List of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. For quotes from the remake, see here.

Ankoopa

• "Derr... No matter what you hit me with, you can't knock me down."
• "I think..."
• "AHH! How did THAT happen??? You guys are no slouches!"
• "Derr... Once in a while I get the urge to go nap under a roof. Then I'll rent myself a room."
• "Derrr...but even then, they're rarely big enough for me."

Beanbean troops

Hoohoo Village

• "You fiends!!!"
• "We... We've found you at last! You scum! What have you done to Prince Peasley?!?"
• "Yes! There is no mistake! YOU kidnapped Prince Peasley!"
• "We have witnesses! Now confess, villains!"
• "What's that? You say you're Mario and Luigi?"
• "Lies! Bald-faced lies! The superstars of the Mushroom Kingdom would never come here!"
• "...Oh, dear. Oh, my! Ohhh, BOY! Pardon us, sirs! SO sorry!"
• "See, our kingdom's Prince Peasley was kidnapped by something..."
• "...Or so recent reports out of Hoohoo Village claim."
• "We have been looking for any sign of the perpetrator."
• "According to eyewitness accounts, the prince's kidnapper..."
• "...wore an odd helmet and spoke of mustard and fink-rats... That is all we have to go on."
• "If you come across anything, please let us know."
• "Reopen the investigation!"
• "G-Give back Prince Peasley!"

Beanbean Castle Town

• "Halt! You there! Halt! You can't just waltz on in here!"
• "The town has just been attacked! Which means the castle could be attacked at any moment!"
• "Lady Lima has instructed us not to allow anyone to enter the castle! Anyone whatsoever!"
• "Having said that, if you still wish to enter, you must explain your names and your motives!"
• "WHAT???"
• "YOU are the world-famous Mario!?!"
• "WHAT???"
• "And YOU are the legendary Luigi!?!"
• "Uh, Luigi who?!?"
• "Shh! I have no idea..."
• "If you really are the superstar Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom, then prove it!"
• "Th-That jump..."
• "No mistaking it!"
• "Th-This guy is really Mario???"
• "Shh! ...I can't be certain."
• "Anyway... What business would the famous Mario and Lui-uh... other guy have in this castle?"
• "Hmm! Ah! Ho ho!"
• "Huhhh?"
• "Ohhh!"
• "I see! Gotcha!"
• "What do they want?"
• "No clue..."
• "...Enough!"
• "Regardless of all that nonsense, you may not enter!"
• "Now begone!"
• "Prince Peasley's Rose!"
• "Are you friends of the prince?"
• "Umm, listen, I think maybe we ought to let these guys inside!"
• "Umm... OK. Taking into account that rose and your wacky story, we can allow you to enter!"
• "That was one wacky story! Woo!"
• "This is Beanbean Castle!"
• "Authorized personnel only!"
• "Hmmm!!! Well, look at this! A very Mario-esque fellow and a Loo...uh, some other guy!
• "Whaaaaaaat?!?"
• "What is it?"
• "Mario's gut is filled to the brim with Chuckola Reserve? It's sloshing around his insides?!? Gross!"
• "Th-That's terrible! And sort of disgusting! We must contact Lady Lima immediately!"
• "Hmm! By the way... What's Chuckola Reserve?"
• "Shh! I have no idea..."
• "I am so relieved that Queen Bean has recovered! Belly Blech worms are just so...BLECCCCCCHH!"
• "Up ahead USED to be where the Beanstar was kept..."
• "May no harm come to our fair Queen Bean."
• "We will guard this castle to ensure it is not attacked again. Of this I assure you."

Beanbean Outskirts

• "You can pass."
• "...Or so I have been instructed to say. Hmmph."

Beanish

Beanbean Castle Town

First visit

• "Th-The town was attacked... The horror..."
• "P-Please! Stop! Make it stop!"
• "We have to rebuild the town as soon as possible."
• "...Ca-Cackletta and the odd, ugly, helmet-wearing one... They lay waste to the town."
• "It... It was so sudden. There wasn't anything we could do..."
• "They attacked while the Beanbean troops were in Hoohoo Village searching for Prince Peasley..."
• "Cackletta went toward the castle after attacking the town... Queen Bean may be in danger!"
• "Apparently this is the only store that's going to stay open with the town in such a bad state."
• "It is said that the Beanstar is hidden up in Beanbean Castle."
• "What if... My gosh! What if Cackletta hopes to get her hands on the Beanstar? No! NOOOO!"
• "This is ordinarily a hip and cool fashion house, you know..."
• "But for the time being, I'm leasing the place out to her."
• "With the town in this state, we have to help each other best we can."^[sic]
• "Welcome to my temporary item shop. Sorry about the mess."
• "With the town in this state, I'm only staying open as long as customers keep coming."
• "So, what do you want to do?"
• "Come back anytime!"

Second visit

• "Oh! Yes! Yes! You are PERFECT!!! How about a picture!"
• "Right! Oh, yeah! Let's do it! I'll snap a great picture of you!"
• "Well? Want a picture taken?"
• "OK. One picture is 100 coins."
• "100 coins..."
• "Whaaaat? Noooo? You don't want your picture taken? Not at all?"
• "Oh! The life of an artist is so hard sometimes!"
• "OK... How about for... 50 coins?"
• "50 coins? OK?"
• "Oh, yes! Yes! I'm taking it! OK! Stand there on that mat! C'mon, now!"
• "All righty! Are you ready?"
• "Stand still!"
• "Don't go pressing ↑ ↓ ← or → on the + Control Pad to do some silly pose!"
• "All righty! Are you ready?"
• "Say CHEEP CHEEP!"
• "A lot of bugs decided to move into my old books, so I'm airing them all out."
• "It's cheap fumigation! Expose your books to sunlight and wind and it'll keep the bugs away."
• "Say! Have you heard? Oh, it's big news!"
• "Prince Peasley is supposedly risking his life on a dangerous secret mission."
• "I gotta say, I'd be devastated if anything were to happen to him! I just adore that guy!"
• "Maybe I can help him on his next secret mission!"
• "This room is nice, isn't it?"
• "It has a heater and a window and no old bath or toilet! It's 3 years old and 3 seconds to the cafe!"
• "...But as nice as it is, you can't have it. I just now rented it to that fellow over there."
• "The thing about this kingdom is that there are all kinds of beans buried deep down in the soil."'
• "Yeah, if you see a strange hollow in the ground, there's almost always something under there..."
• "Of course, digging down to get stuff is such a pain that nobody ever bothers to do it."
• "The town is back to normal, but now there's a ruckus up at the castle... What next?"
• "I sure hope nothing else terrible has happened..."
• "Nothing beats a cup every morning when you wake up. Without it, I think I'd just hate this town..."
• "Yes! As long as you wear clothes from this shop, you'll be known as a sharp-dressed man among men!"
• "As you can see, this is a fashion house frequented by celebrities of all kinds! Classy all the way!"
• "But I offer prices you'd never expect from a high-class boutique!"
• "So, uh, what do you want to do?"
• "If you didn't use something you bought, or have something you just don't need, I'll buy it off you!"
• "If you like selling stuff, then you should really try buying something! Shopping rules!"
• "Of course. Window-shopping is free."
• "I am perhaps this town's greatest intellect."
• "As present, it is the ancient Soybean civilization that has captured my focus and attention."
• "Would you like the hear my report on this great civilization of yore?"
• "Do you not think it wise to add to one's limited wisdom?"
• "The ancient Soybean civilization..."
• "The age of flying spin-beans, tunneling mole-beans, and fast-moving dash beans..."
• "Yes, all evidence points to this advanced bean civilization once gracing this land..."
• "And as for the whereabouts of the Beanstones, the heretofore hidden treasures of the Soybeans..."
• "I have perhaps stumbled across some astounding facts related to this matter."
• "I theorize this: That perhaps the Beanstones were indeed buried and still rest beneath this very town!"
• "I desire so greatly to dig this down to its foundations... and even deeper if I must!"
• "Yet how I am to guess where to begin digging? Where? The mind recoils at the thought!"
• "I ask you this: how happy would I be if the two of you were to dig up these artifacts for me?"
• "Quite happy indeed! Of course, I could perhaps reward you."
• "Can you find the jewels of the Soybean civilization, the Beanstones?"
• "Perhaps I might suggest you have not yet managed to fully tap your intellect in this matter?"
• "Fascinating! You are bold specimens!"
• "I theorize that there are actually 10 Beanstones waiting to be unearthed. Yes, indeed."
• "If you recover all 10 for me, perhaps I might reward you..."
• "By the by, my theory suggests the ancient Soybeans were, perhaps, rather on the short side..."
• "Perhaps such information may provide you a clue of some sort in your Beanstone search..."
• "Hmmmmm... I believe you still lack Beanstones... [number] of them, to be exact..."
• "If you obtain all 10 Beanstones that wait beneath this town, I may, perhaps, reward you."
• "By the way, my thesis suggests the ancient Soybeans were, perhaps, quite short..."
• "OHHHHH!"
• "You have found all 10 of the Soybeans' sparkling Beanstones!"
• "With this evidence, I can at last announce my hypothesis..."
• "Perhaps!"
• "Perhaps I should reward you for your endeavors!"
• "I believe that you will accept this reward I promised you!"
• "I think you two should follow my example so that you may one day understand the way of all things..."
• "...Perhaps!"
• "Things are finally back to normal here in town."
• "We've kept really busy trying to rebuild everything..."
• "Woohoo Hooniversity is the center of all scientific research in the Beanbean Kingdom."
• "Apparently it's southeast of the town... Not that I've been there."
• "I'd love to study up and become a researcher at Woohoo Hooniversity!"
• "Muh huh huh huh huh huh!"
• "Welcome... Despite appearances, this is most definitely a shop."
• "The product we deal in is information."
• "So, how would you like some quality information for only 100 coins?
• "How about it?"
• "Then I'll just take your coins."
• "Southeast of town is dear old Woohoo Hooniversity, the center for laughter research."
• "Everyone says Cackletta went there after stealing the Beanstar."
• "Muh huh huh... Huge news, baby! Hot off the press!"
• "The Mushroom Kingdom's Princess Peach is coming to visit this country!"
• "She's set to arrive shortly at Beanbean International Airport. You know, just south of town!"
• "From what I hear, the Hammerhead Bros. from Hoohoo Mountain recently moved in near here."
• "Apparently they were moving all sorts of luggage into a cave east of town!"
• "Princess Peach is going to visit Little Fungitown!"
• "Once she's prepared, she's going to depart from the entrance to Teehee Valley!"
• "One of the four Beanstar pieces fell onto this mysterious ship somewhere in Teehee Valley!"
• "One of the four Beanstar pieces fell south of town into Harhall's Studio. Or so people say..."
• "Of course, the only way to get to Harhall's Studio is to push that Boo statue..."
• "That's all the info I have."
• "If you ever find yourself at a loss, drop by. We'll always have fresh, tasty information waiting for you..."
• "Oh, my! Aren't you Mario and Luigi, the superstar brothers from the Mushroom Kingdom?"
• "Wow! You're even cooler in person! But, uh... Prince Peasley is way cooler than you! No offense!"
• "If you ever get homesick for the Mushroom Kingdom, you should visit Little Fungitown."
• "It's a town built by immigrants from the Mushroom Kingdom."
• "It's to the north of here, past Teehee Valley."
• "On the island out to sea, on the right edge of the map..."
• "There is a place where you can learn Hand Powers."
• "Did you know that?"
• "Then, how about this? On the bottom-right part of your map, where all the rocks are..."
• "There is a place where the Jellyfish Sisters will teach any who use Hand Power an incredible new technique."
• "Did you know that?"
• "I suppose that makes sense."
• "There's no reason you should know. ...In fact, I've only heard rumors of it myself."
• "Fine. You're no fun, smart guy."
• "Yo yo yo yo, Bros.! You two travelin' dudes!"
• "I am, like, HURTIN' over here! In a big, BIG way, Bros.!"
• "Can't you help a bean out?"
• "Weak! Then take off!"
• "Seriously, Bros., my little pet Beanlets up and took off on me! Poor little dudelets..."
• "If you can catch all 5 of 'em for me, I'll totally make it worth your while. You'll be like: "SCORE!""
• "Beanlets are all tiny and green and stuff, plus they're round. You can't miss 'em, seriously."
• "The thing is, they ain't, you know, super-motivated, so no way those li'l dudes would've left town."
• "Come on, Bros.! I KNOW you guys can take care of business! Get your super on!"
• "Yo yo yo! Way to go, Bros.! Only [number] more to go!"
• "Beanlets are all tiny and green, and they're round and stuff. You can't miss the li'l dudelets, seriously."
• "Hurry up and find 'em! No time to chill, Bros.!"
• "Yo! My poor little Beanlet buddies! You got 'em all back for me!"
• "Yo, many thanks, Bros.! I'm practically cryin', I'm so relieved these dudelets are safe!"
• "Anyway, right ON, Bros.! Here's the reward I promised you!"
• "You tellin' me not to let my Beanlets loose? Oh! Right! Gotcha! Thanks, Bros., and good luck!"
• "Supposedly the shop in Little Fungitown has lots of products that we don't carry here."
• "Welcome to the item shop! We have anything you could want!"
• "So, what do you want to do?"
• "Come back anytime!"
• "Sheesh! For some reason, my grandpa has been saying really bizarre things lately."
• "Maybe it's just his age. But he's so loud there's no ignoring him."
• "I bet if you press the and Buttons simultaneously, you'll both switch to the Solo Jump icon."
• "I bet that's useful for when there are little ledges you have to get up. Just a thought..."
• "Um, excuse me, guys... This is kind of a dumb question, but, um..."
• "You know when you jump on the other guy?"
• "Well, what if just then, when the other guy was about to get, you know, jumped on..."
• "What if he moved out of the way at the last second? What would happen? Don't you ever wonder?"
• "Not that I need an answer... I wouldn't spend too much time thinking about it or anything."
• "If there's ever anything you don't understand, you should ask the town's super-expert."
• "Of course, he doesn't give out super-advice for free. I'm sure he'll ask for a little bit of that..."
• "The most important thing to do when traveling overseas is save. That's right. Save."
• "They say that saving is the best traveler's insurance around."

Woohoo Hooniversity

• "EEEEEEEEEK!"
• "Run!"
• "Ca-Cackletta and her crew snuck into the Hooniversity!"
• "They transformed all of the Hooniversity's professors into monsters..."
• "Uggghhh..."

Beanbean International Airport

• "All the rumors around town suggest a huuuuuuge VIP celebrity is coming from the Mushroom Kingdom."
• "I'm gonna get photographic evidence and sell it for big bucks to the town know-it-all! Great plan, huh?"
• "Beanbean Air is busy with repairs at the moment. None of our planes are flying."
• "I'm terribly sorry, but Chuckola Cola is prohibited on airplanes. Any soda will be CONFISCATED!"
• "As a botanist, I must say I am quite interested in these Piranha Plants, loathsome as they may be."
• "Water can be easily extracted from the petals of the Piranha Plant. Did you know that? It's true."
• "The plants are said to hide below-ground so as not to be shocked by lightning when wet."

Beanbean Outskirts

• "When I was just a little spore, I used to love playin' tricks."
• "I used to tickle my friends from behind when they had water in their mouths."
• "Gosh, that was a funny move! They'd laugh...and then they'd spew out water everywhere."
• "I'd never do that now, of course, but it sure was fun when I was a kid. Ah, the memories..."

Teehee Valley

• "Sometimes, I get such a craving for this shop's Ultra Mushrooms..."
• "...that I brave the many dangers of the desert just to come buy them. I'm crazy like that."
• "The Ultra Mushrooms sold here are of the very finest quality!"
• "They are a local specialty that are only sold here. I think."

Gwarhar Lagoon

• "Sirs! You're after Gigi and Merri, aren't you!"

Harhall's Studio

• "YAAARF!"
• "Im-Impossible! No WAY am I working with explosive colors like those!"
• "Burrrr-urrrrp! Water... Drank...too much water..."

Blablanadon

• "Fooooools!!!"
• "What're you kicking that for? That's a really rare stone! It's called a Hoohoo Block!"
• "And I'll tell you, anyone who tries to kick a Hoohoo Block down the mountain is a thief in my book!"
• "Huh? My name? Oh... Right! I'm called Blablanadon!"
• "...Whuzzat? The townsfolk are all worried about me? Really? But I didn't mean to make them worry!"
• "See, what happened is this: I saw Prince Peasley and followed him up here..."
• "And then I saw that this huge egg that appeared! I was shocked! I was speechless! Which is rare!"
• "So anyway, I've just been here keeping this poor egg warm ever since! Yup, that's the deal."
• "I think something will hatch out of it pretty soon! That's what happens with eggs!"
• "Oh! It's here! It's time! Oh, wow! It's about to hatch! I can't take the suspense!"
• "Ack! Well, THAT'S a shock! Talk about one crazy egg!"
• "Th-this incredibly dazzling man is none other than Prince Peasley!!! What happened to you?!?"
• "I'll take you up to the summit!"
• "Want to go to the summit?"
• "You'll have to walk back down from the summit, OK?"

