Ask Cranky

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This article is about the activity on the website for the remake of Donkey Kong Country for the Game Boy Advance. For the FAQ, see Ask Cranky (FAQ). For the activity on the American English DK: King of Swing website, see Ask Cranky (2005).
Ask Cranky
Ask Cranky
Publisher Nintendo
Platform Adobe Flash
Release date USA 2002[1]
Rating N/A
Mode Single player
Format HTML

Ask Cranky is an activity published on the official website for the remake of Donkey Kong Country for the Game Boy Advance. The activity functions in a similar manner to the activity released on the American English DK: King of Swing website, as the player is to write a question that can be answered with "yes" or "no" into a box, and Cranky Kong will respond. The game is formatted as a write-in column in a newspaper titled DKC Daily News.

Replies[edit]

  • Hey! You can't just hit the button and expect me to respond![note 1]
  • I said ask a QUESTION! you kids these days, no respect![note 2]
  • That's a tough one ... Have you tried hitting the reset button?
  • That's the most ridiculous question I've ever heard. I'm not answering it.
  • You call that a question? Back in my day, we respected questions. Yes we did.
  • Absolutely not ... uh ... wait a minute. What was the question? Er ...

Names in other languages[edit]

Language Name Meaning Note(s) Ref.
Dutch Vraag Het Aan Cranky Ask to Cranky [2]
French Demandez à Cranky Ask to Cranky [3]
German Frage Cranky Ask Cranky [4]
Italian Chiedi a Cranky Ask to Cranky [5]
Spanish Pregúntale a Cranky Ask-him to Cranky [6]

Footnotes and references[edit]

Footnotes
  1. ^ This response is shown if the player does not input text into the provided box before "asking" Cranky, or if they ask him the same question twice.
  2. ^ This response is shown if the player writes text that is not considered a question by the game.
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