Doc von Schmeltwick

Joined May 15, 2017
Revision as of 02:10, December 11, 2017 by Doc von Schmeltwick (talk | contribs) (Forgot to change that, it healed up within one night. Anyways, Christmas Break :D :D :D !)
Doc von Schmeltwick
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Full Name Doc Davina von Schmeltwick
(Not an actual doctor.)
Gender Male-to-Female Gender Dysphoric
Sexuality Primarily gynosexual
(Attracted to females.)
Species Koopa
(Of the subspecies known solely as "Koopa.")
Age 19
Favorite Mario power-up Hammer Suit, Boomerang Flower, and Blue Shell
(Shells are awesome.)
First video game Frogger 2: Swampy's Revenge (2000)
Favorite Mario game Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004)
Favorite Donkey Kong game Donkey Kong 64 (1999)
Favorite Wario game Wario Land 3 (2000)
Favorite non-Mario game The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (2003)
Second favorite non-Mario game Phantasy Star IV (1993)
First Mario game played Super Mario World (1990)
First Mario game owned Mario Kart Wii (2008)
Country Dark Land
Biggest regret Never meeting Walkazo
“I STEP IN poo-poo!”
King K. Rool, Kong for a Day

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Status: On Christmas break! May be a bit more intermittent on here.

Hello there! I am Doc von Schmeltwick. I lurked on this site since about 2008 (I remember Bowser's Inside Story and NSMBW getting announced long after I had discovered this site), then finally joined in 2017! I really enjoy the Mario games, as well as many other things. I currently am 19 years of age. I am also a spriter, my TSR thread for some of my posted sprites can be found here :3.

I obviously don't know how to format this page in a fun way.

User:Doc von Schmeltwick/Projects

Doc von Schmeltwick's Userbox Tower
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Small Mario sprite from Super Mario Bros.
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Para-Koopa
Fawful posing for applause in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.
Green Koopa without a Shell
Toadsworth
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Official Artwork of a Mega MoleMorty Mole
Rocky Wrench sprite from Paper Mario: Color SplashMukumuku from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
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Mario reading Bowser's letter.
Image of a green Koopa Troopa, this artwork is often used in merchandise of the character.
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Sprite of Mecha-Chomp, from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.
Credit to RAP for original
Mario holding Bowser's Sourpuss Bread
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Pages I've Created (that are still around, by time)

Pages I've Saved (may not be complete)

Categories I've Created (alphabetical)

I like taxonomy, what can I say?

Images I've Uploaded (Reuploaded ones included, by time)

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Templates I've Created

Mario Games I own

Abysmal Enemies

(This is under construction heeyah)

Spike Bass

This guy is huge, fast, spiky, and he jumps. Worst of all, he gave his attack pattern to the awesome Porcupuffer enemy!








Bird

Please leave me alone.

Blue Twirler

Even among Luigi's Mansion ghosts, this one gets my ire for being super strong, and often deliberately pulling you into the range of other ghosts' attacks.

Wind Spirit

Need I say more?

Wizzerd and friends

Can you say "overpowered?" You can get rid of them with Flurrie, but most people don't use Flurrie ever so they wouldn't know. Also you don't get EXP that way.

Worst species Nintendo has ever come up with

  1. Koroks: The absolute ugliest thing I can think of. Kikwis, Kokiri, and Deku were better. Especially Kikwis, they were cute unlike these uncanny valley monstrosities
  2. Bucculus (is that a pun on Succubus? Well, I suppose it is a T-rated game.)
  3. Whatever that pineapple thing the Glitz Pit news reporter was.
  4. Dugtrio