List of Huey quotes

This is a list of quotes by Huey in Paper Mario: Color Splash.

Paper Mario: Color Splash

• "OW! What was that for?"
• "How would you like it if I whacked you with a hammer while you were sleeping?"
• "A paint can? You think I'm just some regular paint can?!"
• "Alright, you don't look like you're from around here, so I'll forgive that comment."
• "But I am SO much more than a regular paint can!"
• "Anyway, now that I'm awake, you wanna grab a burger or something? Your treat."
• "That didn't sound good!"
• "What are you waiting for, Mario? Use those Battle Cards on this Slurp Guy!"
• "Here he comes!"
• "HOLD IT!"
• "Do you even have any paint, Mario?"
• "You know... paint! That colorful stuff coursing through our bodies? No?"
• "What are we gonna do? There's no paint around here!"
• "Argh! There's no other choice."
• "Mario, you're going to have to wring me out."
• "Just press to give me a squeeze. Don't be shy now."
• "Whooo... I'm so light and airy! Is this what you paperfolk feel like all the time?"
• "All right, enough flapping in the wind!"
• "The paint you just absorbed is basically my blood, sweat, and tears. You'll have time to shower later."
• "Use that paint to power up those Battle Cards your friend gave you."
• "And then use the Battle Cards to plaster this introverted assassin!"
• "No, that's definitely NOT cool! And since when are there three of you?"
• "Whatever... We've got cards, we've got paint..."
• "YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, MARIO!"
• "You have no idea what to do, do you?"
• "No worries, Uncle Huey's here to give you a primer!"
• "MAN, I'M STARVING! How about that burger?!"
• "Huh? Don't worry about Toad there. He'll be fine."
• "Walk it off, bud!"
• "Hmm... Well, maybe he's in rougher shape than I thought."
• "But no worries–he just needs a new fresh coat of paint, and he'll be as good as new."
• "No, ma'am–he'll be the same Toad he's always been. That's the power of paint!"
• "You see, paint isn't just for powering up Battle Cards..."
• "Paint adds beauty and life to the world!"
• "So I've taken the liberty of loading up your hammer with all the colors of the rainbow."
• "Go on–press to give it a swing! Aim for your pasty friend there."
• "See? That's the power of paint!"
• "Now, I've got to warn you. I gave you everything I've got, but it won't last forever."
• "If you want to keep on painting the world around you, you're going to have to resupply from time to time."
• "Easy. Remember that fountain in the center of town? You know, the one where I was taking a nap?"
• "Well, it's the prime source of paint for ALL of Prism Island."
• "We've got six Big Paint Stars hooked up to the thing, and they'll put out as much paint as you like."
• "Plus, I mean... paint nearly flies out of everything around here."
• "Try hitting stuff with your hammer. You'll see what I mean."
• "Bahaha! Dry?! Good one, Toad! Mario, you might wanna give this guy another whack with that hammer."
• "I mean... dry?! Please. Our Big Paint Stars could never run dry. C'mon, I'll show you."
• "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHUUGH! My precious Big Paint Stars. They're gone... All gone!"
• "It's no use..."
• "They're gone... all gone!"
• "Port Prisma without Big Paint Stars is like... like... a tuna-fish sandwich without ketchup! *sob*"
• "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *sniff* *sniff*"
• "Wait a second... What's that smell? It smells like... a Paint Star!"
• "I knew it!"
• "Guys, look up there! It's one of our Big Paint Stars!"
• "Oh, isn't it glorious!"
• "OK! Princess... Mario... Toad... you guys CAN help me after all!"
• "Help me recover that Big Paint Star!"
• "I mean, I did basically sacrifice my lifeblood to get you out of that pickle back there..."
• "Mr. Can is my father. You can call me Huey!"
• "Thanks for the help, guys. It means a lot."
• "All right. Let's go get that Big Paint Star, shall we?"
• "Don't mind me. I'll just tuck myself in your pocket!"
• "If you wanna chat, just press to summon me. It's easier and less painful than hitting me with a hammer."
• "I know this town like the back of my can, so don't hesitate to ask me for advice if you get lost."
• "Yes, a bridge expert would be nice right about now. Don't we have one here in Port Prisma?"
• "Somewhere? Something? I thought you said you were an expert on bridge experts!"
• "Never mind. I guess we'll have to forget about the bridge for now."
• "Hey, just a quick reminder. If you're lost or not sure what to do, just press to talk to me."
• "This is a Save Block. Hit it to save your progress."
• "Look at you, Mr. Fix It! This door's as good as new! It should open right up now."
• "Colorless objects won't work right until you restore their color, so don't be stingy with that paint hammer!"
• "Wait... what's going on here?"
• "Usually there's water flowing here, making the wheel spin around and look super cool."
• "Now it's just sitting there looking moderately cool. That's not cool enough!"
• "Hey, remember that time I told you that you can press to talk to me? That was awesome."
• "Sorry, it's just really lonely in your pocket."
• "Hey, Mario! You called?"
• "Let's repaint that Toad on the bench over there. Maybe he can help us out."
• "Look at that! He's so focused on stealing paint that he hasn't even noticed us approaching."
• "I bet that's why the wheel isn't spinning–he's taking the color right out of the water!"
• "YES! We made it to the Big Paint Star, Mario. Let's go grab it."
• "Hmm. Actually, this isn't a Big Paint Star at all. It's much to small."
• "Mario, this is a Mini Paint Star!"
• "Not to worry–this is a good sign! Mini Paint Stars are kind of like... baby Big Paint Stars."
• "So we must be on the right track. Mini Paint Stars will always lead to Big Paint Stars!"
• "And Big Paint Stars will lead to my beautiful fountain being restored to its former glory!"
• "Whoa! What's going on?!"
• "Well, that's not good."
• "That airship is making off with a huge bucket of paint!"
• "Did they steal all of that from Port Prisma?!"
• "Grab this red Mini Paint Star, and let's get moving!"
• "This is where the red Mini Paint Star led us. Ruddy Road!"
• "OK, Mario. Let's look for the next Paint Star!"
• "What the heck is going on here?"
• "They're making a break for it!"
• "Don't let them get away!"
• "They're sucking the very life out of this beautiful island!"
• "You Rescue Squad guys are so cool. I love the color-coordinated getups, and your scarves are CHOICE!"
• "It's another one of those weirdos!"
• "...Huh? He hasn't noticed us yet. This is our chance to get the jump on him."
• "If you jump on an enemy of whack it with hammer before battle starts, you'll do some early damage!"
• "Also, you can change your battle controls in the menu. The advanced controls allow you to set and paint cards in one step!"
• "There it is! There's a Mini Paint Star over there!"
• "That was easier than I thought it would be."
• "Hurry up and grab it so it can show us the way to the next Paint Star!"
• "Where ya going, genius?! Get over here and grab the Mini Paint Star already!"
• "Huh? But... But why didn't it go flying off when you touched it?"
• "HOLD UP! What in The Lost Levels is going on here?"
• "Look! LOOOOOK! The color! It's been drained!"
• "This is a sick world we live in!"
• "THAT PUNK!"
• "After him! We'll make him pay for this!"
• "Whoa! Look at that!"
• "You saw it too, right? A Toad just fell off that airship!"
• "He must have fallen somewhere in this lake. I hope he's OK. We should go look for him."
• "There's something stuck to the other side. I don't think we can open it from here."
• "We really need to get in there!"
• "If we can just get on top of those blocks, we should be able to drop down to the other side."
• "Wait a minute... YES! There's a clear line!"
• "All right, Mario. I'm gonna teach you a mind-blowing technique. Watch closely."
• "There, see this line on the gate? Looks like stairs, right?"
• "When you see clear lines like this in the world, you can use the Cutout technique!"
• "Go ahead–press !"
• "Bam! That dotted line there. That's what I'm talking about!"
• "We can use this power to transcend dimensions and cut out part of the background!"
• "Get cutting, Mario!"
• "You did it! That's the Cutout technique!"
• "When you see other places where it seems like you could cut something out, try pressing !"
• "If you see a dotted line appear, that means you can use Cutout!"