Bink

• "Hrmm! Hrmm! I am Bink! Nice to meet you!"
• "If you get 10 Barrel points, you can be my sidekick. You win, I win...we all win!"
• "Want to Barrel?"
• "Just line up barrels of the same color. Line them either vertically or horizontally."
• "I will show you how, so give it a try. It is not so difficult."
• "Mario, you use Left and Right on the + Control Pad."
• "Luigi, you use Up and Down."
• "Try taking ten steps each."
• "Next, I will show you how to move barrels. How exciting!"
• "Hold the Button and press the + Control Pad Up or Down to move Mario's vertical line."
• "Hold the Button and press the + Control Pad Left or Right to move Luigi's horizontal line."
• "Mario, try moving some barrels. Do not fear them!"
• "Hold the Button and press the + Control Pad Up or Down."
• "Now it is your turn, Luigi."
• "Hold the Button and press the + Control Pad Left or Right to do your thing!"
• "Hrmm! Hrmm! I am such a good teacher! I amaze myself sometimes!"
• "Why don't you work up a sweat moving barrels until you get used to the rules."
• "Press START when you're ready to quit."
• "Then practice to the content of your heart."
• "Press START when you are ready to quit."
• "Want to quit practicing?"
• "Hrmm! Hrmm! You stop right there!"
• "Hrmm! Hrmm! Are you really up for this?"
• "If you want to be my sidekick, you will have to try again."
• "Oh! Ho-ho! Not bad, friend of mine!"
• "As of today, you are now my new sidekick!"
• "Hrmm! Hrmm! Nice work. Yes! Nice!"

Birdo

• "Oh, why must THEY be here? Why can't we be alone, darling, speaking the language of love?"
• "Don't call me Birdo... call me Birdie!"
• "Yes, the power of love!"
• "You may have hurt my darling, but this is as far as you go!"
• "Are.. Are you saying that was all my fault?!? Ooh!!! Shocking! Shocking, I say!"
• "Clearly, this is a test for me. Yes, the powers-that-be want me to go out on my own. Once I overcome many hardships, I shall be one step closer to superstardom!"
• "I CAN'T believe I lost to YOU!!!"

Bloat

• "Wheee! Burrrp!"
• "This Chuckola Cola fizz seeps right into your bones! BRAAP!"
• "Hic! Don't you guys wanna join me for some refreshin' cola?"
• "Hic! BOORP!"
• "Ooh ho ho ho ho ho!"

Border Bros

• "Well, well! Talk about a nice surprise! Check it out, Bro!"
• "It looks like the famous Mario Bros. have arrived!"
• "Man! That really brings back the memories, doesn't it? Good times... Good times."
• "So what's up, brothers M? Are you two heading off on a journey together?"
• "Oh... So you probably want us to let you pass, huh?"
• "Yeah, well, I'm sure you guys know this is the border of the Mushroom Kingdom."
• "That's right, it's the border, and since we're the border security, we can't let you in..."
• "...until you do some jumping worthy of the Mario name!"
• "Want to do the Border Jump?"
• "The rules are really simple! Just jump to avoid touching the royal Border Line!"
• "And keep on jumping until that flag in the background reaches the top of the flagpole."
• "But listen, if either one of you makes 3 mistakes, then the game's over. The end."
• "Well said, little Border Bro! Anyway, we'll be nice and let you practice first. Sound good?"
• "OK, Mario, you go first. Press the Button to jump."
• "It's not your turn yet, Luigi. You just sit tight, OK? Seriously. Chill out."
• "OK!"
• "Next it's your turn, Luigi. Press the Button to jump."
• "You can just take a break, there, Mario. Give the old "Jumpman" routine a rest."
• "OK!"
• "OK, Mario, try to jump the rope... Er... I mean, try to jump the royal Border Line!"
• "Man! That was incredible!"
• "Now it's your turn, Luigi. Let's see you jump."
• "Man! That was incredible!"
• "All right, Mario, and you too, Luigi! Try it together!"
• "Nope! FAILURE! Start over from the top! C'mon, you guys practically invented jumping!"
• "Man! That was incredible!"
• "Well, that's all the practice you get!"
• "Man! Very cool! That was some incredible jumping!"
• "Just beyond here is Beanbean Kingdom. You be extra careful when traveling there."
• "You ready to try the infamous Border Jump 2 challenge?"
• "Man! Very cool! That was some incredible jumping!"
• "You've cleared level..."
• "2!"
• "That was some great jumping! How about a beany reward to commemorate it!"
• "You can't find this type of bean just anywhere! All yours! Enjoy!"
• "You ready to take the Super Border Jump challenge?"
• "Man! Very cool! That was some incredible jumping!"
• "You've cleared level..."
• "3!" / "4!" / "5!"
• "That was some great jumping! Here! Bean time!"
• "Do you want to play Super Border Jump Sunshine?"
• "Want to play?"
• "Want to take the challenge of the Complete Border Jump?"
• "Game over!"
• "You guys want to try again?"
• "Later!"
• "Hold up, Bros.!"
• "Since we've been on duty, you two are the first people ever to cross our border. I mean, EVER!"
• "We've gotta commemorate this occasion by giving you this!"
• "As long as you have a map, you'll feel safer in foreign lands, right?"
• "Press SELECT to view the menu screen and check out that map."

Bowser

At Peach's Castle

• "Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros.!!!"
• "Urk!"
• "Blaargh..."
• "Uh... W-Wait a second! Listen... This is no time for fighting! ...Even though I would've won!"
• "Gah! If I kidnap Princess Peach in this state, she'll wreck my castle!"
• "Mario! Do something super!"
• "Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go, capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice! And then I can kidnap her!"
• "We'll take my Koopa Cruiser and reach the Beanbean Kingdom in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!"

Boarding the Koopa Cruiser

• "You're late! What were you doing?"
• "We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!"
• "Gwa ha ha ha!"
• "Well? So? What do you think? Incredible, isn't it? This is my newest weapon: the Koopa Cruiser!"
• "Hmm... Yes, very good... Now all I need are my Baddies..."
• "Bowser Baddies!"
• "GAAH! Where are they?"
• "Huh? What in green blazes...? Hey! You! Are you signing up to join my crew of Bowser Baddies?"
• "I see! I see! You want me to bring you along that badly, huh?"
• "Yes, you!"
• "Gwa ha ha har! Oh, that's rich!"
• "Don't be modest, Mr. Green! I mean, you look like a pain, but I'll take you anyway!"
• "Hey, you! Stop!"
• "War har har! Good! Then we can depart! And with an increased head count, too! Excellent!"
• "WHAAAAT?!?"
• "Move it, you idiots! Initiate Cruiser pursuit!"

On the Koopa Cruiser deck

• "Hmm! Nice work! You can go back belowdecks. Now." - To a minion reporting their arrival into Beanbean Borderland
• "Eh? What's with all the hoopla?"
• "RAWR! What now?"
• "You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?"
• "GWAAAARRR! HOLD IT!"
• "Ow... Grrrr..."
• "Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?"
• "Have it your way..."
• "Before he attacks... watch what he says... really carefully!"
• "When the stuff this nut says is red..."
• "He's attacking YOU, Mario!"
• "All enemies have a hint in their attacks."
• "So keep your eyes on them."

In Stardust Fields

• "Hey! Mario!!! Great timing! I could use a hand here! I'm kind of...stuck."
• "Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"
• "Wh-Who dares speak to me so?"
• "Wh-What?!? THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!"
• "Finally! Let me outta here!!!"
• "GRAGH! You welcher!"
• "Graaaaaaaargh!"
• "M-MARIO!!! Green 'Stache!!!"
• "You gotta get Princess Peach's voice back!"
• "It's all up to you!"

Rookie

At Chateau de Chucklehuck and Chucklehuck Woods

• "Yes, Boss!"
• "Yes, Boss!"
• "Red and Green... I feel like I know these two from somewhere... Weird..."
• "Yeah... Something about them feels reeeeeeeeal familiar... It makes me feel...real mad!"
• "How dare you guys try to mess with the Great Popple!"
• "For some reason, fighting these guys..."
• "Makes my gut flare up something fierce..."
• "Whoa! That was spicy!"
• "I'm...so ashamed..."
• "Yes! Ohhhh, YES! The path is open!"
• "Gahhhhh!"

In the Woohoo Hooniversity basement

• "You're amazing, boss!"
• "Yes, Boss!"
• "Yes, Boss!"
• "Yes, Boss!"
• "Master Popple!"
• "These two guys are tougher than I thought!"
• "Oh... Ohhhh...
• "I got heartburn..."
• "..."

Coming to his senses

• "Oh! I remember! I remember!"
• "I... I am..."
• "I am..."
• "Bowser the King!!!"

Bowser Baddies

• "Oh, dear! Ack! Trouble! I've gotten separated from the Bowser Baddies..."
• "Um, listen... Do you know where Lord Bowser has gone?"
• "Oh, no! I'm gonna be late! This is not good!"
• "Great! Which way did he go?"
• "Oh, OK. Thanks. It's almost time to assemble, and boy, I can't miss that! I've gotta hurry!"
• "Ouch!"
• "Ack! There's no exit!"
• "Where the heck is everybody?"
• "Wait!"
• "Mario! Bowser wasn't where you said! Curse you!"
• "Your Gnarliness!"
• "The Baddies have just arrived!"
• "Hey! The assembly area is over here, you blithering idiots!"
• "All Baddies have assembled! We shall now begin boarding the Koopa Cruiser!"
• "Your Filthiness, boarding is now complete!"
• "...Except for one deserter..."
• "Hey! You! Down there in the ship's belly! Mario and... what's-yer-name! Green guy!"
• "Mario! And...Mr. Green Mario Brother Guy! Look alive down there, will you two?"
• "We're about to arrive in the Beanbean Kingdom!"
• "Press SELECT to open your suitcase, arrange your stuff, and get ready to roll."
• "Then report to the deck. Pronto!"
• "Yeah, so, you may not know this, but we Bowser Baddies recently added a new member."
• "Yup. He's in training until we land in the Beanbean Kingdom."
• "Ready?"
• "Press START to switch positions between front and back."
• "Oh yeah!"
• "Press START to switch positions between front and back."
• "Ready?"
• "The Button controls the lead guy! The Button controls the guy in the back!"
• "Oh yeah!"
• "The Button controls the lead guy! The Button controls the guy in the back!"
• "Ready?"
• "If you see a Bros. Block, make sure you hit the block that matches your color!"
• "If you hit the block that matches your color, the block will move sideways!"
• "If you hit the block that matches your color, the block will move sideways!"
• "I'm busy taking pictures! Don't talk to me right now!"
• "Get in line, cutters!"
• "Is this zit noticeable?"
• "I always look so awful in photographs."
• "Hey, there! You two!"
• "Yeah! You two mustache dudes!"
• "You're about to enter the Beanbean Kingdom, so you have your passports with you, right?"
• "Well, it looks like you've got a suitcase there..."
• "Tell you what: go ahead and press SELECT to open your suitcase, OK?"
• "Why, you've got 'em right here!"
• "These are your passports!"
• "But... Hey!"
• "There aren't any photos!"
• "These won't get you into the Beanbean Kingdom! No sir, no way, no how!"
• "Don't wig out about it, though. If we take your pictures here, you should be just fine."
• "Since the Great Bowser has called you to the deck, I'll let you two cut the line."
• "Snapping photos is easy!"
• "Just stand on that mat there. See it? Right there."
• "Step onto the mat once you're ready! No hurry!"
• "Hey! I'm not done taking your picture yet, Mr. Twitchy!"
• "OK, Mario, you step back, nice and easy."
• "OK! I'm gonna take it!"
• "Oops! I forgot to tell you..."
• "Listen, when you're getting your picture taken, stand still."
• "Don't go pressing ↑ ↓ ← or → on the + Control Pad to hold a pose!"
• "And away we go!"
• "Ready? Say CHEEP CHEEP!"
• "You're next, Mario." / "You're next, Mr. Green 'Stache."
• "Press START to move to the front of the line, then just stand on the mat. Got it?"
• "I already took your photo, Mario/Mr. Green 'Stache. Duhhhh!"
• "Now, Mr. Green 'Stache, you step back."
• "And away we go!"
• "Ready? Say CHEEP CHEEP!"
• "Great! I've taken passport photos for both of you! Aren't we all happy now? Happy all around!"
• "Those are official documents now, so no retakes!"
• "Hmm... That goes there... and this goes here..."
• "Working the hold isn't easy... And if you mess up, you have to start all over again."
• "Oh! Mario! It's me! That lost guy!"
• "Hey, thanks for telling me which way to go back in the Mushroom Kingdom! I was kind of panicking..."
• "But thanks to you, I was the first one to board the Koopa Cruiser!"
• "Here! Let me give you this..."
• "It's nice to be nice!"
• "Hey!"
• "Watch it, you clumsy oafs! Don't break the Great Bowser's cargo! It's important stuff!"
• "...The deck?"
• "The deck's just up ahead."
• "Uh... But before you go there, I need to make sure you won't slow Lord Bowser down..."
• "So... I'll teach you how to fight as a pair!"
• "All right, but it's not my fault if you get in hot water later because you think you know everything."
• "Then go have a look at that barrel over there. But remember..."
• "You're about to face the best of Bowser's most elite troops, so prepare yourselves."
• "Check that barrel over there."
• "Hey!"
• "Bowser will get mad at me if I don't whip you into shape, so even if you don't want to, listen up!"
• "Hey! Don't walk by me!"
• "Let me show you how to dodge!"
• "Mario uses the Button... and Green uses the Button! Just jump to dodge!"
• "Now then, little Baddies... Attack Mario! ATTACK!"
• "Halt!"
• "Press the Button here!"
• "Next, attack Mr. Lean 'n' Green!"
• "Halt!"
• "Press the Button now!"
• "So as you can see..."
• "Depending on how you time your jump, you might not only dodge, but counterattack, as well!"
• "The thing is, though... There are some attack, like Bowser's flames, that you can't counter."
• "All right, then! Practice up!"
• "Oh! Whoops! I almost forgot! You attack the same way as when there's only one of you."
• "Except Mr. Lean 'n' Green uses the Button for his Attack Command."
• "Press the Button when you want to jump on an enemy!"
• "NOW you can practice up!"
• "Move along! Nothing to see!"
• "C'mere, you!"
• "C'mere, you!"
• "Hahhh... Hooffff... Haarfff... It's too quick! I can't catch it..."
• "And I have to get ready for Beanbean immigration..."
• "Oh! It's Mario and...Mr. Greenie! Can you two help me out?"
• "I'll teach you something important about going into battle in the process! No charge!"
• "Now, you can catch these guys..."
• "But first, you have to stomp 'em and start a battle."
• "That's right! If you stomp on a monster as you enter battle..."
• "It'll start the battle by taking damage! Youch!"
• "Well? Isn't that super-cool? Anyway, the rest is up to you!"
• "Oops! I forgot something..."
• "If you fail to stomp on a monster and it hits the dude in back when you enter battle..."
• "Then that guy can't move until his turn comes! Watch out!"
• "Hoo! Thanks!"
• "Hey, can you get that other guy?"
• "Hoo! Thanks!"
• "Now I'm all ready!"
• "Thanks! Remember, when you see enemies, just stomp, stomp, stomp 'em into the ground!"
• "Just make sure the Bro in back doesn't get hit!" / "Just make sure the Bro in back doesn't get hit!"
• "Hey! According to the book "Beanbean Vacations"..."
• "You can save your travels by hitting that save album there!"
• "Hitting that block there activates the Pinch Crane. I like to call it Mr. Pinch. Don't ask me why."
• "In case it's not really obvious, you should be able to use ol' Mr. Pinch to move that cargo."
• "Huh? Buh? What in the... Hey! Who did this? Who put cargo in this area?!?"
• "How are we supposed to get to the deck with this in the way?!?"
• "Uh-oh! Looks like the crane mistook you for cargo... That looks...uncomfortable."
• "Hey! Since you're up there, why don't we use you as a lookout!"
• "Your Rancidness!"
• "We will soon pass over the border between the Mushroom and Beanbean Kingdoms."
• "The K-Koopa Cruiser... We haven't finished... paying it off..."
• "F-Find Lord Bowser... Oh... Gack... Help us..."
• "Bow-Bowser fell... Urgh... on the other side... Ack! ...of the border..."

Bubbles

• "What do idiots drink? So-duhhhh!"
• "What do sodas call their dads? Pop!"
• "A hippie's favorite soda? Granola cola!"
• "My name is... Bubbles."
• "I built Chateau de Chucklehuck, and I founded Chuckola Cola, Inc."
• "And...I am the ultimate comedian, with the laughing and the chortling and the har har HAR!"
• "Yes, monsieurs."
• "Indeed... What you see before you is the most legendary of soda... The Chuckola Reserve..."
• "And, I am pleased to tell you, this Chuckola Reserve..."
• "...is yours to enjoy!"
• "Har hee HAR! I have worked on Chuckola Reserve for 1000 years..."
• "Telling it joke after joke, so it would mature, and then mature some more, and then yet more..."
• "Until at last the greatest soda of all would be completed with the fizz and the tastiness."
• "Because it is a soda of such high caliber and repute, rude guests meet a fate such as this..."
• "Un..."
• "Deux..."
• "Trois!"
• "The great Chuckola Reserve is a thing to savor, with the flavor and tang and yum in the belly!"
• "Ahhh... It is wonderful... So wonderful..."
• "The great soda shines..."
• "However!!!"
• "That was not the only hidden soda power that my jokes have bred over these 1000 years!"
• "Now I insist you fully experience the texture, taste, and aroma of Chuckola Reserve!"
• "Bon appetit!"
• "Funny pigs are real hams!"
• "Do bats like baseball?"
• "Who hears hoarse horses?"
• "Do drawers wear drawers?"
• "What do sheep count to sleep?"
• "NOOOOOOO!!!"
• "B-But the jokes! The puns! The humor I've saved up over the last 1000 years!!!"
• "Au revoir!"

