List of Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! quotes

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This is a list of quotes from both the Super Nintendo and Game Boy Advance versions of Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!, listed alphabetically by character.

Banana Bird Queen

• "It's time to teach K. Rool a lesson he'll never forget!"

Baron K. Roolenstein

• "NOOO! What have you done? My wife's going to kill me! I used all of her best pots and pans to make him... And then you just cast him aside as if he were a stack of empty tins!"
• "WHAT!? How dare you! KAOS was my ticket to world domination... And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
• "Well, you may have roasted my robot, but I'M the master chef around here, and I reckon it's about time your goose was cooked!"
• "What the blazes!? So, YOU'RE the one who's been scuttling my super secret submarine! This is the LAST time you'll spoil my plans! I'm gonna bash you good!"
• "Right!!! Look out, you cheeky monkeys!"

Cranky Kong

• "It's not a simple game of questions and answers this time! You've gotta beat yours truly if ya hope to win any prizes!"
• "My shots went clean through the target! Honest!"
• "That's not fair! Some of their targets were twice the size of mine!"
• "You fraudster! I'm off to consult my lawyer about this!"
• "Wait 'til I tell your parents!"
• "Very good, Dixie/Kiddy. No more web-spinning for that eight-legged freak. I'm sure Funky will put that patch to good use. Go see him now!"
• "Nope, not really."
• "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would ya??"

Diddy Kong

• "Hey, don't worry, Donkey! Thanks to Dixie, it's all over! I'm impressed!"

Dixie Kong

• "I thought that's what he was!"
• "I guess this just isn't your day, is it?"
• "Right- You go that way, Kiddy, and I'll go that way."
• "Let's do it, Boomer!"
• "No way, you crazy bear!"
• "Whoa... Big man!"

Donkey Kong

• "Whoooooaaaa... My head... What happened? One minute, I was dreaming about the world's biggest pile of bananas... The next, I was a power-crazed madman!"
• "I bet even Cranky would be... after THAT performance!"

Funky Kong

• "I also brought your excellent cousin Kiddy along for the ride!"
• "A patch? Oh yeah! This is just what I needed!"
• "Hang on for a couple of seconds, Dixie/Kiddy, and I'll whip up a cool new tub for you to rub-a-dub-dub!"

Swanky Kong

• "Hey, I think you've played this game before, haven't you?!"
• "That's one of the best performances I've seen in a long, long time!"

Wrinkly Kong

• "I found life too hectic at school with those naughty Kremlings pestering me all the time!"
• "If you happen to run into Cranky, then tell him to stop wasting his monkey on Swanky's bonus games."