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===''[[Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze]]''=== | ===''[[Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze]]''=== | ||
*"''Whoa, | *"''Whoa, long time no see! Welcome to [[Funky's Fly 'n' Buy]]. Don't tell me you forgot your pal Funky Kong? I'm here to help ya on another epic adventure!''" (introducing himself) | ||
*"''Whoa, dude, welcome to Funky's Fly 'n' Buy! You got the coins, I got the gear!''" (Entering his shop) | |||
*"''These [[Snowmad]]s are a real downer... And right in the middle of surfing season, too.''" (Entering his shop) | *"''These [[Snowmad]]s are a real downer... And right in the middle of surfing season, too.''" (Entering his shop) | ||
*"''Radical Kong! How're ya holding up? I wish I could give you a lift home, but I need coins for gas money.''" (Entering his shop) | *"''Radical Kong! How're ya holding up? I wish I could give you a lift home, but I need coins for gas money.''" (Entering his shop) | ||
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*"''There's baddies down here too? Yeesh, not cool.''" (Entering his shop) | *"''There's baddies down here too? Yeesh, not cool.''" (Entering his shop) | ||
*"''Man, there are even penguins out here? Not cool, bro.''" (Entering his shop) | *"''Man, there are even penguins out here? Not cool, bro.''" (Entering his shop) | ||
*"''Hey, Kong! Hope you've been packing some sunscreen | *"''Hey, Kong! Hope you've been packing some sunscreen--those rays can get pretty extreme!''" (Entering his shop in [[Bright Savannah]]) | ||
*"''Under the water is cool and all, but I still prefer up top on the rockin' rollin' waves!''" (Entering his shop in [[Sea Breeze Cove]]) | *"''Under the water is cool and all, but I still prefer up top on the rockin' rollin' waves!''" (Entering his shop in [[Sea Breeze Cove]]) | ||
*"''Whoa, there's so much cool machinery on this island | *"''Whoa, there's so much cool machinery on this island--it really gets the tinkerin' juices flowin'!''" (Entering his shop in [[Juicy Jungle]]) | ||
*"''Mmmm, nothing like a fruit smoothie to get ya ready for some action!''" (Entering his shop in Juicy Jungle) | *"''Mmmm, nothing like a fruit smoothie to get ya ready for some action!''" (Entering his shop in Juicy Jungle) | ||
*"''Nothin' like classic red for righteous revivals!''" (Highlighting a [[Extra Life Balloon|Red Balloon]]) | *"''Nothin' like classic red for righteous revivals!''" (Highlighting a [[Extra Life Balloon|Red Balloon]]) | ||
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*"''This brand-new Blue Balloon has everything you need for some excellent underwater air time!''" (Highlighting a [[Blue Balloon]]) | *"''This brand-new Blue Balloon has everything you need for some excellent underwater air time!''" (Highlighting a [[Blue Balloon]]) | ||
*"''Squawks is the bird with the word on findind [[Puzzle Piece (Donkey Kong Country series)|Puzzle Pieces]]!''" (Highlighting [[Squawks the Parrot|Squawks]]) | *"''Squawks is the bird with the word on findind [[Puzzle Piece (Donkey Kong Country series)|Puzzle Pieces]]!''" (Highlighting [[Squawks the Parrot|Squawks]]) | ||
*"''Vehicle troubles? It's dangerous to go alone | *"''Vehicle troubles? It's dangerous to go alone--take one of these!''" (Highlighting a [[Crash Guard]]) | ||
*"''This. Stuff. Is. Awesome. I have no idea what it is, dude, but it tastes radical!''" (Highlighting a [[Banana Juice]]) | *"''This. Stuff. Is. Awesome. I have no idea what it is, dude, but it tastes radical!''" (Highlighting a [[Banana Juice]]) | ||
*"''It's a heart! You'd better not think too much about that, bro...''" (Highlighting a [[Heart Boost]]) | *"''It's a heart! You'd better not think too much about that, bro...''" (Highlighting a [[Heart Boost]]) | ||
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*"''Want to get the jump on those frozen flipper-heads? [[Dixie]]'s your dudette!''" (Highlighting the DX Barrel) | *"''Want to get the jump on those frozen flipper-heads? [[Dixie]]'s your dudette!''" (Highlighting the DX Barrel) | ||
*"''Need a little extra spring in your step? [[Cranky]]'s no spring chicken, but he sure is spry!''" (Highlighting the CK Barrel) | *"''Need a little extra spring in your step? [[Cranky]]'s no spring chicken, but he sure is spry!''" (Highlighting the CK Barrel) | ||
*"''Want a tubular toy for your collection? Try your luck to get 'em all!''" (Highlighting the | *"''Yo! I found this machine a while ago. It'll give you somethin' cool if you give it some coins!''" (Highlighting the [[Toy Capsule Machine]] for the first time) | ||
*"''Want a tubular toy for your collection? Try your luck to get 'em all!''" (Highlighting the Toy Capsule Machine afterwards) | |||
*"''I'd rather get my air from some extreme surfing, but this is groovy too!''" (Buying a Blue Balloon) | |||
