List of Sammer Guys

The beginning of the battle.

This is a comprehensive list of all 100 Sammer Guys from Super Paper Mario. The majority of Sammer Guys have a name which is a pun on something Nintendo-related.

Sammer's Kingdom (Rounds 1-25)

Jade Blooper

“I am known as Jade Blooper, Keeper of the first-- Wait, you are that challenger from before! You fled this land like a crying whelp... The hole in the sky is gone, but the challenge stands until a victor is found! If you desire the king's treasure, step forth and challenge my skill. Leave the palace before the 100th fight ends, and your progress will be lost. And with it, your family's HONOR!”

—Jade Blooper, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 1st gate. His name is a reference to Bloopers, while the "Jade" part may refer to his green armor. It is implied that most, if not all, undertakers of the Duel of 100 fall to him, as he recognizes the player as the hero of legend immediately upon defeat. Despite this, other Sammer Guys imply that they have battled other challengers. He smells rather fishy and often talks about honor and shame.

Hills With Eyes

“I SEE YOU! Look upon Hill with Eyes, keeper of the 2nd gate! You run along the earth, attacking immobile blocks... AND I SEE YOU! You leap above deep pits, dodging wandering beasts... AND I WATCH YOU! Soon you will fall in battle by my merciless hand... AND I LAUGH AT YOU!”

—Hill With Eyes, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 2nd gate. His name may be a reference to the various hills and other background objects that have a set of eyes, but possibly also to the film The Hills Have Eyes. He claims to always be watching the player. Sometime before the events of Super Paper Mario, he lost a staring contest to King Sammer and hasn't recovered from it ever since.

Puffing Fist

“An opponent blows in... My name floats like a ill wind, for I am Puffing Fist, guardian of the 3rd gate! I can send the mightiest opponent to his doom with a single strike! Pwaaaaaang!”

—Puffing Fist, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 3rd gate, and also the first jumping Sammer Guy. His name may have some relation to Huff N. Puff, a cloud with fists. This is supported by his references to a "Cloud Temple". He claims to use his remaining vacation days for his training at the cloud temple upon being defeated.

Squatting Birdo

“Soon, challenger, you will scream in terror at the name of the FLIGHTLESS BIRD! For I am Squatting Birdo, ever-hunkering guardian of the 4th gate! Now you will know the fury of the most deadly fighting style. Birdo...SQUAT!”

—Squatting Birdo, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 4th game, and also the first Sammer Guy with a mace. His name is a reference to Birdos, though it may also be a reference to how the names of Ostros and Birdos were mixed up in the Super Mario Bros. 2 credits as he mentions they are a type of flightless bird. He is the first Sammer Guy to employ a Ninjoe. He is heard to be the true master of the Squatting Birdo stance according to Tippi's/Tiptron's tattle.

Leeping Cheep

“Tell me, challenger, have you ever tried to catch a jumping fish with your bare hands? You will know the frustration soon, for I am Leeping Cheep, keeper of the 5th gate! The Cheep Cheep soars in the air and strike sits prey like a fishy tsunami!”

—Leeping Cheep, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 5th gate, and also the first spiked Sammer Guy. His name is a reference to Cheep-Cheeps, specifically the jumping variant. After being defeated, he is upset that his Cheep Cheeps couldn't have helped him in the fight. Outside of fighting in the Duel of 100, he is often seen attempting to jump into the water.

Master Wiggler

“Before we fight, consider this haiku... "A challenger comes... Under the darkening sky... Wiggity wiggle..." Master Wiggler wiggles in defense of the 6th gate... WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!”

—Master Wiggler, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 6th gate. His name is a reference to Wigglers. He speaks in haiku before and after his fight; he says "haikus" and "wiggle" frequently.

Shoe of Kuribo

“STOMPOW! I am Shoe of Kuribo! I protect the 7th gate! STOMPOW! Some try to tiptoe past me like little fancy slippers! I stomp them! STOMPOW! Shoe stomps all! STOMPOW! Shoe of Kuribo will tread on you! STOMPOW!”

—Shoe of Kuribo, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 7th gate. His name is a reference to Goomba's Shoe, which was originally called "Kuribo's Shoe". He has a habit of saying "STOMPOW!" often. He often changes his shoes every month.

Guy Who Fry

“YOU FRY NOW! I am Guy Who Fry, master of Dripping Magma Punch, guard of the 8th gate. I see your eyes burn with purpose. Will I torch you today? Or will your burning desire to win extinguish me? I say... YOU FRY NOW!”

—Guy Who Fry, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 8th gate. His name is a pun on Fryguy. He claims to be the master of the "Dripping Magma Punch". His tattle states that he his diet is deep-fried foods.

Screaming Mantis

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZK! The shrill shriek of the SCREEEAAAAMING MANTISSSS paralyzes you at gate 9! You are motionless with fear! Now I prey on your face! YEZZZZZZZZZK!”

—Screaming Mantis, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 9th gate. His name is a spoof on an unrelated Mario animal, the praying mantis. As his name implies, he shrieks and screams quite often, so much so that he must take lozenges when his throat gets hoarse.

Koopa in Winter

“And so you come at last... like a young bloom poking through an early spring snow. I am called Koopa in Winter. I wait, immobile, by the 10th gate. The plant that blooms early freezes and perishes...and so, too, shall you!”

