Microbuffer

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Microbuffer
Microbuffer.png
First appearance Donkey Kong 64 (1999)
Latest portrayal Kevin Bayliss
“Layyydies and gentlemen! Welcome to the main event of the game!”
Microbuffer, Donkey Kong 64

Microbuffer is a microphone with blue eyes, a mustache, and a tuxedo in Donkey Kong 64. It is a spoof of the real-world boxing announcer Michael Buffer. It introduces K. Rool and the Kongs in the final boss fight, gives very dramatic descriptions for each Kong and moves around by hopping. The Microbuffer seems to be a functioning microphone all on its own.

Introductions[edit]

  • Donkey Kong - "Weighing in at a solid 800 lbs, I give you the prime primate..."
  • Diddy Kong - "And now making his way into the ring, it's the champ of chimps..."
  • Lanky Kong - "He boasts the longest reach currently in the world today. Introducing..."
  • Tiny Kong - "Hailing all the way from DK Isles, it's the girl with the whirl..."
  • Chunky Kong - "Tipping the scales at a mighty 2000 lbs, he's the hard hitting..."