Cackletta

Opening cutscene

• "I wish to improve my kingdom's ties with the Mushroom Kingdom."
• "I bring a gift from Queen Bean."
• "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
• "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"

On the Koopa Cruiser

• "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
• "Who would have thought you'd catch up to the Great Cackletta in even a hundred million years?"
• "Eeyah ha ha ha! Oh, I dare!"
• "And now I'm going straight back to the Beanbean Kingdom so my next plan can take root!"
• "I have no time to chat with the likes of you!"
• "Fawful! Take care of this!"

Beanbean Castle

• "Well! Master Mario! And Master Luigi!"
• "I am Lady Lima, highest of the ladies at court..."
• "The gatekeepers told me of you. Are you indeed the Mario and Luigi of fame? The superstars?"
• "...Yes. I can't deny that such jumping is the hallmark of the Mario and Luigi of legend..."
• "...Pardon me?"
• "What are you trying to tell me?"
• "Oh, DO speak up!"
• "Oh! Such ruckus!"
• "Speak in softer voices!!"
• "Now, hear me! As you saw, the town is in ruins, and the castle is under strict guard!"
• "At a time like this I cannot allow a suspicious pair such as you to meet the queen!"
• "As the queen's longest-serving lady at court, I must act in the interest of her royal safety!"
• "Hear my words!!!"
• "If you two are indeed the true Mario Bros., you must prove it by repairing the castle's plumbing!"
• "If you are able to completely fix it, then you may meet Queen Bean!"
• "Now then, show me the work ethic of the superstar Mario Bros.!"
• "Eeyah ha ha ha!"
• "Foolish Mario Bros.! You have completely and pathetically fallen into my trap!"
• "Repairing the plumbing is the key to disabling the Beanstar security system!"
• "Eeyah ha ha ha!"
• "At last... At long, long last... I have in my possession both the Beanstar and Peach's voice!"
• "The thing that can grant all desires... The Beanstar..."
• "Eeyah ha ha ha!"
• "The Beanstar and Princess Peach's voice are already mine!"
• "Say, Mario Boys, you haven't bothered to pay a visit to your host, Queen Bean..."
• "I thought you had better manners! Wouldn't you agree, Queen Bean?"
• "Perhaps the three of you can sit down over tea to discuss the finer points of foreign policy!"
• "Eeyah ha ha ha!"

Woohoo Hooniversity

• "Eeyah ha ha ha!"
• "The moment when all the world will bow down to me has come at last..."
• "Eeyah ha ha ha!"
• "Peach-bots! SPEAK!!!"
• "Eeyah ha ha...HUH?!?"
• "Wh-Wha-What happened?!? What is this???"
• "EEYARGH!"
• "Pests! Loathsome pests! And at the worst possible moment!"
• "We don't have time to deal with you fools!!!"
• "EEYARGH!"
• "Hah! Hmph! Well, won't this be fun! Oh, yes!"
• "If that's how it is, I'm ready for you!"
• "I'm going to knock you all the way back to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
• "Which is the real me? Do you idiots know?"
• "EEYAH HA HA!"
• "Tenacious little boys, aren't you? I'm too busy for such games!"
• "Time for this to end!"
• "Eeyah ha...HUURGH!"

Post-defeat

• "Graagh! Eeyaa...ha...hohhh..."
• "H-How could this happen?!?"
• "Oh... Oh... Oh, Fawful!!!"
• "Give them one final..."
• "attack for me!"
• "Any... Anyone will do now... Hurry... Quickly..."

As the spirit in Bowletta's body

• "Are you still conscious? Ugh. You're a persistent pair! I shall dispose of you quickly, and then eat you for lunch!"

Bowletta

• "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
• "Excuse me? Bowser??? Oh, I think you're sorely mistaken."
• "I'm..."
• "Bowletta!!!"
• "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
• "I need no voice this time..."
• "I'll just steal..."
• "the real deal!!!"
• "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
• "Eeyah ha ha ha!"
• "You puny little worms are no match for me now!"
• "I'm only going to say this once, so listen up!"
• "If you want your precious princess returned safely..."
• "Bring me the four pieces of the Beanstar!"
• "I will contact you again once the Beanstar is complete!"
• "Very good! You fools make fine scavengers! Now I want red and green to bring the Beanstar to me! The drop point is at the far end of the ocean at the crypt for cruddy jokes called Jokes End! You can't get to Jokes End by walking on the seafloor, so don't try it cretins. Come after you learn how to cross the sea surface! And don't lose the Beanstar on the way, butterfingers!"
• "You have done well! Seeing through their fake beanstar ruse and ruining their plan was brilliant!"
• "What's that? Do you need something? Or are you finally admitting defeat?"
• "Huh? What! What are you saying? You want us to return Peach? Oh I have to laugh! We would never release Peach to scheming liars like you two!"
• "You reap the beans you sow, fools! Now meet your doom!"
• "S-Somethings wrong here... T-Two princesses?!? Wha-what is this?!? No it can't be! W-Wait!!! Forget this cheap knockoff! I'm taking the real princess Peach!"
• "At last we have both Princess Peach and the Beanstar!"
• "Hmph! They're a slick bunch, huh? And you Princess Peach... you're a sly one, too! By the way, princess... why are you covering your mouth with your hands?"
• "ACK! BEHIND YOU! A HUMONGOUS COCKROACH!"
• "Fawful... did you see that?"
• "Fawful... fire at will."
• "Gahhhhhhhhhh!!! How did you trick us?!?"
• "Graaaaaack! How could this happen not only once, but twice?!?"
• "...No! Instead we go to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
• "Bah! No matter! They'll never make it here!"
• "Koopalings! Your time has come!"
• "You've done well to make it here! I should have expected as much from the superstars of the Mushroom Kingdom! Unfortunately for you, those who desire to disrupt my plans have very short futures! After conquering the Beanbean Kingdom, I intend to make the Mushroom Kingdom mine as well! My new country has no need for old superstars! It will do just fine with only one: the Great Bowletta!!!
• "GAHH! No cursed Mario Bros.! Not again..."
• "EEYAH HA HA! FOOLS! You let your guards down! Even with all your fancy attacks, you can't beat me! Farewell, you two losers! It's time you took a nice relaxing break... IN MY BELLY!!!"
• "Gahhhh! What? Huh? HEY!!! What's happening to me?!?"
• "EEYARGH! It can't be!!! Impossible!!! I... No... How could I... And to this filthy little pair... HOW COULD I LOSE???" (Bowletta's last words after Mario and Luigi defeat her and return Bowser to normal)

Cafe owner

• "Hey! This is the gamed Starbeans Cafe that everyone's abuzz about! Got any complaints? Compliments?"
• "Now, you already know about our special StarB System, right?"
• "Righto! Then listen up good as I explain it to you..."
• "The StarB System was created by Starbeans Cafe to expand our menu when you bring us beans!"
• "Here's the deal: get rare beans by digging or battling or playing mini-games, then bring 'em here."
• "When you bring us new kinds of beans, we add 'em to our menu. And nefariously patent them."
• "By the way, at the moment, I'm needing these beans in these quantities to expand my menu:"
• "Woohoo Blend: 25 Woo Beans
  Hoohoo Blend: 25 Hoo Beans
  Chuckle Blend: 25 Chuckle Beans
  Teehee Blend: 25 Hee Beans"
• "Hoolumbian 15 Woo Beans + 10 Hoo Beans"
• "Chuckoccino 15 Woo Beans + 10 Chuckle Beans"
• "Teeheespresso 15 Woo Beans + 10 Hee Beans"
• "The more my menu expands, the more customers will come here to partake in my wonderful bean juice!"
• "Will you join our StarB System?"
• "Righto! Then show me the beans you've collected!"
• "What's your order?"
• "Hold it! You need more beans!"
• "What are you going to do?"
• "Hold it! You need more beans! Choose something else!"
• "Want to change it?"
• "One [drink name], ready to go!"
• "Do you want to continue with the StarB System?"
• "Oh! I'm so sad!!!"
• "Woah! A power outage?"
• "Oh, man... I've got a bad feeling about this."
• "Oh! I was wondering who it could be! If it isn't the beloved owner of our cafe... Professor E. Gadd!"
• "Hey! You guys know the owner?!?"
• "That blending machine is our owner's latest invention."
• "Oh! Professor Gadd!"
• "We just now added this new drink to our menu!"
• "What great timing on your part!"
• "Wow! That's some nose you've got!"
• "...How does it taste?"
• "Maybe you just drank too much?"
• "Boss! You never built any toilets in this place!"
• "Oh! Hey, Boss! What's with that weird vacuum?"
• "Oh? That noise! Not ghosts again?"
• "So, you're not going to try out our new drink this time, Boss?"
• "A representative?"
• "Hiya, Boss! But weren't you supposed to be here in person this time?"
• "D-Don't tell me you're sending another representative!"
• "Oh! Hey, Boss!"
• "Whoa! Your shadow is looking pretty thin, there..."
• "You haven't been sick, have you?"
• "So, you've finally become a ghost yourself, eh, Boss?"

Chucklehuck Woods guards

• "Travel here is permitted only for select individuals in order to guard the Chucklehuck Woods ecology."
• "It is only by careful tending of Chucklehuck Woods that we can make Chuckola Cola so exquisite."
• "Travel here is permitted only for select individuals in order to guard the Chucklehuck Woods ecology."
• "OH! The Beanbean Brooch! The mark of special guests of Beanbean Castle!!!"
• "...Very well, then! We shall permit you to enter these woods!"
• "We hope you will enjoy a taste of the incredibly full-flavored Chuckola Cola while you are here."

Chuckleroot

• "I am Chuckleroot, protector of woods."
• "Ahead is great tree: Mother Chuckalola."
• "Only some may pass. Some who find all three kinds of Chuckola Fruit."
• "White Chuckola Fruit"
• "Red Chuckola Fruit"
• "Purple Chuckola Fruit"
• "Find three types of Chuckola Fruit here. Then I let you pass."
• "You bring [number] more Chuckola Fruit type[s]. Then I let you pass."
• "You found all three Chuckola Fruit types. I am amazed."
• "Very well. You pass. Very well. Go."

Chuckleroot's granddaughter

• "I am the granddaughter of the great Chuckleroot..."
• "This is my room. And may I say, how DARE you enter a woman's room uninvited?"
• "Well...since you're here... I'll share my secret with you..."
• "Have you noticed the spots on the ground that look like this?"
• "These are spots where beans lie buried in the ground."
• "If the green one digs beneath the earth, the beans will pop out of the spot on the ground."
• "There are a total of five beans hidden here."
• "Find all five and I will open the door up ahead."
• "You have not brought me all five beans!"
• "If the green one digs beneath the earth, the beans will pop out of the spot on the ground."
• "You must find [number] more."
• "You found all five! You have done very well."
• "If you find marks like these on the ground, dig immediately."
• "Good night."

Cork and Cask

Cork

• "!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "'Ave I been saved? Rescued? Moi? Zut alors! 'Allo! I am zee maitre of zee chateau. Cork, zat is me!"
• "...Oh! Oh oh! Oh oh oh! To get straight to zee point..."
• "Zee two 'oo attacked us are after zee Chuckola Reserve zat lies deep in zese woods..."
• "Ah, oui. Mmm... Zee problem eez... Whether or not zat legendary soda even truly exists..."
• "Why, even zee two of us 'ave never seen nor drunk zat famed drink... Zee Chuckola Reserve..."
• "Eh? What? Quoi?"
• "Vous can stompez on enemies..."
• "Mmm... Perhaps vous could get through zee woods..."
• "But not with zese moves alone..."
• "Cask, perhaps with zat wonderful 'ammer..."
• "Eh-hem! Pardon moi!"
• "After 'aving a tete-a-tete with mon frere just a moment ago... We 'ave decided!"
• "To thank vous for 'elping us, we 'ave decided to teach you two 'ammer techniques!"
• "Do you wish to try to master zese 'ammer techniques?"
• "Mmm... Now zen... Monsieur Red, give me your 'ammer zis time."
• "Zis time, press START to switch positions."
• "Zen press zee Button to select your 'ammer..."
• "Then press zee Button to swing!"
• "Zis! ZIS is zee ultimate 'ammer technique. Tres bien, non?"
• "Crashing down on a gust of wind with zee power of zee earth!"
• "Whoever eez struck by zis 'ammer will be completely buried and 'idden in zee earth."
• "Of course, in zis state, moving with the + Control Pad is possible."
• "One feels much like a mole. Why, vous can even sneak under fences for micro-adventures."
• "To come back above ground, just press zee Button."
• "Allez! Go! Try it!"
• "AH, BON! Zee power of zee earth crashes down in a burst of wind! Zat was perfect!"
• "Ah oui, just press zee Button to pop up out of zee ground again!"
• "FANTASTIQUE!!!"
• "Now, it eez time to put zese new 'ammer techniques to zee test!"
• "So, monsieurs! Procure zee two goblets!"
• "Monsieurs! Go to zee room on zee right and obtain zee two goblets!"
• "Oh! You got zee Red Goblet AND zee Green Goblet!!!"
• "Monsieurs, you are amazing!"
• "Well, monsieurs, you may enter Chucklehuck Woods in search of zee famous cola, Chuckola Reserve!"

Cask

• "And moi... I am zee petit brother of Cork... My name eez Cask!"
• "We were stoofed into zese barrels by two tres bizarre characters. Are you zee ones 'oo saved us?"
• "Et vous... You deux are after zee Chuckola Reserve, as well..."
• "Behind Chucklehuck Woods eez a sanctuary no one can touchez! Getting zere eez not easy..."
• "And 'ammer rocks to leetle beets to make paths... Ah, oui?"
• "Hmm... Oui. Tres bien, mon frere. Indeed, little old moi was thinking zee exact same thing!"
• "These are techniques that 'ave been perfected and refined and passed down 'ere at zees chateau."
• "If you master zese, zey should 'elp you in your bon voyage in zee woods..."
• "...Then we shall wait 'ere and teach nothing until it eez time."
• "First, Monsieur Green, give me your 'ammer."
• "Mmm... Oui, I see... With zees 'ammer..."
• "First, press zee Button to choose your 'ammer..."
• "Then press zee Button to swing!"
• "Et volia! Zat is zee secret 'ammer technique!"
• "Swing zee 'ammer 'igh and watch it plongez down with zee joie de vivre of zee woods!"
• "Anyone hit with such a technique will become micro-sized. Oui. Tres, tres petit."
• "Anyone zis size would feel like a mouse. You could go into tiny holes for micro-adventures!"
• "To return to normal, just swing zee 'ammer again in a superb whack d'amour!"
• "Allez! Go! Try it!"
• "Oh! Incroyable! To think you could produce zee joie de vivre of zee woods on zee first shot!"
• "Euh... Alors, perhaps you should try to put 'im back to normal."
• "Excellent!!! Magnifique! Vous could be a genius!"
• "Use zee techniques you learned to get zee two cola goblets in zee room next door."
• "Zee two goblets of which I speak are two of zee Beanbean Kingdom's greatest treasures!"
• "Zee sparkling glass is brilliante! It eez zee perfect reward for you who have gained zese techniques."
• "Monsieurs! Go to zee room on zee right and obtain zee two goblets!"
• "INCROYABLE!!!"
• "Zere eez nothing left for us to teach you. You 'ave mastered zee 'ammer techniques perfectly!"

Dragohoho

• "Goo-gwaaaa!" - Said twice: once after hatching from his egg, then again just before attacking the Bros.

Fawful

First encounter, on the Koopa Cruiser

• "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
• "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you!"
• "If you are giving us the chase just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness!"
• "Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires!"
• "And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
• "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"
• "Next it is the turn of you!"
• "Fink-rat!!!"
• "Fink-rat!!!"
• "Such mumbling! Stop it..."
• "Fink-rat!"
• "Have you readiness for this?!?"
• "Have you readiness for this?!?"
• "Ooof!"
• "Now is when I ram you!"
• "Ooof!"
• "Uhnnrgh... How could fink-rats like you beat such an awful nasty as me?"
• "Headgear!"
• "I have fury!"
• "Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"
• "One fell swoop is the way I will deal with you fink-rats!"
• "Eeeyah ha ha ha ha!"

At the Hoohoo Mountain descent

• "Nnrrgh-GACK!"
• "Y-You again! You are the pair of fink-rats that swooped in with the Bowser that I hate!"
• "Hmph! HMPH, I say to you! While I was busy with Peasley, you have been catching me!"
• "I have fury!"
• "But Cackletta has already been smearing the butter of her next tasty plan all over Beanbean Castle!"
• "Since you two cannot make it in time, I say to you that it is better never than late..."
• "So here is your halting place!!!"
• "I have fury!"
• "Since you will not be shattering this stone, I laugh at you trying to climb down this mountain!"

At Beanbean Castle

• "Cackletta! It is the hurrying time! We must take that Beanstar and fastly run away from this place!"
• "Once we awaken the Beanstar with Princess Peach's voice, this world will be Cackletta's snack cake!"

At Woohoo Hooniversity

• "Preparations have completion!"
• "O Great Cackletta, unleash the voice of Princess Peach on the Beanstar when you are wanting to!"
• "I have fright! A situation we had not suspected has begun to d-d-d-develop! May we flee?"
• "CACKLETTA! Do not have worries!"
• "Watch! I am sucking up your energy with this headgear!"

At Stardust Fields, while badly injured

• "O... G-Great... Ca-Cackletta..."
• "W-Will this guy...do?"

