Ask Cranky

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This article is about the activity on the American English DK: King of Swing website. For the FAQ, see Ask Cranky (FAQ).
Ask Cranky
A screenshot of Ask Cranky
Publisher Nintendo
Platform HTML
Release date 2005[?]
Rating N/A
Mode Single player
Format HTML

Ask Cranky (alternatively referred to as Ask Cranky Kong) was an activity on the American English DK: King of Swing website. It functions as a type of message board, since the user can input a question to Cranky Kong, intended to be one that can be output with a "yes" or a "no" response, to be given a randomly generated response:

  • Sorry, i[sic] broke my crystal ball last week. it's[sic] at the shop. i[sic] could look into my bowling ball if you want.[note 1]
  • i[sic] see the answer. it is "Yes." Oh wait. Let me put on my glasses. Uh oh. Nevermind.[note 1]
  • Ask later. i'm[sic] resting my eyes.[note 1]
  • What makes you think i[sic] want to hear about your problems? My back is killing me![note 1]
  • MC squared. Dumb kids these days.
  • No, unless you have about 20 bananas for a yes answer. i'm[sic] hungry.[note 1]
  • An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.
  • No. that[sic] would improve your life too much.[note 2]
  • i[sic] don't know. Look at me. Do i[sic] look to you like someone who would know?[note 1]
  • if i[sic] knew the answer, do you think i'd[sic] be here talking to you?[note 1]
  • in[sic] my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.[note 1]

Footnotes[edit]

  1. ^ a b c d e f g h The activity does not capitalize "I" in sentences.
  2. ^ This is the only answer where "T" is not capitalized at the start of a sentence.

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