List of Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time quotes

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These quotes are said in the Nintendo DS game Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time.

Baby Bowser

• "I, Prince Bowser, am taking Princess Peach with me!"
• "You two babies can scram!"
• "Your turn, Super Diaper Bro!"
• "I'm... I'm a PRINCE! I can't lose to you! Bluuuuuuugh..."
• "This is the great Prince Bowser! Kneel, minions! OK, now get up! All personnel to the bridge!"
• "Time to show these alien jerks what the Koopa Cruiser can do!"
• "Fire the Koopa Cannon!"
• "I am so dang EVIL!"
• "I hope they felt honored to be shot down by me!"
• "Hey! You call that piloting?! Pay attention, sky-nerd!"
• "Aw, man... It's half past snack time already!"
• "We... We saw nothing! Everybody clear on that?"
• "MY EARS! She'll ruin us all!"
• "Fine! I'll help them if it'll just SHUT HER UP! Koopa Cannon! FIRE!"
• "You two take care of things from here. Go get 'em, Red! You too, Greenie!"
• "Who's this hag?''
• "Man... Does anyone have ANY idea what she's blabbing about?"
• "Whoa! Evasive action! Koopa Cannon! FIRE!"
• "What? You're fired."
• "Those alien DIRTBAGS! We gotta hold it together until we get back home!"
• "GWAH HA HA! LOOOOSERS!"
• "Thought you could get away with stealing MY treasure from MY castle, did ya?"
• "It's payback time! I'll take MY treasure...plus whatever you just picked up as compensation!"
• "Nothing quite like good cookies and evil milk!"
• "I was a little creeped out at first, hanging out in this ghost town, but..."
• "Then I realized there was no one to stop me from eating every cookie in sight! Yesss!"
• "STINKY BABIES!"
• "You punks got LUCKY, hear me? Stealing food? Who DOES that?! You'll PAY for those cookies!"
• "Oh, all right, fine! FINE! Kamek... I'm counting on you to finish these snackaholics!"
• "You mushroom-munchers!"
• "Hey! Lip Hair! Yeah, you! Don't just lie there! Get me outta here!"
• "Listen up, lizards! I'm the one who saved you. Me!"
• "Grrrrr! This is NOT happening again! Lemme just guess... You're here for the cookies?"
• "Oops! Whoa, no wonder! I forgot I'd eaten those!"
• "This place is sooo nasty! Boiling hot, reeking, and just MADE for trouble!"
• "TALK ABOUT AWESOME! This is the EXACT place to build my second castle!"
• "Take off, gramps! This place is MINE!"
• "Grrr! You look familiar! Yeah, you look just like a bigger, fatter me!"
• "You're one rude dude, tubby!"
• "Who raised ya, Chain Chomps?"
• "Don't think I got punted off Yoshi's Island like some scrub! No way! I LEFT! On MY terms!"
• "And now I'm here getting ready to launch the revenge scheme to end all revenge schemes!"
• "This is the real deal! Winner takes all!"
• "Big dude! I'm gonna be even bigger, stronger, and eviler than you someday!"
• "Somebody eating cookies in there?"
• "I'm starving up here! Here I come, cookie-hogs!"
• "If you thought I'd given up on getting my treasures back, you're dumber than you look!"
• "All that time I spent hiding and waiting is gonna pay off in a big, BIG way!"
• "I'm taking all the treasures for myself! They're all MINE!"

