List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Luigi's Mansion. The quotes are listed by character.

Chauncey

• "Hey! Wanna play with me?"
• "Ow! You gave me an owie!"
• "I just wanted to play with you...I HATE grown-ups!"
• "...Why do you have to be bigger than meeee? I've had enough!"
• "........Small...Now grow smaller!"
• "Small! Itsy! Tiny! Little! Wee! Ga ga goo goo GA!"

King Boo

• "Blue overalls...Cute button nose...White gloves...Mustache?!? MARIO! HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR PAINTING!?!...Wait a minute, your shirt and hat are green. It's just Luigi!"
• "Aahh, I could just stare at my Mario painting for hours! It's true what they say about fine art...it takes utterly refined sensibilities to truly appreciate it!"
• "The way you plead for help, Mario... I find it so...satisfying. Perhaps that is merely because I remember how much trouble you've caused me in the past."
• "... Seriously, though, who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests?! Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway...gullible Soup?"
• "Your brother came all this way just to get turned into a painting... It's just terrific."
• "However... This Mario painting looks lonely... I must have a Luigi painting as well! Then my gallery will truly be complete! Bleah HA HA!"
• "I am not afraid of you, fool! I fear only that infernal Poltergust 3000 you carry on your back! Stupid machine! But I am a KING among Boos! I swear it... I shall fear no mere house-cleaning device!!"
• "I must say...I despise the way you SHWEEERRPP-SHLOOOOP-WHOOORPP-SLEEEOOORG-vacuumed up all my friends!"
• "Don't imagine that I'll flee... I'll fight you like a true Boo! Now join your brother... ...inside the painting!"

Luigi

• "MARIO!/MARIOOO?/Mario?"
• (examining a tombstone) "I guess you just can't plan for something like this..."
• (examining clothes) "These look comfortable... NO. I'll stick with my duds!"
• (examining furniture) "Now that I look at it, it's full of moth holes! Yewch!"

Mario

• "Get me outta here!"
• "Hey, Luigi! What's the hold up!"
• "Hey, Luigi!"

Professor E. Gadd

• "I'm getting too old for this ghost-catching tomfoolery."
• "Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Professor E. Gadd."
• "I swear, this house seems to have more and more ghosts every day!"
• "Alright, youngster! Look lively! Follow me, posthaste!"
• "I've been living here since I was a lad of twenty or so, and I'll tell you: That mansion just appeared here a few days ago! The spirits have fooled you!"
• "I detect spirits stronger than we've yet seen lurking ahead. I think...it must be some of those escaped gallery ghosts!"
• "You know that they're really different from the other ghosts you've seen so far. They don't show their hearts very easily. Nope, not at all."
• "When you find one, you should first use the X Button to search its heart for clues. Sometimes you can learn the best way to surprise 'em"
• "Well, Luigi, I keep my fingers crossed for you."
• "Don't get scared stiff, Luigi!"

Toad

• "Boo hoo hoo! Where did you go Mario? Waaaaaah! Wah!"
• "Wah...Wow! It's Luigi! You finally made it! Oh, joy!"
• "Me? Well, Princess Peach asked me to come here to look for Mario. He left when he heard that you'd won a mansion, and he never returned!"
• "Th...then when I arrived here, the mansion was full of ghosts, and I didn't see Mario anywhere, and I kind of freaked out a little, and I didn't know what to do!! It's been awful!"
• "Please, please, please, you HAVE yo help me find Mario! If he doesn't get back, you have no idea how upset the princess will be! She'll flip"
• "I'm...so very...blue..."
• "Yay! Thanks, Luigi! You made my dark and stormy night!"