List of Paper Mario: Color Splash quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Paper Mario: Color Splash, listed by character, in alphabetical order.

Accordion Goomba

  • "We ain't your father's Goombas."
  • "Boing, boing!"
  • "We expand, you contract!"
  • "Try jumping! Or, y'know... don't..."

Animal Trainer Shy Guy

  • "It's OK... Everything is OK..."

Birdo

  • "When did we fall so madly in love?"
  • "Those plump pursed lips."
  • "The overdone purple eye shadow."
  • "You only call me by moonlight..."
  • "Two hearts in doki doki panic."
  • "My heart Flutter Jumps."
  • "Kiss me, my darling."
  • "Oops! There's an egg on your face..."

Black Shy Guy

  • "Slicing through the mist
    Paint will be spilled here today
    The shy ninja strikes"
  • "My belt is black too!"
  • "I know all your moves."
  • "*fwish*"

Bloo

  • "Thanks for saving me, Mario!"
  • "I got jumped by a bunch of Shy Guys out of nowhere, and I just broke down and started crying..."
  • "One of these days, I'll toughen up and become a Toad who stands up for himself!"
  • "Whoa, the gang's all here! Well, mostly here..."
  • "What's up with Piper though? Sending out that letter and not even showing up himself?!"
  • "I guess I better keep it down just in case he shows up. He was usually pretty laid back, but when he was angry... LOOK OUT!"
  • "Remember the time we got ambushed by that gang of thugs?"
  • "They all started making fun of Piper, saying his legs were short, his head was big... Really dumb stuff."
  • "And Piper just laughed! Just totally shrugged 'em off! But THEN they came after me sayin' "Why so blue, ya crybaby?!""
  • "Which really hit home, y'know, since I am a crybaby and all. So I start crying, and Piper starts gnashing his teeth and breathing heavy..."
  • "Before I know what's goin' on, Piper jumps on one of 'me and swallows him whole!"
  • "Piper had to lay low for a while after that, but those thugs never bothered US again, that's for sure!"
  • "WHAT?!
  • "The flowers..."
  • "THIS IS PIPER!"
  • "HE'S ALIVE!"
  • "Let's go, Piper! Best friends together again!"

Blue Chosen Toad

  • "Quiet! This isn't about finding a pretty place or being cool!"
  • "I'm embarking on this long, foolish, potentially deadly journey in order to discover my destiny!"
  • "I don't have time for your silly festivals!"
  • "It's time to discover my destiny!"
  • "Hey, that WAS pretty cool, huh?!"
  • "That's it! I've found my destiny! I am the greatest surfer in the history of forever!"
  • "Relax, guys. You act like you've never met a surf legend before."
  • "Wait... I'm confused. Should I stick to surfing or not?"
  • "Whatever, I can't swim anyway. But you said my head might fit the gate to the Crimson Tower?!"
  • "Of course! How did I not see it before!"
  • "Legend has it that there are three Chosen Toads who are meant to open that sacred gate."
  • "Until this very moment, I never knew what to do with my life or my oddly shaped head! But it all makes sense now!"
  • "I'm one of the Chosen Toads, and my destiny is to open the gate to the Crimson Tower!"
  • "Mario, we've been waiting!"
  • "Uhh... Nothing's haaaaaappening!"
  • "Hurry up and smack me already! It's my destiny!"
  • "DAOWWW!"
  • "We're still alive. You were really going to smooth us and leave?"

Boo

  • "Quit staring!"
  • "Ahahaha!"
  • "Mind turning around for a minute?"
  • "Boo! Yeah!"
  • "Why, I never!"

Boomerang Bro

  • "BOOM! ERANG!"
  • "How's my boomerang taste?"
  • "You 'rang?"
  • "RANGZZZ!"
  • "We've made soooo many Bob-ombs already today..."
  • "Whaddaya say we play hooky this afternoon? Maybe toss the ol' boomerang a little?"
  • "AHHHHHH! Oh, it's just Mario. Whew!"
  • "For a second I thought Bowser caught us slacking off."

Bowser

  • "BWAHAHA! Feast your eyes!"
  • "I have harnessed the power of the black paint! Nothing can stop me now! Soon I will share the dark gift of black paint with the entire world! GWAHAHA! Later, chumps!"
  • "Well, well, well. Mario! I must admit–I didn't think you'd make it this far."
  • "Your beloved Princess Peach is here too! I knew she wouldn't want to miss this. Of course, I couldn't have her sending out those pesky little letters behind my back... You know what she said when I caught her spying on me? "I've been framed!" BAHAHAHA!"
  • "BWAHAHA! Put a lid on it, Rusty! I'll show you the true meaning of PAINT!"
  • "Huh? Mario?! What are you doing in my castle, chump?! Is...is Princess Peach with you?"
  • "GRAAAAAAAAARH! IGNORE THE WORDS I JUST SAID! SUFFER THE TRUE POWER OF BLACK PAINT!"
  • "Running won't get you anywhere! This doesn't end until one of us drops. Most likely you!"
  • "YOU DARE STEAL THE BLACK PAINT?! LET'S SEE YOU BLOCK...THIS!"
  • "ARGH! THAT'S IT! PREPARE TO FACE...MY LAST BREATH!"
  • "OK, NOW THIS IS *REALLY* MY LAST BREATH. THE OTHER ONE WAS A WARM-UP!"
  • "Wha...? What's going on? MARIO?! What are YOU doing here? Do we have a kart race scheduled for today? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BRAIN, CHUMPS?! And why do I feel like I just got hit by a bus?!"

Buzzy Beetle

  • "Buzzy Beetle Blocker... engage!"
  • "Bah!"
  • "Can't flip me!"
  • "Buzzy Beetle beatdown!"
  • "Clickity-clack!"

Circus Bro

  • "My form is perfect."
  • "Lemmy vanished into thin air? Knowing him, it's probably part of his act."
  • "I bet he's somewhere shaking his groove thing. I swear–that guy! Once he hits the dance floor, he's totally incapacitated!"

Fire Bro

  • "Here comes the heat!"
  • "I'm gonna light you up!"
  • "Let's make sure Mario can't tell the boss on us."
  • "C'mon, fam! We'll knock off Mario, and then knock off early!"

Five Fun Guys

  • "My eyes are shut tight so I don't get any sand in them!"
  • "I can't see anything... but I can still sense awkward situations."
  • "You found me, didn't you?"
  • "Nice hat, pal! Gotta protect that scalp from the sun!"
  • "Phew! I'm getting a wicked sunburn. The sun sure is angry today."
  • "You know a thing or two about the Angry Sun, don't ya?"
  • "I think I got thum thand in my mouth. Pweh pthew!"
  • "I got in here to hide, and then the shell closed on me!"
  • "Now my hair is messed up. Maybe no one will notice."
  • "Ugh... my hair is totally messed up now."
  • "Welco–"
  • "Oh, you got me. On the plus side, I can make a mean latte now!"
  • "I had the sunglasses! I had the mannerisms! I can't believe you found me!"
  • "Man, it was really hot up there."
  • "Makes you really feel the plight of the coconut, you know?"
  • "I need to find some sunscreen STAT."
  • "Maybe I've got the key, maybe I don't."
  • "Maybe I've got the key."
  • "Why, yes–I AM a Toad."
  • "Are you paying attention?"
  • "Don't mess this up, OK?"
  • "You think I have the key?"
  • "Tough luck, pal! I had the key!"
  • "Sorry, we were just trying to have a little fun."
  • "No hard feelings?"
  • "You knew it was me all along, huh? It's usually easy to spot a gem among stones."
  • "I'm afraid I overdid it a little with the shuffling. Threw my back out."
  • "Apparently there's a copycat group called the Five Shy Guys. What a bunch of hacks."
  • "The five of us are really good friends. We never get sick of one another's insufferable personalities and irritating faces."
  • "Well done, Mario! Quick thinking, paint bucket... thing."

Goomba

  • "Goomba power!"
  • "I'm small, but I won't give up!"
  • "I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!"
  • "I am a bit tired of being stomped."
  • "GOOM! I mean BOOM!"
  • "Ugh... I waited all day just to say that, and I totally blew it. Whatever. FIGHT ME!"
  • "If only I had said BOOM instead of GOOM..."
  • "You want some of this, pretty boy? I'll slap that mustache off your face!"
  • "I may be weak, but I'm... also slow."
  • "This is the third floor. Nosebleed section."
  • "Shh! I'm spying on these guys to get a few tips for my next battle. You want in?"
  • "You couldn't get me in that ring. Nope. When it's my time to go, I want to go out with dignity."
  • "Getting stomped by Mario or Luigi, of course."
  • "We're just simple country Goombas, here to watch some family-friendly paintshed."
  • "We're the Shai Guyz' first fans! We're predebut groupies! That's the highest level of groupie!"
  • "Locomotives belch out so much smoke! It makes it hard to see. Not to mention the environmental impact!"
  • "If you were to elect me, Goomba, as supreme leader, I would be more environmentally friendly than your current supreme leader. Just sayin'."

Greenie

  • "I ran into this Shy Guy, and at first I was like, fine, whatever, no big deal, just a Shy Guy. But then he whipped out a straw!"
  • "I thought he'd leave me alone if I pretended to be a tree. You know, my standard go-to move. But he figured me out somehow!"
  • "Guess I still can't act my way out of a paper bag... Anyway, later!"
  • "'Sup, Toadz!"
  • "Man, Piper was such a solid dude. He'd always do the stuff that no one else wanted to do."
  • "Remember the school play? No one wanted to play the role of the down-on-his-luck potted plant, but Piper was all like, "I'll do it.""
  • "And he was absolutely AMAZING! Everyone totally thought he was a real plant!"
  • "I still don't know how he got all those butterflies to land on him. I guess method acting really works..."
  • "Bloo! I didn't know you were coming!"
  • "WHAT?!"
  • "NOOO! That can't be true! Piper..."
  • "PIPER!"
  • "Oh no! Piper!"

Hammer Bro

  • "Bring down the hammer!"
  • "Hit it!"
  • "Need a general contractor?"
  • "It's always gotta be the boomerang. Why can't we ever toss the ol' hammer around?"
  • "Oh... right."

