to surfing or not? Ugh... I have this awesome power, and I have no idea what to use it for! There's got to be some great destiny out there for me! Something that I alone can do to change the world!"
  • "There's got to be some great destiny out there for me. Some way I can change the world!"
  • "All right. Let's do this quick before I get bored and lose all interest. Hurry up and find the other Toads with keys on their heads so we can open this thing up!"
  • "Mario, we've been waiting!"
  • "Uhh... Nothing's haaaaaappening!"
  • "Hurry up and smack me already! It's my destiny!"
  • "DAOWWW!"
  • "We're still alive. You were really going to smooth us and leave?"
  • "Good luck, Mario."
  • "Good work, Mario!"
  • "You're doing great work, Mario! Even we're hearing about it!"
  • "Hey, thanks for coming to visit! I was worried you'd forgotten about us."
  • "I must admit, I'm getting a bit tired of being in this gate. But you can't change destiny! Still, I wish this place had a bathroom. I've been holding it for a while now..."
  • "You've found five Big Paint Stars! If my math is right, that means there's only one left!"
  • "A dazzling six-colored light streaming into the heavens from Port Prisma! It can only be Rainbow Road!"

Swoop[edit]

  • "Swoop!"
  • "Swoop?"
  • "Swoooop..."
  • "Woops!"
  • "Nyah, nyah, you can't fly!"
  • "Try the hammer-I dare ya!"
  • "Fly hiiiiigh..."
  • "The higher I fly, the safer I am..."

Tangerino Grill Chef[edit]

  • "OWWWW! STOP IT! You're tenderizing my face!"
  • "Mario! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Now please go and save the other cooks who are being attacked."
  • "Owww..."
  • "Mario! You have brought peace to my culinary oasis!"
  • "I'm the head chef here at Tangerino Grill. My thanks to you!"
  • "I am beaten, but my spirit still flows like a fine passion reduction!"
  • "On the downside, I can't feel most of my body right now..."
  • "I cannot cook until I'm fully healed. However, I see a tasty spring in your gait..."
  • "I see it now! You will take my place as the head chef! A delectable future lies ahead!"
  • "Until the delicate framework of my body can heal, you will prepare the food, yes?"
  • "Such a sour response leaves a bad taste in my mouth..."
  • "All of our cooks are still pretty shaken up. You have such a sweet swing and raw power in your step! You must help us!"
  • "You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. Hopefully a chef as well."
  • "Our featured dish today is a time-honored classic. PIZZA! You're going to make our house special, the Mamma Mia Pizza!"
  • "There are three steps to our special secret pre-grill prep!"
  • "Step 1: Spread out the pizza dough into a nice, thin circle!"
  • "Step 2: Thinly slice the onions so that they will practically dissolve the second they hit the pan!"
  • "Step 3: Give the onions, and any other topping you want, a quick sear in the frying pan!"
  • "The last thing you need to do is place the pizza in the oven and bake it to perfection!"
  • "If you make a mistake, of course you can start over, but let's try not to waste our ingredients... We use only organic, free-range tomatoes."
  • "Let's see your Mamma Mia Pizza!"
  • "Spread out the dough, slice the onions, fry the toppings—those are the three steps. Just talk to a Toad at one of the stations to get started."'
  • "It seems like you've prepared your dough and your toppings. Great! Ready to finally bake your pizza?"
  • "Ready to bake your pizza?"
  • "Still preparing yourself mentally? I understand. Come talk to me when you feel like you're ready."
  • "Put the pizza in the oven and wait 10 seconds! That's the secret to a well-baked pizza. Not a lot of folks know that."
  • "If you burn your ingredients, you'll have to do all of the preparations over again. Trust your instincts, but be careful!"
  • "Once you think ten seconds have passed, get that pizza outta there!"
  • "Let the baking... BEGIN!"
  • "I really appreciate your help today, Mario. Why don't you head to the dining room and spy on the customers' reactions?"
  • "Mario, it seems the customers weren't satisfied with our effort. It's my fault for getting injured. Let's try again."
  • "Fantastic, Mario! I took a little bite myself, and I must say... Mamma Mia! Delicious!"
  • "In fact, that pizza was so good, my crumpled body instantly made a full recovery. I can resume cooking right away!"
  • "Say, Mario, why don't you take a piece yourself? Go ahead. You've earned it."
  • "Ahh, the customers are beaming with satisfaction. The deliciousness of your Mamma Mia Pizza has everyone feeling full of life again!"
  • "What's this? VIP customers have been waiting?! VIP CUSTOMERS HAVE BEEN WAITING! WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?!"
  • "Mario, we have a situation. Although my body is willing, I'm not sure I'm mentally prepared to handle this crisis by myself."
  • "However, I believe you have the talent to make a dish that would satisfy the refined tastes of our most exclusive VIP guests. I trust you can make them something very, very, very, VERY special. No pressure."
  • "Our VIP customer is picky about flavor. He's also picky about texture. And presentation. And smell. But I'm sure you'll be fine!"
  • "Don't take it too hard. The VIP is really picky. Why don't you ask around for some advice? Our regular customers are picky, too!"
  • "In order to see what kind of food will satisfy the VIP, why don't you ask the customers here for their opinions first?"
  • "You did it, Mario! Thank you!"
  • "That VIP barely ever touched any of the food I cooked for him, but he wolfed down your steak like some kind of... wolf... or something."
  • "And what's more... he gave our restaurant a star! And a half!"
  • "This one star is thanks to you, Mario! I guess there was a plus side to me getting injured after all, eh?"
  • "Wait... where's that extra half star I was promised?!"
  • "I really need to use the freezer, but it's completely frozen over. Is that ironic or what?"
  • "Oh, now I can use the freezer!"
  • "I want to save the last piece of Mamma Mia Pizza to have as a late-night snack!"
  • "Mario, we're in your debt for preparing the VIP meal, too. So I'd like to thank you once again..."
  • "As a sign of your appreciation, please squeeze that strange object as much as you'd like."
  • "It's going to be such a shame when that last piece of the Mamma Mia Pizza is finally gone."