*"''Groovy, gotcha down for an appointment with the bondacious bird! What, didja think you owned him now? Nah!''" (Buying Squawks) | |||
*"''Oh man, I hope I don't lose my keys while he's gone...''" (Buying Squawks) | |||
*"''Three's totally better than two, right? Yeah, that's totally right.''" (Buying a Heart Boost) | |||
*"''I dunno if it'll fill your heart, but it makes a great container for one!''" (Buying a Heart Boost) | |||
*"''You and Diddy are the best duo--like bananas in a bunch. Man, now I'm hungry...''" (Buying a DD Barrel) | |||
*"''A monkey and a barrel--it fits together like radical sprays and supreme surf sprays!''" (Buying any Partner Barrel) | |||
*"''It's okay, dude; sometimes I get lonely too!''" (Buying any Partner Barrel) | |||
*"''Man, these little things are so cool''" (Buying one or more figurines from the Toy Capsule Machine) | |||
*"''Hey, man, I love video games too, but sometimes you gotta save your coins for more important stuff!''" (Not having enough coins to buy something) | |||
*"''Dude, come back anytime! Like, really, anytime. I get bored.''" (Leaving the shop) | *"''Dude, come back anytime! Like, really, anytime. I get bored.''" (Leaving the shop) | ||
*"''Remember to work with your buddies, Kong. A little extra help might be what ya need to find some cool hidden stuff!''" (Leaving the shop) | *"''Remember to work with your buddies, Kong. A little extra help might be what ya need to find some cool hidden stuff!''" (Leaving the shop) | ||
*"''Those Snowmads are a gnarly bunch! I hear they're enjoyin' your island. Go get 'em, DK!''" (Leaving the shop) | *"''Those Snowmads are a gnarly bunch! I hear they're enjoyin' your island. Go get 'em, DK!''" (Leaving the shop) | ||
*"''Be careful out there, bud. Me, I'll just hang out here, 'kay?''" (Leaving the shop) | *"''Be careful out there, bud. Me, I'll just hang out here, 'kay?''" (Leaving the shop) | ||
*"''Keep your eyes open out there, dude | *"''Keep your eyes open out there, dude--those areas might have some sweet secret passages!''" (Leaving the shop) | ||
*"''Show those pesky penguins the radical righteousness of us supreme simians!''" (Leaving the shop) | *"''Show those pesky penguins the radical righteousness of us supreme simians!''" (Leaving the shop) | ||
*"''Fight the good fight, Kong-bro | *"''Fight the good fight, Kong-bro--stay primal!''" (Leaving the shop) | ||
*"''Remember to take a break for some surfing. The waves around here are radical!''" (Leaving the shop) | *"''Remember to take a break for some surfing. The waves around here are radical!''" (Leaving the shop) | ||
*"''Catch a ride on a big, juicy wave for me!''" (Leaving the shop) | *"''Catch a ride on a big, juicy wave for me!''" (Leaving the shop) | ||
*"''Hurry up, bro! The surf out there is lookin' excellent, and I wanna catch me some tubular waves!''" (Leaving the shop) | *"''Hurry up, bro! The surf out there is lookin' excellent, and I wanna catch me some tubular waves!''" (Leaving the shop) | ||
*"''Be careful out there, Kong | *"''Be careful out there, Kong--this island looks like it's got a lot of gnarly creatures waitin' for ya!''" (Leaving the shop in [[Mangrove Cove]]) | ||
*"''Those mountains are cool to look at, but totally not my style. This place is for the birds!''" (Leaving the shop in [[Autumn Heights]]) | *"''Those mountains are cool to look at, but totally not my style. This place is for the birds!''" (Leaving the shop in [[Autumn Heights]]) | ||
*"''Grab some shade where you can, dude | *"''Grab some shade where you can, dude--that sun is smokin' hot!''" (Leaving the shop in [[Bright Savannah]]) | ||
*"''Don't get lost in that tall grass, Kong''" (Leaving the shop in Bright Savannah) | *"''Don't get lost in that tall grass, Kong''" (Leaving the shop in Bright Savannah) | ||
*"''There's some pretty cool stuff down there. Grab a blue balloon and double your dive time, dude!''" (Leaving the shop in [[Sea Breeze Cove]]) | *"''There's some pretty cool stuff down there. Grab a blue balloon and double your dive time, dude!''" (Leaving the shop in [[Sea Breeze Cove]]) | ||
*"''Better you than me, Kong | *"''Better you than me, Kong--I wouldn't wanna end up as fish food down there!''" (Leaving the shop in Sea Breeze Cove) | ||
*"''Man, this is a pretty rockin' place, but where are all the giant bananas?!''" (Leaving the shop in [[Juicy Jungle]]) | *"''Man, this is a pretty rockin' place, but where are all the giant bananas?!''" (Leaving the shop in [[Juicy Jungle]]) | ||
*"''Come back whenever you need the help, Kongs! Don't forget that you two can help each other out both above and below water!''" (Leaving the shop) | |||
*"''Remember, Funky's the monkey for all your shoppin' needs!''" (Leaving the shop) | *"''Remember, Funky's the monkey for all your shoppin' needs!''" (Leaving the shop) | ||
Revision as of 14:46, July 15, 2017
This is a list of quotes by Funky Kong.