—Koopa in Winter, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy A Big Sammer Guy who is the guardian of the 10th gate, named after Koopa Troopas. For unknown reasons, he cries every time he looks at a sunset, although it may be because since his name implies that he is a being of snow, the tears represent him "melting".

Footsteps of Coins

“The 11th gate... A place of power. And here you find Footsteps of Coins! Tell me, warrior, do you walk with your eyes open? Do you see many coins? Coins in blocks, coins on clouds... Everywhere there are coins glittering. it is I who leave them. It is I who wander the wide world, coins falling from my heels. Does this mean other should pick up my coins? OF COURSE NOT! The coins are mine alone! And now, I will make change out of YOU! CHA-CHING!”

—Footsteps of Coins, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 11th gate. He asks the duelists if they ever wondered who put the coins all over the place. He claims that it is him, and that it isn't right for anyone to be taking his coins all the time. He also has a lesser-known brother called Footsteps of Meat. This could be a reference to a side-scrolling mini-game from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door in which the player controls Bowser in a Super Mario Bros. setting, collecting pieces of meat as power-ups.

Urchin Lung

“So, you challenge your skill in the Duel of 100? I am the guardian of the 12th gate... Urchin Lung. Hah hah. So... You must be wondering, "How many more of these guys must I fight?" FOOL! There are 88 more of us! Does your resolve falter? Do you have what it takes? It is a relentless marathon of martial artistry! Now, come at me!”

—Urchin Lung, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 12th gate. His name is a reference to Urchins and the phrase iron lung. He used to be King Sammer's personal trainer until he was injured in a sit-up incident.

Crow Who Eats

“KAKAAAAWWWW! KAKAAWWW! I will feast on the delicious flavor of your defeat! I am Crow Who Eats, guardian of the 13th gate! I will make meals form your shame! KAAAKAAAAWW!”

—Crow Who Eats, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 13th gate, and also the first red Sammer Guy. His name refers to "eating crow," meaning to be proven wrong after taking a strong position, which is proven by the fact that, upon defeat, he actually states that it is "he who must eat crow." He likes to taunt his opponents, which gets awkward whenever he loses.

Swollen Tongue

“Hewwo, pwaything! I am Swollen Tongue, master of the 14th gate... Flear me! You shall not gas! Wait, I mean gwass! I mean...PASS! Oh, who cares! Lettuce fight! Gahh!”

—Swollen Tongue, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 14th gate. He is a Green Sammer Guy with a mustache and a spike. He often makes malapropisms because of his bad tongue (for example, when he wants to say "Bye now!" he says "Buy now!"). His malapropisms usually make his traditional pre-battle taunts a little hard for him.

Slipping Grip

“The foe you face next is Slipping Grip, fearless guardian of the 15th gate. I am a new student of the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... But I recently passed my Slapatology exam with the highest marks! Now it is you who reap the benefits of my industrious note taking!”

—Slipping Grip, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 15th gate, and the second best student at the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy. The two Sammer Guys after him are his brothers, Clammy Hand and Forbidden Slap, and like him, are blue with a mustache. Could possibly be a reference to early Wii players losing grip of their controllers due to sweaty palms.

Clammy Hand

“So you have defeated my brother... I am the second most famous student of the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... You have no doubt seen me in the academy newsletter. Guarding the 16th gate is my senior project. I WILL NOT FAIL!”

—Clammy Hand, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 16th gate, and the brother of Slipping Grip and Forbidden Slap. Clammy Hand is also in Sweaty Palms Martial Arts Academy. His clammy grip can sometimes makes his first introductions awkward.

Forbidden Slap

“I am Forbidden Slap, former top student of the sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... But I was expelled for learning forbidden slapping techniques from dark tomes. Now I wield history's most feared and reviled sword slaps!”

—Forbidden Slap, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 17th gate. He used to be top student at Sweaty Palm academy, but was expelled for using forbidden slapping techniques too many times. The two Sammer Guys before him, Slipping Grip and Clammy Hand are his brothers; in the end, they convince him to rejoin the academy, though it is unknown if he succeeds.

Hairy Arantula in the Grass

“Come closer! I am just a harmless leaf on the trimmed lawn of the 18th gate... HAAACHHH! NO! I am Hairy Arantula in the Grass! I leap on your head and bite your earlobe! HAAACHHH!”

—Hairy Arantula in the Grass, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 18th gate, and also the first Small Sammer Guy. His name is a reference to Arantulas. He often likes to scare people in the park while hiding in the grass.

Another Castle

“Stoic and impenetrable, Another Castle stands vigil over the 19th gate... Many challengers attempt to lay siege on me. All leave in tears. Tire yourself all you like pummeling my stony abdomen... I WILL NOT FALL!”

—Another Castle, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guaridan of the 19th gate. His name is a reference to Toad's famous saying, "Thank you, Mario. But our Princess is in another castle!" (even saying "Well done...but your prize is in another castle... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." once he's defeated). He takes his name very seriously, to the point where he once dug a moat around himself.

Rolling Thwomp

“SMOOOSH! TO ROLLING THWOMP, THERE IS ONE THING BEST IN LIFE... ROLLING. SQUISH! I ROLL OVER YOU AND MAKE YOU FLAT LIKE SHEET OF PAPER!”