Huey

  • "OW! What was that for?"
  • "How would you like it if I whacked you with a hammer while you were sleeping?"
  • "A paint can? You think I'm just some regular paint can?!"
  • "Alright, you don't look like you're from around here, so I'll forgive that comment."
  • "But I am SO much more than a regular paint can!"
  • "Anyway, now that I'm awake, you wanna grab a burger or something? Your treat."
  • "That didn't sound good!"
  • "What are you waiting for, Mario?! Use those Battle Cards on this sucker!"
  • "Here he comes!"
  • "HOLD IT!"
  • "Do you even have any paint, Mario?"
  • "You know... paint! That colorful stuff coursing through our bodies? No?"
  • "What are we gonna do? There's no paint around here!"
  • "Argh! There's no other choice."
  • "Mario, you're going to have to wring me out."
  • "Just press A Button to give me a squeeze. Don't be shy now."
  • "Whooo... I'm so light and airy! Is this what you paperfolk feel like all the time?"
  • "All right, enough flapping in the wind!"
  • "The paint you just absorbed is basically my blood, sweat, and tears. You'll have time to shower later."
  • "Use that paint to power up those Battle Cards your friend gave you."
  • "And then use the Battle Cards to plaster this introverted assassin!"
  • "No, that's definitely NOT cool! And since when are there three of you?"
  • "Whatever... We've got cards, we've got paint..."
  • "YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, MARIO!"
  • "You have no idea what to do, do you?"
  • "No worries, Uncle Huey's here to give you a primer!"
  • "MAN, I'M STARVING! How about that burger?!"
  • "Huh? Don't worry about Toad there. He'll be fine."
  • "Walk it off, bud!"
  • "Hmm... Well, maybe he's in rougher shape than I thought."
  • "But no worries–he just needs a new fresh coat of paint, and he'll be as good as new."
  • "No, ma'am–he'll be the same Toad he's always been. That's the power of paint!"
  • "You see, paint isn't just for powering up Battle Cards..."
  • "Paint adds beauty and life to the world!"
  • "So I've taken the liberty of loading up your hammer with all the colors of the rainbow."
  • "Go on–press X Button to give it a swing! Aim for your pasty friend there."
  • "See? That's the power of paint!"
  • "Now, I've got to warn you. I gave you everything I've got, but it won't last forever."
  • "If you want to keep on painting the world around you, you're going to have to resupply from time to time."
  • "Easy. Remember that fountain in the center of town? You know, the one where I was taking a nap?"
  • "Well, it's the prime source of paint for ALL of Prism Island."
  • "We've got six Big Paint Stars hooked up to the thing, and they'll put out as much paint as you like."
  • "Plus, I mean... paint nearly flies out of everything around here."
  • "Try hitting stuff with your hammer. You'll see what I mean."
  • "Bahaha! Dry?! Good one, Toad! Mario, you might wanna give this guy another whack with that hammer."
  • "I mean... dry?! Please. Our Big Paint Stars could never run dry. C'mon, I'll show you."
  • "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHUUGH! My precious Big Paint Stars. They're gone... All gone!"
  • "It's no use..."
  • "They're gone... all gone!"
  • "Port Prisma without Big Paint Stars is like... like... a tuna-fish sandwich without ketchup! *sob*"
  • "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *sniff* *sniff*"
  • "Wait a second... What's that smell? It smells like... a Paint Star!"
  • "I knew it!"
  • "Guys, look up there! It's one of our Big Paint Stars!"
  • "Oh, isn't it glorious!"
  • "OK! Princess... Mario... Toad... you guys CAN help me after all!"
  • "Help me recover that Big Paint Star!"
  • "I mean, I did basically sacrifice my lifeblood to get you out of that pickle back there..."
  • "Mr. Can is my father. You can call me Huey!"
  • "Thanks for the help, guys. It means a lot."
  • "All right. Let's go get that Big Paint Star, shall we?"
  • "Don't mind me. I'll just tuck myself in your pocket!"
  • "If you wanna chat, just press +Control Pad up to summon me. It's easier and less painful than hitting me with a hammer."
  • "I know this town like the back of my can, so don't hesitate to ask me for advice if you get lost."
  • "Yes, a bridge expert would be nice right about now. Don't we have one here in Port Prisma?"
  • "Somewhere? Something? I thought you said you were an expert on bridge experts!"
  • "Never mind. I guess we'll have to forget about the bridge for now."
  • "Hey, just a quick reminder. If you're lost or not sure what to do, just press +Control Pad up to talk to me."
  • "This is a Save Block. Hit it to save your progress."
  • "Look at you, Mr. Fix It! This door's as good as new! It should open right up now."
  • "Colorless objects won't work right until you restore their color, so don't be stingy with that paint hammer!"
  • "Wait... what's going on here?"
  • "Usually there's water flowing here, making the wheel spin around and look super cool."
  • "Now it's just sitting there looking moderately cool. That's not cool enough!"
  • "Hey, remember that time I told you that you can press +Control Pad up to talk to me? That was awesome."
  • "Sorry, it's just really lonely in your pocket."
  • "Hey, Mario! You called?"
  • "Let's repaint that Toad on the bench over there. Maybe he can help us out."
  • "Look at that! He's so focused on stealing paint that he hasn't even noticed us approaching."
  • "I bet that's why the wheel isn't spinning–he's taking the color right out of the water!"
  • "YES! We made it to the Big Paint Star, Mari. Let's go grab it."
  • "Hmm. Actually, this isn't a Big Paint Star at all. It's much to small."
  • "Mario, this is a Mini Paint Star!"
  • "Not to worry–this is a good sign! Mini Paint Stars are kind of like... baby Big Paint Stars."
  • "So we must be on the right track. Mini Paint Stars will always lead to Big Paint Stars!"
  • "And Big Paint Stars will lead to my beautiful fountain being restored to its former glory!"
  • "Whoa! What's going on?!"
  • "Well, that's not good."
  • "That airship is making off with a huge bucket of paint!"
  • "Did they steal all of that from Port Prisma?!"
  • "Grab this red Mini Paint Star, and let's get moving!"
  • "This is where the red Mini Paint Star led us. Ruddy Road!"
  • "OK, Mario. Let's look for the next Paint Star!"
  • "What the heck is going on here?"
  • "They're making a break for it!"
  • "Don't let them get away!"
  • "They're sucking the very life out of this beautiful island!"
  • "You Rescue Squad guys are so cool. I love the color-coordinated getups, and your scarves are CHOICE!"
  • "It's another one of those weirdos!"
  • "...Huh? He hasn't noticed us yet. This is our chance to get the jump on him."
  • "If you jump on an enemy of whack it with hammer before battle starts, you'll do some early damage!"
  • "Also, you can change your battle controls in the menu. The advanced controls allow you to set and paint cards in one step!"
  • "There it is! There's a Mini Paint Star over there!"
  • "That was easier than I thought it would be."
  • "Hurry up and grab it so it can show us the way to the next Paint Star!"
  • "Where ya going, genius?! Get over here and grab the Mini Paint Star already!"
  • "Huh? But... But why didn't it go flying off when you touched it?"
  • "HOLD UP! What in The Lost Levels is going on here?"
  • "Look! LOOOOOK! The color! It's been drained!"
  • "This is a sick world we live in!"
  • "THAT PUNK!"
  • "After him! We'll make him pay for this!"
  • "Whoa! Look at that!"
  • "You saw it too, right? A Toad just fell off that airship!"
  • "He must have fallen somewhere in this lake. I hope he's OK. We should go look for him."
  • "There's something stuck to the other side. I don't think we can open it from here."
  • "We really need to get in there!"
  • "If we can just get on top of those blocks, we should be able to drop down to the other side."
  • "Wait a minute... YES! There's a clear line!"
  • "All right, Mario. I'm gonna teach you a mind-blowing technique. Watch closely."
  • "There, see this line on the gate? Looks like stairs, right?"
  • "When you see clear lines like this in the world, you can use the Cutout technique!"
  • "Go ahead–press Y Button!"
  • "Bam! That dotted line there. That's what I'm talking about!"
  • "We can use this power to transcend dimensions and cut out part of the background!"
  • "Get cutting, Mario!"
  • "You did it! That's the Cutout technique!"
  • "When you see other places where it seems like you could cut something out, try pressing Y Button!"
  • "If you see a dotted line appear, that means you can use Cutout!"
  • "All right, let's drop down to the other side of the gate and look for that fallen Toad."
  • "You know, for a Shy Guy, you're all right, kid."
  • "Whoa! WHOA! What a gift! Your card slots increased!"
  • "You can now play an additional card during your turn in battle!"
  • "In other words, you can play two cards per round now!"
  • "Thanks, Shy Guy! Wait... Where'd he go?"
  • "Oh, look! Two Shy Guy 4-Stacks right on cue!"
  • "Let's experiment with that second card slot."
  • "Set two cards at once and unleash mayhem, Mario!"
  • "There's a Toad clinging to that tree!"
  • "Do you think that's the Toad who fell off their airship?"
  • "He looks like he could get blown away at any seconds. Let's go help him!"
  • "Wow! And I thought I was you biggest fan, Mario!"
  • "Weird nonflat objects like this are called Things."
  • "And just like when I turned flat, these Things can be wrung out."
  • "So go ahead and press A Button to give it a good squeeze."
  • "You're the Toad who fell from the airship, right?"
  • "I'm glad you're not hurt, but, uh... you seem more... naked that your average Toad."
  • "Justice Toad? Uh... Is this guy for real?"
  • "How did he say that with a straight face?"
  • "Justice Toad, huh? Well, I guess we can't abandon you in your time of need."
  • "Besides, if you catch a cold, who's going to save the world? We're on the case!"
  • "Look! It's a red Mini Paint Star. So Cherry Lake DOES have one..."
  • "Wow, there's a blue Mini Paint Star here!"
  • "So Cherry Lake has a red AND a blue Mini Paint Star?!"
  • "But it's too far away to reach. Hmm..."
  • "So... they're just normal shoes, then."
  • "Yeah, those are underwear. You're just wearing two pairs of underwear."
  • "Uh... That's just a normal vest, man."
  • "This is getting embarrassing..."
  • "Bahaha! You're a hoot! Though I guess we actually do need some help right now."
  • "There's a blue Mini Paint Star nearby that we just can't reach. Got anything up your sleeve?"
  • "Um... Right."
  • "Look, this whole "superhero" thing is cute and all, but–"
  • "OK. We don't have time for this. Later, Justice Boy."
  • "WHAAAA–?! That was AMAZING! You moved the Paint Star!"
  • "Incredible! And it seems you're also part unicorn! Although your horn is a kinda crooked."
  • "I really thought you were just a crazy person!"
  • "Mario, I can smell a big load of paint beyond that gate!"
  • "It smells like red paint. Way stronger than the red Mini Paint Stars that led us here..."
  • "The red Big Paint Star must be in the Crimson Tower beyond this gate!"
  • "Mario! Look at this gate!"
  • "Is it just me, or do these kind of look like mushroom-shaped keyholes?"
  • "Maybe the gate will open if we find those three keys?"
  • "Wait, if you came all the way here from Port Prisma just to see a bridge... are you some sort of bridge builder or something?"
  • "Port Prisma was attacked, and the bridge in the blue district was destroyed. It's kind of a problem."
  • "Oh, yes. This was definitely a bridge. We started over there, and now we're on this side."
  • "Um... kind of at a loss here. It was... really supportive? I don't even have feet, you know!"
  • "...Wait a sec. I smell paint! And not just any old paint..."
  • "It's Paint Star paint! Coming off a blue Paint Star, if I'm not mistaken."
  • "Huh. Doesn't look like it's going to be easy to get to though."
  • "How are we supposed to get up on that roof?"
  • "Huh, it looks like the post office took a little damage in the attack. See? The sign is crooked."
  • "Excuse me, Mr. Toadmaster, but we noticed that your sign is crooked. Thought you'd want to know."
  • "Wow, we're on the roof!"
  • "Um... were you thinking about giving our cards back? We could be attacked at any moment."
  • "Are you kidding me right now?!"
  • "We don't have any Battle Cards to defend ourselves with. What are we going to do?"
  • "Wait a minute... I almost forgot. There IS something we can do..."
  • "Battle Spin!"
  • "What an odd Toad."
  • "Whatever! All's well that ends well. And learning about Battle Spin and getting a Mini Paint Star count as a happy ending in my book!"
  • "So the Rescue Squad needs to be... rescued?"
  • "This happens to you a lot, huh, Mario?"
  • "But if the Mini Paint Star led us here, there must be another Paint Star in this cave."
  • "Let's go check it out!"
  • "We've rescued one member of the scattered Rescue Squad! Five more to go!"
  • "That's the second Rescue Squad cadet! Just four left."
  • "Um, we removed the tape. You can come down now... if you want to."
  • "Just three more Rescue Squaddies to find."
  • "Two more rescue peeps left! We're getting close."
  • "OK, now there's only one missing Rescue Squaddie left!"
  • "BOOM! We rescued the whole Rescue Squad! All six of 'em!"
  • "All right, let's get back to the leader."
  • "Oceanfest?! The Paint Stars are missing, and you're planning a beach party?!"
  • "...But I guess Toads will be Toads. I miss the days when they used to dance around Prisma Fountain."
  • "If we ever want to see another Toad color party, we need to find those Big Paint Stars!"
  • "There should be a Mini Paint Star somewhere on this beach. Let's take a look around."
  • "WHOOOOOOA!"
  • "Would you look at that view!"
  • "Sorry, I've never actually seen this part of the ocean before. Amazing!"
  • "To bad I'm just a flimsy piece of paper now. Otherwise I'd go for a swim!"
  • "WHAT?!"
  • "This is definitely the Toad you gave the key to! I was following!"
  • "Hm... Mario, something about this smells fishy. They definitely gave the key to THIS Toad."
  • "If only there was a better way to keep track of which Toad is which."
  • "AHA! I KNEW IT! This is all a BIG SCAM!"
  • "Look at the paint! There's your proof!"
  • "Before they shuffled around, we slapped some paint on the Toad you gave the key to!"
  • "Was... that a green Mario cosplayer? That must be weird for you."
  • "The gentle roar of the waves... The salty sea air... This is the life!"
  • "With the Big Paint Stars being lost and everything that's happened since..."
  • "I haven't really had any ME time."
  • "I really do love the ocean..."
  • "Man, they weren't lying. I feel totally blissed out!"
  • "Looks like you are too, Mario! You look refreshed!"
  • "DUDE! Forget being a surf legend. You just stopped a giant wave in its tracks! No mere surfer can do that!"
  • "And check out the shape of your noggin!"
  • "Say, come to think of it, there's a hole in the gate to Crimson Tower that looks like it was made for your dome!"
  • "And it just so happens we're trying to get into the Crimson Tower to find a Big Paint Star. Do you think you can help us?!"
  • "He didn't need to journey to the end of the world after all. He just needed to look inside himself."
  • "A Mountain Sage! That's one of those guys who knows everything right?"
  • "Amazing! Did you here that, Mario?"
  • "If this guy's really a wise, old Sage, he must know where to find the Paint Stars!"
  • "Let's climb this mountain and meet the Mountain Sage!"
  • "Hm, what's with this place? Mood seems kind of... gloomy."
  • "Is this the park ranger that the gatekeeper mentioned? Maybe he's one of those emo types."
  • "Yes, sir! We'd like to climb Daffodil Peak and meet the Mountain Sage."
  • "We understand. These colorless spots are a real downer. I'd be depressed, too."
  • "Mario, this guy's really bringing me down."
  • "Think we can fix this place up a bit?"
  • "Just a little more. Please do something..."
  • 'Oh, scrap! This is..."
  • "An Unfurl Block!"
  • "Hitting an Unfurl Block grants you the power to Unfurl certain objects. But only for a limited time."
  • "While your Unfurl power is active, just hammer things that bear the Unfurl Mark to, well, Unfurl them!"
  • "Come to think of it, wasn't there something with this same mark inside the cabin?"
  • "Nice Unfurling, Mario!"
  • "Wonderful! Thanks, sir!"
  • "Glad we could help. I actually feel a lot better, too."
  • "Oh, there's an Unfurl Block!"
  • "There must be something around here with an Unfurl Mark on it then. Let's look around for it."
  • "Oh! There's an Unfurl Mark here!"
  • "So there is no Mountain Sage?!"
  • "SHENANIGANS! WE'VE BEEN HAD!!"
  • "Mario, let's go give the gatekeeper a pice of our mind!"
  • "...After we grab the Mini Paint Star, of course!"
  • "Only your schnoz fits through, Mario!"
  • "Let's go to Daffodil Peak and give that lying gatekeeper a piece of our mind!"
  • "HEY, LIARFACE! There IS no Mountain Sage! You just made it up to sell tickets to your boring mountain!"
  • "What? You thought he was real too?"
  • "Really? Because we hiked all the way to the peak, and all we found was some cheesy carnival cutout!"
  • "Hmm. I don't know..."
  • "I think both of these guys are telling the truth, Mario."
  • "You train on the mountaintop?! So that means..."
  • "Great! So there really IS a Mountain Sage!"
  • "...But you lost your memory?"
  • "Are you still able to use the power of the Chosen Toads?"
  • "Well, color me impressed! Remind me to stay on your good side..."
  • "Hey, do you know anything about the Big Paint Stars? We're looking for them."
  • "I'm guessing it won't open until we repaint it."
  • "This really is a big paint job. There's no way we can do it alone."
  • "Let's just focus on finding more Paint Stars. We can deal with this later."
  • "We'll never be able to paint this ourselves. Let's just get out of here."
  • "Yeah, only because Mario caught them slacking off."
  • "It turns out that your funky horn thing may fit into on of the keyholes in the Crimson Tower gate!"
  • "It worked... but... The Toads are... gone."
  • "Thank you for your sacrifice, Chosen Toads."
  • "I'll tell my children and my children's children's parents about you."
  • "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa...?!"
  • "Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what?!"
  • "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-happened?!"
  • "Mario! What?! How?! This?!"
  • "It's all BONE WHITE!"
  • "I'm gonna be sick..."
  • "What do we even... do?"
  • "There's no way we can paint all this with your little hammer... No offense."
  • "But this is... We're done. We can't do anything here..."
  • "Huh?! What's that?!"
  • "You OK, Mario?"
  • "We managed to get on the ship! This is our chance!"
  • "Let's hijack this thing and take that bucket of paint back."
  • "That's not good! Maybe we should have kept one of them around to pilot this thing!"
  • "Mario! I'll try to stabilize the ship. Go after the bucket!"
  • "There must be a switch or something to release it!"
  • "OH SCRAP...
  • "Why even have a self-destruct button on your airship?! That's just bad engineering!"
  • "But it's all good. Because the Crimson Tower is crimson again!"
  • "It'll probably be pretty rough in there, Mario. Maybe we should restock our cards before we go in."
  • "And the Know-it-All Toad in the trash can in Port Prisma can tell us if we'll need anything special."
  • "Let's head for the top of the tower. The Big Paint Star is definitely up there!"
  • "You heard that, right? BIG PAIN STAR?"
  • "I think he means Big Paint Star!"
  • "It's gotta be at the top of this tower! We need to get up there now!"
  • "But wait..."
  • "How does he even know the Big Paint Star is here?"
  • "And also... WHO WAS THAT GUY?!"
  • "Those Shy Guys are working against us! Let's surprise them from below!"
  • "AHHHHHHH!"
  • "Uh... Hello, gentlesir! We overheard that you're looking for the Big Paint Star. We are too."
  • "May I ask who might be? Perhaps we could search for the Big Paint Star together!"
  • "Um... Yes. Hello. I'm Huey, and this is Mario. Yes, THAT Mario."
  • "Yes, we're looking for a Big Paint Star. Have you seen one?"
  • "Uh... Nice to meet you, Morton. Look, we really need Big Paint Star."
  • "You know... I don't think we're really getting anywhere here."
  • "WHAAA?! He broke the floor!"
  • "Something tells me he's heard of before..."
  • "This Morton guy is going to be trouble. Let's tread carefully."
  • "Morton broke the floor, so we can't get to the top! I wish life was a video game. Then we could just press Y Button to make a staircase appear!"
  • "Ooh, baby! I just caught a big whiff of paint. The Big Paint Star is close! Let's keep chasing Morton!"
  • "Look! It's the red Big Paint Star!"
  • "But there's something wrong with it. We need to help it quick!"
  • "Master?"
  • "Someone ordered Morton to get the Big Paint Star?"
  • "So someone else is trying to get the Big Paint Stars too?!"
  • "But at least we've found the red Big Paint Star!"
  • "Looks like it's fainted from being so dried out..."
  • "OK, Mario! Jump into it and wake it up!"
  • "Finally! The red Big Paint Star is back in its rightful place."
  • "It's all thanks to you, Mario! I don't know what we'd do without you."
  • "Wait... did the Paint Star just SAY something? That's never happened before."
  • "No... that's not possible. Maybe it's more like... we can somehow hear its voice inside our minds?"
  • "Oh, that was awful! I've never seen such wanton disregard for paint!"
  • "At least we got to see what happened to the other Paint Stars."
  • "That horrible monster just flung them to the corners of the island without a second thought!"
  • "We're on it, Red!"
  • "Prisma Fountain must be restored! Everyone should be able to see the joy and beauty it brings to our town."
  • "Whoa! Looks like Red just powered you up, Mario!"
  • "Of course, what we could really use is a detailed map, showing us EXACTLY where that monster threw our Paint Stars!"
  • "But this will have to do for now. I just hope we have enough power to defeat that... thing!"
  • "Hold on, Mario! We need a plan. We don't even know where that airship is going yet!"
  • "Plus, I mean... did you get a good look at that bad guy? He flung those Paint Stars like they were nothing!"
  • "I've got an idea. Remember how the red Big Paint Star said to let the paint be our guide?"