Kamek

• "Prince Bowser! Let's hightail it out of here!"
• "Ah-HAAAAA!! You! You little red and green insects! Didn't I try to kidnap you once? Yeah, I did! Boy, THAT didn't work out so well.... and you don't look quite so little anymore.... And you're much hairier, too.... Weird....but none of that matters! You like bothering our budding master of evil, do you? Then I'll bother YOU up!"''
• "Yaaaaaaaaaack! How long do I have to do this?! I'm in a hurry!"
• "Prince Bowser! Let's scram!"
• "Snacks.... Must find snacks...."
• "Score! And doesn't look like anyone's home, so I'll just help myself to the goods."
• "You gotta wonder why this place is so empty, through...."
• "Whoa! You hairy jerks again! Chased me all the way to this stupid island, have you?"
• "Huzzat? You want the Cobalt Star shards back?"
• "Hey, I got my own problems. I'm on a snack run for Prince Bowser. He's on the cliff top. I don't have time for you guys! These snacks ain't gonna snack on themselves!"
• "Hey, what's your beef, pal? I'm not tasty enough for you?! I'm prime Koopa, you snob!"
• "You're lucky I'm in a rush."
• "I gotta get these snacks to the prince, pronto, or I would whip that snooty pink tail for you."
• "Boy, you doofuses just get on a Koopa's tail and STAY there, don'tcha?"
• "Well, try this on for size..."
• "Unless those overalls are fireproof, you're gonna barbecue, you weenies! Give up now!"
• "You really think you're tough? Then make it to the cliff top, losers! I'd LOVE to see it!"
• "Prince Bowser, LITTLE bites! Oh, here, have some warm milk. It's, uh, from an evil cow."
• "Yeah... It's been...great."
• "Ack! Baby alert!"
• "Prince Bowser! Take it easy!"
• "Leave this rabble to me. You just go walk it off, Your Hungriness!"
• "You guys are really starting to chap my shell."
• "I'm gonna yank out all those mustache hairs...AFTER I beat those cookies out of you!"
• "Oooh, which one's the REAL me?"

