List of Toadsworth quotes

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This is a list of quotes by Toadsworth.

Games

Super Mario Sunshine

• "Now now, boys! Don't touch that stuff!"
• "Trying to start a new career?" (JP only)
• "I am most concerned with the well-being of the princess in this dreadful heat."
• "Master Mario, if you would, cross over to that shore and find some assistance."
• "Objection!"
• "Master Mario! Remember, the Button is key! Use it to show me some of your famous jumps!"
• "Mm, quite an unusual device..."
• "Is it some sort of pump?"
• "Princess, look! On the statue's head!"
• "I can't imagine what the poor princess is going through..."
• "Mario! Please save her!"
• "Oh, I hope nothing bad happens to our dear princess..."
• "Master Mario! Please help her!"
• "Oh no! Yada Blahblah Blahblah!"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

• "Master Mario!"
• "It would appear I'm just in time!"
• "I have prepared a suitcase for you to take with you on your long journey!"
• "I'm sure it will prove useful, as it holds many items and outfits. Please take it!"
• "Just press SELECT to open your suitcase and check the menu screen."
• "Then you can use any items you've found on your journey or even change your clothes..."
• "It's also a good idea to use that screen to double-check your personal status."
• "...Once you board the Koopa Cruiser you can take your time and look through it."
• "Now then, I have one more parting gift, as it were: some funds for your trip! Here you go..."
• "Oh, gracious! Master Luigi! Are you going to the Beanbean Kingdom, as well?"
• "Ah! You're just seeing Master Mario off? A capital idea! I do believe I'll join you."
• "Master Mario! I'm going on ahead. I shall be waiting for you in front of the Koopa Cruiser."
• "Master Mario! It seems you have quite a long road before you this time! Yes, quite long, indeed!"
• "Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh, terribly amusing! Yes. Come now, don't be so startled!"
• "You see... I must tell you... Princess Peach's voice..."
• "...was never stolen!"
• "But you defeated Cackletta nonetheless! And that is something to be congratulated for!"
• "Oh, Master Mario... Spot-on timing..."
• "It is a town full of Toads who have immigrated to this land."
• "As the royal representative of the senior Toads, I must vigorously oppose this idea!"
• "Passing through unknown lands filled with monsters is absolutely absurd! Why, the very idea..."
• "Koh-hoff! Ah-hem!"
• "...And yet... I suppose if Mario and Luigi escorted you..."
• "As if I have any say in the matter! Just be very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY careful."
• "I must begin preparations immediately."
• "Mario, you and Luigi should meet us up north, at the entrance to Teehee Valley."
• "Master Mario! Master Luigi!"
• "Hoo! Sorry to keep you waiting."
• "Now then, Master Mario, Master Luigi..."
• "Please be sure to take the utmost, most diligent, sincerest care of Princess Peach!!!"
• "Princess! Be careful!!!"
• "Hmm... Why do I get the feeling I forgot to say something vital?"
• "...Oh!!! That's right!"
• "Master Mario! Wait!"
• "Oh, now I've done it!"
• "Master Mario, I forgot to tell you one vital tidbit...and now just look at what has happened!"
• "If you let the princess out of your sight like we just did, she'll get kidnapped instantly!"
• "I beg of you: Rescue her and take care to ensure that you do not leave her side again."
• "And if the princess gets too far ahead of you, please stop her and talk some sense into her!"
• "I have asked her to return by the same path she took if you should speak to her."
• "And with that... Good luck! I am counting on you!"
• "Master Mario! Master Luigi! Awful things transpired while you were off doing who-knows-what!"
• "It looks like my hobbies will have to be shelved once again..."
• "Master Mario! Master Luigi!!! We're counting on you!"
• "Heed my directions well and you'll quickly find the Beanstar piece that landed in Teehee Valley!"
• "I recommend going to find this Beanstar piece first!"
• "I must say, my senses have been referred to as "strangely keen"!"
• "You-You must find the Beanstar pieces soon...for the princess!"
• "Surely with my keen advice you can quickly find the piece that fell in Teehee Valley!"
• "Lady Lima!"

