Nintendo (evil group)

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Nintendo
The ending scene of Nintendo's infamous "You Cannot Beat Us" commercial
Clockwise: Bowser, Smick, Lakitu, and Duck Hunt. The human spokesman is in the middle
Appears in Australian Nintendo Entertainment System commercial (1986)
Leader Human spokesman
Members

Nintendo is an evil group featured in a series of Australian commercials for the Nintendo Entertainment System, cross promoting Super Mario Bros., Gyromite, and Duck Hunt. It is comprised of Bowser, Lakitu, Smick from Gyromite and the dog from Duck Hunt, led by a human spokesman loosely resembling Max Headroom.

In their initial appearance, they are seen as CGI characters and mock the viewer, challenging them to complete the games featured with the repeated taunt of "You cannot beat us", with it being mentioned that in Super Mario Bros, a player can "score one million" and "discover new worlds".

Nintendo torments a child with a tornado in an NES commerical.
Nintendo torments a child after he defeats Bowser by blasting his chair into space.

In a later live-action commercial, a child can be seen playing Super Mario Bros. while imitating the voices from the computer-animated commercial. When he defeats Bowser, and proudly shouts "beatcha'!", Nintendo sends a gust of wind into his room that leaves him spinning, before blasting him into space.

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Humans
In games
Super Mario franchise Super Mario series Major characters Luigi (Baby Luigi) • Mario (Baby Mario) • Pauline • Daisy (Baby Daisy) • Princess Peach (Baby Peach) • Professor E. Gadd • Rosalina (Baby Rosalina) • Waluigi (Baby Waluigi) • Wario (Baby Wario)
All Night Nippon: Super Mario Bros. Hidechan • KYON² • Matchan • Miyuki • Noritake • Takaaki • Takeshi • Worlds A-C human
BS Super Mario USA Ōsama • Shireikan
Other Il Piantissimo • Kings • Mary O. • Nae Yūki • New Donker • Nina (Super Mario Maker 2)
Sports games Mario Golf series Azalea • Bean • Billy • Bird • Bud • Buzz • Charlie • Ella • Elf • Flint • Gene • Grace • Grammie • Grampie • Harry • Helen • Joe • Ken • Kid • Lady golfer • Lily • Lime • Lisa • Maple • Mark • Napple • Neil • Ossan • Plum • Powert • Pro • Putts • Rozary • Sherry • Sonny • Steve • Thread • Tiny • Tony
Mario Tennis series A. Coz • Ace • Alex • Allie • B. Coz • Barb • Beth • Bob • Brian • Chad • Chas • Chet • Chris • Clay • Curt • Dweezil • Elden • Elroy • Emi • Emily • Fay • Flit • Gary • Harry • Headmaster • Jet • Joy • Kate • Kevin • Kyle • Kyoko • Leon • Linda • Mason • Mark • Meg • Mel • Micki • Mynx • Nina • Oscar • Pam • Paula • Peter • Roy • Samantha • Sammi • Sasha • Sass • Sean • Shadow Swing King • Shadow Swingstress • Shawn • Sheri • Skipper • Sophia • Spike • Sylvia • Tori • Whisker • Willy
Famicom Grand Prix: F1 Race Antonio Zico • Bronco Maccini • George Turbo • Howard Axel • Michel Rumble • Panther Pedalf
Educational games Mario is Missing! (PC, SNES, NES) Curator • Kid • Mayor (Amsterdam) • Mayor A. Cheever • Mayor Bernstein • Mayor Cellout • Mayor Chasen • Mayor Cook • Mayor Devotegetter • Mayor Froobnitz • Mayor Grenewetzki • Mayor Griffeath • Mayor Ima Worrywart • Mayor I. V. Gottserve • Mayor Kotzenberg • Mayor Laabs • Mayor Lan Slide • Mayor Linguine • Mayor L. S. Ismore • Mayor McCarthy • Mayor McChan • Mayor Munchkins • Mayor O. K. Leeder • Mayor Rudolph • Mayor Schmutznikov • Mayor Sidley • Mayor Singer • Mayor Smallburg • Policewoman • Professor • Toronto mayor • Tour Guide • Tourist