• "All right, let's drop down to the other side of the gate and look for that fallen Toad."
• "You know, for a Shy Guy, you're all right, kid."
• "Whoa! WHOA! What a gift! Your card slots increased!"
• "You can now play an additional card during your turn in battle!"
• "In other words, you can play two cards per round now!"
• "Thanks, Shy Guy! Wait... Where'd he go?"
• "Oh, look! Two Shy Guy 4-Stacks right on cue!"
• "Let's experiment with that second card slot."
• "Set two cards at once and unleash mayhem, Mario!"
• "There's a Toad clinging to that tree!"
• "Do you think that's the Toad who fell off their airship?"
• "He looks like he could get blown away at any seconds. Let's go help him!"
• "Wow! And I thought I was you biggest fan, Mario!"
• "Weird nonflat objects like this are called Things."
• "And just like when I turned flat, these Things can be wrung out."
• "So go ahead and press to give it a good squeeze."
• "You're the Toad who fell from the airship, right?"
• "I'm glad you're not hurt, but, uh... you seem more... naked that your average Toad."
• "Justice Toad? Uh... Is this guy for real?"
• "How did he say that with a straight face?"
• "Justice Toad, huh? Well, I guess we can't abandon you in your time of need."
• "Besides, if you catch a cold, who's going to save the world? We're on the case!"
• "Look! It's a red Mini Paint Star. So Cherry Lake DOES have one..."
• "Wow, there's a blue Mini Paint Star here!"
• "So Cherry Lake has a red AND a blue Mini Paint Star?!"
• "But it's too far away to reach. Hmm..."
• "So... they're just normal shoes, then."
• "Yeah, those are underwear. You're just wearing two pairs of underwear."
• "Uh... That's just a normal vest, man."
• "This is getting embarrassing..."
• "Bahaha! You're a hoot! Though I guess we actually do need some help right now."
• "There's a blue Mini Paint Star nearby that we just can't reach. Got anything up your sleeve?"
• "Um... Right."
• "Look, this whole "superhero" thing is cute and all, but–"
• "OK. We don't have time for this. Later, Justice Boy."
• "WHAAAA–?! That was AMAZING! You moved the Paint Star!"
• "Incredible! And it seems you're also part unicorn! Although your horn is a kinda crooked."
• "I really thought you were just a crazy person!"
• "Mario, I can smell a big load of paint beyond that gate!"
• "It smells like red paint. Way stronger than the red Mini Paint Stars that led us here..."
• "The red Big Paint Star must be in the Crimson Tower beyond this gate!"
• "Mario! Look at this gate!"
• "Is it just me, or do these kind of look like mushroom-shaped keyholes?"
• "Maybe the gate will open if we find those three keys?"
• "Wait, if you came all the way here from Port Prisma just to see a bridge... are you some sort of bridge builder or something?"
• "Port Prisma was attacked, and the bridge in the blue district was destroyed. It's kind of a problem."
• "Oh, yes. This was definitely a bridge. We started over there, and now we're on this side."
• "Um... kind of at a loss here. It was... really supportive? I don't even have feet, you know!"
• "...Wait a sec. I smell paint! And not just any old paint..."
• "It's Paint Star paint! Coming off a blue Paint Star, if I'm not mistaken."
• "Huh. Doesn't look like it's going to be easy to get to though."
• "How are we supposed to get up on that roof?"
• "Huh, it looks like the post office took a little damage in the attack. See? The sign is crooked."
• "Excuse me, Mr. Toadmaster, but we noticed that your sign is crooked. Thought you'd want to know."
• "Wow, we're on the roof!"
• "Um... were you thinking about giving our cards back? We could be attacked at any moment."
• "Are you kidding me right now?!"
• "We don't have any Battle Cards to defend ourselves with. What are we going to do?"
• "Wait a minute... I almost forgot. There IS something we can do..."
• "Battle Spin!"
• "What an odd Toad."
• "Whatever! All's well that ends well. And learning about Battle Spin and getting a Mini Paint Star count as a happy ending in my book!"
• "So the Rescue Squad needs to be... rescued?"
• "This happens to you a lot, huh, Mario?"
• "But if the Mini Paint Star led us here, there must be another Paint Star in this cave."
• "Let's go check it out!"
• "We've rescued one member of the scattered Rescue Squad! Five more to go!"
• "That's the second Rescue Squad cadet! Just four left."
• "Um, we removed the tape. You can come down now... if you want to."
• "Just three more Rescue Squaddies to find."
• "Two more rescue peeps left! We're getting close."
• "OK, now there's only one missing Rescue Squaddie left!"
• "BOOM! We rescued the whole Rescue Squad! All six of 'em!"
• "All right, let's get back to the leader."
• "Oceanfest?! The Paint Stars are missing, and you're planning a beach party?!"
• "...But I guess Toads will be Toads. I miss the days when they used to dance around Prisma Fountain."
• "If we ever want to see another Toad color party, we need to find those Big Paint Stars!"
• "There should be a Mini Paint Star somewhere on this beach. Let's take a look around."
• "WHOOOOOOA!"
• "Would you look at that view!"
• "Sorry, I've never actually seen this part of the ocean before. Amazing!"
• "To bad I'm just a flimsy piece of paper now. Otherwise I'd go for a swim!"
• "WHAT?!"
• "This is definitely the Toad you gave the key to! I was following!"
• "Hm... Mario, something about this smells fishy. They definitely gave the key to THIS Toad."
• "If only there was a better way to keep track of which Toad is which."
• "AHA! I KNEW IT! This is all a BIG SCAM!"
• "Look at the paint! There's your proof!"
• "Before they shuffled around, we slapped some paint on the Toad you gave the key to!"
• "Was... that a green Mario cosplayer? That must be weird for you."
• "The gentle roar of the waves... The salty sea air... This is the life!"
• "With the Big Paint Stars being lost and everything that's happened since..."
• "I haven't really had any ME time."
• "I really do love the ocean..."
• "Man, they weren't lying. I feel totally blissed out!"
• "Looks like you are too, Mario! You look refreshed!"
• "DUDE! Forget being a surf legend. You just stopped a giant wave in its tracks! No mere surfer can do that!"
• "And check out the shape of your noggin!"
• "Say, come to think of it, there's a hole in the gate to Crimson Tower that looks like it was made for your dome!"
• "And it just so happens we're trying to get into the Crimson Tower to find a Big Paint Star. Do you think you can help us?!"
• "He didn't need to journey to the end of the world after all. He just needed to look inside himself."
• "A Mountain Sage! That's one of those guys who knows everything right?"
• "Amazing! Did you here that, Mario?"
• "If this guy's really a wise, old Sage, he must know where to find the Paint Stars!"
• "Let's climb this mountain and meet the Mountain Sage!"
• "Hm, what's with this place? Mood seems kind of... gloomy."
• "Is this the park ranger that the gatekeeper mentioned? Maybe he's one of those emo types."
• "Yes, sir! We'd like to climb Daffodil Peak and meet the Mountain Sage."
• "We understand. These colorless spots are a real downer. I'd be depressed, too."
• "Mario, this guy's really bringing me down."
• "Think we can fix this place up a bit?"
• "Just a little more. Please do something..."
• 'Oh, scrap! This is..."
• "An Unfurl Block!"
• "Hitting an Unfurl Block grants you the power to Unfurl certain objects. But only for a limited time."
• "While your Unfurl power is active, just hammer things that bear the Unfurl Mark to, well, Unfurl them!"
• "Come to think of it, wasn't there something with this same mark inside the cabin?"
• "Nice Unfurling, Mario!"
• "Wonderful! Thanks, sir!"
• "Glad we could help. I actually feel a lot better, too."
• "Oh, there's an Unfurl Block!"
• "There must be something around here with an Unfurl Mark on it then. Let's look around for it."
• "Oh! There's an Unfurl Mark here!"
• "So there is no Mountain Sage?!"
• "SHENANIGANS! WE'VE BEEN HAD!!"
• "Mario, let's go give the gatekeeper a pice of our mind!"
• "...After we grab the Mini Paint Star, of course!"