  • "Well, I bet if we can recover all of the Big Paint Stars, they'll point the way to Princess Peach."
  • "I know it's kind of crazy, but it's all we've got. Come on, Mario. We've got a lot of work to do!"
  • "Wait... a secret door?! What's with all this high-tech stuff just sitting around in a crummy storage room?"
  • "This is weird, Mario, but I'm thinking it could be good-weird. Let's check it out!"
  • "An underground museum?! This must be one of those super-snobby art places that no one knows about."
  • "Sounds like it's for a good cause!"
  • "Plus, Port Prisma is my hometown. It'll be nice to visit the museum when I'm old and reminisce about our adventure!"
  • "Look at that, Mario! You see what I mean by the power of paint?"
  • "The Big Paint Star did all of this by itself. Now the Scarlet Gate is as good as new!"
  • "Let's open the Scarlet Gate and keep going!"
  • "All right, we're in!"
  • "I smell another Paint Star around here somewhere–let's go find it!"
  • "All right, now where could that Paint Star be...?"
  • "Mario, your preemptive hammer and jump strikes will grow more powerful every time you find a Big Paint Star."
  • "If an enemy is weak enough, you might be able to just instantly squash 'em with your hammer ad not have to battle at all!"
  • "There should be an Unfurl Block somewhere around here. Let's find it!"
  • "You know, it's awfully quiet around here. That's never good."
  • "I've got a really bad feeling about this, Mario."
  • "The last time I felt this way, I caught someone mixing eggshells and flat paints! Do you realize how–"
  • "Did you see that?!"
  • "Some kind of missile just landed in those faraway hills!"
  • "Step on it, Mario!"
  • "Let's get to the mountains and made sure everything's OK!"
  • "There must be an Unfurl Block somewhere around here. It could be anywhere, so get crazy with the hammer if you have to!"
  • "*sniff* *sniff*"
  • "UGH! Something smells TERRIBLE around here! Like paint mixed with... stickier paint... or something."
  • "It's coming from over there somewhere. Let's go check it out."
  • "We're getting close to where that thing landed. I hope everything is OK..."
  • "Man! What's with this place? First the stinky paint, now a faulty ramp?"
  • "What's next? Improper soil slopes?"
  • "IT'S WORSE THAN I EVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED!"
  • "Everything has been painted black!"
  • "That thing that fell from the sky must have been a... a bomb full of black paint!"
  • "I've got a REALLY bad feeling about this..."
  • "This is terrible! That bomb must have exploded with black paint!"
  • "Mario! Are you OK? Don't touch the black paint!"
  • "This stuff is beyond toxic! Whatever you do, don't touch it!"
  • "I'm sorry... I should have warned you."
  • "I need to make this right..."
  • "Would you, uh, mind closing your eyes for a sec?"
  • "OK. You can open your eyes now."
  • "All right! Now let's never speak of this again!"
  • "Look, there's the Mini Paint Star I must have originally smelled. Onward!"
  • "All right, we know there's a yellow Mini Paint Star on the mountain somewhere... Now, let's go get it!"
  • "What a peaceful and cozy little house! Must be nice to live here."
  • "Ah, so this is where the professor lives! Let's go inside and meet him."
  • "I'm not sure. I think maybe we need to talk to the professor. See, we're looking for missing Paint Stars, and..."
  • "It's kind of a long story, but we can see one of them from the professor's front yard."
  • "How does he get any work done with this giant spike on his desk?"
  • "So the professor is in Mondo Woods. Maybe there's a Mini Paint Star nearby that can help us get there..."
  • "Have you tried Cutout lately? Something about that barn looks suspicious to me... like it doesn't quite line up..."
  • "So the professor and Princess went for a walk in the woods but haven't come back. Let's find 'em!"
  • "Hey, Mario..."
  • "Is it just me, or is there something... unusual about this forest?"
  • "I mean, I can't quite put my handle on it, but..."
  • "Oh. I just figured it out."
  • "EVERYTHING'S HUGE!"
  • "I hope the professor and Princess are safe out here. It's not exactly the nicest neighborhood."
  • "Oh man. Looks like another giant wall that we're gonna have to repaint."
  • "Wait a tick..."
  • "It's a giant coin! We're rich!"
  • "Or... we would be. If we could actually pocket a coin that big."
  • "And if it weren't completely drained of color."
  • "Never mind, Mario. Sorry to get your hopes up. We're not rich. Unless you count friendship."
  • "Which I do."
  • "Dude, I get it. I want the mega coin just as much as you do!"
  • "But some things are just not meant to be. And I hate to see you waste all of your yellow paint like this."
  • "Eh?"
  • "Whoa, Mario! Did you see that?! Never mind–I saw it, and I'll explain it to you right now!"
  • "That weird nearsighted guy just inflated that Goomba!"
  • "Maybe he's the one... making EVERYTHING big!"
  • "INCLUDING MY VOICE!"
  • "This giant Goomba is a giant pain! I think you're going to have to take it out for us to move forward."
  • "Hmm... What's this?"
  • "Some kind of chain, maybe? I wonder if the professor dropped it."
  • "Yup, I'm pretty sure it's a chain. Let's leave it here for now."
  • "Hey, uh..."
  • "Sorry to bother you while you're softly crying to yourself, but would you happen to be the professor?"
  • "You see, we're looking for the professor of super-old things."
  • "Yeah, uh... I wish we could help, but we're kind of busy searching for the Paint Stars."
  • "Does she know the way home? Maybe she just went back home!"
  • "Well, he cheered up quickly."
  • "I sure hope Princess is waiting for him at home. For all of our sakes..."
  • "I smell paint! There must be a Mini Paint Star nearby..."
  • "Professor, pull yourself together! I'm sure she'll turn up."
  • "Wow, that's a cool-looking train! I wonder if it works..."
  • "The tracks just stretch off into the vast, boring unknown here, Mario. No point going this way."
  • "Did you here that? Fossils! Let's try to get closer!"
  • "We can't access this site without some kind of permit from the professor. Let's come back later."
  • "Ah! We have a permit! See, check it out!"
  • "Yes! Now we can see what all the fuss is about!"
  • "Oh, right... I suppose we should also be looking for Paint Stars..."
  • "How about this? You keep looking for Paint Stars, and I'll just do a tiny amount of fossil hunting. Deal?"
  • "Whoa, did you feel that?"
  • "It's getting louder! What's going on?!"
  • "Isn't this the Rescue Squad's job? Where are those guys?"
  • "I guess we'll have to do it ourselves, Mario!"
  • "Hey, Mario. Hold on a second."
  • "This whole dig site seems a bit.. seismologically unstable, wouldn't you say?"
  • "And I just felt a little vibration in the air..."
  • "So this seems as good an opportunity as any to say something important."
  • "I just want you to know that, should something catastrophic happen, I will protect you."
  • "I would literally throw my body in front of–"
  • "Oh, hey! I found a safe spot over here for you. I was just keeping it warm."
  • "Anyway, what WAS that thing? It's probably been causing all of the problems around here."
  • "Let's head back to the main site before it comes back."
  • "Well, I'm not sure how it'll help us, but let's give that bone a squeeze. You know, for science."
  • "So this is a Draggadon fossil? I wouldn't want to run into this guy in a dark alley!"
  • "I didn't expect it to be so... colorless. Kind of looks like it's been drained!"
  • "Hey, Mario. Smells like there's a Paint Star on the other side of that hole. Let's check it out."
  • "Looks like that monster rolled through here and off into the sunset..."
  • "Well, it's been real, but let's grab the Paint Star and get outta here!"
  • "Ooh, I smell a Paint Star!"
  • "But I think it's behind that "door.""
  • "Yeesh! Someone really went overboard with the decorative spikes in here."
  • "I'd like to get a closer look, but as a rule I try to avoid giant, point spikes of death."
  • "Uh... Oops."
  • "Well, at least we can get across the spikes now."
  • "This is the kind of door you get when you're REALLY tired of solicitors. Looks like it's missing a spike."
  • "Do you think that spike the professor gave us would fit in that hole? Give it a try!"
  • "That sharp spiny-looking spike that looked like the spiny spike of a Spiny really was a Spiny spike!"
  • "*sniff sniff* Come to papa, Paint Star!"
  • "Isn't it fun exploring a dangerous and mysterious temple like this? Watch your step!"
  • "I gotcha, bud!"
  • "I'm gonna pull you up. Ready... HEAVE!"
  • "Well, that was a close call."
  • "You'd be looking at the Game Over screen if it wasn't for me!"
  • "Hey, look over there!"
  • "Two Mini Paint Stars! One right above the other."
  • "But... how are we going to get over there?"
  • "Yikes! Forget about the Paint Stars–what are we going to do about this lava? It's rising!"
  • "Listen here, you overgrown thumbtack–we're taking that Paint Star!"
  • "Get ready for a fresh coat of PAIN!"
  • "What's he screaming about? Let's check in at that window over there before heading inside."
  • "Did he say we could win a Big Paint Star?! Lemme at 'em! I'll win the Battle Royal fair and square!"
  • "Or, maybe you could win it. Since you're the heroic type and all, Mario."
  • "Really? Well, who would have been so kind as to preregister us?"
  • "Because we've never been here before, you know."
  • "I guess that's just another perk of being famous, huh, Mario?"
  • "Awfully dark in here, isn't it? They're really setting the stage!"
  • "I can't wait to get medieval and crunch my foes in a Battle Royal!"
  • "I mean... I can't wait to watch you do those things."
  • "Look, Mario! There it is!"
  • "The Big Paint Star!"
  • "Mario, I'm not sure we can beat him with the cards we have right now..."
  • "This isn't working! We have to get out of here and regroup!"
  • "Whoa, we made it to the outer wall! Check out the view!"
  • "Ooh, ninja-style. I like it."
  • "Come on. Let's go get it!"
  • "We did it! The yellow Big Paint Star has been returned to Prisma Fountain!"
  • "No way!"
  • "So it was Bowser's underlings who drained that Toad of color and mailed him to you guys!"
  • "They must have sent that letter to lure you to Port Prisma so they could kidnap Princess Peach!"
  • "OK, if we can just keep finding Big Paint Stars and piecing these memories together, Bowser's evil plan should become clear!"
  • "Oh man. Looks like another giant wall blocking our path."
  • "Cha-ching! The yellow Big Paint Star painted this entire giant coin for us!"
  • "We're rich, Mario. RICH! Now there's nothing left to do but twirl our mustaches and count our money. Muhahaha!"
  • "WHAT?!"
  • "That only counted as ONE coin?! Shenanigans! SHENANIGANS, I SAY!"
  • "*sigh* The mustache twirling will have to wait, I suppose."
  • "Mario, did you hear that? Paranormal activity! Like ghosts and junk!"
  • "We should investigate. I have an inkling that this has something to do with the Paint Stars."
  • "And it's not just colorless spots–this place is creepy as all get-out!"
  • "Besides... I've always wanted to be a paranormal investigator. Ooh! We should get business cards!"
  • "WHAAAA?! Those books just flew off the shelves by themselves! I'm telling you, Mario–this place is haunted for sure!"
  • "WAAAAAAAAH! The paint revealed a ghostly presence! No way..."
  • "Mario, are you... scared?!"
  • "So even Mario gets scared sometimes. Don't worry–I won't tell Princess Peach."
  • "Isn't that room 201 over there?"
  • "Say, is this the book you were looking for?"
  • "We got "it" back for you."
  • "Huh? What was that noise just now?"
  • "If you're trying to catch a bird, maybe this will help."
  • "Cool it. We brought you some fresh sheets."
  • "Uh... Is this the red bird that you mentioned?"
  • "Wow! Consider our spirits raised!"
  • "We've solved the paranormal puzzle of Dark Bloo Inn! Now let's get that Mini Paint Star, Mario!"
  • "So, you haven't seen a teapot around?"
  • "Well, Mario. I guess it's up to us to find that teapot."
  • "That... was unexpected. I might have to pick that album up."
  • "The coast is clear. Let's take a look
  • "O......K. Looks like that tea-bag guy was the source of the poison!"
  • "This place smells waaay better now! And I also smell the unmistakable scent of a Paint Star!"
  • "Let's take a stroll through the park before we return the teapot to the inn!"
  • "The forest is still huge. Kamek must be SOME magician for the effects to reach way out here!"
  • "Whoa! It's another one of those massive blank spots. Gross..."
  • "Are those a couple of Toad's hanging out in the middle?"
  • "No way, dude. You are NEVER going to this whole thing. Trust me–I'm a paint can."
  • "Star from the sky? Mario, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
  • "Um, Chef? Is there ANY way to expedite the reservation process?"
  • "Perhaps if we fanned you for another couple hours?"
  • "I see..."
  • "Mario, we're going to have to find something else out..."
  • "Whoo-ee! It sure is hot inside this volcano. Good thing I don't have any sweat glands."
  • "This probably goes without saying, but try not to fall into the lava, OK?"
  • "It certainly is an impressive sight... Seems like something could pop out at us at any moment."
  • "But for the time being, it doesn't look like anything's gonna happen here."
  • "And it's not like we can walk across hot lava. Let's head back for now."
  • "Whoa! Part of the sea is completely colorless! This is a severe environmental issue! One could even call it a "green" issue!"
  • "Though I guess it's more of a "blue" issue."
  • "The sea being colorless is kind of... worrisome. Let's go check it out."
  • "It's just a bunch of Shy Guys. Nothing we can't handle."
  • "Are you really trying to paint the entire ocean with your hammer?"
  • "How are you still alive?!"
  • "Perhaps I didn't make myself clear earlier..."
  • "KNOCK IT OFF!"
  • "I wish we could help, but we can't sail through that colorless water. Unless..."
  • "If we could track down a Big Paint Star and repaint the sea, we could probably save your captain!"
  • "GAH! We managed to pull the turnip out, but the Pipe came out too!"
  • "The whole point of pulling the turnip out was to go through the pipe!"
  • "Huh, what's that? Maybe try pulling on it?"
  • "A new Pipe grew out of the same spot! Nature works in mysterious ways."
  • "Ah, finally the forest is normal sized again!"
  • "It seems that Kamek's magic didn't reach this far."
  • "Wait a tick, Mario."
  • "Does that sign over there look a little... strange to you?"
  • "OH! Weird."
  • "The writing on this sign is SUPER TINY."
  • "Why do you think it's so small? And why am I whispering?"
  • "A Mini Paint Star! Here?! And no boss guarding it? That's... a little too easy."
  • "Well, no complaints here. Grab that puppy and let's move on."
  • "GAAAH?! It vanished!"
  • "Could those tiny guys really have carried it off?"
  • "Huh?"
  • "My back feels... itchy."
  • "GAAAAAH! It's moving!"
  • "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"
  • "WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?!"
  • "I mean... thanks."
  • "Now where were we? The Paint Star, right!"
  • "You BETTER not have dented my can, fur face."
  • "Huh? Is that...?"
  • "GAH! They broke the Paint Star into pieces! Those MONSTERS!"
  • "Judging by the size of this piece, I'm guessing they broke it into five parts."
  • "We've got to find the other pieces and bring them back to the entrance!"
  • "Huh? How'd a piece of the broken Paint Star end up here?"
  • "Psst. Mario. It's me, Huey."
  • "Smells like there are a bunch of Goombas out there. Either that, or you could REALLY use a shower."
  • "Goombas? Yeah, I thought so. OK, I'm just gonna stay in your pocket for this one."
  • "There's no way you can survive an onslaught of that size. Avoid that Goomba army at all costs!"
  • "Psst! It's me again! Well, there's no one else in your pocket, so of course it's me."
  • "A Paint Star piece is wading in that sea of Small Goombas!"
  • "We've gotta get to it somehow! You'll figure it out, Mario!"
  • "Well, it's definitely a pipe. But it's tiny."
  • "No way I'm going in there. I've seen this movie before."
  • "Smells like you got a piece of the Paint Star. Nice!"
  • "He's not huge; you're just a shrimp! Kamek's magic must have shrank you!"
  • "Look, Mario! A Mini Paint Star piece is stuck in that tree!"
  • "Hang on a sec!"
  • "I'm just gonna, uh, stay back here. Go ahead and whack it with your hammer!"
  • "Oh, so you'll whack me in the back, but you won't whack the tree? We need that Mini Paint Star piece!"
  • "So there were a bunch of tiny Goombas in the Sacred Tree. Thought that might be the case."
  • "Man... it sure got dark out quick. Dark and stinky!"
  • "GAAAAAAAH! Mario! GET IT OFF! GET IT–"
  • "On second thought, I've got this one."
  • "OK, Mario. Let's put that Paint Star back together."
  • "We did it! The Mini Paint Star is whole again! Impressive handiwork, Mario."
  • "Let's grab it and go!"
  • "A TRAPDOOR?! Where the heck are we?"
  • "The floor's covered in water. And it looks like this pipe goes down even deeper..."
  • "Well, you've seen a pipe or two in your day, Mario. What do you think? We don't have a lot of options here."
  • "Whoa..."
  • "It's so quiet. Are we... underwater? But we can still breathe!"
  • "Awesome! There's our Paint Star!"
  • "This fort... There's no mistaking that smell. The blue Big Paint Star is here!"
  • "Guess he ran away WITHOUT his tail between his legs. Ha! Get it?!"
  • "Mario, it seems like the fence panels get shuffled around each time you hit one."
  • "If only we could keep track of which fence panels you've already hit..."
  • "OK, that's DEFINITELY a trap. That Thing up there makes it totally obvious."
  • "Ouch... You might want to get that checked out."
  • "Whew! That was a good workout. Been a while since I got my paint pumping like that!"
  • "Quit bragging, you classically trained half-wit! There's a Big Paint Star here–I know it!"
  • "You can't hide it from me! I can smell things. Things normal paint cans only dream of smelling!"
  • "Stuff your sorries in a sack! And toss the Big Paint Star this way!"
  • "Mario, it's the third Big Paint Star. Old Blue!"
  • "Jump into it and wake it up!"
  • "The blue Big Paint Star has been returned to Prisma Fountain!"
  • "So that's what happened!"
  • "Bowser's army invaded with a ton of air ships and hauled off all of the paint!"
  • "The one we destroyed at the Crimson Tower was just one of them..."
  • "But what are they doing with all of that paint?"
  • "Guess we'll have to rescue the next Big Paint Star to find out!"
  • "Don't mention it, Captain! Your ship should be able to set sail now that the color has been restored to the sea!"
  • "Whereabouts are you headed?"
  • "Fortune Island, eh? Hmm..."
  • "You know, the Violet Isles have a lot of nooks and crannies. We might find some Paint Stars there too!"
  • "Sounds... like... fun. But I'm SURE there are some Paint Stars there!"
  • "Mario, we need to figure out how to cross the Lost Sea before we set off. Let's see what we can find."
  • "Did some kind of legendary captain write on that scrap of paper? That just might help us find a way through the Lost Sea."
  • "Let's go show it to the regular captain!"
  • "Yeah, it was just lying around. You might want to see an optometrist."
  • "And who is this "legendary captain"? That's a pretty impressive title."
  • "So this piece of paper contains an entry from the legendary captain's journal?"
  • "So that means we can cross the Lost Sea now, right?"
  • "Uh... Yeah!"
  • "Let's go look for Fortune Island more Paint Stars!"
  • "Well THIS is a change of scenery. What's that round thing jutting out of the water there?"
  • "You've gotta hit those big-point targets, Mario! Try to remember when they come out..."
  • "Ah, more adorable Toad rocks poking out of the water. Looks like the place we started, but slightly different..."
  • "More uncharted waters!"
  • "Is that a... coin floating there? I want that coin..."
  • "Mmm... You smell that?"
  • "It's a Mini Paint Star!"
  • "But... there's a Mini Paint Star sitting there in the center... just waiting for us to grab it!"
  • "Well, that famous whirlpool is keeping us from saving a precious Paint Star! Is there anything that can be done?"
  • "Ah! Maybe the Toad who lives here can tell us something useful..."
  • "Let's start by reviving that Toad!"
  • "We're in a bit of a bind! Our ship is stuck because of that whirlpool."
  • "What?! A parallel world... identical in every way?! What are we waiting for, Mario? Let's go!"
  • ""It's identical in every way!" Yeah, right. This place is creepy!"
  • "Has Mr. Captain given up already? If we don't do something about this whirlpool, we won't be able to get that Paint Star, you know."
  • "Aw, come on. We can't just give up when there's a Mini Paint Star so close by."
  • "We'll think of something."
  • "Eh... let's not tell him. He seems motivated right now, so let's just roll with it."
  • "Right, Mario, let's go! Yo ho ho!"
  • "(Why can't we ever meet anyone normal?!)"
  • "There, there, Mr. Lighthouse Keeper. Maybe we can fix the light for you."
  • "Um, how do I put this...?"
  • "We, uh, already know about the parallel world. Weird pipe, right? Leads to a freaky opposite world?"
  • "Another parallel world... And in the most unlikely of places: the middle of an unexplored and deeply mysterious ocean..."
  • "Well, if I know my parallel worlds, and I'm beginning to think I do, we should go check this place out."
  • "Maybe we'll find the key to turning the lights back on... and finally make our way to Fortune Island."
  • "Paint Staaar!"
  • "Aww, he was gonna come rescue us. So cute..."
  • "Anyway, let's get back to the ship!"
  • "Aha, one of those weird pipes! Fortune Island must have a parallel world, too."
  • "Anything for you, Captain!"
  • "Besides, I'm getting a whiff of that sweet, sweet Big Paint Star smell! Let's go, Mario."
  • "Mario! I can smell the Big Paint Star in this room!"
  • "I'm going to go take a look..."
  • "Whaaa! What's this?!"
  • "Mario! Come quickly!"
  • "*cough* *cough* So much smoke... I can hardly breathe!"
  • "But I think I saw the Paint Star off in the distance through the smoke."
  • "How can we clear all the smoke out?"
  • "Whoa! It's full of treasure! Could this be the fortune of... well, of Fortune Island?!"
  • "Snifit or Whiffit?! REALLY?"
  • "The captain won't be happy when he hears that the fabled treasure of Fortune Island has been claimed by some cheesy game show..."