Mario's Time Machine (PC, SNES, NES) Abraham Lincoln • Albert Einstein • Andrew Iverson • Anne Hathaway • Aristotle • Benjamin Franklin • Booker T. Washington • Catherine Dickens • Charles Dickens • Charles-Gaspard de la Rive • Cleopatra • Constanze Mozart • David Grenewetzki • Deborah Read • Don Lloyd • Duke of Alençon • Edmund Halley • Ferdinand Magellan • Francis Drake • Frederick Douglass • Galileo Galilei • George Washington Carver • Henry Ford • Ho Ti • Isaac Newton • Jeff Griffeath • Joan of Arc • Johann Gutenberg • Joseph Haydn • Juan Sebastian Del Cano • Julius Caesar • Kublai Khan • Leonardo da Vinci • Louis Pasteur • Ludwig van Beethoven • Mahatma Gandhi • Marco Polo • Mary Todd Lincoln • Michael Faraday • Michelangelo Buonarroti • Minamoto no Yoritomo • Pierre Paul Emile Roux • Plato • Queen Elizabeth I • Raphael Sanzio • Richard Burbage • Royal Society • Sarah Barnard • Thomas Edison • Thomas Jefferson • Ts'ai Lun • William Shakespeare • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Art utilities Mario Paint Udetate • Banzāi • Baby Face
Mario Artist series Aiko • Banchō • Gō Masaru • Haru • Hiroshi Yamauchi • Hoshi Hikaru • Ichirō • Jūdan • Kōichi-kun • Kōji • Kuruma Daikichi • Kuruma Karasuko • Momo-hime • Sakurada Ume • Shōichi • Warui Hito A • Yuki • Yūsha Rui
Miscellaneous Mario Bros. (Game & Watch) Driver • Foreman
Mario's Cement Factory Alarm man (Mario's Cement Factory) • Driver
Mario's Bombs Away Buddy (Mario's Bombs Away) • Enemy • Heavy Smoker
Wrecking Crew series Foreman Spike • Onnanoko • Oyazi
Other Booster • Lady Timpani
Donkey Kong franchise Donkey Kong Hockey Alarm man (Donkey Kong Hockey) • Referee
Other Chopperbird
Yoshi franchise Yoshi's Safari King Fret • Prince Pine
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island Mario's dad • Mario's mom
Wario franchise Wario Land series Captain Syrup • Princess Shokora • Queen Merelda
WarioWare series Major characters 5-Volt • 9-Volt • 18-Volt • Ashley • Dr. Crygor • Jimmy T • Kat & Ana • Lulu • Master Mantis • Mona • Penny • Young Cricket
Other 13-Amp • Abby • Adventure King's Loyal Fans • Amy and Mimi • Ana's Crew • Archer • Boy • Bridget the Baker • Caresawayan • Citizens of Diamond City • Danny • Dr. Payne • The Dinosaurs • Garbage Boy • Jimmy P. • Jimmy's Folks • Leo • Monettes • Mr. Sparkles • Ms. Munchly • Ninja Steve • Peter • Pizza Patrons • Pops • Sal Out • Sammy Rai • Shop Manager Iwata • Sensei • Ski bunnies • Sugar • Vanessa • Wanderer • Winnie and Summer • Woods Watchers
Wario: Master of Disguise Carpaccio • Count Cannoli • Goodstyle • Nigel B. Whistlebottom • Officer Kicksworth • Sergeant Houndstooth
Wario no Mori Bakushō Version Hikari Ōta • Yūji Tanaka
Crossover characters Final Fantasy series Ninja • White Mage
Sonic the Hedgehog series Dr. Eggman • Eggman Nega
Dragon Quest series Alena • Angelo • Bianca • Carver • Jessica • Kiryl • Patty • Princessa • Yangus
Rhythm Heaven series Cicada • Reporter & Wrestler
Other Abata • Balloon Fighter • Bomberman • Genius Girl • Jimmy • Link • Mad Scienstein • Samus • Stanley • Villager
In other media