• "Only your schnoz fits through, Mario!"
• "Let's go to Daffodil Peak and give that lying gatekeeper a piece of our mind!"
• "HEY, LIARFACE! There IS no Mountain Sage! You just made it up to sell tickets to your boring mountain!"
• "What? You thought he was real too?"
• "Really? Because we hiked all the way to the peak, and all we found was some cheesy carnival cutout!"
• "Hmm. I don't know..."
• "I think both of these guys are telling the truth, Mario."
• "You train on the mountaintop?! So that means..."
• "Great! So there really IS a Mountain Sage!"
• "...But you lost your memory?"
• "Are you still able to use the power of the Chosen Toads?"
• "Well, color me impressed! Remind me to stay on your good side..."
• "Hey, do you know anything about the Big Paint Stars? We're looking for them."
• "I'm guessing it won't open until we repaint it."
• "This really is a big paint job. There's no way we can do it alone."
• "Let's just focus on finding more Paint Stars. We can deal with this later."
• "We'll never be able to paint this ourselves. Let's just get out of here."
• "Yeah, only because Mario caught them slacking off."
• "It turns out that your funky horn thing may fit into on of the keyholes in the Crimson Tower gate!"
• "It worked... but... The Toads are... gone."
• "Thank you for your sacrifice, Chosen Toads."
• "I'll tell my children and my children's children's parents about you."
• "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa...?!"
• "Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what?!"
• "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-happened?!"
• "Mario! What?! How?! This?!"
• "It's all BONE WHITE!"
• "I'm gonna be sick..."
• "What do we even... do?"
• "There's no way we can paint all this with your little hammer... No offense."
• "But this is... We're done. We can't do anything here..."
• "Huh?! What's that?!"
• "You OK, Mario?"
• "We managed to get on the ship! This is our chance!"
• "Let's hijack this thing and take that bucket of paint back."
• "That's not good! Maybe we should have kept one of them around to pilot this thing!"
• "Mario! I'll try to stabilize the ship. Go after the bucket!"
• "There must be a switch or something to release it!"
• "OH SCRAP...
• "Why even have a self-destruct button on your airship?! That's just bad engineering!"
• "But it's all good. Because the Crimson Tower is crimson again!"
• "It'll probably be pretty rough in there, Mario. Maybe we should restock our cards before we go in."
• "And the Know-it-All Toad in the trash can in Port Prisma can tell us if we'll need anything special."
• "Let's head for the top of the tower. The Big Paint Star is definitely up there!"
• "You heard that, right? BIG PAIN STAR?"
• "I think he means Big Paint Star!"
• "It's gotta be at the top of this tower! We need to get up there now!"
• "But wait..."
• "How does he even know the Big Paint Star is here?"
• "And also... WHO WAS THAT GUY?!"
• "Those Shy Guys are working against us! Let's surprise them from below!"
• "AHHHHHHH!"
• "Uh... Hello, gentlesir! We overheard that you're looking for the Big Paint Star. We are too."
• "May I ask who might be? Perhaps we could search for the Big Paint Star together!"
• "Um... Yes. Hello. I'm Huey, and this is Mario. Yes, THAT Mario."
• "Yes, we're looking for a Big Paint Star. Have you seen one?"
• "Uh... Nice to meet you, Morton. Look, we really need Big Paint Star."
• "You know... I don't think we're really getting anywhere here."
• "WHAAA?! He broke the floor!"
• "Something tells me he's heard of before..."
• "This Morton guy is going to be trouble. Let's tread carefully."
• "Morton broke the floor, so we can't get to the top! I wish life was a video game. Then we could just press to make a staircase appear!"
• "Ooh, baby! I just caught a big whiff of paint. The Big Paint Star is close! Let's keep chasing Morton!"
• "Look! It's the red Big Paint Star!"
• "But there's something wrong with it. We need to help it quick!"
• "Master?"
• "Someone ordered Morton to get the Big Paint Star?"
• "So someone else is trying to get the Big Paint Stars too?!"
• "But at least we've found the red Big Paint Star!"
• "Looks like it's fainted from being so dried out..."
• "OK, Mario! Jump into it and wake it up!"
• "Finally! The red Big Paint Star is back in its rightful place."
• "It's all thanks to you, Mario! I don't know what we'd do without you."
• "Wait... did the Paint Star just SAY something? That's never happened before."
• "No... that's not possible. Maybe it's more like... we can somehow hear its voice inside our minds?"
• "Oh, that was awful! I've never seen such wanton disregard for paint!"
• "At least we got to see what happened to the other Paint Stars."
• "That horrible monster just flung them to the corners of the island without a second thought!"
• "We're on it, Red!"
• "Prisma Fountain must be restored! Everyone should be able to see the joy and beauty it brings to our town."
• "Whoa! Looks like Red just powered you up, Mario!"
• "Of course, what we could really use is a detailed map, showing us EXACTLY where that monster threw our Paint Stars!"
• "But this will have to do for now. I just hope we have enough power to defeat that... thing!"
• "Hold on, Mario! We need a plan. We don't even know where that airship is going yet!"
• "Plus, I mean... did you get a good look at that bad guy? He flung those Paint Stars like they were nothing!"
• "I've got an idea. Remember how the red Big Paint Star said to let the paint be our guide?"
• "Well, I bet if we can recover all of the Big Paint Stars, they'll point the way to Princess Peach."
• "I know it's kind of crazy, but it's all we've got. Come on, Mario. We've got a lot of work to do!"
• "Wait... a secret door?! What's with all this high-tech stuff just sitting around in a crummy storage room?"
• "This is weird, Mario, but I'm thinking it could be good-weird. Let's check it out!"
• "An underground museum?! This must be one of those super-snobby art places that no one knows about."
• "Sounds like it's for a good cause!"
• "Plus, Port Prisma is my hometown. It'll be nice to visit the museum when I'm old and reminisce about our adventure!"
• "Look at that, Mario! You see what I mean by the power of paint?"
• "The Big Paint Star did all of this by itself. Now the Scarlet Gate is as good as new!"
• "Let's open the Scarlet Gate and keep going!"
• "All right, we're in!"
• "I smell another Paint Star around here somewhere–let's go find it!"
• "All right, now where could that Paint Star be...?"
• "Mario, your preemptive hammer and jump strikes will grow more powerful every time you find a Big Paint Star."
• "If an enemy is weak enough, you might be able to just instantly squash 'em with your hammer ad not have to battle at all!"
• "There should be an Unfurl Block somewhere around here. Let's find it!"
• "You know, it's awfully quiet around here. That's never good."
• "I've got a really bad feeling about this, Mario."
• "The last time I felt this way, I caught someone mixing eggshells and flat paints! Do you realize how–"
• "Did you see that?!"
• "Some kind of missile just landed in those faraway hills!"
• "Step on it, Mario!"
• "Let's get to the mountains and made sure everything's OK!"
• "There must be an Unfurl Block somewhere around here. It could be anywhere, so get crazy with the hammer if you have to!"
• "*sniff* *sniff*"
• "UGH! Something smells TERRIBLE around here! Like paint mixed with... stickier paint... or something."
• "It's coming from over there somewhere. Let's go check it out."
• "We're getting close to where that thing landed. I hope everything is OK..."
• "Man! What's with this place? First the stinky paint, now a faulty ramp?"
• "What's next? Improper soil slopes?"
• "IT'S WORSE THAN I EVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED!"
• "Everything has been painted black!"
• "That thing that fell from the sky must have been a... a bomb full of black paint!"
• "I've got a REALLY bad feeling about this..."
• "This is terrible! That bomb must have exploded with black paint!"
• "Mario! Are you OK? Don't touch the black paint!"
• "This stuff is beyond toxic! Whatever you do, don't touch it!"
• "I'm sorry... I should have warned you."
• "I need to make this right..."
• "Would you, uh, mind closing your eyes for a sec?"
• "OK. You can open your eyes now."
• "All right! Now let's never speak of this again!"
• "Look, there's the Mini Paint Star I must have originally smelled. Onward!"