—Rolling Thwomp, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 20th gate, and also the second Big Sammer Guy. His name might refer to Spiny Tromps or Spindels. He is a big Sammer Guy that likes to roll all over the place, which is one of his main attacks. When Mario and Co. first visit, he is the last Sammer Guy fought before Count Bleck appears, and is the one who runs off to try and warn King Sammer. His tattle states that he loves kittens a lot.

Thrashing Prawn

“The guardian of the 21st gate simmers in hot, savory fury! I am THRASHING PRAWN! You will never pierce my briny husk! I will flail mercilessly at your face with tiny arms!”

—Thrashing Prawn, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 21st gate. His name is a reference to the prawn, a type of shellfish similar to shrimp. He has a habit of putting butter on everything, which happens to be a very popular way of eating shellfish. He is also the first Sammer Guy that can only be fought after the game is completed.

Thousand-Year Roar

“GRAAARRRR! It is I, Thousand-Year Roar! I will make your ears explode with a guttural, manly shout!”

—Thousand-Year Roar, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to The Thousand-Year Door. He spends his mornings during the weekends sipping coffee while reading his newspaper.

Unshy Guy

“I am Unshy Guy. Public speaking holds no challenge for me! I will bludgeon you with confidence and charm!”

—Unshy Guy, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 23rd gate. His name is a pun on Shy Guys. He claims that public speaking offers no problems for him. When Mario defeats him, he says his confidence is shattered. Outside of his tournament duties, whenever he appears on the Sammer lecture curcuit, he is often seen making piles of coins.

Useless Badge

“I am...Useless Badge. Living a life without utility enrages me! I may exist only for novelty, but that won't stop me from attacking you with futility!”

—Useless Badge, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 24th gate. His name is a reference to badges that were only for novelty, such as Attack FX Y or badges that players would seldom equip like Slow Go. He knows that he stands no chance, and announces it before and after the fight. His tattle states that he never thinks very much of his own abilities.

Sunshine Flood

“FOULNESS! I am Sunshine Flood, the shining beacon that exposes your filthy filth! I will mop the stage with your filthy clothes! FILTHY FILTH FILTH!”

—Sunshine Flood, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 25th and final gate of Chapter 6-1. His name is a pun on the game Super Mario Sunshine and F.L.U.D.D.. He has an obsession for cleaning.

Sammer's Early Duels (Rounds 26-50)

Grand Master Kickface

“Tell me, challenger, do you come to the 26th gate seeking a kick in face? I am Grand Master Kickface, foremost dispenser of swift kicks in face. You seek face kick...AND FACE KICK YOU RECEIVE!”

—Grand Master Kickface, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 26th gate. Grand Master Kickface does not seem to reference anything in particular. He often goes to clinics and teaches people about proper and effective foot-to-face contact. During the main story, his tattle states that the emergency hoax caused by Mimi had left him in a great deal of shock.

Soaring Cape

“You arrive at the 27th gate, but you foolishly do not look to the skies. I do not wear it now, but I am Soaring Cape. I would have swooped down on you. But my cape has shrunk, and now I must defeat you tethered to the earth. I am at a great disadvantage. If you have honor, you will not use your best ability! I will fight you, but know that you do not face my full soaring wrath!”

—Soaring Cape, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 27th gate. He is a reference to the Cape, first used by Cape Mario in Super Mario World. Soaring Cape claims to have a cape enabling him to fly, which he often uses in public, but it was apparently shrunk and is now unusable during the events of the game.

Yowling Yux

“WAACHAAWW! KEEEEYAAAAWWWWWWWWW 28TH GATE HICHOOWWWWWWW YOWLING YUX HYAAWW! .............. PACHOWWW!”

—Yowling Yux, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 28th gate. His name references Yux. As his name implies, he is constantly yowling and screeching. In fact, when the player fights him and wins, he says that that was the first time he had to fight as others ran away from his pointless screaming, thinking he was deranged. He serves as the lead singer for a popular heavy Sammer band.

Mystical Whistle

“The 29th gate. A place of gossip and legend. Here you find Mystical Whistle. I am here, deep in the Duel of 100, to keep my intoxicating power safe. Many have sought to harness my power to ride the wind past the obstacles of life. Some succeed. There is a name for them. That name is CHEATER. Now, I will CHEAT you out of your life!”

—Mystical Whistle, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 29th gate. He is a reference to the Magic Whistle in Super Mario Bros. 3. He says that he hides in the Duel of 100 to keep his power safe, referring to how the Magic Whistle was only found in hidden locations. He calls those who use whistles to skip worlds "cheaters". Whenever he goes nearby dogs, they often run away from them, which is a refrerence to dog whistles.

Laughing X-Naut

“HAH HAH HAH. You are that famous hero form a faraway world! HAH HAH. Long have I heard legends of your brave deeds and comical hijinks! HAH. Never did I, Laughing X-Naut, expect to meet you here at the 30th gate! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I hate you.”

—Laughing X-Naut, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 30th gate, and also the first red-blue Sammer Guy. His name references X-Naut, an enemy from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. He is the last Sammer Guy seen before The Void destroys Sammer's Kingdom in the main story. Notably, he continues laughing as he proclaims the world's doom. He says that he is always laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside. His favorite TV shows to watch are comedies. While his personality dictates that he is indeed Laughing X-Naut, if the player flips into 3D and tattles him during the main story, Tippi will give the tattle for Dances on Turtles, the next Sammer Guy.

