Ore-sama no tanoshii ichinichi! Omae mo minarae!
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The title of this article is official, but it comes from a Japanese source.
If an acceptable English name is found, then the article should be moved to the new title.
Ore-sama no tanoshii ichinichi! Omae mo minarae! is a mock summary of a 15-hour day from the perspective of Wario. It is available from the official Japanese Wario Land 4 website. As the summary was published in Japan, it uses a 24-hour clock for its timestamps.
Content[edit]
- 7:00
- [Wake up]
- I was dreaming of treasure on my beloved luxury sofa bed. Goo, goo, goo. Suddenly, a cockroach got into my nose. I woke up in shock! Is the cockroach missing?
- 7:30
- [Breakfast]
- ●I devour a light meal of 3L of milk, 3 slices of French bread, 6 raw eggs, and a little cheese in one minute. I'm a studious guy, so I also read the newspaper at the same time. Apparently I skip over the difficult kanji characters? And I get some valuable information from the newspaper!!
- 7:40
- [Toilet]
- ●I push through my daily poop! I feel so refreshed! However, the plumbing is broken and the giant poop won't go down the drain, so I panic! It's too much of a hassle, so I just ignore it.
- 9:00
- [Out]
- ●I hop briskly into my prized Wario Car! But then I feel something unpleasant on my butt! Oh no! It's covered in giant crow droppings! I don't have a handkerchief, so I wipe it with my hat. Oh well! Just when I thought I was going for a comfortable drive towards the treasure, I run out of gas. Oh no! I have to push it all the way to the gas station... Ouch.
- 12:00
- [Lunch]
- ●At 10:00, I ate 10 hot dogs at a stand, but I was still hungry, so I ate three plates of rice curry. It's still not enough, but I'm on a diet! My mouth is dirty, so I wipe it with my hat! Hmm, there's a really strong smell! It's disgusting, but oh well!
- 15:30
- [Treasure]
- ●Heh, heh, heh~! At last I’ve found it! When I slowly opened the treasure chest, inside there was no glittering coin! Damn! Was I deceived?! That damned ○○ Newspaper! This is the real treasure box! Just kidding!
- 18:00
- [Return home]
- ●I opened the door to the hideout and, wow! The toilet water was backing up! I can't explain it any better than that.
- 19:00
- [Late-night snack]
- ●The toilet incident has settled down and I'm able to eat my midnight snack safely. I devoured 10 plates of liver and vanilla chives and 10 crepes that I bought on the way home in just 3 minutes! But that's not enough!
- 20:00
- [Push-ups]
- ●While playing enka music, I do 100 push‑ups in 10 sets! This is the source of my powerful attack~! And pro wrestling watching! Cheering for Puccha and Chin!!
- 22:00
- [Go to bed]
- ●I skipped the bath and brushing my teeth! Good kids, don't try this at home! Then, I fell asleep on the sofa bed... For some reason, I had a dream about cockroaches! I woke up in the middle of the night to a rustling sound in my head...
Names in other languages[edit]
| Language | Name | Meaning | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Japanese | オレ様の楽しい一日!おまえも見習え![1] Ore-sama no tanoshii ichinichi! Omae mo minarae! |
My fun day! You should learn from it too! |