List of Mario Party DS quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Party DS. They are listed alphabetically by character.

Bowser

Story

• "Hey, chumps! I'm throwing a Big Bowser Bash to apologize for being such a big jerk."
• "So I've got a buffet of free grub laid out for all of you. Come 'n' get it!"
• "Bwahaha! You fell for one of my traps AGAIN? Now gimme that Sky Crystal!"
• "See my Minimizer here? Guess what it does! It shrinks you all down to size!"
• "Bwahaha! Your Sky Crystal is mine! Now all I need are the other four!"
• "Kamek, I'm done with these peewees. Give 'em the boot!"
• "Bwahaha! Welcome back, small fries! Want to party some more?"
• "Check out my pinball machine! No one's got better games than me!"
• "OK, kid! Let's see these insects try to survive! I'll squish their Superstar!"
• "Bwahaha! So you're the bug I get to squish, [character]?"
• "Then get ready for another shrinky serving from my Minimizer!"
• "HEY!"
• "You broke the Minimizer! NOOOO!!!"
• "Hey, this party ain't over yet! I've got an even-more-secret weapon!"
• "Behold, the Megamorph Belt! Let me give you a taste of its power!"
• "Aw, phooey! This stinks!"
• "NOOOO! Not my Sky Crystal!"
• "Bah! How could a bunch of pathetic peewees get all the Sky Crystals?!"
• "Gah! ...Gather the sky's crystals...to reveal an incredibly fun challenge..."
• "That's what the ol' legend is here at the castle."
• "And I was gonna find it all for myself! Until you clowns wrecked my plans!"
• "Uh, whazzat? You want me to play WITH you? Uh, what weirdos you are!"
• "I guess if you're gonna beg a big shot like me...how can I say no?"

Bowser's Block Party

• "OK, I got this great gadget for our final fight!"
• "Cower before the power of my new Megamorph Belt!"

Boards

• "It's time for you to plunge into the Bowser Zone!"
• "Bwahaha! Get a load of this!"
• "Bwahaha! That's my most dreaded attack, the Zero Flame!"
• Final 5 Frenzy - "Bwahaha! It's time for the Final 5 Frenzy!"
  • "Let's see how you shrimps stack up! (giving out the current standings) Haw, haw! [character] is in last!?"
  • "Let's see how you shrimps stack up! (giving out the current standings) The [team name] team is last!?"
  • A tie for last place - "Huh? You're ALL evenly losing!? Then I'll CHOOSE who to pick on! I think I'll call out... [character]!"
    • "So you need a little help from the big guy, huh? Spin this wheel and see what kind of boost you get!"
  • Get 20 coins! - "Bwahaha! Looks like you need spending power! I'm gonna give you 20 coins. How's that for generosity? Bwahaha!"
  • Get 20 coins! - "Bwahaha! Looks like you two need spending power! I'm gonna give you 30 coins. How's that for generosity? Bwahaha!"
  • Get 30 coins! - "Bwahaha! Looks like you need spending power! I'm gonna give you 20 coins. How's that for generosity? Bwahaha!"
  • Get 30 coins! - "Bwahaha! Looks like you two need spending power! I'm gonna give you 30 coins. How's that for generosity? Bwahaha!"
  • Get 10 coins from others! "Bwahaha! Hey, you really need help! More than I wanna give you! So... All other players have to cough up 10 coins! I'm moved to tears! Now don't blow all your coins in one place! Bwahaha!"
  • Get 10 coins from others! "Bwahaha! Hey, you chumps really need help! More than I wanna give you! So... The other players have to cough up 10 coins! I'm moved to tears! Now don't blow all your coins in one place! Bwahaha!"
  • Get 1 Star! - "Bwahaha! Aw, shucks! Here's 1 star as a present for you! Be grateful for that! Bwahaha!"
  • Get 1 Star! - "Bwahaha! Aw, shucks! Here's 1 star as a present for you two! Be grateful for that! Bwahaha!"
  • Stars for 5 coins! - "Bwahaha! Now everyone can get Stars for only 5 coins! I know how good it feels to get 'em the easy way! Bwahaha!"
• Bowser Event - "Bwahaha! You landed on a Bowser Space! Now it's my turn! How should I mess with you? What to do... I GOT IT!"
  • Gimme Coins! - "You gotta gimme coins! Stop your grumbling! Gimme 20 Coins!"
    • "Whuzzat? That's too steep? OK, I'll cut you some slack. How about you just gimme 10 Coins, then?"
    • "Bwahaha! Who doesn't love coins? Especially YOURS!"
  • Gimme Stars! - "You gotta gimme a Star! Don't grumble! Just gimme your Star!"
    • "Bwahaha! Isn't that just SUPER? I got myself a Star!"
  • Gimme Charity! - "You gotta gimme charity! Stop your grumbling! You gotta give 10 coins to each player! Don't like helping your friends?"
    • "There! Everyone best buddies now? Bwahaha!"
  • Gimme Equality! - "OK, EVERYONE gets hit by this one! You gotta gimme equality!"
    • "Today's your lucky day, (character)! I'm gonna divide up everyone's coins... No one's king of coinage when you're all the same, suckers!"
    • "Here we go! It's time to cough it up and gimme equality!"
    • "See, I treat you all equally. I've got no favorites!"
  • Gimme Equality! - "Bwahaha! Time to gimme equality!"
    • "Today's your lucky day, (character)! I'm gonna take coins from both teams... Then divide 'em up equally and give 'em back to both teams!"
    • "OK, gimme equality, punks!"
    • "It doesn't get any fairer than THAT!"
  • "See you suckers on a Bowser Space some other time!"