Dances on Turtles

“Some men dance on dance floors... Some men dance in jubilant celebration... And some men dance on the heads of turtles... I AM THAT MAN. I am... Dances on Turtles. Today, it is you who are the turtle!”

—Dances on Turtles, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 31st gate. His name refers to the basic technique for attacking enemies in the Mario series, jumping on them; Dances on Turtles could be another way of saying "Jumps on Koopas". After his defeat, he references another way of attacking enemies, "sliding down hills INTO turtles". He doesn't cope well with technology and often freaks out on the sight of any machinery with buttons on them.

Fathomless Chasm of Falling

“Gingerly you step into the 32nd gate, and for good reason... For Fathomless Chasm of Falling stands between you and the gate. Many have attempted to leap beyond me, only to plummet to their game over... You cannot leap what is unleapable... NOW YOU PLUNGE TO YOUR DOOM!”

—Fathomless Chasm of Falling, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 32nd gate. His name is a reference to the numerous bottomless pits in various Mario games. He has a variety of hobbies, such as sewing and scrapbooking. If the player talks to him after defeating him, he tells them to head off, stating they has lots more duels to fight.

Thirsting Bones

“Creeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! Thirsting Bones guards this 33rd of gates... My dry, dry bones grow parched and juiceless. They yearn for dampness... I WILL MOISTEN THEM WITH YOUR TEARS!”

—Thirsting Bones, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 33rd gate. His name is a pun on Dry Bones, an undead Koopa Troopa. During the weekends, he knocks balls out of the park for his softball team.

Molten Panther

“Rweeowr! You stop now, at the 34th gate. Half cat, half geological event, Molten Panther erupts in a flaming sludge of RAGE! Like a searing, smoking river of magma running down a volcano, you cannot flee me! PUURRRRRRRRR!”

—Molten Panther, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 34th gate. Unlike the other Sammer Guys, Molten Panther may be a reference to a character from a series other than Mario: the Fire Lion from Kirby's Adventure/Nightmare in Dreamland. He says he is "half cat, half geological event". During the annual Sammer Guy BBQ, his "Magma Wings" are found to be very popular.

Peeking Boo

“A snicker in the darkness... A blurry glow... The prickle of a neck hair... It is I, Peeking Boo, who watches from the shadows and haunts the 35th gate... Whatever you do, interloper, DO NOT LOOK AWAY!”

—Peeking Boo, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 35th gate. His name is a pun on Boos, which only follow people when their back is turned. It is also a reference to the classic children's game of "peekaboo." He reads the dictionary on a daily basis, and his favorite word is "revenge".

Action Commander

“You are late. You have much to learn about timing from Action Commander! No audience can contain its applause when I execute moves of great style. Here at the 36th gate, you meet timing perfection! NOW IS ACTION TIME!”

—Action Commander, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 36th gate. This Sammer Guy's name refers to Action Commands in Mario RPGs. After defeat, he says he misses the audience's cheers of "Stylish!", in reference to the word appearing when the player pulls off a Stylish move in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and Super Paper Mario. During the weekends, he likes to relax on his couch throughout the day.

Bullet Ill

“Bleeechhh... I am Bullet Ill, guardian...ughh...of the 37th gate... I will blast into you with the raw power of a violent stomach cramp...”

—Bullet Ill, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 37th gate. His name is a pun on Bullet Bill. He has a constant stomachache. After defeating him, he expresses his regret of spending one of his sick days at the beach and tells the heroes to go before he "fires another round of projectiles", proclaiming he might vomit. He really loves to ride rollercoasters.

Sliding Shell

“You arrive at the 38th gate, the treacherous grounds of Sliding Shell. Always do I glide upon the ground, undercutting the legs of my opponents. No line of warriors is left standing after I ravage the landscape. You stand now upon dangerous ground Now you must... LEAP FOR YOUR LIFE!”

—Sliding Shell, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 38th gate, and also the second Small Sammer Guy. His name is related to how Koopa Shells slide when Mario kicks them. However, he jumps more than he slides. During the weekends, he volunteers on his spare time teaching children on how to slide safely.

Software Pirate

“YARRRRRRRRRRRR! Me name be Software Pirate, barnacle-booty'd scourge of the 39th gate! I be plunderin' yer bits an' yer bytes and downloadin' 'em into me britches! Me treasure disks'll be full of cyber-riches after I swipe yer "Downloads" folder! DIGIBOOTY AHOY!”

—Software Pirate, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 39th gate. His name is a reference to illegal, pirated software. He is always on the hunt for "digibooty". Most people can't understand what he is saying.

Flailing Boom Boom

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Flailing Boom Boom is master of this place, the 40th of gates! First I FLAIL! Then I go BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! FLAIL! BOOOOOOOOOM!”

—Flailing Boom Boom, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 40th gate. His name is a reference to Boom Boom, the mini-boss found in every mid-world castle in Super Mario Bros. 3. Boom Boom's battle technique is simply jumping around the room and flailing his arms, hence the name. He is a master finger painter artist, in which his masterpieces sold for thousands of coins.

Sun of Displeasure

“Beating relentlessly upon your sweaty brow, it is I, Sun of Displeasure! My burning disapproval burns like a furnace in the sky! No oil or lotion can spare you from my white-hot wrath! SIZZZZZZLE!”