• "All right, we know there's a yellow Mini Paint Star on the mountain somewhere... Now, let's go get it!"
• "What a peaceful and cozy little house! Must be nice to live here."
• "Ah, so this is where the professor lives! Let's go inside and meet him."
• "I'm not sure. I think maybe we need to talk to the professor. See, we're looking for missing Paint Stars, and..."
• "It's kind of a long story, but we can see one of them from the professor's front yard."
• "How does he get any work done with this giant spike on his desk?"
• "So the professor is in Mondo Woods. Maybe there's a Mini Paint Star nearby that can help us get there..."
• "Have you tried Cutout lately? Something about that barn looks suspicious to me... like it doesn't quite line up..."
• "So the professor and Princess went for a walk in the woods but haven't come back. Let's find 'em!"
• "Hey, Mario..."
• "Is it just me, or is there something... unusual about this forest?"
• "I mean, I can't quite put my handle on it, but..."
• "Oh. I just figured it out."
• "EVERYTHING'S HUGE!"
• "I hope the professor and Princess are safe out here. It's not exactly the nicest neighborhood."
• "Oh man. Looks like another giant wall that we're gonna have to repaint."
• "Wait a tick..."
• "It's a giant coin! We're rich!"
• "Or... we would be. If we could actually pocket a coin that big."
• "And if it weren't completely drained of color."
• "Never mind, Mario. Sorry to get your hopes up. We're not rich. Unless you count friendship."
• "Which I do."
• "Dude, I get it. I want the mega coin just as much as you do!"
• "But some things are just not meant to be. And I hate to see you waste all of your yellow paint like this."
• "Eh?"
• "Whoa, Mario! Did you see that?! Never mind–I saw it, and I'll explain it to you right now!"
• "That weird nearsighted guy just inflated that Goomba!"
• "Maybe he's the one... making EVERYTHING big!"
• "INCLUDING MY VOICE!"
• "This giant Goomba is a giant pain! I think you're going to have to take it out for us to move forward."
• "Hmm... What's this?"
• "Some kind of chain, maybe? I wonder if the professor dropped it."
• "Yup, I'm pretty sure it's a chain. Let's leave it here for now."
• "Hey, uh..."
• "Sorry to bother you while you're softly crying to yourself, but would you happen to be the professor?"
• "You see, we're looking for the professor of super-old things."
• "Yeah, uh... I wish we could help, but we're kind of busy searching for the Paint Stars."
• "Does she know the way home? Maybe she just went back home!"
• "Well, he cheered up quickly."
• "I sure hope Princess is waiting for him at home. For all of our sakes..."
• "I smell paint! There must be a Mini Paint Star nearby..."
• "Professor, pull yourself together! I'm sure she'll turn up."
• "Wow, that's a cool-looking train! I wonder if it works..."
• "The tracks just stretch off into the vast, boring unknown here, Mario. No point going this way."
• "Did you here that? Fossils! Let's try to get closer!"
• "We can't access this site without some kind of permit from the professor. Let's come back later."
• "Ah! We have a permit! See, check it out!"
• "Yes! Now we can see what all the fuss is about!"
• "Oh, right... I suppose we should also be looking for Paint Stars..."
• "How about this? You keep looking for Paint Stars, and I'll just do a tiny amount of fossil hunting. Deal?"
• "Whoa, did you feel that?"
• "It's getting louder! What's going on?!"
• "Isn't this the Rescue Squad's job? Where are those guys?"
• "I guess we'll have to do it ourselves, Mario!"
• "Hey, Mario. Hold on a second."
• "This whole dig site seems a bit.. seismologically unstable, wouldn't you say?"
• "And I just felt a little vibration in the air..."
• "So this seems as good an opportunity as any to say something important."
• "I just want you to know that, should something catastrophic happen, I will protect you."
• "I would literally throw my body in front of–"
• "Oh, hey! I found a safe spot over here for you. I was just keeping it warm."
• "Anyway, what WAS that thing? It's probably been causing all of the problems around here."
• "Let's head back to the main site before it comes back."
• "Well, I'm not sure how it'll help us, but let's give that bone a squeeze. You know, for science."
• "So this is a Draggadon fossil? I wouldn't want to run into this guy in a dark alley!"
• "I didn't expect it to be so... colorless. Kind of looks like it's been drained!"
• "Hey, Mario. Smells like there's a Paint Star on the other side of that hole. Let's check it out."
• "Looks like that monster rolled through here and off into the sunset..."
• "Well, it's been real, but let's grab the Paint Star and get outta here!"
• "Ooh, I smell a Paint Star!"
• "But I think it's behind that "door.""
• "Yeesh! Someone really went overboard with the decorative spikes in here."
• "I'd like to get a closer look, but as a rule I try to avoid giant, point spikes of death."
• "Uh... Oops."
• "Well, at least we can get across the spikes now."
• "This is the kind of door you get when you're REALLY tired of solicitors. Looks like it's missing a spike."
• "Do you think that spike the professor gave us would fit in that hole? Give it a try!"
• "That sharp spiny-looking spike that looked like the spiny spike of a Spiny really was a Spiny spike!"
• "*sniff sniff* Come to papa, Paint Star!"
• "Isn't it fun exploring a dangerous and mysterious temple like this? Watch your step!"
• "I gotcha, bud!"
• "I'm gonna pull you up. Ready... HEAVE!"
• "Well, that was a close call."
• "You'd be looking at the Game Over screen if it wasn't for me!"
• "Hey, look over there!"
• "Two Mini Paint Stars! One right above the other."
• "But... how are we going to get over there?"
• "Yikes! Forget about the Paint Stars–what are we going to do about this lava? It's rising!"
• "Listen here, you overgrown thumbtack–we're taking that Paint Star!"
• "Get ready for a fresh coat of PAIN!"
• "What's he screaming about? Let's check in at that window over there before heading inside."
• "Did he say we could win a Big Paint Star?! Lemme at 'em! I'll win the Battle Royal fair and square!"
• "Or, maybe you could win it. Since you're the heroic type and all, Mario."
• "Really? Well, who would have been so kind as to preregister us?"
• "Because we've never been here before, you know."
• "I guess that's just another perk of being famous, huh, Mario?"
• "Awfully dark in here, isn't it? They're really setting the stage!"
• "I can't wait to get medieval and crunch my foes in a Battle Royal!"
• "I mean... I can't wait to watch you do those things."
• "Look, Mario! There it is!"
• "The Big Paint Star!"
• "Mario, I'm not sure we can beat him with the cards we have right now..."
• "This isn't working! We have to get out of here and regroup!"
• "Whoa, we made it to the outer wall! Check out the view!"
• "Ooh, ninja-style. I like it."
• "Come on. Let's go get it!"
• "We did it! The yellow Big Paint Star has been returned to Prisma Fountain!"
• "No way!"
• "So it was Bowser's underlings who drained that Toad of color and mailed him to you guys!"
• "They must have sent that letter to lure you to Port Prisma so they could kidnap Princess Peach!"
• "OK, if we can just keep finding Big Paint Stars and piecing these memories together, Bowser's evil plan should become clear!"
• "Oh man. Looks like another giant wall blocking our path."
• "Cha-ching! The yellow Big Paint Star painted this entire giant coin for us!"
• "We're rich, Mario. RICH! Now there's nothing left to do but twirl our mustaches and count our money. Muhahaha!"
• "WHAT?!"
• "That only counted as ONE coin?! Shenanigans! SHENANIGANS, I SAY!"
• "*sigh* The mustache twirling will have to wait, I suppose."
• "Mario, did you hear that? Paranormal activity! Like ghosts and junk!"
• "We should investigate. I have an inkling that this has something to do with the Paint Stars."
• "And it's not just colorless spots–this place is creepy as all get-out!"
• "Besides... I've always wanted to be a paranormal investigator. Ooh! We should get business cards!"
• "WHAAAA?! Those books just flew off the shelves by themselves! I'm telling you, Mario–this place is haunted for sure!"
• "WAAAAAAAAH! The paint revealed a ghostly presence! No way..."
• "Mario, are you... scared?!"