Kylie Koopa

• "Aw, whatta lemon! And this film ain't cheap, neither!"
• "I was primed for a scoop, and all I get are whiskers and a coupla sap babies!"
• "Kylie Koopa, ace reporter! The Koopa Kronicle's best!"
• "You know about the giant egg, yeah? Why, it just appeared!"
• "And THIS dame's got a hunch it's connected to the Shroobs."
• "I thought I'd get the straight dope from the locals, but..."
• "This place is like a morgue! Where is everybody?"
• "And speaking of fishy, this jump platform positively reeks of mystery. REEKS of it!"
• "But...I hopped up there, and it didn't do doodley-squat."
• "I wonder if I'm too heavy for it..."
• "Say, do me a favor and hop up there, will ya?"
• "What's the word?"
• "Ooh, this reporter just got that front-page fever! ♥"
• "WHATTA SCOOP! It's huge!"
• "Exclusive! Stop the presses!"
• "Aw, raspberries! My scoop snacked me! ♥"
• "Yick! ♥ It's all so... ooky and gooky!"
• "I haven't been this jazzed in a Blargg's age! ♥"
• "I can see the headline now! "Monster Yoob from Shroob on Ravenous Rampage!" Tops!"
• "Why, I saw an evil-looking Magikoopa head into that building just now, but..."
• "Gotta concentrate on this story! This could be my big break!"
• "Ha! You saps are all wet!"
• "Waltz into the dome's front door and you're sure to get spotted and carted away lickety-split!"
• "Seeing the Koopa Kronicle's reporter doll again has gotcha all goofy, does it? ♥"
• "That's right, Kylie Koopa's got your number!"
• "No time to chat! I got a hunch this story's gonna be bigger than the Yoshi's Island hoo-ha!"
• "Here's the scoop: Princess Shroob's gonna be arriving here any minute now!"
• "Yeah, there's gonna be a big to-do celebrating the conquest of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
• "And that's just the fries, boys: here's the burger! Some other princess-type's coming too!"
• "My sources indicate this other damsel likes pink, and she MAY be royalty of some sort."
• "WHAT? Princess Peach? The doll they're bringing here is Princess Peach?"
• "Princess Peach came here in a time doohickey and got pinched by Princess Shroob?!"
• "I gotta get this straight... You're snooping about trying to rescue the adult Princess Peach?"
• "Sounds like balloon juice to me, fella...but what a scoop it'd be if you're on the level!"
• "Alrighty then! You need to get into the dome so you can nab that princess, right?"
• "Well, word on the street is there's supposed to be a secret entrance around here..."
• "Word on the street ain't so specific, though, so I dunno about its whereabouts..."
• "You're not getting in through here, regardless, so you gotta find that secret entrance!"
• "Here's the only dirt I got: the entrance is connected somehow to four desert statues."
• "Now knuckle down and find that entrance, ya big lug!"
• "I've got some sleuthing of my own to take care of."
• "Gee whiz! You boys found the secret entrance after all! Color me bamboozled!"
• "Now listen, and listen good! Princess Shroob should be arriving any minute now!"
• "All the Shroobs are gathered on the other side of this wall."
• "Let's take a look-see though one of these windows!"
• "Boys! Just look at 'em, fellas! Look at all them Shroobs!"
• "Hey! What's the big idea?! Unhand me, you clods!"'
• "Ace timing, fellas! Boogie up here and cut me loose, will ya?!"
• "Bust me out or I'm a snack, for sure!"
• "C'mon! We're pals, ain't we? I gave you the dirt on the secret entrance, didn't I?"
• "Now it's your turn to be good eggs, or it's curtains for me! C'mon! Hurry up!"
• "Ow ow OW! I walloped my noggin but good. Hope my camera's not broken!"
• "Hey! It's my whisker boys! Did you KO at overgrown veggie?! Good deal!"
• "When that clown swallowed me down, I thought it was the big sleep, for sure!"
• "So give, fellas: did the big lug have that shard?"
• "Why, it's the bee's knees!"
• "Gaze at those sparkles long enough and you feel..."
• "In-Inside that crystal... Someone was looking back at me, fellas!"
• "Ha... Aha ha ha ha ha! I must be off my trolley... I need a quick snoozer."
• "Anyway, what gives, whiskers? What're you gonna do when you get all those baubles together?"
• "You're quite the motley crew... but you make for a GOLD copy, no doubt about that!"
• "Good as you boys are, though, THIS dame's got a lead that'll top anything you've EVER done!"
• "That's right! I glommed onto a little Shroob property when the alien boneheads grabbed me!"
• "Ain't THAT a thing of beauty? I think it's a key to something inside the Shroob mother ship."
• "Who knows what this beauty can do in the right keyhole? It's a mystery, all right..."
• "But you can bet your last mushroom it'll be a scoop to top the presses, boys!"
• "Huh? You wanna know if I saw Princess Peach in that Piranha Plant's belly?"
• "Believe it, fellas!"
• "But when I got ate, she got spit out lickety-split!"
• "I was all set for an exclusive interview, too! Raspberries!"
• "I'm pretty sure she's still locked up in the caves somewheres."
• "I suggest you fellas keep your peepers peeled for her!"
• "As for me, I'm gonna try and put that key to use!"
• "Which means it's time for me to say so long!"
• "Good luck, whiskers!"
• "Now's our chance, whiskers! This way!"
• "You were in the frying pan but good, weren't you, boys?"
• "Who knows what woulda been your fate if a certain gorgeous reporter weren't around? ♥"
• "Well, you scratched my back, whiskers, I scratched yours!"
• "Now we're all square. ♥"
• "Did you really think that was the real Princess Peach this whole time?"
• "Hate to break it to you boys, but that was Princess Shroob!"
• "You took that dame through a time hole to the future Mushroom Kingdom?"
• "Gee whiz, I gotta say, fellas, I'm all back-to-front on this whole can of Wigglers..."
• "Are you saying you think that Princess Shroob's plan all along? Talk about a twist!"
• "Yeah, she sets herself up as Princess Peach and infiltrates Peach's Castle in the future..."
• "What she's really after...is the chance to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom of your time, too! The gall of this gal!"
• "But things didn't work out so well for our Ms. Purple Poison, now did they?"
• "If that lump Bowser, if that's what you called him, hadn't gotten into the mix..."
• "Oh... I'm just blowing hot air over here!"
• "Remember this little beauty? Yeah, sure you do!"
• "It just may be the key to victory, whiskers!"
• "This dame's got a hunch...at day's end...this...will be...the biggest, bestest scoop in the history of scoops!"
• "Show a little get-up-and-go, whiskers! It's gravy time!"
• "Feast your peepers on my big break!"
• "You can bet your whiskers this is where the key goes!"
• "And now, at long last... The secret of the Shroobs... The scoop of a lifetime..."
• "The mystery!""
• "AW, RASPBERRIES! WE'RE DONE FOR!"
• "Why does everything always come up lemons?"
• "Put that Shroob down!"
• "Whatta escape... And whatta drop!"
• "Boy oh boy! I've been shaking the BUSHES for you boys!"
• "Open them ears and listen to this! For once, it ain't got a thing to do with scoops!"
• "Get this: I stumbled onto something so big, it's even BIGGER than big!"
• "It started when I fell outta that mother ship while it was flying over Yoshi's Island..."
• "Yeah, see, what happened was, I bounced right off Toadbert's polka-dot dome!"
• "You plan on scooping up all the shards, right, whiskers?"