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

• "Great hoogly-boogly! If it isn't Master Mario!"
• "Bit of a coincidence, bumping into one another in this sort of place, hm? Ho ho!"
• "So, tell me, Master Mario, what in the world brings you to this wretched little burg?"
• "...Hmm? Ah! Indeed?!? Princess Peach sent you a letter and a treasure map? And she told you she'd meet you here in Rogueport?!? Intriguing..."
• "You're asking me where Princess Peach is? Erm... I was about to ask you that."
• "We stopped in this town to acquire a spot of fuel for our ship, don't you know..."
• "I only took my eye off her for a moment, but as soon as I did, she vanished."
• "You know how headstrong she is, Mario... I just assumed she'd be back momentarily... But at this point, I fear we must embrace the possibility that she may never return."
• "I've been at a loss as to what to do. I've been fraught with worry, I tell you!"
• "But I'm feeling better with you here, Master Mario. Surely we'll find her! Surely!"
• "But I know my place, Master Mario...and this is not it. I leave this task to you."
• "I believe I'll recline in the inn over there and enjoy a spot of tea, perhaps. In fact, I highly recommend it, particularly if you find your HP (Heart Points) running low."
• "Just drop on INN! Ho ho! ...Yes, anyway, a little rest there will fill all of your HP."
• "I must say, though, the rest of this town is a bit...rough. Yes, rough, indeed..."
• "Huff! I say..."

Mario Party 7

• "Oh, I say! Welcome to Mario Party!
• "Hop on the luxury liner MMS Sea Star and choose a cruise! Capital!"
• "My name is Toadsworth, and I will be your tour guide!"
• "This is the Party Cruise. Start a party with your friends!"
• "This is the Solo Cruise. Play against a friend or the CPU!"
• "This is the Deluxe Cruise. Play with up to 8 friends!"
• "This is the Minigame Cruise. Play minigames in your collection!"
• "This is the Duty-Free Shop. Purchase souvenirs and more!"
• "This is the Control Room. Adjust your game settings here!"
• "I say! Welcome to the Party Cruise!"
• "I'm sure you'll have a smashing time with these stupendous minigames!"
• "Oh, but first things first... Let's adjust the game settings."
• "Shall I tell you how to play?"
• "Welcome to Grant Canal! The lovely town features balloons, waterways, and gondolas!"
• "Shall I tell you about this board?"
• "If you reach the Star Space, you can buy a Star for 20 coins.
• "The Star will move to another location when someone gets one. What a crafty bugger!"
• "And watch out for Bowser Time! That chap is naught but trouble!"
• "Sometimes he'll even appear and destroy the bridges! Madness! Madness!"
• "Right! Now hit those Dice Blocks to decide who goes first!"
• "First up is (character)!"
• "Second is (character)!"
• "Third is (character)!"
• "And fourth is (character)!"
• "Now I've got a gift your you... Here are 10 coins each!"
• "The Star is over here, folks! Hurry up, now! pip pip!" (First time)
• "The Star is over here, folks!" (Subsequent times)
• "If you get there, you can buy it for 20 coins! Capital!"
• "Brilliant, I say! Utterly brilliant! And now it's time to party!"
• "Right! Gather 'round, all! It's time for a Mic Game!"
• "It's Donkey Kong's time to shine! Which minigame will you play now, my good egg?"
• "Everyone plays! And what's more, DK will convert all of the bananas into coins!"
• "Now let's spin the banana slot and learn the exchange rate, shall we? Quite!"
• "You'll get 1 coin/2 coins/3 coins for each banana you earn."
• "Splendid! You'll play it solo! You may even get a gift from our siminan friend."
• "You'll be playing for this fantastic bonus..."
• "It's 10 coins/20 coins/30 coins! Smashing! Yes, beat the minigame and you will leave with 10 coins/20 coins/30 coins!"
• "It's a Star! Smashing! Yes, beat the minigame and you will leave with a Star!"
• "Let's see what minigame the Wheel of Whimsy has in store for you!"
• "You got 1 coin/2 coins/3 coins for each banana you earned."
• "Well done, old dog! You earned 10 coins/20 coins/30 coins from Donkey Kong!"
• "Well done, old dog! You earned a Star from Donkey Kong!"
• "Oh, that's too bad. You didn't beat the minigame, so I'm afraid you get nothing."
• "That DK is a fine bloke! You can always count on him when you're in need!"
• "Congratulations, (character)! Oh, I say! That's simply superb!"
• "Will you buy a Star?"
• "Right! Here you are then!"
• "Eh wot? You don't have enough coins to buy a Star! Come back when you have 20 coins."
• "Time for a Battle Minigame! This should be smashing!"
• "Let's see how many coins it will cost to play..."
• "The pot is (number) coins!"
• "It's up to all of you to pick the minigame. We'll play the game that gets the most votes."
• "Let's get this Battle Minigame started, folks!"
• "This won't do at all... Where's the picture he promised you? I'm afraid you've been duped!"
• "Welcome to the Bonus Mic game!! It's a chance to boost your coin count in one shot!"
• "You can double your coins if you beat the minigame! how many coins will you wager?"
• "You're betting (number) coins?"
• "You'll get (number) coins if you win, but lose the whole bet if you don't! Agreed?
• "Let's start the Bonus Mic game!"
• "You must remember which piece of fruit is on the cards."
• "Pay attention, because the pictures will flash by quickly!"
• "Hold the Mic, please. When you're ready to go, say "Yes" into the Mic."
• "Watch the cards closely as I turn them over!"
• "Which card is this one?"
• "Smashing! That's correct!"
• "Great job, old bean! You answered them all correctly!"
• "Ah, well done! You beat the minigame and doubled your coins!"
• "Excellent job! Now take your (number) coins.
• "Let's get back to the game."
• "Time for a Duel Minigame! Beat it for a chance to steal coins or Star from rivals!"
• "Choose whom you wish to duel!"
• "Let's pit (character) vs. (character)."
• "The winner gets a turn on the Slot of Stupendousness!
• "Let's spin the Wheel of Whimsy to find what game will be played! So exciting!"
• "You won, (character)! Now go hit the Slot of Stupendousness!
• "Thus ends the duel! Magnificent! (Character), take all of (character)'s coins!"
• "Do try a Duel Minigame again!"
• "I say, good show! Now let's see how everyone fared!"
• "First, let's count everyone's Stars..."
• "This is the number of Stars each of you collected."
• "Next, we'll tally up everyone's coins."
• "This is how many coins each of you ended up with. Such avarice!"
• "Hoo! Now comes my favorite part... It's time for the Bonus Stars!"
• "If you win one of my special bonus awards, you'll get a Star!"
• "Let's see who wins, shall we?"
• "And here are the Bonus Stars..."
• "Finally...the moment you've all been waiting for!"
• "The winner is..."
• "The winner is (character)! Wonderful!"