Games
Donkey Kong Country
- "Whoa, Dudes! My name's Funky Kong! My bodacious Jumbo Barrel can launch you to any point on the island!"
- "Most unfortunately, it can only send you to a place you've already been to... which is a complete and total bummer, let me tell you!"
- "You dudes need some lives or something? Jungle Hijinxs is the place for that!"
- "If you guys see Candy on your way out, tell her I'll give her surfing lessons anytime!"
- "Yeah, crucial Kongs! If you feel the need for speed, jump in and like, jet!"
- "Lookin' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you're outta here!"
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
- "Whoa, long time no see! Welcome to Funky's Fly 'n' Buy. Don't tell me you forgot your pal Funky Kong? I'm here to help ya on another epic adventure!" (introducing himself)
- "Whoa, dude, welcome to Funky's Fly 'n' Buy! You got the coins, I got the gear!" (Entering his shop)
- "These Snowmads are a real downer... And right in the middle of surfing season, too." (Entering his shop)
- "Radical Kong! How're ya holding up? I wish I could give you a lift home, but I need coins for gas money." (Entering his shop)
- "Your tie is lookin' tubular, DK. Is that a cotton blend you got there?" (Entering his shop)
- "Man, I don't know what's up with these dumb Snowmads. Can't they leave us Kongs to chill in peace?" (Entering his shop)
- "Welcome back! I was just thinkin' about you, and how you could use some supremely cool stuff from your bud Funky!" (Entering his shop)
- "Yo, Kong! Hey, I was thinking about a groovy cloud surfboard, but I need some coinage for the tinkering." (Entering his shop)
- "Excellent timing! I was just thinking that I could use some banana coins. Got somethin' shiny for me?" (Entering his shop)
- "Red, green, blue... I've got more balloons than I know what to do with!" (Entering his shop)
- "Ever tried one of these Green Balloons? I hear they can be real lifesavers!" (Entering his shop)
- "Wanna buy this bird? He's more like a rental... He keeps coming back here!" (Entering his shop)
- "Hey, Kong! If you're feelin' a bit dogged, grab some Banana Juice or a Crash Guard and you can take anything on!" (Entering his shop)
- "No return policy on these barrels, Donkey-dude! I've had them for years." (Entering his shop)
- "Crucial Kong! Check out this groovy new toy machine I picked up! You can collect some fab figurines, dude!" (Entering his shop)
- "There's baddies down here too? Yeesh, not cool." (Entering his shop)
- "Man, there are even penguins out here? Not cool, bro." (Entering his shop)
- "Hey, Kong! Hope you've been packing some sunscreen--those rays can get pretty extreme!" (Entering his shop in Bright Savannah)
- "Under the water is cool and all, but I still prefer up top on the rockin' rollin' waves!" (Entering his shop in Sea Breeze Cove)
- "Whoa, there's so much cool machinery on this island--it really gets the tinkerin' juices flowin'!" (Entering his shop in Juicy Jungle)
- "Mmmm, nothing like a fruit smoothie to get ya ready for some action!" (Entering his shop in Juicy Jungle)
- "Nothin' like classic red for righteous revivals!" (Highlighting a Red Balloon)
- "Pitfalls got ya down? Way down? This balloon will really lift your spirits!" (Highlighting a Green Balloon)
- "This brand-new Blue Balloon has everything you need for some excellent underwater air time!" (Highlighting a Blue Balloon)
- "Squawks is the bird with the word on findind Puzzle Pieces!" (Highlighting Squawks)
- "Vehicle troubles? It's dangerous to go alone--take one of these!" (Highlighting a Crash Guard)
- "This. Stuff. Is. Awesome. I have no idea what it is, dude, but it tastes radical!" (Highlighting a Banana Juice)
- "It's a heart! You'd better not think too much about that, bro..." (Highlighting a Heart Boost)
- "Feeling the need for some jet-powered action? Diddy's got the skills!" (Highlighting the DD Barrel)