Tangerino Grill host[edit]

  • "Bonjour, monsieur. Do you 'ave a réservation at zis restaurant? It may look like we 'ave space, but we are expecting a large party who MADE A RÉSERVATION. I'm sure zey will be here any moment now... I heard their train was stopped at Kiwano Temple."
  • "It seems like ze train got held up at Kiwano Temple."
  • "Ze kitchen is off limits right now. Our chef is making le magic happen."
  • "Oh, Monsieur Mario! Zis is bad! Awful! Catastrophic!"
  • "Ze customers finally arrived, but ze food is nowhere to be found!"
  • "I zink not! We have an elite crew of ze most-skilled food preparers working alongside our head chef!"
  • "Perhaps zey are overwhelmed with orders? Or perhaps culinary disaster has struck? A collapsed soufflé or...an unbaked alaska?!"
  • "In any case, proper protocol dictates zat I cannot leave my station!"
  • "Monsieur Mario, please check ze kitchen! I beg of you! Ze future of our establishment depends on you!"
  • "Monsieur Mario, please investigate ze kitchen situation! I beg you!"
  • "Monsieur Mario, ze food...?! WHERE IS ZE VONDERFUL FOOD?!"
  • "Ze Mamma Mia Pizza is ready? Oh, such vonderment!"
  • "I'll get it out zere to ze customers!"
  • "Here goes nussing..."
  • "Bonjour, guests! Zank you for your patience!"
  • "Please enjoy Chef Mario's special...ze Mamma Mia Pizza!"
  • "Zis doesn't look good... NOOOO! Zis is worse than anchovies! You topped ze pizza with failure!"
  • "Mario, you have to remake it! S'il vous plaît!"
  • "Well, everyone... How does it taste?"
  • "Ze VIP customer is waiting not-so-patiently in zis room..."
  • "Is it your belief zat you are capable of creating a meal zat will satisfy our very particular VIP client?"
  • "I see. Well zen, if you don't zink zat you are ready, zen you are not ready! I shall wait 'ere, if you 'appen to change your mind."
  • "Very well zen. I vil show you ze way. Good luck."
  • "Ze VIP is in 'ere. Please talk to him through ze curtain. One of ze VIP services we provide is a complete lack of eye contact."
  • "You are ze only one who has even ze slightest chance of satisfying our VIP customer, monsieur!"
  • "Ze VIP was très satisfied when he finished eating ze food. He is transferring to ze Sunset Express after zis."
  • "Ze big star is waiting for you up ahead, but it looks like zat little star is ready for you right now!"
  • "Zat VIP brought a whole crowd of friends with straws in their mouths, and everyone left satisfied."
  • "I hoped zat zey would leave a...razzer generous top but, eh...not so much. Maybe my landlord will accept a star and half zis month..."
  • "Mario, zank you for all your 'elp. I wish you continued luck in courting Princess Peach..."

