Wario-sama no Buriburi Nikki
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The title of this article is official, but it comes from a Japanese source.
If an acceptable English name is found, then the article should be moved to the new title.
Wario-sama no Buriburi Nikki was an online diary allegedly maintained by Wario that was available from the official Japanese WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$! website. The diary was maintained over a two-month period, beginning February 28, 2003 and ending on April 25th of that same year (with the diary taking a hiatus from March 20th to April 15th). The diary was predominantly about bodily functions.
Entries[edit]
Part 1[edit]
- February 28 (Friday)
- Only Hisashiburi can write a diary!
- Today I had soft, yellow poop!
- It must be because of the banana I ate yesterday!
- Maybe it's better not to eat the skin!
- Saturday, March 1st
- What a selfish thing to do, I had to poop on the way home from an all-you-can-eat restaurant!
- I would have been fine with pooping in the open, but by chance a taxi with Dribble and Spitz was passing by, so I got a ride home.
- After all, being an employee is what you should have! I farted a few times on the way there. But luckily I didn't make a sound!
- If people found out I farted in a taxi, it would ruin my image of being a cool selfish guy!
- March 2 (Sun)
- I went to Ninevolt's house and had a gaming tournament!
- Of course I was number one! That's what I'd like to say, but Ninevolt cheated, so I didn't win much. Well, I'm a big-hearted guy, so I didn't really mind losing!
- (I was a little upset, so I left a big poop in the toilet at Ninevolt's house, though.)
- Monday, March 3rd
- What bad luck! I couldn't hold it in and ended up pooping in the woods when I was only 5 meters away from my house!
- It was a poop shaped like a nose! Did I eat something weird yesterday? Oh well!
- March 4th (Tuesday)
- I'm so unlucky!
- I stepped in a nose-shaped poop in front of my house!
- Who the hell pooped in a place like that?!
- Wednesday, March 5th
- My poop is usually fine, but today it was hard to come out!
- But there was a sudden big bang, and the shock of it made it come out!
- It was because Orbulon's spaceship fell on me!
- It 's a shame that the house got a little damaged, but it's for my health! I guess it's ok!
- March 6th (Thursday)
- When I woke up this morning, I found that the house was a little damaged.
- Who could have done this? Did something happen yesterday?
- And what's more, the refrigerator was crushed!
- I need to eat everything quickly or it will go bad! Okay, let's eat it all!
- Mmm! Delicious!!
- Now that I'm satisfied, I need to poop!
- March 7th (Friday)
- When I woke up this morning, I found that my refrigerator had been broken and everything inside was gone! Who could have done this?! I'd starve to death!
- That's it! I'll invite some of the coworkers over for a barbecue tomorrow! If they bring some ingredients, I'll have a full stomach for free!
- Hmm! How clever of me!
- Now that I'm relieved, I feel like I need to poop!
- Saturday, March 8th
- Today I had a barbecue with some coworkers.
- I don't know who arranged it, but it was a pretty nice plan!
- It's been a while since I've had a full meal!
- However, ever since I drank the drink that Crygor gave me earlier, I've been feeling a bit off!
- I can't even poop, so I think I'll go to bed now!
- March 9th (Sun)
- The weather was relatively good today, but it was quite chilly in the early hours.
- Perhaps unable to bear the cold, many of the friends who had gathered for the barbecue complained of feeling unwell. I managed to get through it thanks to my strong body and strong mental strength.
- Oops, sorry. I suddenly feel the urge to go to the bathroom. Excuse me for a moment.
- Ah! I feel so refreshed!
- I passed a lot of poop that looked like wrinkled brains!!
- My head feels lighter somehow, but I'm sure it's just my imagination!
- March 10th (Monday)
- It rained all day today!
- I had no choice but to watch TV while picking my nose!
- Then, I saw a commercial for "WarioWare" on! Wow! That looks like a pretty interesting game!
- As expected of a game I made!
- But I don't even appear in it!!
- Angry!
- March 11 (Tuesday)
- I was casually watching TV when I heard that a cave that looks like it might contain hidden treasure was discovered on the outskirts of Diamond City!
- I knew I had to go!
- I immediately got on my Wario Bike and set off!!
- But first, I need to poop!
- Hahaha! I feel so refreshed!
- But I'm bored today! I guess I'll just watch some TV!
- Wednesday, March 12th
- It was a beautiful day, so I decided to hang out my futon!
- Hmm, it's been years since I've done that!
- I've been thinking that it smells really bad recently!
- Now that I'm feeling better, I feel like I need to poop!
- I was happily pooping when the police came and caught me.
- They were saying something about the strange smell, but it's nothing to do with me!!
- Oh well, they treated me to a katsudon, so I guess it's okay!
- March 13th (Thursday)
- I had a craving for something sweet, so I went to a nearby gelato place!
- Mona happened to be there, so she treated me! Lucky me!
- After eating the cold food in one go, I started to feel like I had to poop!
- While I was pooping happily, the police showed up and caught me.
- They said I'd dine and dashed or something, but it had nothing to do with me!
- Anyway, I guess it's okay since she treated me to some herring noodles!
- March 14th (Friday)
- When I woke up in the morning, I was so hungry I couldn't poop at all!
- I had no choice but to go to an all-you-can-eat restaurant!
- And when I left the restaurant, it was already pitch black outside!
- I think this is the first time even I've ever eaten so much!
- Saturday, March 15th
- When I woke up this morning, for some reason I had an overwhelming urge to poop!
- I couldn't help it, so I locked myself in the bathroom!
