Orbulon no Chikyū Report

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Orbulon no Chikyū Report is an online diary allegedly maintained by Orbulon that was available from the official Japanese WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$! website. Like the other online diaries, Orbulon no Chikyū Report was maintained over the course of two months, beginning on February 28, 2003, and ending on April 25 that same year, with a hiatus being taken between March 20 and April 15.

Entries

Part 1

• February 28 (Friday)

Here I'm going to share my daily life in Japan.

I have to write in Japanese, so it's a little tough, but I have an IQ of 300, so I'll do my best.

Today I watched "Japanese Language Lessons" on the spaceship.

Learning was difficult, but the female assistant was cute.

• Saturday, March 1st

There's going to be a gaming tournament tomorrow at my friend's house.

I heard they're going to play a game called "Nintendo Puzzle Collection."

My IQ is 300, so I'm not very good at it, but I've been practicing as much as I can.

I'm sure I'll be able to do it in one go.

• March 2 (Sun)

Today was the game tournament.

Thanks to the practice, I did quite well.

But I was no match for 9-Volt-san.

People in Japan are pretty tough.

I practiced a lot, but I was frustrated that I couldn't become number one, so I lied and said, "It was my first time playing."

I kind of hate myself.

• Monday, March 3rd

I was worried about the lie I told yesterday, so I went to tell 9-Volt-san the truth.

9-Volt-san told me, "There's nothing embarrassing about practicing."

That's exactly what I learned. I learned a lot.

• March 4th (Tuesday)

Today I met Mona-san.

Mona-san told me a lot about school.

It looks like a lot of fun.

I want to go to school too.

I like Mona-san because she doesn't think of me as an alien.

• Wednesday, March 5th

I live in a spaceship high above the Earth, but today it broke down and we had to make an emergency landing in the Earth.

It landed right where Wario-san lived, but he didn't get angry at all.

Wario-san is a very generous person.

• March 6th (Thursday)

I met Jimmy-san at the park.

He was playing basketball by himself.

Jimmy-san looked a little lonely, so I thought I'd join him, but I'm not very good at sports, so I gave up.

Looking back, I think it would have been a good thing if I had called him since we were friends.

• March 7th (Friday)

I promised him from the beginning, but today I took Supatsu-san on a spaceship.

I was so moved that I couldn't help but swear.

...It seems that Supatsu-san's Japanese has rubbed off on me.

• Saturday, March 8th

We all had a barbecue today.

I didn't know that a barbecue required fire, so I brought along some "space carrots." However, the "space carrots" don't tolerate heat very well, so they evaporated quickly. What a shame.

Everyone was upset, saying "Wario-san ate most of the other food." But actually, Mona-san ate a lot, too. I don't like hot food, so I barely ate anything.

Jimmy-san was in much better spirits than when we went to Ototoy Park. Everyone was having fun, so I had a good time too.

• March 9th (Sun)

It was so cold today that many people had caught a cold. There's a Japanese saying that goes, "idiots don't catch colds," but even though I have an IQ of 300, I still haven't caught a cold. Or is it because I'm stupid? I'm getting anxious.

• March 10th (Monday)

Today I landed on Earth in my spaceship to bring food. However, it was raining, so the inside of the spaceship got soaked with rainwater. I'm worried about rusting because I was suddenly sent into space.

It doesn't rain in space, so my spaceship isn't waterproof.

• March 11 (Tuesday)

What's that!!

I didn't sleep for 10 hours today so I'm a little irritated!

It's better if you don't come near me!!

• March 13th (Thursday)

I apologize for yelling the other day.

I was sleep-deprived and ended up sleeping for 36 hours. My head's a little dizzy.

Ah! I'm in trouble!

I missed yesterday's "Nihongo Koukyuu."

Well, I guess I can watch it on reruns.

• March 14th (Friday)

The other day, the spaceship started to rust a little due to a leak.

I was worried, so I had it repaired at Crygor-san's place. It's waterproofed, so I don't have to worry about it getting wet again.

He said the repair cost would be free because we're friends. Crygor-san is such a kind person.

• Saturday, March 15th

Being stuck in a spaceship is boring, so I took a walk to "Koe no Tayorau Namima made."

Inside a seashell washed up on the beach, I found something that resembled the shape of the star of my hometown.

Come to think of it, it's been over 1000 years since I last returned to my hometown.

I wonder if my friend still remembers me...

• March 16th (Sunday)

Suddenly feeling lonely, I went to Wario-san's house.

However, he wasn't there, so I went to Jimmy-san's place.

However, he wasn't there, so I went to Mona-san's place.

However, she wasn't there, so I went to 9-Volt-san's place.

However, he wasn't there, so I looked for Dribble-san's taxi.

However, I couldn't find one, so I went to Crygor-san's place.

By the way, Kat-san and Ana-san were there too, and the three of us had a lot of fun, so we went home when someone called out to us.

In the end, I felt really lonely, so I'm going to sleep for today.

• March 17th (Monday)

I'm a little angry.

Today I took Wario-san on a spaceship. It was his first time, so he had a great time.

But then Wario-san suddenly had to poop, so he asked to get off the spaceship. I don't poop, so there's no toilet on this spaceship.

Wario-san was struggling so much that the spaceship lost its balance and crashed straight down. Then Wario-san ran off somewhere looking for a toilet.