The Emerald Circus Ringleader[edit]

  • "Ladies and gentlemen, Toads and Shy Guys, plumbers of all ages!"
  • "You are moments away from experience the Emerald Circus in all its glory!"
  • "Without further ado, allow me to introduce our first act. It's the show everyone's talking about..."
  • "Lemmy's Super Illusion Show!"
  • "Aaaaaaaaaaand we're back! Thanks for your patience, folks."
  • "Please put your hands together for..."
  • "The Mario and Huey-gee Super Funtime Show!"
  • "Don't be shy, fellas!"
  • "Oh, that was just classic, Mario."
  • "And now... the moment you've all been waiting for... The Emerald Circus main act!"
  • "These (potentially) death-defying performances will keep you on the edge of your seat!"
  • "And with that, let's get this party started!"
  • "Please welcome to the stage..."
  • "A terrifying green beast with eight heads, sixteen eyes... and one wheel!"
  • "The trick-riding, introverted UNICYCLE SHY GUUUUUUUUYS!"
  • "Well, THOSE guys are fired. Speaking of fired..."
  • "Let's give an unseasonably warm welcome to our next guests..."
  • "The fire-breathing dino beasts and their miserable trainerrrrrrr!"
  • "What's this? Who let that Yoshi out?!"
  • "Poor Mario! That Yoshi ate your precious card, didn't he?!"
  • "Mario expertly guards himself against the Yoshi's ravenous appetite!"
  • "UH-OH! You done it now, Mario!"
  • "Without a trainer, Wild Dino Rhinos start RAAAAAAAAGING! Hang on to your mustache!"
  • "Ooh! It's a backup trainer. Lucky you."
  • "Let's keep this party rocking!"
  • "It's a balancing act the likes of which the world has never seen!"
  • "Say hello to the iron-shelled Buzzy Beetle Tower of TERROR!"
  • "WHAT?! They lost their balance?! That's not in the script!"
  • "Ahem... And now for the final act!"
  • "The high-flying acrobatic bad boys... the Trampoline Shy Guys!"
  • "Eeeeeh?! The Trampoline Shy Guys fell down!"
  • "What a breathtaking show! Put your hands together for all of our performers tonight!"
  • "And that's our show, folks! Many thanks to the stars of our show tonight... Mario and Hueeeey!"
  • "Thanks for joining us tonight. Don't forget to stop by the merch table on the way out!"

The Shy Bandit[edit]

  • "You'll never take me alive!"
  • "I thought I took care of you..."
  • "It's the cops!"
  • "The Shy Bandit strikes again!"

Toad[edit]