—Sun of Displeasure, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 41st gate. This Sammer Guy's name is a pun on the Angry Sun. He finds it very difficult to make friends, likely due to the "burning".

Furious Fang of Goomb

“In you sneak to gate 42, only to be confronted by the Furious Fang of Goomb! My fangs are small and have never pierced the hide of any creature... But today, you will carry the shame of being the first to fall to them!”

—Furious Fang of Goomb, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 42nd gate. His name is a reference to the teeth (or fangs) that most Goombas are shown to have. He believes in aromatherapy and his favorite scent is lavendar.

Zesty Recipe

“Challenger! You approach the 43rd gate, yet you bring no sandwiches? I am Zesty Recipe, and you dishonor yourself by not bringing a savory snack. No matter. I am cooking my own special recipe for you... The soup of your DEATH!”

—Zesty Recipe, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 43rd gate. His name references the recipes from Zess T.. Every dat, he often bakes brownies and takes them to the Sammer Guy break room for his co-workers to eat.

Warping Pipe

“And so you appear, as if by some hidden byway. I am Warping Pipe. I guard the 44th gate, true, but that is not all... I hold hidden knowledge... Yes! All worlds are linked, and I travel among them! No, I will not show you how. Such Power is not for you, who would cheat through life. true warriors must see all worlds before skipping among them. NOW, TO BATTLE!”

—Warping Pipe, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 44th gate. His name is a reference to Warp Pipes. His name also refers to the fact that he is the first encountered Sammer Guy who can flip ("warp") to 3-D. He disapproves of players using warps to skip worlds in Super Mario games.

Fruit in Belly

“Fruit in Belly welcomes you to the 45th gate! As you see, no plump fruits hang from lush trees and bushes... I have picked them all clean. The only colorful fruit left ungulped...IS YOU!”

—Fruit in Belly, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 45th gate. His name references to the Yoshis in Super Mario World that consistently eat fruit. He was kicked out of various supermarkets for swallowing various produce.

The Last Sheep

“Reaching the 46th gate is not easy. I, the Last Sheep, applaud you. Surely you are exhausted, challenger. You are in need of blissful rest. I linger at the hind end of the herd, but it is I who finally brings sleep. Snuggle close to a soft and wooly blanket... Make your defeat a groggy one...”

—The Last Sheep, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 46th gate. His name derives from the Sleepy Sheep item, where, after a herd of sheep run over the opponent, the player can see one last sheep running distanced from the herd. His favorite hobbies are playing air guitar and singing while looking at himself in the mirror.

Infinity Shlurp

“SHLURRRPUPRYLURPSHLURPPSHLOORPYROPSHLUUUURRRPPURRRPSHLYRRPYSHLUUURPPP! INFINITY SHLURP SHLURRP YOU NOW SHLOOOOORP! NO SHLORPING GATE 47 GURRP! SHLURRRP!”

—Infinity Shlurp, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 47th gate. His name comes from the Shlurp, an enemy from Super Paper Mario. He has an odd habit of going, "SHLURP SHLURP SHLURP!" The "Infinity" part of his name may be a reference to the fact that Shlurps are invincible to all attacks and only die from swallowing Boomer - therefore they can be attacked an infinite number of times with no effect. His tattle states that he has a very odd vocabulary.

Spanner of Rock

“Up I pop form the bowels of the city, my wrenches wheeling through the sky! It is I, Spanner of Rock, who pelts you in defense of the 48th gate! I fling a whirling wrench into your plans!”

—Spanner of Rock, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 48th gate. His name comes from Rocky Wrench ("spanner" is another term for "wrench"). If the player defeats him, he states that he will have to return under the manhole to train with Grand Master Rocky. Whenever the carnival shows up, he is unstoppable at the wrench-throwing game.

Star of Seven Shards

“Twinkle and glitter I do, for I am Star of Seven Shards! You are drawn to my shimmer at the 49th gate like a moth to a flame! I catch your eye, like a fleck of gold in a pan! You will try to take me... but it is you who will be shattered!”

—Star of Seven Shards, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 49th gate. This is a reference to the Star Pieces in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. He spends most of his day in the tournament polishing his armor to make it shiny.

Ice World

“A hostile wind ripples up the small of your back... It is the hoary breath of Ice World. Every traveler must come upon me eventually...and you find me at the 50th gate. You try to tiptoe past my stormy wrath, but you bring down...THE AVALANCHE!”

—Ice World, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 50th gate, and also the only Big Knight Sammer Guy. His name is a reference to the Ice Worlds that appears in many Mario games. After being defeated, he says that the player can now fight "Bonus World", referencing extra worlds seen in many Super Mario games, but then says that he is kidding. Comically, he has a milkshake dispenser built into his armor. The authorized Prima Games Guide calls this Sammer Guy "Avalanche".

Sammer's Proving Grounds (Rounds 51-75)

Weeping Pokey

“WAAAAAAAH! I, Weeping Pokey, guard this 51st gate! Soon you will know the sadness of defeat! And I, Weeping Pokey, will know the empty sadness of victory! And I will cry vigorously! And you will see me cry and laugh at me...and your laugh enrages me! Now we fight!”

—Weeping Pokey, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 51st gate. He is a refrence to Pokeys, an enemy that debuted in Super Mario Bros. 2. Every morning, he likes to power-walk through the park.