• "So even Mario gets scared sometimes. Don't worry–I won't tell Princess Peach."
• "Isn't that room 201 over there?"
• "Say, is this the book you were looking for?"
• "We got "it" back for you."
• "Huh? What was that noise just now?"
• "If you're trying to catch a bird, maybe this will help."
• "Cool it. We brought you some fresh sheets."
• "Uh... Is this the red bird that you mentioned?"
• "Wow! Consider our spirits raised!"
• "We've solved the paranormal puzzle of Dark Bloo Inn! Now let's get that Mini Paint Star, Mario!"
• "So, you haven't seen a teapot around?"
• "Well, Mario. I guess it's up to us to find that teapot."
• "That... was unexpected. I might have to pick that album up."
• "The coast is clear. Let's take a look
• "O......K. Looks like that tea-bag guy was the source of the poison!"
• "This place smells waaay better now! And I also smell the unmistakable scent of a Paint Star!"
• "Let's take a stroll through the park before we return the teapot to the inn!"
• "The forest is still huge. Kamek must be SOME magician for the effects to reach way out here!"
• "Whoa! It's another one of those massive blank spots. Gross..."
• "Are those a couple of Toad's hanging out in the middle?"
• "No way, dude. You are NEVER going to this whole thing. Trust me–I'm a paint can."
• "Star from the sky? Mario, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
• "Um, Chef? Is there ANY way to expedite the reservation process?"
• "Perhaps if we fanned you for another couple hours?"
• "I see..."
• "Mario, we're going to have to find something else out..."
• "Whoo-ee! It sure is hot inside this volcano. Good thing I don't have any sweat glands."
• "This probably goes without saying, but try not to fall into the lava, OK?"
• "It certainly is an impressive sight... Seems like something could pop out at us at any moment."
• "But for the time being, it doesn't look like anything's gonna happen here."
• "And it's not like we can walk across hot lava. Let's head back for now."
• "Whoa! Part of the sea is completely colorless! This is a severe environmental issue! One could even call it a "green" issue!"
• "Though I guess it's more of a "blue" issue."
• "The sea being colorless is kind of... worrisome. Let's go check it out."
• "It's just a bunch of Shy Guys. Nothing we can't handle."
• "Are you really trying to paint the entire ocean with your hammer?"
• "How are you still alive?!"
• "Perhaps I didn't make myself clear earlier..."
• "KNOCK IT OFF!"
• "I wish we could help, but we can't sail through that colorless water. Unless..."
• "If we could track down a Big Paint Star and repaint the sea, we could probably save your captain!"
• "GAH! We managed to pull the turnip out, but the Pipe came out too!"
• "The whole point of pulling the turnip out was to go through the pipe!"
• "Huh, what's that? Maybe try pulling on it?"
• "A new Pipe grew out of the same spot! Nature works in mysterious ways."
• "Ah, finally the forest is normal sized again!"
• "It seems that Kamek's magic didn't reach this far."
• "Wait a tick, Mario."
• "Does that sign over there look a little... strange to you?"
• "OH! Weird."
• "The writing on this sign is SUPER TINY."
• "Why do you think it's so small? And why am I whispering?"
• "A Mini Paint Star! Here?! And no boss guarding it? That's... a little too easy."
• "Well, no complaints here. Grab that puppy and let's move on."
• "GAAAH?! It vanished!"
• "Could those tiny guys really have carried it off?"
• "Huh?"
• "My back feels... itchy."
• "GAAAAAH! It's moving!"
• "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"
• "WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?!"
• "I mean... thanks."
• "Now where were we? The Paint Star, right!"
• "You BETTER not have dented my can, fur face."
• "Huh? Is that...?"
• "GAH! They broke the Paint Star into pieces! Those MONSTERS!"
• "Judging by the size of this piece, I'm guessing they broke it into five parts."
• "We've got to find the other pieces and bring them back to the entrance!"
• "Huh? How'd a piece of the broken Paint Star end up here?"
• "Psst. Mario. It's me, Huey."
• "Smells like there are a bunch of Goombas out there. Either that, or you could REALLY use a shower."
• "Goombas? Yeah, I thought so. OK, I'm just gonna stay in your pocket for this one."
• "There's no way you can survive an onslaught of that size. Avoid that Goomba army at all costs!"
• "Psst! It's me again! Well, there's no one else in your pocket, so of course it's me."
• "A Paint Star piece is wading in that sea of Small Goombas!"
• "We've gotta get to it somehow! You'll figure it out, Mario!"
• "Well, it's definitely a pipe. But it's tiny."
• "No way I'm going in there. I've seen this movie before."
• "Smells like you got a piece of the Paint Star. Nice!"
• "He's not huge; you're just a shrimp! Kamek's magic must have shrank you!"
• "Look, Mario! A Mini Paint Star piece is stuck in that tree!"
• "Hang on a sec!"
• "I'm just gonna, uh, stay back here. Go ahead and whack it with your hammer!"
• "Oh, so you'll whack me in the back, but you won't whack the tree? We need that Mini Paint Star piece!"
• "So there were a bunch of tiny Goombas in the Sacred Tree. Thought that might be the case."
• "Man... it sure got dark out quick. Dark and stinky!"
• "GAAAAAAAH! Mario! GET IT OFF! GET IT–"
• "On second thought, I've got this one."
• "OK, Mario. Let's put that Paint Star back together."
• "We did it! The Mini Paint Star is whole again! Impressive handiwork, Mario."
• "Let's grab it and go!"
• "A TRAPDOOR?! Where the heck are we?"
• "The floor's covered in water. And it looks like this pipe goes down even deeper..."
• "Well, you've seen a pipe or two in your day, Mario. What do you think? We don't have a lot of options here."
• "Whoa..."
• "It's so quiet. Are we... underwater? But we can still breathe!"
• "Awesome! There's our Paint Star!"
• "This fort... There's no mistaking that smell. The blue Big Paint Star is here!"
• "Guess he ran away WITHOUT his tail between his legs. Ha! Get it?!"
• "Mario, it seems like the fence panels get shuffled around each time you hit one."
• "If only we could keep track of which fence panels you've already hit..."
• "OK, that's DEFINITELY a trap. That Thing up there makes it totally obvious."
• "Ouch... You might want to get that checked out."
• "Whew! That was a good workout. Been a while since I got my paint pumping like that!"
• "Quit bragging, you classically trained half-wit! There's a Big Paint Star here–I know it!"
• "You can't hide it from me! I can smell things. Things normal paint cans only dream of smelling!"
• "Stuff your sorries in a sack! And toss the Big Paint Star this way!"
• "Mario, it's the third Big Paint Star. Old Blue!"
• "Jump into it and wake it up!"
• "The blue Big Paint Star has been returned to Prisma Fountain!"
• "So that's what happened!"
• "Bowser's army invaded with a ton of air ships and hauled off all of the paint!"
• "The one we destroyed at the Crimson Tower was just one of them..."
• "But what are they doing with all of that paint?"
• "Guess we'll have to rescue the next Big Paint Star to find out!"
• "Don't mention it, Captain! Your ship should be able to set sail now that the color has been restored to the sea!"
• "Whereabouts are you headed?"
• "Fortune Island, eh? Hmm..."
• "You know, the Violet Isles have a lot of nooks and crannies. We might find some Paint Stars there too!"
• "Sounds... like... fun. But I'm SURE there are some Paint Stars there!"
• "Mario, we need to figure out how to cross the Lost Sea before we set off. Let's see what we can find."
• "Did some kind of legendary captain write on that scrap of paper? That just might help us find a way through the Lost Sea."
• "Let's go show it to the regular captain!"
• "Yeah, it was just lying around. You might want to see an optometrist."
• "And who is this "legendary captain"? That's a pretty impressive title."
• "So this piece of paper contains an entry from the legendary captain's journal?"
• "So that means we can cross the Lost Sea now, right?"
• "Uh... Yeah!"
• "Let's go look for Fortune Island more Paint Stars!"
• "Well THIS is a change of scenery. What's that round thing jutting out of the water there?"
• "You've gotta hit those big-point targets, Mario! Try to remember when they come out..."