L33t Hammer Broz.

• "AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROZ.!"
• ""NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED"

Star Gate

• "You are true and courageous. Your heart is filled with virtue and concern for your brother. I do recommend you watch your diet, however it is also filled with much Alfredo sauce. You should especially cut down on carbora, though it will be hard, for that is very tasty. If you curb your appetite, do some light cardio work and continue to ward your brother, you will no doubt grow to be a figure of immense popularity, yet not grow an immense belly. You may pass and I do recommend puttanesca; that stuff is great."

Fawful

• "I have boredom..."
• "Guests? Now I have... FURY!"
• "I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge!"
• "In this place, beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels!"
• "All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!"
• "What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them."
• "You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity... ...But my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow grey with aging. Do you dare hear?"
• "I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times."
• "I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"
• "And then the bad men came. Red and Green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship."
• "I have a little fury even with my remembering... Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking like you!"
• "I HAVE FURY!"
• "Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now!"
• "Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no."
• "SO MUCH FURY!"
• "Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!"
• "...I have calm."
• "I am waiting like an elevator."
• "I have the commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but..."
• "The day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety!"
• "I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!"
• "I WILL! HAVE! FURY!"
• "I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!"
• "I FIGHT WITH RAGE!"
• "I HURT YOUR FACES!"
• "D-Did I...Have insanity? Did I...have evil?"
• "I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me."
• "Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy."
• "P-Please... I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful. We talk of beans.
• "Beans and badges... We begin trading!"
• "The beans hide in the dirts of this country like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner. Bean symbols like this are marking all bean spots."
• "You are digging in dirt, right? You are digging under symbols. And you are finding much bean!"
• "Bean symbols have sneakiness! When the beans are gone, the symbols flee like babies!"
• "You are wanting much beans? Then you are hunting symbols. And digging and popping."
• "There are even places to win beans in games, maybe..."
• If you get many beans, you get many badges at this place, Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge!"

Luigi

• "Mario!"
• "Babies!"
• "Baby Luigi?"

Princess Peach

• "Thank you Mario!"

Mario

• "Luigi!"
• "Babies!"
• "Let's-a-go!"

Baby Mario

• "Peek-a-boo!"
• Weegee!
• "Thank you very much!"
• "Mama mia!"

Baby Luigi

• "Oh yeah!"
• "Let's-a-go!"
• "Mario!"
• "Thank you very much!"

Toadsworth the Younger

• "Oho!"
• "VILLAIN!"
• "Young Master's Mario and Luigi!"
• "Hold your tongue, elder me"
• "THIS CASTLE IS DISTORTED!"
• "Keep your trousers on, older me! That's MY blood pressure you're raising. Seriously, if I wanted to see myself embarrass myself, I'd belch in front of a mirror."
• "It's not like she's in another castle or anything."