Hammer Uncle

“Interloper, you have come to the 52nd gate! And I, Hammer Uncle, guard it! When you are below, I lurk above! Leap above, and I plunge below! Like hammers from the sky, my blows will rain upon you! I am the hammer of justice! SMASH!”

—Hammer Uncle, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 52nd gate. His name is a reference to Hammer Bros. He loves to enjoy a very long bath after his work shift.

Squatting Toad

“Look upon Squatting Toad! The 53rd gate is my ward! My strength has no rival! I lift with my legs, and never with my lower back! Never! Prepare for squatting!”

—Squatting Toad, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 53rd gate. His name references Toads. It is unclear where the "Squatting" part comes from, though it may refer to the move used to execute the Power Squat Jump in Super Mario Bros. 2. His name is similar to Squatting Birdo. Several years ago before the events of Super Paper Mario, he was brought out of the season due to back pain.

Ageless Goomba

“Welcome to you... You have come upon Ageless Goomba... Guardian of the 54th gate. Time casts no shadow on me. Stomping boot and flaming flower hold no fear, either! You will learn to fear my relentless perambulation! GOOMBAAA!”

—Ageless Goomba, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 54th gate. This green Sammer Guy's name is a reference to the fact that Goombas always reappear, game after game. Sometimes, he gets distracted during conversations due to his deep thinking.

The Negative One

“It is about time you arrive! As usual I am forced to wait! Such is my life! I am The Negative One, guard of the 55th gate and warrior who fate laughs at! My life is misfortune! My wishes always perish! And so someone must pay! IT IS YOU!”

—The Negative One, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 55th gate. The Negative One's name is reference to the Minus World glitch in Super Mario Bros. He is portrayed as a pessimist. His apartment is full of stuffed animals, with some of them talking.

Bob the Silent Blade

“I am Bob the Silent Blade, guardian of the 56th gate, gentle assassin... Blades are usually loud, noisy instruments. But I wield them quietly and discreetly. Now you will go silently... I SAID SILENCE!”

—Bob the Silent Blade, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 56th gate. His name evokes Silent Bob from the famous movie duo, Jay and Silent Bob. He is usually quiet on the job, and has a secondary job as an opera tenor.

Piranha Root

“From below, from above, from the innocent pipe... I strike! I am the guard of the 57th gate, Piranha Root! I grow in power beneath your feet! My mighty foot chomping shall utterly unnerve you! Victory will be mine! And now I bite!”

—Piranha Root, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 57th gate. His name is a pun on Piranha Plants' roots. He owns a giant garden at his house, which is completely taken over by weeds.

Over the Flagpole

“Doodle-ee-doodle-ee do do! Doodle-ee-doodle-ee do do! Doodle-ee-do! Before the 58th gate lies me! I am known far and wide as Over the Flagpole! Many have tried, but none can claim to have leapt me! And so, another comes... Now...LEAP TO BATTLE!”

—Over the Flagpole, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 58th gate. His name comes from the Goal Pole at the end of every non-castle level in Super Mario Bros.. A famous glitch involved players jumping over the flagpole, which is referred to in Over the Flagpole's speech. He is saluted by other Sammer Guys at the start of each day.

Cheep Chop

“Kee-yow! I am Cheep Chop! My horn gleams in defense of this, the 59th gate! ...Say, look over there. I will not chop you in the back. Really. I won't. You... You are not looking. You think I will chop you in the back. Or the neck. How dare you suggest such a thing! You dishonor me! I chop you now!”

—Cheep Chop, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 59th gate. His name is a pun on Cheep Chomp and a classic martial arts move. He learned all his moves from looking at comic books, a reference to the kung-fu craze that swept the U.S. during the early 1970's.

Raging Blargg

“You arrive the 60th gate... only to find it guarded by ME, Raging Blargg! ...My name amuses you?! That enrages me! BLARGG!”

—Raging Blargg, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 60th gate. His name is a reference to Blarggs. He buys souvenirs every time he goes on a trip.

Sleeping Turnip

“Hm. You disturb my rest. You have awakened the guard of the 61st gate. I am known as Sleeping Turnip. Soon you will sleep. And in that sleep, you will dream of defeat at my hands. And you will wake form that dream to find it was real. SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!”

—Sleeping Turnip, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 61st gate. His name comes from the Vegetables in Super Mario Bros. 2, some of which appear to be sleeping. He doesn't get very much sleep, making him often late for work. Tiptron comments in his tattle that he should consider buying an alarm clock.

Way of the Blooper

“Bloop... The guard of the 62nd gate will soon sink you! I am Way of the Blooper! I lurch up! I swoop down! And then I lunge forth! Your screams are but bubbles! You drown beneath my fists! BLOOOOOP!”

—Way of the Blooper, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 62nd gate. His name refers to the common enemy, Blooper. When defeated, he wants to change his name to "Way of the Loser." He used to be a stand-up comedian before the events of Super Paper Mario, but his act was deemed uncanny and frightened the audience.

Phanto Grin

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am Phanto Grin! I guard the 63rd gate! My face is stoic, but my weapons find you amusing! They laugh at your insolence! But I do not! Awaken my wrath, impudent warrior, and I will be upon you! My anger awakens...and it, too, is grinning!”