Live-action The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Alligator Dundee • Angelica • Aunt Luigeena • Bangul-gongju • Brian Bonsall • Cher • Cyndi Lauper • David Horowitz • Doc Freud • Dr. Frankenstein • Dr. Sigmund Fruitcake • Dr. Toby • Edison • Einstein • Ellie Mae • Elvira • Elvis Presley • Ernie Hudson • Fred Van Winkle • George Washington • Grandma Mario • Harry Blackstone Jr. • Howard Stevens • Imperial Poobah • Inspector Gadget • Inspector Klean • Jim Lange • Jodie • Little Robert • Liz • Lou Albano • Luigeena • Luigi's girlfriend • Lyle Alzado • Madam AGoGo • Mad Donna • Marianne • Marilyn • Mario Joe and Luigi Bob • Mikhail S. Gorbachev • Mr. Gibbel • Mrs. Gammliss • Mrs. Periwinkle • Nicole Eggert • Obi-Wan Cannoli • Pam Matteson • Patty • Patty's mother and father • Pietro • Ralph Washington • Rob Stone • Rowdy Roddy Piper • Roxanne • Sgt. Slaughter • Shabba-Doo • Susanna Ross • Tawny Tyler • Ted Bull • The Old Psychic Lady with the Evil Eye Who Reads Fortunes and Knows Everything Before It Happens • Tommy Lasagna • Tulio • Uncle Tony • Vincent Van Gook • Willy White • Young McDonald
Club Mario AJ • Anton • Big Kid • Bonnie Walker • Casey • Charon • Christopher Mulligan • Clark Daring • Co-MC • Dr. Know-It-All • Dude Brothers • Eric Schotz • Ernette • Evil Eric • Francis • Hitman of Design • James • Joe Piscopo • Joseph Bridgers • Kala Kollanyi • Kevin O'Donnell • London • Matt • Nina • Prince Coolerale • Princess Centauri • Robert • Sabrina • Stan • Tammy Treehugger • Tommy Treehugger • Ted Rose • Yeah • Yomega Man
DKTV Alexander Fleming • Candy Kong's baby • Christian Ravier • Jean-Claude Truchet • Leslie Bevillard • Marie • Molière • OM
Super Mario Bros. Angelica • Anthony Scapelli • Daniella • Egon • James • Luigi Mario • Mario Mario
Other Alyssa Milano • Andrew Trego • Bill Gates • Billy • Carlos • Jason Bateman
Animation Saturday Supercade Al • Alan • Aurora • Barnacle • Barney Todd • Belle • Biff • Billy Bob • Bones Bailey • Boris • Brian • Bruto • Buzz • Cabeza • Charlie (Saturday Supercade) • Clyde • Coach • Colonel Culpepper • Dandy Andy • Dee-Dee • Don Diego • Doug's Health Club • Dr. Demise • Flint Westwood • Geoffrey • Gorilla Ghost • Harry (Saturday Supercade) • Harry (Saturday Supercade (Donkey Kong Junior segments)) • Hooligan brothers • Horace • Hoss • Hugo • Jenny • Jenny's father • Kenworth • Kid Dynamo • Knuckles Darklings • Long John • Lucy Belle • Maxwell • Mickey • Miss Persimmon O'Hara • Mr. Anderson • Mr. Bancroft • Mr. Barkley • Mrs. Johnson • Mr. X • Mugsy • Nature Scouts • Pai • Patty Johnson • Peter Windson • Prince Rajah • Roller Stars • Rosie • Sheep Rustlers • Solmes • Tina • Trapper Jack • Trixie • Trucknappers • Turnpike Tex • Shorty • Six • Slam (band) • Slick • Stretch • Waldo • Walt
Super Mario Bros.: Peach-hime Kyūshutsu Dai Sakusen! Haru-ōji • Miss Endless
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Brutius Maximus Grouchimus • Butterfingers • Calamity Clam • Captain Abidab • Captain Clump • Dealin' Delbert • Dr. Nerdnick • Dr. Sheldon • Dr. T. Garden • Elvin Parsley • Fire God • Flab Boys • Gramma Toadstool • Hercufleas • Herlock Solmes • Hildy • Indiana Joe • James Blond • Joliet • Joliet's father • King James • Mark Twang • Misaki • Mervin • Mouth of the River • Mugga • Prince Pompadour • Queen Rotunda • Romano • Romano's father • Salvador Drainotto • Sam Shalam • Secret Agent N • Sergeant Kooperman • Sultan Pasbah • Vampa White • Waldo the Wizard • Zero