  • "Guys! We're here!"
  • "So this is the famous Port Prisma. It's so peaceful! And quiet. Really quiet..."
  • "Uh, where is everybody?"
  • "Yeah... weird. I even let them know we were coming."
  • "You'd think they'd prepare a warmer welcome for Princess Peach and the world-famous Mario!"
  • "Hah! You look like a used gum wrapper!"
  • "Iron yourself out, man!"
  • "Not to worry, Princess. I've read the Port Prisma guidebook cover to cover!"
  • "We'll want to head to Prisma Fountain in the center of town. It's a big tourist attraction!"
  • "From there, maybe we'll run into some locals who can help us."
  • "Let's get out of the marina and head for the fountain!"
  • "So... we have to break this crate? THAT'S original."
  • "Let's not make this crate another statistic. There's got to be a better way."
  • "Ah, now we're talking. Looks like there's something up on that box."
  • "Think you can jump up there and check it out, Mario?"
  • "Score! This totally makes up for me accidentally tossing your hammer overboard during the voyage!"
  • "I bet it works just like your old one. Try pressing B Button to swing it."
  • "Sorry, crate. You gave us no choice."
  • "Let's go check out the town!"
  • "According to my guidebook, the fountain is "a glorious rainbow of happiness and joy.""
  • "So, um... Yeah, this doesn't feel right. I'll take a look around and see if I can find someone."
  • "AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"
  • "STOP IT!"
  • "My... my beautiful colors..."
  • "Mario... Help me!"
  • "I... I can't feel my pants!"
  • "But I did... find something... that might come in... handy..."
  • "Take these... and remember me... fondly..."
  • "I'M ALIVE!"
  • "And I can feel my pants! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!"
  • "So, this can here just saved my life? I knew all that recycling would pay off one day!"
  • "Hey, just in case we get ambushed by any more freaks with bendy straws..."
  • "Where exactly are we supposed to find this magical life-giving paint you speak of?"
  • "Yeah! So, I guess we just needed to turn it on or something, right? It was definitely dry when we got there."
  • "Paint Stars? I don't know what a Paint Star is, but I definitely didn't see anything like that."
  • "I'm pretty sure he's ugly-crying in there."
  • "First of all, I don't really understand that analogy. And secondly, gross..."
  • "But thirdly, those Paint Stars do sound really important to you, and you DID just save my life."
  • "We're going to wait here for a while, Mario. Go paint the town red! And hopefully other colors too..."
  • "Be careful out there, Mario! If you're running low on HP, hurry back here to rest up. Don't be a hero!"
  • "I mean... DO be a hero! Just... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"
  • "Guys, we got one of the Big Paint Stars back–we need to celebrate! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
  • "Dance party!"
  • "Mario! Princess Peach has been kidnapped by Bowser! No one could have predicted this!"
  • "I know this is highly unusual, but can you help rescue her?"
  • "Whoa! What's that?"
  • "This... is a Holo-Peach!"
  • "You know... a self-delivering postcard shaped like Princess Peach. Obviously."
  • "She must have been able to get one quick message out just as she was being kidnapped."
  • "Well, at least we know she's OK. For now."
  • "All right! Without further ado, let's celebrate the return of the yellow Big Paint Star!"
  • "Everyone, get crazy!"
  • "Luigi wouldn't do this to us!"
  • "I know we're all still tired from the last celebration, but we need to show the blue Big Paint Star how much we care..."
  • "LET'S DANCE!"
  • "OK! How about we blow off some steam, eh? To celebrate the revival of the purple Big Paint Star..."
  • "Let's shake it!"
  • "Just one Big Paint Star left! OK, let's celebrate the return of the orange Big Paint Star..."
  • "Everybody, get on down!"
  • "Mario, sir! I'm a huge fan! Thanks for taking the time to talk to a normal Toad like me with no unique traits or discernable characteristics!"
  • "That's right! Now that all the Big Paint Stars are back, it's finally time to fight Bowser!"
  • "OK, let's celebrate the return of ALL the Big Paint Stars..."
  • "GET WILD!"
  • "Mario, this tree got sick, so the four guys that were here before left to find some sort of... tree medicine."
  • "They said they needed to find some flower called a Rainbow Carnation. Its pollen supposedly brings plants back to life!"
  • "But they said it only grows in super-dangerous, high-up, hard-to-reach places. I'm sure they'll be fine though."
  • "Oh, Princess Peach! I'm so relieved to see you! Thank you for everything, Mario!"
  • "Is that a card of... Black Bowser's Castle? But to make one of those, you'd have to wring out the entire castle!"
  • "Who in the world could have done that?"

Toadmaster General[edit]

  • "Stop! Leave me alone! I'm just trying to deliver the mail!"
  • "Mario?! What happened to me?"
  • "The last thing I remember, I was being assaulted by a bunch of Shy Guys with... straws?"
  • "Was that just a dream? I still feel like there's something wrong with my head. Can you take a look?"
  • "Wait, first things first. I haven't even introduced myself. I'm Toadmaster general here in Port Prisma!"
  • "Please feel free to stop by my humble postal branch over in the blue district when you get a chance."
  • "You can even set up your mail to be forwarded here while you're town. Isn't that great?"
  • "Well, thanks for saving me, Mario. Gotta get back to work!"
  • "I'm afraid I can't make it back to my post until the bridge is fixed."
  • "Oh, I'm so glad that the bridge is fixed. I hate to think of how much mail piled up back at the office!"
  • "Of course, with the bridge out... maybe none piled up..."
  • "Either way, you better come check for yourself, Mario."
  • "I can say without bias or hyperbole that mail is the most important thing in the world!"
  • "Hey, Mario! Great timing–you've got new mail!"
  • "And here's another new letter for you. Exciting!"
  • "Remember, you can always reread old letters. Just open the menu, tap Items, and then type the mail icon."
  • "Crooked sign? That's a terrible sign! I can't have people thinking this is a crooked business!"
  • "I'll send myself to fix it right away! PRIORITY MAILTOAD!"
  • "How's it look? Better?"
  • "Nothing can stop the mail! Not rain, nor sleet, nor hail, nor crooked signs, nor Draggadon..."
  • "Well, maybe Draggadon. But the point is that we're back on the straight and narrow."
  • "Sorry, Mario. You don't have any new mail right now."