• "Ah, more adorable Toad rocks poking out of the water. Looks like the place we started, but slightly different..."
• "More uncharted waters!"
• "Is that a... coin floating there? I want that coin..."
• "Mmm... You smell that?"
• "It's a Mini Paint Star!"
• "But... there's a Mini Paint Star sitting there in the center... just waiting for us to grab it!"
• "Well, that famous whirlpool is keeping us from saving a precious Paint Star! Is there anything that can be done?"
• "Ah! Maybe the Toad who lives here can tell us something useful..."
• "Let's start by reviving that Toad!"
• "We're in a bit of a bind! Our ship is stuck because of that whirlpool."
• "What?! A parallel world... identical in every way?! What are we waiting for, Mario? Let's go!"
• ""It's identical in every way!" Yeah, right. This place is creepy!"
• "Has Mr. Captain given up already? If we don't do something about this whirlpool, we won't be able to get that Paint Star, you know."
• "Aw, come on. We can't just give up when there's a Mini Paint Star so close by."
• "We'll think of something."
• "Eh... let's not tell him. He seems motivated right now, so let's just roll with it."
• "Right, Mario, let's go! Yo ho ho!"
• "(Why can't we ever meet anyone normal?!)"
• "There, there, Mr. Lighthouse Keeper. Maybe we can fix the light for you."
• "Um, how do I put this...?"
• "We, uh, already know about the parallel world. Weird pipe, right? Leads to a freaky opposite world?"
• "Another parallel world... And in the most unlikely of places: the middle of an unexplored and deeply mysterious ocean..."
• "Well, if I know my parallel worlds, and I'm beginning to think I do, we should go check this place out."
• "Maybe we'll find the key to turning the lights back on... and finally make our way to Fortune Island."
• "Paint Staaar!"
• "Aww, he was gonna come rescue us. So cute..."
• "Anyway, let's get back to the ship!"
• "Aha, one of those weird pipes! Fortune Island must have a parallel world, too."
• "Anything for you, Captain!"
• "Besides, I'm getting a whiff of that sweet, sweet Big Paint Star smell! Let's go, Mario."
• "Mario! I can smell the Big Paint Star in this room!"
• "I'm going to go take a look..."
• "Whaaa! What's this?!"
• "Mario! Come quickly!"
• "*cough* *cough* So much smoke... I can hardly breathe!"
• "But I think I saw the Paint Star off in the distance through the smoke."
• "How can we clear all the smoke out?"
• "Whoa! It's full of treasure! Could this be the fortune of... well, of Fortune Island?!"
• "Snifit or Whiffit?! REALLY?"
• "The captain won't be happy when he hears that the fabled treasure of Fortune Island has been claimed by some cheesy game show..."
• "I have a feeling we're going to need that treasure from Snifit or Whiffit. Did you ever get the prize for clearing the bonus round?"
• "Hey, look at that!"
• "Smoke is pouring out of that adorable little volcano!"
• "It must be rising up into the room with the Big Paint Star."
• "Now we know where the smoke is coming from, but how do we stop it?"
• "Mario! I smell something delicious coming from inside that cave!"
• "I'm going to take a closer look..."
• "Whaaa! Again?!"
• "Mario!!! Come quickly!!!"
• "It's just like that smoky room in the normal world."
• "I can see... something... in there. But unless we do something about that smoke, we won't be able to get it!"
• "Hey, look at that!"
• "Someone over there is MAKING all of that smoke! Who IS that?"
• "Look, we're sorry about your food. It's just that squeezing Things usually helps us in our adventure. It's a reflex at this point."
• "Plus, I mean, it smelled REALLY good..."
• "This Toad is really persistent... Don't think we're gonna be able to lose him."
• "Well, uh... we still got that Paint Star to find, so... you two take all the time you need."
• "Hope your memories come back!"
• "No more smoke!"
• "All right, the smoke is gone!"
• "Let's wake up the Big Paint Star!"
• "Uh... What was that?"
• "We did it! Now we can take that Big Paint Star!"
• "We got what we came for, but the captain must be horribly depressed about the lack of treasure here..."
• "Does that mean you remember what happened, um, other captain?"
• "Awwwww... Now let's wake up our treasure, the Big Paint Star!"
• "Woop woop! The purple Big Paint Star is back in Port Prisma!"
• "Those Slurp Guys sucked the paint out of everything in Port Prisma!"
• "But why are they so Paint crazy?! They didn't just slurp walls and the ground–they slurped Toads!"
• "What is Bowser planning?"
• "Wow, that giant colorless spot was actually a huge sinkhole!"
• "Uh, I hope that Toad who was lounging here is OK..."
• "Whoa, that's quite a breeze!"
• "Gah! We're getting blown away!"
• "Mafio?! Whaf waff I fooing?!"
• "I refemfer the fwind flew uth, and I fell in thiff fole, and fhen..."
• "Fold on, giff me a fecond..."
• "Ah! That's better..."
• "I hope you didn't panic too much when I went under the sand there."
• "Good thing I don't need to breathe! That's the benefit of not having lungs."
• "Anyway, I'm all good now, so let's figure out how we're getting out of here!"
• "Yep, there's a rock in the way. Watch your head!"
• "Hey, look! The chef IS down here. But it seems like he's doing... OK."
• "I... I'm not even touching it!"
• "Mario, I think what the chef is trying to say is that if we take him back to the surface, he'll show us the Paint Star!"
• "He's got the keys to the café anyway, so let's help him out."
• "All right, Chef! You're good to go!"
• "This isn't like you, Mario. Come on–let's help the poor guy out!"
• "It's no use... There's no way out of this cell."
• "What is this terrible place, anyway? Why is there a secret Snifit hideout beneath the desert?"
• "Well, I suppose we have to soldier on somehow in the face of impenetrable prison cells."
• "Think, Mario! There's got to be a way out of here!"
• "Whoa! I should have known you'd figure something clever out."
• "I mean, when you first dove into the sand, I was like, "this guy's lost it.""
• "But I guess you're just the kind of guy who leaps before he looks, huh? Well, anyway... nice work."
• "Now let's go find the chef and get out of here. I really want to get my handles on that Paint Star..."
• "Shoot. I suppose a KEY CARD is REQUIRED!"
• "Careful, Mario! This is the bottom floor. That sand is likely to swallow you whole!"
• "I knew it! That's a Mini Paint Star. Come on, Mario–let's go grab it."
• "Well, I hope your last job will be a memorable one at least!"
• "On another note, have you guys seen any Paint Stars around here?"
• "Whaaat?! Really! Just like that?!"
• "Like, you mean we don't have to go on a voyage to some island, or fall in a hole and then escape from jail?"
• "All we had to do was talk to you?! That's my kinda mission!"
• "Well, all right then... We'll take it!"
• "Hey, whoa, I mean... Let's not jump to conclusions, you know?"
• "Whoever did this might have had a perfectly valid reason."
• "Like, maybe he just wanted to see what would happen if he smacked a rickety column with his hammer..."
• "Oh, uh, certainly! We'll keep our eyes peeled, sir!"
• "And I hope everything gets sorted out with the tracks soon. Remember–deep breaths."
• "Mario! This guy gave us a Paint Star before like it was nothing."
• "The least we can do is help him go out with a bang here!"
• "These Shy Guys seem awfully... bold."
• "Hey! Get your grimy little stumps off that coal!"
• "Are you all right, Mario?"
• "You could use a shower, but I'm glad you're not hurt."
• "At least those Shy Guys won't be bothering us anymore, eh?"
• "Thanks, foreman."
• "Mario, let's do to the restaurant. There must be a Mini Paint Star there!"
• "Too few cooks in the kitchen?"
• "Well, we are kind of busy with the whole Paint Star thing, but..."
• "AHH! It's just impossible to turn down a Toad for anything! You're all so adorable, even under duress!"
• "We'll go and check out the kitchen."
• "It's a Mini Paint Star!"
• "By "big star" could he mean the Big Paint Star? Is there a Big Paint Star at the end of the Sunset Express?!"
• "Don't listen to him! Panicking never solves anything!"