Bowser Jr.

• "Watch ME play, Dad! I'm the big pinball pro in these parts!"
• "You rascals need roughing up! And Bowser Jr. is glad to help!"
• "What's it going to be? Let's spin the wheel and find out!"
• "Great! Let's heat things up with a Crosspiece Crisis!"
• "Yeah! You'll play for nothing but crosspieces from now on!"
• "Yeah, crosspieces!"
• "My dad taught me about chaos!"
• "It's a crosspiece!"
• "Awesome! Let's turn the tables! Why turn it? Do I need a reason? OK, then! It's because I WANT to!"
• "Total chaos, right? Whoo hoo! You know I love it!"
• "Whoa! Warning all slackers! Work harder to avoid ties!"
• "Yeah, if there's a tie...I'll place the piece wherever my DEVIOUS mind desires!"'
• "I'm putting down a piece!"
• "I'm gonna do what I want!"
• "OK, want aboard the rocket?"
• "You know what THAT means! And this is one promise I will not break! Commencing....... bridge breaking! Watch this! Yo, pieces! Go away!"
• "All cleaned up and ready for more action!"
• "I hope you're ready to play like the game is over soon...... Because we're skipping ahead! Yeah! We're in the final five now!"
• "Yeah, feel the frenzy!"

Donkey Kong

• "Ooo-ooo-ooh!"

Daisy

• "That's right!" (happy)
• "Owhhh..." (sad / loses a minigame)
• "I'm the superstar!" (wins a minigame or board)

Enchanted Frame

• "I'm SO dusty! Wipe my glass clean in 10 seconds, would you? I'll give you coins!"
• "Sorry, I'm not FULLY clean! I can't reward you. Maybe next time..."

Hammer Bro

• "Here's my Hammer Bro drum solo! HA! My music's so MOVING!"
• "Take this, tiny!"

Kamek

• "Welcome! It's time to face my magic!"
• "Get a load of this spell. I call it Kamek Spell No. 8!"
• "You've come so far! So I have a special spell in store for you... I'll show you Kamek Spell No. 88!"
• "Didn't I send you and your friends off to the middle of nowhere?! What a stubborn bunch you are! I guess I'll just show you your place again!"

Koopa Krag

• "Dagnabbit! I've been stuffed in this blasted book! Help me!"
• "Find that cantankerous Kamek! Whomp him good 'til he lets me out!"
• "Here, ride this magic book! Fly it all the way to that bully!"
• "Hack-hack! Pttooie! Wheeeeze! Gracious, that book was musty!"
• "Thank you kindly! Please take this doodad I found as thanks!"

Koopa Troopa

• "Good timing, little heroes! I have a big problem at hand!"
• "That nasty Kamek has trapped my granddad in this book!"
• "Granddad!"

Luigi

• "Oh yeah!" (happy)
• "No..." (sad / loses a minigame)
• "I'm a superstar!" (wins a minigame or board)

Mario

• "Ya-ha!" (happy)
• "Oh no!" (sad / loses a minigame)
• "I'm-a the super-star!" (wins a minigame or board)
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Here we go again!"

Monty Mole

• "Welcome to the Item Shop!"
• "Want to buy another item?"
• "You can't buy anything!"
• "Thank you!"

Multiple Characters

• "Mario Party!" (title screen)

Musical Notes

• "Be still my beating heart, it's you! I'm the Musical Note B."
• "But... but... you don’t have enough coins!