Introducing Bowletta to Luigi

• "Cackletta's power has poured into the Koopa who is king!!!"
• "The body is of the Bowser, but the mind is all of the Great Cackletta!"

On the repaired Koopa Cruiser

• "Yes. Mustache." (when Bowletta asks if he sees something suspicious)

At Bowser's Castle, before Bowletta's throne

• "O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"

Final encounter at Bowser's Castle

• "I have fury!"
• "At last, my entrance with drama!"
• "Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage!"
• "St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous!"
• "But... Now that I am thinking... Cackletta's revival was all thanks to my quite nasty efforts!"
• "Which means that all this time, I am Fawful, who is just a toady! Such working, all for others!"
• "And THAT means... The true meaning of our battle gives me fear and confusion!!"
• "I need no long speech before this battle, which will now be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!"
• "What a wasting!"
• "Rat-fink! Try as you might, the resulting will be the same!"
• "Ouch! HOTNESS! It is the overheat!!"
• "Agh-agh-aaghh!!"
• "Uh, unless my mind is screwy, I have somehow managed to lose..."
• "This must be fate... Ugh... I must accept the defeating..."
• "I have fury!"
• "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you!"
• "Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
• "You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
• "In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness..."
• "That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"

Firebrand and Thunderhand

Firebrand

• "Welcome! Yes, welcome! Welcome to the Fire Palace!"
• "I have been waiting for you. I have waited many long years, smoldering like embers."
• "For you I have kept waiting... and waiting...and WAITING!"
• "In fact, the last time anyone came through here was..."
• "3000 years ago!"
• "Oh, waiting just burns me UP! But enough about that..."
• "...So, why have you come?"
• "Huh? You, uh... This place..."
• "Umm... This place of power..."
• "It is, uh... This place is..."
• "Now, wait a second... Just what kind of place was this, anyway?"
• "What was it that I was planning on doing? Am I allowed in here?"
• "Huh? Wait just a minute! Where am I? WHO am I???"
• "...Hm! I guess having no guests for 3000 years takes a toll. Everything just seems to..."
• "slip one's mind!"
• "Har diddy HAR! How humorous! So! I guess you can do what you want! I won't stop you!"
• "Oh! Wait! I just remembered!"
• "This is the famed Fire Palace, where we teach the ways of the blistering Hand Power!"
• "Yes... It is all coming back... I have been waiting for you. You want the Hand Power, right?"
• "You want to master the fiery Hand Power known as the Firebrand, do you not?"
• "You do, right? Right? RIGHT? You do not need to tell me. Your pose says it all."
• "I shall instruct you in the arts of the Firebrand!"
• "First, press the Button to select your Hand Power..."
• "Hold the Button until you have charged up enough energy..."
• "Then release the button!"
• "Only then shall you shoot forth a mighty burst of flame!"
• "Perhaps you should try it once."
• "I see no problem with your skill."
• "If you just do this action near something flammable, you should have no problems!"
• "Surely this skill will open new paths in your life! Wouldn't you agree?"
• "So... FAREWELL!"

Thunderhand

• "To you who have wandered into Thunder Palace..."
• "These are the training grounds for the chosen few."
• "I know not how you found your way here, nor how you managed to enter this place..."
• "But I have no business with you...and you have none with me. Depart, posthaste."
• "CRRRACKITY!!!"
• "Wh-Who dares to touch the great Thunderhand spark?!? Impertinent fool!"
• "...And yet... You have touched the great Thunderhand spark, but still stand before me, so..."
• "...Perhaps you have the qualities needed to master the galvanic Thunderhand technique."
• "Very well... I shall instruct you in the art of the Thunderhand."
• "First, press the Button to select your Hand Power..."
• "Hold the Button until you have charged up enough energy..."
• "Then release the button!"
• "Only then shall you release a burst of thunder and lightning."
• "Perhaps you should try it once."
• "Hmm! Very well done..."
• "It is wise to use this power when an apparent conductor of electricity is nearby."
• "You have done it! It is done! You have released me!"

Geno

• "This is our most popular machine: The Star 'Stache Smash!"
• "The high score is 200 points. Beat it to get an exquisite prize!"
• "Press START to view the rules."
• "Good luck!"
• "Congratulations! It's a new high score!"

Hammerhead Bros.

Sledge

Before the battle with Dragohoho

• "Th-This is the last stone! Now we show the true spirit of the Hammerhead Bros.!"
• "Haah... Hufff... Hoorf..."
• "This...stone...just...ain't...gonna...do...it... We can't make Hammers no more..."
• "Hey! I know these two dudes! They're Mario and Luigi from the Mushroom Kingdom!"
• "The Jump and Hammer Kings!"
• "Oh! Hey... Look, you don't have to tell us. We fully understand..."
• "Our lips are completely sealed... We'll just make what you need."
• "We're professionals, after all."
• "Hoohoo Blocks are hard stones. Hammers made from those things can break anything!"
• "We want to climb the mountain to get more Hoohoo Blocks, but we can't jump well enough to do it!"
• "So, are you sayin' you could go to the top of the mountain and get us some Hoohoo Blocks?"
• "You scratch our backs, Bros., and we'll scratch yours!"
• "If you get us some Hoohoo Blocks, we'll make you a special Hammer!"

Making the Bros.' first Hammers

• "Hmph! Boy, did YOU two arrive at exactly the right time!"
• "Just now a Hoohoo Block fell down the waterfall!"
• "Hoo! Hoo! Hoooo... Man, it feels so GREAT to be makin' Hammers again after such a long break!"
• "Look at that craftsmanship! POW! Now you're playin' with power!"
• "I guess we oughta teach you guys how to properly use Hammers, huh?"
• "Then press the Button to whack stuff! That's it!"
• "But, uh, right now, only the guy in front can use a Hammer!"
• "Try whackin' all kinds of stuff with those Hammers. One manly whack breaks all the hardest rocks!"

During the Hammer's battle use tutorial

• "Wait up!"
• "We forgot to mention one thing!"
• "Ouch! Try bein' polite, will ya?"
• "Talkin' don't do it justice, though. Lemme explain by example."
• "First, let's do some solo attacks usin' Hammers!"
• "That ain't right."
• "Oooh! Man! That smarts!"
• "But I'm a Hammerhead Bro, so I'll be fine! No big deal!"
• "So, uh, next we gotta learn how to defend with a Hammer!"
• "Now..."
• "Press and hold !"
• "You gotta be patient, man! Hold it a little longer!"
• "Do it again, man..."
• "When you release the button now..."
• "This is where you use your Hammer for a solo attack!"
• "This is where you use your Hammer to defend!"
• "You better look alive with those things. There are a lot of monsters that your jump won't do diddly to!"
• "You gotta learn some new tricks if you wanna get by 'em!"
• "Hey! We're goin' back so we can ride the cart again!"
• "You nitwit! It's "filled with suspense!" SUSPENSE!!!"

Making the Super Hammers

• "Whoa!"
• "I was wonderin' who that might be! It's the good ol' Mario Bros.!"
• "Say, are those Hammers we made for you strikin' mighty blows?"
• "Well, how 'bout we reforge 'em and power 'em up for you?"
• "What do you say? It's free!"
• "Oh... Hey, no biggie. Just say the word if you change your mind!"
• "We can reforge and power up those Hammers for you!"
• "What do you say? It's free!"
• "All right! They're ready!"
• "Now you oughta be able to break rocks you couldn't before!"
• "Go ahead and test out the strength of those bad boys!"

Mallet

Before the battle with Dragohoho

• "This stone's out last shot!"
• "Muh?!? What do you two think you're starin' at?"
• "Huh? What? You want us to make you a Hammer?"
• "Yeah! You're so right, Sledge! I remember these guys!"
• "Why are a couple of celebrities like you bummin' around this place lookin' for a Hammer?"
• "...That's right. Pros all the way."
• "...But the thing is, in order to make Hammers, we need Hoohoo Blocks from the mountaintop."
• "And since Blablandon suddenly stopped comin' down here, we can't get up to the summit!"
• "Huh? Oh yeah! What was I thinkin'? You guys are jumpin' pros, ain't you?"
• "That would REALLY hook us up! If you get us some Hoohoo Blocks, we'll make you a special Hammer!"
• "I'm Mallet, the younger of the Hammerhead Bros. My man over there is called Sledge."
• "Our Hammers are the greatest!"

Making the Bros.' first Hammers

• "Check it out: We'll use it to make you the ultimate Hammer!"
• "In fact, it feels so darn great that we went ahead and made you guys TWO HAMMERS!"
• "Yeah! You got that right! These bad boys are now all yours!"
• "First, press the Button to select your Hammer..."
• "So, the action the guy in front does with the Button is called a Solo Action."
• "The action the guy in back does with the Button is called a Bros. Action."
• "This is the most basic of all the basics. Remember it!"
• "Y'know, you oughta break that Hammer by smashin' the rock in the next room!"
• "Press the Button to change the Action Icon to a Hammer and press the Button to swing!"

During the Hammer's battle use tutorial

• "We never taught you how to use your Hammers in battle!"
• "Ready to learn?"
• "Then we'll explain it... in battle!"
• "So, to whack with a Hammer..."
• "Mario uses the Button... and Luigi uses the Button!"
• "Wait a sec'!"
• "Press the Button right here!"
• "Press the button when the Hammer shakes!
• "When it shakes, you got it?"
• "And, uh, ol' green guy there should press the Button when his Hammer shakes!
• "Yowch! That'll leave a mark!"
• "So anyway, you get the idea!"
• "Wanna try again?"
• "Which do you wanna try?"
• "OK! So, to review..."
• "For Hammer attacks, choose your Hammer and wait 'til it shakes, then press the button!"
• "BONK! Perfect Hammer attack!"
• "On defense, hold it behind you and release it before it shakes..."
• "BONK! Perfect Hammer defense! Good luck, and practice up!"
• "Didja get all that? You better have!"
• "I'm sure you guys'll be able to take care of business!"
• "If you can't, you're gonna have to give us those Hammers back!"
• "Yeah! Cart rides are thrillin' and filled with suspenders!"
• "Oops! Well, excuuuuse me!"

Making the Super Hammers

• "How have you guys been doin'? We moved out this way recently!"
• "This new place is bigger than the old one, which makes it easier for us to do out work! Which is good."
• "Great! We'll have these back to you in just a sec'."
• "And they're more powerful than ever! POW! POW!"
• "Come back here again after a while!"
• "You never know... We might be able to forge your Hammers again to make 'em even stronger!"

Harhall

• "Honestly! What is one to do with such riffraff?!?"
• "Oh! Welcome! WELCOME!"
• "I am called Harhall, genius designer. And I am also called Bleetch. Yes! We are one and the same!"
• "Did you know?"
• "Did you know?!?"
• "Yes, yes, whatever. Am I correct in assuming you're interested in the Splart Assistant opening?"
• "Fine, fine. If you do a decent enough job, I'll pay you. Your pay will be..."
• "A bean-like thing that cascaded down from the heavens! Tah-dah!"
• "What? Do you have some sort of complaint? Hm? Hm? HM?"
• "That's better. Now then..."
• "You can help me with my Splart right away!"
• "But you must be snappy! Just do it and get it done!"
• "Now, don't mind me! I'll just give you a little advice while you work. Trust me, you need it."
• "First, go have yourself a drink so you can become a proper Splart water pump!"
• "Once you're able to pump out water like a human fire hydrant..."
• "Step on these little foot marks!"
• "Try it!"
• "First, drink up, so you can pump out that water!"
• "Once you're pump-ready, step on these little foot marks!"

Hermie III

• "Oh! I get a good feel from that! Yethh, I do."
• "Huhn? Who are you? Have you come to help me decorate, too?"
• "Why! Red clothes... And a muthtache, even... That meanthh..."
• "C-Could you be..."
• "THANTA CLAUTH!?!"
• "Ahh... Oh... My decorationthh..."
• "ARRGGHPTHH!!!"
• "Ppth! The decorating thtopped, and it ith all becauthe of you!"
• "If you want to cauthe trouble..."
• "Then you're thtupid!"
• "What are you doing to my pretty decorathion?!?"
• "No more, thtupids!!!"
• "Athpthpth! How fruthtrating! It ith time to thpeed things up!"
• "Apppth! Haaackth!"
• "Uhhnnn... Ith that tho? Then I thuppothe I have no choithe..."
• "And after decorating thingth tho well, too..."
• "Don't you have anything to replathe the bean-thing with?"
• "If you happen to find thomething in your travelth, I really hope you bring it back here."
• "Did you bring thomething to trade for the bean-thing?"
• "Ehh?"
• "You guyth never fail!"
• "You did it! I thuppothe I owe you thigh in return! Take it with you!"

Hoohooligans

Hoohoo Village

• "This is Hoohoo Village, on the flanks of Hoohoo Mountain. This mountain is a sacred place."
• "Everyone should climb Hoohoo Mountain at least once. You can see the whole kingdom from the top!"
• "If you climb down this mountain, you'll reach the town surrounding Beanbean Castle."
• "The townsfolk are so much more stylish and fashionable than people in this town. I just adore them!"
• "To reach Hoohoo Mountain's peak, you have to either get a ride from Blablandon or hike up."
• "Hiking the mountain is brutal, but if you can get a ride from Blablandon, it's a snap!"
• "I-I saw this kingdom's prince, Prince Peasley, on the edge of the village..."
• "I-I'm sure of it! He was taken to the top of the mountain by some guy wearing a weird helmet..."
• "No matter how long you wait, Blablanadon won't come back. I feel it in my bones."
• "He said he saw someone who looked like Prince Peasley, went to the summit, and never returned."
• "With Blablandon gone, we can't get to the top of the mountain. This isn't good..."
• "Long ago, on this very mountain, the Hoohooligans developed the great Hoohoo civilization."
• "At the summit, there still remain many mysterious remnants of this once great people."
• "...Huh? You want to climb down to where there's a town?"
• "Then just keep heading left down this path."
• "The pictographs on the walls here are ancient letters known as Hooroglyphs."
• "They represent the countless jokes developed by the ancient Hoohoo civilization."
• "We are said to be the descendants of the people who developed the Hoohoo civilization."
• "This land is largely populated by the Beanish people, but there are other races, like ours!"
• "I'm tired of living in the sticks. I want to live someplace cool, where there's lots to do!"
• "If you head left, you can climb down to the mountain's base."
• "Have you met Sledge and Mallet, the Hammer-making masters?"
• "This bridge is broken, so we're repairing it. Go talk to villagers for a while and come back."
• "You can't climb the mountain until the bridge is fixed."
• "Soldiers come to town... Blablanadon fails to return... The bridge suddenly breaks..."
• "I have a bad feeling about this. There could be something awful happening up on the mountain."
• "This is the head of the Hammerhead Bros., Sledge and Mallet."
• "Right now they're out looking for the rocks they use to make Hammers."
• "I'm sure they'll be back before too long."
• "Ah... The waterfall's mist feels so good... My pores are partying!"
• "I wish we could stand here together...forever."
• "We're done fixing the bridge! If you're going to climb up the mountain, be careful up there!"
• "Now that Blablanadon is back, I'm going right up to the summit."
• "I'm so glad Blablanadon is safe... Boy, is that a load off!"
• "Having a house right above a bridge is strangely convenient."
• "You can dump the owner... Er... I mean the garbage...right into the water."
• "How was the view from the summit?"

Little Fungitown

• "This is quite high! Yes, quite! Do you think it's as tall as a mountain?"
• "What a view! This is definitely worth all the trouble we went through to cross the desert."

S.S. Chuckola

• "I... I just can't handle this heavy-duty brain labor!!!"

Hoohooros

• "Ah. Travelers. I am Hoohooros. The ancient weapon of the Hoohoo civilization."
• "Beyond this point, the path grows even crueler. You must prove yourselves up to the challenge."
• "Dare you try this challenge?"
• "You must start now. And you must catch 10 Hoohoo Spirits within 30 seconds!"
• "Do not fall off the ledges, or you will immediately fail."
• "...Now for your next challenge."
• "You must defeat me!"
• "Let us begin!"
• "You have passed this test, too! Now you must face the test of reaching the summit!"

Jellyfish

Gwarhar Lagoon

• "Welcome, travelers! This is the Relaxation Room, where we ease your weary body and spirit!"
• "Our massage masters use their miracle hands to give you a gentle, calming massage."
• "100 coins gets one individual a thorough, if brief, rubdown!"
• "For the both of you it'd ^[sic] be only 200 coins. What do you say?"
• "It's not healthy to let stress build up, you know!"
• "Great! That comes to 200 coins... in advance, thank you!"
• "Now then, you can sit on the chairs in that room and wait."
• "Gigi and Merri were so excited by the Pearl Beans episode that they've fallen fast asleep."
• "As a result, the Relaxation Room is closed for a while."