At times like this, I wish they'd at least apologize.

• March 18 (Tuesday)

I went to Crygor-san's place to get my spaceship repaired.

Crygor-san has been doing a lot of repairs lately, so I was a little annoyed.

I was feeling a bit embarrassed.

That's why I got angry at Wario-san again yesterday, but is this just me taking out my anger on him?

• Wednesday, March 19th

Today I was invited to 9-Volt-san's house.

There, I was shown a powerful weapon called a ray gun.

The ray gun is an innovative weapon that is only effective against enemies such as gunmen, and 9-Volt-san and Shaggy-san were completely unfazed when they were shot. The

enemy gunman was small but hardworking, and no matter how many times he was knocked down, he kept getting up again.

Good job, enemy gunman.

• March 20th (Thursday)

Suddenly, I'm going on a space trip with Wario-san and his friends.

Apparently, Crygor-san has built a big spaceship.

Maybe we can go back to my home planet.

It's so fun.

I'll be away from Earth for a while, so I'll make a reservation to record the Nihongo Koukyuu.

Part 2

• April 15th (Tuesday)

My spaceship wasn't working so well, so I had to come back soon. It's a shame, as I was so excited to be returning to my home planet.

But when I got back, I found three weeks' worth of recorded videos for the Nihongo Koukyuu. I feel like I've gained something!

• Wednesday, April 16th

I just woke up, but it's already pitch black outside. I'm probably suffering from jet lag.

If I stay awake, I'll wake up in the dark again tomorrow, so I'm going to sleep now.

Good night.

• April 17th (Thursday)

I've been watching three weeks' worth of videos from the Nihongo Koukyuu all day today.

But it's better to watch a little bit of this kind of thing every day.

It's true that "practice makes perfect."

Ah, this phrase appeared in the Nihongo Koukyuu I watched today.

I'm so happy to be able to use it right away!

• April 18th (Friday)

Suddenly, Wario-san showed up at my spaceship.

He didn't seem to have anything in particular to do, but I didn't want to get into trouble on the spaceship again, so I didn't pay him much attention.

I went back for a while, but I forgot my white hair.

I found out about it in an email that arrived at Wario Company.

Wario-san brought it with him because he wanted to show it to me, so I was a little disappointed. I kind of regretted treating him so coldly.

It would have been better if I'd given him some tea or money.

• Saturday, April 19th

Today, since it was warm, I went to the park and read the email Wario-san left for Wario Company yesterday. I was so touched to hear

that someone said the game I made was "fun!"

I feel like I'm one step closer to conquering the Earth.

I happened to meet Jimmy-san at the park and gave him the email.

• April 20th (Sunday)

I had a dream of doing Nawatobi with a friend from my home star.

Maybe because of that, I’m full of the feeling of wanting to return to my kokyō.

Since conquering Earth still seems like it will take a while, perhaps I’ll try going home for the first time in 1000 years.

• April 21st (Monday)

I bought 256 copies of "WarioWare" and a Game Boy Advance SP as souvenirs for friends back home. They're playing the games I made.

1000 years ago, I only had about 16 friends, so I need to start again from scratch and make more friends. ♪ I wonder if I can make 240 friends...?

• April 22 (Tuesday)

I forgot something very important.

These are materials to help me study Japanese while I'm back home.

As the saying goes, "practice makes perfect," so even if I'm not on Earth, I will be able to continue studying.

I bought a lot of books related to Japanese at the bookstore.

Now I'm relieved.

• Wednesday, April 23rd

I tested the spaceship to see if it would fly without any problems.

But it didn't move at all!

I was surprised, and after trying every possible method, I discovered that it was overweight.

The Nipon-go books I bought yesterday were too heavy. So, only one-tenth of the books I could carry were left.

I’ll give the other nine-tenths to Wario-san, who doesn’t seem to be very good at Nipon-go.

...Finally, I'm leaving tomorrow.

• April 24th (Thursday)

Just as I was about to depart for my hometown, Wario-san called me. I was told to talk to everyone about "WarioWare" and that I was going to do it.

I actually wanted to leave immediately, but compared to 1000 years, I was only a day late, so it wasn't a big deal, so I agreed.

It was my first time having this kind of conversation with everyone, so it was pretty exciting. I felt like making something again, but I won't be in Earth for a while, so it's a bit difficult.

• April 25th (Friday)

It's time to leave. I forgot, but going back home means my Earth Report is finished.

I hadn't written much in Japanese up until now, but thanks to the report, I've improved a lot. Sometimes it took me five hours to write my report one day, but that's also learning. I'm sad that my diary is over, but I hope everyone is doing well.

Finally, I'll write down the answers to my " treasure map " and " decryption."

The answer to the " treasure map " is "Mushroom Island." The picture on the right has "zebra," "yo-yo," "whale," "pig," and "luck" from top to bottom. If you continue reading the first word, it becomes "plant." On all three islands, the plant is "mushroom," so the answer is "mushroom island." The answer to "Cracking the Code " is "There's a hidden page to the right of Wario's crossword puzzle."

Did you get it?

Names in other languages

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Japanese	オービュロンのチキューレポート Ōbyuron no Chikyū Rēpōto	Orbulon's Earth Report

External links

• Part 1
• Part 2