—Phanto Grin, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 63rd gate. His name comes from Phantos and the grin they gained in Super Mario Bros. 2. When he plays Duel of 100: The Home Edition, he chooses himself as his playable character.

Invisible Brock

“Oh! You have found me! I am known as Invisible Brock! The guard of the 64th gate! You leap, but above you, where nothing appears, something springs to life! So does the confounding style of Invisible Brock cloud the senses! Now that you are aware of me, however, we must fight... AND FIGHT WE WILL!”

—Invisible Brock, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 64th gate. His name refers to Hidden Blocks. He loves to find rare shells and store them in his bookshelf.

Chomp of Eternity

“Here, at the 65th gate, your path ends...for it is guarded me, Chomp of Eternity! I cast aside my iron chain! It restrains me no longer! I will nibble on you forever! My head is hard as bedrock! My teeth, sharp as winter's dying breath! Are you ready for me? CHOMP!”

—Chomp of Eternity, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 65th gate. His name is a pun on Chain Chomp. Whenever he eats around other people, he makes loud chomping sounds.

Monty Who Waits

“I leap at you from nowhere! So my attacks shall come! You heedlessly run ahead, unaware of the dangers that crouch beneath your feet! But I, Monty Who Waits, protector of the 66th gate, shall slow you down!”

—Monty Who Waits, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 66th gate. His name is a pun on Monty Mole. It references the fact that Monty Moles only pop up from the ground to attack once the player comes near. He has a hypocritical and impatient personality and doesn't like when he has to wait for other people.

Mustard of Doom

“I am Mustard of Doom! Soon you will know I have the guarding of the 67th gate! Your face is nonsense! It is like a sad doodle drawn by a person who is ugly! And now it will have the punishment doled upon it! MY SWORD HAS FURY!”

—Mustard of Doom, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 67th gate. This Sammer Guy's name is an allusion to Fawful, who frequently mentions "Mustard Of Doom". Before battle he says his sword "has fury", and upon losing he says he "had fury", referencing another well-known Fawful quote. If the player were to say his last words, "Be off, awful person", it may sound like "Be a Fawful person". He likes his food to be extremely spicy.

Peanut-Butter Pider

“You arrive at the 68th gate, stuck in the web of Peanut-Butter Pider... My hands are a creamy flurry. My kicks pack explosive chunk. This stage is my cracker... NOW I SPREAD YOU THIN!”

—Peanut-Butter Pider, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 68th gate. His name references Piders. He thinks of the stage as a cracker and spreads his opponents thinly. When he is defeated, he claims that his opponents are "the ants on the log" of his existence.

Wrath of Whacka

“You would prey on the weak... You would whack innocents... You would harvest their pain. ...You know of what I speak. WHACKAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you claim no knowledge? WHACKAAAAAAAAAAAA! I am the Wrath of Whacka, guard of the 69th gate! And I avenge WHACKAAAA!”

—Wrath of Whacka, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 69th gate. His name references Whackas, who are often bumped (and who may desire revenge for such abuse). Every year, he makes an appearance at the Sammer Quiz, but often presses the button too early.

Micro Boomba

“I demand your pardon..now. I am the warrior known as Micro Boomba, guard of the 70th gate. My speech is small...but my wrath is monstrous. Do not snicker. My sword does not speak so softly. No... It... SCREAMS!”

—Micro Boomba, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 70th gate. His name is a pun on Micro Goomba. He is said to enjoy watching Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter. If the player talks to him post-battle, he will say that all he can do is say "sorry" over and over.

Steel Clubba

“Ugh! It is an interloper! First I will club you, then I will crush you! No matter what weapon I wield, be it bludgeon or blade, I WILL CLUB YOU! I am the guard of the 71st gate! I am Steel Clubba! Now, face me!”

—Steel Clubba, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 71st gate. His name is a reference to Clubba. Steel Clubba makes two references to Tubba Blubba from Paper Mario, as he is the boss of the Clubbas in that game. The first is that he decides to consult his master atop a hill (Tubba Blubba's castle is atop a hill), and he wishes to start his life anew (Tubba Blubba decides to stop eating ghosts and fade into obscurity). Tubba Blubba was invincible for the majority of Chapter 3 in Paper Mario, possibly making "Steel" a reference to his invincibility. He is said to have a master's degree in the studies of blunt objects.

Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy

“Who interrupts my peace? You have interfered with Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy. Your goal is the 72nd gate. You will not reach it. You will stumble, dazed, and fall. Your stomach will lurch. Your eyes will lose focus. And you will plunge to your doom!”

—Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 72nd gate. This Sammer Guy refers to the enemy Fuzzy. It also refers to their behavior in Yoshi's Island, in which they caused Yoshi to become dizzy. Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy's line "Has the prophecy come true? 'Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy?'" refers to the well-known level in which Fuzzies appeared in Yoshi's Island: Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy. Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy once walked into a dance floor, inventing a temporarily-popular dance move unintentionally.

Upward Leaping Ninji

“You reach the 73rd gate! I am Upward Leaping Ninji! You have met your match! My sword leaps to my hand! The blade craves sustenance! Soon it shall be fed! And then, after you have fallen, I shall leap up and down...UPON YOUR SOUL!”

—Upward Leaping Ninji, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 73rd gate. His name is a reference to Ninji, and their jumping pattern of attack in Super Mario Bros. 2 and Super Mario World. His neighbors show annoyance over Upward Leaping Ninji's "upward leaping".