Jellyfish Sisters

Gigi

• "Oh, hey there! WELCOME! How're you? Super! I'm Gigi."
• "Now, let's get right to it! Show me where you're sore."
• "Oh, look at this... Your hands are so very, very tired..."
• "Now, don't worry! Our miraculous hands will gently coax the weariness from you. Promise!"
• "Oh! Jeepers! What's this?!?"
• "Wowser! I mean, double wowser! You've mastered the Fireband!?!"
• "You guys aren't ordinary travelers, are you?"
• "Oh, yes! That's SO true, Merri! Why, with your Hand Powers, you could even get those..."
• "Oh! How...weak. But we won't give up easily, you two!"
• "We'll be waiting right here for you! Count on it!"
• "We'll show you two guys two absolutely incredible techniques that'll make your hands magical!"
• "What do you say?"
• "Yes! I knew you'd say that! Let the lesson begin!"
• "Those who don't listen will get left behind! Buh-bye!"
• "Hurry up and push, Merri!!!"
• "It's your turn next, Red."
• "Press START to change positions, OK?"
• "Press the Button to select a Hand Power..."
• "Charge up your Fire Power with the Button..."
• "When you feel the fiery power build up to a dangerous level..."
• "When you're about to ignite... Release the Button!"
• "Right down that spine..."
• "Tickle boldly!"
• "With power!"
• "Make 'em feel tickle fever as it burns, burns, BURRRRNS!"
• "Yeah! You can use this move to dash super-fast or even knock stuff over! Feel the power!"
• "Super! Then let's get you a little practical experience!"
• "I want you to dash right into this rock! C'mon!"
• "Nice!!! Super!!! Duper!!!"
• "You're a tickle technician!!!"
• "Super! And that's all we have to teach you!"
• "Oh! That's right!"
• "Oh course... When you want to stop dashing..."
• "Turn in any direction other than the one you're facing, or just press the Button!"
• "Truly, THIS time, we've taught you everything that we can."
• "That's right, Merri! We need you to use that technique to get the two Pearl Beans in the cave!"
• "Listen, I don't mean to be a pill, but if you refuse, you'll have to pay for your lesson..."
• "It'll cost you 100,000 coins!!!"
• "OK! All right! Hurry! Do it! We need both Pearl Beans! Yeah! Woo! Go! GO!"
• "N-Next is the Red Pearl Bean! Oh, get it! Please!"
• "Hurry! Quickly, now!!!"
• "Oh, yeah! Nice! Sooo nice!!! A Red Pearl Bean!"
• "I wanted this so bad!!!"

Merri

• "Ooh! Show me too! Please! 'Cause I'm Merri, and I despise soreness! It's my sworn enemy!"
• "...And you, too! This is awful! Your hands are so tired, they look ready to hibernate!"
• "Oh my goodness! How shocking!"
• "You've mastered the Thunderhand!"
• "Aren't you two fascinating! As miracle hand technicians, we're masters of hands like yours!"
• "ANYWAY... I've gotta say, you guys don't need massages!"
• "Instead, we'll do you one better: we'll teach you two very special hand techniques!"
• "You'll want us to teach you soon! Oh yes, you will!"
• "We'll show you two guys two absolutely incredible techniques that'll make your hands magical!"
• "What do you say?"
• "We'll show you two guys two absolutely incredible techniques that'll make your hands magical!"
• "You're first, Green Bean!"
• "Press the Button to select a Hand Power..."
• "Build up your Thunder Power with the Button..."
• "Build it up... And when you just can't contain the electricity..."
• "When you're about to explode... Release the Button!"
• "When you electrify the person in front of you with this move..."
• "You can use the + Control Pad to both move on the same path!"
• "Yeah! Make 'em feel it!"
• "Right down the spine!"
• "Make it stingly!"
• "Send a big jolt of electricity racing down the back! Yeah!"
• "With electrical tickle power, you can push things with your back or walk from side to side."
• "And now, the time has come to use it! Are you excited?"
• "Great! Try to bump into me with your back!"
• "Come on! Bring it!"
• "Where are you going? Hurry! Hurry up and try to hit me with your back!"
• "No! That's wrong! I want you to hit me with your back! C'mon!"
• "Nice!!! Yowser!!! Wowser!!!"
• "Wow! You're a tickle technician!"
• "AHHHH-HYAHHHH!"
• "Oh! Gigi!"
• "I know this is being super-picky, but you're forgetting one thing!"
• "...Now that that's done, we have a little job for you!"
• "Your power is much, much more powerful than ours!"
• "That's why only you can get the two Pearl Beans!"
• "OK! All right! Hurry! Do it! We need both Pearl Beans! Yeah! Woo! Go! GO!"
• "Oh, good! Oh, good! SO GOOD!!! A Green Pearl Bean!"
• "N-Next is the Green Pearl Bean! Oh, please! Get it! Get it!"
• "Come on! Hurry! Faster!!!"

Jojora

• "...Hold it, you two. This palace is our playground, understand? Do you two want to play here, too? In that case, the least you could do is say hello to those of us who were here first."
• "Eh? Me? I'm Jojora. I'm the buddy of the cousin of the descendant of the spirit who once guarded this place."
• "Princess Peach? Bowletta? Man, I have NO idea what you're talking about! ...Whatever. Look, if you want to go inside, then go right ahead. Be my guest. Go nuts. I don't know what kind of adventure you've been on to get here, but man... Getting through here won't be nearly as easy as what you're used to! No way!"
• "I wonder if you can even make it over here..."
• "This is where the real challenge starts. Look, you probably should just give up and go home!"
• "Hrmm... Wow. If you've come all the way here, you obviously don't give up easily. Cool. So this is a present from me to you... Press the A and B Buttons to hit the blocks that come flying and score points. If you get 30 points in 25 seconds or less, I'll open this door for you. Cool?"
• "Oh! Man! Cut it out! You're the most stubborn people I know! No girls would ever like you!"
• "Welcome! You're the first people ever to climb all the way up here! ...Cool. You're pretty darn determined! Let me reward you with a little something, OK? Don't just stand there! Have a seat and relax for a bit."
• "I'm inviting one of my pals over today. They're all good people, but I'm only inviting one today. Who would you like to invite?"
• "Oh, man! You two have really good taste! Chucklissa/Oholina/Hoohoolia/Teeheena! C'mere! Introduce yourself!"
• "Well done! Now take good care of our honorable guests!"
• "You NEVER touch a lady without her permission!"
• "Eeek! Uncool, you creep!"
• "What did you jerks do to my friend?!? How dare you? You are so uncool!"
• "EHH! Play time's over for the day! Over! Over! Over! Over! Over! Over! Over! Over! OVER!!!"
• "JERKS!"

Lady Lima

After being rescued from the sewers

• "Ohhh, thank the stars! You've saved me! You heroic souls!"
• "C-Could you be the Mario Bros. from the Mushroom Kingdom?"
• "What are the Mario Bros. doing in a place like this?"
• "What? You claim that I dropped the pair of you down here? And that I told you to fix the plumbing?"
• "...Most perplexing..."
• "Why, we were attacked by Cackletta and her fiends and have been stuck here ever since!"
• "We have always remained at this castle, acting as guardians..."
• "Protecting the Beanstar and keeping it out of evil hands..."
• "Ohhhhhhh! Heroic Mario Bros.! Quickly, now! You must go to the Beanstar! Go!"
• "You must not let the Beanstar fall into the hands of evil!"
• "Quickly! Quickly! Do not dawdle!"
• "Qui-Quickly! Go to the Beanstar!"

After the defeat of Queen Bean

• "...Oh, no! Cackletta forced Queen Bean to eat a Belly Blech worm! That's what turned her into THIS!"
• "Our fair kingdom is doomed! Doomed! How will we ever return Queen Bean to normal?"
• "Wh-What's that you say? The Mario Bros. will do something about it?"
• "What can you possibly mean? You speak of the impossible!"
• "Why, there is no known way to spit out an ingested Belly Blech!"
• "Well, except... There is that one way... That last resort... It sure isn't pretty, though..."
• "She may be able to spit it up if she drank the legendary Chuckola Reserve from Chucklehuck Woods."
• "...You'll go to Chucklehuck Woods?"
• "You'll find the Chuckola Reserve?"
• "Well... If you're going to make such bold proclamations, I supposed I have no choice but to rely on you..."
• "Take this Beanbean Brooch and head southwest from the castle toward Chateau de Chucklehuck."
• "If you find the Chuckola Reserve hidden deep in Chucklehuck Woods, our queen may yet recover!"
• "Take that Beanbean Brooch and head southwest from the castle toward Chateau de Chucklehuck."
• "You should be able to get to Chucklehuck Woods from there..."
• "If you find the Chuckola Reserve hidden deep in Chucklehuck Woods, our queen may yet recover!"
• "We don't have high expectations for you, but we'll we waiting nonetheless..."

During/after Queen Bean's recovery

• "Queen Bean has been in a deep sleep, just as you see her now."
• "Did you truly obtain some of the legendary Chuckola Reserve?"
• "There's the Belly Blech worm!"
• "Ohhhh!!! Success! A truly repugnant, yet truly tremendous success!"
• "Queen Bean has returned!"
• "No, Your Highness, it is not I, but rather the Mario Bros. whom you must thank."
• "It was my fault..."
• "And there's no mistaking her one true desire: to rule the world!" - After giving the Beanstar's backstory
• "Just what cards have you drawn, Your Highness?"
• "If you plan to head for Woohoo Hooniversity, proceed southeast from the castle."

At Beanbean International Airport

• "Oh! Masters Mario and Luigi! Queen Bean was most pleased by your efforts at the Hooniversity!"
• "By the way... There has been a slight hiccup in our plans to welcome Princess Peach."
• "You see, nasty Piranha Plants have dug their roots into this runway. Her airplane can't land!"
• "Hmm? What? You want to know why repairs haven't been made?"
• "Well, with the Cackletta incident, it didn't seem to be a priority."
• "...But, enough about that! You must do something about these disgusting Piranha Plants!"
• "...For the sake of the princess! You can't refuse, can you?"
• "Well, then! Show me that Mario Bros. work ethic I've heard so much about!"
• "Even if you beat these Piranha Plants in battle, the roots sprout new plants almost immediately!"
• "We've been looking forever for some other way to defeat them..."
• "Well done, Mario Bros.! Now we can welcome Princess Peach to our fair kingdom!"

During Princess Peach's arrival in the kingdom

• "Hush, everyone! Princess Peach, representative of the Mushroom Kingdom, brings greetings!"
• "This is splendid! Now if we can just find the Beanstar, it will be a happy ending for all!"

After Bowletta's emergence

• "Your Highness!"
• "Bowser..."
• "No... Cackletta..."
• "Uh, I mean... Bowletta... A message has arrived!"
• "It seems we played our hand out, only to find the game is not over..."
• "Check your map to see where the pieces of the Beanstar have fallen."
• "At today's exchange rate, 99,999,999,999,999 Mushroom coins comes to... 99 Beanbean coins!"

Ending cutscene

• "Toadsworth!"

Lagoon-dwellers

• "Hey... Have you heard those rumors about Prince Peasley?"
• "Boy, I have! Lemme tell you! He's running around hunting high and low for something..."
• "Yeah, the young prince is in a pickle, and that's no lie! I wonder if he'll come this way?"
• "You! Move it!"
• "You've GOT to hear this!!!"
• "I'm back with humonstrous news and incredibling rumors!"
• "Whoa! Is it about that strange-looking shining bean-thing that fell from the sky?"
• "Wait... Is that the one everyone is saying Hermie found?"
• "Yeah, the same! Hermie took that bean-thing and decorated his shell with it! That's the word, anyway."
• "I hear he looks just like a festive holiday tree!"
• "Wow! Ker-razy! Cool!!!"
• "We really should go take a look at it!"
• "Yeah! That's a fantabulous idea! Let's do it!"
• "If you two just lie there all day, you'll get wicked sunburned."
• "The miracle hand massage of the tickle hand technicians Gigi and Merri is incredible!"
• "But words don't do it justice... You must experience it!"
• "How's that feel, Hermie? Like the look of it?"
• "Hermie! What is it?!?"
• "Oh, wow... On closer inspection, I see you have red clothes and a shiny mustache... Could you be..."
• "Wow! That jump! Pow! Then it's true! It's true! You're Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom! Stupendular!"
• "Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom is here! Party on! This is no time to be decorating!!!"
• "WHOOOAAAA! It's true! It's true! Can I touch your mustache?!?"
• "That jump! It's gloriful! Grandular!"
• "I cannot WAIT to brag to everyone I know! This RULES!"
• "Huh? Oh... You must be... The president of the Mario Fan Club?"
• "No! Wait just a second! Green clothes... Mustache..."
• "Hey... Any chance that you're... The famous brother who always gets left behind???"
• "Luigi???"
• "Wow! Are we lucky or what?!?"
• "How old are you?"
• "What's your sign?"
• "And your hat size?"
• "OK, your waist?"
• "Favorite snack???"
• "Please excuse Hermie... He's a little...kooky."
• "Gee, I'm sorry, fellas... I guess we were in the wrong..."
• "Anyhoo, I'm sure you two must have had a reason for coming here..."
• "Huh? The bean-thing on the shell?"
• "Well, whoop-de-doo. What's so important about that thing?"
• "Wow! Did you hear that, Hermie?"
• "But we tried so hard..."
• "What? You're leaving already?"
• "I don't see why you can't stay and relax, personally."
• "Superstars are busy people, I'm sure."
• "If you're going back, this way should be a shortcut."

Laser Snifit

• "Ca-Cackletta and her crew snuck into the Hooniversity!"
• "They transformed all of the Hooniversiy's professors into monsters..."
• "Ugh..."
• "Ughhhh..."

Luigi

• "Nintendo!" (with Mario)
• "Go Luigi!"
• "Mama mia..." (recycled from Luigi's Mansion)
• "Mario!"
• "Jump!"
• "High!"
• "Hammer!"
• "Thunder!"
• "Okey Dokey!!"
• "Oh no!"
• "Bye-bye!"
• "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
• "Help me!"

While disguised as Princess Peach

• "The Princess Peach you kidnapped...is an imposter!"
• "We already knew you were coming, and you fell right into our trap!"
• "Come, Mario. Let us return!"

Mario

• "Nintendo!" (with Luigi)
• "I got it!" (edited from Mario Kart 64)
• "Yummy!"
• "Luigi!"
• "Jump!"
• "Spin!"
• "Hammer!"
• "Fire!"
• "Let's-a-go!" (recycled from Super Mario 64)
• "YIPPIE!" (recycled from Super Mario 64)
• "Mama mia..."
• "Hmmm...?"
• "Oh no!"

Moai

• "Hey, Mr. Mussstache! I am amazed you hafff come ssso fffar."
• "Word hasss ssspread in town that I hafff become a horrible and dessspicably fffrightening monssster."
• "Why doesss everybody ssspread rumorsss they know nothing about? That makes me fffuriousss!!!"
• "It's SSSOOOOO ANNOYING! It tearsss up my insssidesss!"
• "Oh! You could help! Mr. Mussstache!"
• "Pleassse help me releassse the ssstresss that ailsss me ssso!"
• "All you mussst do isss dodge my flamesss fffor 30 sssecondsss."
• "What do you sssay? Will you eassse my pain?"
• "I thought fffor sssure you had come to help me..."
• "Will you help me essscape my ssstresss?"
• "Of courssse you will!"
• "Like I sssaid, you mussst dodge my ffflamesss for 30 sssecondsss."
• "Ifff my ffflamesss hit you or you fffall offf that ledge befffore 30 sssecondsss passs..."
• "...you mussst ssstart all over."
• "Ready?"
• "No! No! NO! That won't do!"
• "Can you pleassse try to defffeat my ssstresss again?"
• "OHHH! Many thanksss!!! That really let offf a lot of ssstresss!"
• "It fffeelsss like my sssoul hasss at lassst been releasssed!!!"
• "Thank you, mussstachioed one! You can go now! I am done with you!"

Mole

• "Congratulations!"
• "Excellent job, making it all the way here! Let me commemorate the moment with this! Take it, please!"
• "What's that? You want even more commemoration?"
• "Well! Aren't you the greedy one! No more for you!"

Oho Jees

• "...How much is a chance?"
• "I...don't tell no one big secret of stone wall in southeast region of island. No one. No."
• "How offering up the fire and the brimstone to the hole in the wall makes things happen..."
• "...I don't never tell nobody that! No way! No how! No!"
• "I... I... I wish I were sun at dusk..."
• "... ... ... ...Ha ha kidding."
• "...I tired..."
• "I the Great Thunderhand!!!"
• "... ... ...No, I the Great Liar."
• "You call me Oho Jee."
• "But I no know why..."
• "...Are spirits delicious?"
• "Are we strange?"
• "If this Oho Oasis far out in Oho Ocean, then that mean..."
• "What that mean?"
• "...Me troubled... Can't make machine speak..."
• "This Thunder Palace. That way Fire Palace."
• "This Fire Palace. That way Thunder Palace."
• "...I tired..."
• "What you do if you meet big Firebrand in room up ahead??? Huh? What you do?"
• "Eebity eebity..."
• "Eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity eebity BLEEB!!!"
• "I am me."
• "Revive deep blue me with Thunder!"
• "Revive bright red me with fire!"
• "Hmm hm hmm...♪"
• "Thunder me! Thunder me now!"
• "Ah! I am m-me! This is first time.❤"
• "Fire hot! Fire burns!!!"
• "Thunder scary! Thunder hurts!"
• "Remember!"
• "If Thunder hurt me, I take double-damage from Thunder!"
• "It shocks me!"
• "Think!!!"
• "If Fire hurt me, I take double-damage from Fire!"
• "I hurt already!"
• "I think I am myself, reborn!"
• "Don't worry... I only pretend to be dead. Ha ha funny."