  • "I have a feeling we're going to need that treasure from Snifit or Whiffit. Did you ever get the prize for clearing the bonus round?"
  • "Hey, look at that!"
  • "Smoke is pouring out of that adorable little volcano!"
  • "It must be rising up into the room with the Big Paint Star."
  • "Now we know where the smoke is coming from, but how do we stop it?"
  • "Mario! I smell something delicious coming from inside that cave!"
  • "I'm going to take a closer look..."
  • "Whaaa! Again?!"
  • "Mario!!! Come quickly!!!"
  • "It's just like that smoky room in the normal world."
  • "I can see... something... in there. But unless we do something about that smoke, we won't be able to get it!"
  • "Hey, look at that!"
  • "Someone over there is MAKING all of that smoke! Who IS that?"
  • "Look, we're sorry about your food. It's just that squeezing Things usually helps us in our adventure. It's a reflex at this point."
  • "Plus, I mean, it smelled REALLY good..."
  • "This Toad is really persistent... Don't think we're gonna be able to lose him."
  • "Well, uh... we still got that Paint Star to find, so... you two take all the time you need."
  • "Hope your memories come back!"
  • "No more smoke!"
  • "All right, the smoke is gone!"
  • "Let's wake up the Big Paint Star!"
  • "Uh... What was that?"
  • "We did it! Now we can take that Big Paint Star!"
  • "We got what we came for, but the captain must be horribly depressed about the lack of treasure here..."
  • "Does that mean you remember what happened, um, other captain?"
  • "Awwwww... Now let's wake up our treasure, the Big Paint Star!"
  • "Woop woop! The purple Big Paint Star is back in Port Prisma!"
  • "Those Slurp Guys sucked the paint out of everything in Port Prisma!"
  • "But why are they so Paint crazy?! They didn't just slurp walls and the ground–they slurped Toads!"
  • "What is Bowser planning?"
  • "Wow, that giant colorless spot was actually a huge sinkhole!"
  • "Uh, I hope that Toad who was lounging here is OK..."
  • "Whoa, that's quite a breeze!"
  • "Gah! We're getting blown away!"
  • "Mafio?! Whaf waff I fooing?!"
  • "I refemfer the fwind flew uth, and I fell in thiff fole, and fhen..."
  • "Fold on, giff me a fecond..."
  • "Ah! That's better..."
  • "I hope you didn't panic too much when I went under the sand there."
  • "Good thing I don't need to breathe! That's the benefit of not having lungs."
  • "Anyway, I'm all good now, so let's figure out how we're getting out of here!"
  • "Yep, there's a rock in the way. Watch your head!"
  • "Hey, look! The chef IS down here. But it seems like he's doing... OK."
  • "I... I'm not even touching it!"
  • "Mario, I think what the chef is trying to say is that if we take him back to the surface, he'll show us the Paint Star!"
  • "He's got the keys to the café anyway, so let's help him out."
  • "All right, Chef! You're good to go!"
  • "This isn't like you, Mario. Come on–let's help the poor guy out!"
  • "It's no use... There's no way out of this cell."
  • "What is this terrible place, anyway? Why is there a secret Snifit hideout beneath the desert?"
  • "Well, I suppose we have to soldier on somehow in the face of impenetrable prison cells."
  • "Think, Mario! There's got to be a way out of here!"
  • "Whoa! I should have known you'd figure something clever out."
  • "I mean, when you first dove into the sand, I was like, "this guy's lost it.""
  • "But I guess you're just the kind of guy who leaps before he looks, huh? Well, anyway... nice work."
  • "Now let's go find the chef and get out of here. I really want to get my handles on that Paint Star..."
  • "Shoot. I suppose a KEY CARD is REQUIRED!"
  • "Careful, Mario! This is the bottom floor. That sand is likely to swallow you whole!"
  • "I knew it! That's a Mini Paint Star. Come on, Mario–let's go grab it."
  • "Well, I hope your last job will be a memorable one at least!"
  • "On another note, have you guys seen any Paint Stars around here?"
  • "Whaaat?! Really! Just like that?!"
  • "Like, you mean we don't have to go on a voyage to some island, or fall in a hole and then escape from jail?"
  • "All we had to do was talk to you?! That's my kinda mission!"
  • "Well, all right then... We'll take it!"
  • "Hey, whoa, I mean... Let's not jump to conclusions, you know?"
  • "Whoever did this might have had a perfectly valid reason."
  • "Like, maybe he just wanted to see what would happen if he smacked a rickety column with his hammer..."
  • "Oh, uh, certainly! We'll keep our eyes peeled, sir!"
  • "And I hope everything gets sorted out with the tracks soon. Remember–deep breaths."
  • "Mario! This guy gave us a Paint Star before like it was nothing."
  • "The least we can do is help him go out with a bang here!"
  • "These Shy Guys seem awfully... bold."
  • "Hey! Get your grimy little stumps off that coal!"
  • "Are you all right, Mario?"
  • "You could use a shower, but I'm glad you're not hurt."
  • "At least those Shy Guys won't be bothering us anymore, eh?"
  • "Thanks, foreman."
  • "Mario, let's do to the restaurant. There must be a Mini Paint Star there!"
  • "Too few cooks in the kitchen?"
  • "Well, we are kind of busy with the whole Paint Star thing, but..."
  • "AHH! It's just impossible to turn down a Toad for anything! You're all so adorable, even under duress!"
  • "We'll go and check out the kitchen."
  • "It's a Mini Paint Star!"
  • "By "big star" could he mean the Big Paint Star? Is there a Big Paint Star at the end of the Sunset Express?!"
  • "Don't listen to him! Panicking never solves anything!"
  • "We need to clear the tracks. If the Sunset Express doesn't run, we can't get to Starlight Cape."
  • "If we can't get to Starlight Cape, we'll never find the Big Paint Star!"
  • "If we don't find the Big Paint Star... WE'RE ALL DOOMED!"
  • "EVERYBODY, PANIC!"
  • "Whoooooooo... Sorry about that."
  • "Maybe you just need to be a little more polite..."
  • "Ahem. Excuse me, sir? Would you mind moving aside?"
  • "MOVE IT, PINHEAD!"
  • "It's no good. I don't think it can hear us. Maybe it's sleeping."
  • "Ooh! If we could find a way to make my voice louder, I bet we could startle it awake!"
  • "Let's get back to the Sunset Express."
  • "Next stop: Starlight Cape!"
  • "Whoa, that was close!"
  • "Mario, did you see that suspicious character on the roof?"
  • "It doesn't seem like there's anything if we keep walking this way."
  • "Giant steak? So YOU're the VIP?!"
  • "Whew, we made it! It got a little dicey there, but I had fun!"
  • "So, there should be a Big Paint Star around here somewhere... Let's see what we can find!"
  • "Wow! Look at that, Mario! The star-filled sky is just gorgeous!"
  • "No wonder it's called Starlight Cape."
  • "Ooh! A shooting star!"
  • "Did you make a wish, Mario?"
  • "You probably wished for Princess Peach to be safe, am I right?"
  • "My wish was that we'd get all six Big Paint Stars back, of course!"
  • "There it is! The Big Paint Star! My wish! My wish is coming true!"
  • "I bet that the shooting star heard my wish!"
  • "That means that your wish will also come true, Mario!"
  • "Let's grab that Big Paint Star and keep trucking on together!"
  • "Huzzah! The orange Big Paint Star is back!"
  • "No way!"
  • "Bowser got covered in black paint right here in Prisma Fountain!"
  • "But... why was there black paint in Prisma Fountain in the first place?!"
  • "No matter the reason, the black paint came from this very fountain!"
  • "We need to find the last Big Paint Star ASAP!"
  • "DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA..."
  • "DRAGGADON!"
  • "Luckily, I speak a little Draggadon! But I haven't used it since college. Ahem..."
  • "HEY! DRAGGADON! I AM HUEY. THIS IS MARIO. WE ARE FRIENDS."
  • "HOW ARE YOU DOING? SURE IS HOT IN HERE, RIGHT?"
  • "I think that's bad..."
  • "Oof. That had to hurt."
  • "We were just trying to calm him down... but now I feel guilty."
  • "Whoa! He's really out of it!"
  • "Like... he's not moving at all. Hmm..."
  • "You know, if we could find something to lead him, maybe we could, like, RIDE him around!"
  • "Wait... don't you have some food on you? Why don't you see if it smells good to the Draggadon?"
  • "Yes! Looks like we've snagged ourselves a pet Draggadon!"
  • "Man, he's really focused on that Magma Burger. I bet he'd take us anywhere right now."
  • "Look–a Paint Star!"
  • "Aww, it's awfully far way, isn't it? How are we gonna get it?"
  • "Whoa, Draggadon sighting! Guess he didn't like it in here, though."
  • "I wonder what it is about this room that bothers him..."
  • "What a way to travel. That was exhilarating! And look... a Mini Paint Star!"
  • "All right, why don't you give this poor guy his Magma Burger? He's done enough for us today."
  • "Oh, you want to keep riding? Sounds good to me. Wheee!"
  • "We can always buy another one, and he DID get us to the Paint Star, so let's give Draggadon the Magma Burger as a sign of our appreciation."
  • "DRAGGADON! THANK YOU FOR THE RIDE. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR TASTY BURGER. WE LOVE YOU. BYE."
  • "Well, Mario here is one of the best jumpers I've ever seen! He could probably go pro if he wanted."
  • "So we'll go find the Thing you're looking for and deliver it to the Tangerino Grill."
  • "I thought he said he couldn't jump..."
  • "Hey, I can smell a Paint Star on the other side of this wall!"
  • "It's too steamy to see clearly... There must be another hot spring on that side."
  • "Hey, this Thing seems like it could melt that huge block of ice at the restaurant!"
  • "This is just sad..."
  • "There's no way we're fitting in there."
  • "There we go! We should be able to fit in this bad boy now!"
  • "There it is!"
  • "Man, you've got some luck, Mario. Can't believe we found a Paint Star so deep in these woods."
  • "What's the matter, Mario? Grab that thing, and let's roll like a... paint roller."
  • "I don't see any trouble around here, but maybe I GLOSSED over it. Get it? Gloss? 'Cause paint?"
  • "Well, I don't see you making any good puns!"
  • ""Size you down"? He's going to shrink us, isn't he?!"
  • "Bring it, old man! We'll make you wish you were never painted!"
  • "It's a Card Max Up... thingy!"
  • "With this, you'll be able to play an additional card in every combat turn!"
  • "Thanks, Kamek, but it still doesn't make up for the terrible things you've done."
  • "The forests are still the wrong size!"
  • "YOU LISTENING?!"
  • "I'll take that as a "no.""
  • "Locked, eh? Let's try knocking."
  • "Mario! Help me! This... this DEATH CLAW just grabbed me out of nowhere!"
  • "And now what? You're trying to steal the power from my body with this claw?"
  • "Well, I'll never give up my power. NEVER! Wait, I don't think I even have any power..."
  • "Cat food? How dare you! Let me outta this thing!"
  • "Wait... what did you say about losing power? Did something trip a breaker?"
  • "Mario, that might have been one of our Paint Stars!"
  • "We should take a closer look at this monitor."
  • "So... green Toad Science Guy... can you let me down? And turn this thing on?"
  • "Uh, Mario? You weren't planning on just leaving me here, were you?"
  • "Urgh! All the paint has gone to my head! I could really use a good five minutes in a shaker..."
  • "So... if I remember correctly, lightning tends to strike tall, metal objects."
  • "I was right about the lightning..."
  • "Yeah, you're welcome, science guy."
  • "Hey, Mario, check it out. I can practically smell our Paint Star through this screen."
  • "Based on the minty-fresh scent, I'd say it's a green Mini Paint Star we're after."
  • "By the way, what's all of this nonsense on the screen?"
  • "And that music... it's making me so... happy and nostalgic... for some reason."
  • "Yes... fascinating."
  • "Anyway, I'm positive that one of our missing Paint Stars is in there."
  • "Can you... can you get US in there somehow?"
  • "Whoa, this is so WEIRD! Everything's all... bleeps and bloopy!"
  • "Heh. Some things never change. Here we are, inside a crazy pixelated world, and there's a Goomba!"
  • "Try stomping on it or smashing it with your hammer–like you would in the real world!"
  • "Hmm... this is a bit of a problem."
  • "Let's try changing our perspective a little bit."
  • "This is going to use up a little bit of paint, but it's totally worth it. So, go ahead and press Y Button and see what happens..."
  • "Wow! That's even crazier than I expected. You should try doing this all over the place!"
  • "The only thing is... I can only help you hold this perspective for a little bit at a time. Like... 10 seconds."
  • "When the time is up, you'll pop back into the real world. I mean... the real fake world that we're in."
  • "Anyway, if you want to go back to normal before 10 seconds have passed, just press Y Button again, OK? Have fun, and be careful!"
  • "Well, that flag seems important somehow. Maybe it's how we get out of this place."
  • "Why don't you try jumping on it? You know, like you do at the of a Cutout sometimes!"
  • "Mario, the Mini Paint Star is still inside the monitor! Let's go back in there and look around some more."
  • "Hey, look at that!"
  • "It might be a weird and chunky, but that smells like a Paint Star to me!"
  • "YOU GOT A MINI PAINT STAR!"
  • "Mario! It says there's a circus! It says it's fun! It wouldn't lie about that!"
  • "They said the circus is just up ahead!"
  • "Can we go, Mario? Please please please please please!"
  • "Ooh! A giant tent in the middle of the forest!"
  • "This must be the Emerald Circus, right?"
  • "Listen here, dino-dragon things! It's not OK to go around eating people whole."
  • "I mean, you don't even know where Mario has been! I'd go brush my teeth, it I were you."
  • "Wow. So this is a circus? It's so lively in here!"
  • "Every seat is full, and the audience is giddy with anticipation!"
  • "I've never actually been to the circus before, so I'm super excited!"
  • "The Big Paint Star!"
  • "Where did the Paint Star go?! That Lemmy guy made it disappear before he escaped!"
  • "NO! No no no no... I don't do well in front of crowds. Well, here goes nothing. *gulp*"
  • "Um. Uh..."
  • "You guys, uh... You guys like impressions?"
  • "Tin cans always be like..."
  • "Tough crowd. That joke used to kill back at the recycling plant."
  • "I thought maybe... because paper is recyclable too...?"
  • "OK, Mario... Got any jokes up your sleeve? Please tell me you've got something."
  • "Really?! They liked THAT but my tin-can impression flopped?!"
  • "Where was MY mushroom at?"
  • "Merch table?! I don't care about the stinking merch table!"
  • "I want that Big Paint Star! Where's that clown Lemmy?!"
  • "It's the green Big Paint Star! It was probably up here all along!"
  • "Huh? There's a hole in the tent."
  • "This must be where the star came out of the tent! Some illusion."
  • "Does that mean... Lemmy came out through this hole too?"
  • "Well... that was definitely the best circus I've ever been to."
  • "Now let's wake the Big Paint Star! It's the last one!"
  • "Hmm... I couldn't quite tell which colorless location the green Big Paint Star restored just now."
  • "But now all the Big Paint Stars are back at Prisma Fountain!"
  • "So that's what happened... It all makes sense now!"
  • "If you mix all six of the fountain's paint colors, the paint turns black!"
  • "Bowser was just having fun mixing all the paint together! He didn't have an evil plan after all!"
  • "You're telling me we could have avoided this entire game if we just installed a "Don't Mix the Paint" sign?!"
  • "Oh well. Hindsight is 20/20, and I've really enjoyed getting to know you, Mario!"
  • "But our quest isn't over yet. We still have to do something about Bowser!"
  • "Right! But... how do we find her?"
  • "I was just assuming that the Big Paint Stars would show us the way somehow..."
  • "Whoa! Did you see that, Mario?"
  • "It's like some kind of... rainbow... but, like, also a road. A road made OUT of RAINBOWS! That's ludicrous!"
  • "Well, there's nothing to do but give it a try, I suppose. If this is what the Paint Stars gave us, it must be right. Let's go!"
  • "Aw, come on! Our magical road is too slippery to walk on? After everything we've done? Gah!"
  • "Thanks, Luigi. If anyone gives you any trouble, just give 'em that mean stare you showed us earlier."
  • "All right, Mario. Let's go rescue Princess Peach!"
  • "Look! It's Princess Peach!"
  • "They've drained her color and framed her like some kind of pretentious art!"
  • "OK, Bowser got us with that one."
  • "But at least we're not surrounded by bad guys!"
  • "What are you doing? Mixing all of the paint like that is just going to make a bunch of black paint! Oh."
  • "The nerve of that guy! You NEVER use a man's own paint against him! There are treaties against that!"
  • "Anyway, Princess Peach is still up there. Let's go save her!"
  • "What is going on here? This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen!"
  • "Look at those huge buckets! Just like the ones that were attached to those airships..."
  • "So this is where they've been bringing all of the paint they stole from Prism Island. But why?"
  • "And why are they taking the paint into that tunnel?"
  • "Just what is Bowser planning?"
  • "Man! How are we gonna get past this guy without a bucket?"
  • "Think! Is there anything around here that could pass for a bucket?"
  • "Wait. You want ME to pretend to be a common bucket?"
  • "Well... if it will help save paint... I guess I can give it a try."
  • "He's making black paint bombs!"
  • "Those are just like the one that fell on Sunglow Ridge. Do you remember that horrible mess?"
  • "With this many bombs, he could... Why... he could paint the whole world black!"
  • "It looks like they're pumping in all of the black paint from that room over there."
  • "We HAVE to put a stop to this!"
  • "THAT POOR PAINT!"
  • "They're mixing all the beautiful colors together without any regard for chromaticity!"
  • "Sorry. I... I just really like paint."
  • "How do we fix this?!"
  • "Hey, Mario! I have an idea..."
  • "See those giant Bob-ombs over there? What if we blew them up?"
  • "I bet they'd be strong enough to destroy the black-paint tank! Plus it'll be REALLY fun."
  • "The question is... how do we blow up the giant Bob-ombs?"
  • "Do you think a small Bob-omb is enough to ignite a big one?"
  • "It worked! So much for Bowser's bomb factory..."
  • "But all the black paint from the tank is flooding the room! HOW IS THERE SO MUCH?!"
  • "It's rising! Don't let it touch you!"
  • "YAHAAAAA! WE'RE ALIVE! But now Princess Peach is gone..."
  • "I'm beginning to understand why you've been fighting this Bowser guy for 30 years."
  • "Before we go any further, there's something I need to tell you, Mario."
  • "You know... never mind. Now's not the time. Let's keep moving..."
  • "Actually... I really need to get this off my chest."
  • "I feel like we've gotten to know each other pretty well, Mario."
  • "Ever since that day when you woke me up by crushing my face with a hammer."
  • "We've had some laughs, we've had some hard times... we've had some mild electrocution."
  • "But through it all, you've never given up on me–or on finding all of Prism Island's precious Paint Stars."
  • "So I guess I just want to say... thank you."
  • "No matter what happens next, I will always be grateful for your friendship."
  • "Well, there's just one thing left to do. Let's go stop Bowser and save Princess Peach!"
  • "OK, you're right. That's two things."
  • "It's over, Bowser! We already destroyed your bomb factory!"
  • "Surrender now, and we'll draw a nice bubble bath so you can wash that gunk off!"
  • "This isn't working, Mario! No matter how much damage he takes, the black paint keeps rejuvenating him."
  • "I... I think we just need to get all of that paint OFF him somehow."
  • "I have an idea... but I'll need to return to my original form. From before you wrung me out–remember?"
  • "Thanks, Mario."
  • "I feel kind of... heavy... but I also feel strong!"
  • "So, here's the plan. You need to use me as a shield to block Bowser's black-paint attacks."
  • "Don't worry about me. I feel stronger than ever right now!"
  • "I should be able to steal a little paint from him every time you block an attack."
  • "You got that? Focus on blocking his attacks by pressing A Button at just the right time."
  • "LET'S DO THIS!"
  • "GRAAAH! It worked! I absorbed the black paint!"
  • "But, man... That was more painful than I thought it would be."
  • "I can only withstand about 10 more of those attacks, so make each and every one count."
  • "Mario, the damage from blocking these attacks is starting to get to me..."
  • "But I noticed that when we deal damage to Bowser, black paint starts to pool around his feet."
  • "Once a lot of black paint builds up around his feet, he launches more-powerful attacks, giving us a chance to collect a bunch of paint!"
  • "But those powerful attacks are harder to block. That stakes are high!"
  • "Try to collect as much black paint as you can every time you block an attack!"
  • "We did it! We stole all the black paint from Bowser!"
  • "Bowser's at his weakest... Now's the time to hit him with our most powerful attack!"
  • "We did it, Mario..."
  • "We beat Bowser!"
  • "Oh, right! The princess. Let's repaint her right away!"
  • "That's not good. Black paint incoming!"
  • "I don't think this castle's going to last much longer. Let's get the princess and get out of here!"
  • "GO GO GO!"
  • "We can talk later, Princess! We need to get out of here now!"
  • "We're almost out. Keep moving!"
  • "The road is detaching from the castle! Hurry!"
  • "What are you waiting for?! GO GO!"
  • "No... I'm afraid I can't."
  • "When this castle collapses, all of that black paint is going to fall out and land somewhere."
  • "I can't let that happen."
  • "I'm a guardian, created to protect the Prisma Fountain in times of crisis."
  • "It took me a while to realize it, but my purpose is not to recover the Paint Stars."
  • "It's to destroy the black paint."
  • "The road is about to collapse! You need to leave NOW!"
  • "I'll be right behind you. I promise. I can fly–remember? I just need to take care of this mess first."
  • "I'll see you all at Prisma Fountain!"
  • "All right. *sigh*"
  • "I hate lying to them..."
  • "But it's the only way!"
  • "Here goes nothing... Big Paint Stars, grant me the power to SQUEEZE!"
  • "I... I did it."
  • "And not a drop of black paint spilled..."
  • "The only thing left to do... is take this paint far away from Prism Island."
  • "So far... that it can never hurt anyone ever again..."