Violet Passage captain[edit]

  • "Land be fine, but me heart belongs to the sea."
  • "So, ye be this... Mario, eh? The Mario who saved this vessel, me crew, and yars truly?"
  • "Wish I could give ye a reward, but me thanks'll have to do. I owe ye one."
  • "I'll warn ye, mate–I can't guarantee ye safe passage. It be a treacherous journey. To get there, we gotta cross... the Lost Sea."
  • "How does one cross the Lost Sea? No clue, mate. They say it be impossible to navigate. That the mists drive men mad. No soul has ever returned."
  • "Good on ye, mate. Let me know what ye find."
  • "To reach Fortune Island and the Violet Isles, we be needin' to cross the Lost Sea. But I be havin' no clue how to cross it."
  • "Ahoy, mate. Ye find anything down in the cabin?"
  • "Blimey! Where'd ye find this?! Been searching for this thing forever. It be a missing page from the legendary captain's journal. It was down there the whole time?!"
  • "They found the captain's journal on this very ship. But the first five pages were missin'. Of course, those be the pages that detail his crossing of the Lost Sea."
  • "Bingo, mate. If ye collect all five missing journal entries, we should be able to cross the Lost Sea. Let me know if you find any more pages."
  • "Hurry up and find those other journal entries, mate."
  • "Aye, this be another missin' page. We be one step closer to crossin' the Lost Sea."
  • "Well, blow me down! That's all five journal entries."
  • "Well... yar. In theory. Just as the legendary pirate once set sail, so will we... To Fortune Island!"
  • "Yahaharrrr! That be the spirit!"
  • "Ready to set sail, mate?"
  • "Yahaharrr! Ye jellyfish."
  • "Anchors aweigh!"
  • "We be off! Set a course for the Lost Sea!"
  • "Uh..."
  • "Blast it! There be no wind in our sails!"
  • "Not much we can do about that. We be needin' to wait for the perfect breeze to show up."
  • "We can't push off till our sails are full of wind, mate."
  • "Old Roger gets his jollies
    On the boundless blue
    From beyond the Lost Sea
    Fortune beckons our crew
    Fate lies on the horizon
    We pay the ultimate price
    There is but one path
    A legend's sacrifice!
    "
  • "Avast! That be the best part of the song!"
  • "Keep yer pants on, sailor! Bail the water out, and plug the hole. GO!"
  • "*sigh* Can ye go down to the cabin and make sure we don't sink?"
  • "Can ye go check out the hole in the cabin? Thanks, mates."
  • "Aye, yer blank stare tells me there be nothin' to worry about... and that he asked for a raise."
  • "This ship be a hand-me-down from the legendary captain. Sometimes it shows its age a bit."
  • "Let's set off. The Lost Sea be close. Keep yer wits about ye."
  • "This is it, mate. The Lost Sea."
  • "This be a good time to show ye how to use this ship. First, the cannons! They can smash massive rocks with one blow. Get close to the cannon and pull to fire a cannonball. Go on–give 'er a pull."
  • "Ye can fire the cannon on the other side, too. Give it a go."
  • "We're about to enter the Lost Sea. The five journal pages ye found will help guide us."
  • "If ye want to turn the rudder or return to port, speak to the helmsman."
  • "Talk to the helmsman when ye be ready to enter the Lost Sea."
  • "Check those five journal entries closely an' often. There definitely be some navigation hints in there."
  • "Speak to the helmsman when ye be ready to go."
  • "Avast! What be these mists?"
  • "Yar, we've seen this place before. This be the dreaded nature of the Lost Sea."
  • "Don't ye lose hope, mates! We may be hopelessly lost without a cent to our names, but... uh... Aye... Me motivational speeches be needin' some work."
  • "ARRRRRGH! Lost again. Don't lose hope, mates. Fortune awaits!"
  • "Giant rock dead ahead! Turn, ye scallywags!"
  • "C'mere, mate!"
  • "Ye got [number] points, mate."
  • "Ye got [number] points, mate. Just a few more, and ye be havin' a perfect score!"
  • "Ye got [number] points, mate! That be a perfect scorrrrrrrre!"
  • "Ye plundered [number] coin. That be rather sad."
  • "Ye plundered [number] coins."
  • "Ye plundered [number] coins. Just a few more, and ye be gettin' all the booty!"
  • "Ye plundered [number] coins! That's all of 'em, mate! Ever consider a career in piracy?"
  • "A dark mist be upon us. Aye... We be closin' in on the Violet Isles... or they be closin' in on us."
  • "One careless move could cost us everything. Which way should we go, mate?"
  • "We can't be wastin' time with that hole in our hull... Can ye go check on it, mates?"
  • "Who hoisted that tattered flag on the stern? What are we? Thrift-shop pirates? Fix it or take it down, mate."
  • "YA HA HARRRR! The Compass be a pirate's best friend! Right up there with the letter R and vitamin C."
  • "We've done it, mates! We crossed the Lost Sea! We be legends now!"
  • "On to Fortune Island! Hurry up and grab that thing so we can get movin', will ye?"
  • "What are ye waiting for? Fortune Island awaits! Hurry up!"
  • "Belay the vessel!"
  • "We almost broke the first rule of sailing–never sail into a vortex, no matter how fun it looks."
  • "Sorry, mate. There's no way we can reach it while the sea be raging like this. Let's make land over there for now."
  • "We'll go ashore first and see about that whirlpool. Take yer time and meet us there. We'll try to figure out what to do before ye catch up with us."
  • "YARRRRRRRGH! To fortune!"
  • "We can't go any farther, but I'll be darned if that'll stop us from trying!"