Peas

• "..."
• "Hmm... Perhaps the "Lady Lima" you encountered was..."
• "There's no doubt about it! Cackletta must be after the Beanstar! Oh no!"
• "Is Queen Bean safe?"
• "I'm so frightened at the thought of Cackletta being in here that I refuse to leave... Can't make me!"
• "Aww... We're too late! The Beanstar..."
• "Mario! Luigi!"
• "Lady Lima has asked that you also take this along with you."
• "That thing is a badge. If you equip it, you'll be a little stronger in battle."
• "Different badges have different effects, so..."
• "For now, if you get a badge, make sure you equip it!"
• "To equip it, press SELECT to open your suitcase."
• "To equip badges..."
• "Select this icon."
• "Not there!"
• "Here you can see the gear and the badge you're equipped with."
• "OK, Mario! Time to equip the badge I just gave you!"
• "Select this icon."
• "You can't change what you're wearing now."
• "This is where all the badges you have are shown."
• "Normally, you'd pick a badge... It's simple this time, since you only have one right now..."
• "Press and you'll equip the badge!"
• "Now you're all set! Good luck! And be careful!"
• "Oh, uh... Sorry, Luigi, but if you want your own badge, you'll have to go buy one at the store."
• "Your Highness! Prince Peasley has arrived!"
• "Prince Peasley, where were you..."
• "It would be great if no one attacked the town or castle anymore... Yeah, that'd be nice."
• "We're lucky there was no major structural damage to the castle."
• "Looks like everything in town is back to normal."
• "Umm, I have to begin making repairs to the Castle Court Gardens... They're right above us..."
• "The room on the right is called the Chest of Knowledge... It's full of useful tips for travelers."
• "That's where we keep a store of books left behind by adventurers who once visited our castle."
• "The plane carrying Princess Peach seems to be late."
• "I wonder why Princess Peach is coming to the Beanbean Kingdom."
• "Mario... Luigi... Lady Lima is calling for you."
• "Please go to the runway up ahead."

Peach-bots

• "Ho! Ho! Ho!" - Only line. Occurs three times in the central lab, twice in the basement.
• "Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!" - Said with last occurrence of the above.

Pipeman

• "Hey-hey!"
• "Welcome to the Pipe House!"
• "I'm here to teach you everything you want to know about pipes!"
• "Want to ask about pipes?"
• "See you later!"
• "Don't come if you won't ask..."
• "Which do you want to ask about?"
• "Right, right. Green. Jump in a green pipe to warp to another green pipe elsewhere in this land."
• "You just choose a green pipe you've jumped in before, and you'll warp to it! Easy-peasey!"
• "So, if you find a green pipe, you'd better jump in on principle. Seriously, just for a second!"
• "The more green pipes you jump into, the easier it'll be to travel around the kingdom quickly!"
• "There are nine green pipes in all, OK? Got that?"
• "Can I stop there?"
• "See you later!"
• "...Study a little on your own."
• "Yellow pipes are for travel between the seafloor and the surface or between above- and belowground."
• "There are lots in ocean and desert areas, so when you're in those regions, jump in the yellow pipes!"

Popple

• "Ooooh! Boo! Blast! Criminy! The famous shadow thief, Popple, has been caught in full sight!"
• "Cripes! You think you're ready, do ya? Well, nobody's more ready than me, see? I'll show you!"
• "Rookie! Rookie! Shake a leg!"
• "OK, Rookie! It's your turn, see? I want you to squash those red and green drips there!"
• "Whaaat?!? Rookie! Are you saying you're acquainted with these two palookas?"
• "Quit your babbling, you!"
• "You two ugly mugs came here for the same reason as us! You want the famous Chuckola Reserve!"
• "Boo! Boo, I say! You really think you can beat me to the punch? Well, open up those ears, punks!"
• "I, Popple, shadow thief, filcher of the world's riches, bet you that I get the Chuckola Reserve first!"
• "Rookie! Go to it!"
• "I'll be taking that, see?"
• "...Geh! ...Buh! ...Haaaaack!"
• "Rookie! You bloated idiot!"
• "Who took you in when you were dazed and lost on the mountain? Me! You worthless vermin!"
• "Meh! I don't care, see? We're fine as long as we get the Chuckola Reserve!"
• "Let's not mess with these two knuckleheads. We'll scram and hurry on ahead! Yeah..."
• "We were stuck and couldn't get past here, see?"
• "Hiding here and waiting for a couple of schmoes was brilliant!!!"
• "All right, Rookie! Let's not waste any more time!"
• "We're golden, see?"
• "Th-That's no ordinary soda, see?"
• "We can't stand up to such a beverage!!!"
• "The Beanstar suddenly came falling down out of nowhere... It was shocking, see?"
• "But having treasure fall out of the sky sure is lucky! Yeah! That's right! Verrry lucky!"
• "Only Popple the shadow thief could get such results, see?"
• "Rookie!"
• "Uh-Unless my eyes are screwy..."
• "Look there! It's Red and Green from the Chateau!"
• "Well, boo! Boo to you, I say!"
• "Why does this always happen?!?"
• "This isn't funny, see?"
• "Rookie!"
• "These two numbskulls seem to like the old ring-a-ding-ding! Time to scrap again, see?"
• "I'll be taking that, see?"
• "I guess we got no choice, see? Use THAT technique!!!"
• "D-Did you see that?!?"
• "Hack! Koff! Th-That was our... Bros. Attack!"
• "Ah! Rookie!"
• "Grrrrrr! Boo, I say! I'll... I'll remember this!"
• "Oh, no! Our treasure! It's gonna fly away, see?"
• "Quit mumbling the two of you!!!"
• "What an emotional reunion! Oh, WAH! My hankie is sopping wet with tears! Boo-stupid-hoo!"

Prince Peasley

• "Heh heh heh!"
• "Cheers to your mustaches!"
• "Heh heh heh!"
• "Well! I suppose you could call it a bit of an accident."
• "As I was investigating events throughout the country for this top secret mission I'm on..."
• "I suddenly encountered Cackletta and her vile underling, Fawful, here on this mountain..."
• "But by the time I realized who the fiends were, it was too late..."
• "They transformed me into THAT and shut me inside the egg."
• "Is that so? Princess Peach's voice has been stolen?"
• "Heh heh heh... I wouldn't worry about Princess Peach. I'm quite sure she'll be fine."
• "At any rate, we should chase after Cackletta!"
• "I want you to visit Queen Bean in Beanbean Castle once you climb down the mountain."
• "It may be that Cackletta's next target is in Beanbean Castle! I'd bet my life on it!"
• "Oh! Heh heh heh... Here's a gift from me. Autographed, of course!"
• "Heh heh heh... Yes, I think a rose matches your green perfectly!"
• "If you show that rose at Beanbean Castle, they'll permit you to enter!"
• "And with that, I must get back to my mission!"
• "May we meet again!"
• "Cheers to Red and Greenie! Thank you for your help earlier!"
• "Yes, thanks to you, my secret mission is about to pay off!"
• "Ah heh heh heh heh heh!"
• "Heh heh heh!"
• "Thanks to you..."
• "ABSOLUTELY!"
• "Southeast of this castle is Woohoo Hooniversity, our local research institution."
• "Cackletta and her underlings have just snuck in there: into Woohoo Hooniversity!"
• "Cheers to the superstar siblings!"
• "HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come-back upon!"
• "Thanks to you two... ABSOLUTELY!"
• "I intend to march into Woohoo Hooniversity right this instant!"
• "May we meet again!"
• "Now! Quickly! To the fallen Beanstar!"
• "What? The Beanstar heard Princess Peach's voice and went mad?"
• "But why would Princess Peach's voice drive the Beanstar mad?"
• "I sense a surprising secret at the center of this riddle!"
• "I shall explain it all in detail once we have safely recovered the Beanstar that has fallen below."
• "You two must go to the bottom floor immediately!"
• "I have searched high and low for you two! I feared that you'd met a terrible fate!"
• "Yes... It is true. The Beanstar split into four pieces. They have scattered. It is sad, really..."
• "What? You say you'll help me search for the Beanstar pieces?"
• "Of course, I would be most appreciative..."
• "But actually, I'd like you two to go to Beanbean Airport."
• "Heh heh heh... You see..."
• "Princess Peach is blessing our fair land with her presence!"
• "A dignitary of Princess Peach's stature visiting our kingdom is a very serious affair."
• "And THAT is why I would like you two in attendance to greet Her Royal Loveliness."
• "As such, you must head for Beanbean Airport immediately!"
• "Well, by the by, Beanbean Airport is south of Beanbean Castle."
• "I must head there myself immediately, so I'll see you there!"
• "I knew Cackletta was after the royal voice, so I beat them to the castle and warned the princess."
• "THIS is the Princess Peach whose voice was stolen!"
• "And THAT is why the Beanstar reacted so strangely to her voice!"
• "...By the way, there's no sign of what's left of the Beanstar..."
• "It apparently broke into four pieces, which seem to be lost..."
• "And so, I am off yet again! I must sally forth to look for the pieces of the Beanstar!"
• "You two can relax here and enjoy some sightseeing in our kingdom with fair Princess Peach."
• "There is little we can do. For now, we must gather the Beanstar pieces as Bowletta demands."
• "Luckily, I know the general areas that the pieces fell in, so it shouldn't be too hard to find them."
• "I have marked the areas where the pieces fell."
• "Who will gather the pieces first? The esteemed Mario Bros.? Or me?"
• "I will bet 99,999,999,999,999 Mushroom coins that it will be me!"
• "Do not scoff...for I do not intend to lose!!!"
• "The game is afoot!"
• "What? You say you know how to get from Bowser's room to the bathroom?"
• "That's an odd thing to say..."
• "I will most certainly get all of the pieces before you do."
• "And give my regards to Mr. Red."

Princess Peach

Upon visiting Beanbean Castle

• "Mario! Luigi!"
• "Mario! Luigi!!! Thank you so much for all you've done."
• "I am so relieved that the two of you are safe."
• "Mario... Luigi... I am sorry to have caused you such trouble."
• "When the pair of you came rushing to the castle..."
• "I intended to tell you the truth immediately, but Bowser beat you there..."
• "And I lost my chance to spill the beans...so to speak..."
• "Mario, Luigi..."
• "I was just speaking with Queen Bean..."
• "She tells me there is a mushroom town in Beanbean Kingdom called Little Fungitown. Do you know of it?"
• "Since we have come all the way to this land, I wish to pay an official royal visit to Little Fungitown..."
• "Mario. Luigi. Since we seem to have come to a consensus..."
• "Won't you take me to... Little Fungitown?"
• "Will that do, Toadsworth?"
• "...And with that, please allow me to excuse myself, Queen Bean."

At Teehee Valley

• "I'll be back before you know it!"
• "OK, Mario! And Luigi! Let's go to Little Fungitown!"
• "Eeeeeeeeek!"
• "Mario! Luigi!!!"
• "So I should head back the other way, then?"
• "...I see."
• "Oh, that wasn't so bad! Now then, let's move on!" - After clearing three of the four sections of Teehee Valley.
• "Thank you! We're almost to Little Fungitown!"
• "Little Fungitown is up ahead! Don't let your guard down yet!!!"
• "Eeeeeeeek!"
• "Mario! Luigi! HELP MEEEE!!!!!!"
• "Oh... Mario... Luigi... Thank you! You saved me!"
• "Tee hee... I wonder just what kind of town it is... Oooh, I can't wait!"
• "OK, Mario. And you, too, Luigi! Hop on!"
• "Thanks for your hospitality."
• "Mario! Luigi! Thank you so much for all that you've done. I'm all right now."

At Little Fungitown

• "You two can relax a little and walk around and enjoy the sights."
• "We can all meet up again a little bit later."
• "Mario, Luigi... A Game Arcade near here offers entertainment to the local residents."
• "I know there isn't anything like it in the Mushroom Kingdom, so I'm considering a visit."
• "Mario, have you and your brother been there yet?"
• "Yes, I think I will visit it... a little bit later."
• "Mario..."
• "How... How is he???"
• "W-Well then... Can you cure him?"
• "Wh-What shall we do???"
• "Luigi... Will you go to Guffawha Ruins?"
• "Oh, my! That's quite frightful!"
• "But you're Luigi! You'll do just fine there, surely!"
• "...Uh, right, Luigi?"
• "You'll be fine, won't you?"
• "This is for Mario's sake, right?"
• "You WILL go, yes?"
• "Luigi, you're our only hope. Please come back safely. We'll be waiting for you."
• "Wow! Luigi! You're face^[sic] looks so much more...manly!"
• "Luigi!!!"

Ending

• "Take care, everyone!"
• "Please come visit us in the Mushroom Kingdom someday!"

Professor E. Gadd

• "Looks like the aroma of your new drink has drawn out all the ghosts in the place."
• "Welcome to my Starbeans Cafe!"
• "Seeing you two... This is a most unexpected chance meeting!"
• "Have you tried the drinks made by my latest invention: the wondrous Beanbean Machine?"
• "Its stimulating flavor will put a spicy tingling in your cheeks. ...Yes, quite a tingling, indeed."
• "Hmm... The rich, aromatic fragrance of that drink..."
• "I sense that it's a drink that even I haven't partaken of..."
• "May... May I have a drink?"
• "Hmm... A delicately bitter flavor, but one that makes me crave more."
• "This stuff gives me the energy to push my ghost research into a new dimension!"
• "Thanks for that sampling. Here's a little something I invented in my spare time. Maybe it'll aid you."
• "Well, I hope you will continue to frequent my fine cafe."
• "I'm always happy to have friends partake of the fine flavors produced by my Beanbean Machine."
• "Oooh, mercy! Yet another fragrantly rich aroma!"
• "It's not timing that brought me here. No sirree!"
• "The scent of that new drink drew me in. Yep! From over the hills and across the sea, I came walking."
• "Now then, might I have a quick sampling of this new drink?"
• "..."
• "... ... ..."
• "Delicious!"
• "This may be the next big drink!"
• "You've brewed well!"
• "Thanks for that sampling. Here's a little something I invented in my spare time. Maybe it'll aid you."
• "Hmm!"
• "Hmm... Oh... Oog... All of a sudden I have a bad tummy-ache..."
• "...Perhaps this drink I just drank is the cause of this ache..."
• "...Further proof that every rose has its thorn..."
• "Oooooh... Ohh... Uh-oh. WHERE'S THE RESTROOM?!?"
• "Heeeeeeeeeee!"
• "Oh! Th-That's my Poltergust 3000! L-Luigi!"
• "Are you planning on being the janitor around here?!?"
• "Heeeeeeeeeeee!"
• "Once again I've come from afar because of the scent of a new kind of bean juice!"
• "This is a highly improved model of the Poltergust 3000... It's the Super Poltergust 3001!"
• "If you've just got to know the improvements I've made..."
• "It can now be ridden like this!"
• "And it's incredibly speedy!"
• "With this, now I can go anywhere I want with ease."
• "Now then, might I have a quick sampling of this new drink?"
• "Mmmm... My vody and soul are melting into the syrupy sweetness!"
• "I'd better not drink more or else I, too, might become a ghost."
• "Thanks for that sampling. Here's a little something I invented in my spare time. Maybe it'll aid you."
• "What shall I invent next?"
• "...No, no! This time I've chosen a slightly different way of making my entrance."
• "Hmm? What? Well, just showing up the same way over and over gets old after a while."
• "Besides, don't video conferences feel futuristic and cool?"
• "Oh, don't worry! I've sent a"
• "representative to taste it in my stead!"
• "He should be arriving soon."
• "Don't worry. He's a harmless, friendly little ghost."
• "Please allow him to taste that new drink..."
• "Oh! Mercy! It seems to have been just heavenly."
• "Thanks for that sampling. Here's a little something I invented in my spare time. Maybe it'll aid you."
• "Next time I'll come in person."
• "...Ho ho ho! Surprise! Yet another video conference!"
• "Promises are made to be broken. I'm too busy with my research."
• "Ho ho ho... No, there's no need for that."
• "Listen here. This brand-new Game Boy Horror boasts a new warping capability!"
• "Just bring the new bean juice and place it before the monitor."
• "Ho ho! The warp was successful!"
• "Oh! Another mind-numbingly deep flavor!"
• "Thanks for that sampling. Here's a little something I invented in my spare time. Maybe it'll aid you."
• "Next time, I really will be there in person."
• "Well, here I am...in the flesh! It's been quite a while since I've seen you all here."
• "No, no, no! I'm just testing my latest invention: a gown that lets anybody become a ghost."
• "By wearing this gown, you can become a ghost anytime, anyplace, anywhere you want!"
• "Yep. And while I may be a ghost, I can still taste new drinks."
• "Hmm... This is a mysteriously dim, short-lived flavor..."
• "It's just the kind of bean juice that'll attract the long-overlooked market of after-lifers!"
• "Thanks for that sampling. Here's a little something I invented in my spare time. Maybe it'll aid you."
• "Heeeeeeeeeee!"