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

Toadsworth

• "PRIIIIIINCESS!"
• "Please return, Your Majesty!"
• "I say... I am simply beside myself with worry!"
• "THE HORROR!"
• "Princess..."
• "HUZZAH!"
• "Oh, Princess! Welcome home!"
• "Your Majesty! I've been fraught with--"
• "W-Wait! Master Luigi!"
• "Master Mario!"
• "It's been some time since you battle last, correct?"
• "Do you require a refresher on action commands?"
• (No) "I see, I see... Very well, Master Mario!"
• "You are the master!"
• "Drat, I almost forgot!"
• "You can also dodge enemy attacks!"
• "Shall I explain to you how to perform such evasions?"
• (No) "I see..."
• "Would you then care to hear how to counterattack?"
• "Please press now!"
• "In this manner, you can utilize good timing to dodge your foes' attacks..."
• "And not only that, but damage them in the process!"
• "Be sure to observe your foes closely as to recognize your chances!"
• "MASTER MARIO!"
• "M-M-Master Mario!"
• "The princess! Where is Princess Peach?"
• "And what were those lights? And what is that odd hole?! I demand answers, sir!"
• "VILLAIN!"
• "I daresay that IS her!"
• "That child you're holding, sir! She's the princess, is she not?"
• "In the short time she's been gone, she's grown so small!"
• "THIS is why I was so opposed to that infernal time device!"
• "Princess!"
• "I-I'm absolutely spent."
• "Toadsworth the Younger..."
• "The princess... She won't..."
• "She won't stop crying!"
• "We've taken to calling this technique a Spin Jump."
• "You'll soon see precisely why. Master Luigi begins the move."
• "First, press to make Master Luigi's icon change into the Spin Jump icon."
• "Next, press so Master Luigi leaps up and perches on Master Mario's shoulders."
• "Now, time to be off, sirs! Utilize the new time hole! Rescue our princess!"