  • "Thar she blows! I've seen a whirlpool or two in my day, but never one this powerful. I can't imagine there's anything in this world we can do about it..."
  • "What are we supposed to do here?!"
  • "Yahaharr! We wished with all our considerable might that the whirlpool would go away, and it did! Scares the spores right out of me, mate. I didn't ask for this much power! Let's get back to the ship."
  • "The whirlpool be no more. Let's go get that Mini Paint Starrrrrr."
  • "Have you grown fond of Vortex Island, Mario?"
  • "All right... grab that thing, and let's be on our way. We're so close to Fortune Island..."
  • "What ye be waiting for, mate? Grab that Paint Starrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
  • "SHIVER... ME... TIMBERS..."
  • "It suddenly be pitch black ahead! Never seen nothin' like this."
  • "Well, if I can navigate me way to the bathroom in the dead of night, I can navigate this. Onward!"
  • "Yar... It be even darker that the way to the little boy's room."
  • "Nope. No. No way. Can't go in there. We're gonna just have to hold it."
  • "We couldn't find treasure in there even if we crashed into it! So, what now?"
  • "YAR HAR! How did we miss that?! That be the perfect place for a lighthouse! Of course, it would be better if it was turned on..."
  • "Let's make land over there and see if we can't get that lighthouse up and runnin'."
  • "Marrrrrrrrio, we'll go check out the lighthouse. Take yer time lookin' for your paint thingies. We may even have that ol' house lightin' up the darkness by the time ye catch up with us. Yar har har!"
  • "Move out, mates!"
  • "Oh, there ye are, mate."
  • "We be discussing who should go into the lighthouse first. Tell ye the truth–as captain, I'd like to be first, but I'll leave the honors to you, Mario. Ya har!"
  • "This be a mighty fine lighthouse."
  • "Mario, we just saw a mysterious Toad burst out of the lighthouse. He was wearin' sunglasses. In an unlit lighthouse! How depressed is he?!"
  • "That sad Toad with the sunglasses went back inside the lighthouse. Do ye think he LIVES there? Yar... That be depressin'."
  • "Yar har! He lives! We heard a crazy scream from the top of the lighthouse. I was just bucklin' my swashes to come rescue ye, but here ye are! And ye lit the lighthouse! Good news all around. Now, let's cast of."
  • "We can push off now, so let's go get that Mini Paint Starrrrrrrrrrr."
  • "So, mate, did Lighthouse Island tickle yer fancy?"
  • "That skull! There be a skull like that in the legendary captain's journal. It must be... Fortune Island!"
  • "We've crossed the Lost Sea, quelled a massive whirlpool, and dispelled utter darkness, and now we're finally here. We've done it, mates!"
  • "Go on, mate. Fortune awaits."
  • "After all these years... Fortune Island!"
  • "I can feel me goose bumps gettin' goose bumps! And would you look at that giant skull? Yer not scarin' me off! After that whirlpool and all the darkness, this may be the LEAST scary Island we've visited. Hehhh..."
  • "End of the line... Fortune Island..."
  • "Well... I suppose it be time to disembarrrrrk... Yo ho ho..."
  • "Yar har har! Yer right, mates! What kind of captain gets spooked by a puny little 200-foot-tall skull? Not this one!"
  • "Onward, crew! Let's unearth the treasure of Fortune Island!"
  • "Who's with me?"
  • "Marrrrrrrio!"
  • "I faced my fears head-on and marched right up to this skull-shaped boulder. But there's a small problem. See, there definitely be an opening over there, but we can't get to it!"
  • "All the guts in the world don't mean squat when paper meets water!"
  • "Clean out yer ears and listen up. We need to find another entrance."
  • "Clean out yer ears and listen up! That entrance be full of water, so we need to find another way."
  • "Aye... Perhaps ye can use that yellow rock to enter the giant, terrifying skull."
  • "I mean, we'd do it ourselves, but... we can't jump like ye. Or use Battle Cards or paint hammers, either."
  • "So... yar. Check it out for us? Please?"
  • "Good on ye, mates. We'll, uh, guard this small patch of grass while yer gone."
  • "Be careful in that creepy skull, mates."
  • "Aye, just as I thought... This place be burstin' with creepy secret stuff!"
  • "Don't look like ye can jump back up here, so be careful."
  • "We'll see if we can find another way in while you're doin' your thing."
  • "AHHHHHH! I mean, ARRRRRRRGH. How did ye get out here?!"
  • "Ye went in there... and ye came out here? So there be multiple entrances!"
  • "In that case, it probably be safe for us to explore a little bit."
  • "I set up a... uh... ladder inside for easy access. Feel free to use it."
  • "There be a "ladder" in there. Use it as often as ye like."
  • "Get a move on, mate! We'll see if we can find another way in. Good luck!"
  • "The yellow spots... the yellow vest... the oversized pirate hat... the jumbo cutlass..."
  • "You're the... You're the... You're the legendary captain!"
  • "Let me get this straight: ye lost yer memory? You can't remember nothin' at all?"
  • "Aye... I'll look through the captain's journal to see if I can jog his memory. You an' Huey go find the Paint Star!"
  • "Yarr! So there WAS treasure on this island. Which means... we be too late to be scavengin' it."
  • "So the treasure of Fortune Island be no more. I was too late. All those years of searchin'..."
  • "Blimey! You'll teach be yer legendary ways? That be the best treasure of all! YA HA HARRRR!"
  • "But... you're the reason I started talking like that in the first place! I'm a city boy from Port Prisma!"

