List of The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the television show The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, listed by character.




Bowser's Koopalings[edit]

Kooky von Koopa[edit]

  • "Ooh, relax, King Dad! Kooky Von Koopa’s got the answer to your problems!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Oh, I couldn’t let Dad down. He’d never win, unless we fixed this election!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Whoa! Chill out, Cheatsy! If you ruin this batch, there won’t be time to genius up another one!" - "Princess Toadstool for President"
  • "Whoa, hey, bad King Dad! My twisted genius brain, just had an idea!" - "Reign Storm"
  • "Hold your Goombas, bad King Dad! You can’t rush a genius!" - "Reign Storm"
  • "My job is to keep the real Princess Toadstool in real Hawaii. You told me six times, Bossy Dad!"Reign Storm"
  • "We'll make sure those shrimpy Mario babies never warp through this pipe!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "My time travel thing is working great!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "We do. We're playing a game called: STUFF YOUR FURNITURE DOWN THE DRAIN!" - "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
  • "Looks like my brilliant new invention, the Power Shower, is a Koopa colossal success! I make it rain on the surface of the Mushroom Kingdom..." - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Say no more, Kooper Dooper dad! Just watch me do my nasty stuff!" - "Oh, Brother!"
  • {zombified} "Your wish is my command, Mario masters." - "Oh, Brother!"
  • "And now a big jerk for that big plumber jerk!" - "Oh, Brother!
  • "Oh course it is, and I'm having a great time!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
  • "Filling the cave up with lava, silly! What does it look like?" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
  • "Okay guys! I think it's time we heated things up in the Pipe Maze!" - "Misadventures in Babysitting"
  • "No way those aliens are gonna take over our kingdom! Right, King Dad?" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "I’ll run ‘em through, with my new Transmutational Brainwave Analyzer! And we’ll learn all their secret plans to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom! When we know all their plans, we’ll use them ourselves!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "We can watch the fun from here! I've set the Raiser-Upper to chaos mode!" - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "With pleasure, Pop! My nifty new gizmo will clog every Warp Pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "I am a genius! My Koopa Klogger is sheer brilliant! Those pain-in-the-drain plumbers won’t spoil our evil fun this time!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Calm down, King Dad! Your cold Koopa blood is getting overheated!" - "True Colors"
  • "Then hit it, Hip! Hop to it, Hop!" - "Super Koopa"
  • "The French fries!" - "Super Koopa"

Big Mouth Koopa Jr.[edit]

  • "That's Prince Hugo the Huge! The new ruler of Giant Land! They say, he's the biggest, toughest, bravest prince ever, even for a giant! He's a giant." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "I love being a Koopa!" - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "Give that brat a country and she finally stops nagging!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Yeah! Someone magnificent, like we are! Let’s go find him!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "But first, we want a car! A big, bad, convertible!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "With those budinskis out of the way, we could take Hollywood by storm!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Hey look! King Dad's doing aerobic exercises and getting in shape with more madness! Great idea!" - "Mighty Plumber"
  • "These Marios are tough! Whadda ya think they're up to? The nerve of these guys, sneaking into Dark Land, reminds me of-" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "No, it must be true! If Mario gets it, we'll be doomed to be good for good! He'll control everything! We'll be dancing to his doom-" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "Ummm, big Bully brother, old pal. That thing doesn't work on me and Cheatsy, does it? I mean, you wouldn't make your favorite brother dance, would ya?" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "Everbody do the koopa, everybody shout and pout!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "I'll help you, daddy dearest!" - "Do the Koopa"
  • "Stick ‘em up! Give me your purse! I’m a real bad robber Koopa! I’m also a bad dancer!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "Hey, Kootie Pie, stick ‘em up! Put your hands in the air! I’m a thief and a crook!" - "Crimes R Us"

Kootie Pie Koopa[edit]

  • "I don't care! I want America for my birthday! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Law number one! Every kid in America must give me their toys! Any handsome boy who does not ask me for a date will be turned into a rock! All the gold in Fort Knox will be melted down to make me a lifetime supply of charm bracelets!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT- TO- DO! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!" - "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
  • "Cheatsy! Help me! These yucky pipes won't stay switched! I told you this was no job for a beauty queen!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "Daddy only wants me to be happy!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "*screams* I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A PLUMBER!" - "The Beauty of Kootie"
  • "I’m so gorgeous! I’m at least five times more beautiful than I was yesterday!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Yes! People will do anything Dadzilla says! We can turn this town upside down!" - "Dadzilla"
  • "Why does that prissy Princess Toadstool get to go to a Real World concert and not me? Aren't you always telling us that you are the most powerful king there ever was and I am your favorite, only daughter, hmm?" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Don't try to get on my good side!" - "Kootie Pie Rocks"
  • "Aliens! Daddykins! Billions and billions of them! 20 feet tall! Armed and dangerous and spewing smoke and fire! And coming this way in heavily armed spaceships! Aahh! We’re doomed! And I don’t have a single thing to wear!" - "Mush-Rumors"
  • "Big Mouth, that’s mine! I stole it all personally!" - "Crimes R Us"
  • "Not just in time, Cheatsy! That steam melted my mascara!" (*cries*) - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "I’ve used my magic wand to turn all these stupid, ugly, useless, old paintings and statues into something really beautiful! Pictures of me! There’s the Mona Kootie, the Birth of Kootie, and Kootie Descending a Staircase!" - "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
  • "Yeah, and when Venice is empty, we can warp it back to Dark Land for my very own Kootie Pie Water Park! Thank you, King Daddy!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Just because you're drowning, you don't have to yell!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Good thing you brought me along instead of my stupid brothers!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "Can't we warp Venice to Dark Land now? I wanna brag to Bully and Big Mouth that I have my very own Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park and they don't!" - "The Venice Menace"
  • "The shopping!" - "Super Koopa"

Cheatsy Koopa[edit]

Princess Toadstool[edit]

  • "We came as soon as we got your message, Prince Hugo." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "I really shouldn't go to the real world, Mario. I have a kingdom to run." - "Reign Storm"
  • "Toad, lighten up! It’s just a silly old wrestling match! What’s that compared to the really important things like… like feeding those poor Mushroom orphans?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "What's that all about? I've never seen Toad so upset!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "Mario and Luigi should have been back by now. They must be in trouble." - "Up, Up, and a Koopa"
  • "Don't be so self-conscious. It's not like your on television with millions of people watching you. Now come on. We've gotta find Mario and Luigi." - Reassuring Toad and getting him back on task, "Up, Up, and a Koopa"


  • "First message we ever got that was bigger than the post office." - "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
  • "I dare ya to come back here and say that!" - "Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"
  • "The next time the Princess needs someone to deliver a million gold coins to the Mushroom Orphanage… {pants} I’m on vacation!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • {sleepy} "I'll be glad to hand over this money! A million gold coins...big responsibil...ity." {falls asleep} - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • {wakes up} "Huh? Someone's stole the gold coins right up from under me! Koopa, that creep! He's the only one mean enough to swipe money meant for orphans!" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • {crying} "You know all that money I was supposed to deliver to the orphanage?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "I fell asleep and Koopa stole it! (*cries*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "No, Mario! She trusted me and I'll let her down. I thought I could make it up to where if my cousins won the prize money. (*cries*) Now those poor orphans will go hungry! (*continues sobbing*)" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "I dunno, guys. Maybe you...overtrained just a little?" - "Tag Team Trouble"
  • "What's goin' on and what's it sayin'?" - "A Toadally Magical Adventure"