List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Luigi's Mansion.

Biff Atlas

• "Look at this buffness! I'm huge! How'd you like to be my punching bag, weakling?"

Boos and Boolossus

• "Who's there? Who dares disturb our sleep?"
• "Oh ho! It's Luigi! Look, guys! Luigi's finally here!"
• "We're gonna do to you what we did to your brother...only worse."
• "What's on his back...? It's... E. Gadd's Poltergust 3000! Everybody SCRAM!!"
• "That scaredy-cat Luigi has made it this far...Oh, we're so frightened!"

Jarvis

• "Oi! You! With the moustache! Yeah, you!"
• "Whadda ya think o' me jar collection, then? Pretty amazing, don't you say?"
• "Welly, welly, well. We can't just let you look at 'em for free, now can we? No, I think not. If you'd like to view me jars, you'd best challenge me first!"
• "It's on, then!"
• "See how many o' me you can freeze with that Ice, boyo!"
• "If you freeze seven o' me, then you win! Righty-right?"
• "But if you lose, mate, it's out the door with you!"
• "Righto! Bring it on!"
• "Game's over, mate!"
• "And the results are..."
• "You got seven o' me, boyo!"
• "I can't believe it... How could I lose?"
• "You made me face red for sure, moustache-boy! Maybe you'd fancy gettin' stuffed into one o' these here jars!"

King Boo

• "What's that he's got on his back!? It's E. Gadd's Poltergust 3000! Everybody scram!"
• "I don't plan to give up my favorite decoration. I like Mario where he is."
• "Seriously, though. Who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests? Talk about stupid!"
• "What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway, gullible soup?"
• "I'm not afraid of you, fool! I fear only that infernal Poltergust 3000 you carry on your back! Stupid machine!"
• "But I am a KING among Boos! I swear it, I shall fear no mere house-cleaning device!"

Luigi

• "MARIO!/MARIOOO?/Mario?/M-M-M-M-Mario?"
• "Way to go, genius. Got the hang of that thing yet?"
• "What a dreadful picture... But that candle next to it might be important..."
• "I'm willing to bet there's something cold in here."
• "Hello?"
• "I always preferred the bottom bunk..."
• "Well, at least we won't have a shortage of toilet paper..."
• "Now that's just not my style."
• "You know... I never noticed how cute those red polka dots look on top!"
• "It's a picture...but I wouldn't call it art."

Mario

• "Get me outta here!"
• "Ey, Luigi! What's the hold-up?"
• "Yoo-hoo!"

Melody Pianissima

• "My name is Melody. People call me the spectral beauty of the ivory keys!"

Professor E. Gadd

• "I'm getting too old for this ghost-catching tomfoolery."
• "Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Professor E. Gadd."
• "I swear, this house seems to have more and more ghosts every day!"
• "Alright, youngster! Look lively! Follow me, posthaste!"
• "So your name's Luigi? I think our paths were destined to cross. Well met, Luigi."
• "If I told anyone else, they'd have me committed."'
• "I've been living here ever since I was a lad of twenty or so, and I'll tell you... That house appeared here just a few days ago!"
• "Outstanding work! You're like a leopard on the hunt!"
• "You stalk Boos like a master! Hail the fearless Boo hunter!"
• "Well done, Luigi my boy! This time I have a special bit of information for you! Hey, since you're cleaning the place up anyway, it wouldn't hurt to help out the plants in the mansion. You know what plants like, don't you?"
• "Well done, Luigi my boy! This time I have a special bit of information for you! Ghosts other than Boos will not appear in the direction you're looking, so you'll have to sneak up on 'em backward... but I bet you knew that already, heh!"
• "The tiger creeps up behind its prey... and strikes like lightning!"
• "Tip-top, Luigi! You remind me of myself at your age..."
• "Ho! You're on FIRE, Luigi! ON FIRE!"
• "You give those Boos what-for, Luigi!"
• "Unbelievable! There's no stopping you, Luigi!"
• "You're busting out all kinds of wild techniques today, Luigi!"

Sue Pea

• "GOOOO AAWAAAAYYY!!!"

Toad

• "Boo hoo hoo! Where did you go Mario? Waaaaaah! Wah!"
• "Wah...Wow! It's Luigi! You finally made it! Oh, joy! Thank goodness! Me? Well, Princess Peach asked me to come here to look for Mario. He left when he heard that you'd won a mansion, and he never returned! Th...then when I arrived here, the mansion was full of ghosts and I didn't see Mario anywhere, and I kind of freaked out a little, and I didn't know what to do!! It's been awful! Please, please, please, you HAVE to help me find Mario! If he doesn't get back, you have no idea how upset the princess will be! She'll flip!"
• "I wish I could do something to help you.. Wait! I've got it!"

Vincent Van Gore

• "Eet eez you, no? You interfere with my afterlife's work!"
• "You filthy swine! You're blind to zee life I give my creations!"
• "Zen very well... I will show you zee mastery of my art!"