Wendy O. Koopa[edit]

  • "*yawwwwwwwwwwn* Well, if it isn’t the man of the hour… You’re late. I’ve been waiting for you FOREVER, mister! I was beginning to think you’d stood me up. I thought to myself, Wendy, is Mario ever going to show up? And then I dozed off. Anyway, Mr. Bowser sent me to stop you from getting your grubby little mitts on this Big Paint Star. And now that I’ve gotten some peaceful rest, it’s time to help you rest in peace!"
  • "Now, since you did come all the way to Fortune Island, I guess you must really like money, honey… Teehee! Get ready for payday!"
  • "All those coins, and you’re not even smiling! Well, I’ll smile big enough for the both of us. Take my picture, honey!"
  • "Now, get ready for something more valuable than coins. Let’s see one last big smile before I end this. Say cheese!"
  • "Teehee! That little Instant Camera Replica is like a baby toy!"
  • "Here it comes! Wendy’s gorgeous golden ring! Protect your neck!"
  • "My golden ring has you in its embrace. Your face is priceless!"
  • "I’m tired of looking at your face, so how about I break it? Sound good?"
  • "WHAT?! Why can’t I beat you?!"
  • "Oh, FINE. You beat me. I get it. I can’t believe I came all the way out to this stupid island…waited in this cramped shell for days on end…only to lose! Well, at least I lost to you. Don’t tell Mr. Bowser I said this, but you’re kind of cute, Mario. Teehee…"

Whistle Snifit[edit]

  • "Winners never quit!"
  • "Hmm... The front line seems a little risky."
  • "Can't ya see we're training here?!"
  • "Shut it! And quit being such a baby!"
  • "It's the fleshface!"
  • "Always follow the rules!"