Prospector

• "Woah there, pards! It's been a Goomba's age since we had any strangers in these parts!"
• "Now listen, fellers: if you want to ride in them rusty old carts, I won't go a-stoppin' you."
• "But I'd advise watchin' out fer trouble. Yep. No one knows where them rails lead..."
• "Still, I tell you somethin': you might just be able to find jewels by jumpin' a bit in there."
• "And while you're hoppin' for loot, watch out! If you spot danger, just shine your light at it!"
• "...Oh, mercy! There I go again! I'm always borin' folks to tears with stuff like this..."
• "So, erm... Tell me, boys..."
• "Care to ride in the carts?"
• "Then happy trails, fellers!"
• "Gotcha! So..."
• "Then let's start your practice."
• "Woah now! Before you do..."
• "Nobody can see a goldurn thing like this..."
• "Mario! Take this light, young feller. Press that there Button to use it."
• "Just go on and press ↑ → ↓ or ← on the + Control Pad to use it. Then I reckon you'll see just fine."
• "Now shine that light on Luigi."
• "Well done, son."
• "Mario, use that there light to light up Luigi. If you don't, Luigi will be stone blind!"
• "All righty! Next up we got to do a spot o' jumpin'!"
• "Mario, press the Button to jump."
• "Luigi! Press the Button to jump."
• "OK! Next!"
• "Next, I'll teach you gents how to get yourselves diamonds."
• "Diamonds are right important things. If you see any, go on and get 'em!"
• "Now, as for how you go about doin' that, it's reeeeeeal simple. Touch a diamond and it's yours."
• "Mario, you get them red diamonds."
• "Luigi, you go for them green ones. You got to jump to get 'em!"
• "OK, your turn now, Luigi. Try to grab that diamond."
• "Well done, son."
• "There's many dangers in them caves. Stuff could fall on you, or a monster could pop out and CHOMP!"
• "You need to be on your toes. You don't want to lose them diamonds you went about collectin'."
• "OK, then... How about you both try to dodge some obstacles... at the same goldurn time!"
• "Now perk up them ears, boys, 'cause I got one more verrrry important thing to tell you."
• "As time goes by, Mario, that light you got is gonna get dimmer and dimmer."
• "So you'd best be sure to look for batteries before it goes out. Dead batteries ain't good."
• "So, I reckon maybe you fellers ought to practice grabbin' batteries just a touch."
• "That's ample practice, I reckon. Try out the real deal!"
• "Eh?! Hrm? Why, howdy! ...Again."
• "Well, fellers, this spot marks the last stop on the long, strange, railroad of my life."
• "...But I reckon your adventure has just begun. Get to it, boys!"
• "You lookin' to ride again?"
• "Well, all right, then..."
• "You've made it to level..."
• "2!"
• "Well done! Tell you what: I'll set you up with beans."
• "These little fellers are rare. An old coot like me don't need 'em. Go on and get beany."
• "You've made it to level..."
• "3!"
• "Well done. Here! Have a beany reward."

Psycho Kamek

• "You are slowly becoming... more and more mushroomy... You are becoming a Toad..."
• "Oh, are you interested in my hypnotic abilities?"
• "Oh, dear. You look so nervous. Horrified, even."
• "Why don't you start by taking a long, deep breath."
• "How was that? You feel more relaxed now, don't you?"
• "Say, you're dressed strikingly like Mario, aren't you?"
• "Are you infatuated with Mario, the superstar?"
• "Well, in that case, I shall turn you into Mario!"
• "Now, close your eyes..."
• "You shall now become Mario. Yes. Embrace it. Believe."
• "With his incredibly jump, you will face the onslaught of evil."
• "The greatest superstar of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario...is YOU!"
• "See? Aren't you feeling a tad more Marioesque?"
• "You are becoming Mario..."
• "You are turning into Mario..."'
• "More and more Mario..."'
• "You are almost Mario..."'
• "Quite nearly Mario..."
• "YAHHH!!!"
• "You may open your eyes now."
• "Now come this way..."
• "Well? Are your hat and clothes not red?"
• "You are Mario!!!"
• "...Hee hee! See? Incredible! You are fully and completely Mario!"
• "Wow! You might be the most easily hypnotized person I've ever worked with! Perhaps..."
• "I am a genius... I am a genius..."

Queen Bean

Mutated

• "Grrroo-hoo-hoo!"
• "Huhn-gahhhhhhh!"
• "..."
• "Grooh... Groohoo... Gruuurgh..."
• "BLAAARF!!!"

Normal

• "EEYAH HEH HEH!"
• "Ahh... That's the hardest I've laughed in a long, long time. Well done, Lady Lima!"
• "Hmm... So, Cackletta has stolen Princess Peach's voice and the Beanstar..."
• "Nonsense. But why would Cackletta steal the Beanstar and Princess Peach's voice in the first place?"
• "EEYAH HEH HEH!"
• "Fear not! I foresaw this desire of hers long, long ago!"
• "We are prepared!"
• "Card for card, we have a better hand than she!"
• "Perfect timing! Master Mario! Master Luigi! Head out to meet Prince Peasley!"
• "Head out to meet Prince Peasley!"
• "Prince Peasley! Excellent work on your mission!"
• "Have you learned the whereabouts of Cackletta?"
• "Yes, of course! Woohoo Hooniversity is the perfect place to awaken the Beanstar!"
• "Master Mario! Master Luigi! This may be your chance to recover Princess Peach's voice!"
• "I shall inform the locals that you are to be allowed passage on the road to Woohoo Hooniversity!"
• "Princess Peach's first formal visit to our kingdom has been finalized."
• "You should go to Beanbean Airport to greet the princess."
• "As you can see, every card in our hand truly was better than theirs."
• "EEYAH HEH HEH!"
• "That's acceptable in theory, but to reach Little Fungitown, you must go north through Teehee Valley..."
• "Teehee Valley is filled with vile monsters. It would be a little... No! VERY dangerous for Princess Peach."
• "...Your princess is not only beautiful, but both wise and courageous, as well."
• "I am severely impressed!"
• "Mario! Luigi! We have entrusted Princess Peach's safekeeping to the two of you!"
• "Leave the castle town and head northeast to reach Teehee Valley."
• "Oh, my... How has it come to this?"
• "Who would have thought that Cackletta would possess Bowser..."

S.S. Chuckola crew members

• "Whoa! Is this the thing that fell from the sky an' crashed into the hatch with a big ol' thud?!?"
• "It's gotta be! And thanks to that, the hatch is busted!"
• "This is terrible!"
• "But hey! Whoa!"
• "Jus' lookit this thing sparkle an' shine!"
• "I dunno what this is, but I'm puttin' it in the hold!"
• "Lissen up! This'll shock you!"
• "This ship is the world-renowned S.S. Chuckola! Uh-huh!"
• "We're haulin' Chuckola Cola! You hear me??? Shockin', huh?"
• "Who are you guys? New deckhands? Don't even THINK about drinkin' the Chuckola Cola down in the hold!"
• "Eh? Whuzzat? You wanna know why this ship is in a desert? Oh! That's 'cause, uh..."
• "See, this is a sunken ship, ya know? It uh... It used to float. An' then, well..."
• "Yep! It sank. An', uh, time passed an' passed, an' before anyone knew it, the ocean was a desert!"
• "In fact, it's been so dang long, jus' lookit us! We're jus' bags of bones over here!"
• "So, just when is the big, great S.S. Chuckola gonna head out to sea, anyway?"
• "I'm sick of waitin'..."
• "That guy Bloat down in the hold drank too much Chuckola Cola."
• "His bones are all soft 'n' flabby, an' they can't get him off the wall!"
• "Please! Quit cryin'! I swear! THIS is why I hate hirin' these workers from out in the sticks!"
• "Old Bloat is even more of an "ostaf" than before!"
• "And everybody's sayin' the crack in the wall is gradually gettin' bigger an' bigger."
• "Whuzzat? You dunno what an "ostaf" is???"
• "Sheesh! It's simple! Try spellin' it backwards!"
• "Hey! The storage area's this way! If you wanna get in, you need a Membership Card for this boat!"
• '"An' if you want a Membership Card, try doin' somethin' that'll help out this boat!"
• "Oh! Perfect timin! We're short some people an' we're hurtin'. Yeah, we're in a huge jam."
• "You two ready to take on a little work?"
• "Oooh, too bad for us."
• "Great! OK, come in here!"
• "Thanks for your hard work! You really helped us out, fellas!"
• "Unfortunately, we can't pay you with cash, so take this instead!"
• "If you ever need more work, jus' drop by, all right?"
• "We're always happy to welcome hard-workin' types like you fellas!"
• "Oh! Your score!"
• "[x] points!"
• "Excellent work! I can't pay you any cash, so instead..."
• "I'll give you the best of my bean stock. The very best! Go on! All for you!"
• "Oh! Lookit that!"
• "You got a Membership Card right there! Whoa!"
• "Now that I know, I oughta be able to remember you by sight from now on."
• "Hey! Wassup? I know you!"
• "Bringin' this sparkly thing to the hold was a good idea, but where do we put it?"
• "Whoa!!! Whuzzat???"
• "You say this sparkly thing is a piece of the Beanstar?"
• "And you say you two came here lookin' for it?"
• "Hmmm... Really? You want this thing?"
• "Well... I GUESS I could give it to you..."
• "But I gotta tell you, this thing busted our hatch."
• "I can't jus' give it to you for free..."
• "All right!"
• "Jus' get that guy Bloat off the wall up ahead!"
• "Then I'll give this sparkly thing to you guys!"
• "Those are the, y'know, conditions of the trade!"
• "Come one! Come all! Have a look! Come see the pathetically inflated man, Bloat!!"
• "He drank so much Chuckola Cola, he got stuck in this crack!"
• "Plus, he forgot where he left the bombs for blowin' up walls!"
• "Can't nothin' be done? Can't poor Bloat escape his fate?"
• "We just applied some emergency cleanin' to that stinky old floor, so don't go boingin' around on it."
• "Bluh?!? Wha's goin' on here?!?"
• "C-Cap'n! It's the ocean! It's an actual ocean!"
• "Oh! Is the S.S. Chuckola finally afloat once more???"

Starshade Bros.

General Starshade

• "Confirmation! I need confirmation!"
• "Sergeant Starshade! The shooting stars we just witnessed were an alien bombardment! ...Perhaps!"
• "In the name of the Starshade Bros., we will find the alien scum! They will rue the day!"
• "Hmm! Yes! Sighting confirmed! However, I see not green, but red!"
• "Urgent! Pursue additional visual contact immediately!"
• "Oh! Incredible! It is none other than Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom!"
• "Sergeant Starshade! Change of mission objective! Obtain autographs, STAT!"
• "Hmm... I see..."
• "Incredible! To think... Princess Peach's lovely voice in the hands of some vile enemy!"
• "Her voice must be recovered, no matter what it takes! Priority one, Sergeant Starshade!"
• "We must provide as much field support as we can!"
• "Very well, Luigi! Then use the High Jump you just learned to reach the ledge on the right!"
• "Now, press START to change positions. Mario, sir, you move to the rear..."
• "Press the Button to choose your Spin Jump."
• "Then press the Button to jump!"
• "See? You ride piggyback!"
• "Now, if you press the Button once more, the two of you spin through the air together!"
• "Press the + Control Pad while you spin to move through the air!"
• "It is possible to use this Spin Jump to jump across wide valleys and dangerous pits!"
• "Very well, Mario! Then use your Spin Jump to reach the ledge on the right!"
• "Excellent!"
• "Training complete!"
• "Excellent. Now, the proving grounds! The time has come to show the fruits of your training!"
• "You must use the High Jump and Spin Jump we just taught you..."
• "...To reach the flag way up there! Good luck, soldiers!"
• "Hmm... Incredible! Master Mario! Master Luigi! You truly are super brothers! I salute you!"
• "Master Mario! Master Luigi! May your mission be successful! Good luck out there!"
• "Move OUT!!!"
• "This is an emotional reunion, sirs!"
• "Affirmative! You see, when you master a technique in the field, you can also use it in battle!"
• "We must confirm technique mastery in combat situation!"
• "Proceeding with Bros. Attack Tutorial!"
• "Bros. Attacks are duo techniques..."
• "..in which Master Mario and Master Luigi attack together!"
• "OK, let's see your attack, Mario!"
• "Halt!"
• "As you can see, it's grown dark!"
• "Halt!"
• "As you can see..."
• "Not only do things move slowly, but the icons are clearly displayed!"
• "By the way..."
• "If you hit the command exactly, something like this will appear!"
• "Bravo! Well done! Another super job by the super Bros.!"
• "You have mastered it, sirs!"
• "Next...I will tell you about the modes in Bros. Attacks."
• "The modes...can be changed!"
• "Just press the R and L Buttons here...to change the modes!"
• "Once you master Action Commands, try different modes for a greater challenge!"
• "Advanced Commands are methods that further evolve your actions!"
• "When you learn one of these, one of you will flash, and you both will understand..."
• "For now, just master the basic Action Commands!"
• "Bros. Attack training is complete! Almost!"
• "Lastly I shall explain Bros. Points!"
• "You must use Bros. Points to execute Bros. Attacks, so use your points wisely!"
• "Here ends the Bros. Attack lesson! Really!"
• "Proper planning and preparation will ensure safety throughout your journey! We wish you luck!"
• "Move OUT!!!"

Sergeant Starshade

• "General Starshade! A massive explosion has been sighted!"
• "General Starshade! Meteorites confirmed!"
• "Impact in Stardust Fields! Initiate recon!"
• "Emergency! Emergency!"
• "General Starshade! Sir! I have confirmed the presence of a suspicious unknown entity!"
• "It is a vivid green color that pierces the eye!"
• "Luigi sighting confirmed!"
• "Very well! We Starshade Bros. will teach you the secrets of Bros. Action!"
• "Master Mario! Master Luigi! Special Bros. Action training shall commence immediately!"
• "Please! Feel free to address us whenever you are prepared to undergo training! That is all!"
• "When you wish to jump up to a high ledge, Luigi can jump on Mario to perform a High Jump."
• "First, press the Button to choose your High Jump."
• "Then press the Button to jump!"
• "At the moment you jump on him, press the Button again!"
• "See? You can jump higher than you can on your own! Indeed, it's jumping synergy!"
• "Excellent work, men!"
• "If you use your High Jump, you can climb ledges that you could never climb alone!"
• "See, boys, actions that the rear member performs using the Button are called Bros. Actions!"
• "Press the Button to choose an action and the Button to perform it! Remember that!"
• "There are more actions that only brothers like you can perform!"
• "You have perfectly mastered the High Jump and Spin Jump!"
• "Mario and Luigi! Sirs!"
• "By your leave, there is something we com-PLETELY forgot to mention to you earlier!"
• "Since you have mastered the High Jump and Spin Jump, you can now use these techniques in battle!"
• "First, as you can see in Mario's command options..."
• "There's a new attack command called Bros. Attack!"
• "When you choose this command..."
• "Your list of Bros. Attacks appears!"
• "Immediately after the light fades, you'll see a button input icon."
• "But do not worry! Things move in slow motion during button input!"
• "Press the button, please!"
• "And actually, there are multiple Bros. Attack Action Commands!"
• "So...on to the next one!"
• "This time, check the timing and press the button on your own!"
• "That's how Bros. Attacks work!"
• "Modes are the difficulty levels of the Bros. Attacks!"
• "Mode 2 is Without Slow Motion. Mode 3 is Without Button Icons!"
• "Succeeding in the most difficult mode will benefit you greatly."
• "Master Mario! Master Luigi! Good luck! Once you succeed enough times..."
• "You may be able to devise some new Advanced Commands!"
• "Thus we can officially confirm that these field techniques are indeed executable in battle!"
• "You, sir, have been griping far too loudly for some time!"

Thwomp

• "I am Thwomp, and I love a good game! Test your luck for a mere 200 coins!"
• "Are you guys ready to show me the mightiest swing you've got?"
• "Scram! Get out of here! Scram before I crush you!"
• "Break any one of these that you like with your Hammer."
• "If you're lucky, you'll get yourself one incredible treasure!"

Toads

Mario and Luigi's house

• "E-E-E-Emergency situation!"
• "Did you see the Kingdom Courier?"
• "MARIOOOOO!!!"
• "I must find Mario immediately!"
• "Hmm... I hear humming..."
• "Eeeeeeek!"
• "P-P-Princess P-P-Peach... P-P-Princess P-P-Peach..."

