List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Luigi's Mansion. The quotes are listed by character.

Chauncey

• "Hey! Wanna play with me?"
• "Ow! You gave me an owie!"
• "I just wanted to play with you...I HATE grown-ups!"
• "...Why do you have to be bigger than meeee? I've had enough!"
• "........Small...Now grow smaller!"
• "Small! Itsy! Tiny! Little! Wee! Ga ga goo goo GA!"

King Boo

• "Blue overalls...Cute button nose...White gloves...Mustache?!? MARIO! HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR PAINTING!?!...Wait a minute, your shirt and hat are green. It's just Luigi!"
• "Aahh, I could just stare at my Mario painting for hours! It's true what they say about fine art...it takes utterly refined sensibilities to truly appreciate it!"
• "The way you plead for help, Mario... I find it so...satisfying. Perhaps that is merely because I remember how much trouble you've caused me in the past."
• "... Seriously, though, who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests?! Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway...gullible Soup?"
• "Your brother came all this way just to get turned into a painting... It's just terrific."
• "However... This Mario painting looks lonely... I must have a Luigi painting as well! Then my gallery will truly be complete! Bleah HA HA!"
• "I am not afraid of you, fool! I fear only that infernal Poltergust 3000 you carry on your back! Stupid machine! But I am a KING among Boos! I swear it... I shall fear no mere house-cleaning device!!"
• "I must say...I despise the way you SHWEEERRPP-SHLOOOOP-WHOOORPP-SLEEEOOORG-vacuumed up all my friends!"
• "Don't imagine that I'll flee... I'll fight you like a true Boo! Now join your brother... ...inside the painting!"

Luigi

• "MARIO!/MARIOOO?/Mario?"
• (examining a tombstone) "I guess you just can't plan for something like this..."
• (examining clothes) "These look comfortable... NO. I'll stick with my duds!"
• (examining furniture) "Now that I look at it, it's full of moth holes! Yewch!"

Mario

• "Get me outta here!"
• "Hey, Luigi! What's the hold up!"
• "Hey, Luigi!"

Professor E. Gadd

• "I'm getting too old for this ghost-catching tomfoolery."
• "Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Professor E. Gadd."
• "I swear, this house seems to have more and more ghosts every day!"
• "Alright, youngster! Look lively! Follow me, posthaste!"
• "I've been living here since I was a lad of twenty or so, and I'll tell you: That mansion just appeared here a few days ago! The spirits have fooled you!"
• "I detect spirits stronger than we've yet seen lurking ahead. I think...it must be some of those escaped gallery ghosts!"
• "You know that they're really different from the other ghosts you've seen so far. They don't show their hearts very easily. Nope, not at all."
• "When you find one, you should first use the X Button to search its heart for clues. Sometimes you can learn the best way to surprise 'em"
• "Well, Luigi, I keep my fingers crossed for you."
• "Oh, thank goodness you're OK! I lost contact with you all of a sudden...I was a tad worried"
• "Hmm. You seem to be a bit tuckered out after that long battle, dont you?"
• "Why don;t you come back to the lab? When you vacuum a Boss ghost, your Poltergust 3000 gets pretty much full to bursting."
• "But...ho ho...I guess you showed that boss ghost who's boss!"
• "Take a gander at this. This fine piece of work nearly twenty years to develop! I call it the Ghost Portrificationizer. This machine lets us turn the ghosts you catch into paintings. Not only that, it works in reverse, too!"
• "Hm? How do you use it, you ask? Well, it's simple. Just plug that Poltergust 3000 into that slot and enjoy the ride, my boy!"
• "The ghosts are invisible...so we need to...press them into visible form and presto! Beautiful ghost portraits!"
• "Heh heh heh! Looks like you've run into a bit of trouble there. Maybe you need more training!"
• "There are some ghosts who'll try to grab and hold you...When that happens, try moving your Control stick back and forth to shake 'em off!"
• "It's the age old struggle for survival, my boy! Don't lose heart, Luigi!"
• "That was them! Those were the ones who released all of the ghosts from the paintings in my gallery! Those fiends!"
• "I wondered where King Boo and his gang had gone. So, they were hiding the mansion all along...Thanks for flushing 'em out, Luigi."
• "I'm tickled you found 'em but...perhaps it would've been better if you hadn't, well...let every single one escape. Just a thought."
• "Ah well, water under the bridge. Anyway, you should probably come back to the lab for a sec.
• "I've been waiting for you, young Luigi."
• "Your brother must've been taken by that gang of Boos...Poor feller..."
• "Oh now, don't talk crazy. They're not gonna eat the man."
• "But what became of him, hm? Odd that he hasn't come back."
• "Common theory holds that Boos grow in strength when they travel in numbers. They must somehow combine their powers too...Their power likely overwhelmed your brother."
• "If your aim is to save Mario, there's but one way to do it: capture each Boo and slowly weaken the group's power!"
• "But Boos, as their name implies, like to hide and then jump out to scare people. You've got your work cut out finding 'em..."
• "Heh heh heh. Don't get all down in the mouth, my boy! That Game Boy Horror I gave you has a secret function! I knew it's come in handy one day, so I developed it secretly. I call it the Boo Radar."
• "The Boo Radar will flash red when something round like a Boo is hidden nearby. Use it search everywhere, Luigi!"
• "All right now, sonny. Don't go tuckering yourself out. Relax, and just try to get those Boos one at a time. The trick is using the Control Stick and C Stick together. Don't forget, now!"
• "Mercy! You've already caught your first Boo! I've been researching those guys...
• "Well these Boos don't seem to like light much, that's for sure. They do their best to hide in and under furniture when they're stuck in a lit room."
• "So then I reckon that turning on all the lights in the mansion is the fastest way to find all of the Boos. Wouldn't you say, youngster?"
• "Okay, now send me the Boo and all the data you've got."
• "It's like you were born to capture Boos, Luigi!"
• "Ho! You're on FIRE, Luigi! ON FIRE!"
• "Unbelievable! There's no stopping you, Luigi!"
• "You've already found five Boos! You're a Boo-snaring maniac!"
• "I understand you're worried about your brother, young feller, but just take 'er easy. You have plenty of time still, so try to keep your shirt on."
• "Why not go to the Washroom and splash some water on your face? You'll feel much better, believe you me!"
• "Don't get scared stiff, Luigi!"

Toad

• "Boo hoo hoo! Where did you go Mario? Waaaaaah! Wah!"
• "Wah...Wow! It's Luigi! You finally made it! Oh, joy!"
• "Me? Well, Princess Peach asked me to come here to look for Mario. He left when he heard that you'd won a mansion, and he never returned!"
• "Th...then when I arrived here, the mansion was full of ghosts, and I didn't see Mario anywhere, and I kind of freaked out a little, and I didn't know what to do!! It's been awful!"
• "Please, please, please, you HAVE yo help me find Mario! If he doesn't get back, you have no idea how upset the princess will be! She'll flip"
• "I'm...so very...blue..."
• "Yay! Thanks, Luigi! You made my dark and stormy night!"
• "Sniffle...I, uh... dropped a REALLY important thing into the toilet. I didn't mean to!"
• "What in the...!?"
• "Heyy... You're right! No point crying over spilt milk! I suppose I'll just flush that old worry away. Yup, I'll just let it swirl on down the depths and let happiness refill my life!"