Ice Bro

  • "Freeze!"
  • "Climate change!"
  • "Cool it, bro!"
  • "Hope you like... cold stuff."
  • "Coach! Put me in, coach!"
  • "C'mon, coach! Gimme a chance!"
  • "Intruder alert!"
  • "Wait a second... That's no ordinary intruder. That's Mario!"

Iggy Koopa

  • "AHAHAHA! You should see the look on your face! No, really. Can we get a mirror over here? Ah, forget it... Let's shred this paper pusher!"
  • "So anyway, I'm Iggy! I'll be your frustratingly overpowered opponent today!"
  • "Let's see what you're made of, pretty boy!"
  • "Come at me!"
  • "OK, so you're not a COMPLETE waste of paint."
  • "Eyes on the prize, boys. Let's show him the REAL power of our chariots!"
  • "AHAHAHA! I'll let my minions wreck you while I go for a leisurely drive!"
  • "NOPE! You can't touch our chariots!"
  • "DENIED! You can't touch our chariots!"
  • "AHAHAHA! These chariots were such a good investment."
  • "What's the matter, Mario? Battle Royal not going the way you thought it would? Well it's about to get even worse! Line 'em up, boys!"
  • "No fair! Where'd you get that thing?"
  • "JUST KIDDING! Did you think it was over? That you could just win like that? AHAHAHA!"
  • "AHAHAHA!"
  • "Now, unless you brought two of those things... I'll just go ahead and END THIS! Lights out, Mario!"
  • "AW MAN! The sales guy told me those chariots were invincible! I want a refund!"
  • "UGH! I lost on my home turf? That's embarrassing... Well, I guess you can take the Big Paint Star now... Shut it down! Show's over!"

Juggler Bro

  • "Wheeee!"
  • "Glad you could make it today, folks! The encore is about to begin!"
  • "Please put your hands together for the exclusive encore performance by the legendary Pentabros!"
  • "This was just a sneak peak of the face-melting spectacles on display at the Emerald Circus!"
  • "Please check out the Emerald Circus just up ahead, and follow us on social media!"
  • "The ball that Lemmy rides on is a lot more fragile than it looks. I bet a super-sharp Thing could pop it."
  • "He'd have to be distracted first, though."

Justice Toad

  • "Mario! Thanks for the save! Too bad you couldn't save my dignity."
  • "My clothes fell off when I fell from the airship!"
  • "I wanted to teach those paint-stealing villains a lesson, so I jumped on their ship!"
  • "But that thing is faster than it looks! I was hanging on for dear life, and my grip finally gave out."
  • "But mark my word–I will deliver swift Toad justice to those filthy paint pilferers!"
  • "I am the Toad who casts light on the shadows of injustice! I am... (DUN DUH NUH NUH...)"
  • "JUSTICE TOAD!"
  • "I assure you there is no face straighter! I am the hero that Prism Island needs!"
  • "But before I can save the world, I'll need to... comply with public indecency laws."
  • "Do you think you could go find my clothes? Pretty please?"
  • "Ah! My Overdrive Gravity Boots! Using those, I can harness the power of gravity to stay on the ground!"
  • "BEHOLD! The Mega-Splendiferous Tights, crucial for protecting my heroic hindquarters!"
  • "Justice Toad is feeling slightly more confident in his appearance! By I'm still a teensy bit nekkid."
  • "Ah, my heroic journal! That's, uh, just something I was doodling in. Don't worry about it!"
  • "Yes! Just a little more clothing, and Justice Toad can use his power of memory suppression to forget this ever happened!"
  • "Ah, yes! That's my legendary chest armor, the Hyper-Fabulous Jacket!"
  • "Tada! Behold my Super Justice Suit! Now..."
  • "Stamd back, citizen! Justice Toad, savior of Prism Island, has returned to crush evildoers!"
  • "Don't hesitate to light the Justice signal if you're in need of help! Nothing lies beyond the reach of the long arm of JUSTICE!"
  • "Whaaaaat?! Somebody actually wants my help?"
  • "*ahem* I mean... Sounds like a job for Justice Toad! Let's go!"
  • "You need some help with this star, right?"
  • "It certainly is a little far out there..."
  • "But don't worry! This star is no match for the power of JUSTICE!"
  • "Stand back!"
  • "JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTICE!"
  • "Whoa! I ACTUALLY DID IT!"
  • "I mean, I wished real hard, but I didn't think I actually had superpowers!"
  • "So... I... I really AM a hero!"
  • "Yeah–a crazy-powerful person!"
  • "Thanks for helping me discover my true power. I promise to use it to uphold JUSTICE throughout the land!"
  • "Until then, I guess I'll wait here until someone needs my help."
  • "If you ever need help with anything, don't hesitate to call on me! Nothing lies beyond the reach of the long arm of JUSTICE!"
  • "The Crimson Tower, huh?"
  • "It's close enough to walk, but scrap that! I've got superpowers now! Justice take flight!"
  • "It's time to fulfill our destiny..."
  • "Hey, Mario. Think you could give us a little... oomph? Like some... KAPOW! You know what I mean?"
  • "C'mon, Mario! Kapow me! For Justice!"
  • "JUSTICE!"
  • "Take care! I hope you find the Big Paint Star... for justice!"
  • "Go get that Big Paint Star!"

Kamek

  • "Ah, Mario! I didn't expect to see YOU here."
  • "Is love to stick around and sweep the floor with you, but I've got places to be, lives to ruin. You know how it is for us big wigs."
  • "But I suppose I could leave you with a little taste of my Koopa magicks..."
  • "Oh, you sad little Goomba..."
  • "Let's make you a sad HUGE Goomba! Eheeheehee!"
  • "Kickety kaw, kickety koo! Make Mario the size of a shrew!"
  • "Eheeheehee! It's itsy-bitsy wittle Mawio! Let's see you stomp some Goombas now, you greedy little coin snatcher! True power needs not material wealth!"
  • "Lippety lap, lappet licks! Trim your hand right down to six!"
  • "Paralyzed by choice, are we? Allow me to help. Eheeheehee! And you're never getting your other cards back! ...Well, unless you win the fight."
  • "Tickety tatch, tickety twos! All of your cards are crummy shoes!"
  • "Koopatee kaw, koopatee konn! Where's your hand? Opps—it's gone!"
  • "Oh, you didn't want those cards, did you? You can always pay for a Battle Spin! Cross your fingers for a good card. Eheeheehee!"
  • "Huh? NO! But how...?! I was so busy tormenting Mario that I failed to realize my color has drained completely! Which means... The words I'm now speaking are my last! Quick, Kamek, say something profound! Uh... Did I lock my front door this morning? GAH! NO! Curse you, Mario! With my last ounce of power, I'll trap you in this forest...forever! I'm going to make you so big, you'll never fit in a pipe again, plumber boy! Eheeheehee!"
  • "Oh... I guess I only had enough power left to turn you back to normal size. Shoot..."
  • "My power... Drained. My once striking visage... So pale and colorless..."
  • "Like a bleached Boo riding a beached Blooper. Say THAT 10 times fast!"
  • "Bah... You could probably do it anyway. You're one tough cookie, Mario."
  • "My Koopa magicks, which were once called "a veritable all-you-can-eat buffet of chaos" by the Prisma Times, were not enough to stop you."
  • "I admit defeat. You've earned my respect all over again. Here, you deserve this... more than I. *cough*"

Koopa Paratroopa

  • "Nyah, nyah! Can't get me!"
  • "The ground is for suckers."
  • "Why walk when you can fly?"
  • "Hammers can't hurt me up here!"
  • "I'm, like, a regular Koopa Troopa..."
  • "Broken wings, broken heart..."
  • "I ain't no stinkin' boid."
  • "Roger, Your Evilness!"
  • "Koopa Paratroopa 2nd Division, reporting for battle! We're in position, sir!"

Koopa Troopa

  • "I'm a Koopa Troopa. Deal with it."
  • "Don't you dare kick my shell!"
  • "I can't do much from inside my shell."
  • "You step on me? I hide, bro!"
  • "I'm in my shell, biding my time."
  • "In your face!"
  • "Didja here? The winner of the big Battle Royal is gettin' some fancy star thing!"
  • "I heard they're still waiting for the sacrificial lamb. Heh..."
  • "Supposed to be a some guy named Mario. Never heard of him."
  • "Ugh... I hope they do well in the Battle Royal... My self-esteem is entirely based on them!"
  • "Ooh, so this is "it," huh? A-amazing!"
  • "Mario! Where'd you come from?! Don't tell me you're after "it" too?!"
  • "Wait just one minute!"
  • "My best Sunday shell was in that washing machine!"
  • "One day I'll settle down–maybe near a pond–have a couple of kids, and kiss this fool's life good-bye."

Larry Koopa

  • "...Crumpled body? Two to four weeks to recover? Well, get someone else to make the food!"
  • "I swear I can here Toads eating pizza out there. Who made THAT? And why can't they cook for ME?"
  • "Are you the guy who made that pizza I can here everybody eating?"
  • "You are, aren't you! Well, why are you wasting your time here? Get in the kitchen, and make me something delicious!"
  • "Here's a little something to help you get started. Heh..."
  • "What's this?"
  • "It's too tender and it's too raw."
  • "It looks like meat; that's all I can give you. I can't eat this scrap."
  • "I really want to chastise you... but I'm simply too weak from hunger."
  • "I'm going to give you one more chance. If you mess it up again, don't think I won't... think of something to do! Because I will!"
  • "Bon appetit!"
  • "Oooh!"
  • "Th-Th-This is the best steak I've ever eaten!"
  • "You really are a very talented chef! This flavor is so unique!"
  • "I'll officially recognize this place as one of my favorite one and a half star restaurants!"
  • "And I'll leave this here."
  • "Took you long enough, pal… I’m almost done digesting that giant steak I ate. *BELCH*"
  • "You grill a mean steak, Mario. You should have been a chef! At least that way, you would’ve had a nice long culinary experience. But instead, I’m gonna cook you up a tuna-fist sandwich before we get to Starlight Cape!"
  • "Lord Bowser is expecting the Big Paint Star, and I have no intention of disappointing him. Have you even seen his disappointed face? It’s heartbreaking! Enough small talk. Let’s get this over with."
  • "Ahaaaaaaaaa! I love the smell of impending doom! It was my henchmen who hijacked this train, and it’ll be my henchmen who…keep the train, uh…hijacked."
  • "Crush that dirty Toad!"
  • "Amateurs…"
  • '"'Minions! Crush them!"
  • "Agh! Stupid Toad!"
  • "If you love engines so much, then why don’t you marry this smoke!"
  • "Well, that was fun, but I'm bored. Thanks for playing, loser!"
  • "You stopped up my smokestack, you little pest!"
  • "I haven’t lost yet!"
  • "WHAT…?! No! This can’t be… I… I lost! I can’t ever face Lord Bowser again! I’ll have to go on the lam. No, maybe I’ll go on the lamb… Lamb chops sound pretty good righ-"

Laundry Guy

  • "Today is a perfect day for doing laundry. I chucked in all the dirty stuff that's been piling up lately."
  • "How dare you wring that out! It was right in the middle of the spin cycle!"
  • "Now what am I gonna wear?"

Legendary Captain

  • "Ahoy! Were you drawn here by this oh-so-delicious aroma?"
  • "Well, keep your boots on–it'll be ready in a minute!"
  • "I said keep yer boots on! It'll be done when it's done!"
  • "How dare you wring out my grill! It was almost medium rare, too..."
  • "You done messed up, boy! There's no fury like a hungry-captain fury!"
  • "I'm gonna follow you around all passive-aggressively until you're mildly annoyed!"
  • "I'd been sittin' there savoring that sweet smoky scent for hours... and you had to go and ruin it!"
  • "So I'm gonna stick to you like a bad rash until you make it up to me somehow."
  • "There's no fury like hungry-captain fury! You annoyed yet, boy?!"
  • "Is that another Toad over there? It's been so long since I've seen another Toad, I almost forgot what we look like."
  • "Oi, Toad! Come over here! I don't have any barbecue to offer you on account o' this plumber guy here, but..."
  • "That's right, bub. I have absolutely no idea why I'm on this here island."
  • "By the way, I really like your garb, but... it looks a little familiar. Are you copying me, mate?"
  • "Meeting another Toad after such a long time is a breath o' fresh air."
  • "So while I haven't FORGOTTEN about the grill incident, I'll let it go fer now."
  • "Yes... about that. As I discovered long ago, the treasure of Fortune Island has already been claimed."
  • "Yeah... I remember everything."
  • "I crossed the Lost Sea... and the Violet Isles. I came alone to the island."
  • "Sure, I opened up a few treasure chests here and there, but most of 'me were empty."
  • 'Aye, but the only REAL treasure in my view was that lovely grill."
  • "I conked my noggin pretty bad while explorin' that funny parallel world. Totally knocked myself out."
  • "And when I came to, I was there in the parallel world, just fryin' up some fish."
  • "Anyway, the fish was pretty good. Nothing like a li'l amnesia to work up the ol' appetite, lemme tell ya!"
  • "Don't get down in the mouth now!"
  • "The sea is wide! The world is wide! There are incredible, undiscovered treasures waiting to be plundered!"
  • "Go get yer hands salty in the sea, mate. You'll make a fine legend yet."
  • "C'mon. I'll show ya."

Lemmy Koopa

  • "Thank you, thank you! It is I, Lemmy, the greatest and most humble illusionist in all the world! The things you’re about to see may shock you. They might astound you. But they’ll definitely impress you."
  • "SPOTLIGHT!"
  • "Now, the ringmaster here is just your average, garden-variety Shy Guy. Yes, you. Don’t look so surprised."
  • "Now feast your eyes on this! My magic wand! PHENOMENAL ARCANE POWER…in a slim and user-friendly stick! Now you see him…"
  • "What?! Where did he go? Did I vaporize him?!"
  • "You, sir! Have you seen him?"
  • "Thank you, thank you! You’re easily entertained. And now…"
  • "That’s right! (That’s EXACTLY right!) It’s a shiny green Big Paint Star! Now, watch closely!"
  • "Heeheekee! Now, wherever could the Big Paint Star have gone?"
  • "You, there! With the ridiculous moustache and the rusty can. Where do you think that extra-special Big Paint Star ran off to? You didn’t need that, did you? Heeheekeeeeeeeeee!"
  • "Well done! It seems I’ve been caught."
  • "For some reason, my magic wand doesn’t have any effect on the Paint Star. So the only way I could make it disappear was to employ a little…sleight of hand. But no matter - the point of this circus wasn’t to show off my magical prowess. The point was to steal the Paint Star and embarrass you in front of a giant crowd at the same time! And now it’s time for the grand finale! Heeheekee!"
  • "You're back! Such tenacity. Oooh, yes. I like you! Come now - the show must go on!"
  • "This is it! The moment you’ve all been waiting for. The FINAL performance of Mario’s career!"
  • "Now you see it! Now you don’t!"
  • "Bye-bye, card! Surprised ya, huh? APPLAUSE!"
  • "Oooh! Nicely done! APPLAUSE!"
  • "Thing Cards?! What is this, baby’s first battle? APPLAUSE!"
  • "The show is in full swing. It’s almost time for the grand finale!"
  • "Yes! My magic wand can transform into a magic ball. A Wonder Ball! Yes, yes! Clap for the Wonder Ball!"
  • "A discotheque with a Disco Ball! The groove…is too much to bear! I’VE GOT TO BOOGIE!"
  • "Ooooh, you sly dog! How am I supposed to defend myself when I'm getting down? Ya dig? And now for the grand finale!"
  • "My Wonder Ball deftly avoids your pathetic attack. APPLAUSE!"
  • "Here it comes--the grand finale!"
  • "This is it! Wonder Ballistic! Eheeheekee! Go ahead and struggle! It adds to the drama of it all!"
  • "NOOO! You popped my Wonder Ball! Do you even know what that thing retails for?!"
  • "Heeheekeeeee… You’re really fired up tonight, Mario. You must’ve really enjoyed the show. I admit defeat. A spectacular defeat! There’s more drama in defeat anyway. Victory is soooo overdone. And…scene."

Lighthouse Keeper

  • "Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
  • "Welcome to the lighthouse, bro."
  • "I'm the lighthouse keeper."
  • "I wanna illuminate the darkness and all, but the light won't work... 'cause there's no power... or something."
  • "I dunno. I'm not an electramatrician, bro."
  • "This darkness is really getting to me. It's, like, extinguishing the light in my heart... and stuff."
  • "Whoaaaaa, bros... You'd do that for me? Well, lemme help you out in turn."
  • "I'm about to BLOW YOUR MINDS."
  • "I'll introduce you to... wait for it... the PARALLEL WORLD!"
  • "Oh... You already know about it..."
  • "Well, yeah... the funky pipe leads to a parallel universe."
  • "When you make your way out of the lighthouse, I'll be waiting for you across the waterfall."
  • "Bro! Long time, no see!"
  • "I let my boys know that you're good to visit the parallel world."
  • "But be careful in there. It's not the friendliest place."
  • "And thanks for helping me with the lighthouse and junk. Good luck."
  • "The lighthouse... is still dark... and junk."
  • "YEAH, BABY!"
  • "Aww, yeah. This is more like it. Thanks a milli, bro!"