• "We need to clear the tracks. If the Sunset Express doesn't run, we can't get to Starlight Cape."
• "If we can't get to Starlight Cape, we'll never find the Big Paint Star!"
• "If we don't find the Big Paint Star... WE'RE ALL DOOMED!"
• "EVERYBODY, PANIC!"
• "Whoooooooo... Sorry about that."
• "Maybe you just need to be a little more polite..."
• "Ahem. Excuse me, sir? Would you mind moving aside?"
• "MOVE IT, PINHEAD!"
• "It's no good. I don't think it can hear us. Maybe it's sleeping."
• "Ooh! If we could find a way to make my voice louder, I bet we could startle it awake!"
• "Let's get back to the Sunset Express."
• "Next stop: Starlight Cape!"
• "Whoa, that was close!"
• "Mario, did you see that suspicious character on the roof?"
• "It doesn't seem like there's anything if we keep walking this way."
• "Giant steak? So YOU're the VIP?!"
• "Whew, we made it! It got a little dicey there, but I had fun!"
• "So, there should be a Big Paint Star around here somewhere... Let's see what we can find!"
• "Wow! Look at that, Mario! The star-filled sky is just gorgeous!"
• "No wonder it's called Starlight Cape."
• "Ooh! A shooting star!"
• "Did you make a wish, Mario?"
• "You probably wished for Princess Peach to be safe, am I right?"
• "My wish was that we'd get all six Big Paint Stars back, of course!"
• "There it is! The Big Paint Star! My wish! My wish is coming true!"
• "I bet that the shooting star heard my wish!"
• "That means that your wish will also come true, Mario!"
• "Let's grab that Big Paint Star and keep trucking on together!"
• "Huzzah! The orange Big Paint Star is back!"
• "No way!"
• "Bowser got covered in black paint right here in Prisma Fountain!"
• "But... why was there black paint in Prisma Fountain in the first place?!"
• "No matter the reason, the black paint came from this very fountain!"
• "We need to find the last Big Paint Star ASAP!"
• "DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA..."
• "DRAGGADON!"
• "Luckily, I speak a little Draggadon! But I haven't used it since college. Ahem..."
• "HEY! DRAGGADON! I AM HUEY. THIS IS MARIO. WE ARE FRIENDS."
• "HOW ARE YOU DOING? SURE IS HOT IN HERE, RIGHT?"
• "I think that's bad..."
• "Oof. That had to hurt."
• "We were just trying to calm him down... but now I feel guilty."
• "Whoa! He's really out of it!"
• "Like... he's not moving at all. Hmm..."
• "You know, if we could find something to lead him, maybe we could, like, RIDE him around!"
• "Wait... don't you have some food on you? Why don't you see if it smells good to the Draggadon?"
• "Yes! Looks like we've snagged ourselves a pet Draggadon!"
• "Man, he's really focused on that Magma Burger. I bet he'd take us anywhere right now."
• "Look–a Paint Star!"
• "Aww, it's awfully far way, isn't it? How are we gonna get it?"
• "Whoa, Draggadon sighting! Guess he didn't like it in here, though."
• "I wonder what it is about this room that bothers him..."
• "What a way to travel. That was exhilarating! And look... a Mini Paint Star!"
• "All right, why don't you give this poor guy his Magma Burger? He's done enough for us today."
• "Oh, you want to keep riding? Sounds good to me. Wheee!"
• "We can always buy another one, and he DID get us to the Paint Star, so let's give Draggadon the Magma Burger as a sign of our appreciation."
• "DRAGGADON! THANK YOU FOR THE RIDE. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR TASTY BURGER. WE LOVE YOU. BYE."
• "Well, Mario here is one of the best jumpers I've ever seen! He could probably go pro if he wanted."
• "So we'll go find the Thing you're looking for and deliver it to the Tangerino Grill."
• "I thought he said he couldn't jump..."
• "Hey, I can smell a Paint Star on the other side of this wall!"
• "It's too steamy to see clearly... There must be another hot spring on that side."
• "Hey, this Thing seems like it could melt that huge block of ice at the restaurant!"
• "This is just sad..."
• "There's no way we're fitting in there."
• "There we go! We should be able to fit in this bad boy now!"
• "There it is!"
• "Man, you've got some luck, Mario. Can't believe we found a Paint Star so deep in these woods."
• "What's the matter, Mario? Grab that thing, and let's roll like a... paint roller."
• "I don't see any trouble around here, but maybe I GLOSSED over it. Get it? Gloss? 'Cause paint?"
• "Well, I don't see you making any good puns!"
• ""Size you down"? He's going to shrink us, isn't he?!"
• "Bring it, old man! We'll make you wish you were never painted!"
• "It's a Card Max Up... thingy!"
• "With this, you'll be able to play an additional card in every combat turn!"
• "Thanks, Kamek, but it still doesn't make up for the terrible things you've done."
• "The forests are still the wrong size!"
• "YOU LISTENING?!"
• "I'll take that as a "no.""
• "Locked, eh? Let's try knocking."
• "Mario! Help me! This... this DEATH CLAW just grabbed me out of nowhere!"
• "And now what? You're trying to steal the power from my body with this claw?"
• "Well, I'll never give up my power. NEVER! Wait, I don't think I even have any power..."
• "Cat food? How dare you! Let me outta this thing!"
• "Wait... what did you say about losing power? Did something trip a breaker?"
• "Mario, that might have been one of our Paint Stars!"
• "We should take a closer look at this monitor."
• "So... green Toad Science Guy... can you let me down? And turn this thing on?"
• "Uh, Mario? You weren't planning on just leaving me here, were you?"
• "Urgh! All the paint has gone to my head! I could really use a good five minutes in a shaker..."
• "So... if I remember correctly, lightning tends to strike tall, metal objects."
• "I was right about the lightning..."
• "Yeah, you're welcome, science guy."
• "Hey, Mario, check it out. I can practically smell our Paint Star through this screen."
• "Based on the minty-fresh scent, I'd say it's a green Mini Paint Star we're after."
• "By the way, what's all of this nonsense on the screen?"
• "And that music... it's making me so... happy and nostalgic... for some reason."
• "Yes... fascinating."
• "Anyway, I'm positive that one of our missing Paint Stars is in there."
• "Can you... can you get US in there somehow?"
• "Whoa, this is so WEIRD! Everything's all... bleeps and bloopy!"
• "Heh. Some things never change. Here we are, inside a crazy pixelated world, and there's a Goomba!"
• "Try stomping on it or smashing it with your hammer–like you would in the real world!"
• "Hmm... this is a bit of a problem."
• "Let's try changing our perspective a little bit."
• "This is going to use up a little bit of paint, but it's totally worth it. So, go ahead and press and see what happens..."
• "Wow! That's even crazier than I expected. You should try doing this all over the place!"
• "The only thing is... I can only help you hold this perspective for a little bit at a time. Like... 10 seconds."
• "When the time is up, you'll pop back into the real world. I mean... the real fake world that we're in."
• "Anyway, if you want to go back to normal before 10 seconds have passed, just press again, OK? Have fun, and be careful!"
• "Well, that flag seems important somehow. Maybe it's how we get out of this place."
• "Why don't you try jumping on it? You know, like you do at the of a Cutout sometimes!"
• "Mario, the Mini Paint Star is still inside the monitor! Let's go back in there and look around some more."
• "Hey, look at that!"
• "It might be a weird and chunky, but that smells like a Paint Star to me!"
• "YOU GOT A MINI PAINT STAR!"
• "Mario! It says there's a circus! It says it's fun! It wouldn't lie about that!"
• "They said the circus is just up ahead!"
• "Can we go, Mario? Please please please please please!"
• "Ooh! A giant tent in the middle of the forest!"
• "This must be the Emerald Circus, right?"
• "Listen here, dino-dragon things! It's not OK to go around eating people whole."
• "I mean, you don't even know where Mario has been! I'd go brush my teeth, it I were you."
• "Wow. So this is a circus? It's so lively in here!"
• "Every seat is full, and the audience is giddy with anticipation!"
• "I've never actually been to the circus before, so I'm super excited!"