Toadsworth the Younger

• "Oho!"
• "Young Masters Mario and Luigi!"
• "I've anxiously awaited your arrival!"
• "Yes, indeed, the princess craves playmates, I'm afraid. She's rather...tantrummy."
• "Press up on to walk to the room where she awaits. Please go to her at once!"
• "Please, I beg of you, go to the princess. She awaits playmates in that room up ahead."
• "Press up on to move to the room where she awaits."
• "I say! What's this hullabaloo? What of the princess?"
• "Absolute nonsense!"
• "I rather think that you'll do NO SUCH THING! EN GARDE!"
• "Young Master Mario!"
• "Sorry about fainting a moment ago... Is this your first battle?"
• "Shall I perhaps instruct you on action commands?"
• "Ahem..."
• "Allow me to begin. First, please attack."
• "Halt!"
• "Press , young sir!"
• "If your timing is spot-on... you'll do more damage!"
• "For each and every attack, there is an action command."
• "Experiment away!"
• "Carry on..."
• "Drat, I almost forgot!"
• "You can also dodge young Bowser's flames."
• "Shall I explain to you how to evade enemy attacks?"
• "Then heed well!"
• "Observe... In this way you can avoid taking damage."
• "Pay attention to this spot up above you..."
• "...to see when and how you can dodge attacks!"
• "Watch your foes closely...for they hint at their attacks!"
• "PRIIIIIIIIINCESS!"
• "Oh! Oh, Princess! Never fear, my dear. Toadsworth is here!"
• "Come! Let's get you to safety!"
• "Great hoogly-boogly! The princess does NOT approve of this!"
• "Young Master Bowser! Abandoning those folk is reprehensible!"
• "Young masters, if you would, please go check on those unfortunate villagers."
• "That, I believe, will make the princess most pleased, and perhaps avoid future tantrums."
• "I shall wait here for your no-doubt triumphant return. Tallyho and all that!"
• "Young Master Luigi!"
• "I feel I should tell you that young Luigi's action command uses the Button."
• "Press the just before an enemy attack!"
• "Young masters!"
• "Let's give you two some Bros. Items, shall we?"
• "These items require you to attack as a duo!"
• "Please, you two, take these Green Shells.
• "Yes, as you both can see, the Bros. Item block has appeared in your commands!"
• "Use the Green Shell according to the on-screen directions when you choose it..."
• "Indeed, pay close attention so that you may master the nuances in no time!"
• "Please choose the Bros. Item block!"
• "I have quite a few, so use all you wish!"
• "That was rather close, eh?"
• "Now that I see these villagers close up, they bear a striking resemblance to the two of you!"
• "But who knows when more of those awful aliens will return?"
• "I believe it best to take these two to Master Bowser's ship."
• "Those monsters... Their arrival seems like a horrible dream... It was all so sudden"
• "Foul parasites from the Shroob planet, land of utter creepiness! Their purpose is oh-so clear!"
• "They wish to take all we hold dear in the Mushroom Kingdom! Our land... Our very lives!"
• "Oh, the village is in ruins..."
• "And our beloved castle as well!"
• "And THAT is how the princess and I were rescued by Master Bowser, odd as that sounds."
• "And now...almost all of the Mushroom Kingdom has fallen under Shroob control."
• "Our once beautiful castle... No... Look at it now."
• "No doubt those fiends call it Shroob Castle."
• "Rumor has it their leader is there. Princess Shroob..."
• "Eh? What that you say? Princess Peach is being held prisoner in the castle?
• "Ho ho! Surely you jest. The princess is quite safe and sound right here with me."
• "Hmm? I beg your pardon? The future Princess Peach?"
• "The future Master Mario and Luigi?""
• "Ho! ho ho! You poor fellows... You've gone a bit daffy, eh?"
• "Your noggins must have gotten bonked. Perhaps a nap?"
• "Th-That must be Princess Shroob! Undoubtedly!"
• "All right, are you? Jolly good!"
• "Pardon me? You say we should leap into that ridiculous hole? Absolute rubbish!"
• "Do you honest believe that I would place the princess in such reckless endangerment?"
• "You...Why, you SCOUNDREL!"
• "How DARE you refer to me as such? And it's nincomPOOP!"
• "Halt!"
• "I say! What cheek! You, I dare say, are the true nincompoops! Come back here this instant!"
• "Keep your distance!"
• "You're not cleared to address Her Royal Highness!"
• "Someone! Anyone!"
• "Help! Someone!"
• "Is this castle deserted?"
• "Look lively, now, elder me!"
• "We must please the princess! Put your back into it!"
• "Pull yourself together, man! Smile, I say! Smile!"
• "Tut, tut! Worry not, elder me! We've not yet begun to amuse!"
• "Arms out, now!"
• "3"
• "2"
• "1"
• "TOADSWORTH TWIST!"
• "Jolly good, elder me!"
• "Our charge is giggling!"
• "Oh, Masters Mario and Luigi! Grown right up, haven't you?"
• "I'm quite up to speed on our crisis. Bit of a sticky wicket."
• "The adult Princess Peach, the kingdom... You must save it all."
• "And I shall be right here as you do, rooting for victory!"
• "What's that you say, old bean?"
• "You wish to learn our move?"
• "Well, if it will help you fulfill your duties, of course! It would be an honor and a privilege!"
• "Come! Practice awaits!"
• "Chin up, elder me! Mustn't falter now!"
• "Are we all quite ready? Good. Commence the instruction!"
• "From there, press again to make the two of you whirl about and rise skyward!"
• "And now, it's rather academic! Press a direction on to fly in said direction. Huzzah!"
• "This marvelous technique will allow you to cross gaps where mere jumping proves lacking."
• "Have at it!"
• "Yes, yes, jolly good show!"
• "I trust you'll use it to your advantage in the field as well."
• "I should think this Spin Jump will give you access to some awfully hard-to-reach areas."
• "Please! Your Majesty! Please, just ONE smile!"
• "You will save her, won't you? I assure you, she's NOT in another castle or anything."