Ludwig von Koopa

  • "Gwehehe!"
  • "I’ve been waiting, Mario! I designed this weapon specifically for you. I think you’re gonna LOVE it. Gaze upon its glory! Cower in fear of its might!"
  • "Gwehehehe! My new anti-Mario weapon! Ludwig’s Megabad Super Battleship of Dooooooooooom! But its friends call it the Super Ludship! What do you think? Isn’t it FIERCE?"
  • "But you did show up a little, uh, earlier than I anticipated, so we had to cut production a bit…short."
  • "You’re right. I do have the blue Big Paint Star. But I’m not just going to let you take it… If you really want it, you’ll have to get through me and my Super Ludship! Come at me!"
  • "The first movement begins! I hope you enjoy my Cannon in Sea Major!"
  • "Target: Mario! Fire!"
  • "Ho ho! A counterattack, eh? Aren’t we doing well? Prepare tactical auxiliary forward-mounted attack units! Oh, you know what I mean. Queue the dang Koopa Paratroopas!"
  • "Gwehehe! You think your puny attack is going to damage my Super Ludship?"
  • "Grrrreh! My ship has taken serious damage! Don’t think I’m going to let it happen again! BOMBERS! Do your stinking jobs!"
  • "Gyaaahhh! She’s going down!"
  • "Gwehehe! This was my plan all along! The Ludship was just a temporary design! Say hello to the flagship of my fleet: the Super Ludsub! Go ahead - just try to attack it. Gwehehe!"
  • "Gwehehe! Bust out the streamers and blow up the balloons - it’s time to celebrate your demise!"
  • "Gwehehe! Get that Replica garbage out of here!"
  • "This will LIFT your spirits: I'm going to end this battle next turn... BY BLASTING YOU INTO CONFETTI!"
  • "You put up quite a fight, but I'm afraid I must bid you adieu. Here comes my final attack... Meteor Missile Storm!"
  • "Super Ludsub, dive! Huh? Dive! DIVE! Why won’t you dive?!"
  • "You wrecked my Super Ludsub! HOW DARE YOU!"
  • "Mario… The world-famous Super Mario… I wanted to fight you, if not only once. That’s why I lured you in here with the Big Paint Star. But it looks like I underestimated you. I admit defeat. Even now, I’m glad that I got to trade blows with you. I guess I’ll just have to hope Lord Bowser can defeat you… Good-bye."

Luigi

  • "Mario! It's-a me!"
  • "I don't know how it happened, but some green paint fell out of the sky and repainted my kart!"
  • "Let's-a race down Rainbow Road and save Peach!"
  • "Okeydokey! You-a ready?"
  • "Yes! Here we gooooo!"
  • "Well, it sounds like you've been on quite an adventure without me, Bro!"
  • "But at least I can help you out a little a-bit with the driving, Princess-a Peach-a here we come!"
  • "We're getting a-close... to something."
  • "MAMMA MIA! It leads to a giant creepy rock in the sky!"
  • "But we can't stop a-now! You guys have worked way too hard for me to chicken out here!"
  • "Hold on! I'm-a gonna floor it! Hopefully we won't fall off the road. Lakitu's not a-here to save us!"
  • "Phew! We made it."
  • "You guys be-a careful in there, OK? I'll... I'll just wait here. You know. In case you need a ride back."
  • "Mario! Peach! Huey!"
  • "I wasn't sure you guys were gonna make it!"
  • "Get on the kart! We're a-getting out of here!"
  • "Peach, you're first. Hurry!"
  • "I think he's-a right, Bro. Trust me-I've fallen off Rainbow Road more times than I can count."
  • "It's a-now or never!"

Morton Koopa Jr.

  • "MORTON! WHY MORTON HERE?"
  • "OH YEAH! DA BIGGUN! BIG OL' PAIN STAR! NEED FIND BIG PAIN STAR!"
  • "FIND RIGHT NOW, AND FASTLY!"
  • "HELLO!"
  • "BIG LARGE PAIN STAR!"
  • "ME MORTON!"'
  • "NO PAIN STAR FOR DA MARIO!"
  • "MORTON FIND PAIN STAR!"
  • "BAD MARIO FIND PAIN STAR! BUT MORTON FIND IT MORE! MORE MORTON'S! MORE TONS! MORTON CRUSH MARIO!"
  • "MORTON STRONG! MORTON MORE TONS!"
  • "BRING ME PEDAL STOOL!"
  • "MORTON ON PEDAL STOOL! LOOK NOW! MORTON SAFE HERE!"
  • "HIGH PLACE BROKE... LOW PLACE SCARY."
  • "MORTON IS FIRED!"
  • "HOT MALLET!"
  • "FIRE... BROKEN? MALLET GONE... JUST STICK..."
  • "EAT STICK!!"
  • "MORTON... MORTON LOSE. BAD MARIO GET PAIN STAR... MASTER ORDER MORTON... SAY GO GET PAIN STAR... MORTON? MORE LIKE... LESTON."

Mountain Sage

  • "Welcome to Daffodil Peak, home of the legendary Mountain Sage."
  • "Cool idea, but you'll need a climbing permit before I let you climb the mountain."
  • "Head through the gate on your right, and buy a permit from the park ranger. You'll find him in his cabin."
  • "Here, I'll open the gate."
  • "Ah, you got a climbing permit."
  • "I'm a bit surprised you got one, considering the park ranger has been rather down in the dumps."
  • "Anyway, let me start my spiel over. Helps me remember my lines. *ahem*"
  • "Welcome to Daffodil Peak, home of the legendary Mountain Sage! You'll find the sage at the peak of the mountain."
  • "All right, I'll open the mountain path."
  • "Whoa! Whoa! Keep your lid on!"
  • "The Mountain Sage isn't real?"
  • "I'm as disappointed as you are..."
  • "Yes, I believed in my heart of hearts that the Mountain Sage was real."
  • "Though I can't remember why I was so convinced..."
  • "Come to think of it, I can't remember anything before accepting this gatekeeper job."
  • "The last thing I remember is the park ranger bringing me here after finding me stranded on the mountaintop."
  • "And it was the ranger who said the Mountain Sage was real! Do you think he lied to us?"
  • "I wonder what happened to the mountain sage. My mind's a complete blank. I've got no idea!"
  • "Eureka... I remember everything."
  • "The color missing from my head must have damaged my memory."
  • "I am one of the Chosen Toads, the divine few imbued with great power."
  • "I spend my days training on the mountaintop, waiting for my destiny to take shape."
  • "Yes, I am the sage of the mountain."
  • "Good question, young one."
  • "BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE CHOSEN!"
  • "Usually we Chosen Toads aren't meant to use our power for such savagery."
  • "But I have some aggression to work out today..."
  • "They must have snuck up and drained my head while I was meditating, the miscreants."
  • "The world is vast, young one, and I am but a Toad."
  • "I have seen no such Paint Stars, but it is a Chosen Toad's duty to serve those in need."
  • "Our paths have crossed for a reason. There's no doubt about that."
  • "Perhaps I am the key to unlocking your true potential..."
  • "No... it turns out I'm just the key to unlock some random door. Well... OK, I guess."
  • "I'll meet you at the Crimson Tower, young one."
  • "The three Chosen Toads hath assembled."
  • "But... it is written! In the book of hitting things with hammers!"
  • "I am but a nail in the 2x4 of fate."
  • "OMMMMM!"
  • "Go make your fate in the Crimson Tower, young ones!"

Ninji

  • "Ninji shield!"
  • "See ya!"
  • "I am the darkness!"
  • "Ninja double!"

Paint Guy

  • "The dancing was our downfall..."
  • "I slurped this fair and square!"
  • "Man I'm tired of red paint."
  • "How'd you find us?"
  • "We dances in circles, We slurps up da paint! If you think that's yer business, Trust me, it ain't!"
  • "OK, you got me. I give up. I regret my life choices."
  • "I'll return the paint I stole. It's like they say: you can't fight city hall. Or city plumbing."
  • "C'mon–let's head back to that Paint Star thing. After you, I insist."
  • "Take me back to the Paint Star, and I'll repaint it. I'll follow you."
  • "OK. I will now... un-slurp the paint from the Paint Star."
  • "You'll probably want to supervise me to make sure I don't try anything funny."
  • "There. Good as new."
  • "So, am I free to go?"
  • "Or is this... the end of the road? Heh..."
  • "DANG IT, JOHNSON! I TOLD you to pull up the anchor!"
  • "Hey, you down there! Think you could unsnag our anchor? Pretty please?"

Petea Piranha

  • "GLARBOK!"
  • "GLARBOK! (Knock it off!)"
  • "GLORGOK GLEP GLEP GLOP! (Can't you see I'm poisoning here?)"
  • "GLAK GLAW! (Sweet freedom!)"
  • "GLOMBO GLEEP GLA– (You shall rue the da–!)"
  • "GLORP GLAP? GORGLE ORGLE GLEP! (What am I thinking? These guys can't understand me anyway!)
  • "GLAKLAKLAKLAKLAK! (Mwahahahaha!)"
  • "GUUGUU GAAGAA?!'"'
  • "GOOGOO!"
  • "Gagaaaaa..."
  • "GAGGA GAGGA!"

Princess Peach

  • "Ahh... it's nice to be on dry land again."
  • "We... have come to the right place, haven't we? Port Prisma?"
  • "I thought this was supposed to be a tourist destination. It seems a little... quiet, don't you think?"
  • "Speaking of Mario... what's he doing?"
  • "Mario! We're here! Come on out!"
  • "Oh! That WAS quite a storm last night, wasn't it? You poor thing."
  • "There's my Mario! Much better."
  • "All right, let me just take another look at this... letter."
  • "Oh, I just can't bear to think about what I'm really holding—a folded-up colorless Toad!"
  • "The only clue we have is that he was postmarked here in Port Prisma."
  • "Sounds like a plan."
  • "But I've got a bad feeling about this place. Let's proceed with caution."
  • "Now who would just leave a crate in front of the stairs like this? It's blocking our way into town!"
  • "White letters on a white sign? That's, like, Bad Design 101! Who approved this layout?"
  • 'Don't make me take that hammer away from you, because I will, mister!"
  • "Wow, this is a real ghost town."
  • "This can't be right. Are you sure this is Prisma Fountain, Toad?"
  • "There's no mistaking the postmark on this poor Toad... He was definitely mailed from Port Prisma."
  • "But who could have done such a thing?"
  • "Look at that! Some kind of... device... just rose out of the fountain!"
  • "Maybe you should take a closer look at it..."
  • "Huh... Is that a... paint can?"
  • "Let's see what's inside. Try opening the lid!"
  • "Oh, right. You need a specialized tool to open a paint can like that."
  • "Well, the only tool we have is a bit more... blunt... but maybe it's worth taking a swing?"
  • "We're so sorry! It's just that... We thought you were a paint can. So we tried to open you up..."
  • "Oh, um... We're actually here to investigate a strange letter we received from your town."
  • "Only... it's not an ordinary letter. It's a Toad... drained of color and postmarked from Port Prisma."
  • "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Princess Peach from the Mushroom Kingdom."
  • "And this is my... friend Mario. He jumps on things and hits them with a hammer when necessary."
  • "And I also have a very bright and hardworking retainer around here somewhere..."
  • "What was that?!"
  • "That sounded like Toad! He might be hurt or in trouble!"
  • "We're coming, Toad!"
  • "That was Toad screaming! Hurry, we've got to find him!"
  • "Goodness! What is that thing doing to him?!"
  • "TOAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  • "Poor..."
  • "Toad..."
  • "Oh, poor Toad..."
  • "Everyone, a moment of silence, please..."
  • "Really? You can revive him with paint? That would be a miracle!"
  • "He... won't come back as some kind of freaky zombie Toad, right?"
  • "Oh, Toad. I'm so glad you're OK. Without your colors, we could hardly recognize you."
  • "Oh, that's wonderful news. I was a little worried, because the fountain looked completely dry when we woke you up."
  • "Mario! There's another colorless figure over there!"
  • "We can't just leave him like that... What should we do?"
  • "Um... Don't cry... paint can."
  • "Maybe we could help you find the, uh... what were they called? Big Paint Stars?"
  • "He's right. We definitely owe him a favor."
  • "And besides... I have a feeling that this is related to OUR mystery: the poor Toad who was mailed to us!"
  • "What do you say, Mario? Will you help Mr. Can?"
  • "May you stay crisp in the face of crumpling adversity."
  • "Come see me anytime you're feeling a bit wrinkly."
  • "I can help flatten you out and restore your HP."
  • "How's it going so far, Mario? Have you recovered that Paint Star for Huey yet?"
  • "Oh, thank you... purple Toad."
  • "We are a bit tired after all of this excitement, so we will take you up on that offer."
  • "Good luck, Mario. Don't hesitate to come visit me here if your health runs low."
  • "Or if you need some good old-fashioned encouragement. Go, Mario!"
  • "Look, Mario. Isn't this a quaint room? How adorable!"
  • "I hope you don't mind me resting here while you and Huey go after Paint Stars."
  • "Thank you, Huey."
  • "Welcome back."
  • "Let me flatten your crinkling."
  • "There! Fresh as the day you were painted. Come back anytime!"
  • "Mario! Huey! Oh, thank goodness!"
  • "Understood. But you look terrible! At least let me fix you up first."
  • "We're almost out. Keep moving!"
  • "OK, Mario and Huey... your turn!"
  • "Your turn, Huey! Come on!"
  • "Aww, everyone looks so happy..."
  • "I'm so glad that peace has finally returned to Prism Island!"
  • "Thank you for everything, Mario."
  • "Wait... that's Bowser! And his minions!"
  • "I hope they've learned their lesson this time."
  • "What's wrong? You look so sad..."
  • "You're thinking about Huey, aren't you?"
  • "I know he's still out there somewhere... watching over all of Prism Island..."
  • "I think he's happy. I can feel it."

Pry Guy

  • ""Journal of Justice""
  • ""From the shadows of...darkness, a hero arises to protect those who cannot protect themselves.""
  • ""This hero harnesses the power of justice to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked.""
  • ""Plus he looks really, REALLY cool, and everybody wants to be best friends with him.""
  • ""When bad guys appear... he fights without fear!""
  • "Here comes a bad guy now! Let's see how you like this..."
  • "HARDCOVER JUSTICE MISSILE!"

Purp

  • "Mario! This here is an important spot for me and my five best friends."
  • "Back in the day, the six of us used to gather here and play, tell jokes, sing songs, eat ice cream... You name it!"
  • "We were the six best friends anyone ever did see! But eventually we all got busy with our own lives, and we drifted apart."
  • "And then, out of nowhere, I get this letter from one of my friends!"
  • "It was my old friend Piper who sent me the letter."
  • "He never said much, but he had the most... magnetic personality. You couldn't help but love him."
  • "But it wasn't just a letter that he sent me... There was something else in the envelope. A SEED!"
  • "I'm gonna try planting the seed here in our old hangout."
  • "He said when its flowers bloom, we'll all be able to meet here again. I figure it's worth a shot."
  • "Maybe we'll all meet again when the flowers bloom, just like Piper said in his letter!"
  • "Redd! Long time no see!"
  • "Yeah yeah, I planted the seed he sent too. And lo and behold, we got a couple of sprouters!"
  • "Check out how well the seed we planted is doing!"
  • "And look! The tree's really growing fast!"
  • "Woo!"
  • "Finally! Some flowers!"
  • ""When flowers bloom in our old meeting spot, I'm certain we'll meet again"..."
  • "Well, we did what the letter asked! Now what?"
  • "Check it out! That seed we got from Piper really did blossom!"
  • "Now that you're here, Yella, surely Piper can't be far behind! I can't wait until we're all together again!"
  • "WHAT?!"
  • "STOP, MARIO!"
  • "Piper laughed!"
  • "Hahahah!"

Redd

  • "Oh, Mario, you restored my color! Thanks so much!"
  • "I've gotta run. Places to be! Good luck out there!"
  • "Yo, Big Purp! Been a minute!"
  • "I was so pale, I was thinkin' about changin' my name to Whyte! But thanks to Mario, I'm good as Redd."
  • "So I heard you got a letter from Piper? Something about how if flowers bloom here, we could all meet again?"
  • "I can't wait until we get some flowers bloomin' in this pot!"
  • "Y'know, hearing from Piper really take me back to the old days..."
  • "It's funny... I remember one time, way before I knew Piper all that well..."
  • "Field day was coming up, and I was trying to get in shape. So I was working out, and I ran into Piper..."
  • "He did his little "foo foo foo" laugh, and I figured he was making fun of me, which made me train even harder. I trained like crazy!"
  • "And then the field-day race comes, and it turns out my training was all for nothin'! I'm running in last place the whole time!"
  • "But when we get close to the finish line, Piper is in the lead, and he just falls down all of a sudden, tripping everyone but me!"
  • "It seemed kind of fishy, so after I won, I asked Piper if he fell on purpose to let me win."
  • "But Piper just got this look on his face like "naw man," and started laughing."
  • "That was really how our friendship started. I still think he fell down and tripped everyone else so I could win."
  • "Greenie! It's been so long!"
  • "Are you here because you heard about Piper's letter?"
  • "Wow! It looks like we really are getting the band back together!"
  • "Yella! You're late, fella!"
  • "WHAT?!"
  • "No! He just lost his paint! We can get Mario to paint him again!"
  • "Piper... The flowers are falling off!"
  • "Piper..."
  • "It's just like the good old days! We're all together again in our hangout spot!"
  • "Wait a minute... Did you fall down on purpose again?"

Roy Koopa

  • "Thanks for the paint, old man! Bahaha! Don’t worry - you’ll get it back soon enough…"
  • "Oh, but I almost forgot. We gotta do one more thing before I give back the paint."
  • "All right! Now we’re ready to rock and roll!"
  • "Here comes your paint, buddy. I told you I’d give it back to you."
  • "Buckle up, buttercup!"
  • "Bahaha! Check it out - I’m gonna splat you with your own paint. How’s that for irony? Yeah, I know what irony is. BOOM. Knowledge is power, so I started going to night school."
  • "Bah! This is too slow. Hey, guys, just bring me all of the paint at once!"
  • "There we go! Ooh, that’s mixing up real nice… Get ready for a blackout!"
  • "Bahahaha! What are you even doing? Can't you even see where you're aiming? What am I saying? Of course you can't!"
  • "Aw MAN! You figured it out! No matter. I’ll just have to stomp you the old-fashioned way!"
  • "No more Mr. Nice Roy!"
  • "Gwaaah! How’d you DO that? I took all your paint, and you didn’t even flinch! You weren’t even afraid of the black paint! You may have defeated me, but Lord Bowser won’t fall so easily! Nap time!"