Bronze Shroom

“The challenger approaches... I am the Bronze Shroom, unstompable guardian of the 74th gate... Your skill is weak. I have trained decades in Iron Goomba style. Let us fight!”

—Bronze Shroom, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 74th gate. His name is a pun on Golden Mushrooms. Whenever he heats his food, he simply just breathes on it.

Lakitu Storm

“The 75th gate is before you! And so, too, is its guard! I am Lakitu Storm! You have come a long way and fought many battles... For that I commend you! But now, the storm breaks above you, and there is no cover to hide beneath! BOOOOM!”

—Lakitu Storm, Super Paper Mario

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the 75th gate and the only knight Sammer Guy without a spike. His name is a pun on Lakitu, Thunder Lakitu and/or Lakithunder. His favorite food is pineapple, but has a distaste for mangoes.

Sammer's Endgame (Rounds 76-100)

Wandering Spiny

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the seventy-sixth gate. His name is a reference to Spinies, and the way they wander about aimlessly when they hit the ground.

Ripper Van Fish

Template:Sammerguy His name is a pun on Rip Van Fish and Ripper, referencing his sword. Rip Van Fish itself is a reference to a piece of classic literature: Rip Van Winkle. This is supported by his references to sleep, as Van Winkle slept for 20 years.

Infinite Jump

Template:Sammerguy His name references when the player could keep jumping on the enemies on stairways in Super Mario Bros. to get as many lives as they want.

Alternate Path

Template:Sammerguy His name comes from Super Mario World's hidden paths in levels which, if taken, would open up a different area on the map. This was later replicated in New Super Mario Bros.

Dayzee the Merciless

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to Crazee Dayzees, but the fact that he is merciless may be a nod towards the Amazy Dayzee, which could deal up to 20 damage and put the target to sleep with one attack in the Paper Mario series.

Smiling Cloud

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to the clouds Lakitus ride on, or the clouds that appear in Super Mario Bros., both of which have smiling faces. He apparently believed that, since he was a smiling warrior, no one could fight him back.

Bullet Bull

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to the Bullet Bill. His pre-battle taunt, saying that brown is "the next generation", is a reference to how many next-gen games have monotone palettes. He also mentions that the bright colors in his world are childish. This is most likely a reference to the common claim that Nintendo is "kiddy".

Block of Pow

Template:Sammerguy His name is a pun on the POW Block.

Inferno Flower

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to Fire Flowers, though given his dislike for vegetables, it may also be a reference to the Pansers from Super Mario Bros. 2, as they can be defeated by vegetables in that game.

Plugged Snifit

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to Snifits, and is a play on the possibility of a Snifit getting a bullet stuck in its mask nozzle. Plugged Snifit talks as if he has a clogged nose. Once defeated by Mario, his illness is cured, and he changes his name to "Unplugged Snifit".

Bounding Star

Template:Sammerguy His name is a pun on the Super Star item, and the way it bounces across the ground when it comes out of a ? Block. When defeated, he talks about a song formerly playing in his head which would spur him to fight, which the player "robbed" him of. This refers to the Super Star themes which play whenever Mario or Luigi is invincible.

Metal Cap

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to the Metal Cap from Super Mario 64.

Belly of the Yoshi

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the eighty-eighth gate. His name is a reference to Yoshi (or possibly Yoob, who eats the protagonists and Yoshis in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time).

No Charging Chuck

Template:Sammerguy His name is a play on Chargin' Chuck. He prides himself on providing beatings free of charge.

Climbing Vine

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to the vines that lead to Coin Heavens in various Mario games.

Quizmo Question That Has No Answer

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to Chuck Quizmo, a character from the first Paper Mario.

Strolling Ptooie

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to Ptooie. It also references to how Ptooies walk on the ground rather than stay in pipes like most Piranha Plants.

Fuzzy on Face

Template:Sammerguy This Sammer Guy's name is a reference to the way Fuzzies attacked players in the first two Paper Mario games.

Glitz Blade

Template:Sammerguy His name comes from the Glitz Pit in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.

Cloak of Tanooki

Template:Sammerguy His name is a pun on Tanooki Suit. He hates heat and is always trying to convince King Sammer to install an air conditioner, which might be a reference to Super Mario Bros. 3 artwork of Tanooki Mario at Ice Land.

Coin Harvester Without Remorse

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to players of Mario games who go for as many coins as possible rather than focusing on getting through the levels, as well as the common tactic of "farming" for money in RPGs. His sword is blue, but unlike other swords of that color, it does not shoot beams.

Pidget on Wind's Breath

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to Pidgits.

Sensei Ruff Puff

Template:Sammerguy His name is a reference to Ruff Puffs.

Pit of Crying Shames

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the ninety-ninth gate. His name comes from the Pit of 100 Trials and how people make it so far and then die on the last levels.

End Boss

Template:Sammerguy The guardian of the hundredth and final gate. His name is fittingly a reference to the last boss in a game. When End Boss is defeated, he attempts to cue end credits. End Boss can breathe fire, use a rolling attack, and attack with his club. Despite his name, it is possible to battle him as the second-to-last or third-to-last boss of the game, as Wracktail and Shadoo can be fought after him.

See also

• List of Sammer Guy quotes
• Super Paper Mario bestiary
• List of Sammer Guy names in other languages