• "The Big Paint Star!"
• "Where did the Paint Star go?! That Lemmy guy made it disappear before he escaped!"
• "NO! No no no no... I don't do well in front of crowds. Well, here goes nothing. *gulp*"
• "Um. Uh..."
• "You guys, uh... You guys like impressions?"
• "Tin cans always be like..."
• "Tough crowd. That joke used to kill back at the recycling plant."
• "I thought maybe... because paper is recyclable too...?"
• "OK, Mario... Got any jokes up your sleeve? Please tell me you've got something."
• "Really?! They liked THAT but my tin-can impression flopped?!"
• "Where was MY mushroom at?"
• "Merch table?! I don't care about the stinking merch table!"
• "I want that Big Paint Star! Where's that clown Lemmy?!"
• "It's the green Big Paint Star! It was probably up here all along!"
• "Huh? There's a hole in the tent."
• "This must be where the star came out of the tent! Some illusion."
• "Does that mean... Lemmy came out through this hole too?"
• "Well... that was definitely the best circus I've ever been to."
• "Now let's wake the Big Paint Star! It's the last one!"
• "Hmm... I couldn't quite tell which colorless location the green Big Paint Star restored just now."
• "But now all the Big Paint Stars are back at Prisma Fountain!"
• "So that's what happened... It all makes sense now!"
• "If you mix all six of the fountain's paint colors, the paint turns black!"
• "Bowser was just having fun mixing all the paint together! He didn't have an evil plan after all!"
• "You're telling me we could have avoided this entire game if we just installed a "Don't Mix the Paint" sign?!"
• "Oh well. Hindsight is 20/20, and I've really enjoyed getting to know you, Mario!"
• "But our quest isn't over yet. We still have to do something about Bowser!"
• "Right! But... how do we find her?"
• "I was just assuming that the Big Paint Stars would show us the way somehow..."
• "Whoa! Did you see that, Mario?"
• "It's like some kind of... rainbow... but, like, also a road. A road made OUT of RAINBOWS! That's ludicrous!"
• "Well, there's nothing to do but give it a try, I suppose. If this is what the Paint Stars gave us, it must be right. Let's go!"
• "Aw, come on! Our magical road is too slippery to walk on? After everything we've done? Gah!"
• "Thanks, Luigi. If anyone gives you any trouble, just give 'em that mean stare you showed us earlier."
• "All right, Mario. Let's go rescue Princess Peach!"
• "Look! It's Princess Peach!"
• "They've drained her color and framed her like some kind of pretentious art!"
• "OK, Bowser got us with that one."
• "But at least we're not surrounded by bad guys!"
• "What are you doing? Mixing all of the paint like that is just going to make a bunch of black paint! Oh."
• "The nerve of that guy! You NEVER use a man's own paint against him! There are treaties against that!"
• "Anyway, Princess Peach is still up there. Let's go save her!"
• "What is going on here? This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen!"
• "Look at those huge buckets! Just like the ones that were attached to those airships..."
• "So this is where they've been bringing all of the paint they stole from Prism Island. But why?"
• "And why are they taking the paint into that tunnel?"
• "Just what is Bowser planning?"
• "Man! How are we gonna get past this guy without a bucket?"
• "Think! Is there anything around here that could pass for a bucket?"
• "Wait. You want ME to pretend to be a common bucket?"
• "Well... if it will help save paint... I guess I can give it a try."
• "He's making black paint bombs!"
• "Those are just like the one that fell on Sunglow Ridge. Do you remember that horrible mess?"
• "With this many bombs, he could... Why... he could paint the whole world black!"
• "It looks like they're pumping in all of the black paint from that room over there."
• "We HAVE to put a stop to this!"
• "THAT POOR PAINT!"
• "They're mixing all the beautiful colors together without any regard for chromaticity!"
• "Sorry. I... I just really like paint."
• "How do we fix this?!"
• "Hey, Mario! I have an idea..."
• "See those giant Bob-ombs over there? What if we blew them up?"
• "I bet they'd be strong enough to destroy the black-paint tank! Plus it'll be REALLY fun."
• "The question is... how do we blow up the giant Bob-ombs?"
• "Do you think a small Bob-omb is enough to ignite a big one?"
• "It worked! So much for Bowser's bomb factory..."
• "But all the black paint from the tank is flooding the room! HOW IS THERE SO MUCH?!"
• "It's rising! Don't let it touch you!"
• "YAHAAAAA! WE'RE ALIVE! But now Princess Peach is gone..."
• "I'm beginning to understand why you've been fighting this Bowser guy for 30 years."
• "Before we go any further, there's something I need to tell you, Mario."
• "You know... never mind. Now's not the time. Let's keep moving..."
• "Actually... I really need to get this off my chest."
• "I feel like we've gotten to know each other pretty well, Mario."
• "Ever since that day when you woke me up by crushing my face with a hammer."
• "We've had some laughs, we've had some hard times... we've had some mild electrocution."
• "But through it all, you've never given up on me–or on finding all of Prism Island's precious Paint Stars."
• "So I guess I just want to say... thank you."
• "No matter what happens next, I will always be grateful for your friendship."
• "Well, there's just one thing left to do. Let's go stop Bowser and save Princess Peach!"
• "OK, you're right. That's two things."
• "It's over, Bowser! We already destroyed your bomb factory!"
• "Surrender now, and we'll draw a nice bubble bath so you can wash that gunk off!"
• "This isn't working, Mario! No matter how much damage he takes, the black paint keeps rejuvenating him."
• "I... I think we just need to get all of that paint OFF him somehow."
• "I have an idea... but I'll need to return to my original form. From before you wrung me out–remember?"
• "Thanks, Mario."
• "I feel kind of... heavy... but I also feel strong!"
• "So, here's the plan. You need to use me as a shield to block Bowser's black-paint attacks."
• "Don't worry about me. I feel stronger than ever right now!"
• "I should be able to steal a little paint from him every time you block an attack."
• "You got that? Focus on blocking his attacks by pressing at just the right time."
• "LET'S DO THIS!"
• "GRAAAH! It worked! I absorbed the black paint!"
• "But, man... That was more painful than I thought it would be."
• "I can only withstand about 10 more of those attacks, so make each and every one count."
• "Mario, the damage from blocking these attacks is starting to get to me..."
• "But I noticed that when we deal damage to Bowser, black paint starts to pool around his feet."
• "Once a lot of black paint builds up around his feet, he launches more-powerful attacks, giving us a chance to collect a bunch of paint!"
• "But those powerful attacks are harder to block. That stakes are high!"
• "Try to collect as much black paint as you can every time you block an attack!"
• "We did it! We stole all the black paint from Bowser!"
• "Bowser's at his weakest... Now's the time to hit him with our most powerful attack!"
• "We did it, Mario..."
• "We beat Bowser!"
• "Oh, right! The princess. Let's repaint her right away!"
• "That's not good. Black paint incoming!"
• "I don't think this castle's going to last much longer. Let's get the princess and get out of here!"
• "GO GO GO!"
• "We can talk later, Princess! We need to get out of here now!"
• "We're almost out. Keep moving!"
• "The road is detaching from the castle! Hurry!"
• "What are you waiting for?! GO GO!"
• "No... I'm afraid I can't."
• "When this castle collapses, all of that black paint is going to fall out and land somewhere."
• "I can't let that happen."
• "I'm a guardian, created to protect the Prisma Fountain in times of crisis."
• "It took me a while to realize it, but my purpose is not to recover the Paint Stars."
• "It's to destroy the black paint."
• "The road is about to collapse! You need to leave NOW!"
• "I'll be right behind you. I promise. I can fly–remember? I just need to take care of this mess first."
• "I'll see you all at Prisma Fountain!"
• "All right. *sigh*"
• "I hate lying to them..."
• "But it's the only way!"
• "Here goes nothing... Big Paint Stars, grant me the power to SQUEEZE!"
• "I... I did it."
• "And not a drop of black paint spilled..."
• "The only thing left to do... is take this paint far away from Prism Island."
• "So far... that it can never hurt anyone ever again..."