Shady Sledge Bro

  • "HOLD IT!"
  • "Leave this to me, fellas."
  • "You got a lotta guts coming here by yerself, Mario."
  • "I like yer style."
  • "You and me! Mano and mano!"
  • "I got this! Y'all hang back!"
  • "So this is how it ends..."
  • "If only... I coulda sat on "it"... just once."
  • "Urghhhh..."
  • "No mercy!"
  • "Hold it!"
  • "I lost my scarf, my gloves, AND my socks! If it weren't for these shades, I'd be naked!"

Shield Guy

  • "En garde!"
  • "I'm the hammer jammer, baby!"
  • "Shield ready!"
  • "This pathetic weakling begged us to slurp him out of his misery!"
  • "Your turn to beg, pretty boy!"

Shunned Guy

  • "My favorite color is slurple!"
  • "Paint and suffering...'"'
  • "Not fire! Anything but fire!"

Shy Guy

  • "You messed up, fleshface!"
  • "You're lucky I misplaced my straw..."
  • "Once smitten, twice shy..."
  • "Red just isn't your color."
  • "One card shy of a full deck!"
  • "I own you now!"
  • "Thanks for the card, fleshface!"
  • "I'm taking this to the pawn shop!"
  • "Jelly of my yelly?"
  • "Don't call me yellow!"
  • "Hello, yellow!"
  • "Shy Guys 4 life!"
  • "Go, go, indigo!"
  • "Feeling blue?"
  • "Blue streak!"
  • "A bolt from the blue!"
  • "Gimme your paint!"
  • "Gang green!"
  • "Shy-yaaa!"
  • "I'm a green, mean, fighting machine!"
  • "Think pink."
  • "It's so cute that you're trying."
  • "Don't worry–everyone's bad at first."
  • "Is this your first battle?"
  • "Action Commands are for losers!"
  • "Hng..."
  • "Hey, you..."
  • "You wanna here a juicy secret? Just come a little closer... That's it..."
  • "SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!"
  • "Where'd my straw go?"
  • "You want to here that juicy secret?"
  • "I wear a mask because I'm afraid to put myself out there..."
  • "Mario! In here! Help me!"
  • "Oh, Mario. My heeeeero."
  • "HAHAHA! Did you here that squeaky, annoying voice? I totally CRUSHED that Toad impression!"
  • "Is this that café with the really overrated coffee? Can't wait to waste my hard-earned coins on it!"
  • "Is this line even moving? SOOOO BOOOOOORED."
  • "You trying to cut in line?! UNFORGIVABLE!"
  • "I love lines! I don't even know what this line is for! Don't even care!"
  • "I was so excited about being first in line that I forgot I'm allergic to coffee!"
  • "Owwwwwwwwwwww... I burned mah mouf on the coffee."
  • "This coffee is really expensive, but at least it's... drinkable. *gulp*"
  • "Dude, if that knife and fork on the sign fell off... Eeeeeeh... I don't even want to think about it."
  • "What? You want my seat? Buzz off, plumber boy!"
  • "I got nervous having so many people in line behind me, so I just ordered the first thing on the menu..."
  • "We'll see about that!"
  • "Perfect landing!"
  • "What a tremendous battle!"
  • "Who's the captain here?"
  • "We came prepared!"
  • "Working overtime!"
  • "Heave ho, log throw!"
  • "We're gonna roll ya!"
  • "Battle! ROYAAAAAL!"
  • "Ahem. Sorry, what I meant to say was..."
  • "The Golden Coliseum is currently in the middle of a Battle Royal."
  • "I just got caught up in the drama of it all."
  • "Run for it!"
  • "Can't stop, won't stop..."
  • "WAIT!"
  • "Round and round and round and..."
  • "Anyway, if you come back later, you can fight battles and win fabulous prizes. Such as..."
  • "A Big Paint Star!"
  • "Mario?"
  • "Did that paint can just call you Mario, Mario?"
  • "Just as I thought!"
  • "You've already been preregistered for the next Battle Royal!"
  • "Please enter through the door to your right and stop by the pre-screening desk. Good luck!"
  • "The spectator seats are being cleaned right now. Please come back later."
  • "If you want to enter the competition, you'll need to visit the registration desk to the right."
  • "Bro, let me clear something up for you. You don't have what it takes. No offense."
  • "*sniff* You reek of self-confidence. And you have a face. You'd make a terrible Shy Guy."
  • "I just know I could win the Battle Royal if I had the right weapon..."
  • "Aw, who am I kidding? I never make it past the entrance quiz."
  • "This is so weird. I definitely left in RIGHT HERE."
  • "How could you lose it? Do you even know how annoying it was to go to Marmalade Valley to steal it in the first place?!"
  • "Man, it was JUST here. It's gotta be in the Coliseum somewhere..."
  • "Guys. GUYS. Calm down and FO-CUS."
  • "Shai!"
  • "Guyzzz!"
  • "So then the guy turns around and starts running, right? And I can just tell, he's shaking in his boots!"
  • "The champ is circling in, and this guy isn't even looking at him! He's looking at the ground!"
  • "Next thing you know, he turns around, sprints under the champ's legs, and runs to the back wall!"
  • "No way!"
  • "What happened next?"
  • "Guys. I'm right here. Stop talking about me in the third person!"
  • "This is my dressing room. But I'm locked out right now."
  • "Good sign before my big fight, right?"
  • "Welcome to the Battle Royal prescreening desk. I'm here to weed out the unqualified."
  • "Now, this is gonna be really easy. I'm just gonna ask you one question."
  • "Are you bad to the bone?"
  • "Now, just a minute. That may have been confusing. Because sometimes bad means good, right?"
  • "Let me rephrase. Would you say you have a bone to pick with your enemies?"
  • "Have you boned up on various battle techniques?"
  • "Can you feel it in your bones?"
  • "You catch my drift?"
  • "All right! You're gonna be a real bone cruncher out there–I just know it."
  • "Just hop on the elevator, and it'll take you where you need to go. Good luck out there!"
  • "Oh? Is that so?"
  • "Well, no bones about it... you're not qualified to fight."
  • "Come back when your inventory isn't so bare bones."
  • "In the meantime, the spectator seats might be a better fit for you."
  • "Just hop on the elevator when you want to give the Battle Royal another shot. Good luck!"
  • "The spectator seats are this way. Watch your step, though–lotta disgruntled losers in there."
  • 'You can take the stairs to get to the upper deck."
  • "Just watch out for the folks who already washed out of the battle. They're not happy about it."
  • "This thing looks super dangerous."
  • "But no one's ever had any luck against the champion with it..."
  • "I wonder how you use this one?"
  • "Man, weapons are so sweet. I wish I had one of my own..."
  • "And you'll never guess what happened when he got to the back wall."
  • "He started attacking boxes like they were enemies or something!"
  • "Like, was he looking for something? What's in the boxes? No one knows!"
  • "Bahaha!"
  • "Talk about losing your cool!"
  • "Hey! I really wanted to know what was in those boxes, OK?"
  • "Were those three yellow Toads in my dressing room this whole time?! I feel so... violated."
  • "Oh, hey... This is the linen closet."
  • "But we, uh, need to... sanitize the linens before they can be used."
  • "We're not doing anything weird down here, so you should just leave and forget you saw us."
  • "HA! It's mine. It's all mine!"
  • "Sorry for the delay, boys."
  • "I got caught and had to take a leap off he balcony."
  • "But don't worry–I have... "it.""
  • "Boss!"
  • "We... ironed your sheets... for you, sir..."
  • "All my friends got in buckets and went to the show without me!"
  • "Now I'm going to miss the show!"
  • "Hurry up. The show's about to start!"
  • "Birdo's a bit past her prime, but she's still got the moves!"
  • "If you approach the drawbridge in a bucket, it'll raise automatically. Technology is something, ain't it?"
  • "The water here is so nice, it makes a guy want to obey the law!"
  • "Yeah! An important secret about the Violet Isles! Oops, I wasn't supposed to tell you that."
  • "NO WITNESSES!"
  • "YAHAHARRRRRRGH! Two fer the price of one!"
  • "Sir, yes, sir! Top to bottom, back to front!"
  • "Sir, yes sir! Stacking up!"
  • "This burger is ON POINT! *nom nom nom*"
  • "Eating this is like smooching a Draggadon! YOWZA!"
  • "Man, that was spicy. But it so was worth it..."
  • "We're not playing hooky–just taking a break. Gotta keep that work-life balance."
  • "It's easy to get too relaxed and start talking about top-secret work stuff."
  • "You gotta be careful, though. You never know who's listening."
  • "Apparently Magma Burgers are meant to look just like Redpepper Volcano!"
  • "I didn't even eat one! I just sat across from him!"
  • "We surrender!"
  • "We realize the errors in our ways!"
  • "So sorry!"
  • "The sky is heavy and cloudy again here in our world. It's the perfect climate sor doing some laundry."
  • "The post was in the way... so you just hit it, eh?"
  • "I hope that's not how you deal with all of the obstacles in your life."
  • "Welcome to our secret little parallel world!"
  • "Here's a handy tip: the pipe in the garden will take you back to the normal world."
  • "I hope you don't abuse this curious phenomenon to make trouble for us!"
  • "I want to hit that post, but I don't even have a hammer!"
  • "You hit the post. You're everything I wish I was."
  • "You can build a bridge there!"
  • "Rather than waiting for a miracle, you should roll up your sleeves and make your own path."
  • "You're not from around here, are you?"
  • "That tornado is so cool..."
  • "I wonder what it looks like in the quote-unquote normal world..."
  • "Don't waste your time on these posts. They're not going anywhere."
  • "What happened to the tornado?"
  • "I wonder if my hood is dry yet..."
  • "I know it's weird... but I LOVE this wall."
  • "I'll never forget you, wall... *sob*"
  • "HEY!"
  • "We weren't done rolling all the logs!"
  • "That's more like it!"
  • "We shovel the coal, breathing in harmful toxins as we're covered in smoke and ash."
  • "All while Mr. Larry just chills. Typical manager."
  • "You've come all this way. Won't you sit down and rest for a while?"
  • "Mario, please lend me an ear for just a moment."
  • "Don't you ever wish that you could escape from the hardships of your everyday life?"
  • "Take us, for example. Out of nowhere and with no notice, were ordered to attack the trainworks. Or attack the kitchen. No rhyme or reason!"
  • "Mario, every obstacle you've experienced has been the result of our hard and thankless work."
  • "I hope the guys upstairs realize just how much we actually do. Maybe next time, I'll just give them a straw and tell them to get to work!"
  • "I sit here and look out of this window at the evening sky, worn out at the end of every day... wishing that I could go to some faraway place."
  • "But I understand the reality. I'm in Bowser's army for life, so I'll just have to give up on my dreams..."
  • "Mario, I'll probably be ordered to attack you someday. And it'll be Bad Guy versus Good Guy. There's no point lying to ourselves."
  • "Thanks for listening, Mario. I'm sure we'll meet again... maybe as enemies."
  • "Mr. Larry has it good–taking a trip on a luxury train and getting to eat delicious hand-hammered meats?"
  • "I hope I'm that successful one day!"
  • "He said, "Who are you? And what are you doing in my volcano?""
  • "Now he said, "This is my living room. How would you like it if I just walked into YOUR living room?""
  • "He goes on. "I've got the temperature set just the way I want it in here.""
  • ""If you don't like it... TOO BAD! Don't even think about letting any of the heat out.""
  • ""Do you even know how much it costs to heat this place? The rocks don't melt themselves, you know.""
  • "I... I actually think he's wrong about that. The rocks DO melt themselves. But... he seems pretty mad anyway."
  • "Oh, he's giving you a warning. That's pretty thoughtful for an enemy!"
  • "He said, "I'm literally made of fire, and you're made of paper. Good luck, kindling. Bahaha!"
  • "So... maybe not as thoughtful as I originally thought."
  • "*gulp* It's so beautiful..."
  • "Hey! It took us three hours to stack up like this. Don't knock us over!"
  • "What are you doing?! If we fall down, we won't be able to get back up again!"
  • "Find your own spot!"
  • "Mario..."
  • "It's me, remember? You listened to my story that time on the Sunset Express."
  • "If it had to happen this way, I'm glad it was you..."
  • "This is fine."
  • "Welcome to the world-renowned Emerald Circus!"
  • "The show will start as soon as the house fills up. We only preform in front of sellout crowds!"
  • "But you're the only one here. Everyone else must be stuck in traffic..."
  • "Although I thought there was someone else here a minute ago..."
  • "There was a limit of 50 tickets for Shy Guys, and they're all sold out."
  • "I heard the ringleader is preparing a special surprise for this performance. I wonder what it is."
  • "This is the performers' entrance. You a performer? Nah, didn't think so."
  • "These guys aren't trained, so we can't put them in the circus yet. Their tongues are a liability."
  • "The Emerald Circus will start as soon as we've got a sellout crowd!"
  • "Just one person in line?"
  • "We can't perform until we have a packed house!"
  • "Oh yeah! Now that's an audience! It's going to be a full house!"
  • "Thank you all for waiting! Please go in and take your seats."
  • "WHAT?! Lemmy disappeared?! That's not in the script!"
  • "Oh geez! Oh no... We've gotta stall! Get out there and... do something!"
  • "Um, uh... Hey, folks."
  • "We're experiencing some technical difficulties. It seems that our main performer has vanished! Hehhhh..."
  • "So please enjoy this unscheduled intermission!"
  • "Boo! No intermissions! I want my money back!"
  • "How did he do that?! He just vanished into thin air!"
  • "I wonder if that magic wand is really magic. Looks fake to me."
  • "I had no idea Lemmy was going to vanish like that! What a showman!"
  • "The show got interrupted, and the audience is getting restless!"
  • "Someone's got to entertain them until the next performer is ready!"
  • "The Yoshis escaped during the confusion! They're a rough bunch, so be careful!"
  • "Go!"
  • "Ohhhhh!"
  • "BOO!"
  • "Aw yeah!"
  • "Whaaa?"
  • "I lost my bucket. That's why I'm hiding here."
  • "It's not a good plan, but it's the only one I've got..."

Shy Guy 4-Stack

  • "What's your problem, bub? You don't wanna stack up with us?"
  • "Ooooh, I bet you think you're soooo cool being a single Shy Guy!'"'
  • "We're only rollin' four deep. We need one more to be a 5-Stack, yo!"
  • "Enough talk. Stack 'im, boys!"
  • "Cripes, he ran away!"
  • "Ayy, check out the ratty mustache on this 1-Stack over here!"
  • "HAH! It looks like your upper lip found a Tanooki Suit!'"'
  • "STACK THIS CLOWN!"
  • "We need a fifth!"
  • "The power of paper!"
  • "4-stack 4 life!"
  • "Hey losers! Come stack with us! It'll be fun!"
  • "Not just fun—studies show that stacking in groups of five can increase HP and lower cholesterol!"

Shy Guy 5-Stack

  • "Five Shy Guys!"
  • "Fore!"
  • "Triple threat!"
  • "Double trouble!"
  • "Don't hurt me!'"'
  • "Not so fast!"
  • "Our clothes were in there! You ruined five perfectly good hoods!"
  • "You'll pay for this..."

Slurp Guy

  • "SLUUURP! *burp*"
  • "Strawmageddon!"
  • "Mmm... Red paint..."
  • "I'ma slurp your face off!"
  • "What's yellow and tastes like paint?"
  • "Paaaaaint..."
  • "This yellow ain't mellow!"
  • "Slurp it up!"
  • "Blue paint..."
  • "Gimme, gimme, gimme..."
  • "Must... steal... blue... paint..."
  • "I bleed blue!"
  • "It's so cute that you're trying."
  • "Don't worry–everyone's bad at first."
  • "Action Commands are for losers!"
  • "Mario?! What are you doing here?"
  • "Let's all drink paint."
  • "Paint tastes better in the country."
  • "Dancing helps us concentrate!"
  • "Hey, so... we're just gonna go ahead and attack you now. I mean... if that's cool."
  • "HANDS OFF MAH STRAW! It's more precious than life itself!"
  • "Yarr! No one interrupts a good old-fashioned keelhaulin' without payin' the price. Which is another keelhaulin'! Get him, boys!"

Slurp Snifit

  • "I like red paint best."
  • "The straw fits perfectly."
  • "I'm feeling a little gun-shy..."
  • "Yellow is my favorite color."
  • "Just stay calm..."
  • "There's, like, no blue paint in this entire volcano! How are we gonna make our quota?"

Snifit

  • "You're jealous of my mask. Admit it."
  • "You're in spitting distance!"
  • "Noxious fumes are nothing to me!"
  • "I could go for some go for some coffee..."
  • "Man, this place got way too popular. I used to eat here before it was cool."
  • "It wouldn't be brunch if you didn't spend two hours waiting outside beforehand!"
  • "I just want to meet the chef. He's a legend!"
  • "This place is so exclusive that even the chef can't get in."
  • "Need... coffee..."
  • "This is the line for the bathroom, right?"
  • "I wanna fight in the Battle Royal, but I just don't know if I've got what it takes. You know?"
  • "My guys are pumped and ready to fight. Just look at 'em!"
  • "I want you cheating as hard as you can for the Shai Guyz. Got it?"
  • "I hear they replaced the fountain with some garish teapot."
  • "Not really my thing. Tea is coffee's annoying little brother."
  • "I hear that some famous pop star is preforming in front of the fountain."
  • "The Shy Guys are all about it, but we Snifits are a little more... discerning."
  • "Hey, this is MY cool corner. It's the only place that's kind of sheltered from the face-melting heat out there. So bug off!"
  • "Got some good stuff here... How's 1000 coins sound?"
  • "Thanks. And you didn't get 'em from me"
  • "Congrats on winning the legendary prize!"
  • "Squeeze it as hard as you like."
  • "The legendary prize is all yours! Congratulations!"
  • "Your standard prize is through that red pipe there."
  • "Use it wisely."
  • "Come see us again, cutie!"
  • "LISTEN UP, MEN!"
  • "We've received report that the enemy has infiltrated our base."
  • "They'll be using covert tactics, so I want you to search this place from top to bottom, back to front!"
  • "Strong work, shy men! You found him."
  • "Now, listen up! Mario may look tough on paper, but he's not that tough... on paper."
  • "Stack up, soldiers! GO! GO! GO!"
  • "My men... Decimated!"
  • "Even when they stacked up, they didn't... stack up."
  • "Retreeeeeeeeeeeat!"
  • "Keep quiet! Or else I'll..."
  • "Well, I've already locked you in jail. There isn't actually much worse I can do without raising this game's age rating."
  • "But keep quiet anyway! OR ELSE!"
  • "Huh. I swear I put it right here..."
  • "What's going o–"
  • "Nice try, fleshface!"
  • "Ooh, I hope the chef comes and talks to me..."
  • "Aw man! I can barely even SEE the star from here!"
  • "Now that I'm here, I don't really see what the big deal is."
  • "I'm still waiting for coffee..."
  • "No talking. Only coffee."
  • "Cool star. But was it worth all that time in line? Absolutely."
  • "Don't move or we shoot!"
  • "YOU MOVED!"
  • "Sounds like the quotas are going up, too. I here we're gonna be making more of those black paint bombs..."
  • "No! My specially trained Fire Bros.! What have you done to them?!"
  • "Oh man... I'll never stop Mario at this rate."
  • "You fool! You haven't properly warmed up your shoulder!"
  • "What was that? Throw your fastball, man! Not this off-speed nonsense!"
  • "Well, so much for that team. Now I've got to start from scratch..."
  • "Man, would it kill Bowser to recruit just ONE minion with a decent throwing arm?"
  • "You know, it's good to move forwards, but sometimes you have to look back at where you've been, too."
  • "Did I sound like a life coach just then? Good! I've been working on opening a private practice."
  • "Ahhhhhh... I'm not even a Snifit anymore, man. I'm converting to a Soakit."
  • "Yeah, me too. Bowser works us too hard..."
  • "Whoa, you actually found this place? Respect."
  • "No bucket? No tunnel!"