- And when I left the bathroom, it was already pitch black outside!
- I think this was the first time even I've ever pooped so much!
- March 16th (Sunday)
- A strange old man suddenly asked me to be his model!
- Hahaha! Being handsome, cool and popular can be a pain!
- Well, he said he'd just take a few photos, so I agreed!
- He gave me a pile of poop-shaped rocks as a modeling fee!
- What kind of nerve does this old man have to give such a vulgar thing to a refined guy like me!?
- But I liked it, so I'll add it to my treasure collection!
- Monday, March 17th
- I got to ride on Orbulon's spaceship!
- Space is a pretty cool place!
- There must be a ton of treasure hidden on some planet!
- But what's going on with this spaceship?! There's no toilet!
- I had to poop so badly halfway through, so we had to make an emergency landing!
- That was a close call!
- March 18 (Tuesday)
- It's time to poop!
- When I'm pooping, my mind becomes clearer than usual, and for some reason, I suddenly feel like going to space! There must be a mountain of treasure hidden somewhere on a planet in the universe!
- Right! I'll ask Crygor to build me a spaceship!
- I'll write it down on the bathroom wall so I don't forget!
- Wednesday, March 19th
- On the wall of the bathroom, there was a messy note written in graffiti: "Get Crygor to build me a spaceship!"
- Who could have written something like that? But it's a pretty good idea!
- I'll go to Crygor right away and ask him to build me a spaceship!
- That's it! It might be useful for something!
- I'll call the other employees too!
- March 20th (Thursday)
- Crygor has built a huge spaceship, so I'm off to space!
- Apparently the coworkers are coming along too, so it'll be like a company trip!
- That means I'll be taking a break from writing my diary for a while!
- I'm sorry to those of you who have been looking forward to my diary every day, but please wait while you play "WarioWare," which comes out tomorrow!
- I'll be back soon, though!
Part 2[edit]
- April 15th (Tuesday)
- I went to a huge spaceship that Crygor built!
- As it was a huge spaceship, there was a huge toilet, so I had a huge poop!
- But it was warm, and it's already April 15th!
- Time flies!
- Wednesday, April 16th
- A Game Boy Advance game arrived at my house!
- I decided to play it while I had the chance to poop!
- However, it was so much fun that I ended up staying in the bathroom all day!
- The title is... "WarioWare"!
- I had completely forgotten, but it's a game I made, after all!
- April 17th (Thursday)
- I read the emails that have arrived at our company!
- Most of them were words of love for me, but occasionally there were ones telling me to "Don't poop!"
- However! It's not like I like pooping either! It just happens!
- Speaking of which, there were quite a few comments about "WarioWare"!
- Everyone seems satisfied with it, and it was worth making it!
- Great! I'll print this out and have the other employees read it too!
- As expected of a popular guy like me, I think differently!
- First of all, I'll take some to Orbulon tomorrow!
- April 18th (Friday)
- For some reason, I ended up on Orbulon's spaceship!
- But there was nothing to do and they didn't offer me tea or snacks, so I was bored!
- I had to poop, but there's no toilet in his house, so I decided to go home!
- Hmm, what was I supposed to go there for?
- Saturday, April 19th
- While I was out for a walk, I suddenly had to poop!
- Luckily, a Spitz taxi was passing by, so it took me to a nearby public toilet!
- I made it just in time, but there was so much poop that when I flushed the toilet, it got washed away with me!
- It was pitch black all around, so where on earth was I?!
- April 20th (Sunday)
- When I woke up, it was pitch black!
- I smelled something that smelled like poop!
- I went towards a light I could see in the distance and found it in the toilet bowl of my house!
- I see, there was a way to get home from a place like this!
- April 21st (Monday)
- Apparently the lady living next door bought the "WarioWare" I made!
- She said she wanted to play it with her family of four, but that's a bit extravagant!
- Well, I'm a genius and a cool guy, so anything is possible! I've come up with a way for everyone to play together!
- If you have the chance, you should try it out!
- April 22 (Tuesday)
- I rode my Wario Bike for the first time in a while, and the seat ripped!
- Maybe it's because I farted a little too much. It was uncomfortable to sit on, so I had Crygor repair it!
- Crygor said he wanted my farts, but he's a pervert after all!
- Wednesday, April 23rd
- Obulon[sic] gave me a bunch of books!
- I was just short of paper!
- I'll put them to good use after Buriburi!
- April 24th (Thursday)
- A strange guy came by today!
- He said he wanted to gather all the employees of Wario Company and do something called Zadankai!
- He said we could promote the game while eating, so we decided to give it a go!
- However, while I was finishing up my meal and feeling pissed, Zadankai was over!
- It's a shame I didn't get to tell them about my genius talent, but I guess it's okay since I got to eat my fill!
- April 25th (Friday)
- I noticed that my clothes smell like poop!
- Normally, I'm a big-hearted person who doesn't worry about such small things, but today I decided to change into my adventure clothes that don't smell like poop!
- Because I'm moving to a new house!
- In fact, I had someone secretly build an amazing castle that was just finished!
- But it's a pain to bring my laptop with me!
- I can't write in my diary without it, so today's diary will be the last one!
- Oops! I still haven't found the answer to the crossword puzzle!
- The answer is "neboushiteshimatta" (I overslept)!
- See, that was difficult, wasn't it?
Gallery[edit]
Background
Names in other languages[edit]
| Language | Name | Meaning | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Japanese | ワリオ様のブリブリ日記[1] Wario-sama no Buriburi Nikki |
Wario-sama's Anger Diary |