Wringer[edit]

  • "Haven't seen you around... You're not a cop, right? 'Cause you'd have to tell me if you were. It's the law."
  • "Well, lemme assure you that I've pretty much acquired most of my goods basically legally... more or less."
  • "I provide a service that allows you to take some of your favorite Things and give 'em the old SQUEEZE."
  • "They call me... the Wringer."
  • "Since you're new here, your first squeeze is on us."
  • "Now, don't worry about the Wringer. I'll be just fine."
  • "See, once you get your first squeeze, you never wanna let go. You're hooked. That's how I turn a profit."
  • "Enough talk. Let's get to squeezin'."
  • "Wowza! You sure you haven't done this before?"
  • "Now don't be a stranger. Come on back whenever you feel the need to squeeze!"
  • "We ain't got nothin' squeeze-worthy at the moment. Sorry, pal."
  • "Welcome back, pal. The Wringer knew you'd be back."
  • "Now, what can we squeeze for you today?"
  • "Please come again."
  • "All right. Here comes the thing you want to squeeze. Now get to squeezin'!"

Yella[edit]

  • "It's about time!"
  • "I waited for six months to get into this silly café, and I ended up getting all my color drained..."
  • "All I wanted to do was to relax, sip some coffee, and reminisce about the good ol' days. Is that too much to ask?"
  • "There's too much aggressive action in this world! Mario, we need you to restore love and joy to Prism Island!"
  • "Hey, guyz!"
  • "Oh... You guys... didn't hear?"
  • "Piper died."
  • "No, his color wasn't drained."
  • "His whole body turned brown... and he got all crunchy and crinkly..."
  • "He just... blew away like a fallen leaf in the wind. I think he'd been really sick for a long time."

Yellow Rescue Squad members[edit]

  • "That's no normal turnip. That right there is a free-range, organic turnip!"
  • "You been working out, Mario? You yanked out that turnip like it was nothing!"
  • "Wow...What a turnip!"
  • "That's one funky-looking carrot!"
  • "Magnificent! I think I just turned into a vegetarian!"
  • "Now that's a root vegetable!"
  • "If I wanted to do some gardening, I could've stayed home."
  • "So, I showed up for THIS?"
  • "You should slice that bad boy up and pickle it. Yummm..."
  • "It's...so...beautiful. *sniff*"
  • "I'm not really a vegetable guy, but— What am I saying? I'm literally a vegetable guy!"
  • "Better to have loved and lost..."
  • "That torsion! I'll never be that buff..."
  • "Lemme get this straight. First you help us rescue the turnip, and then you squeeze the life out of it? You have issues..."
  • "That was the most amazing vegetable I've ever laid eyes on."
  • "Vegetarianism is a fad anyway..."
  • "The super turnip..."
  • "If you wanted some turnip juice, you could have just borrowed my juicer. No need to strangle it like that."
  • "Actually, I'm pretty glad I showed up for this..."
  • "You really should have pickled that bad boy. What a waste..."
  • "I'll never forget you, giant turnip...*sniff*"
  • "Good night, sweet prince..."

Yoshi[edit]

  • "Yoshi! (Long time no see, Mario!)"
  • "Yoshi! (Thanks for helping be escape that haunted inn!)"
  • "Yoshi! (Just thinking about that place gives me the creeps!)"
  • "Yoshi! (I owe you BIG-time!)"
  • "Yoshi! (I came here to bust my friends out of this cage.)"
  • "Yoshi! (Though I'm not sure why they wanted to get out so badly.)"
  • "Yoshi! (I'll never get tired of this gilded cage! I could live in here forever!)"
  • "Yoshi! (Looking closely, that cage isn't as nice as I thought it was. I've decided I want to be a cage-free Yoshi!)"