Snifit or Whiffit Host

  • "Let's get ready to play..."
  • "Snifit or..."
  • "Whiffit!!"
  • "That's right, folks! It's that time once again!"
  • "I'm your host, Snifit."
  • "And our contestant today is... Why, if it isn't our old friend Mario!"
  • "There are seven rounds. Win at least four of the rounds, and you'll win the grand prize: a Mini Paint Star!"
  • "Win all seven rounds, and you'll be invited to participate in a special bonus round!"
  • "Use the cards you have on hand to answer the questions. And don't forget to paint them!"
  • "If you're not confident in your answer, you can always pass, but that'll count as an incorrect answer."
  • "So are you ready to play?"
  • "All righty. Please make your way to the contestant area!"
  • "Now let's get started!"
  • "Round 1!"
  • "Spinning Card!"
  • "Identify the card that you see!"
  • "Now, please answer using the cards you have in your hand!"
  • "Let's see how you did."
  • "So far, so good!"
  • "Every time you lose a round, the Urchin's razor-sharp spikes inch a bit closer to that bubble you're in."
  • "Round 2!"
  • "Kelp Cards!"
  • "We're going to show you three cards. You must identify all three!"
  • "Round 3!"
  • "Entwined Cards!"
  • "We're going to show you two cards. Identify both of them!"
  • "Congratulations. That's three correct now! Just one more to clear!"
  • "Round 4!"
  • "Paint That Card!"
  • "We're going to paint a card right in front of you."
  • "You'll need to choose the same card from your hand and then paint it the same amount we painted ours!"
  • "Congratulations! That's four right answers in a row with no misses!"
  • "You've already secured your prize, but keep going and try to get every question right for a shot at that legendary prize!"
  • "Round 5!"
  • "Card Roulette!"
  • "We're going to show you three cards. Identify all three of them!"
  • "Round 6!"
  • "Falling Cards!"
  • "We're going to show you three cards! Identify all three!"
  • "Incredible! You've won all six rounds so far!"
  • "Here we go. Our seventh round."
  • "Get this one right, and you'll earn the right to try the bonus round! Good luck!"
  • "Round 7!"
  • "Card Recall!"
  • "First, we'll show you four cards. Remember all of them!"
  • "Now, tell us which card disappeared!"
  • "Congratulations! You bested all seven rounds!"
  • "Well, Mr. Perfect. You've earned the right to challenge the bonus round."
  • "Get all three questions correct, and you'll receive an extravagant legendary prize you can't find anywhere else!"
  • "But get even one wrong, and it's an instant game over and you're save file will be erased forever!"
  • "Just kidding! But seriously, if you get one wrong, it'll be game over and you won't get credit for clearing the other rounds. You in?"
  • "Of course you are! Here we go!"
  • "Bonus Round - Part 1!"
  • "Falling Cards 2!"
  • "We're going to show you three cards. Try to identify all three! Good luck!"
  • "Great work. Let's keep it going!"
  • "You're running low on paint. Want to buy some for 100 coins?"
  • "Fill 'her up!"
  • "Bonus Round - Part 2!"
  • "Kelp Cards 2!"
  • "This is it, folks! The final question of the bonus round!"
  • "Bonus Round - Part 3!"
  • "Card Recall 2!"
  • "First, we'll show you three cards. Try to remember EVERYTHING about the following scene."
  • "OK, which card was the Cheep Cheep holding?"
  • "Incredible! You cleared the bonus round!"
  • "Congratulations, Mario! You are our newest Snifit or Whiffit champion! Now go and claim your legendary prize!"
  • "Until we meet again, Mario. And for all of you watching at home, we'll see you next time on... Snifit or... Whiffit!"

Soggy Guy

  • "Unnnnnnngh..."
  • "I know you're supposed to be the enemy and stuff, but... thanks for scrapping those guys."
  • "I might be all soggy now, but I'd rather be soggy than stacked with them.'"'
  • "They say that one guy can't make a difference. That I should be another cog in the machine.'"'
  • "But I don't care what they think! I'm living my life as a single layer of Shy Guy awesomeness!'"'
  • "Oh scrap! A talking paint can?!"
  • "I must've hit my head harder than I thought. You better take this before I pass out."
  • "These colors don't run. Oh, wait..."
  • "I'll smear ya!"
  • "So soggy..."
  • "Why's everything so blurry?"

Sombrero Guy

  • "Fear the sombrero!"
  • "I'm all hat, ALL CATTLE!'"'
  • "How do you day? Ah, yes. Attack!'"'
  • "Passionate arpeggio of DOOM!"

Spike

  • "This is going to hurt!"
  • "My lips are chapped..."
  • "I'm not big–my shell's just small!"
  • "Dodge this!"
  • "Whoa! So "it" really exists. I... I never seen nothin' like it before!"
  • "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
  • "YESSIR!"
  • "Bomb squad reporting for battle!"
  • "Whenever I see the exhaust funnel on an engine, I get a weird urge to stuff something into it."
  • "But if I plugged it, the smoke would stop coming out and I'd get into trouble with Mr. Larry..."

Spike Guy

  • "Can't squish me!"
  • "Hattack!"
  • "I hat you so much."
  • "Oh no! Please don't jump on me!"
  • "It's a bridge–get over it!"
  • "M-Mario?!"
  • "How'd you get on this ship?!"
  • "We've got a stowaway here, boys! Get 'im!"
  • "Oi! Look who it is, boys! Mr. Big Nose is here to stick his giant smeller where it doesn't belong!"
  • "Buzz off, mega-schnoz! We're searchin' for somethin' important on this here ship!"

Spike Top

  • "Look who grew a spike!"
  • "I'm basically invincible!"
  • "Only got one spike. Only need one."
  • "Jumps welcome."

Spiny

  • "Go, Team Spiny!"
  • "Need some foot acupuncture?"
  • "Go ahead–stomp me!"
  • "Lookin' sharp!"

Swoop

  • "Swoop!"
  • "Swoooop..."
  • "Nyah, nyah, you can't fly!"
  • "Woops!"

The Emerald Circus Ringleader

  • "Ladies and gentlemen, Toads and Shy Guys, plumbers of all ages!"
  • "You are moments away from experience the Emerald Circus in all its glory!"
  • "Without further ado, allow me to introduce our first act. It's the show everyone's talking about..."
  • "Lemmy's Super Illusion Show!"
  • "Aaaaaaaaaaand we're back! Thanks for your patience, folks."
  • "Please put your hands together for..."
  • "The Mario and Huey-gee Super Funtime Show!"
  • "Don't be shy, fellas!"
  • "Oh, that was just classic, Mario."
  • "And now... the moment you've all been waiting for... The Emerald Circus main act!"
  • "These (potentially) death-defying performances will keep you on the edge of your seat!"
  • "And with that, let's get this party started!"
  • "Please welcome to the stage..."
  • "A terrifying green beast with eight heads, sixteen eyes... and one wheel!"
  • "The trick-riding, introverted UNICYCLE SHY GUUUUUUUUYS!"
  • "Well, THOSE guys are fired. Speaking of fired..."
  • "Let's give an unseasonably warm welcome to our next guests..."
  • "The fire-breathing dino beasts and their miserable trainerrrrrrr!"
  • "What's this? Who let that Yoshi out?!"
  • "Poor Mario! That Yoshi ate your precious card, didn't he?!"
  • "Mario expertly guards himself against the Yoshi's ravenous appetite!"
  • "UH-OH! You done it now, Mario!"
  • "Without a trainer, Wild Dino Rhinos start RAAAAAAAAGING! Hang on to your mustache!"
  • "Ooh! It's a backup trainer. Lucky you."
  • "Let's keep this party rocking!"
  • "It's a balancing act the likes of which the world has never seen!"
  • "Say hello to the iron-shelled Buzzy Beetle Tower of TERROR!"
  • "WHAT?! They lost their balance?! That's not in the script!"
  • "Ahem... And now for the final act!"
  • "The high-flying acrobatic bad boys... the Trampoline Shy Guys!"
  • "Eeeeeh?! The Trampoline Shy Guys fell down!"
  • "What a breathtaking show! Put your hands together for all of our performers tonight!"
  • "And that's our show, folks! Many thanks to the stars of our show tonight... Mario and Hueeeey!"
  • "Thanks for joining us tonight. Don't forget to stop by the merch table on the way out!"

The Shy Bandit

  • "You'll never take me alive!"
  • "I thought I took care of you..."

Toad

  • "Guys! We're here!"
  • "So this is the famous Port Prisma. It's so peaceful! And quiet. Really quiet..."
  • "Uh, where is everybody?"
  • "Yeah... weird. I even let them know we were coming."
  • "You'd think they'd prepare a warmer welcome for Princess Peach and the world-famous Mario!"
  • "Hah! You look like a used gum wrapper!"
  • "Iron yourself out, man!"
  • "Not to worry, Princess. I've read the Port Prisma guidebook cover to cover!"
  • "We'll want to head to Prisma Fountain in the center of town. It's a big tourist attraction!"
  • "From there, maybe we'll run into some locals who can help us."
  • "Let's get out of the marina and head for the fountain!"
  • "So... we have to break this crate? THAT'S original."
  • "Let's not make this crate another statistic. There's got to be a better way."
  • "Ah, now we're talking. Looks like there's something up on that box."
  • "Think you can jump up there and check it out, Mario?"
  • "Score! This totally makes up for me accidentally tossing your hammer overboard during the voyage!"
  • "I bet it works just like your old one. Try pressing B Button to swing it."
  • "Sorry, crate. You gave us no choice."
  • "Let's go check out the town!"
  • "According to my guidebook, the fountain is "a glorious rainbow of happiness and joy.""
  • "So, um... Yeah, this doesn't feel right. I'll take a look around and see if I can find someone."
  • "AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!"
  • "STOP IT!"
  • "My... my beautiful colors..."
  • "Mario... Help me!"
  • "I... I can't feel my pants!"
  • "But I did... find something... that might come in... handy..."
  • "Take these... and remember me... fondly..."
  • "I'M ALIVE!"
  • "And I can feel my pants! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!"
  • "So, this can here just saved my life? I knew all that recycling would pay off one day!"
  • "Hey, just in case we get ambushed by any more freaks with bendy straws..."
  • "Where exactly are we supposed to find this magical life-giving paint you speak of?"
  • "Yeah! So, I guess we just needed to turn it on or something, right? It was definitely dry when we got there."
  • "Paint Stars? I don't know what a Paint Star is, but I definitely didn't see anything like that."
  • "I'm pretty sure he's ugly-crying in there."
  • "First of all, I don't really understand that analogy. And secondly, gross..."
  • "But thirdly, those Paint Stars do sound really important to you, and you DID just save my life."
  • "We're going to wait here for a while, Mario. Go paint the town red! And hopefully other colors too..."
  • "Be careful out there, Mario! If you're running low on HP, hurry back here to rest up. Don't be a hero!"
  • "I mean... DO be a hero! Just... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"
  • "Guys, we got one of the Big Paint Stars back–we need to celebrate! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
  • "Dance party!"
  • "Mario! Princess Peach has been kidnapped by Bowser! No one could have predicted this!"
  • "I know this is highly unusual, but can you help rescue her?"
  • "Whoa! What's that?"
  • "This... is a Holo-Peach!"
  • "You know... a self-delivering postcard shaped like Princess Peach. Obviously."
  • "She must have been able to get one quick message out just as she was being kidnapped."
  • "Well, at least we know she's OK. For now."
  • "All right! Without further ado, let's celebrate the return of the yellow Big Paint Star!"
  • "Everyone, get crazy!"
  • "I know we're all still tired from the last celebration, but we need to show the blue Big Paint Star how much we care..."
  • "LET'S DANCE!"
  • "OK! How about we blow off some steam, eh? To celebrate the revival of the purple Big Paint Star..."
  • "Let's shake it!"
  • "Just one Big Paint Star left! OK, let's celebrate the return of the orange Big Paint Star..."
  • "Everybody, get on down!"
  • "That's right! Now that all the Big Paint Stars are back, it's finally time to fight Bowser!"
  • "OK, let's celebrate the return of ALL the Big Paint Stars..."
  • "GET WILD!"
  • "Mario, this tree got sick, so the four guys that were here before left to find some sort of... tree medicine."
  • "They said they needed to find some flower called a Rainbow Carnation. Its pollen supposedly brings plants back to life!"
  • "But they said it only grows in super-dangerous, high-up, hard-to-reach places. I'm sure they'll be fine though."
  • "Oh, Princess Peach! I'm so relieved to see you! Thank you for everything, Mario!"
  • "Is that a card of... Black Bowser's Castle? But to make one of those, you'd have to wring out the entire castle!"
  • "Who in the world could have done that?"

Wendy O. Koopa

  • "*yawwwwwwwwwwn* Well, if it isn’t the man of the hour… You’re late. I’ve been waiting for you FOREVER, mister! I was beginning to think you’d stood me up. I thought to myself, ‘’Wendy, is Mario ever going to show up?’’ And then I dozed off. Anyway, Mr. Bowser sent me to stop you from getting your grubby little mitts on this Big Paint Star. And now that I’ve gotten some peaceful rest, it’s time to help you rest in peace!"
  • "Now, since you did come all the way to Fortune Island, I guess you must really like money, honey… Teehee! Get ready for payday!"
  • "All those coins, and you’re not even smiling! Well, I’ll smile big enough for the both of us. Take my picture, honey!"
  • "Now, get ready for something more valuable than coins. Let’s see one last big smile before I end this. Say cheese!"
  • "Here it comes! Wendy’s gorgeous golden ring! Protect your neck!"
  • "My golden ring has you in its embrace. Your face is priceless!"
  • "I’m tired of looking at your face, so how about I break it? Sound good?"
  • "WHAT?! Why can’t I beat you?!"
  • "Oh, FINE. You beat me. I get it. I can’t believe I came all the way out to this stupid island…waited in this cramped shell for days on end…only to lose! Well, at least I lost to you. Don’t tell Mr. Bowser I said this, but you’re kind of cute, Mario. Teehee…"

Yella

  • "It's about time!"
  • "I waited for six months to get into this silly café, and I ended up getting all my color drained..."
  • "All I wanted to do was to relax, sip some coffee, and reminisce about the good ol' days. Is that too much to ask?"
  • "There's too much aggressive action in this world! Mario, we need you to restore love and joy to Prism Island!"
  • "Hey, guyz!"
  • "Oh... You guys... didn't here?"
  • "Piper died."
  • "No, his color wasn't drained."
  • "His whole body turned brown... and he got all crunchy and crinkly..."
  • "He just... blew away like a fallen leaf in the wind. I think he'd been really sick for a long time."

Yoshi

  • "Yoshi! (Long time no see, Mario!)"
  • "Yoshi! (Thanks for helping be escape that haunted inn!)"
  • "Yoshi! (Just thinking about that place gives me the creeps!)"
  • "Yoshi! (I owe you BIG-time!)"
  • "Yoshi! (I came here to bust my friends out of this cage.)"
  • "Yoshi! (Though I'm not sure why they wanted to get out so badly.)"
  • "Yoshi! (I'll never get tired of this gilded cage! I could live in here forever!)"
  • "Yoshi! (Looking closely, that cage isn't as nice as I thought it was. I've decided I want to be a cage-free Yoshi!)"

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Other Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (2006, DS) • Mario Sports Mix (2010, Wii)
Role-playing games Paper Mario series Paper Mario (2000, N64) • Paper Mario: Color Splash (2016, Wii U) • Paper Mario: Sticker Star (2012, 3DS) • Paper Mario: The Origami King (2020, Switch) • Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004, GCN) • Super Paper Mario (2007, Wii)
Mario & Luigi series Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (+ Bowser's Minions (2003-2017, GBA/3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (2005, DS) • Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (2009, DS) (+ Bowser Jr.'s Journey (2018, 3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (2013, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam (2015, 3DS)
Other Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996, SNES)
Dr. Mario series Dr. Mario 64 (2001, N64)
Luigi's Mansion series Luigi's Mansion (2001, GCN) • Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (2013, 3DS) • Luigi's Mansion 3 (2019, Switch)
Educational games Mario is Missing! (1993, MS-DOS/SNES/NES)
Crossovers Mario & Sonic series Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (2007-2008, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (2009, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (2011-2012, Wii/3DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 (2019-2020, Switch/Arcade)
Itadaki Street series Fortune Street (2011, Wii)
Other Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix (2005, GCN) • Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition (2015, 3DS) • Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope (2022, Switch)
Donkey Kong franchise Platformers Donkey Kong Country series Donkey Kong Country (1994, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (1996, SNES)
Donkey Kong Land series Donkey Kong Land III (1997, GB)
DK series DK: King of Swing (2005, GBA) • DK: Jungle Climber (2007, DS)
Miscellaneous Donkey Kong 64 (1999, N64) • New Play Control! Donkey Kong Jungle Beat (Wii, 2008)
Racing games Diddy Kong Racing (1997, N64)
Canceled games Diddy Kong Pilot (2003) (GBA)
Yoshi franchise Platformers Yoshi's Island series Yoshi's New Island (2014, 3DS)
Other Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (2004, GBA) • Yoshi's Crafted World (2019, Switch)
Other Tetris Attack (1996, SNES) • Yoshi no Cookie (2003, GCN)
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Wario Land series Wario Land 4 (2001, GBA)
Other Wario's Woods (1994, NES/SNES) • Wario: Master of Disguise (2007, DS)
Super Smash Bros. series Super Smash Bros. (1999, N64) • Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GCN) • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008, Wii) • Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (2014, 3DS/Wii U) • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018, Switch)
TV series Donkey Kong Country • Super Mario World • The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 • The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (By character: Mario · Luigi · Others [A–K] · Others [L–Z])
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