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 Bud • Bud and Missy's mother • Captain • Crime Wave Clyde • Cutter • Herman • Junior • Junior's dad • Junior's mom • King Windbag • Marco Polo's Plumbers • Mayor of New York City • Milli Vanilli • Missy • Mighty Plumber • Mr. President • Mrs. President • Norman • Prince Mushroomkhamen • Queen Mushroomkhamen • Venice pizza man • Wizard King of the West
Super Mario World Cave People • Ooga and Ugga • Oogtar
The Super Mario Bros. Movie Aunt Marie • BrKLnCouple • Giuseppe • Luigi's bully • Mario and Luigi's grandfather • Mario and Luigi's niece • Super Mario Bros. Plumbing customer • Uncle Arthur • Uncle Tony
Other Kaoru • Okāsan • Otōsan • Sayaka • Shōgo • Super Cool Jake • Tatsuya
Comics Club Nintendo Ali Mustafa • Baleog • Balu • Blanka • Chun-Li • Crab • Dhalsim • Dr. Light • Dr. Wily • Erik • Helmut Kohl • Joe • Kid Klown • Klösn • Mac • Mahgo • Max Milliplatt • Mona • Netty • Nicole • Olaf • Pia • Zangief
Donkey Kong Jungle Action Special Ace investigative reporter • Electrician
Game Boy Eliana • Greg Campbell • Herman Smirch • Jonathan • Jose • Josh Campbell • Melody-Ann and Rena • Michael Hallis • Nanette Hallis • Mr. Levison • Mr. Petrov • Mrs. Smirch • Rebecca Rhodes • Rick • Sheila Pontoons • Tannis Rhodes
KC Mario Aiko Gibo •Amazons • Āreku Taichō • Ayako Okamomo • Bilin Usagi no Ōjo • Bilingaeru Kaeru no Ōjo • BomBom Ōkoku no Daijin • Daisy's father • Dousi • Dr. Areku • Dr. Mario Nakamatsu • Germane • Henshū • Kazuki Motoyama/Mototin • Lisa Motoyama • Marīo • Miki-chan • Minmei • Mr. K • Mushroom King (Cannon Ball Z) • Nankin • Nurse Peach • Otaku-chan • Pichi-hime • Rīchi-hime • Run • Sensei • Shanbo Ozaki • Sue • Super Mario Great • Tetris Ningen • Uchū Keisatsu no Patrol Taiin
Nintendo Comics System Dirk Drain-Head • Dr. Waldo Bloom • Mrs. Miller • Professor Brainström • Shredder
Super Mario-kun Ima no Mario • Melon-chan • Obā-chan • Wario's father • Wario's mother • Yukio Sawada
Other Friendly Floyd • Hakase • Hichako • Himemaru • Mizumario • Shunichi
Advertisements Adrian • Adriane • Aiba • Alberto • Andreas • Changwan Kim • Conjoined twins • Cowboy Jed • Crazy grandpa • Durrel • Good Charlotte • Goth lady • Goth lady's victim • Gourmand man • Human spokesman • Inagaki Mario • Jamie Anderson • Jed Junior • Joaquim J. • Joey Bragg • Kanjani Eight • Ken Darling • Kim Beom • Marion • Masayoshi Onijima • Medaka-san • Michael • Mobsters • Mr. Arcade • Mr. Crowley • Mr. Kamichi • Ms. Hase • Ms. Hoshino • Ninomiya • Park Mi-seon • Peyton List • Peyton's mother and father • Phoenix • Redknapp Family • Ricky Whiting • Shaving man • Shaving man's manipulator • Shermer • Sonic the Hedgehog fan • Spencer • Stephane • Tatami Change • Timo Scheider • Toaranko Tosa • Tsukio Matsuzaki • Unbeaten spokesman • Vivian Hsu • Wario's president • Witch Doctor
Other Aiden • Arino • Cybele • David • Elsie • Ethan • Fukusuke • Gina • Greta • Jack • Jake the Watchman • Jordan • Jordan's mother • Kate • Kat McNamara • Lindsey • Louie • Maki • Master Tetsu • Nathaniel • Nathaniel's daughter • Park warden • Pauly • Ryder • Santa Claus • Skip • Stan • Stella • Stewie • Terry • Yūji
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