Princess Peach's Castle

• "Mario!"
• "When was your last battle?"
• "Did you already forget about your Action Commands?"
• "Oh really? I should have known!"
• "Sorry for the interruption!"
• "Ahem..."
• "Then let me explain, OK? First off, you have to attack!"
• "Stop!"
• "Press the Button here!"
• "If you get the timing just right... you'll do EXTRA damage!"
• "Every attack has its very own Action Command..."
• "So be sure to master them all!"
• "OK, on with the pummeling..."
• "Mario!"
• "I forgot something!"
• "This is really important! You can also dodge Bowser's attacks!"
• "Do you want to know how?"
• "Oh really? I should have known!"
• "Sorry for the interruption!"
• "OK! Um... Mr. Ugly Bad Guy? Could you please attack?"
• "Stop!"
• "Press the Button here!"
• "See, if you dodge attacks, you won't take damage at all!"
• "And by the way, when you think you can dodge..."
• "Just look over here to be sure!"
• "Then watch closely as your foe attacks and time your dodge!"
• "Listen to me, everyone!!! Something terrible has happened!"
• "The Goodwill Ambassador from our neighbor, the Beanbean Kingdom, just paid a visit!"
• "Yeah! But it was no friendly visit! The ambassador stole Princess Peach's voice!"
• "...A-And replaced it with this explosive vocabulary!"
• "Mario! Please! Go and retrieve Princess Peach's beautiful voice! Only you can do it!"
• "The perpetrator came from the Beanbean Kingdom!"
• "If you head over there, you should be able to learn more!"
• "So! Off on an adventure yet again!"
• "...I just hope your long vacation hasn't left you out of shape."
• "You can stretch out and warm up here in this plaza."
• "Oh, and I'd talk to everyone around here. Who knows what you might learn?"
• "That big, bad, mean, altogether nasty Bowser went rushing out toward the other exit!"
• "Mario! Bowser isn't that way!"
• "I've been trying to tell you he's not there! Don't you listen?"
• "You know what? You're a real pest! And guess what else? You still can't go that way!"
• "So, you're going to the Beanbean Kingdom? That's quite a journey. Do you want to learn about Action Icons before you go?"
• "Oh. I see. Fine, then. Great. Good luck in the Beanbean Kingdom. You'll need it."
• "Aha! You're really into learning about Action Icons, aren't you?"
• "OK. This is lesson # 3..."
• "OK. This is lesson # 4..."
• "You're really sort of a pest. OK. This is the last time..."
• "See, Action Icons are... Well... Go read the Instruction Booklet."
• "Haha! Oh, all right, all right..."
• "Action Icons are symbols that show you what actions you can perform at any given time."
• "If you press the Button when this icon is showing, you'll jump. BOING! You're good at that, right?"
• "Stand in front of someone and press the Button when this icon appears to speak.
• "And when this icon appears, press the Button to do a little investigating..."
• "You'll see this icon when you stand near signs and things. Keep an eye out for it!
• "So, that's the fast and dirty explanation. Want to hear it again?"
• "Hey, by the way, is Luigi staying behind to keep an eye on the home front?"
• "Aww... I can't get that Mushroom up there! This is so lame!"
• "My poor Mushroom!"
• "Oh! Wow! My Mushroom! You got it for me?"
• "B-but... What? Awwww..."
• "Won't you please return my Mushroom to me?"
• "Oh, thank you so much! Yes! But... Say, you're going to the Beanbean Kingdom soon, huh? You'd better keep it, then."
• "And please take this as a going-away gift! I insist!"
• "And good luck with all your jumping and stuff over there in the Beanbean Kingdom!"
• "Practice your jumping so you can remember how high you can jump!"
• "Oh! Mario! Your mustache looks so silky-smooth today!"
• "Show me that super jump!"
• "Oh! That was so awesome!♪"
• "Mario, you're the only one in the whole world who can jump like that! You rule!"
• "It's just like I always say: If you see that mustache and that jump, it's Mario!"
• "This is weird... I can't seem to find my precious belonging."
• "Mario! Do you think maybe you could help me look for it?"
• "Some hero you are..."
• "Come on! Please? Just help me find my precious belonging!"
• "I think I dropped it while I was walking up here, so focus on this ledge, OK?"
• "You know, when you approach suspicious-looking areas, the Action Icon changes..."
• "If I were you, I'd ask that guy near the fountain about the Action Icons!
• "Hey! That's it! That's the precious belonging I've been looking for! Thank you!"
• "You are the best! THE BEST! Please take this in return!"
• "Keep up the good work!"
• "Yeah, so, I recently returned from a really nice trip to the Beanbean Kingdom."
• "Ah, Hoohoo Mountain, Oho Ocean, Chucklehuck Woods, Teehee Valley... So much to see!"
• "I've recorded all my travels in my Save Album!"
• "Bowser's Koopa Cruiser is parked just up ahead. Hoo! That is one mean machine! Boy!
• "...Anyway, it's time you were on your way! Head in that direction once you're ready, OK? But, uh..."
• "Rushing headfirst into trouble like you always do is crazy, so be sure to save with that Save Album!"

Teehee Valley

• "H-Hey, man... This looks bad... Uh... Go... Go rescue her!"
• "Huh? Something that huge? That's impossible!"
• "Hey, man! Isn't that Mario?"
• "Y-You're right! Talk about lucky!"
• "It-It looks like they got it..."
• "So, yeah, that monster blocking the gate to town was a huge problem, needless to say. Thanks!"
• "W-Welcome to Little Fungitown."
• "P-Princess Peach! M-Mario Bros.! We have been waiting for you!"
• "We were told to expect you. Please! We insist you use the lift in back!"

Little Fungitown

• "P-P-P-Princess Peach! Is-Is that you, Your Highness?"
• "We-We'd heard you were coming from T-Toadsworth! But so soon?"
• "We-We're so honored you've come all the way h-h-here!"
• "A-A-And over here we have the s-s-superstar, M-M-M-Mario!"
• "And L-L-Luigi!?! Are you for r-r-real?"
• "We-We don't deserve such an in-in-in-incredible honor!"
• "V-V-Very well then! A-Allow us to show you around L-Little Fungitown!"
• "Welcome to Little Fungitown!"
• "I hope you'll enjoy your time here."
• "Welcome to my item shop!"
• "Since you've come all the way to Little Fungitown, you'd miss out if you didn't buy a Mushroom!"
• "So, uh, what do you want to do?"
• "Come again."
• "Well, if it isn't Mario and Luigi!"
• "Mario... Rumors of your deeds have reached even my ears."
• "And you, Luigi... Always looking after the home front! Well done!"
• "Oh! Hey! Mario! And Luigi! Did you say you two were guarding Princess Peach?"
• "Wow! I knew it! Boy, my dad could learn a thing or two from you guys!"
• "Lately, my dad has been spending all his time hanging around the new Game Arcade."
• "And boy, my mom is so mad! Which would be funny, except she goes and takes it out on me!"
• "It's not easy for a kid when his parents are like this!"
• "Hey! Come on! Can we go to Guffawha Ruins soon or what?"
• "WHAT??? That place is dangerous! We can't go there! Are you out of your tiny little mind?"
• "Fine, then, can we go to the new Game Arcade?"
• "WHAT??? There are dangerous guys there! We can't go there! Are you crazy or what?"
• "Aww... What a party pooper..."
• "Wow! That's quite a commotion over there. I wonder what it is..."
• "You rode a lift when you entered this town, didn't you?"
• "They say that lift was made long ago by the people of the ancient Soybean Civilization."
• "Welcome! Welcome!"
• "If it's authentic Mushroom Kingdom goods you're after, I've got 'em!"
• "So, uh, what do you want to do?"
• "Come again."
• "If you head west from this town, you'll find the Guffawha Ruins."
• "All the adults say we shouldn't go there 'cause it's dangerous..."
• "But telling me I can't go just makes me want to go more!"
• "Have you ever felt that way?"
• "Down here under our feet..."
• "...Is the giant, huge, really big mushroom known as the Great Mountain Mushroom!"
• "But just how a mushroom could ever get so very big... remains a mystery."
• "Oh, that guy is such a jerk!"
• "He knows I can't jump way over there, so he always runs off that way!!! REAL MATURE, JERK!"
• "Oooh! Man, that girl scares me!"
• "This is the best place to get a little distance from her!"
• "Without this place, I'd be..."
• "Hey! If it isn't Mario and Luigi!"
• "How do you like the view from up here, guys? Isn't it lovely?"
• "Invince! Invince! Invincishroom!"
• "This unique mushroom is a mix of 1-Up Mushrooms and Stars from the Mushroom Kingdom!!!"
• "Come now! Don't you crave an Invincishroom? Play to win!"
• "See inside for more details!"
• "An Invincishroom, you say? I wonder if it tastes good?"
• "If I eat an Invincishroom, maybe my skin will clear up..."
• "I wonder if my birthmarks and freckles will go away..."
• "Always be wary of the food you eat when traveling!"
• "Trust me on this. You might get sick from foods your body isn't used to! And then things get ugly."
• "But a delicate fellow like me..."
• "I get sick eating normal foods that I eat all the time! Pity me!"
• "Psycho Kamek has become obsessed with his hobby... Hypnosis!"
• "In fact, he now brigns someone in every day and attempts his weird little hypnotisms."
• "I am ALREADY a Toad!"
• "The Mushroom Embassy is just up ahead."
• "Mushroom maintenance is one of the responsibilities of us residents."
• "When a mushroom gets this big, maintaining it is tough..."
• "H-H-Hello!"
• "Princess Peach is in the room up ahead on the right!"
• "I'm new here. And I'm nervous!"
• "You did a splendid job handling that Cackletta problem!"
• "We were all sweating about the ties between the Mushroom and Beanbean Kingdoms..."
• "...It would be terrible if relations got soured!"
• "Mr. Mario! Mr. Luigi! I heard you beat Cackletta, the evil witch threatening the Beanbean Kingdom!"
• "Wow! You really are the superstars of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
• "Surely now the Beanbean and Mushroom Kingdoms will have even more solid relations!"
• "Oh, I'm just lookin'!"
• "Gah! Don't talk to me! It's distracting!!!"
• "Welcome! What do you say? Would you like to play?"
• "Give it a try! If you get a super-nice score, I'll give you a free Invincishroom!"
• "WOW! Nice score! Super-nice, even!"
• "All righty! Here you go!"
• "Umm-yum! Isn't it delectable?"
• "Hmph... This game cheats! ...!!! I was shielding! SHIEEELDING!!! NO!!! I did NOT press that!"
• "Mr. Luigi? Is something the matter?"
• "Oh, I'm still adjusting things. Please wait a bit longer."
• "Huh? Mr. Luigi... Are you traveling alone? Whoa."
• "Huh? You aren't Luigi? You say you're Mario?"
• "Wa ha ha ha ha ha HAAA! Are you half-asleep or what?"
• "Eh? Mr. Mario isn't with you?"
• "What?!? You say he's standing right before my eyes?"
• "Um...Luigi? Did someone thump you on the head?"
• "Oh, my! Mr. Mario isn't with you? Talk about odd..."
• "Huh? You think you're Mario? Oh...really. Well, umm...yeah! Uh...take care...and all..."
• "I'm going to stand watch to make sure no more monsters block the entrance to town!"
• "Luigi! Are you OK?"
• "What? You don't know what you've been doing?"
• "Don't you remember?"
• "I heard you want to Guffawha Ruins to get Crabbie Grass for Mario..."
• "Did... Did you really get Crabbie Grass?"
• "It-It really IS Crabbie Grass!"
• "Going to the frightful and dangerous Guffawha Ruins all by yourself..."
• "Luigi! How incredibly courageous you are!"
• "Surely you will be a legend in this town!"
• "By the way, what do you think that thunderous noise was?"
• "Could something have happened at the embassy?"
• "Luigi, shouldn't you be rushing to Mario's side?"
• "L-L-Luigi!!"
• "P-P-Princess Peach!!! She-!!!"
• "L-Luigi! Quickly! You must go to your brother, Mario!"
• "Luigi! Are you going somewhere?!"
• "Mario!!! The p-princess...!!!"

Toad doctor

• "Hmmm... Green hue... Yes... Discoloration in the face... The symptoms seem to indicate..."
• "Bean Fever! No mistaking it!"
• "This illness afflicts many travelers who aren't used to the food in this region."
• "Had I the right remedy, I could cure him, but sadly, I'm all out."
• "At this rate, in three days..."
• "He'll be a bean!!!"
• "It's somewhat dangerous, but west of this town lies a place known as..."
• "Guffawha Ruins!"
• "It is said that deep within Guffawha Ruins..."
• "...there grows Crabbie Grass, an antidote to this fever."
• "On a side note, according to recent research..."
• "Frightful monsters such as these have settled into Guffawha Ruins."
• "Rumors say that those who have been attacked by these monsters..."
• "...have had their bones broken, their flesh stripped, and all their blood sucked out. ...Yuck."
• "...Well, that's what they say!"
• "Look! That's true brotherly love! Sheer will is making his cowardly bones move. How inspiring!"
• "Crabbie Grass is said to grow in the depths of Guffawha Ruins."
• "You'll find the ruins if you just head due west from town."

Toadsworth

• "Master Mario!"
• "It would appear I'm just in time!"
• "I have prepared a suitcase for you to take with you on your long journey!"
• "I'm sure it will prove useful, as it holds many items and outfits. Please take it!"
• "Just press SELECT to open your suitcase and check the menu screen."
• "Then you can use any items you've found on your journey or even change your clothes..."
• "It's also a good idea to use that screen to double-check your personal status."
• "...Once you board the Koopa Cruiser you can take your time and look through it."
• "Now then, I have one more parting gift, as it were: some funds for your trip! Here you go..."
• "Oh, gracious! Master Luigi! Are you going to the Beanbean Kingdom, as well?"
• "Ah! You're just seeing Master Mario off? A capital idea! I do believe I'll join you."
• "Master Mario! I'm going on ahead. I shall be waiting for you in front of the Koopa Cruiser."
• "Master Mario! It seems you have quite a long road before you this time! Yes, quite long, indeed!"
• "Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh, terribly amusing! Yes. Come now, don't be so startled!"
• "You see... I must tell you... Princess Peach's voice..."
• "...was never stolen!"
• "But you defeated Cackletta nonetheless! And that is something to be congratulated for!"
• "Oh, Master Mario... Spot-on timing..."
• "It is a town full of Toads who have immigrated to this land."
• "As the royal representative of the senior Toads, I must vigorously oppose this idea!"
• "Passing through unknown lands filled with monsters is absolutely absurd! Why, the very idea..."
• "Koh-hoff! Ah-hem!"
• "...And yet... I suppose if Mario and Luigi escorted you..."
• "As if I have any say in the matter! Just be very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY careful."
• "I must begin preparations immediately."
• "Mario, you and Luigi should meet us up north, at the entrance to Teehee Valley."
• "Master Mario! Master Luigi!"
• "Hoo! Sorry to keep you waiting."
• "Now then, Master Mario, Master Luigi..."
• "Please be sure to take the utmost, most diligent, sincerest care of Princess Peach!!!"
• "Princess! Be careful!!!"
• "Hmm... Why do I get the feeling I forgot to say something vital?"
• "...Oh!!! That's right!"
• "Master Mario! Wait!"
• "Oh, now I've done it!"
• "Master Mario, I forgot to tell you one vital tidbit...and now just look at what has happened!"
• "If you let the princess out of your sight like we just did, she'll get kidnapped instantly!"
• "I beg of you: Rescue her and take care to ensure that you do not leave her side again."
• "And if the princess gets too far ahead of you, please stop her and talk some sense into her!"
• "I have asked her to return by the same path she took if you should speak to her."
• "And with that... Good luck! I am counting on you!"
• "Master Mario! Master Luigi! Awful things transpired while you were off doing who-knows-what!"
• "It looks like my hobbies will have to be shelved once again..."
• "Master Mario! Master Luigi!!! We're counting on you!"
• "Heed my directions well and you'll quickly find the Beanstar piece that landed in Teehee Valley!"
• "I recommend going to find this Beanstar piece first!"
• "I must say, my senses have been referred to as "strangely keen"!"
• "You-You must find the Beanstar pieces soon...for the princess!"
• "Surely with my keen advice you can quickly find the piece that fell in Teehee Valley!"
• "Lady Lima!"

Tolstar

• "Nyeck nyeck nyeck!"
• "Why, could it be that Bowser, the great Koopa King, has fallen into my cannon?!? Nyeck! How amusing!"
• "Nyeck nyeck nyeeeck! I am Tolstar the great and famed king of Stardust Fields!"
• "I've heard tales of you, but you aren't very impressive in person! Nyeeeck nyeck nyeck!"
• "Nyeck nyeck! If you want me to get him out of there, little people, you must pay in coins!"
• "I will set him free... for ALL of your coins!!!"
• "And I'll even keep this most embarrassing incident a secret!"
• "Pardon me? I'm not sure I heard you correctly just now! You'll give me all [number] of your coins?"
• "Nyeck nyeck nyeeeck! Why, these are Mushroom Kingdom coins, aren't they?"
• "This is the BEANBEAN Kingdom! ...I supposed I'll have to calculate their value in the local currency!"
• "Let's see... At today's exchange rate... [number] Mushroom coins... are worth 10 Beanbean coins!"
• "Well, sorry, but for only 10 coins I can't guarantee this secret won't slip out! Nyeck nyeck!"
• "...Yes, that means I'll need an additional 100 Beanbean coins!!!"
• "Go find them in Stardust Fields and bring them back to me! Then I'll help your Koopa King!"
• "Uh...nyeck? Let's see here... You now have [number] coins..."
• "Nyeck! It took you long enough! But well done! I'll just be taking those coins now!"
• "Huh? You want out? You want me to help you?"
• "Who said I'd do that?"
• "Nyeck nyeck nyeck!!!"
• "Nyeck nyeck! You're not in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore!"
• "Outsiders begone!"
• "Nyeck nyeck! Isn't that a nasty attack?"
• "Even watching the hand I throw with won't help you?"
• "Hmph! Not bad. Not bad at all!"
• "But how about THIS!?!"
• "Nyeeeeck!"
• "Nyeh... Nyeck nyehhh... They're not lying..."
• "They say they've come here chasing someone called Cackletta... And they're really, really tough..."

Woohoo Hooniversity robots

• "Bros. Block Moves in the arrow's direction when the character matching the color of the block hits it."
• "This Bros. Block is merely a prototype, so striking it will not produce coins."
• "Rally Block Hit this moving block in pairs to rally with it."
• "This Rally Block is merely a prototype, so striking it will not produce coins."
• "Random Block When the character matching the block's color strikes the block, the block produces coins."
• "This Random Block is merely a prototype, so striking it will not produce coins."

Yoshis

• "(So this is a movie theater...)"
• "(I'm so hungry... I want to eat fruit...)"
• "(At first, they taste just like beans, but then the flavor of fruit oozes out... Bean Fruit is the best! ♪)"
• "(Boddle, the gentleman who built this place, is said to be filthy rich! But what does 'filthy rich' mean? Does he own lots and lots of fruit?)"
• "(Once this sign is finished, Yoshi Theater will be complete... Ooh, I can't wait! Once the theater is done, the wall by the door will be so sparkly!)"
• "(Wow! Yoshi faces... Everywhere! ♪)"
• "(These chairs look so cushy and comfortable... Of course, I can't sit in them because my tail gets in the way. Ha ha!)"
• "(Shut up...)"
• "(This room is so dark... What do you do in a 'theater' anyway?)"