- "Want to get the jump on those frozen flipper-heads? Dixie's your dudette!" (Highlighting the DX Barrel)
- "Need a little extra spring in your step? Cranky's no spring chicken, but he sure is spry!" (Highlighting the CK Barrel)
- "Yo! I found this machine a while ago. It'll give you somethin' cool if you give it some coins!" (Highlighting the Toy Capsule Machine for the first time)
- "Want a tubular toy for your collection? Try your luck to get 'em all!" (Highlighting the Toy Capsule Machine afterwards)
- "I'd rather get my air from some extreme surfing, but this is groovy too!" (Buying a Blue Balloon)
- "Groovy, gotcha down for an appointment with the bondacious bird! What, didja think you owned him now? Nah!" (Buying Squawks)
- "Oh man, I hope I don't lose my keys while he's gone..." (Buying Squawks)
- "Three's totally better than two, right? Yeah, that's totally right." (Buying a Heart Boost)
- "I dunno if it'll fill your heart, but it makes a great container for one!" (Buying a Heart Boost)
- "You and Diddy are the best duo--like bananas in a bunch. Man, now I'm hungry..." (Buying a DD Barrel)
- "A monkey and a barrel--it fits together like radical sprays and supreme surf sprays!" (Buying any Partner Barrel)
- "It's okay, dude; sometimes I get lonely too!" (Buying any Partner Barrel)
- "Man, these little things are so cool" (Buying one or more figurines from the Toy Capsule Machine)
- "Hey, man, I love video games too, but sometimes you gotta save your coins for more important stuff!" (Not having enough coins to buy something)
- "Dude, come back anytime! Like, really, anytime. I get bored." (Leaving the shop)
- "Remember to work with your buddies, Kong. A little extra help might be what ya need to find some cool hidden stuff!" (Leaving the shop)
- "Those Snowmads are a gnarly bunch! I hear they're enjoyin' your island. Go get 'em, DK!" (Leaving the shop)
- "Be careful out there, bud. Me, I'll just hang out here, 'kay?" (Leaving the shop)
- "Keep your eyes open out there, dude--those areas might have some sweet secret passages!" (Leaving the shop)
- "Show those pesky penguins the radical righteousness of us supreme simians!" (Leaving the shop)
- "Fight the good fight, Kong-bro--stay primal!" (Leaving the shop)
- "Remember to take a break for some surfing. The waves around here are radical!" (Leaving the shop)
- "Catch a ride on a big, juicy wave for me!" (Leaving the shop)
- "Hurry up, bro! The surf out there is lookin' excellent, and I wanna catch me some tubular waves!" (Leaving the shop)
- "Be careful out there, Kong--this island looks like it's got a lot of gnarly creatures waitin' for ya!" (Leaving the shop in Mangrove Cove)
- "Those mountains are cool to look at, but totally not my style. This place is for the birds!" (Leaving the shop in Autumn Heights)
- "Grab some shade where you can, dude--that sun is smokin' hot!" (Leaving the shop in Bright Savannah)
- "Don't get lost in that tall grass, Kong" (Leaving the shop in Bright Savannah)
- "There's some pretty cool stuff down there. Grab a blue balloon and double your dive time, dude!" (Leaving the shop in Sea Breeze Cove)
- "Better you than me, Kong--I wouldn't wanna end up as fish food down there!" (Leaving the shop in Sea Breeze Cove)
- "Man, this is a pretty rockin' place, but where are all the giant bananas?!" (Leaving the shop in Juicy Jungle)
- "Come back whenever you need the help, Kongs! Don't forget that you two can help each other out both above and below water!" (Leaving the shop)
- "Remember, Funky's the monkey for all your shoppin' needs!" (Leaving the shop)
Non-game appearances
Donkey Kong Country: Rumble in the Jungle
- "Just surfing the wind currents, dudes. Nothing to get uptight about. Stay mellow, stay cool."
- "That used to be the biggest city on Donkey Kong Island. It's called Big Ape City.
- "I don't go looking for trouble, and most of the time it doesn't come looking for me."