Microbuffer

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“Layyydies and gentlemen! Welcome to the main event of the game!”
Microbuffer, Donkey Kong 64

Microbuffer

Microbuffer is a character from Donkey Kong 64. He is a microphone with blue eyes, a mustache, and a tuxedo, who introduces K. Rool and the Kongs in the final boss fight. He gives very dramatic descriptions for each Kong and moves around by hopping. The Microbuffer seems to be a functioning microphone all on his own. He is a spoof of the real-world boxing announcer Michael Buffer. He works for King K. Rool, but he only appears in the final battle.

Introductions[edit]

  • Donkey Kong - "Weighing in at a solid 800 lbs, I give you the prime primate..."
  • Diddy Kong - "And now making his way into the ring, it's the champ of chimps..."
  • Lanky Kong - "He boasts the longest reach currently in the world today. Introducing..."
  • Tiny Kong - "Hailing all the way from DK Isles, it's the girl with the whirl..."
  • Chunky Kong - "Tipping the scales at a mighty 2000 lbs, he's the hard hitting..."