Never Kiss a Mermaid
| "Never Kiss a Mermaid" | |
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| Composed by: Evan Roberts, Michael Tavera, Joellyn Cooperman | |
| Vocals | Dan Hennessey Gordon Masten Paulina Gillis Michael Stark |
| Key | B-flat major |
| Appears in | The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 - "The Ugly Mermaid" (1990) |
"Never Kiss a Mermaid"[1] is a song from The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 episode "The Ugly Mermaid." The song plays as Mario, after overcoming his fear of water, saves his friends from the clutches of King Koopa's Doom Sub, while stopping Mertropolis from flooding in the process.
Lyrics[edit]
I'll tell you a tale
Listen if you wish
It's about a lady who was partly fish!
She met a plumber
Who flipped her fins
And that's precisely how our story begins (Croak, croak)
Never kiss a mermaid
'Cause if you do
The mermaid's gonna wanna marry you! (Hoo-hoo!)
Hey now, listen up here!
The mermaid only wanted to spend her life
Livin' underwater as the plumber's wife
The plumber swam away from the deep blue sea
Sayin', "Being with a mermaid isn't right for me!" (Croak, croak)
Never kiss a mermaid
'Cause if you do
The mermaid's gonna want to marry you!
Never kiss a mermaid
'Cause if you do
The mermaid's gonna wanna marry you! (Croak)
Multimedia[edit]
 Never Kiss a Mermaid - The instrumental from the Italian dub of "The Ugly Mermaid" | File info |
| Never Kiss a Mermaid - The song as translated in the Brazilian Portuguese dub | File info |
References[edit]
- ^ The abyss & 2,087 other titles; musical compositions. (Part 007 of 013)
